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Speaker 1: This Rose Podcast Finality Edition my name is Arta Marine.
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Speaker 1: currently about grief and the Bachelor. I'm a text take
Speaker 1: people from Grief Island and uh, here's what I just
Speaker 1: want to say, guys. I'm nine days in and this
Speaker 1: is what I want to say about grief the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: It's a perfectly acceptable form of grief therapy. To host
Speaker 1: a Bachelor podcast is the only thing that I want
Speaker 1: to do this and watch British people baking pies is
Speaker 1: the Dogana proven the oven. I just I watched four
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Speaker 1: you to everybody who's the nice emails. And here's my
Speaker 1: final thought on grief. Let's just get grief out of
Speaker 1: the way. Two things. One, it's perfectly acceptable to text
Speaker 1: a condolence. I had a friend tell me that. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's bullshit. You got a handwrite a card,
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Speaker 1: you did you did it? I put it. I have
Speaker 1: my list of was texted and it was just in
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Speaker 1: And this is a true statement about grief and don't
Speaker 1: gonna move on. And I promised my entire podcast from
Speaker 1: now on is not going to be about grief. But
Speaker 1: you know what, but here's here's what I learned. Guys,
Speaker 1: my dad was sick for a long time. Even if
Speaker 1: somebody sick for a long time and you've pre grieved them,
Speaker 1: there's no free pass. It's like Ellis Island. You still
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Speaker 1: a dinghy and you're kicked off the island. And I
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Speaker 1: who's saying somewhere over the rainbow, and you you don't
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Speaker 1: to cross me. But it's like at one, just get quiet,
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Speaker 1: that sounds it, and then you'll just get a little
Speaker 1: tiny boot and then you here, get out, get the
Speaker 1: funk out, and then and then that's it. Okay, But
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Speaker 1: this Sunday night, when I I've done our podcast and
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Speaker 1: You don't have to give any Okay, you get two
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Speaker 1: count two weeks tops. Um. So that's it. So and
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Speaker 1: me is my platonic life partner. She is the sexiest
Speaker 1: wonder woman. She's the woman that I almost broke her
Speaker 1: nose in a wonder Woman had helmet headband. I'm going
Speaker 1: to make her perform at Goddamn Comedy Jam. She says
Speaker 1: she can't sing, but I don't care grief. I've read
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna break your hair, real type. I'm gonna bring
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have your back. You're gonna have your back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get a toe to the back. You're not.
Speaker 1: You're not going to get a boot like, oh, what's
Speaker 1: over there? Nope, I'm gonna I'm gonna be the camp.
Speaker 1: Can I just say you know who? Our full lineup
Speaker 1: is in San Francisco. It's amazing, Like, I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't have five men. I never thought I would be.
Speaker 1: You know, our knows me most better than most people.
Speaker 1: And I only get excited for the lesbian athletes. And
Speaker 1: I am getting real, real excited for these. I have
Speaker 1: put together a lineup of five. Really, we lost all
Speaker 1: the ladies because apparently and they're all going to be
Speaker 1: at the stupid engagement party for fake cheeks. But to
Speaker 1: all the girls we lost Raven, we tried to get Dolphin.
Speaker 1: Everybody's going to Dallas to see fake cheeks and put
Speaker 1: a ring on it. Yet, who you're not yet? Not yet?
Speaker 1: I'm t I'm going to check. I've asked permission to
Speaker 1: see maybe by the end of the podcast, I've emailed
Speaker 1: to see if I can have permission to say who
Speaker 1: it is to my right. We have. He's really doing
Speaker 1: a great job as his duties. And he's invited to
Speaker 1: the island today. Um, and I hope you like how
Speaker 1: I look at my bikini. Um, and I'm wearing a
Speaker 1: bikini right now. That's an American flag. He is, he
Speaker 1: is on Supernatural. Um. He is an incredible patriot and
Speaker 1: he is the seventeenion. Will you accept this Frost Bachelor
Speaker 1: of the Year Robert so much? I consider you too
Speaker 1: my only friends. I we I that's my honor. I
Speaker 1: found it today that island. You do kiss? Oh yeah, don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you better kiss me on the mouth. Not today, but
Speaker 1: you're gonna kiss me on the mouth. And I walked in.
Speaker 1: She said, don't kiss me on the mouth. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of sick. Yeah, And I said, it's good to know
Speaker 1: that I can kiss you on them. You can. You
Speaker 1: you better kiss me on the No. Although if I
Speaker 1: come to San Francisco so we're gonna sleep, Toty, that's
Speaker 1: still face to face creepier than you should just come.
Speaker 1: Will you please just come? Will you come? I will? Well?
Speaker 1: I just did, we didn't. I have never been more around.
Speaker 1: I am so horny right now. I listen, guys, let's
Speaker 1: talk about the subject at hand. Batcherette, what a hide, Katy.
Speaker 1: Let's just say if you were killing you were killing
Speaker 1: me last night with your mom's text. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my god, what did your mom say? I texted her
Speaker 1: during um Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I saw that. I
Speaker 1: It's always like, why aren't you and Anthony engaged? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I was like, is this how I should get Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Feel yeah. She's like, yeah that would work.
Speaker 1: Side note, I did not go to Kimmel and I,
Speaker 1: and I'm glad for it because I wouldn't have wanted
Speaker 1: to waste my time to see fake cheeks in person. Okay,
Speaker 1: because they're real quick. I yeah. I just after the overall,
Speaker 1: after the episode, I just feel like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I feel like I got let on. It was so
Speaker 1: yeah you did, Rob, I'm so sorry that got kidnapped.
Speaker 1: Is that the worst finale ever? Yeah? I mean so
Speaker 1: weaving as you phrased it that after the final rose.
Speaker 1: It was woven through the episode like a ship weed.
Speaker 1: It was a ship weed, and I think it was
Speaker 1: their way of saying, like, we don't know how to
Speaker 1: deal with Peter. Just dis exactly, but like it made
Speaker 1: it so much worse. Like sweet a minute, that was
Speaker 1: a breakup that was like is that it or is
Speaker 1: this a fake out? And then they did ye and
Speaker 1: the fact we still knew by ten or ten I
Speaker 1: was so, oh my god, it was so it was
Speaker 1: the worst finale that that was the most anti It
Speaker 1: was set up to be the best finale because you
Speaker 1: I was so excited to be like, well, that's right,
Speaker 1: we still have we should don't know who the final
Speaker 1: two are. Yeah, there's three full contenders. Any of those
Speaker 1: three could have won. Yeah, And it was for such
Speaker 1: an awesome season, like I love we all loved her.
Speaker 1: She's got to be one of the best in history.
Speaker 1: And the worst. It was the worst finale I thought
Speaker 1: for We're sure, and it made me like her less,
Speaker 1: and it made me like her less, made like Peter less.
Speaker 1: I like Peter. I went up and down on Peter.
Speaker 1: I was like, guy's so real, He's keeping it real.
Speaker 1: And then and then finally I felt about him, like
Speaker 1: you guys kind were saying about her last night. I
Speaker 1: was like, get of yourself. Just see how I went
Speaker 1: to happen. But I like him now more than that.
Speaker 1: Actually stuck to his guns. He wasn't you know what
Speaker 1: she wasn't mean I don't think he was into it,
Speaker 1: then I don't either, because if he was really really
Speaker 1: into it, he really thought this girl was it, then
Speaker 1: he would have done what cheeks did you know in
Speaker 1: the end she has with cheeks what Peter said he
Speaker 1: would have done. Right. But but but just but you
Speaker 1: know that Peter wanted but she's saying, we'll see he
Speaker 1: didn't want a wheel. See he wanted a If we're engaged,
Speaker 1: there's no wheel. See we're getting married. Kind of get
Speaker 1: over yourself? Is it that? I just I was so like,
Speaker 1: I just you know, sometimes I go into and I
Speaker 1: hold women, I hold women in a higher realm, and
Speaker 1: I just thought, this looks this is a strong, funny, awesome,
Speaker 1: kick ass lady. And all season long, I'm like, she's
Speaker 1: just a kick ass role model, Like she just is
Speaker 1: a strong female. And then I'll set in que to
Speaker 1: the end. I just put a ring up of here.
Speaker 1: I want to get married my guy. I want to
Speaker 1: and you're just like you like and just it's just
Speaker 1: I and you can see this wilful like her eye
Speaker 1: and we'll get to it, but her eyes. When she
Speaker 1: said she wanted Peter, Peter was so obvious that it
Speaker 1: took that. He said he was in the hotel for
Speaker 1: two days with the lashes, and she was waiting for
Speaker 1: two days for him to be like, all right, Neil Lane,
Speaker 1: let's do this. I changed my mind and like so
Speaker 1: so I think she was. And remember when Brian said, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a weather. She was waiting for him to like
Speaker 1: step up to the bat. She wanted him. And now
Speaker 1: there's a willful like I'm living my best life, like
Speaker 1: trying to convince yeah, I'm like okay, no, no, she's
Speaker 1: gonna willfully rewrite. Like and when I think back to
Speaker 1: some of her interviews at the beginning, like I saw
Speaker 1: her on like I don't know, Extra or something, and
Speaker 1: she's like, should I spill the tea? I'm in love,
Speaker 1: I am engaged, trying to herself. That's what That's what
Speaker 1: it looks like. It feels like I'm gonna show Peter
Speaker 1: and that boyfriend of five years and net that somebody
Speaker 1: wants to put a big fat pair of shape ring
Speaker 1: on it. And I have to say, I'm always I'm
Speaker 1: always siding with the woman, of course, and you know,
Speaker 1: maybe she's in love with Brian. Knocked yourself out, but
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be able to bring that's your baggage. That's
Speaker 1: Peter's baggage. Peters did nothing wrong. You just try to
Speaker 1: date her for freaking three long weekends. You can't compare
Speaker 1: three long weekends to five years. Yeah, what was She's like?
