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Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you that we're gonna be in

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Speaker 3: Boom. Those are the big ones.

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Speaker 2: October twentieth and twenty first. Go to our Instagram and

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Speaker 3: They're gonna be the best two shows we've ever done.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna be the greatest shows in October twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: October twentieth, Kansas City at the Improv.

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Speaker 2: October twenty first, Minneapolis at the Parkway Theeed or go

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Speaker 2: get tickets, see you soon, Scott Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Oh, KURTI B I am ready to laugh and laugh

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Speaker 1: and laugh. Here it is.

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Speaker 2: Does Megan v. Stallion want to build a mechanical bird?

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Speaker 3: find out as we spread our wings and sail and

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Speaker 3: fly into a new episode of the beloved Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Deal World of.

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Speaker 1: Guys, gals and non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I

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Speaker 1: am Kurt Brown Owler.

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Speaker 3: I am Banana Boy number two Scotti Landis. Thank you

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Speaker 3: for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was

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Speaker 3: only on exactly right. One quick announcement is we have

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Speaker 1: Let's make it a big thing, guys.

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Speaker 2: And one other announcement before we get to a fantastic fantastic.

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Speaker 3: Guests, you have a great guess.

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Speaker 2: As everybody knows, I'm going to be in Toronto September

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Speaker 2: twenty second to twenty fourth at JFL Toronto and just

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Speaker 2: added we're doing Hot Tub, my variety show with Kristin Shall.

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Speaker 2: We're doing that on September twenty fourth. You don't want

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Speaker 2: to miss that. That's going to be me and Kristen

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Speaker 2: doing some old classic bits from our hot Tub days

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Speaker 2: with a very bunch of fantastic comedians from the festival.

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Speaker 2: So come on out and you can find all that

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Speaker 1: Here it is, let's get here, you go.

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Speaker 2: Our guest today is not only a fantastic stand up comedian, she.

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Speaker 1: Is an amazing award winning cartoonist.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: You can catch her in her new solo show Mole,

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Speaker 2: which just finished a run at the Cherry Lane Theater

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Speaker 2: in New York City.

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Speaker 1: Very a very nice theater, prestigious theater.

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Speaker 2: You can read her new book How To Die Alone,

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Speaker 2: or listen to her audible series Come Out, Come Out.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome the wonderful mo.

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Speaker 5: Wel Hello, bananas, Hello, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome Moe.

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Speaker 5: Very excited to talk very hard hitting news with you guys.

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Speaker 2: That's right, it's all hard hitting. We don't go soft

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Speaker 2: at all with this news. How how is your run

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Speaker 2: of Cherry Lane? Tell me it was that show.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, it was beautiful. You know, we're used to, you know,

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Speaker 5: stand up comedians having people eat nachos at us. So

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Speaker 5: it's a different experience people dressed up to go to

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Speaker 5: it was a great, great experience. I have six It's

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Speaker 1: Oh nice. So it's your it's your comics as well.

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Speaker 5: there are probably you know, seventy five cues behind me.

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Speaker 5: You know, so I was walking down the street, then

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a double laugh.

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Speaker 5: And you never know, you never know if someone said,

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Speaker 2: So I want to come see it, Yeah, come out

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Speaker 3: I can see the roof of it from my house,

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Speaker 3: there open and closing night. I'm gonna throw a rose

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Speaker 5: That's sweet.

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Speaker 1: You can actually just zipline down to it.

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Speaker 3: The first time we met, I've been a fan of yours,

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Speaker 3: Tom's in the valley after the Euro soccer match. I

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Speaker 5: It was great.

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Speaker 5: I don't know any I don't know anything about soccer,

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, you and me both.

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Speaker 2: It's never a party till a window gets broken. That's

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Speaker 2: what they say an Amish country. You want to hear

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Speaker 2: about this this article? Does Megan the Stallion want to

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Speaker 3: But she does? I don't know why they'd write an

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Speaker 1: This was sent him by Established Goods.

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Speaker 2: And so what this is is a AI generated news headline.

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Speaker 2: So Mike Dodie from soul Coughing, the ex lead singer

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Speaker 2: So so wait, actually, I'm just going to tell you

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Speaker 2: what it says for does Meghan the Stallion want to

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Speaker 2: it does a pretty good job. Here's another one. Is

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Speaker 2: Taylor Swift really a hayuendi made out of bitcoined? Is

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Speaker 2: Bob Odenkirk the real star of Bridgerton?

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Speaker 3: That would be the best day of your life. Airports

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Speaker 3: That's a vacation.

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Speaker 5: So there is the article is written by a human

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Speaker 2: The way around, the other way around, the article is

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean this art is Did you read

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Speaker 5: Yeah. There. Someone wrote a book. I had the book

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Speaker 5: Need to know.

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Speaker 5: Like?

444
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 3: Great question? Well, I want to know. Well, according to Henry,

445
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 3: Harry is hair sticking up like on telephone wires? Okay, weill.

446
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 3: Kate is vaguely like jagged cutting cloth with a knife

447
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,400
Speaker 3: in a church, and I can hear it. So Kate

448
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 3: Middleton's the name Kate is like cutting cloth with a

449
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 3: knife and a jagged direction in a church. That's the experience, okay,

450
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,719
Speaker 3: which is super specific?

451
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,439
Speaker 1: Is this guy actually have sid as danger? Is he

452
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 1: just good at a word association?

453
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:57,880
Speaker 3: How dare you question? Lad Bible? The comparisons don't stop there, apparently.

454
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:01,160
Speaker 3: Cameron Diaz is like a sparkling disco ball slowly rotating.

455
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 3: I see it, Okay, I see it. Jennifer Lawrence is

456
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 3: like sniffing the inside of a shoe while matching celebrity

457
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,880
Speaker 3: names to smell seems like a fun party trick. Henry's

458
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 3: condition meant that he had to change halls at university,

459
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 3: large in part because of his roommates. His roommate's names

460
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,880
Speaker 3: smelled so bad to him, he said, at university, when

461
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 3: I moved into the halls and was at a flat

462
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 3: with a Duncan, a Christie in an Elijah had yeah

463
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,640
Speaker 3: so good, I had to change the accommodation because they

464
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 3: were some of the worst smelling names. Duncan is like

465
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 3: a bird dipped and smoky bacon. Christi is the urine

466
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 3: smell and Elijah is like, is like licking an eyeball.

467
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a smell.

468
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,679
Speaker 3: Oll. It's also a feeling or a taste. Whow But

469
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 3: also what does that taste like? Yeah, I shouldn't know

470
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 3: he had it. I couldn't form friendships with them or

471
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 3: live with them, so I changed all.

472
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 1: Oh man dipped in smoky bacon. That was the first one.

473
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was there.

474
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 2: There's where I'm like, I buy into it being Sinastasia

475
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 2: now because I cannot imagine.

476
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 1: That must be how it smells, you know.

477
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 5: And it's just when they hear the name. So he

478
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 5: could be anywhere and just hear the name Christy.

479
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,360
Speaker 1: Right, and he has a physical sensation of smelling it.

480
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 5: Right. So if she doesn't say her name at all,

481
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 5: then does he not have it or does he think?

482
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 5: Is he thinking about it in his head? So then

483
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,360
Speaker 5: he good.

484
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 3: Questions I don't know. I don't know that And and

485
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 3: Shola ly didn't follow up with that much reporting story.

486
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 2: I feel like this was reported while he was at

487
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 2: the bar just drinking what really and just scribbled a

488
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 2: couple of things down that wrote an article for lamp.

489
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 3: This guy's got to be the bar Hendry's got to

490
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 3: be the bartender at Barnibal. I mean, this guy is perfect.

491
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 3: You can tell him your name and he'll tell you

492
00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 3: what you smell like. It's incredible, great, Henry said. Most

493
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 3: of the time, I quite like having Synastasia, and it

494
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 3: doesn't get in the way of my life. I'm a

495
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,360
Speaker 3: bartender at a pub, so whenever I look at people's ID,

496
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 3: I get a strong sense of taste and smell. So

497
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 3: there you go, Mo, it's not just hearing it, it's

498
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 3: also reading it, So I guess that is in his mind. Meanwhile,

499
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:21,439
Speaker 3: the name Alice is like sliced apples. Francesca is like

500
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 3: a silky warm coffee drink. Chocolate coffee. Ian is like

501
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 3: having a sticky, blocked up ear. So Henry compiled a

502
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 3: list of what his top female names, top male names,

503
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 3: worst female names, worst male names. So you want to

504
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 3: hear these, right, Abby, this is time, This is these

505
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:49,439
Speaker 3: are top mates. Okay, great, Abby smells like orange hubba

506
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 3: bubba chewing gum. Okay, Haley. A name that we've all

507
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 3: heard before is the sound of faint soft music in

508
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 3: the distance. Oh Sofa a name that's not quite as

509
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 3: familiar in the state. Is an espresso soaked sponge cake. Okay,

510
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:13,360
Speaker 3: that is quite pleasant. Top male names. Mitchell is a stretchy,

511
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 3: cheesy shehell pasta, oscar citrus orange juice. Martin smells like Smarties.

512
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 3: And Bailey, which it could go be a male or

513
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 3: female name, I think, is like warm milk. The worst

514
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 3: names Mary Mary smells to Henry like a pile of

515
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 3: unwashed pink bed sheeps, faintly smelling of damp.

516
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,120
Speaker 5: Wow. That's a popular name too.

517
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough for him.

518
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 3: Uh. Brittany is the sensation of having my hair caught

519
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 3: in something and pulled.

520
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 2: Wow.

521
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 3: Whoa Danica is like sharp segments of readily salted chips

522
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 3: being lodged in my throat. Oh God, what a life

523
00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 3: for this guy. He's got a good position. I would be.

524
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 3: I would just wear earplugs all the time and be like, no, thanks,

525
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 3: we're not meeting, Like I said, Elijah is like licking

526
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 3: an eyeball.

527
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: It makes my skin crawl to say it. Rubert a

528
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: beer burp.

529
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 3: See that one's like one for one to me. Mm hmm. Harrison,

530
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 3: like the great Harrison Ford. It's an itch on my

531
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 3: body that I simply cannot scratch. It's everywhere and nowhere.

