1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's getting your hair clean with 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: a meaty summer vibe, introducing Shampoobacue sauce. Get your soft, 3 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: silky hair with a smoky mesquite shine dry. Yeah, it 4 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:25,319 Speaker 1: also comes in Coconut curl and Carolina Reaper thanks to 5 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 1: Laser Stories. 6 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 2: The segment where we read weird news stories around the. 7 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: Globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. 8 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,560 Speaker 2: Those other charcoal catour kids just don't. 9 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:43,879 Speaker 1: First Laser stories out of the Splashy Spring Symposium. The 10 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: New York Times recently did a big feature on how 11 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 1: rich people are moving on from fine wine and now 12 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: getting in on fine waters. A writer for The Times 13 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 1: recently went to a fine water competition where six judges 14 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: or Water Somalia's Stop It Blind Taste tested one hundred 15 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,320 Speaker 1: and seven different types of mineral water from all over 16 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: the world. 17 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 2: I really have. 18 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 1: Become a water snob, like heavy on first than Fiji. 19 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 3: See I'm tap I like, I think it's more interested 20 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 3: in this if it was tapped from different parts in 21 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 3: the country. 22 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, I would have assumed 23 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:23,040 Speaker 2: brook was gutter. 24 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 1: So you know what, that's a big step up for 25 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: you like why they say each type of fine water 26 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,759 Speaker 1: has a distinct taste depending on where it comes from 27 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,119 Speaker 1: in the mix of minerals it has. Some of them 28 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:39,400 Speaker 1: now go for hundreds of dollars per bottle. So if 29 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 1: you have an old Fiji, preferably the year twenty fifteen, 30 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: stuck in the back of your garage fridge, you could 31 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 1: be rich. 32 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 3: Aging in a plastic bottle that's seeping plastic into it. 33 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 2: Well, why does a twenty year oldsauni sound awful? 34 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: Yeah? 35 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding. 36 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: Most of these waters, I'm sure you've never been heard 37 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: of before, including the winner this year that consisted of 38 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 1: melted snow which had been filtered through Peruvian volcanic rock. 39 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not. 40 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 3: North American volcanic rock. 41 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 2: Really gross. 42 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: The judges also taste tested one made of mist gathered 43 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: from a pine forest in Tasmania, but sadly they came 44 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: in fourteenth right behind a bottle of disani that was 45 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,639 Speaker 1: purchased at a Newark airport. 46 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 2: See there we go. 47 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 3: It's stories like this that make it so hard to 48 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 3: like rich people. 49 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 2: Yea, I know. 50 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 1: Anyway, the idea of fine water isn't new, but it's 51 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 1: becoming a lot trendier, especially because people are drinking less 52 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 1: alcohol than they used to. 53 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 2: Plus some people. 54 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: Are even converting their old wine cellars into water cellars. 55 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 2: Cawn, Now, I don't know about that. 56 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: This next lazer stories out of trend towns. I have 57 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 1: a question for the room. Would you be four or 58 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: against showers with grandma? 59 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 2: I've fallen and I can get aft. 60 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: Not like for fun, he needed help in the shower. 61 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 2: At this point. It showers with my mom. 62 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 3: I mean, how old are we are we adults when 63 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 3: we're doing this? 64 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 2: Okay, it's just a simple question. You don't need that 65 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 2: much because it might not be what you're thinking. 66 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 1: Apparently there's a new trend of baby showers for the grandparents, 67 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: for the new grandparents. 68 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 3: Okay, we're not actually getting naked with our grandparents. This 69 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 3: is a present party. 70 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to disappoint you, but this is about giving 71 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: gifts to grandparents for an incoming baby. Oh man, there's 72 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: plenty of websites where you can find that other stuff 73 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:36,839 Speaker 1: that you want. 74 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 2: So why is this a thing? 75 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: Some people say grandma showers are a heartwarming way to 76 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: honor a. 77 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 2: New chapter in life. 78 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: Others say it's inappropriate and even a little narcissistic. In fact, 79 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: some people believe a grandma shower shifts the focus away 80 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: from the actual parents. 81 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 2: Yeah I was pregnant, My mom would have a shower. 82 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, Yeah, which feels like you're I'm showing up 83 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 3: in a white dress to your wedding. 84 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she might do both things. 85 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: A bigger issue could be that this is yet another 86 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: party that friends and relatives might feel obligated to attend 87 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: with a gift. 88 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 3: Give the grandma, gift the mom again, they'll do free 89 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 3: baby might be trade off. 90 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to live close to them, the trade off. 91 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 2: Let's be honest. 