Speaker 1: Her whole personality and everything we loved was not congrue
Speaker 1: it with the ending, and I felt like we got
Speaker 1: bambooz old. I took my TV plugged, unplugged it and
Speaker 1: threw it off the bat you should have and I said,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ta that's crap. And then I immediately
Speaker 1: got it and plugged it back. Yet still actually good. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Rachel at the sound stage. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet, like her,
Speaker 1: saying that it was the least poised she's ever been,
Speaker 1: her saying, you know, can I leave? Ha ha? We
Speaker 1: found a one. Pablo is married and nobody cares no photo.
Speaker 1: I think I blocked that out audience didn't like there
Speaker 1: was like a happy hazards Okay, yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: he wanted everyone to know that that he did finally
Speaker 1: find someone and they did it, but they wouldn't say
Speaker 1: to who where, or there's no photo because no one
Speaker 1: gives a shit about him. We all hated it. Probably
Speaker 1: he was seriously how he presented himself on the season before,
Speaker 1: We're like, oh my god, he's like adorable, and then
Speaker 1: he came on and was the biggest dick in the Universitatie,
Speaker 1: did you see that season one season? Yeah, it turns
Speaker 1: out he really wasn't real life too. He's kind of
Speaker 1: a dick. I can't believe that bachelor had even agreed
Speaker 1: to make that announcement. Now he sucked. Yeah, it could
Speaker 1: have been like Charlie Smith fourteen Main Street and nobody knows.
Speaker 1: I'm just got engage. Um okay, So here we are,
Speaker 1: so there with Peter. We're in Rio Hospain. What if
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to say will you marry me? I'm
Speaker 1: trying not to cry. I want a proposal. I had
Speaker 1: a five year relationship and that never left the boyfriend
Speaker 1: girlfriend's stage. And then it made me realize how deep
Speaker 1: my emotions are for you. I want to thank you
Speaker 1: for sharing those emotions. Just know that means a lot
Speaker 1: to me. That's advanced me a lot. And then like
Speaker 1: that that is not the sound of a guy that's
Speaker 1: feeling passionate. You've advanced me. Seeing you cry made me
Speaker 1: like you like And then they actually did finally give
Speaker 1: out a skeleton key, Like then they did the key.
Speaker 1: They got sent to an airbnb, whereas that sucking hostile
Speaker 1: that they got, whereas whereas ding Dong Cheeks got like
Speaker 1: a full like you know, a regular hotel they got
Speaker 1: for three and I know because Ben Higgins they were
Speaker 1: even though they weren't sandals, they didn't have like plunging
Speaker 1: pools in the room. In the room, this felt like,
Speaker 1: you know, we got three nights at the Ramata for
Speaker 1: we're going to leave the light on. The when that
Speaker 1: Peter got sent to was like it felt like a
Speaker 1: college door in room where somebody tried like they went
Speaker 1: to urban outfitters and they got like a tapestry to
Speaker 1: cover like a couple of like like target throw pillows
Speaker 1: and some candles. Yeah, yeah, for sure that was like
Speaker 1: a p A like a p A run for sure.
Speaker 1: So then they have them shirtless, poking their head out
Speaker 1: the window like that. It was like the funniest thing
Speaker 1: I couldn't I reminded watching three times were I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the great They were like, Hi, come a
Speaker 1: knock on our door. I'm a knock on my bone.
Speaker 1: Then put bone and bone and so she she boned three,
Speaker 1: all three of them for sure. Data it's a lady, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that something we just just that's just okay, you
Speaker 1: just you do that, and you're I grew up in
Speaker 1: the era of AIDS, so I grew up so convinced
Speaker 1: that I was immediate gonna get like and I've been
Speaker 1: married since I was nine, so I did not you did?
Speaker 1: You did get married off very young a kind of
Speaker 1: a religion where they marry you up a Canadian? Canadian?
Speaker 1: Are you Canadian at all? Um? But like, but like
Speaker 1: I personally would be too afraid of disease. It is
Speaker 1: to bone three people in three days. But but like
Speaker 1: if I if I had and like just no fear
Speaker 1: around disease, I would go for three for three. But
Speaker 1: I'm not that person. I'm a complete Like let's go
Speaker 1: get tested and you know the other word, isn't there
Speaker 1: now like it used to be, I would be too
Speaker 1: chicken to do it, but I would want to. I
Speaker 1: think I think going in if I I think she
Speaker 1: knew going and she's probably gonna cut Eric right, that's
Speaker 1: what if we could probably maybe make that. So if
Speaker 1: I was her, I don't think I would find it
Speaker 1: necessary to shag Eric. I think she did the um
Speaker 1: she might have and that bad. Yeah, we saw that bad. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean that could be p a ruffle, ruffle the sheets.
Speaker 1: But I do think if you were let's say, like
Speaker 1: in all every other Bachelor at or even this one
Speaker 1: where she's like sort of in love with two of them,
Speaker 1: I think he definitely got to shag him to see.
Speaker 1: Like we've all we've all been there where you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm digging this person and then you
Speaker 1: go into the bone zone and there ain't no I
Speaker 1: got car girl, But I remember she was like, physical
Speaker 1: touch is very important. I feel like she like she
Speaker 1: I think she got at it. Katie, you wanted to
Speaker 1: say something about the bone zone. Katy say she read
Speaker 1: online that she didn't have sex with all of them
Speaker 1: from Mama Levine, She's going and did she watch all season?
Speaker 1: Does she always every season. Who did she like? She
Speaker 1: thought Brian was gonna win, but she didn't really like him.
Speaker 1: I guess she liked Peter the last She was kind
Speaker 1: of like she was honestly, nobody was my brother Aleric,
Speaker 1: who you all got to know last week. Aleric thought
Speaker 1: Eric was going to win. In a bold move, I said, Brian,
Speaker 1: did any of us we I picked Alex toin, I
Speaker 1: picked Jack Stone and Stone and Eric is number two. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think except for I mean, no one,
Speaker 1: no one did anybody even like her want Brian ever? Know?
Speaker 1: Nobody wanted Brian. No. Um. So then it turns out
Speaker 1: he lived, So then she's the only one except for
Speaker 1: the one person that came. So Peter left her in
Speaker 1: the street and her pajamas on her slippers. He left
Speaker 1: her in the street in her like fuck me clothes
Speaker 1: standing there and her like little satin shorty shorts and slippers.
Speaker 1: So then Brian and the horses and you can like
Speaker 1: her full vibe was like thinking about Peter Peter better
Speaker 1: the whole time. That's what I thought, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it could be Peter, because she wanted Peter. This is
Speaker 1: the first time she looked so overbright, and that day
Speaker 1: went horribly and I was like, okay, yeah, excited me
Speaker 1: to she They rode horses. He says, I missed you.
Speaker 1: He said, which horse do you want? She said the
Speaker 1: brown one, of course, because it matches me. Um. They
Speaker 1: talked about the family and then she had a giant
Speaker 1: sip of wine and he said, I felt like I
Speaker 1: handled myself pretty good. Bad grammar for bulb and the
Speaker 1: other thing. I really I really felt whatever I disliked
Speaker 1: about him was even worse last night. Like he just
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to be cool, Like you can't even write
Speaker 1: a horse nothing like it's not like he walks is
Speaker 1: like a like a like a like so like an
Speaker 1: awkward like there's like three things in his body that
Speaker 1: he's struggling with to figure out how he can walk.
Speaker 1: It's not swave, mom, He's a mama's playing that's the
Speaker 1: best way, but he's playing sky. Even his Spanish is
Speaker 1: so just like he's a wood. He is a mama's boy.
Speaker 1: Like you can't be fully cool and be a legit
Speaker 1: mama's boy, like you just can't. You can love your mom,
Speaker 1: you can be good to your mom, but to be
Speaker 1: a legit, mama's you can't date your mom like he's
Speaker 1: dating like the love of my life is my mom.
Speaker 1: He said that phrase. Every time he tries to be cool,
Speaker 1: he has to look down at his own cheeks and
Speaker 1: see his mom's. But then he gets distracted. Some good
Speaker 1: tweets about that last night. So then she says, Peter
Speaker 1: messed in my mind. I'm struggling. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. Yeah, she wasn't. She wanted,
Speaker 1: she wanted Peter like when we will get there. But
Speaker 1: when he said, Mike, can you say right now that
Speaker 1: I'm the person for you? And she said, you know,
Speaker 1: I can't say that because she wanted to be like yes,
Speaker 1: and then if she'd said it, I like that. Brian
Speaker 1: seems to not even he just wants to be famous,
Speaker 1: and he's just he doesn't give a funk that she
Speaker 1: clearly wasn't like. It doesn't seem to rattle him at all,
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't seem have taken it in. He's not
Speaker 1: bothered by it. She is. So it was so clearly
Speaker 1: like to say, just to do it. You. I want
Speaker 1: you you you you you you, And he was like
Speaker 1: and she and he wouldn't do it, okay, So then
Speaker 1: he says, today was a little rough, little awkward. She
Speaker 1: wasn't all there, and she says it's hard to compartmentalize,
Speaker 1: meaning I want to be with Peter. Um. I'm was
Speaker 1: close to breaking up with Peter. I was ready to
Speaker 1: send him home. I feel confident that this extra time,
Speaker 1: something about today felt a little off, a little different,
Speaker 1: a little different energy from you, a vibe. I didn't
Speaker 1: feel like you were there. I mean, he wasn't an idiot. No.
