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Speaker 1: Man got a radio show. How good is God? Hum?

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Speaker 1: But Steve, that was me. I just want to say.

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Speaker 1: You're listening, Well, guys, tis the season for partying. You

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations to our forever President Barack Obama and our forever

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Speaker 1: first Lady Michelle Obama. Get this, Steve. They just bought

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Speaker 1: you know? But they got rules in Martha's Vineage, like

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Speaker 1: not after that convention, it is. They have certain times

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Speaker 1: when they go yeah, they go, all right, well there

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Speaker 1: are a lot of black people that lived there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Old Money and other entertainment news guys shout out to

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Speaker 1: Kevin Hart. Kevin was honored with a hand and footprint

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Speaker 1: ceremony in Hollywood's TCL Hollywood Man Chinese Theater. Kevin's besties

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Speaker 1: Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and Will Ferrell were there to

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Speaker 1: support him. This celebration comes just three months after Kevin

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Speaker 1: suffered a major back injury in that horrific car accident.

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Speaker 1: Kevin and the Rocks new movie, the sequel Jumanji The

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Speaker 1: Next Level is in theaters right now. I know you're

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Speaker 1: going to see that. Yes, yeah the movie, Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: support yes the movie. And finally, Steve, maybe you can

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Speaker 1: relate to this just opportunity number two. Here we go. Yes,

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Speaker 1: yes it is. I know, I know, I know. That's

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Speaker 1: the beauty of it. Ten children can be sexy. Having

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Speaker 1: ten children can be sexy. That's what it will steve you.

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Speaker 1: Eddie Murph, he thinks it's sexy. Okay. Doing an appearance,

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Speaker 1: he was on the Ellen Degenerous show Guys, and he

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Speaker 1: opened up about having such a large family. His ten

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Speaker 1: children range in age from thirty to one, and Eddie

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Speaker 1: is also a grandfather. Take a listen when Eddie Murphy

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Speaker 1: joked about people's reaction when they find out he is

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Speaker 1: father ten children. Men kind of look at me like

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Speaker 1: that he's crazy. Must and women is kind of like

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Speaker 1: as something sexy about it. Yeah, Eddie Murphy must be

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Speaker 1: doing his thing. You know. I think he has a

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Speaker 1: point that ten kids is sexy because it's not as seven.

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Speaker 1: But you have seven, you need three seven, So maybe

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Speaker 1: I need three motives because seven you don't feel sex

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Speaker 1: sexy at all. It must be like a wall that

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Speaker 1: you go over at ten, like the name child. Then

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Speaker 1: you have ten, it becomes sex at seven. It's a burden.

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Speaker 1: It's a burden, Okay, damn getting three three ain't worth

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Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you three ain't worth a damnut

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Speaker 1: out the three ain't sixty man. In nineteen forty nine,

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Speaker 1: was se doing stupid stuff telling come on back? I mean,

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Speaker 1: doesn't me Sometime I turned the faith. I've said a

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Speaker 1: lot of articles I didn't want form starting. I wonting

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Speaker 1: me sicken galls as make me sick. Okay, my damn stomach.

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Speaker 1: Careful what you wish for, Shirley ser just like me, many.

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Speaker 1: I don't want no ten kids. I'm right now. I

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Speaker 1: can't have no more kids right now. I'm pretty show.

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Speaker 1: I can't have no kids. That matter of fact, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I taped my penis. I tied my penis

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Speaker 1: in a night. I'm not having no more in this show, right.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna take a minute to get that out, Jake.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't have I didn't have the money

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Speaker 1: or the courage for the sector me. So I packed

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Speaker 1: mine with cotton. Guys, you're doing it. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: get out and get out cotton. But it's real slow.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, so thank you. That is definitely

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Speaker 1: too Carla. I'm sure I got it. Yeah, over the meter,

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Speaker 1: I got it. Coming up in twenty minutes into the

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Speaker 1: hour and Trending political News, a Trump supporter says his

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Speaker 1: removal from office could lead to the second Civil War.

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Speaker 1: Really all right, we'll be back right back to this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, you're listening to show and trending political news.

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Speaker 1: A Trump supporter at his rally in Hershey, Pennsylvania, said

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Speaker 1: that if Trump is removed from office, then this would

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Speaker 1: cause physical violence in this country that we haven't seen

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Speaker 1: since the First Civil War. May listen, take a listening

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Speaker 1: to be removed. He's not gonna be removed. He's not

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Speaker 1: going to be removed. You feel confident in that? My

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Speaker 1: my three fifty seven MAGNUMUSM comfortable. We dit end of story.

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Speaker 1: And they I think in the cause in this country

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Speaker 1: that I think it gonna become the second s Why

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Speaker 1: did they get all the people with them, damn speech

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Speaker 1: impediments talking removed to check ruin. But I'll tell you what,

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Speaker 1: my three feet unbelievable hatred man and man seriously that

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Speaker 1: they are talking about violence if this man is taken

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Speaker 1: out of office, that's that's you know, no one has

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Speaker 1: said that before. Nobody said that President Obama don't win

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Speaker 1: second and term we're gonna hit the streets, so we're

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Speaker 1: gonna start, you know, tan stuff up. We didn't do that, listen, man,

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Speaker 1: that he has a certain base, that it's a different

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Speaker 1: my three fifty seven magnans. All, I'm gonna say who

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Speaker 1: you're gonna shoot? Dog? You canna shot everybody thought voted

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Speaker 1: for him? To go out? You're gonna start gunning down

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Speaker 1: congressman or senators, or you're gonna shoot people you think

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Speaker 1: would vote against him? What? What? What? What? Statement is

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Speaker 1: that this is really crazy that his support people are

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Speaker 1: not gonna fight now. People got stuck down back then.

