WEBVTT - "Wind for the Win!!" With Rob Benedict

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<v Speaker 1>The always opinionated advice column is. Dan Savage of Savage

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<v Speaker 1>or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. No entering noticed Stockholm, Marge,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so horning right now Tuesday morning. I'm in a

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<v Speaker 1>comic bookstore. I'm dressed like a Patriot, and I'm horning,

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of San Francis around. Just sleep in my

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<v Speaker 1>bed to Hill, don't can stay in the mouth. Yea

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<v Speaker 1>wearing any pants, but I am wearing a full American

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<v Speaker 1>sex you know. Oh my god. Welcome to William accept

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<v Speaker 1>This Rose Podcast Finality Edition my name is Arta Marine.

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<v Speaker 1>I am back in Los Angeles. Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>to everyone. This is the only podcast out there that's

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<v Speaker 1>currently about grief and the Bachelor. I'm a text take

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<v Speaker 1>people from Grief Island and uh, here's what I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to say, guys. I'm nine days in and this

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<v Speaker 1>is what I want to say about grief the Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a perfectly acceptable form of grief therapy. To host

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<v Speaker 1>a Bachelor podcast is the only thing that I want

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<v Speaker 1>to do this and watch British people baking pies is

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<v Speaker 1>the Dogana proven the oven. I just I watched four

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<v Speaker 1>seasons of The Great British Baking Show and um, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you to everybody who's the nice emails. And here's my

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<v Speaker 1>final thought on grief. Let's just get grief out of

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<v Speaker 1>the way. Two things. One, it's perfectly acceptable to text

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<v Speaker 1>a condolence. I had a friend tell me that. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, that's bullshit. You got a handwrite a card,

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<v Speaker 1>you can just text it, okay. Second, one second, thing

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<v Speaker 1>you did you did it? I put it. I have

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<v Speaker 1>my list of was texted and it was just in

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<v Speaker 1>the Oh my god, I hope it's a Dick. Vick's

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry for your lost and then um, and then

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<v Speaker 1>here's the other thing from Grief Island. Here's what I've learned,

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<v Speaker 1>And this is a true statement about grief and don't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna move on. And I promised my entire podcast from

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<v Speaker 1>now on is not going to be about grief. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, but here's here's what I learned. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>my dad was sick for a long time. Even if

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<v Speaker 1>somebody sick for a long time and you've pre grieved them,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no free pass. It's like Ellis Island. You still

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<v Speaker 1>get knocked off your balance beam and that's okay. And

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you like your sweatpants like I do. And

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you have a subscription to Netflix and you

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<v Speaker 1>can watch British people baking. Fine, there you go, well

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<v Speaker 1>said bake. It's a good metaphor for grieving. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to get those sentence in aether and I

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<v Speaker 1>and I hope that everybody when um, when they have

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<v Speaker 1>a loss, gets to go to San Francisco like I do.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta keep yourself, you gottas. I'm gonna be okay, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be okay. We're just going to carry you

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<v Speaker 1>off of Freef Island. Kenny, do it, do it? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, he is strong enough to make it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Please okay, please snake is naked, please please do that

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<v Speaker 1>for Kenny. I want you guys also to know. On

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<v Speaker 1>Greef Island, I allow one visitor a day, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you get rudely ejected with no warning, like there's no

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<v Speaker 1>you're do you think you're killing it, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>just feel a little tiny toe like a boot on

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<v Speaker 1>your back, and then you just you've been put onto

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<v Speaker 1>a dinghy and you're kicked off the island. And I

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<v Speaker 1>picture myself looking like that Samoan guy, my as the

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<v Speaker 1>only resident, as the only permanent resident of Greef Island.

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<v Speaker 1>I picture myself looklearly like that guy who's saying Oz,

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<v Speaker 1>who's saying somewhere over the rainbow, and you you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're gonna you don't know what you did

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<v Speaker 1>to cross me. But it's like at one, just get quiet,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll go, oh, look what's over there, like if

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds it, and then you'll just get a little

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<v Speaker 1>tiny boot and then you here, get out, get the

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<v Speaker 1>funk out, and then and then that's it. Okay, But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I think I should. I should be

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<v Speaker 1>back in the game. I'm thinking at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>this Sunday night, when I I've done our podcast and

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<v Speaker 1>Goddamn Comedy Jam, I'll be back in the game of life.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to give any Okay, you get two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks stops. Okay, okay, there's a campdown of grief. Grief

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<v Speaker 1>count two weeks tops. Um. So that's it. So and

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<v Speaker 1>and if you do want to see this insane shit show,

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<v Speaker 1>you two can witness this this Sunday at Outside Lands

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<v Speaker 1>Festival and San Francisco with me Aaron Paget Heighten Heer,

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<v Speaker 1>but not Rob's not to my right. No, wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to start with a cross from me. Across from

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<v Speaker 1>me is my platonic life partner. She is the sexiest

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<v Speaker 1>wonder woman. She's the woman that I almost broke her

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<v Speaker 1>nose in a wonder Woman had helmet headband. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to make her perform at Goddamn Comedy Jam. She says

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<v Speaker 1>she can't sing, but I don't care grief. I've read

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<v Speaker 1>the only resident needs to be serenaded and um, I

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<v Speaker 1>love her very much. Ladies and gentlemen, my sexiest co

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<v Speaker 1>host Aaron. Fully are you Aaron. I'm gonna be your spiritual.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna break your hair, real type. I'm gonna bring

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<v Speaker 1>you fruity drinks. Oh my god. And I just just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have your back. You're gonna have your back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna get a toe to the back. You're not.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to get a boot like, oh, what's

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<v Speaker 1>over there? Nope, I'm gonna I'm gonna be the camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say you know who? Our full lineup

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<v Speaker 1>is in San Francisco. It's amazing, Like, I can't. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't have five men. I never thought I would be.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, our knows me most better than most people.

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<v Speaker 1>And I only get excited for the lesbian athletes. And

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<v Speaker 1>I am getting real, real excited for these. I have

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<v Speaker 1>put together a lineup of five. Really, we lost all

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<v Speaker 1>the ladies because apparently and they're all going to be

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<v Speaker 1>at the stupid engagement party for fake cheeks. But to

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<v Speaker 1>all the girls we lost Raven, we tried to get Dolphin.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's going to Dallas to see fake cheeks and put

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<v Speaker 1>a ring on it. Yet, who you're not yet? Not yet?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm t I'm going to check. I've asked permission to

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<v Speaker 1>see maybe by the end of the podcast, I've emailed

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<v Speaker 1>to see if I can have permission to say who

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<v Speaker 1>it is to my right. We have. He's really doing

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<v Speaker 1>a great job as his duties. And he's invited to

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<v Speaker 1>the island today. Um, and I hope you like how

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<v Speaker 1>I look at my bikini. Um, and I'm wearing a

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<v Speaker 1>bikini right now. That's an American flag. He is, he

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<v Speaker 1>is on Supernatural. Um. He is an incredible patriot and

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<v Speaker 1>he is the seventeenion. Will you accept this Frost Bachelor

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<v Speaker 1>of the Year Robert so much? I consider you too

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<v Speaker 1>my only friends. I we I that's my honor. I

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<v Speaker 1>found it today that island. You do kiss? Oh yeah, don't. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you better kiss me on the mouth. Not today, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna kiss me on the mouth. And I walked in.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, don't kiss me on the mouth. I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of sick. Yeah, And I said, it's good to know

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<v Speaker 1>that I can kiss you on them. You can. You

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<v Speaker 1>you better kiss me on the No. Although if I

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<v Speaker 1>come to San Francisco so we're gonna sleep, Toty, that's

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<v Speaker 1>still face to face creepier than you should just come.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you please just come? Will you come? I will? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I just did, we didn't. I have never been more around.

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<v Speaker 1>I am so horny right now. I listen, guys, let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the subject at hand. Batcherette, what a hide, Katy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just say if you were killing you were killing

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<v Speaker 1>me last night with your mom's text. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, what did your mom say? I texted her

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<v Speaker 1>during um Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I saw that. I

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<v Speaker 1>It's always like, why aren't you and Anthony engaged? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, is this how I should get Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah. Feel yeah. She's like, yeah that would work.

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<v Speaker 1>Side note, I did not go to Kimmel and I,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm glad for it because I wouldn't have wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to waste my time to see fake cheeks in person. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because they're real quick. I yeah. I just after the overall,

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<v Speaker 1>after the episode, I just feel like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I got let on. It was so

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<v Speaker 1>yeah you did, Rob, I'm so sorry that got kidnapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the worst finale ever? Yeah? I mean so

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<v Speaker 1>weaving as you phrased it that after the final rose.

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<v Speaker 1>It was woven through the episode like a ship weed.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a ship weed, and I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>their way of saying, like, we don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>deal with Peter. Just dis exactly, but like it made

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<v Speaker 1>it so much worse. Like sweet a minute, that was

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<v Speaker 1>a breakup that was like is that it or is

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<v Speaker 1>this a fake out? And then they did ye and

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<v Speaker 1>the fact we still knew by ten or ten I

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<v Speaker 1>was so, oh my god, it was so it was

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<v Speaker 1>the worst finale that that was the most anti It

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<v Speaker 1>was set up to be the best finale because you

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<v Speaker 1>I was so excited to be like, well, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>we still have we should don't know who the final

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<v Speaker 1>two are. Yeah, there's three full contenders. Any of those

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<v Speaker 1>three could have won. Yeah, And it was for such

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<v Speaker 1>an awesome season, like I love we all loved her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got to be one of the best in history.

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<v Speaker 1>And the worst. It was the worst finale I thought

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<v Speaker 1>for We're sure, and it made me like her less,

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<v Speaker 1>and it made me like her less, made like Peter less.

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<v Speaker 1>I like Peter. I went up and down on Peter.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, guy's so real, He's keeping it real.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then finally I felt about him, like

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<v Speaker 1>you guys kind were saying about her last night. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, get of yourself. Just see how I went

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<v Speaker 1>to happen. But I like him now more than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually stuck to his guns. He wasn't you know what

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't mean I don't think he was into it,

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<v Speaker 1>then I don't either, because if he was really really

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<v Speaker 1>into it, he really thought this girl was it, then

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<v Speaker 1>he would have done what cheeks did you know in

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<v Speaker 1>the end she has with cheeks what Peter said he

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<v Speaker 1>would have done. Right. But but but just but you

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<v Speaker 1>know that Peter wanted but she's saying, we'll see he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want a wheel. See he wanted a If we're engaged,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no wheel. See we're getting married. Kind of get

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<v Speaker 1>over yourself? Is it that? I just I was so like,

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<v Speaker 1>I just you know, sometimes I go into and I

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<v Speaker 1>hold women, I hold women in a higher realm, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought, this looks this is a strong, funny, awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>kick ass lady. And all season long, I'm like, she's

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<v Speaker 1>just a kick ass role model, Like she just is

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<v Speaker 1>a strong female. And then I'll set in que to

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<v Speaker 1>the end. I just put a ring up of here.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get married my guy. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>and you're just like you like and just it's just

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<v Speaker 1>I and you can see this wilful like her eye

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll get to it, but her eyes. When she

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<v Speaker 1>said she wanted Peter, Peter was so obvious that it

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<v Speaker 1>took that. He said he was in the hotel for

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<v Speaker 1>two days with the lashes, and she was waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>two days for him to be like, all right, Neil Lane,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do this. I changed my mind and like so

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<v Speaker 1>so I think she was. And remember when Brian said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a weather. She was waiting for him to like

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<v Speaker 1>step up to the bat. She wanted him. And now

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<v Speaker 1>there's a willful like I'm living my best life, like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to convince yeah, I'm like okay, no, no, she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna willfully rewrite. Like and when I think back to

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<v Speaker 1>some of her interviews at the beginning, like I saw

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<v Speaker 1>her on like I don't know, Extra or something, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, should I spill the tea? I'm in love,

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<v Speaker 1>I am engaged, trying to herself. That's what That's what

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like. It feels like I'm gonna show Peter

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<v Speaker 1>and that boyfriend of five years and net that somebody

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<v Speaker 1>wants to put a big fat pair of shape ring

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<v Speaker 1>on it. And I have to say, I'm always I'm

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<v Speaker 1>always siding with the woman, of course, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she's in love with Brian. Knocked yourself out, but

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't be able to bring that's your baggage. That's

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<v Speaker 1>Peter's baggage. Peters did nothing wrong. You just try to

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<v Speaker 1>date her for freaking three long weekends. You can't compare

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<v Speaker 1>three long weekends to five years. Yeah, what was She's like?

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<v Speaker 1>Her whole personality and everything we loved was not congrue

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<v Speaker 1>it with the ending, and I felt like we got

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<v Speaker 1>bambooz old. I took my TV plugged, unplugged it and

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<v Speaker 1>threw it off the bat you should have and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna ta that's crap. And then I immediately

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<v Speaker 1>got it and plugged it back. Yet still actually good. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Rachel at the sound stage. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet, like her,

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<v Speaker 1>saying that it was the least poised she's ever been,

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<v Speaker 1>her saying, you know, can I leave? Ha ha? We

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<v Speaker 1>found a one. Pablo is married and nobody cares no photo.

