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Speaker 2: It's Colin Crawford. Colon, Welcome to I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for having me. Nice to see you, Bridge,

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Speaker 3: Yes, Wow, I was raised Catholic.

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Speaker 3: Uh? GNC?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: GNC? I've never purchased a GNC product.

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Speaker 2: GNC has really stuck it out, it really has. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they really will just like they maneuver, they have

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Speaker 3: And again it just tastes like sweet sludge.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're talking this so perfect, perfect Hawaiian culture. The

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Speaker 2: And then they've gone three D, which this isn't working

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Speaker 3: He's also now he looks like he's happy for me

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Speaker 2: To hit me, and he's drinking his Hawaiian punch room temperature.

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Speaker 2: It looks like which I'm not in love with. But

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Speaker 2: It's the worst flavor. The Waterloo people usually are pretty

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Speaker 3: Almost like it's like they like, this will make you

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Speaker 3: Well, this is controversial because everyone everyone hates someone really loves.

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Speaker 3: Like I don't mind the what is it, the suntan one.

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Speaker 3: I had one that tastes a lot like pre sun recently.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I like beach plum yeah. Again, Like I feel

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Speaker 3: Boy, we should talk about my entire diet. If we're

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Speaker 3: It just was like, this is what refreshment tastes. It

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Speaker 2: I feel like as a child, whenever we would go

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Speaker 2: Come combining that with my Greek food.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, also you are sophisticated going to Greek restaurants in

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Speaker 2: There's so many Greek christries, there's a huge Greek population.

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Speaker 3: I would have thought this is like exotic as hell.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, they're even represented in the Real

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Speaker 2: She's very there's a there are three Greek hamburger chains

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Speaker 3: Very high falutin words.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you go in and it's very it's very like

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Speaker 2: But yeah, Greeks are very well represented in Utah, but

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Speaker 2: I think actually the one good Greek restaurant is closing

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Speaker 2: there is just an adorable man. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: they're doing, too far away from me to drive to,

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Speaker 2: so I never went doing the problem.

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Speaker 2: All of the diners are dying.

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Speaker 3: Trump, you were a one issue and you didn't even

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think he would like a diner. I

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Speaker 3: And like a brassy waitress. I think Trump could not

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's no chance a waitress that would speak back

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Speaker 2: to him. There's no chance that he would put up

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Speaker 2: with that's do you know what diner I love in

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Speaker 2: Los Angeles is Clark Street Diner.

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Speaker 3: I do like we've we ate their semi reason.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's true. I like I go there too frequently.

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Speaker 3: I just wish it wasn't so crowded all the time.

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Speaker 2: You go on a weeknight, okay, and you'll probably.

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Speaker 2: You absolutely run into people constantly there, and it's not

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Speaker 2: I'm just by a man the mayor of uh did

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Speaker 3: Did drive my car?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to talk about your car at all?

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Speaker 3: I liked it. If you don't know about my car,

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Speaker 3: The usually I drove it to the bookstore, and I

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Speaker 3: So I started to try and make it faster, with

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize you tried to make it fast.

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Speaker 3: I did, and like it's like learning about like adding

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Speaker 3: And then I was like, well, this thing deserves some

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Speaker 3: people are like, do you think this is cool or

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's absolutely both.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I get a lot of thumbs up, a lot

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Speaker 2: That's the best compliment you can possibly get.

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Speaker 3: One time, I accidentally drove to Bob's Big Boy in

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Speaker 2: Well, to be fair to them, you are kind of

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Speaker 2: Yes, I think it's really a beautiful thing. And the logo,

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Speaker 2: entire creature.

442
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,640
Speaker 3: They also are in the swamp, but they're not like

443
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,199
Speaker 3: the swampiest animal. I think about that a lot. That

444
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:21,119
Speaker 3: like they're everywhere.

445
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 2: Everywhere except for Utah, Yeah, which is I never I

446
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 2: never saw a possum until I lived in La and

447
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,640
Speaker 2: then I was like, Oh, that thing's under my car.

448
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

449
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 3: I like them. I like the little rat tail.

450
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,640
Speaker 2: What do you think is the swampiest creature?

451
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 3: Probably an alligator, sure, or like a water moccasin, but

452
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,120
Speaker 3: that's like too.

453
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 2: Cool for what's a water moccasin.

454
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,400
Speaker 3: It's really poisonous snake. There's probably a better real name,

455
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 3: all right.

456
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,399
Speaker 2: And they swim, they swim, oh evil.

457
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 3: And apparently this is what I was told growing up.

458
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,119
Speaker 3: Maybe this is like not true, but like if you

459
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,639
Speaker 3: get bit by by one once, there's an antidote, but

460
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,160
Speaker 3: it won't work the second time you.

461
00:21:55,119 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 2: Get it's a learn your lessons exactly. Wow, that's fascinating.

462
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 2: I just read The Orchid Thief and it's a very

463
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,639
Speaker 2: swamp heavy book, and I just love reading about the

464
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 2: swamp and just what a bizarre place it is.

465
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 3: It really is a cool place. I'm from Louisiana, by

466
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,199
Speaker 3: the way, that's why it's called swamp trash, just like

467
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 3: a maniac.

468
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 2: Have you I imagine you've been on swamp tours?

469
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 3: Yes?

470
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 2: Have you ever just been into the swamp by yourself?

471
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 3: So like we used to. There's a river in my

472
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 3: town outside of New Orleans called, uh the Bugafalaya River.

473
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 5: Oh, I love that name, and we used to go

474
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 5: uh tubing in it, okay, and you would fall out

475
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 5: of the tube like drag behind a boat tubing, all right,

476
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 5: and you'd fall out and you'd see like gators on

477
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,399
Speaker 5: the shore and stuff like.

478
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 2: That's terrifying.

479
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just nine years old floating in dark water

480
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 3: like oh, waiting for the boat to come around.

481
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 2: I have a hard time in just like a normal lake.

482
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,439
Speaker 2: I can't imagine. Did you know anybody who was attacked

483
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 2: by a gator?

484
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 3: I did not? Do you ask all your guests?

485
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 2: I should put that on the list. We're gonna find

486
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 2: somebody who knows somebody.

487
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,919
Speaker 3: This is the second podcast I've talked about this on.

488
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 3: But gators don't bite you. I mean they do, but

489
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 3: their main motive attack is not biting you.

490
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:12,640
Speaker 2: Is it the tail?

491
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 3: They hug you and very sweet.

492
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 2: Their problem is loving too much? Wow, I didn't realize.

493
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, they like wrap around you and then drown you.

494
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,679
Speaker 2: Whoa and then eat you. Then you so do crocodiles bite?

495
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 3: Crocodiles bite the shit out of you.

496
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 2: Interesting and I feel like we tried to get to

497
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 2: the bottom of this on a recent episode of like

498
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 2: where crocodiles live?

499
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 3: Is it.

500
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: Probably Australia, so they're not in the Americas.

501
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 3: I'm sure some have gotten here, right, but that's where

502
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 3: they're from.

503
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 2: I this is kind of related. I was in Hawaii

504
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,159
Speaker 2: a couple of months ago and I was told we

505
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 2: were in Kawaii and their chickens everywhere. And we were

506
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 2: told the way the chickens got there is there was

507
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 2: a hurricane and blew them all there. Leave this.

508
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 3: That sounds like a fun thing to tell taurusts. Right,

509
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 3: Maybe are there a lot of hurricanes the.

510
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: Hawaii Well, I guess it would be a typhoon.

511
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it wrecked the ship that had some chickens

512
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 3: on it.

513
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 2: Something closer, or maybe someone's just brought them.

514
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that also makes sense. It's a thing that people cultivate.

515
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 2: I just kind of mentioned a chicken being blown around

516
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 2: so much by a hurricane that I got to another

517
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 2: island and was still alive.

518
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, either unless, but I don't want to doubt someone's

519
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 3: story either.

520
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 2: That's fun, tell you anything, and maybe it's true. Yeah,

521
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,360
Speaker 2: I think that. I mean it's wilder. Things have happened,

522
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 2: and maybe a hen got blown there and killed and

523
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: then an egg popped out of it.

524
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 3: Now we're talking. Maybe a bigger bird killed a hen

525
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 3: and carried.

526
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 2: It and sprinkled its eggs all though. See, these are

527
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 2: things that can happen in nature. Yes, and well, speaking

528
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 2: of bad things, Colin, I was looking forward to have

529
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 2: you're here on the podcast today. I thought, Colin will

530
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 2: come by, we'll you speculate on how chickens got to

531
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 2: different places, and then we'll move on with our days.

532
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 2: So I was a little surprised. The podcast is called

533
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 2: I said no gifts, So I was. I was floored

534
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 2: when you showed up holding this beautifully wrapped gift.

535
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 3: Well, I bring you gifts every time we see each other.

536
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 3: There has nothing to do with the podcast. You spoil me, Yes,

537
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 3: it's like we both get off on it.

538
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, there's something. It's a sick game. So I

539
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,679
Speaker 2: guess I shouldn't have been surprised. Well, it's in this

540
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 2: beautifully wrapped bag. It's this gift bag by Ralph. Yes,

541
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 2: you obviously got the up Papyrus or one of these

542
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 2: classy stores. Should I open it here on the podcast?

543
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: Yes, I think you should.

544
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 2: Okay, so we'll dip into this bag Ralph's fresh for us.

545
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:05,479
Speaker 2: Let's see here. That's oh, what is the smelling salts?

546
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 3: Smelling salts?

547
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: But it has like a holograph of a screaming lion

548
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 2: on it. It looks like, you know, it's like almost

549
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 2: like Devian Art style lion drawing. And it's for inhalation only,

550
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 2: and it's by the band band by the this could

551
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:28,360
Speaker 2: be a band Bodas Son brand Bodas on what's going on?

552
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 3: So this is smelling salts recently? Is the thing that

553
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 3: I have like sort of half ironically gotten into. It's

554
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 3: a thing that weightlifters use to like get hype to

555
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 3: lift weights again.

556
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 2: Theme, the way you're bordering on actual drugs is very interesting.

557
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 3: I mean yes, uh. And also NFL players use the

558
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 3: two high concussion symptoms.

559
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 2: What and oh this is dark.

560
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 3: So we saw my friends and I who watched football

561
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 3: together saw like a segment where some guys tried this

562
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 3: on the air, and they were all like kind of

563
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 3: wreaking out, and so we bought some and did them,

564
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,199
Speaker 3: and it's extremely unpleasant but also kind of gets you

565
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 3: real excited. And so I wanted to include you in

566
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 3: this journey that I'm on. So I thought we could

567
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 3: do some smelling salts on the air. And this was

568
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 3: just the like most gas station looking one I could find.

569
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 2: Where did you get these?

570
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 3: I got this on the internet?

571
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,239
Speaker 2: How dangerous is this?

572
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 3: It's not dangerous. It's just like concentrated cat piss. Basically,

573
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 3: it's not gonna hurt you, except for it'll be unpleasant.

574
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 2: Well, before I get before I lose my mind, we

575
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 2: should talk about the science of this. Do you know

576
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 2: anything about how it does? Any of this?

577
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 3: It's just ammonia that, like I think, just really opens

578
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 3: up your nasal passages and there's a lot of oxygen.

579
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 2: Your don't you're going to be the last guest on

580
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 2: this podcast.

581
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 3: Just because you're gonna devote your life to the smelling.

582
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 2: Salts selling them? Yeah, I found my true My true

583
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 2: calling is selling smelling salts. So wait, what is the

584
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: actual like use for these?

585
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 3: What was the original I think I gus for fainting

586
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 3: Victorian ladies. Oh, of course, like waking them up.

587
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 2: And then the second is hiding concussions. How does it

588
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 2: hide them?

589
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 3: It like I don't know, It like focuses you temporarily. Wow.

590
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 2: Have they done anything to correct the concussion?

591
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 3: Yes?

592
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 2: What?

593
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 3: They now have these things called guardian caps that are

594
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 3: like big soft layers on top of the football house

595
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 3: that apparently do like decrease the repetitive injury. Really, but

596
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 3: it's optional and guys don't wear them because they look

597
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 3: goofy Oh.

598
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 2: No, So it's like kids on bikes in the nineties.

599
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly.

600
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 2: Okay, so like in twenty years they'll finally be like, well,

601
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 2: I can't believe we weren't wearing our guardian caps. So

602
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 2: do any of them wear these?

603
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 3: I've seen certain guys do wear them, and then everyone makes.

604
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 2: Fun these losers. Safety first, exactly, you're making a ton

605
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 2: of money just put on this thing and so you

606
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 2: don't end up losing your mind when you're fifty.

607
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 3: And I think I'm starting to like kind of like

608
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 3: it because I think see this, they look kind of

609
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 3: like toad On from Marrow.

610
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great look. They should sponsor somebody Oh,

611
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 2: that would be wonderful, Guardian cap.

612
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 3: Let's see teaching about all sorts of things.

613
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is great. It looks like big head mode

614
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 2: in video.

615
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 3: We just need to embrace it. It's fun.

616
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 2: These are incredible. This looks like something from the Last

617
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 2: of Us. They're all kinds of things. These are great. Yeah, agreed,

618
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 2: If just one cool NFL player would wear one, they

619
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 2: would all do it. They kind of look like grenades.

620
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do kind of look like grenade.

621
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 2: This is fantastic. Oh, I want to wear one of

622
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 2: these in real lives.

623
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 3: I'm not to say, like, if you can get a

624
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 3: bigger version of your head to wear on top of

625
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: your head, I feel like that would be a really

626
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 3: good move.

627
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 2: Wow, somebody should do something. Some of these actually kind

628
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 2: of look see that looks kind of sleek.

629
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

630
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 2: I don't know if the video person can see this

631
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 2: or not, but that looks almost like a volleyball, basically

632
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 2: like a giant volleyball stuck on top of some body's head.

633
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 2: I'm I'm for it, but and I am cool, so

634
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 2: you are, Yeah, So I think that that's fine. Well,

635
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 2: I had no idea somebody had tried the idea of

636
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 2: like being an NFL player at this point and knowing

637
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: how awful it can be for somebody and not wearing

638
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 2: one of those, that's it's bonkers.

639
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 3: But then I feel like we're all making choices like

640
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 3: not me.

641
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 2: I did realize. I mean, I haven't snowboarded in years,

642
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 2: but like when I was, I never wore a helmet.

643
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, First of all, you're way too cool for that.

644
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 3: I'm talking about like eating microplastics. It's like we're all

645
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 3: killing ourselves with a bunch of things.

646
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yes, that's true, that's very true. But I don't know.

647
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 2: If I was on a motorcycle, I would definitely wear

648
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 2: a helmet. Yes, absolutely, An NFL player, if they were

649
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 2: on a motorcycle, would probably wear a helmet. I'm trying

650
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 2: to reach out to our NFL base. That's most of

651
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 2: our listeners are guys.

652
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 3: Players, but also general managers.

653
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: Of course of course the coaches. It's everybody involved. But yeah,

654
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 2: that's uh, I wonder.

655
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 3: I love your Super Bowl episode. Oh yeah, of course

656
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 3: you did a live reaction to the game.

657
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 2: We turned it off during the halftime show. I was

658
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 2: too mad. I was screaming. I had to go over

659
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: to America's halftime. What is that? What that was called

660
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 2: the kid Rock? Is that what it was called? Turning Point? Unsays, Uh, yeah,

661
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 2: I didn't.

662
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 3: I don't know much about it because I've I used

663
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 3: to really like like a pig and ship sort of

664
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 3: dive into that stuff, and I'm like, I can't.

665
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 2: Let that be part of my Like they've taken up

666
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: too much of my life already. Exactly, but no, of course, Yeah,

667
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 2: the super Bowl episode was the ratings were huge, and

668
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 2: we'll be back again next year. Football fans tuning.

669
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 3: In, Oh man, we're gonna do it now.

670
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 2: Kind of half. I actually there was a while I

671
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 2: made a joke about this a long time ago, but

672
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 2: I said, like, I wonder what would come out of

673
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 2: my mouth if somebody had a gun to my head

674
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,719
Speaker 2: and said, commentation football game? Because I have, I do

675
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 2: not know what I would be able to say.

676
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 3: This is the best idea I've ever heard. I think

677
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 3: we should dynasty typewriter. We will live commentate the super

678
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 3: Bowl next year.

679
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: That's a good hostage movie. But it's just me commentating

680
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 2: the super Bowl with a gun to my head.

681
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like speed, Yeah, it's exactly. If he says

682
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 3: one thing that is like completely unmasculine your head.

683
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 2: And I'm kind of a Sandy Bullock tie. Yes exactly,

684
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 2: this is speed three. Was there a speed three.

685
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 3: Versus speed I checked that after cruise control.

686
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

687
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 2: I think that like they kind of took it as

688
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: far as possible. I can't believe they haven't rebooted speed.

689
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 3: It is funny. Yeah, first of all, that is crazy.

690
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 3: But like when you're thinking about, like what's the escalation

691
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 3: from bus can't slow down cruise shif is a strange choice.

692
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like there were so many other things that

693
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 2: could have done in between the two of those, and.

694
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 3: You can't tell the difference. If a cruise ship is going.

695
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 2: The cruise ship would have to be going so fast.

696
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 2: A cruise ship going like a thousand miles hour.

697
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 3: Now that I would watch. So what's your Okay, let's

698
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 3: let's go through what's your ideal speed too? Vehicle?

699
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 2: Okay? Over a bus okay. So and let me remind

700
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 2: myself of the rules of speed. If it went under

701
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 2: fifty miles an hour.

702
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 3: Under fifty it would blow up. There's a bomb on board.

703
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 3: I don't would have.

704
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 2: Gone like seventy five. Why were they fifty is such

705
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: a mild speed.

706
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 3: I mean for a bus though.

707
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 2: I know, but it's a movie, right, Do you.

708
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 3: Remember what the bad guy was hoping to achieve social

709
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 3: like mister Beast like.

710
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 2: He's gonna do it, he will, He's going to do it,

711
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 2: and then he's also going to somehow cure blindness while

712
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 2: it's happening. But uh, I can't remember. I just remember

713
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 2: the bus, and then I remember like somebody crawling into

714
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 2: the sewer at the end or something. Is that right?

715
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 3: I think they were all right? Did they end up

716
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 3: in the subway?

717
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 2: I remember like somebody lifting like a or hydron off

718
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 2: the ground and being like I'm out of here, or of.

719
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 3: Course you gotta In the bus movie, in the sewer,

720
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 3: creators are making some wild choices.