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Speaker 1: They didn't have a damn thing and nothing to fight

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Speaker 1: for but corn and fields and stuff. We got fasten

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Speaker 1: TVs and cars. How's job? We ain't fighting? Ain't nobody

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Speaker 1: gonna fight? He? Man, who do y'all know who? Dude?

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Speaker 1: You know it's willing to die for Donald? True. I

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Speaker 1: don't like a lot of them that rallies like a

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Speaker 1: lot of them, that's all, man. But when you say

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Speaker 1: I can shoot somebody on Madison Avenue and not that's

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Speaker 1: what you say that and got elected by saying that.

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Speaker 1: So those that live in Pennsylvania, because that's where this

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Speaker 1: rally was the swing state, y'all here to get out

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Speaker 1: of vote. We gotta vote, you know. Look, man, here,

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Speaker 1: this is the simple truth caller after this in this

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Speaker 1: presidential election right here, If you do not vote, something

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Speaker 1: seriously wrong with you, absolutely something, because it's the only

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Speaker 1: way you can have a say so in the continuation

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Speaker 1: of this debacle called the presidency. This has been the

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Speaker 1: worst thing that's happened to this country in hundred years. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In terms of politics, oh, absolutely, politics, absolutely, they must

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Speaker 1: be corrupt. All right, um, do you support impeaching the president?

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Speaker 1: Post your comments at Steve Harvey FM, on Instagram or Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour of

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Speaker 1: Comedy Roulette. Right after this, the ignorance continues. You're listening

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time

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Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette. Let's go, Jay Anthony Brown, give us

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Speaker 1: three subjects. Put them on a wheel. Spind the wheel.

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Speaker 1: Where the wheel stop? Because I'm a comedian, Junior's comedian.

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Speaker 1: Times a comedian, Steve's a comedian. We can make it funny.

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Speaker 1: Watch this, do it? Do it. Here's today's category, guys.

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Speaker 1: Number one things Christians say when they can't cuss? Okay.

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Speaker 1: Number two songs you like that no one else likes?

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00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Number three excuses people give for why they

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00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: don't want to go to sleep. Got it like all three?

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Speaker 1: Spun the wheel? Oh no, no, no, I thought it

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Speaker 1: was a song. It is things Christians say when they

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Speaker 1: can't cuss. Started started, I started right here. Uh, lay

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Speaker 1: hands on him, Jesus, just their hands on him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's it, all right, I got it. I got what

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Speaker 1: got started. I mean it. I'm not saying okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right. Uh, who the fuck do you think you

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Speaker 1: talking to? Boy? Scared me? What's up? Who the fuck

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Speaker 1: do you think you talking to? WHOA? I got right

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Speaker 1: up on it, Yeah, I got right up on. I

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Speaker 1: thought this was another radio show the satellite. Come on, Steve,

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Speaker 1: sit down somewhere, you little black pastor. I like. I

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Speaker 1: like this category. Christians when they can't cus shut up,

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Speaker 1: a little son of a rich sit down something down, patients.

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Speaker 1: He's Christians say when you when they can't cuss, look

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Speaker 1: at me, look at me. You freaking right. I said it.

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Speaker 1: I meant what I said, the freaking right I said,

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Speaker 1: playing with me so nervous things Christians say when they

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Speaker 1: know they can't cuss. H mother Ferguson, let me tell

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Speaker 1: you something. Let me tell you something, mother Ferguson. You

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Speaker 1: keep on here, keep on, Mama fergus You keep talking

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Speaker 1: to me. You're gonna get the white sheets slapped out

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Speaker 1: of the white cheets. Keep on talking, Tella. What you

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Speaker 1: need to do it shut your pie hole, right, shut it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: shut your piehole. Yeah, hey, hey, these people say things

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Speaker 1: christis hey, when they can't cuss. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Jesus turned over tables too that okay. Let me tell

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Speaker 1: all you ninjas something. Never last one of you ninja's

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Speaker 1: out him? Hear me when I say it, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but held out his delivery? Go ahead? They can't Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: come on, see if you got to close this one out.

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Speaker 1: Things Christians say when they can't cuss, How close cannot get?

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Speaker 1: Don't you get that close right up on the wall?

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Speaker 1: Un get the fu louck up and see who's at

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Speaker 1: that door. I really felt weird right up right to it.

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Speaker 1: Baby baby, that's number three, a fo you nail right now?

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Speaker 1: Just number three? Yeah, that's well, that was a cluster

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Speaker 1: fluff on three go up next mosteness more Shenanigan's nephew

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Speaker 1: in the building with today's prank Paul. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the

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Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my

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Speaker 1: husband has got to have it Right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: in the building with today's frank phone call. What do

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Speaker 1: you have for us today? Yes, yes, I will just

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Speaker 1: give you number four out of nowhere. What is it, Steve?

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Speaker 1: This is another number four ignorant moment? What is it? Not?

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Speaker 1: The beach we're going down now? You know what? You

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Speaker 1: don't stop this this do this the last comedy? Let

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Speaker 1: me another beach and we're asking me about that beach moment? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: prank for you. Wedding in Jamaica. Queen's wedding in Jamaica, Queen,

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Speaker 1: Let's go kill. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Ivan

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Speaker 1: place he's not in at the moment. This is Janice.

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Speaker 1: Can I help you? My name is Mark. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from a travel agency. Oh hey, how are you doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. I actually have some information for him.

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Speaker 1: He just finished paying his last payment as far as

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Speaker 1: you all traveling, you guys are getting you guys are

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Speaker 1: getting married, going on a honeymoon. Is that right? Right? Right?