0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.520
<v Speaker 1>I think I blocked that out audience didn't like there

0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:04.920
<v Speaker 1>was like a happy hazards Okay, yeah, it was like

0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.120
<v Speaker 1>he wanted everyone to know that that he did finally

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<v Speaker 1>find someone and they did it, but they wouldn't say

0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:12.679
<v Speaker 1>to who where, or there's no photo because no one

0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:15.640
<v Speaker 1>gives a shit about him. We all hated it. Probably

0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:20.280
<v Speaker 1>he was seriously how he presented himself on the season before,

0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:22.640
<v Speaker 1>We're like, oh my god, he's like adorable, and then

0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.040
<v Speaker 1>he came on and was the biggest dick in the Universitatie,

0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.880
<v Speaker 1>did you see that season one season? Yeah, it turns

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<v Speaker 1>out he really wasn't real life too. He's kind of

0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:32.920
<v Speaker 1>a dick. I can't believe that bachelor had even agreed

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<v Speaker 1>to make that announcement. Now he sucked. Yeah, it could

0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:41.080
<v Speaker 1>have been like Charlie Smith fourteen Main Street and nobody knows.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just got engage. Um okay, So here we are,

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<v Speaker 1>so there with Peter. We're in Rio Hospain. What if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not ready to say will you marry me? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying not to cry. I want a proposal. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a five year relationship and that never left the boyfriend

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend's stage. And then it made me realize how deep

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<v Speaker 1>my emotions are for you. I want to thank you

0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:09.160
<v Speaker 1>for sharing those emotions. Just know that means a lot

0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:12.040
<v Speaker 1>to me. That's advanced me a lot. And then like

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<v Speaker 1>that that is not the sound of a guy that's

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<v Speaker 1>feeling passionate. You've advanced me. Seeing you cry made me

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<v Speaker 1>like you like And then they actually did finally give

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<v Speaker 1>out a skeleton key, Like then they did the key.

0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.600
<v Speaker 1>They got sent to an airbnb, whereas that sucking hostile

0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:33.800
<v Speaker 1>that they got, whereas whereas ding Dong Cheeks got like

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<v Speaker 1>a full like you know, a regular hotel they got

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<v Speaker 1>for three and I know because Ben Higgins they were

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<v Speaker 1>even though they weren't sandals, they didn't have like plunging

0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.840
<v Speaker 1>pools in the room. In the room, this felt like,

0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, we got three nights at the Ramata for

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to leave the light on. The when that

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<v Speaker 1>Peter got sent to was like it felt like a

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<v Speaker 1>college door in room where somebody tried like they went

0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.280
<v Speaker 1>to urban outfitters and they got like a tapestry to

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<v Speaker 1>cover like a couple of like like target throw pillows

0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:14.760
<v Speaker 1>and some candles. Yeah, yeah, for sure that was like

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<v Speaker 1>a p A like a p A run for sure.

0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:22.320
<v Speaker 1>So then they have them shirtless, poking their head out

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<v Speaker 1>the window like that. It was like the funniest thing

0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.840
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't I reminded watching three times were I was like,

0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.440
<v Speaker 1>this is the great They were like, Hi, come a

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<v Speaker 1>knock on our door. I'm a knock on my bone.

0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Then put bone and bone and so she she boned three,

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<v Speaker 1>all three of them for sure. Data it's a lady, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>is that something we just just that's just okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>just you do that, and you're I grew up in

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<v Speaker 1>the era of AIDS, so I grew up so convinced

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<v Speaker 1>that I was immediate gonna get like and I've been

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<v Speaker 1>married since I was nine, so I did not you did?

0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:10.480
<v Speaker 1>You did get married off very young a kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a religion where they marry you up a Canadian? Canadian?

0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:24.240
<v Speaker 1>Are you Canadian at all? Um? But like, but like

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<v Speaker 1>I personally would be too afraid of disease. It is

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<v Speaker 1>to bone three people in three days. But but like

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<v Speaker 1>if I if I had and like just no fear

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<v Speaker 1>around disease, I would go for three for three. But

0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not that person. I'm a complete Like let's go

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<v Speaker 1>get tested and you know the other word, isn't there

0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:46.760
<v Speaker 1>now like it used to be, I would be too

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<v Speaker 1>chicken to do it, but I would want to. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I think going in if I I think she

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<v Speaker 1>knew going and she's probably gonna cut Eric right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what if we could probably maybe make that. So if

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<v Speaker 1>I was her, I don't think I would find it

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<v Speaker 1>necessary to shag Eric. I think she did the um

0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:07.199
<v Speaker 1>she might have and that bad. Yeah, we saw that bad. Well,

0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:09.720
<v Speaker 1>I mean that could be p a ruffle, ruffle the sheets.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do think if you were let's say, like

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<v Speaker 1>in all every other Bachelor at or even this one

0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:18.240
<v Speaker 1>where she's like sort of in love with two of them,

0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:20.760
<v Speaker 1>I think he definitely got to shag him to see.

0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:23.359
<v Speaker 1>Like we've all we've all been there where you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'm digging this person and then you

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<v Speaker 1>go into the bone zone and there ain't no I

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<v Speaker 1>got car girl, But I remember she was like, physical

0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:33.720
<v Speaker 1>touch is very important. I feel like she like she

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<v Speaker 1>I think she got at it. Katie, you wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>say something about the bone zone. Katy say she read

0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.120
<v Speaker 1>online that she didn't have sex with all of them

0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:49.240
<v Speaker 1>from Mama Levine, She's going and did she watch all season?

0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Does she always every season. Who did she like? She

0:18:54.000 --> 0:18:56.560
<v Speaker 1>thought Brian was gonna win, but she didn't really like him.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess she liked Peter the last She was kind

0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:03.840
<v Speaker 1>of like she was honestly, nobody was my brother Aleric,

0:19:03.840 --> 0:19:05.879
<v Speaker 1>who you all got to know last week. Aleric thought

0:19:06.119 --> 0:19:12.359
<v Speaker 1>Eric was going to win. In a bold move, I said, Brian,

0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:16.960
<v Speaker 1>did any of us we I picked Alex toin, I

0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:22.560
<v Speaker 1>picked Jack Stone and Stone and Eric is number two. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't think except for I mean, no one,

0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:29.960
<v Speaker 1>no one did anybody even like her want Brian ever? Know?

0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Nobody wanted Brian. No. Um. So then it turns out

0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:38.119
<v Speaker 1>he lived, So then she's the only one except for

0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:43.359
<v Speaker 1>the one person that came. So Peter left her in

0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:47.880
<v Speaker 1>the street and her pajamas on her slippers. He left

0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:50.440
<v Speaker 1>her in the street in her like fuck me clothes

0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:53.800
<v Speaker 1>standing there and her like little satin shorty shorts and slippers.

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<v Speaker 1>So then Brian and the horses and you can like

0:19:57.119 --> 0:20:00.359
<v Speaker 1>her full vibe was like thinking about Peter Peter better

0:20:01.600 --> 0:20:04.640
<v Speaker 1>the whole time. That's what I thought, Oh my god,

0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:08.200
<v Speaker 1>it could be Peter, because she wanted Peter. This is

0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:12.080
<v Speaker 1>the first time she looked so overbright, and that day

0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:16.399
<v Speaker 1>went horribly and I was like, okay, yeah, excited me

0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:19.760
<v Speaker 1>to she They rode horses. He says, I missed you.

0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:22.040
<v Speaker 1>He said, which horse do you want? She said the

0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:25.679
<v Speaker 1>brown one, of course, because it matches me. Um. They

0:20:25.800 --> 0:20:28.720
<v Speaker 1>talked about the family and then she had a giant

0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:32.440
<v Speaker 1>sip of wine and he said, I felt like I

0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:39.800
<v Speaker 1>handled myself pretty good. Bad grammar for bulb and the

0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:44.520
<v Speaker 1>other thing. I really I really felt whatever I disliked

0:20:44.560 --> 0:20:46.840
<v Speaker 1>about him was even worse last night. Like he just

0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:50.480
<v Speaker 1>doesn't seem to be cool, Like you can't even write

0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:56.680
<v Speaker 1>a horse nothing like it's not like he walks is

0:20:56.840 --> 0:20:59.479
<v Speaker 1>like a like a like a like so like an

0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:02.080
<v Speaker 1>awkward like there's like three things in his body that

0:21:02.160 --> 0:21:04.920
<v Speaker 1>he's struggling with to figure out how he can walk.

0:21:04.920 --> 0:21:09.800
<v Speaker 1>It's not swave, mom, He's a mama's playing that's the

0:21:09.880 --> 0:21:14.000
<v Speaker 1>best way, but he's playing sky. Even his Spanish is

0:21:14.080 --> 0:21:19.920
<v Speaker 1>so just like he's a wood. He is a mama's boy.

0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Like you can't be fully cool and be a legit

0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:29.120
<v Speaker 1>mama's boy, like you just can't. You can love your mom,

0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:30.800
<v Speaker 1>you can be good to your mom, but to be

0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:33.960
<v Speaker 1>a legit, mama's you can't date your mom like he's

0:21:34.000 --> 0:21:35.600
<v Speaker 1>dating like the love of my life is my mom.

0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:39.160
<v Speaker 1>He said that phrase. Every time he tries to be cool,

0:21:39.280 --> 0:21:41.119
<v Speaker 1>he has to look down at his own cheeks and

0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:45.640
<v Speaker 1>see his mom's. But then he gets distracted. Some good

0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:49.080
<v Speaker 1>tweets about that last night. So then she says, Peter

0:21:49.320 --> 0:21:51.760
<v Speaker 1>messed in my mind. I'm struggling. I don't know, I

0:21:51.840 --> 0:21:59.600
<v Speaker 1>don't know, I don't know. Yeah, she wasn't. She wanted,

0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:03.600
<v Speaker 1>she wanted Peter like when we will get there. But

0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:05.800
<v Speaker 1>when he said, Mike, can you say right now that

0:22:05.840 --> 0:22:07.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm the person for you? And she said, you know,

0:22:07.119 --> 0:22:08.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't say that because she wanted to be like yes,

0:22:09.720 --> 0:22:12.440
<v Speaker 1>and then if she'd said it, I like that. Brian

0:22:12.600 --> 0:22:15.679
<v Speaker 1>seems to not even he just wants to be famous,

0:22:15.760 --> 0:22:18.840
<v Speaker 1>and he's just he doesn't give a funk that she

0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:21.640
<v Speaker 1>clearly wasn't like. It doesn't seem to rattle him at all,

0:22:21.880 --> 0:22:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Like he doesn't seem have taken it in. He's not

0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:28.360
<v Speaker 1>bothered by it. She is. So it was so clearly

0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:30.760
<v Speaker 1>like to say, just to do it. You. I want

0:22:30.840 --> 0:22:33.080
<v Speaker 1>you you you you you you, And he was like

0:22:33.400 --> 0:22:35.560
<v Speaker 1>and she and he wouldn't do it, okay, So then

0:22:35.640 --> 0:22:38.879
<v Speaker 1>he says, today was a little rough, little awkward. She

0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:43.040
<v Speaker 1>wasn't all there, and she says it's hard to compartmentalize,

0:22:43.160 --> 0:22:46.520
<v Speaker 1>meaning I want to be with Peter. Um. I'm was

0:22:46.680 --> 0:22:49.359
<v Speaker 1>close to breaking up with Peter. I was ready to

0:22:49.440 --> 0:22:53.240
<v Speaker 1>send him home. I feel confident that this extra time,

0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:56.160
<v Speaker 1>something about today felt a little off, a little different,

0:22:56.200 --> 0:22:59.320
<v Speaker 1>a little different energy from you, a vibe. I didn't

0:22:59.359 --> 0:23:04.159
<v Speaker 1>feel like you were there. I mean, he wasn't an idiot. No.

0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was the only time he had any

0:23:07.200 --> 0:23:11.119
<v Speaker 1>self awareness. Because they're just always like kissing, They've like,

0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:13.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what they could possibly talk about.

0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:16.080
<v Speaker 1>All they talk about is are you really? Are you really? So?

0:23:16.840 --> 0:23:19.280
<v Speaker 1>But the thing about Rachel, I think, and this is

0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:21.720
<v Speaker 1>why were we all have the same opinion is from

0:23:21.840 --> 0:23:25.200
<v Speaker 1>day one, it's just she wears her heart on her sleeve.

0:23:25.320 --> 0:23:28.600
<v Speaker 1>It's so obvious her face changes in her hearteay, you

0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:32.840
<v Speaker 1>know everything she's feeling on her face. Yes, And it

0:23:33.080 --> 0:23:35.720
<v Speaker 1>was just so obvious that she was the whole time

0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:39.280
<v Speaker 1>thinking about Peter. Peter, just like, how how do I

0:23:39.400 --> 0:23:41.440
<v Speaker 1>get And then she's like and then I'm not gonna

0:23:41.480 --> 0:23:44.160
<v Speaker 1>make you do, and you're like you all you want

0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:48.600
<v Speaker 1>is to make him propose. Yeah, you've been forcing his

0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:54.080
<v Speaker 1>proposal for like three shows. And there's nothing sexy about

0:23:54.160 --> 0:23:59.160
<v Speaker 1>being pressured like and and I mean, I'm a pretty

0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:02.960
<v Speaker 1>stubborn person. If somebody was trying to capture an independent

0:24:03.080 --> 0:24:06.000
<v Speaker 1>gal and if you put pressure on me, good, good

0:24:06.040 --> 0:24:08.520
<v Speaker 1>way for me to run the other way, Like no

0:24:09.040 --> 0:24:12.400
<v Speaker 1>fucking if somebody's like, you're gonna marry me, you're gonna

0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:15.520
<v Speaker 1>marry me, Like it's like, bro, I like you, but like,

0:24:15.760 --> 0:24:18.720
<v Speaker 1>check yourself. I know, I just felt the whole thing

0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:21.800
<v Speaker 1>was so I guess I'm just sitting here and I

0:24:21.920 --> 0:24:25.200
<v Speaker 1>know it's like a comedy podcast, but I'm so aggravated.

0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:30.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm aggravated and you're on the island on the I am.