721
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: But somebody needs to go back and get their eyes

722
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 2: on that movie because I need to obviously. But yeah,

723
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 2: what could the goal have possibly been? You just hated

724
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 2: Sandra Bola.

725
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 3: Distractions or x you see, like robbing a bank while

726
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 3: everyone's watching the bus that canceled down. Seems like there's

727
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 3: easier distractions.

728
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 2: I hope it was somebody at the back of the

729
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 2: bus that just needed to get some more fast like

730
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: that moved. But yeah, my second vehicle choice, like, what

731
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:45,959
Speaker 2: would be something that would be fun to watch those really? Yeah?

732
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 2: That or a bacco I would say, yeah, I like

733
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 2: a bacco. There's certain I love cement trucks, truck going

734
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 2: really fast that there's not enough at risk there. It's

735
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 2: just basically like one guy and some cement.

736
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 3: That's true, So we need a high occupancy vehicle. All right, blimp,

737
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 3: we're now we're getting to the cruise control territory exactly.

738
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 2: And again I don't know how many people. Yeah, there

739
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 2: aren't that many things.

740
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 3: Perfect choice. It's hard to beat bussing.

741
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's buss and then cruise ship.

742
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 3: And buses that they can't go fast but has to

743
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 3: go fast, which I think is part of.

744
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,720
Speaker 2: It, right, and there's not that much fuel.

745
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 3: Maybe like fifteen motorcycles.

746
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 2: I think a float would be fun. Breat floats and

747
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 2: you have to keep entertaining the crowd. It has to

748
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 2: be the best float ever done.

749
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 3: Well. Okay, there is a movie that no one saw

750
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 3: at all, and I was really drunk the first time

751
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 3: I saw it, so I was like, this is a masterpiece.

752
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 3: And then I made all my friends watch it and

753
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 3: they all hated it, and it's called Grand Piano. Oh

754
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,439
Speaker 3: do you know this movie. It's a movie I think

755
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 3: starring Elijah Wood as a concert pianist who has to

756
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 3: get play a whole piece from memory. If he plays

757
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 3: one wrong note, the piano explodes. And what I remember

758
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 3: I can't remember how he found out, but I think

759
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 3: he's got like an ear piece in and it's like,

760
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,919
Speaker 3: if you fuck up, you're gonna blow up. And then

761
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 3: I remember that it ends with him like on the

762
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 3: back of a flatbed truck, still playing the piano.

763
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: Was this before or after? Was it Vanessa Carlton or

764
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 2: Michelle Branch who drove the piano around town?

765
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 3: I think this is after. It might have beens prior.

766
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 2: Based on the music. Wow, I have to see that.

767
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,720
Speaker 3: You should watch Grand Piano.

768
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 2: I mean, anyone who's ever had piano lessons can relate

769
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 2: so directly to the I remember, like Missus Ziegler, her

770
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 2: eyes just on the back of my head while I

771
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: was playing the Friends theme song or whatever.

772
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 3: Did you learn the Friends themes for a recital? Did

773
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 3: you do the claps?

774
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 2: I should have?

775
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 3: You really should.

776
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 2: That was her fault. That was my piano.

777
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 3: Teachers come on. What's the main thing about this?

778
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 2: Yes, how did a seventy year old woman not tell

779
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 2: me to do the hand claps?

780
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 3: She's not about getting outside the box.

781
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 2: What a flop she was? Okay, Well, I think we

782
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 2: should try these. I think, okay, this is so dangerous.

783
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 2: I want to say you do it first.

784
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 3: But I think it's more fun if you do it.

785
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 2: Maybe we should have alis do them first.

786
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,919
Speaker 3: So it's become a thing now among my friend group

787
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 3: at parties to like do smelling salts.

788
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 2: And these are different than bath salts.

789
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 3: These are different than best okay, because nothing bad is

790
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 3: going to happen to you accept something extremely bad, like

791
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 3: no damage will be done.

792
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: How does this not like further concussion problem?

793
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 3: Man? Maybe it does. Okay, maybe this is like GLP one.

794
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 3: We'll find out that this is going to kill me.

795
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: Kid smelling the box, you can smell it through the box.

796
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 3: So usually when I do is little ampules and you

797
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 3: crack them and do it. But I think this is

798
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 3: just like a jar of goo that you open up.

799
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 2: This is okay, just have directions. Do not use if

800
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 2: you have respiratory conditions, you have asthma, ye, okay, well

801
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 2: then that's I'm I guess I can do them. Okay,

802
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: opening it? What a cute little bottle. Cute bottle ten

803
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 2: to fifteen centimeters from nostrils. Inhaled gently, Do not place

804
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 2: it directly in the nostril. Do not inhale for more

805
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 2: than two seconds. Do not use more than once every sixty.

806
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 4: Op take Can we hold for just one moment?

807
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 3: Please call the insurance company?

808
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 2: What's going on?

809
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I am the first one to bring like

810
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 3: a gift so bad that it's not allowed to be used.

811
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 2: Something is something has gone wrong corporate?

812
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 4: No, it's all it is.

813
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 2: One second okay, Oh, I just do them right now

814
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 2: before anyway, just for fun, Ellie, what's going on?

815
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 4: I just want to make sure everything's okay for you

816
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 4: to use these.

817
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 2: Let's see here.

818
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 3: I didn't mean to peer pressure, like.

819
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 2: The steaks of this are very hot. This is I

820
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 2: think that this is a to edit this a little bit,

821
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 2: but I you, like, this is something that people need

822
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: to experience in real time, whether or not I can

823
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 2: use the smell exce. I mean, well, I wonder if

824
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 2: I'll let you use them.

825
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm I haven't used this particular brand.

826
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 2: This is uh. I can't believe this.

827
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 3: This is a I am truly sorry. If this caused

828
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 3: some sort of there's nothing.

829
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,439
Speaker 2: To apologize or I like how dangerous this is because.

830
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 3: Can we're talking football, motorcycles.

831
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: This is the episode I've ever done. I should have

832
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 2: worn sunglasses. Let's see here, there's a lot of concern

833
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 2: behind the scenes. Yeah, this is looking a little We're

834
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 2: not sure.

835
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 3: I'm happy to be the only one that does it.

836
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's fine, but I just I want to

837
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 4: be extra of course. I want to make sure you

838
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 4: guys are both safe.

839
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,760
Speaker 2: And have blood on your hands exactly.

840
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 4: I don't want anything your health. I just don't want to,

841
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 4: you know, have anything come back on to me. That's

842
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 4: my concern.

843
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 2: Would Joe Rogan do it, that's the big question. I

844
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 2: think Joe would have done it. And that's how I

845
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 2: lead my life.

846
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 3: I went on dough Boys before. There's no one worried

847
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 3: about like the food I was.

848
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna be like I had them

849
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 2: do this smell.

850
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 3: We did poppers on do this is.

851
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 4: I was reading some stuff about smelling salts and I

852
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 4: just you.

853
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 2: Know, oh, this is entirely You're not even talking to

854
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 2: the network.

855
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 4: No, I'm having I'm having Jessica come in just to

856
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 4: get confirmation. Listen, if you all want to pass yourselves out.

857
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 3: I'm so for I'm just making them all the time.

858
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna.

859
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 4: Just please don't sniff too hard. That's what we're coming back.

860
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 4: You can do it, just don't do yourself to Thank

861
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:45,919
Speaker 4: you very much.

862
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 2: I appreciate your humor.

863
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,399
Speaker 3: I don't wake up. I'm gonna say it's pretty weak.

864
00:40:52,560 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 2: Oh it is. Oh, I mean, it's like it's like

865
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 2: when you're mopping the house or yeah.

866
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like concentrated.

867
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a sort of thing where you think, oh, no,

868
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 2: I've just damaged my brain and I was all I

869
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 2: was trying to do is mop the house.

870
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 3: But I always get like a little bit excited after it.

871
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 2: There's a there's a familiar feeling about that to me.

872
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 2: That's like something else. I think it is just cleaning

873
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 2: the house and the natural high of having a tidy

874
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 2: This is.

875
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 3: This is why NFL players love is they never clean

876
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 3: their own house.

877
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: They don't know, oh yeah, they have so manyone does

878
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 2: it for right. This is like kind of the artificial

879
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 2: way of feeling like you're clean.

880
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 3: And you know what, there might be even some like yeah,

881
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 3: it's like I mean, it.

882
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 2: Is kind of you get that kind of like yeah,

883
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 2: and it's like if you've ever had a cat, it's

884
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,720
Speaker 2: like cat litter, the smell of cat.

885
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 3: So that's your.

886
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 2: How were you introduced to this?

887
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 3: We just did it at a friend's wedding. My friend

888
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 3: brought a bunch of ampules of it, and like the

889
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 3: liqu ones are even more powerful, and it was really fun.

890
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 3: It's fun to watch other people sort of get initiated

891
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 3: into it right right, And so now I just like

892
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 3: I do it.

893
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 2: Now you're addicted and it's a problem.

894
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 3: I like doing it like concerts, And.

895
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 2: I guess you can take these anywhere. You probably take

896
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 2: it on a plane.

897
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 3: You do, right a CoP's face.

898
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 2: Get pulled over.

899
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 3: It's legal. Sorry, the one hundred and twenty miles per

900
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 3: hour I was driving was i'tllegal.

901
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 2: Wow, it's so fascinating. I'm really I think this is

902
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 2: such an interesting thing that I'm now addicted to.

903
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 3: It's so funny that like after all that build up,

904
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 3: you're just like, oh, it's.

905
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 2: Kind of nice. Yeah, it's just kind of a thing

906
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 2: that I can imagine this way EMT should have these.

907
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 3: I think they probably do.

908
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,760
Speaker 2: They put them under your nose, like that's the first

909
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 2: line of something. And do you just have like a

910
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 2: whole cupboard of these at home now.

911
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 3: I had a big box of them and we've gone

912
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 3: through them.

913
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: Do you have a favorite brand?

914
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 3: There's one that looks a little more medical. It's like

915
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 3: in a white box. It doesn't have a lot and

916
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 3: those are that's the good stuff.

917
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 2: That's for babies, that's for losers and babies and geeks.

918
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 3: Well, I thought this one was gonna be overwhelming because

919
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 3: there was a line on this.

920
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 2: Is kind of nothing. It does look like gas station.

921
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 3: Brandy, which which is what I Who are.

922
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 2: The companies behind these gas station brands? That's my big question.

923
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,240
Speaker 3: I saw a guy I get the weirdest sit on Instagram.

924
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:30,959
Speaker 2: I believe that.

925
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 3: There's like a chemist who like buys this stuff and

926
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 3: like analyzes it to see if it's like there's real

927
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 3: stuff in it or not. And some of them do

928
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 3: have like weird stimulusstuff. What I don't I didn't pay

929
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 3: enough tention, but like he's like, yeah, this will mess

930
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 3: you up. This is basically legal speed or whatever.

931
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 2: WHOA yeah, I mean I guess it. Truck stops sometimes

932
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 2: you're looking for something.

933
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 3: Always I know, I.

934
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 2: Oh, do they come in different flavors or anything? No,

935
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 2: it's always just that I feel like that would be

936
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 2: a natural thing. Just add some yeah, put some menthol in. Right,

937
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 2: It's for smelling, so why not make it smell beyond?

938
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 3: This is maybe a growth industry. Like, yes, it's legal

939
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 3: for children to do.

940
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 2: It's truly for anybody. Ever. People should have this around

941
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 2: the house.

942
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 3: Like a chicken in every pot, smelling.

943
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 2: Smelling salts and everything salts everywhere. This does feel like

944
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 2: at a really bad diner, like at a waffle house.

945
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: You could probably buy these at the front counter a.

946
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 3: Bad diner in front of me. This is the one

947
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 3: thing I will throw hands.

948
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 2: I've never been to waffle house.

949
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 3: House is wonderful. It does not deserve the place in

950
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 3: our culture that it has, is it.

951
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 2: Let me ask you, I despise Denny's better than Dennis

952
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 2: Oh my.

953
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 3: God, you would spit Denny's out of your mouth.

954
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 2: I do regularly after having this. And the way the

955
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 2: reason I'll say that Denny's is so horrible is because

956
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 2: not only is it bad, it's not even cheap for

957
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 2: how bad it is.

958
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,479
Speaker 3: Yes, I agree.

959
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 2: I feel like it's robbing Americans in a way where

960
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 2: I'm like if it was like cheap.

961
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 3: Sure, you know that cartoon of Mickey Mouse like cutting

962
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 3: the bean and like.

963
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 2: Little that's like a very early memory for me. That's

964
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 2: from Prince and the Popper.

965
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 3: Yes, that's where I feel like. That's how they make

966
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 3: their bacon, is like there's a big thing of bacon

967
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 3: and they're cutting a little, transparent, tiny thing of bacon

968
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 3: off of it.

969
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: Absolutely, then it's more like a moth wing moth wing baconth.

970
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 3: Wing bacon, which is like that does feel like it's

971
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 3: gonna be a trendy.

972
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Waffle House is like decent quality food.

973
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 3: House is fucking good. Food, is delicious, it's cheap, and

974
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 3: it's open all the time. And the reason it has

975
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 3: a reputation for being like a place for dirt bags

976
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,760
Speaker 3: is because it's so good and open that drunk people

977
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 3: go there and start a bunch of shit, right, And

978
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 3: then because of that, the staff has to get.

979
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 2: Good, right, have to do kung fu training or something.

980
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 3: It is fucking good food. And I would say anyone

981
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 3: if you're in the South, go to waffle House. They

982
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 3: probably support.

983
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 2: The worst excellent cause.

984
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 3: But I do. I do love the food a lot.

985
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 2: Is the menu expansive or is it just like breakfast?

986
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 3: It's pretty expansive, really. They have, you know, all sorts

987
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 3: of sandwiches and stuff. Okay, the waffles are very good.

988
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 2: Though, and oh okay, so what you're saying is the

989
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 2: rest of the menu is not great.

990
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 3: I've never had like the Chicken Club or anything. I

991
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: always get the breakfast.

992
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: I feel like a club sandwhich. If a restaurant can't

993
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 2: make a decent club sandwhich, something has gone extremely wrong.

994
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 2: Because it's a it's just like good things A bunch

995
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 2: of them put together, agreed, And I.

996
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 3: Say, a white chicken breast, you can fuck up. Oh

997
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 3: they've all had a dry white chicken.

998
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 2: Or of one where you're like, I don't know if

999
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 2: this is cooked all the way through. Oh now I'm scared.

1000
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 2: But Turkey Club is an easier one, or it's just

1001
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 2: Deli meats. Yes, Chicken Club is a little bit trickier.

1002
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: I guess you're that's true. But a club sandwich in

1003
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,439
Speaker 2: general should be good on almost that and a cop

1004
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: salad should be good on any men.

1005
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,919
Speaker 3: Is a club sandwich from like country club.

1006
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 2: Is that it's a good question.

1007
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 3: It feels like country club food today.

1008
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 2: Right, but structurally also feels like the club. You know

1009
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 2: it's got two floors and club Yeah. Yeah, what's the

1010
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 2: VIP section of the club sand I think they're named

1011
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 2: after the Ray, after Raves. I'll have a rave sandwich

1012
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 2: club sandwich. It must be from like an old country

1013
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 2: club or something.

1014
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 3: Now I want to go to a club and pass

1015
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 3: out club sandwiches.

1016
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 2: The hottest people in the world rolling on a eating turkey.

1017
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 3: Club mayonnaise on their face.

1018
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 2: Well, I feel great about this new product. I don't know.

1019
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 3: I think you should work it into this and pre

1020
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 3: workout into your daily resident.

1021
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 2: I was this is like an embarrassing thing to say loud,

1022
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 2: but I was trying to take creatine for a small

1023
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 2: minute because I was told it was good. I want

1024
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 2: to clarify for your brain. There's a ton of science

1025
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 2: about it being good for your brain. But then my

1026
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 2: doctor said, my kidney, My kidneys are something going wrong there.

1027
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 2: I thought this coincides with taking creatine.

1028
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 3: That would make sense. I mean, now, what am.

1029
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 2: I supposed to do? My brain's just supposed to atrophy.

1030
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 3: I guess so only game in town.

1031
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 2: That's that was the only thing I've ever taken as

1032
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 2: like a supplement and it's been taken from me.

1033
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 3: What did you feel like you had material benefits from

1034
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 3: it or was it more just preventative.

1035
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 2: I think just preventative, Yeah, I mean anything that it

1036
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 2: was doing. I did not feel outside of apparently it

1037
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 2: harming my kidneys, but that may have been something else maybe,

1038
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 2: so I might toy with it again in the future.

1039
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 3: I had a weird thing where I got I was

1040
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 3: sick and nothing was like fixing it, uh huh. And

1041
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 3: I took a blood test and I got a phone

1042
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 3: call where the lady at the blood test lab was like,

1043
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 3: I don't do this. We aren't supposed to call people

1044
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 3: who but you need to go to the hospital because

1045
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 3: like normal whatever some level, some kidney level, Like she's

1046
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 3: like a normal number is twenty seven and you have

1047
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 3: eleven hundred ooh. And so I had to go to

1048
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 3: the hospital. And I spent like two weeks with like

1049
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 3: at Cedar SINAI, with like one of some of the

1050
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 3: best infectious disease people in the country, trying to figure

1051
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 3: out what was wrong with me and not Shay. They didn't.

1052
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 3: They were like, you have some virus that we don't

1053
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,720
Speaker 3: have a name for, and we're you're lucky it's going away,

1054
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 3: because otherwise we couldn't do anything.

1055
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 2: You could have been a star if you had gotten

1056
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 2: that virus. Yeah, what a missed opportunity for you.

1057
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 3: Wow, that's my MTV meter would have shot up.

1058
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 2: You would have been in at least top thousands for sure.

1059
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 2: I what was I going to say about this? Something

1060
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 2: about oh, this person saying oh, we don't usually do this.

1061
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 2: It's like, wait, you saw an alarming number and you

1062
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 2: what do you usually do?

1063
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 3: They're just they're supposed to let doctors do that, and

1064
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 3: like tell the doctors.

1065
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 2: I feel like if there's an extremely scary number, there

1066
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 2: should be some protocol. It's like, well, maybe we let

1067
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 2: the person know.

1068
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 3: I agree, But then you get into the weird like well,

1069
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,760
Speaker 3: what where's the line?

1070
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 2: Right?

1071
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 3: I was so far over those But.

1072
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 2: For her for going rogue, yeah, she probably lost her job.

1073
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 2: You owe that woman a.

1074
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 3: Lot, Owe her so much. She's calling me all the time.