Speaker 1: I thought that was the only time he had any
Speaker 1: self awareness. Because they're just always like kissing, They've like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what they could possibly talk about.
Speaker 1: All they talk about is are you really? Are you really? So?
Speaker 1: But the thing about Rachel, I think, and this is
Speaker 1: why were we all have the same opinion is from
Speaker 1: day one, it's just she wears her heart on her sleeve.
Speaker 1: It's so obvious her face changes in her hearteay, you
Speaker 1: know everything she's feeling on her face. Yes, And it
Speaker 1: was just so obvious that she was the whole time
Speaker 1: thinking about Peter. Peter, just like, how how do I
Speaker 1: get And then she's like and then I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: make you do, and you're like you all you want
Speaker 1: is to make him propose. Yeah, you've been forcing his
Speaker 1: proposal for like three shows. And there's nothing sexy about
Speaker 1: being pressured like and and I mean, I'm a pretty
Speaker 1: stubborn person. If somebody was trying to capture an independent
Speaker 1: gal and if you put pressure on me, good, good
Speaker 1: way for me to run the other way, Like no
Speaker 1: fucking if somebody's like, you're gonna marry me, you're gonna
Speaker 1: marry me, Like it's like, bro, I like you, but like,
Speaker 1: check yourself. I know, I just felt the whole thing
Speaker 1: was so I guess I'm just sitting here and I
Speaker 1: know it's like a comedy podcast, but I'm so aggravated.
Speaker 1: I'm aggravated and you're on the island on the I am.
Speaker 1: I agree. You know what, You're welcome, take your clothes off,
Speaker 1: gave four hundred pounds and put on this leg, and
Speaker 1: I just I feel bamboozled, personally, beamboozled by Rachel. I
Speaker 1: guess that's the end of the day. I wanted to
Speaker 1: believe in the wonder woman of Rachel. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: proved to me, you know, modern day humans. I know
Speaker 1: I was agree with all of them, except maybe Poor
Speaker 1: because he's too dumb to know. But even that's what
Speaker 1: I felt about Peter. I was like, kid over your
Speaker 1: fucking self, it's the Bachelor. You can do this. You
Speaker 1: really like her, if you really like I know, I
Speaker 1: just fucking be the guy and then you can get
Speaker 1: No one had a sense of humor anymore either, that's episode.
Speaker 1: No one has a sense of humor. They all just
Speaker 1: like running the There's so many joke opportunities. Why was
Speaker 1: no one's making joke. Make a joke, make a joke.
Speaker 1: Maybe cheese, stay cheese, stay cheese. Say okay. So then
Speaker 1: the only time I liked Brian and this entire season
Speaker 1: was this, if you choose to forgive, to forgo your
Speaker 1: individual rooms tonight, Yeah, absolutely, yes, thank you, Chris Harrison.
Speaker 1: Let's go. That's what you want. You want somebody that's
Speaker 1: going to be like bones on, thank you, Yes, please,
Speaker 1: here we go. Like I actually liked his reaction. I agree,
Speaker 1: you know, listen, you know, I'll give it to Brian.
Speaker 1: I don't really believe in him as a human, but
Speaker 1: I do believe that he is either convinced himself or
Speaker 1: this is the best he's got and I and you
Speaker 1: do want someone at the end of the day that's
Speaker 1: like he's I'm all in. He's a good bachelor contestant,
Speaker 1: he's a great keeping nearly he's keeping the other guys
Speaker 1: like he wasn't mean anybody. He was a nice guy
Speaker 1: to everybody, but nobody really bonded with him. And it
Speaker 1: wasn't just because he was the front runner. Like there's
Speaker 1: nothing to hold and candies, cotton candy. You would probably
Speaker 1: try to have a serious conversation and then you know
Speaker 1: the bathroom and he's going on downstairs. You think fully shaved.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people shave the I haven't been in that
Speaker 1: area like women. Just like women do they fully shack.
Speaker 1: And I noticed, but Peter has huge man hand and
Speaker 1: and Brian had very small, small, thin, delicate lady fingers.
Speaker 1: I bet you Peter has a hog and ding Dong
Speaker 1: has a delicate lady finger with like implant like little
Speaker 1: I was thinking his dick had like his ball's had
Speaker 1: nail polish, looks like his mother's face. And that there's
Speaker 1: no tan line. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because he
Speaker 1: sprays it all over and it's like he's fully had
Speaker 1: that whole area spraid taints that the truth, so that
Speaker 1: tainted so that he said this as every as ever
Speaker 1: we didn't know what he was talking about. I'm ready
Speaker 1: to break those walls that Rachel's built up down. I'm
Speaker 1: ready to take that last brick down. Oh god, it's
Speaker 1: like I get it. No, we understand man penetration Alley.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, there's nothing I just wish I point.
Speaker 1: He was like after the break, He's like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to crawl into that china and I'm going to take
Speaker 1: it now. It's like I killed Katie. What do you
Speaker 1: have to say about we're missing Katie. I'm gonna Katie
Speaker 1: talk to us. What are you thinking now? You're so depressed,
Speaker 1: you look so forlorn. I don't know, it's like your
Speaker 1: life forces left you. I liked Peter, but I think
Speaker 1: you know he's going to get a girl obviously. And
Speaker 1: I honestly I didn't think he should have proposed, Like
Speaker 1: I don't think he should have done what he was
Speaker 1: comfortable with. I mean, I wouldn't want a guy to
Speaker 1: propose to me in that way where I felt like
Speaker 1: I was forcing him to do it. I think no.
Speaker 1: I mean even when he said he goes, oh, I'll
Speaker 1: do it. She goes no, no, no, like she couldn't win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was no there was. She should have just been
Speaker 1: comfortable because I mean they wanted the same thing essentially. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just feel like they were both being stubborn. Think
Speaker 1: he actually would have proposed down the line, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: Probably he seemed like he really you know, they felt
Speaker 1: like two people who were drawn to each other like magnet,
Speaker 1: and he just he seemed very realistic. The most real
Speaker 1: thing she said was in the sort of after the
Speaker 1: final rows, which was ultimately within the episode, but she said,
Speaker 1: you weren't ready for this, you weren't ready for the show.
Speaker 1: She did that as a funk you to make him
Speaker 1: not be the bachelor. I think people think she did
Speaker 1: that as a fuck you, I'm going to ruin your bachelor.
Speaker 1: She should have ended with defense rests. I don't think
Speaker 1: it would chance, but I don't think he would do it.
Speaker 1: Do you think he would do it? We're we're getting
Speaker 1: ahead of ourselves. Okay, hold please hobably dude. Okay. So
Speaker 1: then so then they have a much nicer room and
Speaker 1: they say I love you, I'm in love with you,
Speaker 1: and I'm not and um, and I want to be
Speaker 1: with you forever and then um, and then how important
Speaker 1: are these overnight dates? Huge? For me? Um? Stick is huge.
Speaker 1: She and I went in with a list. Thank you
Speaker 1: Mila and Ashton? Yeah, oh really the list? Are you
Speaker 1: really asking about health insurance? Is like, let's get at
Speaker 1: it and see what's up. Um. I love that. It
Speaker 1: was so the list was so utterly It was like,
Speaker 1: I need to know the size of your dining room table, Penis.
Speaker 1: I like to You're so security number. I like to know.
Speaker 1: Like it literally was so stupid. And then she says
Speaker 1: what tastes better the strawberry or me? Like, the whole
Speaker 1: thing was so great. That's when you say strawberry, I
Speaker 1: mean calma are Yeah, yeah, the strawberry is very ripe.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, did I say wrong? She's so. Then
Speaker 1: there's their back on track. The chemistry is hotter than ever. Um,
Speaker 1: she's convincing herself. So then she goes we go to
Speaker 1: the final road, not the final roads, in the craziest outfit,
Speaker 1: the arms dress, the booties, the bolero sleeves, the bathing suit.
Speaker 1: It was bit Janna's and I kind of loved it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear that at outside? Like what was? What
Speaker 1: was that? Was the top? Like the top to me?
Speaker 1: Because she looks good and everything. I mean, she's God,
Speaker 1: but she as a as a as a real fashion
Speaker 1: backward what is what was? No? It was okay, so
Speaker 1: she was I was really checking. First of all the
Speaker 1: color choices were. She had little black booties much like
Speaker 1: the booties that I wear on Greef Island, except for
Speaker 1: I'm a five hundred pounds someone wearing them to click
Speaker 1: clinking around with my beads. So she has her awful
Speaker 1: black booties. This me on Arne dress. It was a
Speaker 1: it was like a Madonna Truth or Dare Tour like
Speaker 1: corset under like dating suit underneath, like like Beyonce was
Speaker 1: like she wears sort of one piece of when she performed.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like it's like a satin corseted one
Speaker 1: piece underneath and then on top was so no. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a ballero jacket because they were in Spain,
Speaker 1: but then I realized the sleeves were like gramed it on.
Speaker 1: They were like they had like been like I watched
Speaker 1: a lot of Project Runway too, if that was happening
Speaker 1: now in Green Island and I'll be all over. That
Speaker 1: was not on their filming. Right now, I'm working with
Speaker 1: a Lissa Milano in her life and I might get
Speaker 1: to go see the set. She's a judge there. She
Speaker 1: sudged the judge on All Stars. Um so I think
Speaker 1: they're like rameded on, like weird, like spiky metal like.