532
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 3: I don't even like saying Harrison, Wow, and I'll give

533
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 3: you one more. Well, I'll give you two more. Dylan

534
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 3: a toilet seat. Braiden a name that nobody over the

535
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 3: other age of thirty enjoys whatsoever. Braiden genuinely provokes horse

536
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 3: manure smeared on a wooden wall.

537
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 2: Have you do had Have you ever had an association

538
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: with like a physical act that was like, you know,

539
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 2: a different sense it like a different sense, like an

540
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 2: itch or anything like that.

541
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 5: I don't think so, I guess I'm lucky. I didn't

542
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 5: even know that this was. I didn't know it was

543
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 5: a thing.

544
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: I I think there was.

545
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 2: I had one when I was like I do remember

546
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 2: when I was in maybe like fourteen to nineteen, I

547
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 2: had if I scratched a certain part of my body,

548
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 2: I would feel like time travel. And that's it's just

549
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 2: a strange. It was a very strange experience. And so yes,

550
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 2: it was like and that doesn't happen to me anymore, but.

551
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: I can remember it.

552
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 2: It was like an overwhelming feeling of whatever the fuck

553
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 2: that means. But that was exactly and specifically what it

554
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: looked like. So I can understand that a little bit.

555
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why I'm so obsessed with Synastasia.

556
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I used I used to work at a radio

557
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 5: station and it's kind of how weirdly how I got

558
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 5: into comedy. But they had this yeah, I'm yeah, it

559
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 5: was like my it was like my stepping stone. But

560
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 5: I worked at this station that after midnight they would

561
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 5: I would be in the middle of nowhere by myself.

562
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 5: I actually got fired because I called the cops so

563
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 5: many times, so I thought someone but it was like

564
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 5: it was just like Antelope or you know, this is

565
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 5: middle of nowhere.

566
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, in middle of nowhere where in Wyoming.

567
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 5: It was like outside of Laramie, Wyoming, So it's going

568
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 5: to Wyoming. Yeah, so it was way out there. But uh,

569
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 5: but they after they would play this program called Coast

570
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 5: to Coast. Yeah, you know, no judgment to you, but

571
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 5: when you're telling me about that, I like that reminded

572
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 5: me of callers that would be like they would like

573
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 5: go on this whole thing of something, you know, some trails,

574
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 5: something that happened, and then right when they got off,

575
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 5: they would be like, oh and before I go I

576
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 5: just want to let you know I did see UFO

577
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 5: last night, all right. I talked to you later and

578
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 5: he like it'd be like UFO story after UFO story show.

579
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 5: Oh it was honestly, it was amazing to like pack

580
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 5: up my stuff and leave to that to that voice.

581
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

582
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 2: So wait, So how old were you when you worked

583
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 2: at the radio station? How and how did you get

584
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 2: into stand up because of working at a radio station.

585
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 5: I think I was just like, oh, it could be

586
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 5: kind of maybe. I was just I was like, this

587
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 5: is me being a star. Like I was the attention

588
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 5: of it, you know, going out and be like I

589
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 5: wonder if anyone knows I'm the one that's on the radio,

590
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 5: and I'm like this cool sense, yeah, if we're being honest.

591
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 5: But it's yeah, I was probably like twenty. You know.

592
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 5: I was in college and I worked full time at

593
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 5: the commercial radio station and then the public radio station. Whoa,

594
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 5: it's getting in there right yeah right in the you know,

595
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 5: I majored in radio during the podcast boom. It was

596
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 5: not smart.

597
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,719
Speaker 3: Yeah. I had a radio show too in college, had

598
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 3: a morning drive on Wednesdays from six to nine. It

599
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 3: was hard to get up on Wednesday. It was hard

600
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 3: to get up that early in college, but then people

601
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 3: called in and it felt like something. It felt like

602
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 3: we were connecting. And then when you realize you had listeners,

603
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 3: you do feel a little bit like a star. It

604
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: was great.

605
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

606
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a college radio show which I loved

607
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 2: doing and was like every Tuesday night for three hours

608
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: with my buddies and we would always like put on

609
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: like a very long song and then go out and

610
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: have a cigarette and it was like so fun. But

611
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 2: it was at Johns Hopkins and their radio station. They

612
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 2: didn't have a transmitter. They got rid of the transmitter

613
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: in like the nineties. Yeah, so instead the radio station

614
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 2: was broadcast through the electrical wires of the dorms. So

615
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: theoretically you would be able to, like if you're in

616
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 2: a dorm, you could turn radio on and get the

617
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 2: channel because it was literally coming from the electrical wires.

618
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 2: But if anyone used a blow dryer hit the door

619
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 2: at that time, it would just it would just screw

620
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 2: with the with the channel. So it's like so we

621
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 2: would always be like please, like asking our friends please

622
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 2: listen to us, please listen to us.

623
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: They're like, I put it on and it was just

624
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: a blow dryer.

625
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

626
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 5: So yeah, I imagine people going up to the outlet

627
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 5: and be like, what is that sound and just hearing

628
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 5: your voices like.

629
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 3: That's yeah, who yeah that yeah, and then call coast

630
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 3: to coast. We know what that is.