1075
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 2: Begging for me, how you saved you?

1076
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,479
Speaker 3: What have you done with it?

1077
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 2: I do feel like public service announcement. My brother just

1078
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 2: found out he has Celiac disease, and his doctor basically

1079
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 2: wouldn't let him. He was like, no, you shouldn't take

1080
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 2: the test for that. For over a year, my brother

1081
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 2: was about to have his gallbladder. Sorry this shit man, Yeah,

1082
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 2: my brother was about to have his gall bladder removed,

1083
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,439
Speaker 2: and they were like, no, it's fine. And my brother

1084
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 2: finally took this test and they're like, oh, your number

1085
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,240
Speaker 2: is at five hundred. It's supposed to be five or below.

1086
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 2: So I don't what are doctors doing.

1087
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 3: I think doctors. Look, I don't want to get into

1088
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 3: all so rogan thing here, but doctors increasingly have become

1089
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 3: your go between for Google, like because it's like eighty

1090
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 3: percent of the time that like this applies, and I

1091
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 3: don't want to do the like extra workup stuff. I mean.

1092
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 2: The thing that I think occurs to you as you

1093
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 2: get older is that like you realize, like the professionals

1094
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 2: in your life that's their job, and they might be

1095
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,720
Speaker 2: bad at their job, so it might be like don't

1096
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 2: maybe don't do your own research, maybe just go to

1097
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:12,320
Speaker 2: another doctor.

1098
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 3: I'm not anti doctor, but I do think there's like

1099
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 3: a culture of doctors being like, you know, what's that

1100
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 3: thing when they uh, you hear hoof beats its horses,

1101
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 3: not zebras or whatever. Oh, I've never heard this lie,

1102
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 3: and sometimes it's fucking zebras, And you've got to account

1103
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 3: for the like five percent of times.

1104
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 2: So that's something to kind of say, stop worrying. Yeah,

1105
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,919
Speaker 2: and if you hear your doctors say that, maybe find

1106
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 2: another doctor, because why are they using this fokesy phrase.

1107
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 3: Oh you're kind of like a docy what lost the

1108
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:41,720
Speaker 3: car or whatever?

1109
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 2: She drives off in his wagon.

1110
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 3: Sweating and sallow.

1111
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 2: No. I like my doctor. If anyone needs a doctor,

1112
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 2: Doctor Paccino is very good. Doctor Piccino has been very

1113
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 2: good to me. Okay, but I have had some bad

1114
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 2: doctors the past. My first really bad experience with the

1115
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 2: doctor was over a televisit. I still don't trust a television.

1116
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 3: I like it at all.

1117
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 2: I need a human being to touch me in some

1118
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 2: way because otherwise I just don't believe that they really

1119
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 2: know what's going on.

1120
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 3: I think there's also a psychological aspect of like a

1121
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 3: doctor has touched.

1122
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 2: Me truly, Like I think there is a little bit

1123
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 2: of the sugar pill aspectum it or something that's like, uh, yeah,

1124
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 2: I don't do a televisit at all anymore.

1125
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 3: Do you ever do a televisit and the doctor has

1126
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 3: like the fake background of like a living room behind them?

1127
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 2: Oh, no, that would be horrible.

1128
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 3: I did not care for this at all.

1129
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 2: Which you know, it should be a busy hospital scene

1130
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 2: or like a lab with all the colorful liquids and beakers.

1131
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 3: Give me, yeah, a white wall with like a jar

1132
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 3: of tongue depressors, yes, exactly. I don't want to see

1133
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 3: a fucking like Creighton barrel.

1134
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 2: Behind No, no, no, no.

1135
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 3: I did not care for it.

1136
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 2: Wow, or one of they should have one of those

1137
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 2: weird AI backgrounds that you see all the time that's

1138
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 2: like a cozy cabin, but like there's something very uncanny

1139
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 2: about a.

1140
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 3: Weird cafe with snowfalling out d exactly.

1141
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 2: The thing. I've started looking at those more closely. I'm like,

1142
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 2: what here is something that a human being would not

1143
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 2: think is normal? And usually there'll be like a fireplace

1144
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 2: that's like so separate from the rest of the house,

1145
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 2: that's like next to a lake, but it's a regular fireplace.

1146
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 2: It's like, I know, a computer thought that's a cozy

1147
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 2: thing next to a beautiful thing. But that's not mechanically

1148
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 2: or engineering wise. That doesn't make any sense.

1149
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 3: Like this, this is gonna be the stop say either,

1150
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 3: they're kind of fun, puzzle way of these things is

1151
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 3: just a nightmare.

1152
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 2: Okay, well I've done my smelling songs. I finally, I

1153
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 2: think this was the first time I've ever been peer

1154
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: pressured into doing anything really yeah, pretty, let's see. I'm

1155
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 2: trying to think back. If there's anybody's never peer pressured me,

1156
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 2: I don't think they have. I'm very strong.

1157
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry if I I don't like the idea of

1158
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 3: peer pressuring you, I do again these games we play.

1159
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 2: Put me on camera and you can get me to

1160
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 2: do anything the same. Was there anything left to say

1161
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 2: about smelling salts?

1162
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 3: I think everyone should try them. Really fun. Yeah, here's

1163
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,359
Speaker 3: the thing. I went to the again, I know how

1164
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 3: like Browie and Millennial, I'm coming off on this. When

1165
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:24,399
Speaker 3: I went to LCD sound System.

1166
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 2: And I was James Murphy come.

1167
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 3: In like I saw the wallpaper. I think this is

1168
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 3: a millennial friendly environment. And I was on mushrooms and

1169
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 3: we had smelling salts, and I did a smelling salt

1170
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 3: when the chorus of North Americans come it, and I

1171
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 3: don't think I've ever felt better in my entire life.

1172
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 2: You got in hymns dot com. You were ordering bombas.

1173
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 3: In my Alberts writing for Obama writing him in.

1174
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 2: No, that sounds like a nice time, it does. That

1175
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 2: sounds like a perfectly fine time. Where were you seeing them?

1176
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 3: The Bowl?

1177
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 2: Oh? At the bowl?

1178
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 3: Was that with Pulp?

1179
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 2: I wanted to see Pulp so bad?

1180
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 3: Was great? Pulpe did this thing. What's the guy's name,

1181
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 3: I can't remember, Jarvis Cock Starvis Cocker did this thing

1182
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 3: that I was like, Uh. He was like, I like

1183
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 3: to I'm going to try something that I've never done before,

1184
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 3: because he was throwing grapes at people in the audience,

1185
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 3: and so I'm gonna throw it up in the air

1186
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 3: and see if I can catch it. I've never caught

1187
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 3: it before. I was like, this motherfucker catches it every night.

1188
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 3: And then he caught it in his mouth and the

1189
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,760
Speaker 3: whole place goes crazy.

1190
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 2: I was like, Yeah, that's he's the coolest man a lot.

1191
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,479
Speaker 3: Show personship right there.

1192
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 2: If anyone has a chance to see Pulp live and

1193
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 2: you haven't done it, you absolutely must. If Jarvis reach out, oh,

1194
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 2: that sounds wonderful, but I ultimately because I'm cheap and

1195
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 2: just don't like leaving the house, I did not go.

1196
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 3: I also don't like this was my like, let's experiment

1197
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 3: with leaving the house.

1198
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 2: And also the Hollywood Bowl, getting in and getting out

1199
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 2: of it is such a huge pain that.

1200
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 3: You just got to know going in that this is

1201
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:56,720
Speaker 3: going to be an unpleasant experise.

1202
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 2: That's real. Sure, I want to be helicoptered in'd be great,

1203
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 2: all right, and as not the performer being.

1204
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 3: Helicopter Fucking drones everywhere they should have one. We just

1205
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 3: have a little like a little like harness hanging off

1206
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 3: of a drone take.

1207
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,280
Speaker 2: Of Indiana Jones style.

1208
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 3: I mean, most people will die screaming, but it would

1209
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 3: be really cool to just get taken place that's.

1210
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 2: Kind of like a Mary Poppins thing. It should have

1211
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 2: an umbrella that you hold onto the bottom and it takes.

1212
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 3: It's just on your core strength, whether you live or not.

1213
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 2: I'm willing to try it.

1214
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 3: I look someone coming down on like an umbrella with

1215
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 3: like sixty drones attached to.

1216
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's certainly a drone that can carry

1217
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 2: a human weight. I'm true, right, I've seen. The closest

1218
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 2: I've seen to that is Donnie Osmond entering by helicopter,

1219
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 2: dangling from a rope into what was known as the

1220
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 2: Stadium of Fire. This is something that takes place in

1221
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 2: Utah every year.

1222
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 3: Wait, state, ifi are a location or an event.

1223
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 2: It's an event on the fourth of July. Light up

1224
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 2: the night on the fourth of children, Light up the

1225
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 2: sky on the fourth of July.

1226
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 3: That's part of the nice sounding. Yeah, stadium fire is

1227
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,439
Speaker 3: like a circle of hell.

1228
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 2: It sounds like like the White Snake thing. Wait was

1229
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 2: it White Snake? What was the thing where the club

1230
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 2: started on fire and everybody died?

1231
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 3: Uh? White, Great White, Great White.

1232
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 2: Oh and great White. That's the name of the restaurant

1233
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 2: that's had some racist allegations here in Los Angeles.

1234
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 3: I want, I can't imagine why.