Speaker 1: It wasn't flattering. It didn't work because it remind me
Speaker 1: of h Well. I got immediately excited for football season
Speaker 1: because it looked like a shoulder, like like shoulder she
Speaker 1: needed to arm herself before she broke Eric's heart. That
Speaker 1: was one of those things where I only knew that
Speaker 1: I felt a little nauseous and like something was wrong.
Speaker 1: There was so much going on with that I didn't
Speaker 1: even process now that you say, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that because she was pissed because she was going to
Speaker 1: I fuck Peter and be like, I am not here
Speaker 1: for a boyfriend. I came for a ring you know,
Speaker 1: see Eric, you know like it was that was that
Speaker 1: was the evil Queen letting me make myself clear and
Speaker 1: like she wore her game show you pieces at the
Speaker 1: end of game, would you enter the free will is
Speaker 1: a ring motherfucker. Yeah, that was the angry So Eric
Speaker 1: goes home and he did. He was so cute and
Speaker 1: how little sneakers in his suit and his brief beard
Speaker 1: looked good on that after the roast and what he
Speaker 1: said to her thanking her from you took me from
Speaker 1: a boy to a man. I'm a man now. I've
Speaker 1: loved in my heart and I'm selling T shirts and
Speaker 1: I'm selling T shirts like K T L A. I'd
Speaker 1: say this morning, you saw it, right, what was it?
Speaker 1: Tell me? I didn't he alive? I saw what you
Speaker 1: guys sent no paget sentence. What was it? He little season? See,
Speaker 1: I don't need to know that because I just kind
Speaker 1: of I'm just gonna keep precious Eric in my heart.
Speaker 1: In my mind he'd be a good bachelor. But he
Speaker 1: was so wonderful and so well and you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe it is magic season. Yeah, you know, it almost
Speaker 1: feels like it's like he made her like a real boy,
Speaker 1: like Pinocchio, Like it was like you found love and
Speaker 1: now like he was the most gracious bachelor contestant, like
Speaker 1: he's okay now and he's ready to go find Look,
Speaker 1: and she didn't like the thought of him with another girl.
Speaker 1: We'll get ready when Peter accepts being the bachelor and
Speaker 1: she has to watch, Imagine how angry she'll be. Side No.
Speaker 1: Three fault. She did it to herself. She made her
Speaker 1: own bed. Great, your own bed. I do love you,
Speaker 1: I'm not in love with you, That's what she said.
Speaker 1: I definitely want you to know. I want I want
Speaker 1: you to stay open in life. You know, it's like whatever, Okay,
Speaker 1: So he was classy. Truth be told. I will always
Speaker 1: love you. That's just the truth. And then she's crying like,
Speaker 1: I'm not making a mistake. Yeah, I don't know not.
Speaker 1: Eric wasn't the one. They always say that. They always say,
Speaker 1: am I making a mistake? And I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're not. You're you're about to yeah yeah yeah, but
Speaker 1: now it's not here. And then he said in the car,
Speaker 1: probably did Ellen Gale, who's the producer. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: miss her bro, the whole entirety of her BRO. I
Speaker 1: like that too. He's on a BRO. Yes, I like it.
Speaker 1: If he says BRO has gotta be a lot. I
Speaker 1: loved everything. I think I loved everything about Eric, his journey,
Speaker 1: where he came from his family. He just was so
Speaker 1: wonderful and the ending was so poor and I'm going
Speaker 1: to just rely on Eric for little did we know
Speaker 1: at this point watching the show that that was as
Speaker 1: good as it was going to get. Like from here
Speaker 1: it was so she so at the Rose ceremony she
Speaker 1: drove home that she wanted a proposal. So then there's Peter.
Speaker 1: Peter's going, what is holding me back? What is holding
Speaker 1: me back? Four dates? How about that? You've been on
Speaker 1: four fucking dates and you're supposed to know for the
Speaker 1: rest of your life. Even is it even four? So
Speaker 1: we had the dog date, we had the we had
Speaker 1: the dog thing, they had the secret side fucking the
Speaker 1: hot tub on the group date. Then they had that
Speaker 1: date where on the dog sled. So it's really like
Speaker 1: two and a half. Yeah, that's about it. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: he was talking about before you met my family, that
Speaker 1: was three days two days and a half dates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my family like that. It is quick. So then
Speaker 1: as she as she's left with the two I noticed
Speaker 1: she glanced at Peter as she said this, here's to
Speaker 1: making hard decisions in the hopes of getting what we
Speaker 1: really want. And she glared at Peter when she so obvious.
Speaker 1: I mean in any of that, or he was just like,
Speaker 1: is just like so excited to be on the cover
Speaker 1: of People magazine. Can you imagine being like Brian and
Speaker 1: watching that show with all? Like I literally was like,
Speaker 1: how is she going to get out of that one?
Speaker 1: She has the most illusional like she has. They actually
Speaker 1: the only human on earth that might be able to
Speaker 1: shake it off because he willfully wants to know. I
Speaker 1: I agree, and also any other normal person I did.
Speaker 1: I did think, uh, um that I think that's why
Speaker 1: she was so uncomfortable in the very beginning of the show.
Speaker 1: She knew this was coming and these scenes were coming,
Speaker 1: and she was gonna have it was gonna be probably
Speaker 1: super obvious to all and to Brian if he had
Speaker 1: any self awareness that she was in love with Peter
Speaker 1: and then she was gonna have to see Peter. She
Speaker 1: was your right, I mean, she was so uncomfortable. She
Speaker 1: was like so she was like, oh can I get
Speaker 1: out of here? Like you said, she kept staying the
Speaker 1: same phrase like so anyway, so anyway, Like it was
Speaker 1: like she she's normally so smooth, and it was like
Speaker 1: she was rattled. She was rattled. So then um, sad note,
Speaker 1: did you guys, watch in real time? Did you watch
Speaker 1: The Bachelor in Paradise? Pizza ads with Amanda with a
Speaker 1: pizza guy in the pizza behind her. She's fucking back.
Speaker 1: She's bad. I can't believe she's back. And was she
Speaker 1: making out with Robbie. She's back and making out with
Speaker 1: the Falcon and I mean she goes from Josh to
Speaker 1: the Falcon And by the way, no break, guys, it
Speaker 1: comes next week. I can't I can't wait. But also
Speaker 1: it's like I can't judge. I'm not judging her, but
Speaker 1: like when you look in the camera and you're like,
Speaker 1: it's my kids, It's all about my kids, it's my
Speaker 1: world and my kids, and then you just never know
Speaker 1: what your kids because you're filming my reality show. I
Speaker 1: was taking care of the kids. It's not it's little girls.
Speaker 1: They they they they excuse me. Sorry, I just I
Speaker 1: just I'm so frustrated that I was just drinking the
Speaker 1: last of my eyes. Oh my god. So we see
Speaker 1: Peter writing in his journal and um uh okay, so
Speaker 1: let me see jumping. She tried, so then she has
Speaker 1: a date with Peter. She tried to jump in the
Speaker 1: field but didn't make it. But they but when they
Speaker 1: were holding each other, when they first greeted and they
Speaker 1: were kissing and holding each other, I was like, they're
Speaker 1: in love, Like this is it. They're in the field,
Speaker 1: they're up on top of this mountain and they are
Speaker 1: holding each other and um and oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. Boo boo boop. We're back with Brian. But
Speaker 1: we're at the hot air balloon and she's in first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the hotter balloon. Um, he says, I'm nervous. She there's
Speaker 1: no weakness allowed for her. She said, I need you
Speaker 1: to be confident for me. It's like, okay, the priest
Speaker 1: come in. That's with Peter. Later they have the gross
Speaker 1: kiss in the hotter balloon. They he's a weenie. He's
Speaker 1: a weenie. He's like, he's like he's really uh sensitive
Speaker 1: about being up really far up. You know what swave
Speaker 1: you're pretending to be away. Yeah, you got a man up.
Speaker 1: I think he was nervous to being around open flame
Speaker 1: with those I really did. I was like, oh, he
Speaker 1: thinks like a wax face. It was gonna melt. It
Speaker 1: was it was. It was a waxing. Yeah, I'm nervous
Speaker 1: about the height you're nervous the high altitude. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: his teeth just start like. He says, I will spend
Speaker 1: the rest of my life loving you. I just love
Speaker 1: you and that's all I have to say. Um. Then
Speaker 1: he hands her Spanish dictionary with a cheat sheet. Guys,
Speaker 1: talk to me, you say, almost Paradise, Oh falcon, you
Speaker 1: want to meet my baby's almost paradise kids. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: romance of a Spanish to English dictionary. Wow, must ambience,
Speaker 1: they say, I don't really speak Spanish. Say I'm going
Speaker 1: to crawl on your vagina until Peter Bull you want walls?
Speaker 1: Because did you say the final brick is coming down?
Speaker 1: Como final brick? Who's got Peter's name on exactly? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: so then you see, if I find Peter in your vagina,
Speaker 1: then I promised that model from miscountin better get at
Speaker 1: So then Peter, she's a Peter. And she says, we
Speaker 1: all know I don't like the unknown. I mean that's
Speaker 1: her whole thing is. She wants guarantees and he wants
Speaker 1: It's like, there are no guarantees match. Isn't that like
Speaker 1: the most popular phrase, there's no guarantees. There's no guarantees match. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then they did they do? They go to the
Speaker 1: top of the mountain and they have a really good hug.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the hug when she and Peter first,
Speaker 1: like they really hold one another, very real. They loved
Speaker 1: She loved Peter and Peter was loving on her. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: So then they go meet the monk and they say,
Speaker 1: this is our lady about him. He was a talent.
Speaker 1: He was Italian. I think Italian. American. Yeah, I think that, guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you a Spanish moss. If I can't be
Speaker 1: the turban guy for Halloween, I'm gonna be that. Are
Speaker 1: you a great Are you a great? Dad? I think
Speaker 1: really now that you're a you know what? Thank you?
Speaker 1: I can't. It was like, is this guy of Italian
Speaker 1: I pasted? I was like this and then you know,
Speaker 1: when you love a woman, you and then and he
Speaker 1: was like, you know, people break up for some little
Speaker 1: things like basically, don't sweat the small stuff. Is what
Speaker 1: the monk said. I thought he was gonna be like,
Speaker 1: quick question, they've been in this church for so long.
Speaker 1: Get a black person and the white person actually get married.
Speaker 1: I don't be world wide web black? Is that legal
Speaker 1: world it's a quick follow up. But is this a
Speaker 1: legal Peter and I let me just put it this way.
Speaker 1: If I'm like hot for each if I'm all Peter
Speaker 1: Peter Pumpkin here he said, I'm experiencing feelings of love.
Speaker 1: I would be like, bitch, I'm a bachelor. I don't
Speaker 1: blame her feelings of love. Yeah, he got really weird.
Speaker 1: This is the same guy there was like tickling her
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. I think they fucked in
Speaker 1: the hot he did get in his head and went
Speaker 1: on his bone to his brain, from his mound, from
Speaker 1: his bone of the brain. You gotta keep it in
Speaker 1: the bone, ladies, drag it out, keep keep it in
Speaker 1: the bone went and left the bone, and it went
Speaker 1: to the Britain. I'm experiencing feelings of love. He was
Speaker 1: grabbing at her, ticklet her when he was a waking
Speaker 1: in that cap. Yeah, there's a righting the waking games.
Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think you're I think that
Speaker 1: Katy and I heard it, Hi, Katie, do you think
Speaker 1: that the bone to the brain. I think the bones
Speaker 1: of the brain ruin the whole thing and turned it
Speaker 1: into feelings of love rather than No, I think it
Speaker 1: messed with him. And then I think you said, like
Speaker 1: she didn't give him the rose after the bone, and
Speaker 1: they also, yeah, that fucked with him, that totally, like
Speaker 1: that might not have had an opportunity to have sex again.
Speaker 1: So then they just getting he gets in his head, yeah,
Speaker 1: and she didn't give him the rose. And also it's
Speaker 1: you've got cameras pointed at you. You're you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like it's so intense. He's just like a
Speaker 1: regular dude. Yeah, And then he says, although, did you
Speaker 1: see those underwear shots I sent you? Come? What's DC
Speaker 1: bone like Mago package? He is a very good looking man,
Speaker 1: does not have delicate lady fingers, saying okay. So then
Speaker 1: she's saying, is she the one? I don't know that yet. Well,
Speaker 1: that's not exactly how you got it four hours. That's
Speaker 1: not bro bro bro bro bro bro. You run from
Speaker 1: too easy. Guess what, girl, Every guy runs from two easy.
Speaker 1: If you're too easy, that's not cool, not cool girl.
Speaker 1: Maybe she should have dialed back and just been playing
Speaker 1: cool with him like he was doing with her, because
Speaker 1: he was and made her want him even more. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he went up. He surpassed Brian because he
Speaker 1: wasn't interested. So then he said, and then he was saying,
Speaker 1: football games, baseball games. I have no fear for marriage.
Speaker 1: I don't think he does. I don't either. I don't
Speaker 1: think he does have a fear for marriage. I think
Speaker 1: he has a fear of of or like just taking
Speaker 1: the wrong person. I know he's actually very logical. He's
Speaker 1: so logical every That's why I kept saying everything that's
Speaker 1: coming out of his mouth. I think any woman in
Speaker 1: America would want to hear. Yes, but you don't go
Speaker 1: on the batch with you always bring to by by
Speaker 1: taking you to non reality. I mean that's you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like, it's like, yes, if you
Speaker 1: want a normal life, just don't go on that shop.
Speaker 1: You're you're, Yeah, you gotta play the game. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta scream, you out see, and you gotta put the
Speaker 1: ring on. Yeah. Even her, I feel like she drank
Speaker 1: the kool aid by the end. I think that's what happened.
Speaker 1: She went from like this person who's super smart, is
Speaker 1: all these things, and she and and she knew what
Speaker 1: she wanted. At the end, she was like, you know, funking,
Speaker 1: I just want to get married. I got married and
Speaker 1: happens happening. Wait, I got the okay to say he's
Speaker 1: gonna be an outside. Yeah, you guys hanging onto your stocks,
Speaker 1: you've been well if you want a one day past
Speaker 1: degree violand I guess who's also going to be there?
Speaker 1: And by the way, I'm fun. I'm actually a fun.
Speaker 1: I'm a fun when I'm looking like a samoan. You guys,
Speaker 1: when are you not fun? You're fun? Pretty fun. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty fun. Just I've just blew up the draw bridges
Speaker 1: and no one's love on the island. I got get ready,
Speaker 1: get ready, get ready, Okay, I'm gonna go from Okay,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend, Well, yeah, who is the bartender on Paradise?
Speaker 1: We have number two coming to us. We have super
Speaker 1: hot Honky Benzy. Remember how you will remember him from
Speaker 1: Kalin season. He was the one that got stuck in
Speaker 1: the locker room they'd find their way out. He's gonna
Speaker 1: be in Paradise this summer. He came to my stand
Speaker 1: up show. He's hot as fun, Ladies, Real Tan number three,
Speaker 1: Aaron's boyfriend, My recy's monkey climber. We're gonna make him
Speaker 1: lap dance on take your pants all like so this
Speaker 1: crazy ze pursuits and his fucking weird Number four Kenny,
Speaker 1: carry me off a great violence straight to the goddamn
Speaker 1: comedy Jam and number five. Ladies, if you're like I
Speaker 1: don't know if I should kick start this overpriced fucking ticket,
Speaker 1: get your pandies in a lot, because guess is gonna
Speaker 1: be there, motherfucking d Yeah, wells, Kenny, Dean, Alex and Benzo, Yes, Katie, Annah,
Speaker 1: Aaron Heightener, Paget and myself. Get your asses to San Francisco.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you have to sell the family
Speaker 1: to You're sleeping Tody, heell with somebody. You better come Robs.
Speaker 1: His dad is going to be right outside the tent,
Speaker 1: right outside the tip with Mongby actually very funny hungry.
Speaker 1: I'm floating outside the tent. I'm right above the ton
Speaker 1: you guys, anybody hung out for Moby outside floating Dean,
Speaker 1: You're making terrible If you get to come see us,
Speaker 1: you could also see the who Metallica? I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: strick scroll down. They're all still alive, you guys. I
Speaker 1: had no idea me neither. Okay, here we go, We're
Speaker 1: back in the game. That wasn't nice. It was a
Speaker 1: nice joke because I get I'm just still so aggravated.
Speaker 1: Are you going to come off? Are you gonna come?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna come? I'm gonna make it happen. Are
Speaker 1: you so you can say in my room? Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: get you a little cut, you can get the cop,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sleeping on a mouth. Kiss me. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have touth. Kiss me. You're gonna have to push
Speaker 1: past well and kiss me. Hey, is it really true?
Speaker 1: He's the he's the bartender. Yeah, so what happened? What's
Speaker 1: his name? Horry? I think he got well, it's not
Speaker 1: looking for love. No, I think I think And we
Speaker 1: have we have on stage. We're gonna have our own bartender,
Speaker 1: just like Paradise. Oh my god, I'm gonna get a
Speaker 1: hammer time. Yeah, I have a thumble of one. How
Speaker 1: long do you have? How long? Hour and a half.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so kidding me on stage kind of
Speaker 1: thousands of people noon to one thirty on Sunday. Come on,
Speaker 1: it's the call times of outside. It's in the tent,
Speaker 1: the Barbary Tent, which is the comedy test. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: come on, it's going to be thousands of people you
Speaker 1: should come. That's amazing. What do you fucking come? What
Speaker 1: are you nut up? Kiss Aaron on the mouth right
Speaker 1: and put your put your tint being a real Brian
Speaker 1: about this. Okay, okay, so then where are we? We're
Speaker 1: back scared. I'm scared of time, like that cigarette on
Speaker 1: my face. Then she says, it's like it's like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to force something happen. You just don't want me
Speaker 1: in that way kind of I don't know this this
Speaker 1: conversation though it was, but it was it felt very real.
Speaker 1: The two people who were I loved him, and she said,
Speaker 1: he said, I choose to have one opportunity, and that
Speaker 1: is my choice? Is that right? One? One opportunity? I
Speaker 1: actually thought this is the most rivenng real bachelortte conversation
Speaker 1: and every season and between any two people. And that's
Speaker 1: why I think it was so disappointed. And then he said,
Speaker 1: you know for a fact, right here, right now, that
Speaker 1: I am the man that you want to spend the
Speaker 1: rest of your life with. And she said, I can't
Speaker 1: answer that question, meaning yeah, but I can't say that
Speaker 1: in front of the camera. Then she finally said, I
Speaker 1: love you too. She finally said, I love you. And
Speaker 1: then and then she said, so where do we go
Speaker 1: from here? Do you want to give tomorrow a chance?
Speaker 1: And then he says, go have a mediocre life with
Speaker 1: someone else. That was that was the most true thing
Speaker 1: you could have said, because that's exactly what's going to happen. Um.
Speaker 1: And he shouldn't have apologized for that statement, by the way.
Speaker 1: I know he had to, but it's the truth, okay.