631
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 5: I love I love that we all know what that is,

632
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 5: and that we all worked in radio and college.

633
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at very fun. We have podcasts, a radio shows.

634
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 3: This is just a radio show. Anything else. Do you

635
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 3: ever have that thing where you pass somebody on the

636
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 3: street and you catch a whiff of their rooman and

637
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 3: instantly remind you of somebody from like high school or college. Yeah,

638
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 3: that's not the craziest thing. I'm sure there's some connection

639
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 3: with the sentim memory thing in Sanastasia. I mean, it's

640
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 3: just so fascinating. There was a I had a friend

641
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 3: in Brooklyn who whenever she would go on a first date,

642
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 3: she would text me and she would be like, it's safe,

643
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 3: he's cool or whatever. I was just kind of her like,

644
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 3: and sometimes I'd show up at the bar if the

645
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 3: guy was being a creep and be like, hey, what

646
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 3: do you go? Hey, what's up? And like get her

647
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 3: out of there. And one day she calls me, I'm

648
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 3: like okay, She's like, I just left. She's like, have

649
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 3: you ever smelled like a girl's jacket before? And I

650
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 3: was like, what are you talking about? She goes, So,

651
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 3: I meet this guy at a bar and it's going great,

652
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 3: and he gets up to pee at some point after

653
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 3: a couple drinks, and this woman walks over and she goes,

654
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 3: I don't know if this was your boyfriend or your husband,

655
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,479
Speaker 3: but every time you go to the bathroom or you

656
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 3: go to get drinks, he smells your jacket. And she's

657
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 3: like what, and she's like, yeah, I just thought you

658
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 3: should know. I don't know, like, sorry to interrupt, and

659
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 3: she's like, no, thanks for telling me. So then she

660
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 3: pretends like she has to pee again, and she walks

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Speaker 3: towards the bathroom and then she kind of like does

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Speaker 3: a fake out just to watch him. And she said

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Speaker 3: that he like lifted her jacket and put his whole

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Speaker 3: face in it, like not just smelling the shoulder or

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00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 3: the sleeve or something like, put his whole face, did

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Speaker 3: big like and then like put it back down. So

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Speaker 3: there was not a second date, shockingly, but yeah, every

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Speaker 3: time she would go he would just take a big,

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Speaker 3: deep breath of jacket. Back and really or get in there.

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Speaker 5: That's one of the biggest red flags I've ever heard of.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because also if you wanted as well, the jet

672
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 2: for some reason of my man is like he could

673
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Speaker 2: have just like sniffed near it, do you know what

674
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Speaker 2: I mean, pick it up and put it on your face.

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, he's got something deeply wrong with him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So she was laughing because it was so bizarre.

677
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Speaker 3: But she's like, yeah, I'm fine, but I'm not dating.

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Speaker 2: Ah, all right, do you want to me to tease

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Speaker 2: us into a break here.

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Speaker 3: Give us a big teaser, you know?

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Speaker 1: Here it is. This one's a good one.

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Speaker 2: Snake bites two year old girl who bites it back

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Speaker 2: until it dies.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Wow, Yeah, that's pretty savage. Okay, we'll

685
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Speaker 3: be back with some snake biting on a very special bananas.

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Speaker 1: Folks, we are back, scott it. You got any shout outs.

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Speaker 3: There, pal I do. Let me hammer through some first,

688
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 3: and they're all great, but animals, you've been sending some

689
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Speaker 3: top quality shout outs and we really appreciate it. Natitia

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Speaker 3: wants to shout out ADDIE's aunties A D d E.

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Speaker 3: ADDIE's aunties. She's on a team raising money for Cistic

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Speaker 3: Fibrosis Foundation, and her team is for a great kid

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Speaker 3: named Addie. She mentioned Kurti b that if we talked

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Speaker 3: about this on the podcast and then put our we're

695
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 3: gonna put the link when this episode comes out in

696
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 3: our Stories so you can donate to the Tennessee Extreme

697
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Speaker 3: Hike on September twenty fifth, that she will wear a

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Speaker 3: banana costume for the twelve mile hike. That's great, So

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Speaker 3: hi great cause.

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Speaker 2: I am my mom. My mom had a patient in

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Speaker 2: the eighties who had cystic fibrosis and we became very

702
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 2: close with My mom was a pediatric nurse and we

703
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 2: became very close with the family, and so I've spent

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Speaker 2: a lot of time. I know a lot about cystic fibrosis.

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Speaker 2: So let's definitely support this ADDIE's Aunties and the crazy

706
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 2: kid named Addie. So thank you Natitia for doing this

707
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Speaker 2: and letting us know. And yes, when Moe's episode comes out,

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Speaker 2: we will put the link to donate to ADDIE's Aunties

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Speaker 2: in our Stories. Karine had a beautiful, healthy baby named

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Speaker 2: Elise on August second. She is listening to bananas while

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Speaker 2: doing her or feeding this beautiful baby so it's a

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Speaker 2: day one banana.

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Speaker 1: Bul kurt oh nice.

