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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who's about to meet his

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Speaker 1: girlfriend's entire family for the very first time, and they're

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Speaker 1: having a big picnic in the park so they can

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Speaker 1: get to know him and have some fun and all

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Speaker 1: that really is gonna happen. We just put a little

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Speaker 1: weird spin on because this isn't the typical family picnic

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Speaker 1: that he's attended before. Why do I feel like he's

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Speaker 1: not gonna want to go By the end of this call,

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Speaker 1: you'll hear it in your phone. Tap right now.

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Speaker 2: On the twenties, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hey Lewis. Yeah, who's just You're the chucklehead who's dating

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Speaker 1: my sister Kayley.

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Speaker 2: Huh ah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Who is this dude? I'm joking with you, man. It

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Speaker 1: is her older brother, Julian.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I got you so good, dude, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, I was like, what is going on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I'm just a mess. I got your number

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Speaker 1: out of Kaylee's phone, so I wanted to just call you.

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Speaker 2: Cool man, How are you doing knocking out?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good, and I just want you to

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Speaker 1: know that I'm on the toilet right now. What so

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Speaker 1: in case there's an echo, that's what's happening.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're joking again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, not this time. That one's real. Happens a

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Speaker 1: lot for me, So.

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Speaker 2: You're really on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyway, that's not why I'm calling. I was

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Speaker 1: just I wanted to know what you're going to be

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Speaker 1: bringing to the family picnic on Saturday, because we're all

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Speaker 1: stoked to meet you. You know.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't really sure. I was just gonna ask Kaylee, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: because I don't really know what you guys are are

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Speaker 2: into and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Well, I could tell you we don't have any salads yet,

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Speaker 1: so if you want to do that, yeah, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: after you make it, just make sure to take a

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Speaker 1: picture and print it out on a sixteen by nine

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Speaker 1: glossy and bring that over to the park.

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Speaker 2: Wait, after I make the salad, you want me to

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Speaker 2: take a picture and print out?

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Speaker 1: Right, Sure, print the photo of the salad. Make sure

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Speaker 1: it's on a sixteen x nine paper, big enough so

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Speaker 1: that we could see it, and then just leave the

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Speaker 1: salad at home.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you want me to leave the salad at home?

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Speaker 1: You don't think gonna eat any food? Do you? Are

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Speaker 1: you crazy?

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Speaker 2: I'm really confused here. This is a picnic, I thought, right, But.

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Speaker 1: This is an ozem picnic. A what an ozem picnic?

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Speaker 1: What is that? You know? The weight loss drug ozempic

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Speaker 1: the diabetes drugs. I mean, some people call it that,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of us call it the weight loss drug.

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Speaker 1: Everybody in my family's on it, Kayley too. Wait, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why her body is smoking. So is that weird

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Speaker 1: of me to say? I know I'm her brother, but

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Speaker 1: you know, real, recognize real.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I mean, pretend I didn't say that. So we don't

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Speaker 1: actually eat any physical food when we do these picnics.

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Speaker 1: We just look at the pictures and we talk.

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Speaker 2: Is this a joke?

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Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I can't wait for Thanksgiving? It gets wild.

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Speaker 1: So many pictures, so.

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Speaker 2: Many pictures of what of just the food? You guys

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Speaker 2: don't eat anything for Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 1: No? Why would we we thank each other while giving

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Speaker 1: each other's shots in the rear? Wait?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry? What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Sorry, I know I'm spoiling it. I probably said

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Speaker 1: too much.

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Speaker 2: I had no idea about this. Kiley didn't mention any

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Speaker 2: of this to me.

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Speaker 1: Even our family dog, string Beans taking ozempit He was

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Speaker 1: almost up to twelve pounds before, but now he's down

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Speaker 1: to a trim nine. Looks amazing.

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Speaker 2: You gotta try it, bro, Yeah, no, I'm I think

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Speaker 2: I'm good.

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Speaker 1: There are some funky side effects though, but totally worth it.

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Speaker 1: Like what, that's why I'm on the toilet right now. God,

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Speaker 1: you know, like every time you go to the bathroom

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're in Adobe theater. Okay, what I'm saying, that's.

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Speaker 2: Like way too much information. Man, I don't even know you.

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Speaker 1: Wait, have you not been around my sister when that's happened.

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Speaker 2: No, Oh, not at all.

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Speaker 1: It's like an Imax surround sound. Look, man, this but again,

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Speaker 1: totally worth it.

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Speaker 2: This is just this is just so weird. Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm just happy that you're going to be joining the

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Speaker 1: family someday. Anyway, I just I can't wait to meet

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Speaker 1: you tomorrow baby.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, it's tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tomorrow. Oh zem picnic.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you know, I'm gonna have to talk to

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Speaker 2: Kaylee because I'm not sure. I think I have something

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Speaker 2: that I'm not sure I'm not going to be able

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Speaker 2: to make it if it's tomorrow, what I mean, let

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Speaker 2: me talk to her. I'll figure this out.

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Speaker 1: No, you don't need to figure that out. What you

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Speaker 1: need to figure out, my dude, is that this is

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Speaker 1: actually a prank call and that you're on the radio

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Speaker 1: right now. Wait what Yeah, I'm not actually Kaylee's brother.

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Speaker 1: My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a phone town.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you up.

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Speaker 1: Man, You're trying to bail on the yozem picnic.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I know, Kelly's from Cali and they

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Speaker 2: do things a little bit different out there, but I

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Speaker 2: didn't know it was like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that was all made up. The only thing

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Speaker 1: that I didn't lie to you about is I am

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Speaker 1: actually on the toilet right now. Okay, I'm doing the

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Speaker 1: IMAX Experience live and in person. Do you want to join?

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Speaker 2: I would love to, Okay

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Speaker 1: Week up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.