0:24:31.119 --> 0:24:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I agree. You know what, You're welcome, take your clothes off,

0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:38.560
<v Speaker 1>gave four hundred pounds and put on this leg, and

0:24:38.960 --> 0:24:47.399
<v Speaker 1>I just I feel bamboozled, personally, beamboozled by Rachel. I

0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:49.200
<v Speaker 1>guess that's the end of the day. I wanted to

0:24:49.400 --> 0:24:54.080
<v Speaker 1>believe in the wonder woman of Rachel. Yeah, I just

0:24:54.480 --> 0:24:57.680
<v Speaker 1>proved to me, you know, modern day humans. I know

0:24:57.800 --> 0:24:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I was agree with all of them, except maybe Poor

0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:02.879
<v Speaker 1>because he's too dumb to know. But even that's what

0:25:03.000 --> 0:25:04.480
<v Speaker 1>I felt about Peter. I was like, kid over your

0:25:04.520 --> 0:25:07.320
<v Speaker 1>fucking self, it's the Bachelor. You can do this. You

0:25:07.800 --> 0:25:10.399
<v Speaker 1>really like her, if you really like I know, I

0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:14.400
<v Speaker 1>just fucking be the guy and then you can get

0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:22.360
<v Speaker 1>No one had a sense of humor anymore either, that's episode.

0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:24.399
<v Speaker 1>No one has a sense of humor. They all just

0:25:24.480 --> 0:25:27.600
<v Speaker 1>like running the There's so many joke opportunities. Why was

0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:30.640
<v Speaker 1>no one's making joke. Make a joke, make a joke.

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Maybe cheese, stay cheese, stay cheese. Say okay. So then

0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:40.479
<v Speaker 1>the only time I liked Brian and this entire season

0:25:40.720 --> 0:25:44.560
<v Speaker 1>was this, if you choose to forgive, to forgo your

0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:49.040
<v Speaker 1>individual rooms tonight, Yeah, absolutely, yes, thank you, Chris Harrison.

0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Let's go. That's what you want. You want somebody that's

0:25:52.040 --> 0:25:55.200
<v Speaker 1>going to be like bones on, thank you, Yes, please,

0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:58.879
<v Speaker 1>here we go. Like I actually liked his reaction. I agree,

0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:01.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, listen, you know, I'll give it to Brian.

0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:04.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't really believe in him as a human, but

0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:10.720
<v Speaker 1>I do believe that he is either convinced himself or

0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:13.280
<v Speaker 1>this is the best he's got and I and you

0:26:13.400 --> 0:26:15.600
<v Speaker 1>do want someone at the end of the day that's

0:26:15.680 --> 0:26:19.080
<v Speaker 1>like he's I'm all in. He's a good bachelor contestant,

0:26:19.200 --> 0:26:26.400
<v Speaker 1>he's a great keeping nearly he's keeping the other guys

0:26:27.240 --> 0:26:29.440
<v Speaker 1>like he wasn't mean anybody. He was a nice guy

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:32.359
<v Speaker 1>to everybody, but nobody really bonded with him. And it

0:26:32.440 --> 0:26:34.920
<v Speaker 1>wasn't just because he was the front runner. Like there's

0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:40.760
<v Speaker 1>nothing to hold and candies, cotton candy. You would probably

0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:43.960
<v Speaker 1>try to have a serious conversation and then you know

0:26:45.000 --> 0:26:47.760
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and he's going on downstairs. You think fully shaved.

0:26:48.240 --> 0:26:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, people shave the I haven't been in that

0:26:55.640 --> 0:26:59.160
<v Speaker 1>area like women. Just like women do they fully shack.

0:26:59.320 --> 0:27:03.119
<v Speaker 1>And I noticed, but Peter has huge man hand and

0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:08.280
<v Speaker 1>and Brian had very small, small, thin, delicate lady fingers.

0:27:09.080 --> 0:27:16.800
<v Speaker 1>I bet you Peter has a hog and ding Dong

0:27:16.920 --> 0:27:20.440
<v Speaker 1>has a delicate lady finger with like implant like little

0:27:20.640 --> 0:27:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking his dick had like his ball's had

0:27:26.800 --> 0:27:35.800
<v Speaker 1>nail polish, looks like his mother's face. And that there's

0:27:35.840 --> 0:27:37.680
<v Speaker 1>no tan line. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because he

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:39.959
<v Speaker 1>sprays it all over and it's like he's fully had

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:44.280
<v Speaker 1>that whole area spraid taints that the truth, so that

0:27:44.640 --> 0:27:49.679
<v Speaker 1>tainted so that he said this as every as ever

0:27:49.800 --> 0:27:53.080
<v Speaker 1>we didn't know what he was talking about. I'm ready

0:27:53.160 --> 0:27:57.360
<v Speaker 1>to break those walls that Rachel's built up down. I'm

0:27:57.400 --> 0:28:04.400
<v Speaker 1>ready to take that last brick down. Oh god, it's

0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:09.240
<v Speaker 1>like I get it. No, we understand man penetration Alley.

0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:13.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean, there's nothing I just wish I point.

0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:15.639
<v Speaker 1>He was like after the break, He's like, I'm going

0:28:15.680 --> 0:28:19.880
<v Speaker 1>to crawl into that china and I'm going to take

0:28:19.960 --> 0:28:25.040
<v Speaker 1>it now. It's like I killed Katie. What do you

0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:30.720
<v Speaker 1>have to say about we're missing Katie. I'm gonna Katie

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:35.080
<v Speaker 1>talk to us. What are you thinking now? You're so depressed,

0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>you look so forlorn. I don't know, it's like your

0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:42.600
<v Speaker 1>life forces left you. I liked Peter, but I think

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:45.240
<v Speaker 1>you know he's going to get a girl obviously. And

0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 1>I honestly I didn't think he should have proposed, Like

0:28:48.200 --> 0:28:49.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he should have done what he was

0:28:49.800 --> 0:28:52.040
<v Speaker 1>comfortable with. I mean, I wouldn't want a guy to

0:28:52.080 --> 0:28:54.600
<v Speaker 1>propose to me in that way where I felt like

0:28:54.680 --> 0:28:57.320
<v Speaker 1>I was forcing him to do it. I think no.

0:28:57.520 --> 0:28:59.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean even when he said he goes, oh, I'll

0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:03.240
<v Speaker 1>do it. She goes no, no, no, like she couldn't win. Yeah,

0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:05.840
<v Speaker 1>there was no there was. She should have just been

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:09.840
<v Speaker 1>comfortable because I mean they wanted the same thing essentially. Yeah,

0:29:10.480 --> 0:29:13.120
<v Speaker 1>I just feel like they were both being stubborn. Think

0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 1>he actually would have proposed down the line, Yeah, I do.

0:29:16.640 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Probably he seemed like he really you know, they felt

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>like two people who were drawn to each other like magnet,

0:29:23.320 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 1>and he just he seemed very realistic. The most real

0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:27.840
<v Speaker 1>thing she said was in the sort of after the

0:29:27.880 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 1>final rows, which was ultimately within the episode, but she said,

0:29:31.480 --> 0:29:34.160
<v Speaker 1>you weren't ready for this, you weren't ready for the show.

0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 1>She did that as a funk you to make him

0:29:36.920 --> 0:29:42.640
<v Speaker 1>not be the bachelor. I think people think she did

0:29:42.760 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 1>that as a fuck you, I'm going to ruin your bachelor.

0:29:47.480 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 1>She should have ended with defense rests. I don't think

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:51.920
<v Speaker 1>it would chance, but I don't think he would do it.

0:29:52.080 --> 0:29:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Do you think he would do it? We're we're getting

0:29:54.720 --> 0:30:01.000
<v Speaker 1>ahead of ourselves. Okay, hold please hobably dude. Okay. So

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:05.320
<v Speaker 1>then so then they have a much nicer room and

0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>they say I love you, I'm in love with you,

0:30:08.560 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not and um, and I want to be

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 1>with you forever and then um, and then how important

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:21.120
<v Speaker 1>are these overnight dates? Huge? For me? Um? Stick is huge.

0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:23.680
<v Speaker 1>She and I went in with a list. Thank you

0:30:23.800 --> 0:30:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Mila and Ashton? Yeah, oh really the list? Are you

0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:29.200
<v Speaker 1>really asking about health insurance? Is like, let's get at

0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:32.720
<v Speaker 1>it and see what's up. Um. I love that. It

0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:35.200
<v Speaker 1>was so the list was so utterly It was like,

0:30:35.360 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I need to know the size of your dining room table, Penis.

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 1>I like to You're so security number. I like to know.

0:30:43.440 --> 0:30:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Like it literally was so stupid. And then she says

0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:50.120
<v Speaker 1>what tastes better the strawberry or me? Like, the whole

0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:52.960
<v Speaker 1>thing was so great. That's when you say strawberry, I

0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 1>mean calma are Yeah, yeah, the strawberry is very ripe.

0:30:57.600 --> 0:31:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sorry, did I say wrong? She's so. Then

0:31:01.160 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 1>there's their back on track. The chemistry is hotter than ever. Um,

0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 1>she's convincing herself. So then she goes we go to

0:31:08.160 --> 0:31:12.080
<v Speaker 1>the final road, not the final roads, in the craziest outfit,

0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:16.760
<v Speaker 1>the arms dress, the booties, the bolero sleeves, the bathing suit.

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:22.120
<v Speaker 1>It was bit Janna's and I kind of loved it.

0:31:25.440 --> 0:31:29.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna wear that at outside? Like what was? What

0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:32.680
<v Speaker 1>was that? Was the top? Like the top to me?

0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Because she looks good and everything. I mean, she's God,

0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:38.400
<v Speaker 1>but she as a as a as a real fashion

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:42.600
<v Speaker 1>backward what is what was? No? It was okay, so

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:44.720
<v Speaker 1>she was I was really checking. First of all the

0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:48.240
<v Speaker 1>color choices were. She had little black booties much like

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:51.880
<v Speaker 1>the booties that I wear on Greef Island, except for

0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm a five hundred pounds someone wearing them to click

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:58.680
<v Speaker 1>clinking around with my beads. So she has her awful

0:31:58.720 --> 0:32:01.680
<v Speaker 1>black booties. This me on Arne dress. It was a

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:04.520
<v Speaker 1>it was like a Madonna Truth or Dare Tour like

0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:10.680
<v Speaker 1>corset under like dating suit underneath, like like Beyonce was

0:32:10.880 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 1>like she wears sort of one piece of when she performed.

0:32:13.840 --> 0:32:16.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like it's like it's like a satin corseted one

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 1>piece underneath and then on top was so no. I

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:23.720
<v Speaker 1>thought it was a ballero jacket because they were in Spain,

0:32:24.400 --> 0:32:27.560
<v Speaker 1>but then I realized the sleeves were like gramed it on.

0:32:28.520 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 1>They were like they had like been like I watched

0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:33.240
<v Speaker 1>a lot of Project Runway too, if that was happening

0:32:33.240 --> 0:32:34.680
<v Speaker 1>now in Green Island and I'll be all over. That

0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:36.960
<v Speaker 1>was not on their filming. Right now, I'm working with

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:39.200
<v Speaker 1>a Lissa Milano in her life and I might get

0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:42.040
<v Speaker 1>to go see the set. She's a judge there. She

0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:45.400
<v Speaker 1>sudged the judge on All Stars. Um so I think

0:32:45.440 --> 0:32:49.960
<v Speaker 1>they're like rameded on, like weird, like spiky metal like.

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't flattering. It didn't work because it remind me

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:56.640
<v Speaker 1>of h Well. I got immediately excited for football season

0:32:56.880 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 1>because it looked like a shoulder, like like shoulder she

0:33:02.240 --> 0:33:05.320
<v Speaker 1>needed to arm herself before she broke Eric's heart. That

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:07.280
<v Speaker 1>was one of those things where I only knew that

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:09.720
<v Speaker 1>I felt a little nauseous and like something was wrong.

0:33:10.520 --> 0:33:12.960
<v Speaker 1>There was so much going on with that I didn't

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:15.760
<v Speaker 1>even process now that you say, and I'm like, oh, yeah,

0:33:15.840 --> 0:33:18.160
<v Speaker 1>that because she was pissed because she was going to

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:22.440
<v Speaker 1>I fuck Peter and be like, I am not here

0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:27.960
<v Speaker 1>for a boyfriend. I came for a ring you know,

0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:32.360
<v Speaker 1>see Eric, you know like it was that was that

0:33:32.520 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 1>was the evil Queen letting me make myself clear and

0:33:36.640 --> 0:33:41.120
<v Speaker 1>like she wore her game show you pieces at the

0:33:41.520 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 1>end of game, would you enter the free will is

0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:48.800
<v Speaker 1>a ring motherfucker. Yeah, that was the angry So Eric

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:51.880
<v Speaker 1>goes home and he did. He was so cute and

0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:56.240
<v Speaker 1>how little sneakers in his suit and his brief beard

0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:58.440
<v Speaker 1>looked good on that after the roast and what he

0:33:58.560 --> 0:34:00.760
<v Speaker 1>said to her thanking her from you took me from

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:03.160
<v Speaker 1>a boy to a man. I'm a man now. I've

0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 1>loved in my heart and I'm selling T shirts and

0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:07.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm selling T shirts like K T L A. I'd

0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:10.680
<v Speaker 1>say this morning, you saw it, right, what was it?

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Tell me? I didn't he alive? I saw what you

0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 1>guys sent no paget sentence. What was it? He little season? See,

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:21.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't need to know that because I just kind

0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 1>of I'm just gonna keep precious Eric in my heart.

0:34:24.280 --> 0:34:26.680
<v Speaker 1>In my mind he'd be a good bachelor. But he

0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:31.239
<v Speaker 1>was so wonderful and so well and you know what,

0:34:31.880 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 1>maybe it is magic season. Yeah, you know, it almost

0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:36.319
<v Speaker 1>feels like it's like he made her like a real boy,

0:34:36.360 --> 0:34:39.360
<v Speaker 1>like Pinocchio, Like it was like you found love and

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:42.840
<v Speaker 1>now like he was the most gracious bachelor contestant, like

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:45.480
<v Speaker 1>he's okay now and he's ready to go find Look,

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:47.719
<v Speaker 1>and she didn't like the thought of him with another girl.