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Speaker 3: Also, Greg Jepson is shouting out his baby boy, Cooper,

715
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Speaker 3: who spent five days in the I see you, but

716
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 3: Cooper and mom are healthy and happy and everybody's at

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Speaker 3: home and he's going to make them a bananamal Amen

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Speaker 3: congreg and Leary, Congratulations, Cooper, Congratulations Elise. Megan Leary wants

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Speaker 3: to shout out her hilarious husband for joining her at

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Speaker 3: the first annual Splitty in the City. Curtie b wo

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Speaker 3: then he double dipped and did another thing. He beats

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Speaker 3: snow September and went god of a sectomy. He stepped

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Speaker 3: up to the mic.

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Speaker 1: Do Sniptember a thing? Is that a thing that I've

725
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Speaker 1: been that I've been unaware of?

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Speaker 3: You? Well, Robby Anderson named It'll be great because I'm

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Speaker 3: going to get one in September two. So yeah, I

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Speaker 3: can't wait. This is going to be a Sniptember to remember.

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Speaker 2: I've already been snipped, so I feel I got it

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Speaker 2: on Noodober New November.

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Speaker 1: I did New November November.

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Speaker 3: November is fine, That's fine. This one at j HW

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Speaker 3: two sixty seven six wants to shout out Krista mcculliff,

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Speaker 3: who is named the twenty twenty three Florida Teacher of

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Speaker 3: the Year. She's animal and she's a murd Arena Christa. Congratulations,

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Speaker 3: We love the teachers here. You're the coolest. And shout

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Speaker 3: out to all teachers who are going back to I'm

738
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Speaker 3: sure another weird year of getting yelled at for no reason.

739
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Speaker 3: And last but not least a very good one. I

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Speaker 3: think it's Melissa Dolishni wants to shout out the Canadian

741
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Speaker 3: healthcare system for providing her with two brain surgeries, two

742
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 3: runs of chemo, and two radiation treatments for zero dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 3: Melissa also wants to praise her mom, who sat and

745
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Speaker 3: stayed with her every step of the way. She is

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Speaker 3: now healthy, so big shout out to the Canadian healthcare system. Yes,

747
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Speaker 3: and also for Melissa for being a survivor. Thanks for listening,

748
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Speaker 3: Thanks for letting us know. That's all I about. Curie.

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Speaker 1: We are here, of course, with the fantastic and wonderful MO.

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Speaker 1: Welch Mo. Tell everybody about your book. I got a book.

751
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a book called How to Die Alone.

752
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 5: And it was a bad title because I didn't know

753
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 5: the pandemic was coming. If I would have known, there

754
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 5: were some alternatives I could have used. But yeah, it's

755
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 5: actually so yeah, it's based on a comic that I started,

756
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 5: you know, eight years ago, and uh, it's it's kind

757
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 5: of she's been uh you know, people call her an

758
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 5: older Daria sort of type, but yeah, she's she likes cynicism,

759
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Speaker 5: but she's also sort of positive. But I don't know

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Speaker 5: if I write it that way, but but anyway, she

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00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 5: gives it a steps into how to dialog book of

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Speaker 5: like how to dial and like basically how to lose

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Speaker 5: your friends, how to have a poor diet, how to

764
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Speaker 5: like how how to keep people away from you? And

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Speaker 5: again this was written years you know, I started writing

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Speaker 5: the book years before the pandemic, So totally cool. I

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Speaker 5: obviously made it happen, but it's uh, yeah, it's a

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Speaker 5: it's a fun little book. Honestly, you just put it.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 5: I have a lot of friends that have it in

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Speaker 5: their bathrooms, and uh that feels that.

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Speaker 3: We buy some and you can sign them and then

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Speaker 3: we'll give them away at our live shows this fall.

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Speaker 3: We like to give out sign books towards our live shows.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I have them in my garage. I'll sign sign

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Speaker 5: them away.

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Speaker 3: We'll meet a Chuck e cheese, We'll bring a sharpie.

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Speaker 3: It'll be a big day for the three of them.

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Speaker 5: That's perfect.

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Speaker 1: I saw you chuck and Cheese day.

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Speaker 5: I would love that. I also just did Lego Land.

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Speaker 5: I mean, my daughter is too young for all basically

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Speaker 5: all this stuff, but I have she's too she's two.

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Speaker 5: But I really wanted to. I wanted to go to Disney.

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Speaker 5: I wanted to have a reason to go there as

786
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Speaker 5: so I could ride all the rides. You know, it's

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Speaker 5: like why you have a kid, to like have kid again.

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Speaker 5: So we went to Lego Land and that was actually

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Speaker 5: a lot of fun because they have themed rooms. It's like,

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Speaker 5: when you're a kid, you dream of being in a

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Speaker 5: place that has a pirate themed room and bunk yes

792
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Speaker 5: and all of that. So we went for my birthday

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Speaker 5: and it was honestly so much fun, even though she

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Speaker 5: can't go on all the rides.

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Speaker 2: Because she's little, But oh, I should bring I should

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Speaker 2: bring my kids there. Yeah, I think Gus and Gus

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Speaker 2: and your daughter are the same age.

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there are a couple of days apart. She was

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Speaker 5: on September tenth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, September fifteen ago.

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Speaker 3: Smart kids. They're going to be hard workers, they're gonna

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Speaker 3: be disciplined, loyal.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, well here's another story about a two year old.