Speaker 1: And then and then she he says, go of a
Speaker 1: mediocre life with someone And then he says is someone
Speaker 1: says I can't do tomorrow. Oh, oh, I can't do
Speaker 1: tomorrow if you tell me you just want to be
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. And he says, I can do nothing but
Speaker 1: wish you the very best. And then somebody says, I
Speaker 1: think we're both going to regret this down the line,
Speaker 1: and then he says, I already am. And then he says,
Speaker 1: if you change your mind, you know where you could
Speaker 1: find me. And then he rips the sweater off and
Speaker 1: blew his nose in it as she cries when she leaves,
Speaker 1: and then she whispers, sweater off. And I didn't realize
Speaker 1: I was in denial this way. I'm like, well, it's
Speaker 1: not over as we all thought. We were all in denial,
Speaker 1: and then they're like, well, let's bring him out. I
Speaker 1: was like, what did bring him out? I hated that,
Speaker 1: and that's when it became the It was the most
Speaker 1: riveting finale and then it immediately at that moment became
Speaker 1: the worst finale. Bring him out. We didn't know what
Speaker 1: happened yet. Maybe they were trying to save face for
Speaker 1: her because like, maybe what you really think of it?
Speaker 1: So they were there for the next two days. She's
Speaker 1: crying in her hotel room, going, when the fuck isn't
Speaker 1: he sending me a fucking rose or a note or calling,
Speaker 1: like waiting for him. They're probably postponing Brian and Neel
Speaker 1: Lane with their two faces and their sarcophagus. You mean
Speaker 1: you didn't You mean they didn't have enough footage from
Speaker 1: eight to ten. I think they didn't have enough footage.
Speaker 1: I really footage, just her fetal weeping in the hotel,
Speaker 1: waiting waiting for Peter, like going, I was two days.
Speaker 1: I was in that, he was I was two days.
Speaker 1: They didn't pick up the lash, looking at your fake eyelashes,
Speaker 1: the lashes, I cried off lash. That's pretty hard. I've
Speaker 1: worn a lot of fake eyelashes, guys. So you think
Speaker 1: the timetable it was windy whatever, because Brian was like,
Speaker 1: there was a delay from weather, but she was I
Speaker 1: think she was waiting. I think she was waiting for Peter.
Speaker 1: And then Peter was like, no, he didn't change his mind.
Speaker 1: Maybe the weather cleared a little some thing, and then
Speaker 1: they just went ahead with it because what are we
Speaker 1: gonna do? We gonna call it? Then her first shot
Speaker 1: that sort of makes sense because her the first shot
Speaker 1: of her on the on the cliff, Uh, she just
Speaker 1: looked miserable, miserable, So maybe she was waiting and they
Speaker 1: didn't have enough footage, so they had to do this
Speaker 1: after the rose We've in, which was terrible. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I can't say he was crying going And then
Speaker 1: I think maybe the producer has been like, well, what
Speaker 1: do we do? Do we call it? Do you want
Speaker 1: to marry Brian? Like because he's not coming, like you've
Speaker 1: said you don't like you said you don't want him
Speaker 1: to propose if he's getting forced and you said you
Speaker 1: don't want a boyfriend. And I think she was waiting.
Speaker 1: She even said to his face, you didn't do a
Speaker 1: grand gesture. Like you reached out, but it wasn't enough. Like,
Speaker 1: so he do you think he reached out in that
Speaker 1: I tried once and it was like, said, and you didn't.
Speaker 1: You chose not to You said no. He said, I
Speaker 1: tried to see you and you said no. And if
Speaker 1: she said you, you didn't do it. Basically you didn't
Speaker 1: do a big gesture. And then and then and then
Speaker 1: she said the worst, I really hope you find it.
Speaker 1: And she said I'm living my best left. Oh. When
Speaker 1: she said that, I literally was like, I don't think
Speaker 1: I can watch the rest of this. It was so
Speaker 1: it was just I literally was like she's literally trying
Speaker 1: to convince herself. She was so fat. That whole moment
Speaker 1: was so fake. Yeah, she I think she she looked
Speaker 1: at it like a lawyer. She was looking at this
Speaker 1: whole thing like a lawyer. And she wanted to win
Speaker 1: the case, which would be to get Peter right. But
Speaker 1: Peter couldn't do it in the way that she wanted,
Speaker 1: so she just struck a deal, and her deal was
Speaker 1: to get Briant. Like she just honestly, it's like that's
Speaker 1: what she was looking at. She was being really stubborn.
Speaker 1: Both of them were being you didn't do it in
Speaker 1: the way that I wanted you to do it, Like
Speaker 1: it's a crazy ego like smashing of the ego. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just even and even I know, jumping a little bit
Speaker 1: of heave. And when even when the scene where he were,
Speaker 1: Brian finds out it's him, and she's like, you know,
Speaker 1: does that sort of fake? You know they do that
Speaker 1: fake I'm gonna say it's not you, but then it
Speaker 1: is you. That hers was very real. She was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I've always liked you, and I kind of
Speaker 1: liked we had but yeah, I think I want to
Speaker 1: continue liking you. Like it, she's like, she's like, she's like,
Speaker 1: there was one choice. It was just what I always
Speaker 1: go for when I'm drawn to, and that's the chase.
Speaker 1: And then there's you who's been studying into me. Like
Speaker 1: that was okay, So death at the very before Peter
Speaker 1: he said he felt attacked and she said why why
Speaker 1: do you feel attacked? Why do you feel attacked? And
Speaker 1: why do you and then she attacked him and then
Speaker 1: basically was like, I guess it should just wasn't for you,
Speaker 1: like meaning she that bitch was trying to make him
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be the fucking badgel. Also, she I
Speaker 1: hope he's the bachelor. He felt love, I hope I
Speaker 1: know he felt what he felt. How can I tell
Speaker 1: you what you're feeling. Yeah, So he goes on and
Speaker 1: he was he was very raw, he was very upset.
Speaker 1: He says how he's feeling, and then she's like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not feeling like that. She literally like just dismissed
Speaker 1: everything he was feeling because she was trying to like
Speaker 1: save face and like, I'm not, I'm not. The whole
Speaker 1: thing was so it was so ridiculous. It's like the
Speaker 1: whole Rachel we've seen the entire season just crumbled in
Speaker 1: front of ours. She was such a bit Yeah, she
Speaker 1: I think the attacking part too. I think he was
Speaker 1: responded to when she said I'm living my best life
Speaker 1: and she did that stuff like that's when he kind
Speaker 1: of felt attacked, like he was. She was being a
Speaker 1: bit being awful and she was like showing off and
Speaker 1: kind of like it was just so her her ego
Speaker 1: was hurt and she's made up her mind and like
Speaker 1: the sheer fact that we couldn't get one female for
Speaker 1: Sanford because she's having her engagement party like she is
Speaker 1: the night. You know she's gonna be brad Zella. So
Speaker 1: she's doing in Dallas? Does that mean they're going to
Speaker 1: move to Dallas? Well it was so gross. Okay, so
Speaker 1: here we go. We'll get one second. So then the wind,
Speaker 1: the wind, so then the pros and the eyelashes. The
Speaker 1: gods were so angry. I was for the wind. Was
Speaker 1: the best favorite episode, The wind, The wind, for the wind.
Speaker 1: I wanted the wind to pick up and grow him
Speaker 1: down the clips of Spain like a par of glider aerodynamics,
Speaker 1: literally like pick him up. I can't believe you didn't
Speaker 1: see the cheeks at the beginning. I did now and
Speaker 1: now it's all I can see. Even Mother Nature was like, match,
Speaker 1: this couple is terrible. She was like, and I wanted
Speaker 1: him to float away, float down the clips and the wind.
Speaker 1: So wait a minute, so now that we really think
Speaker 1: and we did, this is like five minutes ago. She
Speaker 1: was they had to do this because she was crying
Speaker 1: in Spain for two days and they were like, what
Speaker 1: do you want to do? And she was like, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be the only fucking bachelor in history
Speaker 1: that didn't get a proposal like her ego was like,
Speaker 1: I better have a ring on it. Let's do what
Speaker 1: we gotta do. Kennedy, what do you think That's what
Speaker 1: we're all for dealing with here today too, is the
Speaker 1: fact that president Trump president, the basketbad is over Trump
Speaker 1: Stiller president. And it's that moment after every finale, no
Speaker 1: matter how great or bad it is, you go, that
Speaker 1: was just I wasted a lot of hours in my life.
Speaker 1: Probably look at this whole notebook is about this, This
Speaker 1: whole we're doing. We're doing the emotional walk of shame
Speaker 1: right now, we are doing Oh my god, that's to
Speaker 1: get way to the emotional ashamed of ourselves. But I
Speaker 1: do think that at the end of the day, she
Speaker 1: did like she really did, like Brian the whole time
Speaker 1: she did, she wasnt in the bang um. But then
Speaker 1: there is you know, it's you know, she she her,
Speaker 1: she needs to be in control. He'll do whatever she wants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So all that stuff sort
Speaker 1: of aligns with you know, I'm in control. This is
Speaker 1: what we're doing. He's a total puppy and she wants
Speaker 1: to bang him. So I can see her saying yes
Speaker 1: to him, but not me. He's a perfectly affable guy.
Speaker 1: He wasn't a dick, like he was a cheesy ass,
Speaker 1: but like like he was. There was no moment where
Speaker 1: he was rude or meeting the other guys. If I
Speaker 1: saw if he came in the door, I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: like you're the world like he just it was easy
Speaker 1: even that moment. And this is when you're like, just
Speaker 1: when I start to think, okay, maybe they're well suited
Speaker 1: for each other, he comes out and like Chris is
Speaker 1: just trying to you know, you know, to stay awake,
Speaker 1: and then he's like one second, Chris, I've got this,
Speaker 1: and he proposes it. It's all this is the He's
Speaker 1: too good. I mean, it was better than Vanessa and Neck.