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Speaker 1: Next month? Congratulations? Yes, thank you. Okay, well, listen, I

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Speaker 1: got your information for you, and I wanted to make

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Speaker 1: sure the million address was correct so I could uh

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Speaker 1: mil you guys flight tickets out, as well as a

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Speaker 1: few forms and things like that to you guys would

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Speaker 1: be pretty much well taken care of. Okay, this sounds good. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh? I'm excited,

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Speaker 1: very excited. I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well,

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Speaker 1: I tell you right in April, I tell you, Jamaica

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Speaker 1: Queens is going to be a great place and the

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Speaker 1: snow will have burned off by then and it'll be

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Speaker 1: pretty much the summer coming around. You know, snow Jamaica Queens. No,

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Speaker 1: we're going to outarios in Jamaica, you know the islands

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Speaker 1: to wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: there's no snow. Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.

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Speaker 1: I've been working with Ivan on this for quite some time,

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Speaker 1: and I actually have you guys book to go to

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Speaker 1: Jamaica Queens. Now, there has to be some sort of

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Speaker 1: mistake because we're going to Uchio. Okay, but that's not

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Speaker 1: what I have. I have. I have Jamaica Queens. I

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Speaker 1: have New York. Okay, Well, I'm telling you you're wrong.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you pulled up the wrong person. No, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Ivan and Janis and you guys are going

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Speaker 1: out the second weekend in April. Is that correct? That's correct?

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Speaker 1: But we're going to outarios. No, why have you guys

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Speaker 1: scheduled for Jamaica Queens. There's a problem then, because I'm

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Speaker 1: not getting married there. Love New York, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: getting married there. So what do we need to do?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what to do at this point.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I'm standing. I need you to figure that

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Speaker 1: out because I'm getting married next month. And I understand me.

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Speaker 1: I understand that. But I worked diligently with your Beyonce

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Speaker 1: so to speak, and I got you guys scheduled with

626
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Speaker 1: Jamaker Queens. I have the hotels. I know it was

627
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Speaker 1: not Ivan. I know it was not him. I love

628
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Speaker 1: New York, but that's not where I'm getting married. I

629
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Speaker 1: understanding understand what you're saying. Now, Okay, I'm letting you

630
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Speaker 1: know because you're raising your voice at me. I'm letting

631
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Speaker 1: you know that I haven't had scheduled there and you

632
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: guys are scheduled to make a queens. Okay, you don't

633
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: let me know where I'm getting married. We've written you checks,

634
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: so I need you to correct the problem, and I

635
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 1: will continue to raise my voice until you are somebody

636
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 1: at your damn wherever you are, corrects the problem I'm

637
00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: getting I have scheduled to Okay, you're not gonna yell

638
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: at me. I'm gonna tations and now you're yelling at me. No,

639
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: I'm not yelling. I'm trying to keep my composure. Now, Okay,

640
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: I've been working with your We're done. I need to

641
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: talk to your superior. I'm sorry. We spent way too

642
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: much money. I'm getting married next month and you're coming

643
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: and telling me that I I need somebody else on

644
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, I need somebody. You need to tell

645
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: me where you are because I'm here to come on here?

646
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: Where where are you? Give me a moment. I'm pulling

647
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: up to see if I can get some flights out

648
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: to utils Okay, okay, I do not believe this last minute.

649
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: Oh I told him to go, Oh my god, the

650
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: flights are completely booked that week. I need to make something. Try.

651
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Speaker 1: Lets you want to get a private jet for fifty

652
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: or sixty thousand dollars. Man, there's no way I can

653
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: get you in or out of Take dollars. Make it happen.

654
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 1: You need to make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice.

655
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: You don't want to talk to either, So trust me.

656
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: You to make something happen. Get back on your little

657
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: computer called somebody else in the road. Happen. You how

658
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: to be nice? Where you tell you? You continue to

659
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: raise your boys at me. Now you're using profanity at me.

660
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: Yo is going to Jamaica, queen. Listen to me. It

661
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: was your job to take care of transportation for us

662
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: to get from the US to Utia, from Ucheria to

663
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: Matigo Bay. However that's supposed to handle it happened. You

664
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: were supposed to handle it, and they don't handle it.

665
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: Young Man said, you guys were going to Jamaica queens,

666
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,959
Speaker 1: and that's what I took for now, maybe I said

667
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: Jamaica queens. We were very clear, and I know he

668
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: was very clear. I'm being very clear. By now. If

669
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: you just listen to me. You have one job. How

670
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: you screw that up? I do not know, but I

671
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: need you to make it happen. He was not going

672
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: to happen. You're going to Jamaica, queen. Maybe you are

673
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 1: his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica, but that's

674
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: not how he said. Listen to Sep. I'm not getting

675
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: married in New York. You understand me. Don't mention New

676
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: York one more time in this conversation. I swear, do

677
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: not mention New York. Why mention New York when that

678
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: is the actual ticket I have you schedule for. Because

679
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: you screwed that up and you can ready to correct it.

680
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: Get on the computer and correct it. Figure it out.

681
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: Your job is listen to me. Your job it is

682
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 1: from Ultorel to Montego Bay. Focus on that. Work it out,

683
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: make it offense. I'm not gonna sit here and go

684
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: back and forth with you, Okay. I need you first

685
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: of all to stop yelling at me. What the kind

686
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: of customer service do you keep us think this is?

687
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 1: I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody

688
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: else on the phone if you cannot help me now,

689
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,959
Speaker 1: what I need you to do is figure out how

690
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: you're gonna get me from Ultra Reals to Montego Bay.

691
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,919
Speaker 1: And I'm not getting on the boat. Don't bring up boat,

692
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: don't bring up New York. I need you to work.

693
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: Don't tell me where I'm going to spend my honeymoon.