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Speaker 1: Look at that. What a great segue. What. This was

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Speaker 1: sent in by Sarah Renee on Instagram. Thank you Sarah,

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Speaker 1: Thank you Sarah.

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Speaker 2: This was on WTV nine of it. This was by

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Speaker 2: Jessica A. Botello. Oh, hello Botello.

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Speaker 3: She's good.

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Speaker 2: Best in the byss as in the miss snake bites

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Speaker 2: two year old girl who bites it back until it dies.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yes, here it is.

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Speaker 2: A two year old girl apparently got the ultimate revenge

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Speaker 2: on a snake that bit her on the lip. The

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Speaker 2: child bit the snake after the reptile bit her, with

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Speaker 2: the animal later dying, according to reports. Newsweek reported that

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Speaker 2: the attack occurred in the child's backyard in Bingal, Turkey,

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Speaker 2: on August tenth. The media outlet noted that the neighbors

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Speaker 2: heard the child screaming ran to the scene. When they arrived,

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Speaker 2: they reportedly found the child with bite wounds on her

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Speaker 2: mouth and a twenty inch snake dangling from her teeth.

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Speaker 3: Quote.

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Speaker 2: Our neighbors have told me that the snake was in

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Speaker 2: the hand of my child. She was playing with it

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Speaker 2: and then it bit her. The child's father, mehmet A

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Speaker 2: Khan said, who was at work when his daughter was bitten,

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Speaker 2: told media sources, then she has the she then she

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Speaker 2: has bitten the snake back. As a reaction, neighbors called

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Speaker 2: paramedics and performed first date as well as made sure

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Speaker 2: the snake was dead, according to reports. Newsweeks noted that

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Speaker 2: the child was treated at Bengal Maternity and Children's Hospital,

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Speaker 2: quote after twenty four hours under.

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Speaker 1: Observation, she was recovering well. Newsweek reporter, Oh, that's great.

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Speaker 2: The Mirror noted that the child quote has only been

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Speaker 2: identified by initials as se and shared a few photos

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Speaker 2: for her. It was not immediately known if the snake

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Speaker 2: was venomous, and then for some reason, it just gives

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Speaker 2: a World Health organization information on whether when you've been

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Speaker 2: bitten by a snake, and that's a problem.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there is there an app where you can take

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Speaker 3: a picture of a snake and tells you if it's

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Speaker 3: poisonous or not. That seems like there is an app.

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Speaker 3: I'd pay ninety nine cents for that called bite.

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Speaker 1: I went, I've been. I've been not drinking for the

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Speaker 1: past couple of weeks, and so at night I'm just

847
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Speaker 1: like what do I do with my time?

848
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 3: Do I let snakes bite me to go to sleep?

849
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Speaker 2: So I've been going on like night hikes, and the

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Speaker 2: one and I the first one I went on, I

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00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 2: chose like kind of an like far up the two

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Speaker 2: in the mountains. I was totally totally alone, and when

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Speaker 2: the sun had set, and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: I realized that I was on kind of a narrow

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Speaker 2: track where it was like I couldn't really see the

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Speaker 2: ground because of like the bush that was there, and uh,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, this is where And I

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Speaker 2: didn't tell Lauren where I was going.

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Speaker 1: I just like went out for a hike.

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Speaker 3: This is all great planet, And I was very smart.

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Speaker 2: This is where I die, like a rattlesnake bites me.

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Speaker 2: Nobody knows where I am. I I'm like four miles

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Speaker 2: away from my car at this point it's getting dark,

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Speaker 2: and so I was just like very paranoidly, like just

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Speaker 2: constantly looking for snakes, even though at night snakes are

866
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 2: probably in their dinner or whatever. But and then I'm

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Speaker 2: like looking at it I'm feeling paranoid and pheely worried.

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Speaker 2: And then I see it directly in the middle of

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Speaker 2: the trail. Not a snake, a spider. Oh, six inches

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Speaker 2: by six inches, just right in the middle of the trail.

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Speaker 2: Like if I hadn't been looking down, I would have

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00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 2: stepped on this ship. It was a black California we

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Speaker 2: have here.

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Speaker 1: No idea. I had no idea there was.

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Speaker 2: Tarantula's in California, especially in Los Angeles, but it was shine.

876
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 2: And apparently their mating season is because I posted a

877
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 2: picture of it, being like, what the fuck is this?

878
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 2: And August to October is their mating season, so they're

879
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 2: on the move in the bone.

880
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 5: Oh, they were just waiting for night hikers.

881
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're waiting to fuck night ma.

882
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 5: I mean six inches and six inches that's more than average.

883
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: But I.

884
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 5: Wow, if they are they venomous, like, will they hurt you?

885
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 1: I don't believe they are. I think they have hairs

886
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: on them that can be very itchy if if they

887
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: get on you.

888
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 5: But I have like a rachnophobia, and I think that

889
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 5: I would rather I think I'd rather come across a snake,

890
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 5: but that would also scare the shit out of me.

891
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 5: But spiders, even the little ones, I cannot handle.

892
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: And really when they're big, they're much more terrifying too.