0:34:48.320 --> 0:34:51.560
<v Speaker 1>We'll get ready when Peter accepts being the bachelor and

0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:55.239
<v Speaker 1>she has to watch, Imagine how angry she'll be. Side No.

0:34:55.719 --> 0:34:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Three fault. She did it to herself. She made her

0:34:58.560 --> 0:35:03.360
<v Speaker 1>own bed. Great, your own bed. I do love you,

0:35:03.440 --> 0:35:05.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not in love with you, That's what she said.

0:35:05.600 --> 0:35:07.719
<v Speaker 1>I definitely want you to know. I want I want

0:35:07.760 --> 0:35:10.920
<v Speaker 1>you to stay open in life. You know, it's like whatever, Okay,

0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 1>So he was classy. Truth be told. I will always

0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:17.080
<v Speaker 1>love you. That's just the truth. And then she's crying like,

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not making a mistake. Yeah, I don't know not.

0:35:21.280 --> 0:35:24.719
<v Speaker 1>Eric wasn't the one. They always say that. They always say,

0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:28.040
<v Speaker 1>am I making a mistake? And I'm like, no, no,

0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:31.360
<v Speaker 1>you're not. You're you're about to yeah yeah yeah, but

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 1>now it's not here. And then he said in the car,

0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:39.000
<v Speaker 1>probably did Ellen Gale, who's the producer. I'm just gonna

0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:42.440
<v Speaker 1>miss her bro, the whole entirety of her BRO. I

0:35:42.520 --> 0:35:46.520
<v Speaker 1>like that too. He's on a BRO. Yes, I like it.

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:49.480
<v Speaker 1>If he says BRO has gotta be a lot. I

0:35:49.600 --> 0:35:53.360
<v Speaker 1>loved everything. I think I loved everything about Eric, his journey,

0:35:54.000 --> 0:35:57.960
<v Speaker 1>where he came from his family. He just was so

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:01.520
<v Speaker 1>wonderful and the ending was so poor and I'm going

0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 1>to just rely on Eric for little did we know

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:06.319
<v Speaker 1>at this point watching the show that that was as

0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:07.920
<v Speaker 1>good as it was going to get. Like from here

0:36:07.960 --> 0:36:12.640
<v Speaker 1>it was so she so at the Rose ceremony she

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:16.959
<v Speaker 1>drove home that she wanted a proposal. So then there's Peter.

0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Peter's going, what is holding me back? What is holding

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:24.880
<v Speaker 1>me back? Four dates? How about that? You've been on

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 1>four fucking dates and you're supposed to know for the

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:31.160
<v Speaker 1>rest of your life. Even is it even four? So

0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:33.560
<v Speaker 1>we had the dog date, we had the we had

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:36.400
<v Speaker 1>the dog thing, they had the secret side fucking the

0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:39.080
<v Speaker 1>hot tub on the group date. Then they had that

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:41.480
<v Speaker 1>date where on the dog sled. So it's really like

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 1>two and a half. Yeah, that's about it. Yeah, because

0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:48.160
<v Speaker 1>he was talking about before you met my family, that

0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:51.160
<v Speaker 1>was three days two days and a half dates. Yeah,

0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:53.920
<v Speaker 1>that's my family like that. It is quick. So then

0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:56.640
<v Speaker 1>as she as she's left with the two I noticed

0:36:56.680 --> 0:37:00.960
<v Speaker 1>she glanced at Peter as she said this, here's to

0:37:01.160 --> 0:37:04.960
<v Speaker 1>making hard decisions in the hopes of getting what we

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:09.880
<v Speaker 1>really want. And she glared at Peter when she so obvious.

0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:14.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean in any of that, or he was just like,

0:37:15.280 --> 0:37:17.080
<v Speaker 1>is just like so excited to be on the cover

0:37:17.160 --> 0:37:22.279
<v Speaker 1>of People magazine. Can you imagine being like Brian and

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:27.719
<v Speaker 1>watching that show with all? Like I literally was like,

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:30.520
<v Speaker 1>how is she going to get out of that one?

0:37:31.800 --> 0:37:34.400
<v Speaker 1>She has the most illusional like she has. They actually

0:37:35.440 --> 0:37:37.360
<v Speaker 1>the only human on earth that might be able to

0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 1>shake it off because he willfully wants to know. I

0:37:40.280 --> 0:37:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I agree, and also any other normal person I did.

0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I did think, uh, um that I think that's why

0:37:51.520 --> 0:37:54.359
<v Speaker 1>she was so uncomfortable in the very beginning of the show.

0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:58.200
<v Speaker 1>She knew this was coming and these scenes were coming,

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>and she was gonna have it was gonna be probably

0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:05.480
<v Speaker 1>super obvious to all and to Brian if he had

0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:08.000
<v Speaker 1>any self awareness that she was in love with Peter

0:38:08.120 --> 0:38:09.880
<v Speaker 1>and then she was gonna have to see Peter. She

0:38:10.040 --> 0:38:13.480
<v Speaker 1>was your right, I mean, she was so uncomfortable. She

0:38:13.719 --> 0:38:16.279
<v Speaker 1>was like so she was like, oh can I get

0:38:16.320 --> 0:38:18.120
<v Speaker 1>out of here? Like you said, she kept staying the

0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:20.440
<v Speaker 1>same phrase like so anyway, so anyway, Like it was

0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:23.840
<v Speaker 1>like she she's normally so smooth, and it was like

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:28.799
<v Speaker 1>she was rattled. She was rattled. So then um, sad note,

0:38:28.880 --> 0:38:30.640
<v Speaker 1>did you guys, watch in real time? Did you watch

0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:34.080
<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor in Paradise? Pizza ads with Amanda with a

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:38.439
<v Speaker 1>pizza guy in the pizza behind her. She's fucking back.

0:38:38.680 --> 0:38:41.400
<v Speaker 1>She's bad. I can't believe she's back. And was she

0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:43.759
<v Speaker 1>making out with Robbie. She's back and making out with

0:38:43.800 --> 0:38:47.880
<v Speaker 1>the Falcon and I mean she goes from Josh to

0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:50.560
<v Speaker 1>the Falcon And by the way, no break, guys, it

0:38:50.640 --> 0:38:54.040
<v Speaker 1>comes next week. I can't I can't wait. But also

0:38:54.160 --> 0:38:57.759
<v Speaker 1>it's like I can't judge. I'm not judging her, but

0:38:57.920 --> 0:38:59.719
<v Speaker 1>like when you look in the camera and you're like,

0:38:59.800 --> 0:39:01.360
<v Speaker 1>it's my kids, It's all about my kids, it's my

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 1>world and my kids, and then you just never know

0:39:03.800 --> 0:39:07.160
<v Speaker 1>what your kids because you're filming my reality show. I

0:39:07.280 --> 0:39:15.480
<v Speaker 1>was taking care of the kids. It's not it's little girls.

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:19.440
<v Speaker 1>They they they they excuse me. Sorry, I just I

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:22.320
<v Speaker 1>just I'm so frustrated that I was just drinking the

0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:26.919
<v Speaker 1>last of my eyes. Oh my god. So we see

0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Peter writing in his journal and um uh okay, so

0:39:32.520 --> 0:39:34.400
<v Speaker 1>let me see jumping. She tried, so then she has

0:39:34.440 --> 0:39:36.640
<v Speaker 1>a date with Peter. She tried to jump in the

0:39:36.760 --> 0:39:39.279
<v Speaker 1>field but didn't make it. But they but when they

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:41.680
<v Speaker 1>were holding each other, when they first greeted and they

0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:44.080
<v Speaker 1>were kissing and holding each other, I was like, they're

0:39:44.080 --> 0:39:46.440
<v Speaker 1>in love, Like this is it. They're in the field,

0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 1>they're up on top of this mountain and they are

0:39:49.040 --> 0:39:53.960
<v Speaker 1>holding each other and um and oh no, no, no, no,

0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:57.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm wrong. Boo boo boop. We're back with Brian. But

0:39:57.400 --> 0:40:00.480
<v Speaker 1>we're at the hot air balloon and she's in first. Yeah,

0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:04.839
<v Speaker 1>the hotter balloon. Um, he says, I'm nervous. She there's

0:40:04.880 --> 0:40:06.480
<v Speaker 1>no weakness allowed for her. She said, I need you

0:40:06.560 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 1>to be confident for me. It's like, okay, the priest

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:13.720
<v Speaker 1>come in. That's with Peter. Later they have the gross

0:40:13.840 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 1>kiss in the hotter balloon. They he's a weenie. He's

0:40:17.840 --> 0:40:20.720
<v Speaker 1>a weenie. He's like, he's like he's really uh sensitive

0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:23.920
<v Speaker 1>about being up really far up. You know what swave

0:40:24.160 --> 0:40:27.040
<v Speaker 1>you're pretending to be away. Yeah, you got a man up.

0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:29.479
<v Speaker 1>I think he was nervous to being around open flame

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:32.800
<v Speaker 1>with those I really did. I was like, oh, he

0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:37.160
<v Speaker 1>thinks like a wax face. It was gonna melt. It

0:40:37.280 --> 0:40:41.440
<v Speaker 1>was it was. It was a waxing. Yeah, I'm nervous

0:40:41.440 --> 0:40:47.200
<v Speaker 1>about the height you're nervous the high altitude. Oh my god,

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:54.920
<v Speaker 1>his teeth just start like. He says, I will spend

0:40:55.120 --> 0:40:57.960
<v Speaker 1>the rest of my life loving you. I just love

0:40:58.040 --> 0:41:01.040
<v Speaker 1>you and that's all I have to say. Um. Then

0:41:01.080 --> 0:41:04.560
<v Speaker 1>he hands her Spanish dictionary with a cheat sheet. Guys,

0:41:05.200 --> 0:41:12.960
<v Speaker 1>talk to me, you say, almost Paradise, Oh falcon, you

0:41:13.000 --> 0:41:20.600
<v Speaker 1>want to meet my baby's almost paradise kids. Yeah, the

0:41:20.840 --> 0:41:28.560
<v Speaker 1>romance of a Spanish to English dictionary. Wow, must ambience,

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:32.719
<v Speaker 1>they say, I don't really speak Spanish. Say I'm going

0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:38.760
<v Speaker 1>to crawl on your vagina until Peter Bull you want walls?

0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Because did you say the final brick is coming down?

0:41:43.160 --> 0:41:48.800
<v Speaker 1>Como final brick? Who's got Peter's name on exactly? Um? Okay,

0:41:48.920 --> 0:41:51.640
<v Speaker 1>so then you see, if I find Peter in your vagina,

0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:57.839
<v Speaker 1>then I promised that model from miscountin better get at

0:41:58.120 --> 0:42:01.120
<v Speaker 1>So then Peter, she's a Peter. And she says, we

0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:05.399
<v Speaker 1>all know I don't like the unknown. I mean that's

0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:08.359
<v Speaker 1>her whole thing is. She wants guarantees and he wants

0:42:08.400 --> 0:42:13.000
<v Speaker 1>It's like, there are no guarantees match. Isn't that like

0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:17.440
<v Speaker 1>the most popular phrase, there's no guarantees. There's no guarantees match. Okay,

0:42:17.719 --> 0:42:20.800
<v Speaker 1>so then they did they do? They go to the

0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:22.879
<v Speaker 1>top of the mountain and they have a really good hug.

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:24.839
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about the hug when she and Peter first,

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:30.400
<v Speaker 1>like they really hold one another, very real. They loved

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 1>She loved Peter and Peter was loving on her. Oh yeah.

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:37.799
<v Speaker 1>So then they go meet the monk and they say,

0:42:37.880 --> 0:42:41.760
<v Speaker 1>this is our lady about him. He was a talent.

0:42:41.840 --> 0:42:47.080
<v Speaker 1>He was Italian. I think Italian. American. Yeah, I think that, guys. Yeah,

0:42:47.120 --> 0:42:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I think you a Spanish moss. If I can't be

0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:56.799
<v Speaker 1>the turban guy for Halloween, I'm gonna be that. Are

0:42:56.840 --> 0:43:00.440
<v Speaker 1>you a great Are you a great? Dad? I think

0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:06.719
<v Speaker 1>really now that you're a you know what? Thank you?

0:43:14.160 --> 0:43:16.240
<v Speaker 1>I can't. It was like, is this guy of Italian

0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 1>I pasted? I was like this and then you know,

0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:23.800
<v Speaker 1>when you love a woman, you and then and he

0:43:23.920 --> 0:43:25.799
<v Speaker 1>was like, you know, people break up for some little

0:43:25.920 --> 0:43:28.360
<v Speaker 1>things like basically, don't sweat the small stuff. Is what

0:43:28.480 --> 0:43:29.920
<v Speaker 1>the monk said. I thought he was gonna be like,

0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:33.120
<v Speaker 1>quick question, they've been in this church for so long.

0:43:34.200 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Get a black person and the white person actually get married.

0:43:38.520 --> 0:43:41.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't be world wide web black? Is that legal

0:43:44.280 --> 0:43:50.239
<v Speaker 1>world it's a quick follow up. But is this a

0:43:50.360 --> 0:43:58.600
<v Speaker 1>legal Peter and I let me just put it this way.

0:43:58.680 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 1>If I'm like hot for each if I'm all Peter

0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Peter Pumpkin here he said, I'm experiencing feelings of love.

0:44:05.800 --> 0:44:09.520
<v Speaker 1>I would be like, bitch, I'm a bachelor. I don't

0:44:09.560 --> 0:44:14.200
<v Speaker 1>blame her feelings of love. Yeah, he got really weird.

0:44:14.280 --> 0:44:15.920
<v Speaker 1>This is the same guy there was like tickling her

0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:17.880
<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks ago. I think they fucked in

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:22.600
<v Speaker 1>the hot he did get in his head and went

0:44:22.680 --> 0:44:26.960
<v Speaker 1>on his bone to his brain, from his mound, from

0:44:27.000 --> 0:44:29.040
<v Speaker 1>his bone of the brain. You gotta keep it in

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:33.160
<v Speaker 1>the bone, ladies, drag it out, keep keep it in

0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:38.160
<v Speaker 1>the bone went and left the bone, and it went

0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:41.040
<v Speaker 1>to the Britain. I'm experiencing feelings of love. He was

0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:43.200
<v Speaker 1>grabbing at her, ticklet her when he was a waking

0:44:43.280 --> 0:44:50.840
<v Speaker 1>in that cap. Yeah, there's a righting the waking games.

0:44:52.000 --> 0:44:54.040
<v Speaker 1>I think you're right. I think you're I think that

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:58.560
<v Speaker 1>Katy and I heard it, Hi, Katie, do you think

0:44:58.640 --> 0:45:00.560
<v Speaker 1>that the bone to the brain. I think the bones

0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:02.320
<v Speaker 1>of the brain ruin the whole thing and turned it

0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:04.719
<v Speaker 1>into feelings of love rather than No, I think it

0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:06.759
<v Speaker 1>messed with him. And then I think you said, like

0:45:07.200 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 1>she didn't give him the rose after the bone, and

0:45:09.239 --> 0:45:14.160
<v Speaker 1>they also, yeah, that fucked with him, that totally, like

0:45:14.360 --> 0:45:17.040
<v Speaker 1>that might not have had an opportunity to have sex again.

0:45:17.640 --> 0:45:19.960
<v Speaker 1>So then they just getting he gets in his head, yeah,

0:45:20.000 --> 0:45:22.000
<v Speaker 1>and she didn't give him the rose. And also it's

0:45:22.160 --> 0:45:25.279
<v Speaker 1>you've got cameras pointed at you. You're you know what

0:45:25.360 --> 0:45:28.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like it's so intense. He's just like a

0:45:28.760 --> 0:45:33.080
<v Speaker 1>regular dude. Yeah, And then he says, although, did you

0:45:33.160 --> 0:45:39.959
<v Speaker 1>see those underwear shots I sent you? Come? What's DC

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:45.759
<v Speaker 1>bone like Mago package? He is a very good looking man,

0:45:45.840 --> 0:45:50.040
<v Speaker 1>does not have delicate lady fingers, saying okay. So then

0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:54.960
<v Speaker 1>she's saying, is she the one? I don't know that yet. Well,

0:45:55.160 --> 0:45:58.080
<v Speaker 1>that's not exactly how you got it four hours. That's

0:45:58.120 --> 0:46:03.279
<v Speaker 1>not bro bro bro bro bro bro. You run from

0:46:03.360 --> 0:46:06.560
<v Speaker 1>too easy. Guess what, girl, Every guy runs from two easy.

0:46:06.560 --> 0:46:10.839
<v Speaker 1>If you're too easy, that's not cool, not cool girl.

0:46:11.360 --> 0:46:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Maybe she should have dialed back and just been playing

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:16.120
<v Speaker 1>cool with him like he was doing with her, because

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:19.279
<v Speaker 1>he was and made her want him even more. Oh

0:46:19.320 --> 0:46:22.000
<v Speaker 1>my god, he went up. He surpassed Brian because he

0:46:22.080 --> 0:46:25.439
<v Speaker 1>wasn't interested. So then he said, and then he was saying,

0:46:25.560 --> 0:46:29.400
<v Speaker 1>football games, baseball games. I have no fear for marriage.

0:46:29.920 --> 0:46:31.839
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he does. I don't either. I don't

0:46:31.880 --> 0:46:33.480
<v Speaker 1>think he does have a fear for marriage. I think

0:46:33.520 --> 0:46:38.560
<v Speaker 1>he has a fear of of or like just taking

0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:41.239
<v Speaker 1>the wrong person. I know he's actually very logical. He's

0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:43.560
<v Speaker 1>so logical every That's why I kept saying everything that's

0:46:43.600 --> 0:46:45.800
<v Speaker 1>coming out of his mouth. I think any woman in

0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 1>America would want to hear. Yes, but you don't go

0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:53.640
<v Speaker 1>on the batch with you always bring to by by

0:46:53.719 --> 0:46:55.759
<v Speaker 1>taking you to non reality. I mean that's you know

0:46:55.760 --> 0:46:57.520
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. It's like, it's like, yes, if you

0:46:57.560 --> 0:46:59.399
<v Speaker 1>want a normal life, just don't go on that shop.

0:46:59.640 --> 0:47:03.360
<v Speaker 1>You're you're, Yeah, you gotta play the game. Yeah, you

0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:04.920
<v Speaker 1>gotta scream, you out see, and you gotta put the

0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:07.000
<v Speaker 1>ring on. Yeah. Even her, I feel like she drank

0:47:07.040 --> 0:47:08.760
<v Speaker 1>the kool aid by the end. I think that's what happened.

0:47:08.960 --> 0:47:11.400
<v Speaker 1>She went from like this person who's super smart, is

0:47:11.480 --> 0:47:14.120
<v Speaker 1>all these things, and she and and she knew what

0:47:14.200 --> 0:47:16.319
<v Speaker 1>she wanted. At the end, she was like, you know, funking,

0:47:16.360 --> 0:47:18.000
<v Speaker 1>I just want to get married. I got married and

0:47:19.200 --> 0:47:23.319
<v Speaker 1>happens happening. Wait, I got the okay to say he's

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:29.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna be an outside. Yeah, you guys hanging onto your stocks,

0:47:29.600 --> 0:47:32.600
<v Speaker 1>you've been well if you want a one day past

0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:36.080
<v Speaker 1>degree violand I guess who's also going to be there?

0:47:36.480 --> 0:47:38.600
<v Speaker 1>And by the way, I'm fun. I'm actually a fun.

0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm a fun when I'm looking like a samoan. You guys,

0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:44.640
<v Speaker 1>when are you not fun? You're fun? Pretty fun. I'm

0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:48.200
<v Speaker 1>pretty fun. Just I've just blew up the draw bridges

0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:52.640
<v Speaker 1>and no one's love on the island. I got get ready,

0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:57.280
<v Speaker 1>get ready, get ready, Okay, I'm gonna go from Okay,

0:47:58.239 --> 0:48:03.160
<v Speaker 1>my boyfriend, Well, yeah, who is the bartender on Paradise?

0:48:03.719 --> 0:48:07.000
<v Speaker 1>We have number two coming to us. We have super

0:48:07.080 --> 0:48:11.880
<v Speaker 1>hot Honky Benzy. Remember how you will remember him from

0:48:11.960 --> 0:48:14.320
<v Speaker 1>Kalin season. He was the one that got stuck in

0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:16.479
<v Speaker 1>the locker room they'd find their way out. He's gonna

0:48:16.480 --> 0:48:18.240
<v Speaker 1>be in Paradise this summer. He came to my stand

0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 1>up show. He's hot as fun, Ladies, Real Tan number three,

0:48:25.160 --> 0:48:32.080
<v Speaker 1>Aaron's boyfriend, My recy's monkey climber. We're gonna make him

0:48:32.120 --> 0:48:35.960
<v Speaker 1>lap dance on take your pants all like so this

0:48:36.120 --> 0:48:43.960
<v Speaker 1>crazy ze pursuits and his fucking weird Number four Kenny,

0:48:47.800 --> 0:48:51.240
<v Speaker 1>carry me off a great violence straight to the goddamn

0:48:51.280 --> 0:48:55.400
<v Speaker 1>comedy Jam and number five. Ladies, if you're like I

0:48:55.480 --> 0:48:58.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I should kick start this overpriced fucking ticket,

0:48:59.360 --> 0:49:02.279
<v Speaker 1>get your pandies in a lot, because guess is gonna

0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:16.920
<v Speaker 1>be there, motherfucking d Yeah, wells, Kenny, Dean, Alex and Benzo, Yes, Katie, Annah,

0:49:17.080 --> 0:49:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Aaron Heightener, Paget and myself. Get your asses to San Francisco.

0:49:21.719 --> 0:49:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't care if you have to sell the family

0:49:23.719 --> 0:49:29.800
<v Speaker 1>to You're sleeping Tody, heell with somebody. You better come Robs.

0:49:31.520 --> 0:49:33.640
<v Speaker 1>His dad is going to be right outside the tent,

0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:40.000
<v Speaker 1>right outside the tip with Mongby actually very funny hungry.

0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:45.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm floating outside the tent. I'm right above the ton

0:49:45.800 --> 0:49:49.960
<v Speaker 1>you guys, anybody hung out for Moby outside floating Dean,

0:49:50.000 --> 0:49:59.480
<v Speaker 1>You're making terrible If you get to come see us,

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:04.160
<v Speaker 1>you could also see the who Metallica? I mean, come on,

0:50:04.360 --> 0:50:08.040
<v Speaker 1>strick scroll down. They're all still alive, you guys. I

0:50:08.160 --> 0:50:11.120
<v Speaker 1>had no idea me neither. Okay, here we go, We're

0:50:11.160 --> 0:50:14.400
<v Speaker 1>back in the game. That wasn't nice. It was a

0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:17.759
<v Speaker 1>nice joke because I get I'm just still so aggravated.

0:50:17.760 --> 0:50:19.279
<v Speaker 1>Are you going to come off? Are you gonna come?

0:50:19.400 --> 0:50:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna come? I'm gonna make it happen. Are

0:50:21.200 --> 0:50:24.320
<v Speaker 1>you so you can say in my room? Okay, I'll

0:50:24.320 --> 0:50:28.239
<v Speaker 1>get you a little cut, you can get the cop,

0:50:28.239 --> 0:50:33.080
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not sleeping on a mouth. Kiss me. You're

0:50:33.080 --> 0:50:35.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna have touth. Kiss me. You're gonna have to push

0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:40.399
<v Speaker 1>past well and kiss me. Hey, is it really true?

0:50:40.400 --> 0:50:43.920
<v Speaker 1>He's the he's the bartender. Yeah, so what happened? What's

0:50:43.960 --> 0:50:47.920
<v Speaker 1>his name? Horry? I think he got well, it's not

0:50:48.120 --> 0:50:52.080
<v Speaker 1>looking for love. No, I think I think And we

0:50:52.239 --> 0:50:55.640
<v Speaker 1>have we have on stage. We're gonna have our own bartender,

0:50:55.800 --> 0:50:57.719
<v Speaker 1>just like Paradise. Oh my god, I'm gonna get a

0:50:57.760 --> 0:51:00.600
<v Speaker 1>hammer time. Yeah, I have a thumble of one. How

0:51:00.640 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 1>long do you have? How long? Hour and a half.

0:51:02.840 --> 0:51:05.800
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be so kidding me on stage kind of

0:51:05.960 --> 0:51:09.400
<v Speaker 1>thousands of people noon to one thirty on Sunday. Come on,

0:51:10.680 --> 0:51:17.120
<v Speaker 1>it's the call times of outside. It's in the tent,

0:51:17.680 --> 0:51:20.279
<v Speaker 1>the Barbary Tent, which is the comedy test. Oh my god,

0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:22.680
<v Speaker 1>come on, it's going to be thousands of people you

0:51:22.680 --> 0:51:25.920
<v Speaker 1>should come. That's amazing. What do you fucking come? What

0:51:26.000 --> 0:51:28.560
<v Speaker 1>are you nut up? Kiss Aaron on the mouth right

0:51:28.719 --> 0:51:34.880
<v Speaker 1>and put your put your tint being a real Brian

0:51:34.920 --> 0:51:41.000
<v Speaker 1>about this. Okay, okay, so then where are we? We're

0:51:41.040 --> 0:51:45.440
<v Speaker 1>back scared. I'm scared of time, like that cigarette on

0:51:45.600 --> 0:51:49.399
<v Speaker 1>my face. Then she says, it's like it's like I'm

0:51:49.400 --> 0:51:51.759
<v Speaker 1>trying to force something happen. You just don't want me

0:51:51.880 --> 0:51:55.080
<v Speaker 1>in that way kind of I don't know this this

0:51:55.280 --> 0:51:58.919
<v Speaker 1>conversation though it was, but it was it felt very real.

0:51:59.040 --> 0:52:02.120
<v Speaker 1>The two people who were I loved him, and she said,

0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:06.000
<v Speaker 1>he said, I choose to have one opportunity, and that

0:52:06.200 --> 0:52:09.840
<v Speaker 1>is my choice? Is that right? One? One opportunity? I

0:52:09.880 --> 0:52:13.839
<v Speaker 1>actually thought this is the most rivenng real bachelortte conversation

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:16.960
<v Speaker 1>and every season and between any two people. And that's

0:52:16.960 --> 0:52:18.919
<v Speaker 1>why I think it was so disappointed. And then he said,

0:52:19.040 --> 0:52:21.239
<v Speaker 1>you know for a fact, right here, right now, that

0:52:21.400 --> 0:52:23.040
<v Speaker 1>I am the man that you want to spend the

0:52:23.080 --> 0:52:25.440
<v Speaker 1>rest of your life with. And she said, I can't

0:52:25.480 --> 0:52:29.000
<v Speaker 1>answer that question, meaning yeah, but I can't say that

0:52:29.080 --> 0:52:31.880
<v Speaker 1>in front of the camera. Then she finally said, I

0:52:32.000 --> 0:52:34.680
<v Speaker 1>love you too. She finally said, I love you. And

0:52:36.760 --> 0:52:38.440
<v Speaker 1>then and then she said, so where do we go

0:52:38.520 --> 0:52:40.600
<v Speaker 1>from here? Do you want to give tomorrow a chance?