694
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 1: Spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queens, New York. Your fiance

695
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for the mistake, okay,

696
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: And I don't have a put you off? Something gets

697
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: do you hear me? Are you listening to me? I

698
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 1: can't work it out. I've already told you there's nothing

699
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: about it. Can you get it through your anty out

700
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: of head? Did you just call Meaty? Look? I need

701
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: you to get somebody else on this phone. I promise

702
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: you I'm about to reach through this phone and snatch

703
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: you up by your neck. How are you talking to

704
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: me like this? This is the kind of service you

705
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Speaker 1: get when you make mistakes and don't know whether hell

706
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Speaker 1: you want to go. We didn't make some mistake, and

707
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: we know exactly where we want to go, and you

708
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: are not listening to me, to my base, do you understand?

709
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Speaker 1: Don't understand? What's something? I need you to understand. Are

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Speaker 1: you listening to me? Yes? Worse, this is nephew Tommy

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713
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Speaker 1: this this is not funny. This is not fight. Oh

714
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Speaker 1: my hands are shaking. Oh my god. You don't know

715
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Speaker 1: if I could have found you. Oh my god. I'm

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Speaker 1: a kick. Come on, not all at one time, not

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729
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Speaker 1: of you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter, subject my husband

730
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 1: has got to have it. We'll get into it right

731
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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

732
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

733
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more.

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Speaker 1: live on the air, just like we're gonna read this

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Speaker 1: one right here, right now. Thank you. Buggle up and

738
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Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It

739
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Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter, all right. Subject my husband has

740
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Speaker 1: got to have it. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm newly married

741
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: and my husband and me. My husband told me that

742
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: he was a freak when we started dating. He is

743
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: loving and supportive, a hard working family man, and a

744
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: great father. But he is constantly stressing me out over sex.

745
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: He's an awesome lover, but I can't seem to keep

746
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: up with his sex drive lately. I guess I'm in

747
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 1: an open marriage because I'm sure he's having sex outside

748
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 1: of our marriage. I knew his sex drive was off

749
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 1: the charts, but I thought I could handle him. When

750
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: I asked him if he was cheating with other men

751
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: and women, he told me he wasn't, but he turned

752
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: around and asked me if he could bring others into

753
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: our sex life. I consider myself to be an open person,

754
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: but I only want to be freaky with my husband.

755
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: We had a couple of experiences with swinging, but it

756
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: didn't go as I thought it would because I was

757
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 1: not attracted to anyone in the room. My lack of

758
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: interest in my husband's lifestyle has caused heated arguments with us,

759
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: and I feel that sex is going to be our downfall.

760
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: How can we have the perfect marriage but he is

761
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: too freaky for me. I love him, we have a

762
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 1: great time together, but I can't give him what he wants.

763
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: Should I just agree to experiment with him and watch

764
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: him have sex with others? Or do I pack up

765
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 1: and let him be free and alone? Or should we

766
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 1: seek counseling? We are not easily yoked sexually. Please tell

767
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: me what to do. Wow, we are not equally yoked sexually? Yeah? Yeah,

768
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: well you know that's an issue. If if you're not

769
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: equally yoked sexually, especially with a husband like this. You say,

770
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: he's really freaky. He likes to do freaky things. You

771
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: like to do freaky things too, but only with your husband.

772
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm just your husband is getting everything

773
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: he wants in this marriage. You're getting nothing. You're the

774
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:47,240
Speaker 1: one that's unhappy. You're just going along with the program.

775
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: Whatever he says to do, you just go along with it.

776
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,399
Speaker 1: And you don't even want to, but you know that's

777
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: what you're doing. And listen, there's no such thing as

778
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 1: a perfect marriage. You shouldn't be uncomfortable in your marriage

779
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: when you don't want to do things. You didn't want

780
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,399
Speaker 1: to do the swinging thing. You went there, but when

781
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: you saw that the people weren't attractive, you didn't want

782
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: to do that. You know. So you think that your

783
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: husband is way too much for you, that this is

784
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,399
Speaker 1: a problem in your marriage, And guess what, you're exactly right.

785
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,760
Speaker 1: If you're looking again, if you're looking for a perfect marriage,

786
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: no such thing exists. Is he too freaky for you?

787
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: Only you can determine that you're the one that's writing

788
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: the letter. You're the one that's not liking what's going

789
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 1: on in the marriage. You you're the one that's saying

790
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: you can't keep up with it with him, So maybe

791
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 1: he is too freaky for you. You love him, you

792
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 1: have a great time together, all of that, but you

793
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,840
Speaker 1: can't give him what he wants. And it seems like

794
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 1: you know, according to the letter, he wants it all

795
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: the time, and not just with you, with others as well.

796
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: So the question should you just agree to experiment and

797
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 1: watch him have sex with others? Why would you do that?

798
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,919
Speaker 1: Why would you do that as his wife? You don't.

799
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 1: That's not what you want. You don't want to to

800
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: be an onlook or a bystander, a non participant in

801
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: your own marriage. Uh, you know you you want to

802
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: get something out of it as well, but here that

803
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 1: that's not happening. Um, should you pack up and leave

804
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: to let him be free and alone? You can determine

805
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: that if if, if you can't handle it and he

806
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: keeps cheating on you, I mean, I don't see what

807
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 1: choice you have in that matter. Should you see counseling?

808
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: You can start there for sure. And you're definitely not

809
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: equally yoked sexually. You're definitely not that. So you you've

810
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: got a lot of soul searching to do this. Marriage

811
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: isn't working for you sexually, it's just not. I mean,

812
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: there are more things to marriage than sex, but sex

813
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: is very, very very important in a marriage. And if you, guys,

814
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: if he's cheating and you don't like it, then you know,

815
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? You tell me, I don't

816
00:57:56,440 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: know Steve, what and this? And he ain't got this right? Hell,

817
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 1: this ain't yourn my husband. But this he you lady,

818
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 1: you don't understand what's happening. Hill, He got to have it.

819
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: He told you for y'all gotten marriage. Tom a freak.