893
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 5: Oh, I would never I would move. Like there's I

894
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 5: have a friend who said when we were getting a

895
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 5: bunch of rain. This is probably years ago, but she

896
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 5: lived like in Mount Washington in LA, you know, and

897
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 5: she was like, there were so there's so much rain.

898
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 5: One day they're in their bedroom and there's a transola.

899
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 5: They had to get it out with like a broom

900
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 5: stick and stuff. But it was just they were like,

901
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 5: it's from all the rain, Like it probably came down

902
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 5: from that trail or something.

903
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: You know, and it was just like and I was like,

904
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 1: that surfed into the house. Yes, he was like, whew,

905
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: it was.

906
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 5: Very uh No, that's stuff. That stuff is so scary.

907
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 5: And actually my wife just got a spider by on

908
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 5: her on her belly and it like had gotten infected

909
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 5: and yeah, and it's wild when you don't know what

910
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 5: the colt, who the culprit is. You're like, we's spider.

911
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Scottie had that happen.

912
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had it happened on my neck when I

913
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 3: was in Denver and I had it happen on my

914
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 3: leg once in Hawaii, I told the Denver one already,

915
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 3: but I I had it, and they thought it was

916
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 3: from the airplane because the doctors in Denver were like,

917
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 3: we don't really have any it's She was like, it's

918
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 3: not a brown recluse and it's not a black widow,

919
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 3: but it's definitely something. And then in Hawaii I noticed

920
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 3: my left calf. I was shooting a TV show out there,

921
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 3: and my left calf kept getting like cramped, like if

922
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 3: I was just standing on anything but shoes and concrete,

923
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 3: like I would start to cramp. And I was like,

924
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 3: I guess maybe it's from drinking and the humidity. Maybe

925
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 3: I'm just dehydrated. So I was drinking tons of water

926
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 3: and I was eating like lots of bananas for the potassium.

927
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 3: And then like I found this bite on like my hip,

928
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 3: and I was like, Oh, that's weird. And then like

929
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 3: a day later, it was like stretching down the vein,

930
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 3: like the vein was getting dark, and like a day

931
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,879
Speaker 3: later it was going even further. And so I went

932
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 3: and saw her sat Matic and he was like, oh, yeah,

933
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 3: that's a spider bite. Man, you better be careful with that.

934
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 3: And I don't even I don't even think they gave

935
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 3: me treatment. It was just like I monitor it. But

936
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 3: it was spider bite on the leg.

937
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 5: Do you ever remember seeing a spider like near you

938
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 5: that was groat?

939
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 3: No, I don't, And I don't know if it was

940
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 3: in the hotel room or we were shooting a little

941
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 3: bit in like Banyan trees in the forest a little bit,

942
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 3: but I mean I was spraying off or like deet

943
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 3: or whatever all over us because the mosquitos. So yeah,

944
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 3: something got me.

945
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 5: And that's my worst night livet it's my worst. It

946
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 5: truly is my worst nightmare. But because you know, I

947
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 5: the stuff you watch when you're little, it really it's

948
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 5: so it it stays with you because a rack and

949
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 5: aphobia with John Good in that movie I watched as

950
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 5: a child, and that stayed with me. And I've had

951
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 5: a fear of spiders my entire life. And now I

952
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 5: have a kid, and I'm like, it's still inside of

953
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,879
Speaker 5: me that I just scream and I run away from

954
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 5: the spider and just leave the spider with me. I'm

955
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 5: kind I mean, like, wait, protect her first and then yourself.

956
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 3: Pretty wild, maybe she'll bite the spider in half. That's

957
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 3: so crazy that a little two year old bit a

958
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 3: snake at General but then also had the strength to

959
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 3: kill it. That's crazy to me.

960
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 5: You know that there are people that emailed in there

961
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 5: and they were like, what about the snake, you know, and.

962
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 3: We're like, you know what, a two year old doesn't know.

963
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 3: We're going with survival instincts kicked in. We I love snakes.

964
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 3: I'm actually a huge snake fan. Spiders I could give

965
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 3: a crap, but LA does have more spiders than anywhere

966
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: I've ever.

967
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 2: So that is a tough place to have racknofo because

968
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 2: every day I walk out my door and I walked

969
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: through eight spider webs ever always in the face, and

970
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 2: it's like, I just walked to.

971
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: Here right before I went to bed. You have been

972
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: so busy overnight, you fucking weirdos, right.

973
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, even that spider that was in the trailer, You're

974
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 5: like that they might have just like done that, you know,

975
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 5: when you wereing up and then they did it when

976
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 5: you're coming down, like like wow, ready.

977
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: Yes, Scottie, send us home. We got four minutes here.

978
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 3: You got it, dude. This is from studyfines dot org.

979
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 3: I actually found this one poking around, goofing, goofing on

980
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: the internet. Sometimes I goof on the internet. No way you.

981
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes I tickle the keys and see what happens.

982
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: I'll take your word for it.

983
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 3: You look great. Average person tells four lies per day.

984
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 3: A recent survey shows that's interesting.

985
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: Four lies. I would assume it would be way more

986
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: than four.

987
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, because don't people like I feel like people fart

988
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 5: fourteen times a day, and I'm like, people lie more

989
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 5: than they fart. There's it's the same at.