0:52:41.239 --> 0:52:44.000
<v Speaker 1>And then he says, go have a mediocre life with

0:52:44.160 --> 0:52:46.759
<v Speaker 1>someone else. That was that was the most true thing

0:52:46.840 --> 0:52:49.799
<v Speaker 1>you could have said, because that's exactly what's going to happen. Um.

0:52:50.000 --> 0:52:52.480
<v Speaker 1>And he shouldn't have apologized for that statement, by the way.

0:52:52.640 --> 0:52:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I know he had to, but it's the truth, okay.

0:52:55.520 --> 0:52:57.640
<v Speaker 1>And then and then she he says, go of a

0:52:57.719 --> 0:53:01.160
<v Speaker 1>mediocre life with someone And then he says is someone

0:53:01.239 --> 0:53:04.719
<v Speaker 1>says I can't do tomorrow. Oh, oh, I can't do

0:53:04.920 --> 0:53:06.840
<v Speaker 1>tomorrow if you tell me you just want to be

0:53:07.000 --> 0:53:09.800
<v Speaker 1>my boyfriend. And he says, I can do nothing but

0:53:09.920 --> 0:53:13.239
<v Speaker 1>wish you the very best. And then somebody says, I

0:53:13.320 --> 0:53:15.600
<v Speaker 1>think we're both going to regret this down the line,

0:53:15.719 --> 0:53:19.160
<v Speaker 1>and then he says, I already am. And then he says,

0:53:19.480 --> 0:53:22.719
<v Speaker 1>if you change your mind, you know where you could

0:53:22.840 --> 0:53:25.480
<v Speaker 1>find me. And then he rips the sweater off and

0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:28.560
<v Speaker 1>blew his nose in it as she cries when she leaves,

0:53:29.280 --> 0:53:37.400
<v Speaker 1>and then she whispers, sweater off. And I didn't realize

0:53:37.440 --> 0:53:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I was in denial this way. I'm like, well, it's

0:53:39.080 --> 0:53:41.640
<v Speaker 1>not over as we all thought. We were all in denial,

0:53:41.760 --> 0:53:44.120
<v Speaker 1>and then they're like, well, let's bring him out. I

0:53:44.200 --> 0:53:45.880
<v Speaker 1>was like, what did bring him out? I hated that,

0:53:46.000 --> 0:53:48.399
<v Speaker 1>and that's when it became the It was the most

0:53:48.520 --> 0:53:52.160
<v Speaker 1>riveting finale and then it immediately at that moment became

0:53:52.200 --> 0:53:55.080
<v Speaker 1>the worst finale. Bring him out. We didn't know what

0:53:55.200 --> 0:53:58.560
<v Speaker 1>happened yet. Maybe they were trying to save face for

0:53:58.640 --> 0:54:00.680
<v Speaker 1>her because like, maybe what you really think of it?

0:54:00.800 --> 0:54:02.120
<v Speaker 1>So they were there for the next two days. She's

0:54:02.160 --> 0:54:04.600
<v Speaker 1>crying in her hotel room, going, when the fuck isn't

0:54:04.600 --> 0:54:07.080
<v Speaker 1>he sending me a fucking rose or a note or calling,

0:54:07.239 --> 0:54:11.000
<v Speaker 1>like waiting for him. They're probably postponing Brian and Neel

0:54:11.080 --> 0:54:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Lane with their two faces and their sarcophagus. You mean

0:54:15.200 --> 0:54:17.920
<v Speaker 1>you didn't You mean they didn't have enough footage from

0:54:18.000 --> 0:54:20.480
<v Speaker 1>eight to ten. I think they didn't have enough footage.

0:54:20.800 --> 0:54:26.720
<v Speaker 1>I really footage, just her fetal weeping in the hotel,

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:32.959
<v Speaker 1>waiting waiting for Peter, like going, I was two days.

0:54:33.040 --> 0:54:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I was in that, he was I was two days.

0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:37.400
<v Speaker 1>They didn't pick up the lash, looking at your fake eyelashes,

0:54:37.560 --> 0:54:41.560
<v Speaker 1>the lashes, I cried off lash. That's pretty hard. I've

0:54:41.560 --> 0:54:44.239
<v Speaker 1>worn a lot of fake eyelashes, guys. So you think

0:54:44.280 --> 0:54:48.719
<v Speaker 1>the timetable it was windy whatever, because Brian was like,

0:54:48.800 --> 0:54:52.279
<v Speaker 1>there was a delay from weather, but she was I

0:54:52.320 --> 0:54:54.600
<v Speaker 1>think she was waiting. I think she was waiting for Peter.

0:54:55.120 --> 0:54:57.879
<v Speaker 1>And then Peter was like, no, he didn't change his mind.

0:54:57.960 --> 0:55:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Maybe the weather cleared a little some thing, and then

0:55:00.520 --> 0:55:03.040
<v Speaker 1>they just went ahead with it because what are we

0:55:03.040 --> 0:55:05.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna do? We gonna call it? Then her first shot

0:55:05.280 --> 0:55:07.719
<v Speaker 1>that sort of makes sense because her the first shot

0:55:07.880 --> 0:55:12.000
<v Speaker 1>of her on the on the cliff, Uh, she just

0:55:12.160 --> 0:55:16.359
<v Speaker 1>looked miserable, miserable, So maybe she was waiting and they

0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:18.440
<v Speaker 1>didn't have enough footage, so they had to do this

0:55:18.600 --> 0:55:21.960
<v Speaker 1>after the rose We've in, which was terrible. Yeah, yeah,

0:55:22.560 --> 0:55:26.359
<v Speaker 1>Like I can't say he was crying going And then

0:55:26.400 --> 0:55:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe the producer has been like, well, what

0:55:28.040 --> 0:55:29.440
<v Speaker 1>do we do? Do we call it? Do you want

0:55:29.480 --> 0:55:35.480
<v Speaker 1>to marry Brian? Like because he's not coming, like you've

0:55:35.560 --> 0:55:38.040
<v Speaker 1>said you don't like you said you don't want him

0:55:38.040 --> 0:55:40.200
<v Speaker 1>to propose if he's getting forced and you said you

0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 1>don't want a boyfriend. And I think she was waiting.

0:55:42.160 --> 0:55:43.880
<v Speaker 1>She even said to his face, you didn't do a

0:55:43.960 --> 0:55:47.600
<v Speaker 1>grand gesture. Like you reached out, but it wasn't enough. Like,

0:55:48.840 --> 0:55:52.200
<v Speaker 1>so he do you think he reached out in that

0:55:53.640 --> 0:55:56.360
<v Speaker 1>I tried once and it was like, said, and you didn't.

0:55:56.400 --> 0:55:58.440
<v Speaker 1>You chose not to You said no. He said, I

0:55:58.520 --> 0:56:00.560
<v Speaker 1>tried to see you and you said no. And if

0:56:00.600 --> 0:56:02.879
<v Speaker 1>she said you, you didn't do it. Basically you didn't

0:56:02.880 --> 0:56:06.680
<v Speaker 1>do a big gesture. And then and then and then

0:56:06.880 --> 0:56:10.080
<v Speaker 1>she said the worst, I really hope you find it.

0:56:10.239 --> 0:56:13.239
<v Speaker 1>And she said I'm living my best left. Oh. When

0:56:13.280 --> 0:56:15.279
<v Speaker 1>she said that, I literally was like, I don't think

0:56:15.320 --> 0:56:18.160
<v Speaker 1>I can watch the rest of this. It was so

0:56:19.120 --> 0:56:22.600
<v Speaker 1>it was just I literally was like she's literally trying

0:56:22.640 --> 0:56:25.759
<v Speaker 1>to convince herself. She was so fat. That whole moment

0:56:25.920 --> 0:56:28.479
<v Speaker 1>was so fake. Yeah, she I think she she looked

0:56:28.480 --> 0:56:29.800
<v Speaker 1>at it like a lawyer. She was looking at this

0:56:29.840 --> 0:56:32.560
<v Speaker 1>whole thing like a lawyer. And she wanted to win

0:56:32.680 --> 0:56:34.960
<v Speaker 1>the case, which would be to get Peter right. But

0:56:35.080 --> 0:56:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Peter couldn't do it in the way that she wanted,

0:56:37.280 --> 0:56:39.480
<v Speaker 1>so she just struck a deal, and her deal was

0:56:39.560 --> 0:56:42.200
<v Speaker 1>to get Briant. Like she just honestly, it's like that's

0:56:42.200 --> 0:56:44.000
<v Speaker 1>what she was looking at. She was being really stubborn.

0:56:44.200 --> 0:56:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Both of them were being you didn't do it in

0:56:46.960 --> 0:56:48.320
<v Speaker 1>the way that I wanted you to do it, Like

0:56:49.280 --> 0:56:53.120
<v Speaker 1>it's a crazy ego like smashing of the ego. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:56:53.360 --> 0:56:56.319
<v Speaker 1>just even and even I know, jumping a little bit

0:56:56.320 --> 0:56:59.839
<v Speaker 1>of heave. And when even when the scene where he were,

0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Brian finds out it's him, and she's like, you know,

0:57:02.480 --> 0:57:04.440
<v Speaker 1>does that sort of fake? You know they do that

0:57:04.520 --> 0:57:06.279
<v Speaker 1>fake I'm gonna say it's not you, but then it

0:57:06.440 --> 0:57:09.160
<v Speaker 1>is you. That hers was very real. She was like,

0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:11.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, I've always liked you, and I kind of

0:57:11.200 --> 0:57:13.880
<v Speaker 1>liked we had but yeah, I think I want to

0:57:14.040 --> 0:57:18.120
<v Speaker 1>continue liking you. Like it, she's like, she's like, she's like,

0:57:18.200 --> 0:57:20.280
<v Speaker 1>there was one choice. It was just what I always

0:57:20.360 --> 0:57:22.960
<v Speaker 1>go for when I'm drawn to, and that's the chase.

0:57:23.120 --> 0:57:26.240
<v Speaker 1>And then there's you who's been studying into me. Like

0:57:26.440 --> 0:57:28.919
<v Speaker 1>that was okay, So death at the very before Peter

0:57:29.520 --> 0:57:32.560
<v Speaker 1>he said he felt attacked and she said why why

0:57:32.600 --> 0:57:34.200
<v Speaker 1>do you feel attacked? Why do you feel attacked? And

0:57:34.240 --> 0:57:36.160
<v Speaker 1>why do you and then she attacked him and then

0:57:36.200 --> 0:57:37.920
<v Speaker 1>basically was like, I guess it should just wasn't for you,

0:57:38.440 --> 0:57:40.960
<v Speaker 1>like meaning she that bitch was trying to make him

0:57:41.080 --> 0:57:43.400
<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna be the fucking badgel. Also, she I

0:57:43.520 --> 0:57:47.560
<v Speaker 1>hope he's the bachelor. He felt love, I hope I

0:57:47.680 --> 0:57:50.280
<v Speaker 1>know he felt what he felt. How can I tell

0:57:50.360 --> 0:57:52.880
<v Speaker 1>you what you're feeling. Yeah, So he goes on and

0:57:52.960 --> 0:57:56.440
<v Speaker 1>he was he was very raw, he was very upset.

0:57:57.200 --> 0:57:59.000
<v Speaker 1>He says how he's feeling, and then she's like, no,

0:57:59.240 --> 0:58:02.080
<v Speaker 1>you're not feeling like that. She literally like just dismissed

0:58:02.200 --> 0:58:05.280
<v Speaker 1>everything he was feeling because she was trying to like

0:58:05.520 --> 0:58:10.680
<v Speaker 1>save face and like, I'm not, I'm not. The whole

0:58:10.720 --> 0:58:14.400
<v Speaker 1>thing was so it was so ridiculous. It's like the

0:58:14.480 --> 0:58:17.400
<v Speaker 1>whole Rachel we've seen the entire season just crumbled in

0:58:17.520 --> 0:58:20.000
<v Speaker 1>front of ours. She was such a bit Yeah, she

0:58:20.160 --> 0:58:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I think the attacking part too. I think he was

0:58:22.280 --> 0:58:24.520
<v Speaker 1>responded to when she said I'm living my best life

0:58:24.520 --> 0:58:26.520
<v Speaker 1>and she did that stuff like that's when he kind

0:58:26.520 --> 0:58:30.160
<v Speaker 1>of felt attacked, like he was. She was being a

0:58:30.480 --> 0:58:33.800
<v Speaker 1>bit being awful and she was like showing off and

0:58:33.920 --> 0:58:38.720
<v Speaker 1>kind of like it was just so her her ego

0:58:38.960 --> 0:58:42.160
<v Speaker 1>was hurt and she's made up her mind and like

0:58:42.240 --> 0:58:45.320
<v Speaker 1>the sheer fact that we couldn't get one female for

0:58:45.400 --> 0:58:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Sanford because she's having her engagement party like she is

0:58:48.880 --> 0:58:51.760
<v Speaker 1>the night. You know she's gonna be brad Zella. So

0:58:51.920 --> 0:58:56.360
<v Speaker 1>she's doing in Dallas? Does that mean they're going to

0:58:56.440 --> 0:58:59.200
<v Speaker 1>move to Dallas? Well it was so gross. Okay, so

0:58:59.320 --> 0:59:02.320
<v Speaker 1>here we go. We'll get one second. So then the wind,

0:59:02.440 --> 0:59:05.720
<v Speaker 1>the wind, so then the pros and the eyelashes. The

0:59:05.800 --> 0:59:11.560
<v Speaker 1>gods were so angry. I was for the wind. Was

0:59:11.640 --> 0:59:14.720
<v Speaker 1>the best favorite episode, The wind, The wind, for the wind.