820
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: He could never have told you to the extent that

821
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: that his freakingness was can't do this. Boarding took it

822
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 1: to a whole another level. He's a good father, good provide,

823
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: a good husband, but you can't kill He's an awesome lover. Hell,

824
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: he do it all the time. Anything you do all

825
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 1: the time, you're gonna be good. If people blink off

826
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: all the time. You do get kind of good at golf.

827
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: Now you say you think here would kill me. You

828
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 1: said you're assuming that you're in an open marriage, because

829
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: he must be having sex outside your marriage. You saint

830
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: that you know this you already know he having sex

831
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 1: outside your marriage when he ain't wearing you about it

832
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: and he ain't home. What you think he has? You

833
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: already know? Then you asked him, did he want to

834
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: cheat with other men and women? What? Wait a minute,

835
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: this is a little bit more than just sexually acted.

836
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: You asked him, did he cheat with other men and women?

837
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: All right, hold that thought, Steve, hold it, yeah, you

838
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: gotta hold it right now. He come number five, please,

839
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for it. Well that first two of Steve's

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Speaker 1: a response to Today's Strawberry Letter coming up at twenty

841
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Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. My husband has got to

842
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Speaker 1: have it. We'll get back into it right after this.

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01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's

844
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. My husband has got to have it. This

845
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 1: lady is married to she'd have been off way more

846
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: than she get to. The man told him free. He's

847
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: awesome love, he's great father, great husband, all like this here,

848
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: but he is on hume back about this sex. Hey, Hey,

849
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: what you're doing now? What you're doing? Now? You ain't

850
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: doing nothing? Now what you're doing? Why are you over

851
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: there drinking coffee? We could be over here doing so

852
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 1: what you're doing? Now, why are you taking a shower

853
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: without me? What you're doing? You're laying in the bed

854
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: while you got your back to me. Your mother woun'ty

855
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: what you're doing right now? You girl? Right? Oh, I

856
01:00:54,840 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: see you being an overpacking that dishwashing you talk about packing? Boy, boy,

857
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 1: she needed a break. I saw the way he was

858
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: bending over that car getting them groceries out that car. Now,

859
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:12,479
Speaker 1: I bought some of these here groceries. Boy, he ain't

860
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: giving it though. So then youth assumes that you're in

861
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 1: an open marriage because you think he's having sex outside

862
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 1: the marriage. He said no. But then you asked him

863
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 1: was he having sex with other men and women? How

864
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 1: much sex he got to have? He just wanted from anybody.

865
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 1: So this ain't just he just doing. He just wanted

866
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: for anybody. He just freaking way man, lady, you didn't

867
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: bid off something right here. So then after you asked him,

868
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 1: did he want to bring men and women into the relationship?

869
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 1: He said no. Then he turned around and said no.

870
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 1: You asked him, was he cheating with men and women?

871
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: He said no. Then he turns around and asks you

872
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: could he bring others in two. Y'all's sex like. You

873
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: didn't comment on that, But then I don't know what

874
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: you did. And then you turn around and said you

875
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 1: participate him with him once and you went to a

876
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: swingers club, but you weren't attracted to anybody in the room.

877
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: In the room, I bet he was, though I showed

878
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: bat big Buck or Buck was in Now y'all was

879
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: walking around a sw here. Ain't got no parents or draws,

880
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: Just walk around naked from the waist down with some

881
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 1: chet shoes on that some black he got what he

882
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: got one out there he brought naked from the waist down.

883
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 1: He got on chet shoes and some black sock. But

884
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: nick ass around just shopping, y'all at the swingers club.

885
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to any of them, Buck standard, straight

886
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 1: up going. I'm attracted to everybody in here. Look at her,

887
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: Oh hell, look at him? Oh oh here she comes,

888
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 1: Oh he he already? Hey man, what's a what's girl?

889
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: Hey boy? What you're doing? Lady? So you're in the

890
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:32,360
Speaker 1: swinger club, just sitting down now, Now that's what you

891
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 1: need to understand. You are married to a man. Hope,

892
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:50,439
Speaker 1: Oh you don't worried? All right? Married man hole. You notice, Yeah,

893
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: you're grown shovel, he said, don't stop him. I asked

894
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: y'all when I started this. See if you say it's

895
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: different when you say it about men double standards. Let's

896
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 1: change that. Okay, well let me change your name. This

897
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 1: is for radio. Then you're married to a mayhoe. Yeah,

898
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:21,320
Speaker 1: it's called mayhoe. Mayhoe. He can sounds like mayo, sounds

899
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: like may I hold your hand, sounds like mayhoe. You're

900
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: married to a mayhoe. This man right here pick up anything?

901
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 1: Then you said, should I let him go be free

902
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 1: and let him live his life alone? Oh, let me

903
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,760
Speaker 1: tell you something that you might free him. But he

904
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 1: damn sure ain't gonna be alone. Big Buck is in

905
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 1: that swingers club with the drip shoes on every night. Now,

906
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:57,920
Speaker 1: he didn't coming home that membership, you know, that membership

907
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 1: that they give out to everybody in any got life

908
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: membership down at the swimming This is crazy. Now you

909
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:10,480
Speaker 1: center talking about should I just watch him have sex? What? Yeah?

910
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Have you lowered yourself to

911
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 1: the point where you want him so bad you'll just

912
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 1: watch him having sex with anybody he bring into your house,

913
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: him or her? Have you lost your mind. And this

914
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 1: ain't about counseling. This man don't need counseling. He needs

915
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 1: to get put out. He needn't get put out. And

916
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 1: you need to go somewhere with your life and stop

917
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 1: experimenting with stuff you don't really want to do just

918
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 1: to make a man happy. Find your happiness somewhere else.

919
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: Find somebody that just won't you. He won't every damn

920
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 1: body but dress shoes on shore shoes and some black sock.

921
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: All right, See folks your comments on today's Strawberry Letter

922
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: and smst am and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry

923
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 1: Letter podcast on demand now coming up at forty six

924
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: after the hour, Pimping in the Building with week fifteen

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Speaker 1: of its benfl picks. Right after this, you're listening to

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01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:16,480
Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, Pimpin is here with

927
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 1: week fifteen. He's coming here. He's glad. Black was not

928
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: even touching. What's up? Shoon? He was happy? Now you do? Hey, pimping?

929
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: Happy holidays? I see I got you smiling on what's up? Chocolate?

930
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:45,200
Speaker 1: What's up pimping? What's happening? Oh no, everything holiday and

931
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: everything is good? And what's up with you? My maid?

932
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 1: Love it. Junior was happening a pimping man. Why didn't

933
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 1: you know you could glad pimping? And you know it

934
01:06:55,280 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 1: started when I was a boy. That's funny. I've just

935
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:06,920
Speaker 1: been gliding it do always look like I was on

936
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 1: my bike. Head it's somewhere, you know, I come boy.

937
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,120
Speaker 1: The women looked like I'm on a skateboard. You know

938
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 1: what I'm mean? It was it was up Jay? What up? Today? Again? Again? Again?

939
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 1: You did it? You did it again? Hunt you see it?

940
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: I thought, wasn't nobody gonna say nothing? No? This this,

941
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: this is one of my favorites right here. Got a

942
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:35,840
Speaker 1: little problem though, you know, like Peter Peter kind of

943
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 1: pissed off about this one. Uh huh, what do you know?

944
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:45,760
Speaker 1: What is that? What is that? Slipping? Huh? Um? Set

945
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,919
Speaker 1: about this coat right here? I called him. I called

946
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 1: him slipping, you know. But you know he was on

947
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 1: woy you know he needed some new ones anyway, on

948
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 1: don on dash on comment on Cupid too for this

949
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: rain there coat you got this? Yeah, yeah, Santa Claus,

950
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:12,960
Speaker 1: Santa Claus gotta get folk new and Jack I get

951
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 1: rude off for Donald Blitzen comed in Cubid They got

952
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:24,240
Speaker 1: you need some black rain, then that's a time black rain,

953
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 1: black rain, and the color to color? You know who

954
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:38,559
Speaker 1: made this fun? Me? Who miss Claus? What color the color?

955
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:42,599
Speaker 1: You know? To make it real Christmas? E you miss Claus,

956
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,680
Speaker 1: got something going on that you want to talk about now?

957
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: You know? You know she wanted to, but I said,

958
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 1: I didn't give a damn bout the rain, dear, but

959
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 1: I shon't like Santa. That's my dude. Man. I couldn't

960
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:03,479
Speaker 1: even pay. She asked me, minded you know you come

961
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:11,800
Speaker 1: on up and no, Steve, she said, no, I'm trying

962
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 1: to you know, all right, pimping. Hang on, okay, coming

963
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,840
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we got more

964
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 1: with the one and only reindeer coat wearing pimping. Right

965
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:35,160
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, pimping,

966
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:39,040
Speaker 1: come on with more of your week fifteen nflick. I

967
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,640
Speaker 1: was saying, just so we'd be clue. Everybody need to

968
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:45,040
Speaker 1: understand me and Santa is boys be cool. I would

969
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 1: never do that. I don't ever stay up. None of

970
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 1: my homies in the bank, all right. That's to try

971
01:09:55,479 --> 01:10:00,960
Speaker 1: to get some toys. Jason Toy talking about She yeah,

972
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 1: she got some real cookies. I say, a girl, come

973
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 1: on time. Ready, I'm stayed ready boy, okay, okay, So

974
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:14,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump this thing off. Earning Man New England

975
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,400
Speaker 1: Patriots ahead of the Cincinnati to play the Bengals, and

976
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 1: New England New right there sing Cincinnati and with nobody,

977
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 1: and New England has been taking ass. They're gonna take

978
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 1: it out on somebody. Go ahead, all right. Tampa Bay

979
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:35,320
Speaker 1: bucks aheaded to Detroit to play the Lions. Man, Detroit

980
01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 1: ben't hurting me, man, I've been trying to pull for him,

981
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,280
Speaker 1: and then Tampa Bay Jamison Woodson did. I was just

982
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 1: gonna go with Tamba Bay and then upset man, even

983
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 1: though I know won't Detroit to win, but damn Houston

984
01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 1: Texans are going to Tennessee. I play the type, man.

985
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:57,960
Speaker 1: I don't get a kind of ways, ain't you ain't sorry?

986
01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 1: A couple weeks to go now, Oh yeah, that's right,

987
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:07,720
Speaker 1: and then came back the next weekend lost and just Overjeog.

988
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,920
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it was. I'm going with the Texas baby,

989
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:18,320
Speaker 1: because I don't all right. Denver bron Coles headed to

990
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:25,160
Speaker 1: Kansas City to play the Chiefs Kansas City. Okay. Miami

991
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 1: Dolphins headed to New York to play the Giants. Giants, okay, okay.

992
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:37,080
Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles headed to DC to play the Red Skins.

993
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:50,160
Speaker 1: Philly picking Seattle Seahawks. Seattle Seahawks. Seat who they play?

994
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 1: They about to play the Carolina Panthers. Pepper Hell yeah, Seattle.

995
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:58,879
Speaker 1: All right, here's a good one right here. Chicago Bass

996
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 1: going to Green Bay to play the Packers. Oh no,

997
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:10,640
Speaker 1: he ain't feeling well. Chicago, all right, Then there we go.

998
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:16,440
Speaker 1: Minnesota Vikings headed to LA to play the Chargers. Minnesota

999
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:21,799
Speaker 1: going win in South they the man come on shoulder.

1000
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 1: Jacksonville Jaguars headed to Oakland to play the Raiders. Oakland, Oh, La.