990
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 3: Least one to one ratio.

991
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 5: It was not me.

992
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 3: Chris Mallare wrote this, Chris, when it comes to lying,

993
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 3: there's nobody better in the business than Chris mallor or

994
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 3: Malory New York. The telltale signs someone might be lying

995
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 3: our avoiding eye contact and nervously talking. But even the

996
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 3: most experienced poker faces have a revealing tell that's according

997
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 3: to a poll of two thousand US adults, which reveals

998
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 3: an overwhelming majority consider them themselves to be a cut

999
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 3: above the rest when it comes to being able to

1000
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 3: spot a liar. Interestingly, just a quarter twenty four percent

1001
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 3: think that they have an excellent poker face, while thirty

1002
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,879
Speaker 3: seven percent think overall, they're good at pulling the wool

1003
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 3: over other's eyes. I mean, Chris is.

1004
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: Really going for it, yeah, giving us some deats.

1005
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 3: When it comes to tells. Signs that people are bluffing

1006
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 3: often do things like fiddling, sitting up in a chair,

1007
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 3: and trembling hands or key signs look out for. On average,

1008
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 3: americans lie.

1009
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: These are people who are like, you look great. It's like,

1010
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: who are the people?

1011
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 3: Get your haircut?

1012
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 5: I love it, I'm fine, I'm doing good.

1013
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: Oh oh me, it's great.

1014
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 3: On average, americans lie four times a day, but respondents

1015
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 3: also felt that someone lies to them six times a day.

1016
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 3: That's so funny. They're also lying there because they're trying

1017
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 3: to make themselves seem like the better person, which is

1018
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:45,760
Speaker 3: so good? Is dishonesty the best policy question Mark interesting

1019
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 3: more than two and five, Kurt more than two and five.

1020
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: That old more than two fraction.

1021
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 3: People think of themselves as somebody who wears their heart

1022
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 3: on their sleeve and find it difficult to hide their

1023
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 3: emotions despite lying more feeling like they are allied to.

1024
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 3: Fifty four percent of people say honesty is extremely important

1025
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 3: to them. Here are some things to look out for

1026
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 3: when people admit to telling little white lies eye concealments,

1027
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 3: which is basically anything to avoid eye contact. I direction,

1028
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,240
Speaker 3: I dart. When people are lying, they tend to glance

1029
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 3: around really quickly. The micro smirk. I'd never heard of.

1030
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 1: That, the micro smark. I sometimes thought that one.

1031
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 3: This can emerge as a subtle smirk where one side

1032
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 3: of the mouth rises slightly because people enjoy performing the

1033
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 3: live that's what they think.

1034
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 5: The psychology of that is in the in the in

1035
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 5: the lesbian community, we call that a Dike smile. That's

1036
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 5: just for the games. Listening, you'll see it's like this, and.

1037
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 3: It's when they're there. It's when they're lying or bragging

1038
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 3: or something general.

1039
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 5: Or they're all liars. We're all liars, you know.

1040
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 3: I think I've accidentally walked into a couple lesbian bars

1041
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 3: and had about thirty people making that exact smile at

1042
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 3: me for and I'm like, you're right, you're right. Eyebrow shrugs,

1043
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 3: asymmetrical facial expressions, which might be the smile that you're

1044
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 3: referring to. The tongue poke. This is a gesture of

1045
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 3: disgust and rejection linked to rejecting food as far as

1046
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 3: since you are a small baby. It can signal someone

1047
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 3: doesn't like what's going on, even though they're pretending to

1048
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 3: be happy. Ah, fascinating hand to face gestures or touching

1049
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 3: your nose If you shield your eyes at all or

1050
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 3: conceal the face with your hands in any way, even

1051
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 3: touching your nose or rubbing it can be an expression

1052
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 3: of guilt. Again, this isn't scientific. This is just something

1053
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 3: that's been noticed. And self comfort rituals fiddling with your

1054
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 3: earrings or near lobe, touching your hair, scratching your elbow,

1055
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 3: playing with your clothing, or tapping your fingers can all

1056
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 3: signal a desire to pretend to be calm under pressure

1057
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 3: of line. It is funny.

1058
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 5: So you just have to stand still and don't look

1059
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 5: at it. If you're honest, Yeah.

1060
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: If you really want to lie, well yeah, stand firm,

1061
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: look up. You're gonna in the eye.

1062
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're gonna look pretty.

1063
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 2: Odd and say I didn't smoke any cigarettes last night. Oh,

1064
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,240
Speaker 2: thank you so much for being on the show.

1065
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 5: Thank you for having me. This is my favorite podcast

1066
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 5: I've ever been on.

1067
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, thank you. You're welcome back anytime. And if

1068
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: you want to plug, plug plug it, plug it I

1069
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: got to plug.

1070
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Speaker 5: It's okay to yeah, yeah, I don't think I have

1071
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 5: anything really going on. I'm just you guys' podcast. Just

1072
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 5: keep listening. Yeah, it's nice to do a podcast that

1073
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 5: makes you smile so much, and I'm sure the listeners

1074
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 5: feel the same way.

1075
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Speaker 1: Thank you very Bananas, but NOA knows.

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Speaker 3: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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