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Speaker 1: Okay, op add in your butt to your favorite movie title?

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Speaker 1: What's the new title and plot? Here we go, little

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Speaker 1: women in my butt, There will be blood in my butt,

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Speaker 1: God inside out in my butt. Hah, the whole nine

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Speaker 1: yards in my butt, Predator in my butt, A few

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Speaker 1: good men in my butt.

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Speaker 2: They were good men. Parasites in my butt.

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Speaker 1: Twelve angry men in my butt, bro twelve though, Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's a lot.

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Speaker 2: That's gaping butt. That is excessive.

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Speaker 1: She's the man in my butt. Oh yeah, she is

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Speaker 1: the dark Knight rises in my butt. And I think

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Speaker 1: this subs all of these up very well, a series

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Speaker 1: of unfortunate events in my butt.

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Speaker 2: Man, Reddit you you delivered, Deliver, Baby Deliver, Thank you

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Speaker 2: all for this one. But Joe, what's your favorite movie? Dude?

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Speaker 2: What is my favorite.

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Speaker 1: Mintitude in my butt? I guess inception in my butt.

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Speaker 1: It's like multiple layers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just like the movie how It's you know,

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Speaker 3: has all these different layers like in my butt.

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Speaker 1: It adds so much. So what's what's predator in my butt?

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Speaker 2: About? Imagining? It's about like a pedophile? True?

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Speaker 3: Actually actually yeah, I was gonna say, like because like

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Speaker 3: alien versus predator and I was like, well, if it

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Speaker 3: comes out of your butthole, like you might actually.

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Speaker 2: Say, oh god, it's birds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, because like the thing with the predator is

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Speaker 3: like it pops out your stomach like you're dead, yeah,

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Speaker 3: instead of organs. But if it does just like fall

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Speaker 3: out between.

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Speaker 2: Or how about little women in my butt?

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Speaker 3: Little women, maybe that's like microscopic women who basically they're

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Speaker 3: like Earth is the rim of your butthole?

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Speaker 2: Excellent, But dude, you're washing those people off.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw a lot of episodes,

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Speaker 1: but John washhole. Yeah, yeah, no, women are surviving there.

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Speaker 1: How about the whole nine yards that's just a massive

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Speaker 1: massive so longer long beg spice me, but ex.

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Speaker 2: Go mad man, I'm moving boxes, all dame.

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Speaker 3: That was for like second, for second, that was the

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Speaker 3: hardest hitting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like that was just smacking you in the face.

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Speaker 2: All right, all right, back me in the face and

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Speaker 2: call me Charlie. All right, we got another one for

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Speaker 2: you here, also involving a holes. Excellent, what screams.

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Speaker 3: I'm an a hole without saying many things can do

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Speaker 3: that on ye, yeah, I want to hear it.

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Speaker 2: Tell me number one, cutting in front of the line in.

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Speaker 1: Queues sounds like someone's British, like Americans do not respect

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Speaker 3: Actually, I was just waiting for a Halloween costume the

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Speaker 3: other day. Someone just popped right in front.

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Speaker 2: I was like.

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Speaker 3: Next one, people who speak to their waiters, last waitress

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Speaker 3: like there beneath them. Terrible is so awful, like because

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Speaker 3: to me, it's like the insecurity of the person is

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Speaker 3: basically like I feel so bad about myself that I

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Speaker 2: To show power in this very like terrible way. I can't.

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 1: Definitely, I think you could honestly judge someone pretty well

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Speaker 1: on how they treat their weight staff.

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Speaker 3: Next one leaving a frozen item or meat on a

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Speaker 1: Damn specific, this is obviously happened. Yeah, they're gonna calling

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Speaker 1: someone out. Melted ice cream all over Aisle seven.

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Speaker 3: Exactly like it was the last Rocky Road and you

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Speaker 3: were just craving it at one am. You just scan

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Speaker 3: every single freezer only to find it in between.

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Speaker 2: The bread and that me be soggy now supergrows.

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Speaker 3: Next one, cleaning out of your car in a parking lot,

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Speaker 3: then throwing your trash on the ground.

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Speaker 2: That's just littering. Does that you can't litter? Bro? Who

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Speaker 2: does g littering?

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Speaker 3: For all you school kids out there? Putting chewed gum

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Speaker 2: Is that a thing?

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Speaker 3: Why went to every single desk in every grade ever

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Speaker 1: It off, Yeah, dude, and then has to eat it

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Speaker 1: elf style. Yeah, respect respect to uh to the janitary

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Speaker 2: Next one, not cleaning up after your dog.

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Speaker 1: Saw a dude with a dog on the beach and

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Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna pick it up, and then I just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just like, come on, come on. My aunt actually

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Speaker 3: So she always has like massive golden retrievers, and so

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Speaker 3: she brings like paper place with her and she slides

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Speaker 3: it under their legs when they squat to poop, and

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Speaker 2: Puts it in a Some reflexes right there. It's smart.

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Speaker 2: You understand your dog like oh shit boo, and think

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Speaker 3: Understand from the owner's perspective, you basically have to like

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Speaker 3: yeas or anything. Bro, I actually have a story here, yeah,

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Speaker 3: hit me.

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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 1: I remember my first girlfriend ever. I took my dog

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Speaker 1: Oscar with me and her to Santa Barbara. Great day,

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Speaker 1: great day, right, and we went to see like all

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Speaker 2: It was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: And when we were checking out the shop, we're walking

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Speaker 1: it's not a normal poop. It is the most liquidy

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Speaker 1: diarrhea I've ever seen. And the thing is it's not

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Speaker 1: craft and I'm like, buck, what do I do? And

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Speaker 1: I'm standing there and my girlfriend now ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Just dips.

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Speaker 1: She just walks off to leave me alone to try

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Speaker 1: she leaves. She leaves for the whole day, not for

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Speaker 1: I thought we were in this together. And so I

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Speaker 1: had to go like initially of like should I just leave?

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Speaker 1: But I doubt I do the right thing. I go

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Speaker 1: into the store and get a bunch of paper towels

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Speaker 1: and put it on the ground. And it was disgusting.

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Speaker 2: I'm legitimate, like close to vomiting right now. Yeah, it

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Speaker 2: was nasty. It was super nasty. It's super discussed. Thanks

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Speaker 2: for sharing. You're welcome. Listen to that episode and then

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Speaker 2: eat your lunch. Guys, all right.

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Speaker 3: Next one, not using headphones and playing music loudly in

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Speaker 3: public places?

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Speaker 2: Why are people always do that?

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Speaker 3: Dude, Like walking through a target, I'm just trying to

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Speaker 3: find like some paper towels and some person just.

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Speaker 1: Blasting Yeah, or like they're blasting their own SoundCloud music

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Speaker 1: like ru, what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Or like on the subway or if you've ever taken.

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Speaker 1: Public transportation, there's always some guy playing his own music.

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Speaker 3: And see, here's the thing I actually do. I don't

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Speaker 3: know if other people feel this way. I actually do

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Speaker 3: like hearing music playing loudly in cars if I mess

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Speaker 3: with them. But when I'm like on the train or subway,

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Speaker 3: I want to listen to like my music or podcasts

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Speaker 3: or like whatever, and I can't escape, Like I can't

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Speaker 3: go to the next lane, I can't like get in

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Speaker 3: front of.

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Speaker 2: You, you know what I mean. So it's just inconsiderate,

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Speaker 2: it's just sucking.

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Speaker 3: And last but not Lee, we have one doing a

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Speaker 3: little crossover shout out kind of people who do nothing

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Speaker 3: while their kid is.

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Speaker 2: Being a little shiz entitled parents.

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Speaker 1: Parents, and uh that's about it. I think that's a wrap.

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Speaker 1: So beware of these a holes. They're out there in

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Speaker 1: the world trying to mess up your day.

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Speaker 2: And you know what you should do to avoid being

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Speaker 2: an a hole? Oh what? John h SWP scribe Baby,

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Speaker 2: We'll see you next time, See you next time.