1235
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 2: But Stadium of Fire does sound like it was like

1236
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: a tragic catastrophe, or.

1237
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 3: Like it's in like the Book of Revelations when the

1238
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 3: Stadium of Fire is ignited.

1239
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 2: This six headed beast enters by helicopter into the Stadium

1240
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 2: of Fire.

1241
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 3: Donny Osmond by anti Christ. You look, he's charismatic. He's

1242
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 3: a little bit rock and roll. The two things I

1243
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 3: know about him.

1244
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 2: A funny rumor I've heard about Donnie Osmond was that,

1245
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 2: like in the eighties, he was trying to revamp his image.

1246
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 2: And I don't know if this is true or not,

1247
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 2: but Michael Jackson told him he should change his name

1248
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 2: to Viper Viper Osmond.

1249
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 3: Ah, what a mind that would be.

1250
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 2: Can you imagine you pictured Donnie Osmond and then like

1251
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 2: next to the name Viper doesn't make a ton of

1252
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 2: not at.

1253
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 3: Oh it's also funny to imagine Donnie wasn't going to

1254
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 3: Michael Jackson for advice on how to be like broadly

1255
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 3: likable when, like Michael Jackson's popularity is an insane accident

1256
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 3: topped up insane talent.

1257
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 2: Absolutely, but it's not like a blueprint. No no, no, no, no, no.

1258
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 2: One should follow whatever was going on there. That's a

1259
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 2: path to some tough situations. I think we should play

1260
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 2: a game. We're going to play a game called Gift Master.

1261
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 2: But I need a number between one and ten from you. Six, Okay,

1262
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 2: I have to do Oh I'm looking at these caps again.

1263
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 2: What do they call the Angel Guardian cap? I got

1264
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 2: to close the window. I need a number. I was

1265
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 2: ignoring you completely.

1266
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 3: Okay, what number six?

1267
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 2: I have to do some like calculating to get our

1268
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,959
Speaker 2: game pieces. I'm starting to realize that these smelling salts

1269
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 2: have done something.

1270
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're a little peppy.

1271
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 2: So while I'm doing my calculating, promote, recommend do whatever

1272
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 2: you want.

1273
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

1274
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 2: So.

1275
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 3: I have a show that I created coming out on Netflix.

1276
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 3: It's an animated show called strip Law. It is about

1277
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 3: lawyers in Las Vegas and it is just a hard

1278
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 3: adult animation comedy. It stars Adam Scott and Janelle James

1279
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 3: and Steven Root and Shannon Heizella. Probably a million of

1280
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 3: your former guests are voices on the show. Pretty much

1281
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 3: any funny improv person in La has been a voice

1282
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 3: on the show. Yeah. The writing staff was so great.

1283
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 3: And it's just if you like joke and I know

1284
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 3: if you like Bridger, I know you like joke a

1285
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 3: minute stuff because he has worked on some of the

1286
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 3: best and this is just a joke machine gun animated

1287
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 3: comedy and comes out February twentieth on Netflix. And if

1288
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 3: you like Bridger, I think you will like it.

1289
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm taking forever because I'm high.

1290
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 3: Oh, I've ruined him. This cut to six months, You're

1291
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 3: like breaking stuff like where's my goddamn smelling salts?

1292
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody go watch Strip Law on Netflix. Colin is

1293
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 2: the best joke writer I am aware of, and no

1294
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 2: one is more concerned about things being funny than Colin Crawford.

1295
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 2: Almost to a fault, probably, Colin wrote I think probably

1296
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 2: when Twitter wasn't Hell my favorite tweet, and I tried

1297
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 2: to look it up recently, tried to find it anywhere

1298
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 2: online and wasn't able to which was so depressing. And

1299
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 2: I won't even read. I won't even say it aloud

1300
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 2: here because it was someone you kind of had to

1301
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 2: look at.

1302
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's also hard to, you know, recount a tweet.

1303
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 2: Yes, but I will say I had something to do

1304
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 2: with both Glenn Close and Ellen Burston.

1305
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 3: You want to know it, because I do know that one.

1306
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 2: I'm not you can you repeat it?

1307
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 3: Yes? It is a quote that starts close to Burston.

1308
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 3: I'm close to Burston. That's the quote, and it's attributed

1309
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 3: to Glenn Close telling Ellen Burston she really needs to

1310
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:55,480
Speaker 3: pee over walkie talk.

1311
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 2: I should be printed something. Someone put that on your

1312
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 2: grave or something.

1313
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 3: I like to imagine its dialogue from a movie where

1314
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 3: they're motorcycling across America.

1315
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 2: And they haven't pulled over yet.

1316
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 3: Yes, which I honestly sounds like a great movie.

1317
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 2: Oh it's amazing. I'm close to burst, so thank you

1318
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 2: so much.

1319
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 3: He're the funniest.

1320
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 2: But please go watch. We need people watching funny things

1321
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 2: more than ever.

1322
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 3: If I can give you old Netflix dirt too, oh please.

1323
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm supposed to tell people this.

1324
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 3: There's a thing you can do on Netflix where you

1325
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 3: can give something a thumbs up or a thumbs down

1326
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 3: or two thumbs up, and two thumbs up apparently is

1327
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 3: really important.

1328
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 2: How do you do that? And why don't they tell

1329
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 2: people about that? I'm sure know.

1330
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 3: How to do that. I think it's on like the

1331
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 3: show page.

1332
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 2: Maybe okay, but it was.

1333
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 3: It was expressed to me. The two thumbs up really

1334
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 3: good to get two thumbs upright, one thumbs up. It's

1335
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 3: bad for you to get one thumbs up. It's worse

1336
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 3: than no thumbs.

1337
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 2: Then they should, like, they should send you to a

1338
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 2: night class to learn these things before you can use Netflix.

1339
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 2: I agree, because if that matters in any way, they're

1340
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 2: not letting people know. Yes, I'm not doing anything.

1341
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 3: And probably shouldn't tell people, but please give us two

1342
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 3: thumbs up. You have so much more power on Netflix

1343
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 3: than you might think you you really do.

1344
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 2: It's maybe more than you should. Ultimately, I think that

1345
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 2: maybe somebody else should be stepping and having taste what will? Yeah,

1346
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 2: but what are you going to do? Okay? Everyone give

1347
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 2: two thumbs up to strip Law Watch, strip Law Review

1348
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 2: this podcast. Do something to support the thing that.

1349
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 3: You care about. Buy some smelling salts.

1350
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 2: And I've got If you do nothing else today, buy

1351
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 2: smelling salts and become addicted to them. Okay, this is

1352
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 2: how we play gift Master. I'm going to name three gifts,

1353
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 2: three things you can give away that I'm going to

1354
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 2: name three celebrities, and you're going to tell me which

1355
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 2: gift you would give to which celebrity. And why does

1356
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 2: that make perfect sense?

1357
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 3: That makes it perfect sense? Why I need to pick a.

1358
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 2: Number Because I had to do random picking to get

1359
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 2: our game pieces, Okay, because I have a document that

1360
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,439
Speaker 2: looks like it's created by something someone with something wrong

1361
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 2: with them, and so I have to get into that

1362
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 2: and do it. Okay, So the gifts you'll be giving

1363
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 2: away are number one a deep sea fishing excursion that's nice.

1364
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 2: Number two a three piece luggage set, and number three

1365
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 2: and early grave. Okay, okay, okay, you'll be giving them

1366
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 2: to Christian Bale, Yao Ming, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

1367
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 3: Okay, perfect. So I have to doom one of these

1368
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 3: people to death. How are we defining early that's up

1369
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 3: to you. Okay. So I don't want to kill any

1370
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 3: of these people. I like all these people. I should

1371
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 3: probably kill Sabrina because she's fictional, but I'm not going to.

1372
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 3: I would give the early grave to Yao Ming only

1373
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 3: because I like Yao Ming. I think he's very personal.

1374
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 3: I like watching him play basketball. Because of his size,

1375
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 3: he's doomed to an early grave. Probably.

1376
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 2: Oh, he's very tall, and this will be one thing

1377
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 2: I have on all of my tall friends.

1378
01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 3: I get to so at least this way the greatest.

1379
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 2: Pads right right, and he's I feel like he's probably done.

1380
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 2: He's lived his most golden years as an excellent basketball player.

1381
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 2: He's probably a little bored now anyway.

1382
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I'm sure his life is quality of life

1383
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 3: is probably not there anymore. He's like a god in China.

1384
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 2: I believe he's but he's gotten to live fifty lives already.

1385
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 3: Yes, so he's probably far burns brightest. He could burns quickest.

1386
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 2: If you ask him, he'd probably say I'm okay dying.

1387
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 3: I'm sure he would.

1388
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 2: I'm paying him as most depressed person.

1389
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 3: For no reason. Everyone, whatever social media you have, reached

1390
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 3: out to Yao ming and ask him if he's okay,

1391
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 3: and all your friends reach out to your friends for

1392
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 3: Sabrina the Tea. No, I'm going to Christian Bale next. Okay,

1393
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 3: He's getting the deep sea fishing excursion, absolutely, because I

1394
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:57,439
Speaker 3: think it would be really funny to see him deal

1395
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 3: with it. I think either he'd really love it and

1396
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 3: get really into it or would be like cussing up

1397
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 3: a store kind of short fuse. Yeah, he'd have trouble

1398
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:10,720
Speaker 3: with all the equipment. He'd have to like have conversations

1399
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 3: with like fishing men, which would be really fun to experience.

1400
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 2: It's hard to think he's like because he's a former

1401
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 2: child star, like you think of him as kind of

1402
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 2: like a tough person or whatever, but I think he's

1403
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 2: probably pretty soft.

1404
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 3: He's a theater boy.

1405
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like a little British theater guy.

1406
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1407
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 3: I mean I think about that all the time, about

1408
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 3: every every actor, and I love actors. If we love him,

1409
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 3: is someone who decided it was a good idea to

1410
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 3: try and be world famous, which is.

1411
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, like that's especially the thing with when

1412
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 2: somebody is leader of a country. You think, oh, so

1413
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:42,800
Speaker 2: there is something wrong with you. Yes, exactly, your brain

1414
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 2: is crazy.

1415
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 3: You rolled the dice on. I should be in front

1416
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 3: of everything.

1417
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 2: Yes, I should control everything.

1418
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 3: So yeah, actors, we love them, right, we love them folks.

1419
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm sending him deep sea fishing, I think,

1420
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 3: because like deep sea fishing guys, I feel like are

1421
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 3: a very certain subset. Oh yeah, of people.

1422
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely. I'm surprised he hasn't been in a movie

1423
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 2: a deep sea fisherman yet.

1424
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1425
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 2: It feels like a thing where he would have to

1426
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 2: drastically gain or lose some type of weight.

1427
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 3: He's going up against. Uh what's this fuck from Boston? Uh?

1428
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 2: Oh uh?

1429
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:11,960
Speaker 3: Every single time?

1430
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 2: Who was in the ship the boat the boatman?

1431
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:20,400
Speaker 3: Mark mcculbery, Mark McCom.

1432
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 2: I work in this industry, Mark, Trying to name celebrities

1433
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:27,920
Speaker 2: is my number one.

1434
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 3: We need more. My brain's going okay.

1435
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:35,200
Speaker 2: So he's going on this gorgeous sea fishing fishing. That

1436
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 2: would I have to assume, like the North Atlantic. Yes,

1437
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 2: you know, it's got to be dark, cold, perfect wavy.

1438
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 3: Although he might like that Christian Bale in a tropical environment.

1439
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 3: It's fun.

1440
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Christian goes tropical.

1441
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 3: Yeah he's marlin fishing.

1442
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 2: Or yeah, no, I think he's in he's maybe he's

1443
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 2: in the Baltic Sea. I feel like the Baltic Sea

1444
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:57,960
Speaker 2: an interesting deep.

1445
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 3: Sea for this, and start to some accents, and then

1446
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 3: so I guess i'd be giving luggage to Sprita the

1447
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 3: Teenage Witch. I got no reasoning for this.

1448
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 2: She needs at least of all.

1449
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:13,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a witch, so you could just transport things.

1450
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 2: No, witch needs luggage.

1451
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:19,040
Speaker 3: That old saying that my doctor said to me, you know,

1452
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 3: like a witch with luggage. I like the talking cat

1453
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 3: on that show.

1454
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:28,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was his name? His name was to give

1455
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 2: the yeah Witch's cat. Yeah, because the cat, Yeah, this

1456
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 2: kind of traumatic name. Yeah, he was the wise talking

1457
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 2: Did they have that cat in the dramatic reboot of

1458
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:39,479
Speaker 2: Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

1459
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 3: I would imagine there's like a nod to it. Maybe

1460
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 3: the cat says.

1461
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 2: Like I don't like a nod address generational trauma or something.

1462
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1463
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,720
Speaker 2: No, there should be a cat that's kind of got

1464
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 2: quips and wise cracks.

1465
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,640
Speaker 3: I thought that cat I was like as a kid,

1466
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 3: I was like, that cat is the funniest person on earth. Like,

1467
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:01,440
Speaker 3: whoever voices that cat should be a household name. Honestly,

1468
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 3: if you're out there and you voice the cat, hit

1469
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,080
Speaker 3: me up. If we get a season two strip Loaf.

1470
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 2: The cat should be a series raging.

1471
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,040
Speaker 3: He should be dropping in on other shows.

1472
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 2: That should join the Legal Office.

1473
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:19,559
Speaker 3: Salem host SNL. There was that big White House dot gov.

1474
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:25,120
Speaker 2: Petition, Well you played the game perfectly, no one can complain, And.

1475
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,639
Speaker 3: I asked, do you have an answer to this?

1476
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 2: Dum oh, Let's see how I would feel about this.

1477
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 2: You know, my initial thought was I don't want to

1478
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 2: kill anybody. Well I do. There are people, real people

1479
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:38,000
Speaker 2: I want to kill, but not these three. I don't

1480
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 2: want to kill Yaoming or Christian Bale. I would have

1481
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:43,160
Speaker 2: obviously said early Grave, Sabrina and the teenage Witch. But

1482
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:44,800
Speaker 2: I do like the idea of having to choose between

1483
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 2: these two real men, and I would probably say an

1484
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 2: early grave. I would probably give to Christian Bale. Yeah,

1485
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,760
Speaker 2: I and not because I don't like him or I

1486
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 2: don't think he's a good and I've seen his ribcage.

1487
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 2: I've seen it all. But I feel like, you know,

1488
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 2: as an actor, there are diminishing returns. He's probably getting frustrated.

1489
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 2: He's probably not getting he's pasted. Just for him, it's

1490
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 2: kind of a Sunset Boulevard situation. He's kind of wandering

1491
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:22,479
Speaker 2: around a mansion ready to kill a journal I mean,

1492
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:24,639
Speaker 2: he should probably have an early grave before someone ends

1493
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,599
Speaker 2: up floating in his pool, and then I would give

1494
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:32,200
Speaker 2: I feel like Yao Ming probably doesn't think. He's probably

1495
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 2: traveling all the time and probably hasn't like upgraded his

1496
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,599
Speaker 2: luggage in his while, I feel like he's the sort

1497
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:40,240
Speaker 2: of person who, it doesn't do a lot of fancy stuff.

1498
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, he kind of probably takes a little bit of pride.

1499
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,519
Speaker 2: Yes, I think that he's kind of, you know, a

1500
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 2: penny pincher, and so he deserves a nice set of luggage.

1501
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:51,639
Speaker 2: There is a difference because I only buy the bad ones,

1502
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,479
Speaker 2: so I know that if you've got a good one

1503
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 2: and he's you know, he's NBA Royalty, and then that

1504
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 2: would give Sabrina this deep sea fishing extraction.

1505
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:03,320
Speaker 3: Which kind of fucks the whole thing. Does she need

1506
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:04,519
Speaker 3: fixcursions go?

1507
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,200
Speaker 2: That chip is going to be loaded with fish. It's

1508
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,000
Speaker 2: going to be raining fish onto it.

1509
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 3: Maybe though it's like kind of like it's about the

1510
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:13,519
Speaker 3: experience for her, right like you know, we don't we

1511
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,559
Speaker 3: do it because it's hard.

1512
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:17,720
Speaker 2: She wants to feel human exactly kind of a celebrity

1513
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:20,799
Speaker 2: feel well. We both played it perfectly, we did. Okay,

1514
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 2: we should answer a listener question people are sending in

1515
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 2: voice notes or emails to I said no gifts at

1516
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,240
Speaker 2: gmail dot com. Listener. The voice notes should be sixty

1517
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 2: seconds long or shorter. Shorter is always better, and they

1518
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 2: should be in a space that doesn't sound like you're

1519
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:40,479
Speaker 2: out on the freeway or falling down the stairs. Ellis,

1520
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 2: do we have a question?

1521
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:45,640
Speaker 6: Let's hear it, Dear Bridger Ellison, well mannered guest. I

1522
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 6: have a friend who said she would do this favor

1523
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,920
Speaker 6: for me over a week ago, but she still hasn't

1524
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 6: done it. It's not a dire situation or anything, but

1525
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,879
Speaker 6: I would still like it for it to be done.

1526
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,519
Speaker 6: I reminded her twice already, and I'm concerned that a

1527
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 6: third time might be too many reminders. I don't know,

1528
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:01,919
Speaker 6: what do you think? What should I do? Thanks in advance?

1529
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm immediately not on this person's side at all.

1530
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Speaker 3: I was going to say, this is why I hate

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01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:10,280
Speaker 3: personal relationship.

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01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 2: Over a week ago, that's nothing. What I usually wait

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01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,839
Speaker 2: about six months before maybe reminded.

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01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 3: So I was a little glazed over. Does that mean

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01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,000
Speaker 3: two reminders have come in within a week?

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01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:24,800
Speaker 2: Within like I would say probably ten days? Sounds like,

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01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,680
Speaker 2: is that right, Alice? Yes? Okay, so this person is

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01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:28,919
Speaker 2: a nuisance.

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01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,880
Speaker 3: This is let's say type a person.

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01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:32,920
Speaker 2: No, this person's a problem person.

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01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:36,080
Speaker 3: I can say, I know how the other side of

1542
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:39,040
Speaker 3: this is here, right because I am this person? Or

1543
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,200
Speaker 3: the more you ask, the more I'm gonna be avoiding

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01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 3: about this fucking thing and just be like, oh, let's

1545
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:46,640
Speaker 3: just watch this leg rot Like.

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01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,880
Speaker 2: But then, what's the solution for this person? I mean,

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01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,479
Speaker 2: I think that they started off way too hot. I

1548
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 2: think they should have waited at least three weeks.

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01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, What is the favorite.

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01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,040
Speaker 2: Is obviously like if my house is on fire, maybe

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01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:00,760
Speaker 2: you are a little bit more urgent.

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01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 3: Like cat sitting or whatever.

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01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:05,599
Speaker 2: Right, But it's not urgent enough that they were able

1554
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,600
Speaker 2: to send in a voice note to a podcast.

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01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,840
Speaker 3: So yeah, so you're right three weeks at.

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01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 2: Least, Right, then what's the next step.

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01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:16,519
Speaker 3: Though I'm doing one reminder and I'm doing a mail text,

1558
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 3: I'm doing it in a way of like the fake

1559
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 3: like reach out or whatever.

1560
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:27,799
Speaker 2: Right, this is kind of my method of an unrelated thing.

1561
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 3: To give you the chance before I have to like

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01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:30,599
Speaker 3: tide you.

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01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:33,960
Speaker 2: Maybe they've just forgotten about my existence entirely. So if

1564
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:35,800
Speaker 2: I can get to that point, maybe they'll remember the

1565
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:38,000
Speaker 2: thing that a coffee, right.

1566
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 3: And then they're like, oh, hey, by the way, that

1567
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:40,760
Speaker 3: thing that you asked.

1568
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,640
Speaker 2: I'm not ready to do it?

1569
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:45,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, Am I supposed to be giving like unhinted

1570
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:46,080
Speaker 3: advice or you.

1571
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:48,000
Speaker 2: Can tell you can give any advice you want. And

1572
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:49,680
Speaker 2: I think that in this situation you have to be

1573
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:50,880
Speaker 2: careful though. You don't want to say you want to

1574
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 2: get a coffee, because what if you don't like them

1575
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:53,559
Speaker 2: and you just want to use them.

1576
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:59,480
Speaker 3: Well that is a huge problem. So if you're just send.

1577
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:00,680
Speaker 2: Yes exactly, they should be there to be used. So

1578
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,000
Speaker 2: if you're if you were to say do you want

1579
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,679
Speaker 2: to get coffee and they say yes, and they don't

1580
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,439
Speaker 2: do the favor. Now you're trapped getting a coffee with

1581
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:06,639
Speaker 2: someone you just wanted to use.

1582
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 3: That is true, but you never know what other ammunition

1583
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 3: Quean from the conversation. That's true. I also think this

1584
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:17,439
Speaker 3: person does want to use them because they do seem

1585
01:13:17,479 --> 01:13:19,320
Speaker 3: more concerned about the favor than the friends.

1586
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,320
Speaker 2: Right.

1587
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:23,080
Speaker 3: The question wasn't how do I like navigate this in

1588
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 3: a way that like saves my friends?

1589
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 2: Right? That doesn't matter.

1590
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 3: How do I get the faith?

1591
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:30,519
Speaker 2: Right? This person is dispensable. I just need one last

1592
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:33,439
Speaker 2: thing from them. Uh yeah, So there's just gotta be

1593
01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 2: a way to remind them, basically, like try to jog

1594
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,479
Speaker 2: their memory a bit like sending a topless photo or

1595
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,479
Speaker 2: driving by their house honking.

1596
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,120
Speaker 3: I like to leave a pumpkin with a knife in

1597
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,920
Speaker 3: it outside of parents house.

1598
01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:47,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the parents house.

1599
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 3: Really.

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01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:52,320
Speaker 2: That's a soft way of doing it.

1601
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1602
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,559
Speaker 2: I just think that if you ask for a favor,

1603
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 2: there's a there's probably at least a two week span

1604
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:01,800
Speaker 2: that the person the bus for that they get to

1605
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:02,240
Speaker 2: do it in.

1606
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:05,240
Speaker 3: Can I ask you, do you have any outstanding favors

1607
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 3: like this?

1608
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,600
Speaker 2: I owe Yeah, well, I made the mistake recently of

1609
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,680
Speaker 2: telling two different people I read their movie scripts, not

1610
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:14,360
Speaker 2: just even a thirty page script, movie scripts, and I

1611
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 2: want to read both of them.

1612
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 3: I don't want to read. And you sit down and

1613
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 3: you read, like and you're just.

1614
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:23,720
Speaker 2: Like, oh, Usually I won't even download the file. I'll

1615
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,920
Speaker 2: just like open it in preview in my inbox and

1616
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,360
Speaker 2: look at it and just be like, oh no. Then

1617
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:28,439
Speaker 2: I just and.

1618
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 3: It's never that bad even it's just the act of

1619
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:31,880
Speaker 3: doing it.

1620
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,240
Speaker 2: Yes, I could spend the next four hours just kind

1621
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:38,439
Speaker 2: of like wasting my life. Instead, I choose that I

1622
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:39,960
Speaker 2: have at least those two.

1623
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 3: Four scripts are making me realize I said I would read.

1624
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 2: But outside of that, I don't think I'm pretty good

1625
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:48,799
Speaker 2: at Like, if it doesn't require something with my computer,

1626
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,719
Speaker 2: the favor will probably get done pretty quickly.

1627
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 3: Interesting, But if it's something.

1628
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:54,639
Speaker 2: Where like I can get distracted by some other thing online,

1629
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:55,960
Speaker 2: it probably will never.

1630
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:58,960
Speaker 3: Also, like a favor that's like an act of service.

1631
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:00,559
Speaker 2: Oh, it feels so much better.

1632
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:02,479
Speaker 3: Than like, can you help me get a job? You

1633
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,280
Speaker 3: put me in contact with this person. This is usually

1634
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:05,920
Speaker 3: what the favors.

1635
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:12,280
Speaker 2: I'll paint your fence or something exactly, I'll clean then

1636
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 2: it stops being about you, you annoying loser. So I

1637
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:22,479
Speaker 2: think the solution here is you failed. Yes, you failed

1638
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 2: this favor. You've got to find another friend to burn

1639
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:28,759
Speaker 2: through basically, And actually that's not a bad idea because

1640
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 2: if that person does it, then you can let the

1641
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,840
Speaker 2: other person know, oh hey, this person did it, and

1642
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:33,680
Speaker 2: then this person feels like absolute shit and you get

1643
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:34,799
Speaker 2: to talk shit, yes.

1644
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:37,200
Speaker 3: With that person about the other person, which is their

1645
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:38,320
Speaker 3: reward for doing the thing.

1646
01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 2: Everyone learns a lesson soft power. I love to teach lessons,

1647
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:45,960
Speaker 2: So that's perfect. Well, we answered the question perfectly.

1648
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,800
Speaker 3: I hope that she stopped complaining. He never writes.

1649
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:52,680
Speaker 2: Back in never bothers me again. I now have my

1650
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,400
Speaker 2: smelling salts that have altered my mood and a floy

1651
01:15:55,479 --> 01:15:57,520
Speaker 2: that I did not maybe.

1652
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,600
Speaker 3: Even like a larger timeline alteration for you.

1653
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:03,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the new me. This is the beginning

1654
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:06,000
Speaker 2: of a real downhill slide for Bridger Winder.

1655
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:07,720
Speaker 3: Papers.

1656
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,000
Speaker 2: Colin. I've had such a wonderful time with you.

1657
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:13,200
Speaker 3: I've had a wonderful time with you.

1658
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:17,519
Speaker 2: Thank you for being here, and listener, I can't actually

1659
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:19,439
Speaker 2: say you should try smelling salts. That feels like the

1660
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:22,640
Speaker 2: beginning of some sort of lawsuit that will devastate me

1661
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:27,760
Speaker 2: and the network. So don't do smelling salts. Is there

1662
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:29,559
Speaker 2: anything else I have to say? This is the end

1663
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,240
Speaker 2: of the podcast, and we just talked about sending in

1664
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 2: voice notes. Elis told me that I should tell people

1665
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 2: at the end of the podcast to remind you to

1666
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:39,840
Speaker 2: do things as well, send voice notes, send emails, review

1667
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:42,760
Speaker 2: the podcast by merch. Apparently people start paying attention at

1668
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:44,519
Speaker 2: the end of the podcast.

1669
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:45,400
Speaker 3: The most tune in.

1670
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:53,639
Speaker 2: That's what I've been told. It's over, Cony. You gotta

1671
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 2: get this cad.

1672
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,040
Speaker 3: I'm getting his many millennial references like that.

1673
01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:00,679
Speaker 2: For every podcast listen to, we give one to somebody

1674
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:04,000
Speaker 2: else in another nation or something. The podcast is over.

1675
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:10,200
Speaker 2: I love you, goodbye, I said, No Gifts is an

1676
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 2: exactly right production. Our senior producer is Ellis Nelson, and

1677
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:19,360
Speaker 2: our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme

1678
01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:22,840
Speaker 2: song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't

1679
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:26,439
Speaker 2: do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow

1680
01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 2: the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts, That's

1681
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,120
Speaker 2: where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful

1682
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:34,320
Speaker 2: gifts I'm getting, And don't you want to see the gifts.

1683
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:37,280
Speaker 3: I invit? Did you hear?

1684
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:44,880
Speaker 1: Funa man myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to me,

1685
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:54,040
Speaker 1: you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no guests,

1686
01:17:54,120 --> 01:18:01,800
Speaker 1: your presences, presents, and I'm already had mud stop. So

1687
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:04,840
Speaker 1: how do you dare to surbey me?