0:59:15.360 --> 0:59:19.120
<v Speaker 1>I wanted the wind to pick up and grow him

0:59:19.160 --> 0:59:24.000
<v Speaker 1>down the clips of Spain like a par of glider aerodynamics,

0:59:24.800 --> 0:59:28.840
<v Speaker 1>literally like pick him up. I can't believe you didn't

0:59:28.920 --> 0:59:31.200
<v Speaker 1>see the cheeks at the beginning. I did now and

0:59:31.280 --> 0:59:34.520
<v Speaker 1>now it's all I can see. Even Mother Nature was like, match,

0:59:34.680 --> 0:59:41.600
<v Speaker 1>this couple is terrible. She was like, and I wanted

0:59:41.680 --> 0:59:45.320
<v Speaker 1>him to float away, float down the clips and the wind.

0:59:46.160 --> 0:59:48.439
<v Speaker 1>So wait a minute, so now that we really think

0:59:49.000 --> 0:59:51.600
<v Speaker 1>and we did, this is like five minutes ago. She

0:59:51.960 --> 0:59:54.440
<v Speaker 1>was they had to do this because she was crying

0:59:54.520 --> 0:59:58.480
<v Speaker 1>in Spain for two days and they were like, what

0:59:58.600 --> 1:00:00.600
<v Speaker 1>do you want to do? And she was like, I'm

1:00:00.640 --> 1:00:02.760
<v Speaker 1>not going to be the only fucking bachelor in history

1:00:02.840 --> 1:00:05.880
<v Speaker 1>that didn't get a proposal like her ego was like,

1:00:06.160 --> 1:00:08.680
<v Speaker 1>I better have a ring on it. Let's do what

1:00:08.800 --> 1:00:15.160
<v Speaker 1>we gotta do. Kennedy, what do you think That's what

1:00:15.720 --> 1:00:17.800
<v Speaker 1>we're all for dealing with here today too, is the

1:00:17.880 --> 1:00:22.840
<v Speaker 1>fact that president Trump president, the basketbad is over Trump

1:00:22.880 --> 1:00:26.640
<v Speaker 1>Stiller president. And it's that moment after every finale, no

1:00:26.760 --> 1:00:29.720
<v Speaker 1>matter how great or bad it is, you go, that

1:00:29.840 --> 1:00:32.120
<v Speaker 1>was just I wasted a lot of hours in my life.

1:00:34.680 --> 1:00:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Probably look at this whole notebook is about this, This

1:00:37.560 --> 1:00:40.600
<v Speaker 1>whole we're doing. We're doing the emotional walk of shame

1:00:40.680 --> 1:00:42.680
<v Speaker 1>right now, we are doing Oh my god, that's to

1:00:42.720 --> 1:00:52.160
<v Speaker 1>get way to the emotional ashamed of ourselves. But I

1:00:52.280 --> 1:00:54.840
<v Speaker 1>do think that at the end of the day, she

1:00:55.120 --> 1:00:57.960
<v Speaker 1>did like she really did, like Brian the whole time

1:00:58.080 --> 1:01:00.880
<v Speaker 1>she did, she wasnt in the bang um. But then

1:01:01.200 --> 1:01:03.920
<v Speaker 1>there is you know, it's you know, she she her,

1:01:04.200 --> 1:01:08.439
<v Speaker 1>she needs to be in control. He'll do whatever she wants. Yeah,

1:01:08.600 --> 1:01:10.880
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. So all that stuff sort

1:01:10.920 --> 1:01:13.960
<v Speaker 1>of aligns with you know, I'm in control. This is

1:01:14.000 --> 1:01:16.520
<v Speaker 1>what we're doing. He's a total puppy and she wants

1:01:16.560 --> 1:01:18.960
<v Speaker 1>to bang him. So I can see her saying yes

1:01:19.080 --> 1:01:24.120
<v Speaker 1>to him, but not me. He's a perfectly affable guy.

1:01:24.200 --> 1:01:27.880
<v Speaker 1>He wasn't a dick, like he was a cheesy ass,

1:01:28.160 --> 1:01:31.439
<v Speaker 1>but like like he was. There was no moment where

1:01:31.520 --> 1:01:34.920
<v Speaker 1>he was rude or meeting the other guys. If I

1:01:35.000 --> 1:01:37.000
<v Speaker 1>saw if he came in the door, I wouldn't be

1:01:37.120 --> 1:01:40.840
<v Speaker 1>like you're the world like he just it was easy

1:01:42.240 --> 1:01:44.680
<v Speaker 1>even that moment. And this is when you're like, just

1:01:44.800 --> 1:01:47.320
<v Speaker 1>when I start to think, okay, maybe they're well suited

1:01:47.360 --> 1:01:50.040
<v Speaker 1>for each other, he comes out and like Chris is

1:01:50.120 --> 1:01:52.480
<v Speaker 1>just trying to you know, you know, to stay awake,

1:01:54.600 --> 1:01:56.880
<v Speaker 1>and then he's like one second, Chris, I've got this,

1:01:57.080 --> 1:02:00.520
<v Speaker 1>and he proposes it. It's all this is the He's

1:02:00.600 --> 1:02:03.280
<v Speaker 1>too good. I mean, it was better than Vanessa and Neck.

1:02:03.480 --> 1:02:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I did appreciate that he they want to look happy,

1:02:07.640 --> 1:02:09.760
<v Speaker 1>but like we all know him as Jerome. It's like, no,

1:02:09.920 --> 1:02:12.520
<v Speaker 1>nobody knows him as Jerome. Side No, I don't get

1:02:12.560 --> 1:02:14.280
<v Speaker 1>the Jerome cause I guess they were I guess on

1:02:14.400 --> 1:02:18.760
<v Speaker 1>her website she was calling or like as like his

1:02:18.920 --> 1:02:21.320
<v Speaker 1>secret code, and he was like nobody knew that or care.

1:02:21.640 --> 1:02:24.520
<v Speaker 1>He has these off. Somebody tweeted to me these awful

1:02:24.720 --> 1:02:27.880
<v Speaker 1>things he's selling that are like iPhone cases and mugs

1:02:27.880 --> 1:02:31.520
<v Speaker 1>that are doctor abbs. It's like she'd be like doctor cheek.

1:02:31.640 --> 1:02:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Nobody knows you for your abs, bro, I don't even

1:02:34.400 --> 1:02:37.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't even remember seeing either. So then will you

1:02:37.240 --> 1:02:40.840
<v Speaker 1>remarry me? Was so cheesy? But why um? Why did

1:02:40.880 --> 1:02:43.800
<v Speaker 1>he did he? Honestly I was so upset at this point,

1:02:43.840 --> 1:02:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what did he? Yeah? Again, did he

1:02:49.120 --> 1:02:51.400
<v Speaker 1>give her a ring? He did, but it was because

1:02:51.440 --> 1:02:53.080
<v Speaker 1>she hasn't been able to wear it, because they were

1:02:53.120 --> 1:02:55.240
<v Speaker 1>going to try to make it like is she engaged?

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<v Speaker 1>Just like, Okay, she's a fucking engaged serious And then

1:03:00.800 --> 1:03:02.720
<v Speaker 1>they go where are you gonna live? And so then

1:03:02.760 --> 1:03:04.240
<v Speaker 1>they're like, so where do you go from here? They're like,

1:03:04.240 --> 1:03:07.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We're just saying, no wedding plan, Katie, Katie,

1:03:07.800 --> 1:03:11.360
<v Speaker 1>No wedding plans Katie. There's an exhale. Yeah, this piss

1:03:11.440 --> 1:03:13.720
<v Speaker 1>me off more than anything. They're just like, yeah, we're

1:03:13.760 --> 1:03:15.640
<v Speaker 1>just gonna take it slow and get to know each

1:03:15.640 --> 1:03:17.520
<v Speaker 1>other and just be like a normal couple and live

1:03:17.520 --> 1:03:20.360
<v Speaker 1>our normal lives. Oh the thing Peter was fucking saying

1:03:20.360 --> 1:03:26.600
<v Speaker 1>that he wanted Katie. Yes, yes, they screamed at the team.

1:03:26.680 --> 1:03:28.600
<v Speaker 1>I thought she I thought she was going to go

1:03:28.720 --> 1:03:30.520
<v Speaker 1>further and be like, We're gonna catch some football games

1:03:30.520 --> 1:03:33.440
<v Speaker 1>and baseball games and then maybe the farms. And I've

1:03:33.480 --> 1:03:37.640
<v Speaker 1>just been like, like, I think she was like doing

1:03:37.720 --> 1:03:42.720
<v Speaker 1>it to fucking piss off Peter's Yes, okay, guys. So

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<v Speaker 1>for them, they said where are we going to live?

1:03:44.880 --> 1:03:49.880
<v Speaker 1>They said, Dallas, Miami or l A. I'm like a TV.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a fucking lawyer and you're a doctor in l A.

1:03:53.680 --> 1:03:59.040
<v Speaker 1>She wants He's like, yet, you shoulder blades a litt

1:03:59.080 --> 1:04:00.880
<v Speaker 1>bit higher than the other ones. Let me send someone

1:04:00.960 --> 1:04:05.040
<v Speaker 1>in dr ab, give me a break. Um No, But

1:04:05.560 --> 1:04:11.520
<v Speaker 1>do you think that this couple will remain together? I

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<v Speaker 1>think she's almost so fucking crazy that she knows they

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<v Speaker 1>need to get married to stay on in the public eye,

1:04:19.160 --> 1:04:22.040
<v Speaker 1>and she sees like Jade and Tanner and stuff. Side note,

1:04:22.040 --> 1:04:28.320
<v Speaker 1>apparently Curly and Evan are having a baby. That couple.

1:04:28.480 --> 1:04:30.520
<v Speaker 1>That's cute. I don't know that here or not, but

1:04:30.600 --> 1:04:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Laurie texted me that, I mean, Bachelor in Paradise is

1:04:32.640 --> 1:04:35.560
<v Speaker 1>a better track record because they get to hang out more.

1:04:35.800 --> 1:04:38.480
<v Speaker 1>They could just been a whole month together. Yeah. I also,

1:04:38.680 --> 1:04:40.600
<v Speaker 1>I just think I think you're right art and I

1:04:40.720 --> 1:04:45.360
<v Speaker 1>think they're gonna I think they're gonna really try, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're gonna Reachel's trying for the wrong reason.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, the tables turned, and now she's gonna like

1:04:51.160 --> 1:04:53.600
<v Speaker 1>trying to make it work to save face. So then

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<v Speaker 1>they asked about the mother, and she said, um Olga

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<v Speaker 1>called me yesterday and said, I'm so happy to bring

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<v Speaker 1>her along to the family. Oh god, oh god, oh

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<v Speaker 1>god from the jow Okay, oh, oh, welcome the family. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you lose web bright, No, they will look better. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, can you imagine the second phone call. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to live in Miami. We're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>live underneath your house. Oh my god. Oh see how

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<v Speaker 1>that goes. He said, she's got sass, she's got charm,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's an attorney. And that turns me on. I

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<v Speaker 1>was so grossed out. That is such as nothing okay

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<v Speaker 1>about that. That's charm, attorney. That your mom, That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for. It's so gross. So every time she

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<v Speaker 1>makes me breakfast and she goes case closed and I

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<v Speaker 1>can barely eat my egg. My boner is for making

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<v Speaker 1>me horny. And then we have to talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>the epic bachelor's amazing. How fucking tacky is it that

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, we'll show you the ripe footage like they

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<v Speaker 1>like they like literally could not be more exciting of

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<v Speaker 1>some like chubby producer guy going like and we saw

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<v Speaker 1>our girl, our girlfriend Danielle talking about her boobs. What

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<v Speaker 1>happened there? She got cute little new boobs and was

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<v Speaker 1>like being honest about it. All I love her, made

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<v Speaker 1>me love her even more love her I saw I

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<v Speaker 1>got like in real life, we met her, we saw

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<v Speaker 1>her and her she got a cute. They're adorable. They're

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<v Speaker 1>like a plus beat, like their normal little tiny um

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, I don't even know what to

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<v Speaker 1>do with this. Yeah, she's so cute. She's so cute. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I had forgotten that she got so far. My wife

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<v Speaker 1>had to remind me. I was like, wait, when did

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<v Speaker 1>she Where was she? She's like, yeah, she's right, Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>she was was she was a owner. She was from

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<v Speaker 1>next hometown. Um, Paradise looks amazing, Dean looks very Dean

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<v Speaker 1>looks like a hit. Yeah, and it starts. It starts

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<v Speaker 1>next Monday, after we've hung out with all of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know any spoilers like what if

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<v Speaker 1>someone them are engaged? What if Dean or Benzi? I

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<v Speaker 1>can't say anyway, no, like what if I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to know? I don't want to know. It looks like

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<v Speaker 1>jack Stone and Stone and Stone and Stone and Stone

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<v Speaker 1>might have met Mrs Stone. And it feels like what's

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<v Speaker 1>her name? Chokey Choke is choking everyone along, joking choking everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>and Chokey was in the audience that she just looked tired.

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<v Speaker 1>What was her name again, Jasmine Choke Choke choke Raven

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<v Speaker 1>looks like she was popular. Somebody loved the idea of Falcon,

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<v Speaker 1>loved the idea, but then he met mother of two.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, every man she she was like that

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<v Speaker 1>girl a few years ago that every guy that had

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<v Speaker 1>the green eyes that on the what was her name?