Speaker 1: Like I did appreciate that he they want to look happy,
Speaker 1: but like we all know him as Jerome. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: nobody knows him as Jerome. Side No, I don't get
Speaker 1: the Jerome cause I guess they were I guess on
Speaker 1: her website she was calling or like as like his
Speaker 1: secret code, and he was like nobody knew that or care.
Speaker 1: He has these off. Somebody tweeted to me these awful
Speaker 1: things he's selling that are like iPhone cases and mugs
Speaker 1: that are doctor abbs. It's like she'd be like doctor cheek.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows you for your abs, bro, I don't even
Speaker 1: I don't even remember seeing either. So then will you
Speaker 1: remarry me? Was so cheesy? But why um? Why did
Speaker 1: he did he? Honestly I was so upset at this point,
Speaker 1: I don't remember what did he? Yeah? Again, did he
Speaker 1: give her a ring? He did, but it was because
Speaker 1: she hasn't been able to wear it, because they were
Speaker 1: going to try to make it like is she engaged?
Speaker 1: Just like, Okay, she's a fucking engaged serious And then
Speaker 1: they go where are you gonna live? And so then
Speaker 1: they're like, so where do you go from here? They're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're just saying, no wedding plan, Katie, Katie,
Speaker 1: No wedding plans Katie. There's an exhale. Yeah, this piss
Speaker 1: me off more than anything. They're just like, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: just gonna take it slow and get to know each
Speaker 1: other and just be like a normal couple and live
Speaker 1: our normal lives. Oh the thing Peter was fucking saying
Speaker 1: that he wanted Katie. Yes, yes, they screamed at the team.
Speaker 1: I thought she I thought she was going to go
Speaker 1: further and be like, We're gonna catch some football games
Speaker 1: and baseball games and then maybe the farms. And I've
Speaker 1: just been like, like, I think she was like doing
Speaker 1: it to fucking piss off Peter's Yes, okay, guys. So
Speaker 1: for them, they said where are we going to live?
Speaker 1: They said, Dallas, Miami or l A. I'm like a TV.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking lawyer and you're a doctor in l A.
Speaker 1: She wants He's like, yet, you shoulder blades a litt
Speaker 1: bit higher than the other ones. Let me send someone
Speaker 1: in dr ab, give me a break. Um No, But
Speaker 1: do you think that this couple will remain together? I
Speaker 1: think she's almost so fucking crazy that she knows they
Speaker 1: need to get married to stay on in the public eye,
Speaker 1: and she sees like Jade and Tanner and stuff. Side note,
Speaker 1: apparently Curly and Evan are having a baby. That couple.
Speaker 1: That's cute. I don't know that here or not, but
Speaker 1: Laurie texted me that, I mean, Bachelor in Paradise is
Speaker 1: a better track record because they get to hang out more.
Speaker 1: They could just been a whole month together. Yeah. I also,
Speaker 1: I just think I think you're right art and I
Speaker 1: think they're gonna I think they're gonna really try, but
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna Reachel's trying for the wrong reason.
Speaker 1: He says, the tables turned, and now she's gonna like
Speaker 1: trying to make it work to save face. So then
Speaker 1: they asked about the mother, and she said, um Olga
Speaker 1: called me yesterday and said, I'm so happy to bring
Speaker 1: her along to the family. Oh god, oh god, oh
Speaker 1: god from the jow Okay, oh, oh, welcome the family. Okay,
Speaker 1: you lose web bright, No, they will look better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, can you imagine the second phone call. We're
Speaker 1: not going to live in Miami. We're not going to
Speaker 1: live underneath your house. Oh my god. Oh see how
Speaker 1: that goes. He said, she's got sass, she's got charm,
Speaker 1: and she's an attorney. And that turns me on. I
Speaker 1: was so grossed out. That is such as nothing okay
Speaker 1: about that. That's charm, attorney. That your mom, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm looking for. It's so gross. So every time she
Speaker 1: makes me breakfast and she goes case closed and I
Speaker 1: can barely eat my egg. My boner is for making
Speaker 1: me horny. And then we have to talk about the
Speaker 1: the epic bachelor's amazing. How fucking tacky is it that
Speaker 1: they're like, we'll show you the ripe footage like they
Speaker 1: like they like literally could not be more exciting of
Speaker 1: some like chubby producer guy going like and we saw
Speaker 1: our girl, our girlfriend Danielle talking about her boobs. What
Speaker 1: happened there? She got cute little new boobs and was
Speaker 1: like being honest about it. All I love her, made
Speaker 1: me love her even more love her I saw I
Speaker 1: got like in real life, we met her, we saw
Speaker 1: her and her she got a cute. They're adorable. They're
Speaker 1: like a plus beat, like their normal little tiny um
Speaker 1: and she was like, I don't even know what to
Speaker 1: do with this. Yeah, she's so cute. She's so cute. Um.
Speaker 1: I had forgotten that she got so far. My wife
Speaker 1: had to remind me. I was like, wait, when did
Speaker 1: she Where was she? She's like, yeah, she's right, Yeah
Speaker 1: she was was she was a owner. She was from
Speaker 1: next hometown. Um, Paradise looks amazing, Dean looks very Dean
Speaker 1: looks like a hit. Yeah, and it starts. It starts
Speaker 1: next Monday, after we've hung out with all of that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know any spoilers like what if
Speaker 1: someone them are engaged? What if Dean or Benzi? I
Speaker 1: can't say anyway, no, like what if I don't want
Speaker 1: to know? I don't want to know. It looks like
Speaker 1: jack Stone and Stone and Stone and Stone and Stone
Speaker 1: might have met Mrs Stone. And it feels like what's
Speaker 1: her name? Chokey Choke is choking everyone along, joking choking everyone,
Speaker 1: and Chokey was in the audience that she just looked tired.
Speaker 1: What was her name again, Jasmine Choke Choke choke Raven
Speaker 1: looks like she was popular. Somebody loved the idea of Falcon,
Speaker 1: loved the idea, but then he met mother of two.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, every man she she was like that
Speaker 1: girl a few years ago that every guy that had
Speaker 1: the green eyes that on the what was her name?
Speaker 1: That every guy couldn't resist her evil Samantha, every guy
Speaker 1: fail for Samantha. And the twins are back, of course,
Speaker 1: the twins are back. And Daniel our friend, Daniel Canadian,
Speaker 1: and it looks like he might have found and he well,
Speaker 1: he's at least doing a porn video. That's right, you
Speaker 1: need a video. I love him so much. Well, before
Speaker 1: we go on, um, before we get towards to it
Speaker 1: of the week, I just want to say everyone said
Speaker 1: such nice emails last week, and we are ending the
Speaker 1: season with two more. Will you accept this Rose shelter
Speaker 1: pas Our first one is she adopted a pit ball
Speaker 1: named Petunia. Oh my god. Vicky Denman, Hello, Art and Aaron, Anna, Katie,
Speaker 1: Robert Paget, Esteem guests and everyone else is at the
Speaker 1: world except this Rose family. Me. Petunia, my husband Dave
Speaker 1: and I adopted her last week from a shelter and Riverside.
Speaker 1: She's four years old, was on death row and scheduled
Speaker 1: to be out of the kill list. She's legit, so mellow,
Speaker 1: so sweet. She just wants to cuddle and give kisses. Seriously, Adopt,
Speaker 1: Don't Shop podcast is a highlight to my mundane work week.
Speaker 1: I always look forward to it. You were the best,
Speaker 1: so you know what? Can I just say? Also a
Speaker 1: pull from like Riverside area and that whole area, Like
Speaker 1: they're the most put down dogs in that area. It's
Speaker 1: very high kill area. So she like she's literally saved
Speaker 1: a life. The best. Yeah, pippos are the best. So
Speaker 1: she has a she has a portrait coming her way
Speaker 1: is on online. I have a lot. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of love and not a lot of talent or
Speaker 1: art supplies, so I do the best that I can.
Speaker 1: Here's our second pet painting is going out. Um this
Speaker 1: is from Alicia McConnell. She says, I hope I'm not
Speaker 1: too late in sending this body. I adopted this little
Speaker 1: cutie from Critter Cavalry Rescue, New England last weekend. His
Speaker 1: name is Bruce Wayne McConnell and he's the best kitten
Speaker 1: in the world. Love love, love the show. So she
Speaker 1: also has a portrait coming, So cute little portrait coming
Speaker 1: to I'm going to have I have the portraits with me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's awesome Batman. So here's Petunia, and
Speaker 1: here's here I've done. That's what I do on Green Island. God,
Speaker 1: you do that. It's like you know, I have cards
Speaker 1: for you guys to sign for them. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I've already done them. I'm on at you guys. That's
Speaker 1: what happens when you just guys. You're gonna really love
Speaker 1: these paintings. They're they're coming. And then I have one Mario,
Speaker 1: and so we have new pets coming up that are
Speaker 1: their shelter pets. Of the week, Katie is going to
Speaker 1: say them if you adopt them, you will get a
Speaker 1: portrait and an extra special song. Or have you adopt
Speaker 1: any dog anything pet? So our pets this week this
Speaker 1: week are in Cleveland. Our first pet comes from PAUSE
Speaker 1: and that's uh ship. They're in Cleveland and in the
Speaker 1: first one comes from PAUSE, which is Public Animal Welfare
Speaker 1: Society UH. She has a cat named Dolores. She says
Speaker 1: she has a spunky, torvy, super cute, has a strong personality,
Speaker 1: and she's extremely outgoing and affectionate, but wants to be
Speaker 1: the only pet. So if you want to find her,
Speaker 1: you can find her at Pause, Ohio dot org. And
Speaker 1: the dog is Mr Jones. He's a twelve year old
Speaker 1: Chow Chow lab. He's been at the shelter for three
Speaker 1: months and he really he's a great, loving dog. He's
Speaker 1: good with kids. He just wants to cuddle with you
Speaker 1: and watch Netflix on the couch. And he has at
Speaker 1: the Cleveland Animal Protection League and you can find him
Speaker 1: at Cleveland APL dot org. And they also have a
Speaker 1: bunch of other great animals all be on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: So thank you so much. And we have one more
Speaker 1: email engagement is marriage. April Bryce Emails Arden and Gang
Speaker 1: my boyfriend Rog and I met last year and bonded
Speaker 1: over our love of the Bachelor franchise. I'll admit it.