1001
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 1: Rams going to La Rams going to Dallas to play

1002
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,320
Speaker 1: the Cowboys. Don't come on, man, you know didn't win

1003
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:45,920
Speaker 1: La Man, Cowboys rough Man season right there, ain't gonna

1004
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:49,639
Speaker 1: be nothing. They get rid of Garrett. Yeah, he can't

1005
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:54,439
Speaker 1: coach town. The people ain't in the playoffs. Win sixty nine,

1006
01:12:57,120 --> 01:13:01,840
Speaker 1: go ahead, Atlanta Falcons. Atlanta Falcons headed to Frisco to

1007
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 1: play the forty nineties. You know I'm getting here. Win

1008
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:08,400
Speaker 1: They can't come on. Didn't even have to say that

1009
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:14,439
Speaker 1: it's the next game. Buffalo Bills headed to Pittsburgh to

1010
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 1: play the Stealers. Pittsburgh doing good Stealers. Okay, still, and

1011
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:22,719
Speaker 1: I won't Buffalo to win man, please Buffalo. Matter of fact,

1012
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 1: I'm changing the Buffalo gonna whoop the Steven now, okay, okay,

1013
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Speaker 1: all right, we'll put your seatbelt on for us from

1014
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:35,080
Speaker 1: pimping Cleveland Browns headed Cleveland hel Yeah, we've been the

1015
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 1: whipped little man. Now I wanted I liked the little dude,

1016
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,439
Speaker 1: but no, we've been to win this. Come on, come

1017
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 1: on brown A Monday night football pimping Indianapolis Coats are

1018
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:50,160
Speaker 1: playing the New Orleans Saints. Come on Saints. They then

1019
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 1: see man that who that they lost the heartbreak one

1020
01:13:56,640 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 1: though it's a good game. Yeah, that is raindeal pipping.

1021
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:10,760
Speaker 1: We appreciate it. The whole back is Rudolph coming up

1022
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Speaker 1: for music, some trending topics, and twenty minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 1: right here on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening

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01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:22,639
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Tell me something good.

1025
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Speaker 1: Here's some Steve Harvey Morning Show good news. Okay, so Steve,

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Speaker 1: you're in Africa right now, some yeah, our girl, Carti

1027
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Speaker 1: b did her part to uplift the people in Nigeria.

1028
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:40,880
Speaker 1: During her recent trip to Legos, Carti visited an orphanage

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Speaker 1: in the city where she donated hundreds of diapers, bottles

1030
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Speaker 1: of water, and feminine products. She posed with the staff

1031
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Speaker 1: that cares for the kids in a photo op that

1032
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Speaker 1: was posted on Instagram with the caption gott to thank

1033
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Speaker 1: the ladies and gentlemen that nurtured these kids that need

1034
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Speaker 1: just a little bit of more love and prot action

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Speaker 1: and gear them up for a better place, destiny and future. Now.

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Speaker 1: Aside from seeing the sights and doing some good, Cardi

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Speaker 1: visited a strip club and performed with the artists like

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Speaker 1: burna boy, I love it. That's how you do it,

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Speaker 1: Cardi Africa boy, I like burna boy. No, you ain't

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Speaker 1: fine you over there? You ain't found none of these

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Speaker 1: strip clubs. Uncle say hello, we ask it for a

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Speaker 1: future preference. I don't go to strip clubs, but did

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Speaker 1: you see any damn show? Ain't getting me an? Now,

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Speaker 1: do you know what? Street us don't have any idea

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Speaker 1: and no design city over there? I know it probably do,

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Speaker 1: but won't have my black ass and marvel and Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey morning showing some trending news coming up at thirty

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Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're saying,

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Speaker 1: string show, Well, guys, tis the season for partying. You

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Speaker 1: know there's all kind of holiday kinds of holiday parties

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Speaker 1: going on. However, the guys are here to warm up

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Speaker 1: your holiday drunk rules. You know they're gonna warm you

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Speaker 1: up with that. Okay, are you ready? Man? Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Come on? Come on, come, junior. I won't read one off.

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Speaker 1: And what I need y'all to do is demonstrate that

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Speaker 1: type of drunk I'm talking about the first the woe

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Speaker 1: is me crying drunk. Anybody who won't it take it?

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Speaker 1: Crying drunk? Every time I come over here, y'all act

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Speaker 1: like y'all mean, yeah, I'm coming every year, Fridgy Way

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Speaker 1: and Anty Way, don't you I'm coming, and you'll never

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Speaker 1: have me to go. I ain't coming next year. I

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Speaker 1: don't like no, y'all know how alright? Way really easy.

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Speaker 1: Listened to me. You ain't gonna we cried now. Man

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Speaker 1: is not your father. I didn't want to tell you that,

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Speaker 1: but you fought in. I figured you are a note

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Speaker 1: on your job. The next one. Here we go, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you got it. Here we go the start to fight,

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Speaker 1: drunk talk trash. Oh that's a big one. You got it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What who got to why I got to open my

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Speaker 1: gear first? I was, yeah, I'm not opening my dear

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Speaker 1: first for this year. First, first, for last year. I

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Speaker 1: was the first. I would want to be the first

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Speaker 1: this year. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: Get your hand off the box, gift podcast that box

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna I'm gonna bush you and your eyespreater. God,

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Speaker 1: I want you can ask you for Christmas? What was that?

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Speaker 1: I don't care if it's for the Christmas? You canna

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Speaker 1: fight on? They were they were, They were fighting the

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Speaker 1: major what they don't never made no sense? All right?

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Speaker 1: Here we go here together for you. This is doing.

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Speaker 1: This is doing the intellectual drunk. There we go. Give

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Speaker 1: me that one. Give me that. Come on when the

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Speaker 1: stars is lighting up in the sky for the galaxy

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Speaker 1: and universe spitting around that coming up our last break

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Speaker 1: of the day. It's the last break of the deck.

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Speaker 1: Some marks ninty nine from the one and Only Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Morning show.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we are, last break of the day

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Speaker 1: on this Friday. It's been a great Friday Friday. Y'all clear?

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Speaker 1: Something up for me? Okay, Uncle Stephen Junior? Will you

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Speaker 1: Uncle Stephen Jake, would you tell Junior you can't catch

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Speaker 1: the whooping cough and let somebody whooping your ass? Will

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Speaker 1: you please tell him? We've been talking about this friend

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01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:57,519
Speaker 1: that was yesterday. He called me. You know you can't

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01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,559
Speaker 1: get the whooping cough? Let somebody whooping your ass? Why

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Speaker 1: you get that from? Am I right around? You're wrong?

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Speaker 1: And Jay, normally I'm with you, but thank you, Ja

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Speaker 1: right there with you on the whooping call. Most of

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Speaker 1: the time when I'm getting my whol I'm hollering, yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: never called. No. My throat is clear, crystal clear, mouth wide.

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Speaker 1: Is the whooping calls and the whooping calls the same thing?

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Speaker 1: Is he trying to say, No, he's stupid. It's not

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Speaker 1: the same. It's called don't worry about Jay, he's stupid.

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Speaker 1: Don't even I'm not an idiot. You're not gonna act.

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Speaker 1: I would never see that. I would never see that.

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Speaker 1: That's up for the band. You wouldn't, Jay, all right?

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Speaker 1: See is that a nice segue into your closing remarks.

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Speaker 1: My closing my clothes remarks to day, we'll probably draw

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Speaker 1: some attention on social media, I would imagine. I would

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Speaker 1: imagine that my closing remarks today we draw some attention

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Speaker 1: from radio affiliates. I understand that and I accept it. All.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big boy. I just have things that I

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Speaker 1: believe in. But today is a day that I want

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Speaker 1: to say something special to someone. Today is the last

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Speaker 1: day of the time during the morning show. Tom John

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Speaker 1: and I have known each other for a number of years.

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Speaker 1: Ever since the late eighties when we first met, we

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Speaker 1: have grown to become brothers. We grew to become old friends,

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Speaker 1: we grew to become competitors in the radio world. It

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Speaker 1: has led to some different viewpoints on different things at

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Speaker 1: different times, I would imagine. But today I want to

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Speaker 1: honor him. I want to honor a man who has

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Speaker 1: meant so much to black radio syndicated radio. Was really

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Speaker 1: given birth by his brother, right Hill. I remember the

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Speaker 1: days of flying, watching him fly from Dallas to Chicago

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Speaker 1: as to fly Jock. No one had ever done that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody's done it. Since he had

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Speaker 1: a presence in radio, there very few people will ever match.

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Speaker 1: I think that his contribution to radio, I think his

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Speaker 1: contribution to Black America. I think his contribution to politics.

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Speaker 1: I think his contribution to all types of movements. I

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Speaker 1: think his contribution to historical black colleges. I think his

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Speaker 1: contribution to entertaining people with the world famous sky shows.

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Speaker 1: I think this brother man deserves a round of applause

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Speaker 1: for me today because Tom Journer was one of the

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Speaker 1: great radioo voices of our time. If this man doesn't

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Speaker 1: deserve accolades for his years of service to our community, community,

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Speaker 1: his dedication to black people, I don't know who does now.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to do this live. I wanted to surprise

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Speaker 1: him and call in on his show, but due to

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Speaker 1: the politics of the business we're in and the fallout

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Speaker 1: from that, and I just didn't feel like dealing with

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Speaker 1: the small minded people who think that I should remain

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Speaker 1: silent on this day. I didn't feel like it. But

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Speaker 1: this is my show and I'm doing it my way,

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Speaker 1: and today I pay tribute to one of the greatest

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Speaker 1: voices of all time in black radio, one of the

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Speaker 1: greatest voices of all time in radio period. Nobody did

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Speaker 1: it the way Tom Joyner did it. Because Tom Joyner

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Speaker 1: did it. First. Listen, this brother right here man has

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Speaker 1: done so much for so many on so many different occasions.

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Speaker 1: Tom Joyner is one of the great ones. And for

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Speaker 1: me not to say that, even as a competitor, with

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Speaker 1: being in justice to myself, I have to live my truth.

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Speaker 1: I know there's people, man, you shouldn't say nothing that

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't feel this, or you shouldn't open your mouth. Well,

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Speaker 1: I can't help it today because I know great this

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Speaker 1: when I see it, And he said a mark, he

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01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:10,400
Speaker 1: blazed the trail, and he laid it down like nobody

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Speaker 1: had ever laid it down before. The time joined the

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Speaker 1: show will be missed by so many people. He cannot

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Speaker 1: be replaced. He will be missed. He's one of those

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Speaker 1: voices that will go down in history as one of

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Speaker 1: the greats. And on this day the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: we wanted to stop and say, hey, brother, we recognize you.

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Speaker 1: You have been valiant on every level, as a competitor,

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Speaker 1: as a friend, as a frat brother, as another man

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Speaker 1: dropping bombs from the airways. I hope with mine is

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Speaker 1: over there. They say some of the same things about

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Speaker 1: me Tom joining you were one of the great ones. Man,

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Speaker 1: love you, brother, thank you for everything. He all right,

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Speaker 1: those of my clothing remarks man because Tom Jordan ar job.

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Speaker 1: Well done, mister Jona, Yes, thank you for the opportunity

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Speaker 1: and let me have you play. For all Steve Harvey contests,

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01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:36,200
Speaker 1: no purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal

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01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:39,920
Speaker 1: US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated.

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Speaker 1: For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.