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<v Speaker 1>That every guy couldn't resist her evil Samantha, every guy

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<v Speaker 1>fail for Samantha. And the twins are back, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>the twins are back. And Daniel our friend, Daniel Canadian,

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<v Speaker 1>and it looks like he might have found and he well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's at least doing a porn video. That's right, you

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<v Speaker 1>need a video. I love him so much. Well, before

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<v Speaker 1>we go on, um, before we get towards to it

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<v Speaker 1>of the week, I just want to say everyone said

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<v Speaker 1>such nice emails last week, and we are ending the

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<v Speaker 1>season with two more. Will you accept this Rose shelter

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<v Speaker 1>pas Our first one is she adopted a pit ball

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<v Speaker 1>named Petunia. Oh my god. Vicky Denman, Hello, Art and Aaron, Anna, Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Paget, Esteem guests and everyone else is at the

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<v Speaker 1>world except this Rose family. Me. Petunia, my husband Dave

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<v Speaker 1>and I adopted her last week from a shelter and Riverside.

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<v Speaker 1>She's four years old, was on death row and scheduled

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<v Speaker 1>to be out of the kill list. She's legit, so mellow,

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<v Speaker 1>so sweet. She just wants to cuddle and give kisses. Seriously, Adopt,

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<v Speaker 1>Don't Shop podcast is a highlight to my mundane work week.

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<v Speaker 1>I always look forward to it. You were the best,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know what? Can I just say? Also a

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<v Speaker 1>pull from like Riverside area and that whole area, Like

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<v Speaker 1>they're the most put down dogs in that area. It's

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<v Speaker 1>very high kill area. So she like she's literally saved

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<v Speaker 1>a life. The best. Yeah, pippos are the best. So

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<v Speaker 1>she has a she has a portrait coming her way

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<v Speaker 1>is on online. I have a lot. I have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of love and not a lot of talent or

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<v Speaker 1>art supplies, so I do the best that I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's our second pet painting is going out. Um this

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<v Speaker 1>is from Alicia McConnell. She says, I hope I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>too late in sending this body. I adopted this little

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<v Speaker 1>cutie from Critter Cavalry Rescue, New England last weekend. His

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<v Speaker 1>name is Bruce Wayne McConnell and he's the best kitten

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<v Speaker 1>in the world. Love love, love the show. So she

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<v Speaker 1>also has a portrait coming, So cute little portrait coming

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<v Speaker 1>to I'm going to have I have the portraits with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's awesome Batman. So here's Petunia, and

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<v Speaker 1>here's here I've done. That's what I do on Green Island. God,

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<v Speaker 1>you do that. It's like you know, I have cards

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<v Speaker 1>for you guys to sign for them. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I've already done them. I'm on at you guys. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what happens when you just guys. You're gonna really love

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<v Speaker 1>these paintings. They're they're coming. And then I have one Mario,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we have new pets coming up that are

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<v Speaker 1>their shelter pets. Of the week, Katie is going to

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<v Speaker 1>say them if you adopt them, you will get a

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<v Speaker 1>portrait and an extra special song. Or have you adopt

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<v Speaker 1>any dog anything pet? So our pets this week this

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<v Speaker 1>week are in Cleveland. Our first pet comes from PAUSE

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<v Speaker 1>and that's uh ship. They're in Cleveland and in the

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<v Speaker 1>first one comes from PAUSE, which is Public Animal Welfare

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<v Speaker 1>Society UH. She has a cat named Dolores. She says

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<v Speaker 1>she has a spunky, torvy, super cute, has a strong personality,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's extremely outgoing and affectionate, but wants to be

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<v Speaker 1>the only pet. So if you want to find her,

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<v Speaker 1>you can find her at Pause, Ohio dot org. And

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<v Speaker 1>the dog is Mr Jones. He's a twelve year old

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<v Speaker 1>Chow Chow lab. He's been at the shelter for three

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<v Speaker 1>months and he really he's a great, loving dog. He's

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<v Speaker 1>good with kids. He just wants to cuddle with you

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<v Speaker 1>and watch Netflix on the couch. And he has at

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<v Speaker 1>the Cleveland Animal Protection League and you can find him

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<v Speaker 1>at Cleveland APL dot org. And they also have a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of other great animals all be on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you so much. And we have one more

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<v Speaker 1>email engagement is marriage. April Bryce Emails Arden and Gang

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<v Speaker 1>my boyfriend Rog and I met last year and bonded

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<v Speaker 1>over our love of the Bachelor franchise. I'll admit it.

1:11:56.200 --> 1:11:59.280
<v Speaker 1>We used to listen to a different podcast, Boo, but

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<v Speaker 1>when I sold them on this carnival, like Jewel of

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<v Speaker 1>Wit and Peter pant c Larity, our lives were changed forever.

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<v Speaker 1>This season, You're all on fire. We entertain our cat,

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<v Speaker 1>who we adopted from our shelter in June by doing

1:12:10.040 --> 1:12:14.800
<v Speaker 1>impressions of art and doing impressions of Kenny Catty cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday night, Raj asked me to marry him on the

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<v Speaker 1>rooftop of our apartment in Brooklyn. He proposed with a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful ring and a rose, which I was accepted one

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<v Speaker 1>thousand percent to keep it one hundred. I did check

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<v Speaker 1>on his definition of engagement, and like Peter, he believes

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<v Speaker 1>that engagement is marriage. So happy, so congratulations and makes

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<v Speaker 1>the sour finale thath my god. I just love the

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<v Speaker 1>idea of somebody doing an impression of me doing an

1:12:47.120 --> 1:12:53.719
<v Speaker 1>impression of Kenny Catty cat Catty Catty Catty Cat officially

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<v Speaker 1>have also thank you for liking us on iTunes and Facebook,

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<v Speaker 1>we've officially hit our hundred star marks. And for the record,

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<v Speaker 1>we have we have five stars and to one stars,

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<v Speaker 1>So I think y'all are in the minority. Motherfucker's who

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<v Speaker 1>gave us the stars one star star. Here's just two

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<v Speaker 1>of the most recent reviews. I didn't like it. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go, Mama Holly says, so funny. Come for the

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<v Speaker 1>finger blasting, but stay for the bones, all um, and

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<v Speaker 1>we have here's another one. Let's see. Ms Vicky says

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<v Speaker 1>the best are an Aaron Variety guests are equalist, passionate

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<v Speaker 1>about the Bachelor, blah blah blah, provide pure NonStop joy

1:13:31.479 --> 1:13:33.640
<v Speaker 1>and laughter anxiously. You wait new episodes every week and

1:13:33.680 --> 1:13:35.360
<v Speaker 1>my heart skipped to beat every time I see a

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<v Speaker 1>new episode podcast. So thank you so much. And now

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<v Speaker 1>we get down to our final for the Rachel season.

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<v Speaker 1>Our final tweet of the week. You guys were on

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<v Speaker 1>fire last night. I texted Aaron eighteen finalists and she's

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<v Speaker 1>nerded down to five and she's going to read them

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<v Speaker 1>because she's better than I. A Here we go, Alex Jaffee. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>let's stick our head out of these separate windows like

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<v Speaker 1>we just didn't funk for the last six hours. That

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<v Speaker 1>one made me laugh very hard. Uh set that one.

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<v Speaker 1>One can't wait to see what mom's Uh can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to see what Brian's mom makes them from breakfast tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>morning in the Fantasy suit sweet hashtag huevos bone share

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<v Speaker 1>so good, it's so good, I mean I was dying,

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<v Speaker 1>aspiring Kelly at k Craig ten, congrats Brian. Your proposal

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<v Speaker 1>was the only proposal I've ever passed forward through parentheses

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<v Speaker 1>twice I did the same thing. Oh my god twice twice.

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<v Speaker 1>So good at Megan Corbett? Uh, Meg Corbs. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think Rachel is forced to get Mama Brian injected into

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<v Speaker 1>her face to gain her approval? And, last, but not

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<v Speaker 1>least at live at Olivia, Brian is a human equivalent

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<v Speaker 1>of the eggplant emoji. I'm gonna limit it down to

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<v Speaker 1>bone cherros and I'm gonna say I'm gonna say fast forward.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we hear those again? And who they're from? Final two?

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<v Speaker 1>Set back? Uh basebone One can't wait to see what

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<v Speaker 1>Brian's mom makes them for breakfast tomorrow morning in the

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<v Speaker 1>Fantasy Suite hashtag hole waos, bone cheros and aspiring Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>at k craig ten. Congrats, Brian. Your proposal was the

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<v Speaker 1>only proposal I've ever fast forwarded through twice. That's so good, Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna as much as I love set Fat, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna actually go with fast forward through twice because I

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<v Speaker 1>did too, Katie, Bone Charros and for Bone Cherros Te, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll pick one and then you get to be the decider. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Bone Cherros are fast for through twice. I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>Bone Cherros. Karen, you know, fast forwarded twice just hit

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<v Speaker 1>me because I did that, but Bone Charros made me

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<v Speaker 1>laugh out loud. So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna good

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<v Speaker 1>so good that winning it's appropriate, you know what, We

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<v Speaker 1>at least needed one person that we've been rooting for

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<v Speaker 1>this season. To you guys. Thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 1>just for sticking with us all season. We will be

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<v Speaker 1>back next weekend with our new season of My Favorite part.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, basically, I feel like we've survived these two

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<v Speaker 1>ship shows to get to the real Let's get to

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<v Speaker 1>the real me. So because of that, because it airs

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday and Tuesday nights, the podcast will now post

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<v Speaker 1>on Thursday because we're going to record them on Wednesdays

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<v Speaker 1>because they're a too night affair, so they're gonna they are.

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<v Speaker 1>They're Monday and Tuesday night, so we'll record on Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>so they go. So check your thing in buck, it'll

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<v Speaker 1>be next. They'll start going up on Thursday. Check your

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<v Speaker 1>life at the door because we're not going to time

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<v Speaker 1>for anything else. Oh my god. Any final thoughts to

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. I can't wait for this weekend. I can't

1:17:27.680 --> 1:17:30.800
<v Speaker 1>wait for this week can't wait for thee in San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you most excited to meet? Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm most excited to meet Alex. I got him for you.

1:17:37.439 --> 1:17:39.760
<v Speaker 1>I got him for you. I'd be most excited to

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<v Speaker 1>meet Kenny. I think Kenny looks like a sweetheart. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie and say that. I'm going to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you yesterday I texted with Alex and Kenny, and I

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<v Speaker 1>have spoken with Dean on the phone. I dreams dream

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like most intrigued to meet Alex because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it and I love it, Like what is he?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what is the deal? But the predator in

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<v Speaker 1>me is so excited Jimmy Dean, I just can't I

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<v Speaker 1>want to catch a new twink. It's like get out

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<v Speaker 1>wells to catch it, to catch catch a twink, to

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<v Speaker 1>catch a twink predator, I mean. And also that next

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<v Speaker 1>episode of Grief is tink. He remember like growing up

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<v Speaker 1>on a with the it was bugs, Bunny and the

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<v Speaker 1>Abominable snow Man. We getting like pet but like I

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<v Speaker 1>love him and pet him is like, that's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>me with Dean squeezing my twink to my face exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>with the ram and a Lenny like doing like he's

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<v Speaker 1>just so key you. You're gonna Lenny the ship out

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<v Speaker 1>of I can't wait to I'm like die back, it's

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<v Speaker 1>rolling over, chase it. I'm a round green violet. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get you. You can't hide. You can hide

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<v Speaker 1>in a hidy hole. Funny, but I'm like it starts

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<v Speaker 1>to leave in your ead and then the dad's floating

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<v Speaker 1>over being like, oh, I don't know, dude. On the exit,

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<v Speaker 1>Mama needs a hug. I'm just one person. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>hug your Let me hug your y Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>and all is a large Samoan man coming your mind? Son?

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<v Speaker 1>You mind? Your dick is my now? Who? Sneaky snake?

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<v Speaker 1>Sneak snakes. Now's the drake, It's now the snake traus.

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<v Speaker 1>Nicky dross a stead. Mama needs you, slippery. MoMA's in grieving.

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<v Speaker 1>The train is off the rails. The train is off

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<v Speaker 1>the rail. Yeah, MoMA is in grief. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>And poor Dean, poor Wills just feels a boot on

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<v Speaker 1>his back and like he's the dingy going what did

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do anything? Did I do it? There? Get out,

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<v Speaker 1>get the funk out? Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. And then Kenny will carry me off

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<v Speaker 1>the island. I'll be back in society. Come on, grave

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<v Speaker 1>file here I hear. And if I find lipstick in

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<v Speaker 1>in caves, she's going to be fair. She's gonna be emparadised.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's gonna wait for me on the other side

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<v Speaker 1>of grief. Island is paradise. Paradise. I can't even handle it.

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<v Speaker 1>I take a pineapple and my ration appall season because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know when I'm going to eat again. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>kill Oh my god, Wow, Katie, who are you most

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<v Speaker 1>excited to meet Kenny and Dean? Are you gonna try

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<v Speaker 1>to catch a twink or catch a wrestler? Pretty white

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<v Speaker 1>pimple will be harder to pinned down. But I got

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<v Speaker 1>strong legs, train is strong. Are you gonna come, Rob?

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<v Speaker 1>You can have my guest pass, all right? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that's yeah. I mean I'd love to be I'd love

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<v Speaker 1>to be the just come. I just want to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to see you in action. It's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be just chasing, just like a nospedo And they're like, ma'am, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 1>will you cover? You need an upper top. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>as siman man. We can't find just chick deans, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the festivals over, ma'am. It's Tuesday. We're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to leave now, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Alright, well guys,

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<v Speaker 1>great season you guys. Yeah, yeah, here we go. Great

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<v Speaker 1>good game. Don't touch me, don't teach me high five? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. I'm going to Katie. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>thank you formally again. I would mouth kiss you if

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't going to give you a cold as a

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Thank you, I say, I would mouth kiss

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<v Speaker 1>you as a thank you for letting all of our

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<v Speaker 1>dreams come true. Thank you for giving me the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing that is important to my like and we're giving

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<v Speaker 1>me real friends. I finally have a hobby. Oh by

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