92 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:27,279 Speaker 1: Some are feeling gifted out by all of these new 93 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: celebrations that are popping up, especially since many people treat 94 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: showers as a way to help first time parents with 95 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 1: the onslaught of extra expenses. 96 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 3: Yeah you're not even supposed to have a shower if 97 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 3: it's your second or third baby. 98 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 2: Yeah you can have that, really. 99 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, you can have a sprinkle is what they're called. Now, 100 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 3: we're not asking for expensive gifts, but maybe people give 101 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,599 Speaker 3: some cute clothes or some books or whatever. 102 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 1: Right, all right, Well, regardless, this is happening Grandma showers 103 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: are a real thing and it's trending. 104 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 2: Okay, this next laser story is out of film land. 105 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 3: That's fun. 106 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 1: Moviegoers at AMC theaters are in for a rude awakening 107 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: starting next month. A few commercials and coming attractions before 108 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: a movie begins, that's pretty much expected. 109 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, but soon enough. 110 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:17,359 Speaker 1: AMC will be delaying the start times of movies even more. 111 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 1: There and I went thirty minutes after a set of 112 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: a start and I still had start. 113 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. 114 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: So where will the added commercial or commercials go right 115 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 1: before the movie begins? Oh? 116 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 2: I thought you're going to say, right right in the middle. 117 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 3: I mean they're going to start having intermissions with commercials, 118 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 3: so right. 119 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 1: And this is like right before it says feature presentation, 120 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,599 Speaker 1: and the advertiser will pay AMC a premium for that 121 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: starting time. 122 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,159 Speaker 2: Dude, it's not like this. 123 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,280 Speaker 3: The theaters are swimming in cash man. You know, nobody's 124 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,479 Speaker 3: going like they have to do something. 125 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: So, as you can imagine, people aren't happy about this. 126 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: The folks on Twitter went off, oh you. 127 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 3: Crazy, because usually people of Twitter are so positive. 128 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: One said, I show up to every movie thirty minutes 129 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 1: after the start time. It's always exactly as the movie 130 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:11,440 Speaker 1: is beginning. 131 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 2: But now what time should I show up? 132 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 1: Forty five minutes early, an hour early, three days early, 133 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:19,479 Speaker 1: so that. 134 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 3: Probably I don't mind going early and sitting through all 135 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 3: the odds. The only the only problem is my snacks 136 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 3: are over by the time starts. That's my issue. 137 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 2: You're already sleep. 138 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 3: I just need like a little like bloop up on 139 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 3: the screen that says, go buy them now. 140 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. So when you book your next ticket online, make 141 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: sure you budget in plenty of extra time for those 142 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,679 Speaker 1: extra commercials because that's starting on July first. 143 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 2: Oh boy, right, all the summer is Yeah. 144 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 1: Your final laser story is out of word worlds. You 145 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,919 Speaker 1: ever heard an uncommon word that catches your attention because 146 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 1: it sounds like something naughty, Yeah, but it's actually totally innocent. 147 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you got jo? 148 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,479 Speaker 1: A new study was done and it found the top 149 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 1: words that sound somewhat erotic but aren't. And here's the 150 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:12,000 Speaker 1: top ones, along with their actual meanings. Number three dongle. 151 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 2: And you're like, shut up. What is a dongle? 152 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 1: That's any device that can be plugged into a hardware 153 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: port on a computer, plug the hardware. 154 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 2: We're really going to struggle to get through these. 155 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: Number two gesticulated that means to make or use hand gestures, 156 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 1: especially in an animated manner. Jose gesticulates in front of 157 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 1: us all the time. 158 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 2: Is gesticulating. 159 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 1: Now I know what I'm saying. And the number one 160 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: word that sounds a little racy but really isn't is uvula. Yeah, 161 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: that's just the little fleshy hanging ball in the back 162 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: of your throat. 163 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:56,880 Speaker 2: There you go. 164 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: You learn a little bit today about good words that 165 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,320 Speaker 1: sound bad, and now you can know about some bad 166 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: sounds that feel oh so good. Oh, this guy is 167 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 1: playing with the uvula inside of a Converse sneaker and 168 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: he is loving every single minute of it. 169 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:17,920 Speaker 2: That sounds look at that's exactly what he's doing. 170 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,760 Speaker 1: It means Laser Stories has come to an end for 171 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: the day. 172 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 2: We'll do it same time on Friday, Brooke 173 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning.