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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one o six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything,

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Speaker 1: anything you want. Because everybody stays anonymous, we don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. Nobody will know it's you.

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Speaker 1: So text in four one o six one if you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, and we don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why everybody that calls in

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname. So on the phone right now,

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Speaker 1: the other white meat, Pork, oh Pork, is on the

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Speaker 1: phone to tell us a dirty little secret. What's up, Pork?

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Speaker 1: Everyone on Pork. You've been neglected your whole life, haven't you, Pork?

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Speaker 1: I have, I have? How'd you know? Well, Pork, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you've got a lot of secrets, but there's one

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Speaker 1: you want to tell us today. Yeah, it's been one

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Speaker 1: that I've been holding onto for a number in years now.

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Speaker 1: I've got a great son. He's about ten years old

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Speaker 1: right now, and I'm ashamed to say he has a

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Speaker 1: pretty sizable scar on his butt left cheeky. Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: ashamed of the scar? M as not nice? Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: am in no way ass him to my son. He's

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Speaker 1: a great little kid. But I'm ashamed to say that

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Speaker 1: for the last few years, my wife's believed that he

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Speaker 1: got the scar because he fell down. In reality, he

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Speaker 1: got the scar because of me. And so your your

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Speaker 1: wife thinks that your son got hurt in a different way.

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Speaker 1: So you didn't tell him the truth. Yes, okay, whenever

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Speaker 1: he was probably I want to say about a year

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Speaker 1: year and a half old, we were going on a

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Speaker 1: camping trip. There were a couple of other parents there

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Speaker 1: and having a great time. My wife went to bed

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Speaker 1: a little bit early. I stayed up with the guys

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Speaker 1: and I was having a few. Uh the adult beverages

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Speaker 1: and adult beverages, yeah, what are though? Oh? Shut so

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Speaker 1: that like with alcohol in him? They are they are?

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Speaker 1: And my most alcohol beverages makes him have to pee.

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Speaker 1: So I used to go and pee. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: put my beer down, and I was obviously holding my son,

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Speaker 1: and they were kind of giving me a bit of

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Speaker 1: a hard time and whether or not I could actually pee,

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Speaker 1: hold my beer and my son all at the same time. Um,

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Speaker 1: with a little liquid courage, I thought I could, Uh,

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Speaker 1: long story short, I ended up. I do not drop

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Speaker 1: my son I dropped my beer and I bumped into

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Speaker 1: a tree, and that's how he ended up getting the

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Speaker 1: cut on his butt cheek. Wait what he didn't You

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Speaker 1: didn't drop him, but he has a cut on his butt.

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Speaker 1: Tree bumped into the tree. I left him the balance

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Um, he's screaming, crying. Where was your wife?

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Speaker 1: She was asleep, asleep and she didn't wake up from

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Speaker 1: a screaming kid. She had had a few adult averages

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Speaker 1: as well. I was down for the count. This is why,

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Speaker 1: this is why dudes don't shouldn't be in charge of

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Speaker 1: kids all the time, because they'll get drunk together and

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Speaker 1: then eventually we like, I bet you can't like hold

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Speaker 1: a baby in skydiver dude, and you're like, watch this

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Speaker 1: right now. So then your wife still doesn't know. No. Um,

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Speaker 1: the next morning she saw the star, you know, the

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Speaker 1: recent cut, and um, I just told him that he

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Speaker 1: had kind of fallen down and she believed that. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my son has a permanent reminder of how dumb his

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Speaker 1: dad can be whenever he's had a couple of beers.

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Speaker 1: I think we're ignoring the worst part of this whole story.

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Speaker 1: You know, what's that you dropped your bed, I did.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would happily drop a thousand beers if

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Speaker 1: I could make sure I'm I'm keeping him up right well.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little cigarette park.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Joy. What's your dirty little secret.