Speaker 1: We used to listen to a different podcast, Boo, but
Speaker 1: when I sold them on this carnival, like Jewel of
Speaker 1: Wit and Peter pant c Larity, our lives were changed forever.
Speaker 1: This season, You're all on fire. We entertain our cat,
Speaker 1: who we adopted from our shelter in June by doing
Speaker 1: impressions of art and doing impressions of Kenny Catty cat.
Speaker 1: Saturday night, Raj asked me to marry him on the
Speaker 1: rooftop of our apartment in Brooklyn. He proposed with a
Speaker 1: beautiful ring and a rose, which I was accepted one
Speaker 1: thousand percent to keep it one hundred. I did check
Speaker 1: on his definition of engagement, and like Peter, he believes
Speaker 1: that engagement is marriage. So happy, so congratulations and makes
Speaker 1: the sour finale thath my god. I just love the
Speaker 1: idea of somebody doing an impression of me doing an
Speaker 1: impression of Kenny Catty cat Catty Catty Catty Cat officially
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Speaker 1: we get down to our final for the Rachel season.
Speaker 1: Our final tweet of the week. You guys were on
Speaker 1: fire last night. I texted Aaron eighteen finalists and she's
Speaker 1: nerded down to five and she's going to read them
Speaker 1: because she's better than I. A Here we go, Alex Jaffee. Yes,
Speaker 1: let's stick our head out of these separate windows like
Speaker 1: we just didn't funk for the last six hours. That
Speaker 1: one made me laugh very hard. Uh set that one.
Speaker 1: One can't wait to see what mom's Uh can't wait
Speaker 1: to see what Brian's mom makes them from breakfast tomorrow
Speaker 1: morning in the Fantasy suit sweet hashtag huevos bone share
Speaker 1: so good, it's so good, I mean I was dying,
Speaker 1: aspiring Kelly at k Craig ten, congrats Brian. Your proposal
Speaker 1: was the only proposal I've ever passed forward through parentheses
Speaker 1: twice I did the same thing. Oh my god twice twice.
Speaker 1: So good at Megan Corbett? Uh, Meg Corbs. Do you
Speaker 1: think Rachel is forced to get Mama Brian injected into
Speaker 1: her face to gain her approval? And, last, but not
Speaker 1: least at live at Olivia, Brian is a human equivalent
Speaker 1: of the eggplant emoji. I'm gonna limit it down to
Speaker 1: bone cherros and I'm gonna say I'm gonna say fast forward.
Speaker 1: Can we hear those again? And who they're from? Final two?
Speaker 1: Set back? Uh basebone One can't wait to see what
Speaker 1: Brian's mom makes them for breakfast tomorrow morning in the
Speaker 1: Fantasy Suite hashtag hole waos, bone cheros and aspiring Kelly
Speaker 1: at k craig ten. Congrats, Brian. Your proposal was the
Speaker 1: only proposal I've ever fast forwarded through twice. That's so good, Rob,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna as much as I love set Fat, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna actually go with fast forward through twice because I
Speaker 1: did too, Katie, Bone Charros and for Bone Cherros Te, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll pick one and then you get to be the decider. Okay,
Speaker 1: Bone Cherros are fast for through twice. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: Bone Cherros. Karen, you know, fast forwarded twice just hit
Speaker 1: me because I did that, but Bone Charros made me
Speaker 1: laugh out loud. So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna good
Speaker 1: so good that winning it's appropriate, you know what, We
Speaker 1: at least needed one person that we've been rooting for
Speaker 1: this season. To you guys. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: just for sticking with us all season. We will be
Speaker 1: back next weekend with our new season of My Favorite part.
Speaker 1: I mean, basically, I feel like we've survived these two
Speaker 1: ship shows to get to the real Let's get to
Speaker 1: the real me. So because of that, because it airs
Speaker 1: on Monday and Tuesday nights, the podcast will now post
Speaker 1: on Thursday because we're going to record them on Wednesdays
Speaker 1: because they're a too night affair, so they're gonna they are.
Speaker 1: They're Monday and Tuesday night, so we'll record on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: so they go. So check your thing in buck, it'll
Speaker 1: be next. They'll start going up on Thursday. Check your
Speaker 1: life at the door because we're not going to time
Speaker 1: for anything else. Oh my god. Any final thoughts to
Speaker 1: you guys. I can't wait for this weekend. I can't
Speaker 1: wait for this week can't wait for thee in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Who are you most excited to meet? Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm most excited to meet Alex. I got him for you.
Speaker 1: I got him for you. I'd be most excited to
Speaker 1: meet Kenny. I think Kenny looks like a sweetheart. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie and say that. I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you yesterday I texted with Alex and Kenny, and I
Speaker 1: have spoken with Dean on the phone. I dreams dream
Speaker 1: I'm like most intrigued to meet Alex because I don't
Speaker 1: get it and I love it, Like what is he?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is the deal? But the predator in
Speaker 1: me is so excited Jimmy Dean, I just can't I
Speaker 1: want to catch a new twink. It's like get out
Speaker 1: wells to catch it, to catch catch a twink, to
Speaker 1: catch a twink predator, I mean. And also that next
Speaker 1: episode of Grief is tink. He remember like growing up
Speaker 1: on a with the it was bugs, Bunny and the
Speaker 1: Abominable snow Man. We getting like pet but like I
Speaker 1: love him and pet him is like, that's gonna be
Speaker 1: me with Dean squeezing my twink to my face exactly,
Speaker 1: with the ram and a Lenny like doing like he's
Speaker 1: just so key you. You're gonna Lenny the ship out
Speaker 1: of I can't wait to I'm like die back, it's
Speaker 1: rolling over, chase it. I'm a round green violet. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you. You can't hide. You can hide
Speaker 1: in a hidy hole. Funny, but I'm like it starts
Speaker 1: to leave in your ead and then the dad's floating
Speaker 1: over being like, oh, I don't know, dude. On the exit,
Speaker 1: Mama needs a hug. I'm just one person. Let me
Speaker 1: hug your Let me hug your y Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and all is a large Samoan man coming your mind? Son?
Speaker 1: You mind? Your dick is my now? Who? Sneaky snake?
Speaker 1: Sneak snakes. Now's the drake, It's now the snake traus.
Speaker 1: Nicky dross a stead. Mama needs you, slippery. MoMA's in grieving.
Speaker 1: The train is off the rails. The train is off
Speaker 1: the rail. Yeah, MoMA is in grief. You need to
Speaker 1: And poor Dean, poor Wills just feels a boot on
Speaker 1: his back and like he's the dingy going what did
Speaker 1: I don't do anything? Did I do it? There? Get out,
Speaker 1: get the funk out? Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. And then Kenny will carry me off
Speaker 1: the island. I'll be back in society. Come on, grave
Speaker 1: file here I hear. And if I find lipstick in
Speaker 1: in caves, she's going to be fair. She's gonna be emparadised.
Speaker 1: That's what's gonna wait for me on the other side
Speaker 1: of grief. Island is paradise. Paradise. I can't even handle it.
Speaker 1: I take a pineapple and my ration appall season because
Speaker 1: I don't know when I'm going to eat again. I'll
Speaker 1: kill Oh my god, Wow, Katie, who are you most
Speaker 1: excited to meet Kenny and Dean? Are you gonna try
Speaker 1: to catch a twink or catch a wrestler? Pretty white
Speaker 1: pimple will be harder to pinned down. But I got
Speaker 1: strong legs, train is strong. Are you gonna come, Rob?
Speaker 1: You can have my guest pass, all right? I mean
Speaker 1: that's yeah. I mean I'd love to be I'd love
Speaker 1: to be the just come. I just want to Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want to see you in action. It's going
Speaker 1: to be just chasing, just like a nospedo And they're like, ma'am, ma'am,
Speaker 1: will you cover? You need an upper top. You're not
Speaker 1: as siman man. We can't find just chick deans, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Well the festivals over, ma'am. It's Tuesday. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: to leave now, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Alright, well guys,
Speaker 1: great season you guys. Yeah, yeah, here we go. Great
Speaker 1: good game. Don't touch me, don't teach me high five? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm going to Katie. I want to
Speaker 1: thank you formally again. I would mouth kiss you if
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to give you a cold as a
Speaker 1: thank you. Thank you, I say, I would mouth kiss
Speaker 1: you as a thank you for letting all of our
Speaker 1: dreams come true. Thank you for giving me the only
Speaker 1: thing that is important to my like and we're giving
Speaker 1: me real friends. I finally have a hobby. Oh by
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