1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for. 2 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the 3 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:18,120 Speaker 1: front door. We are supervillains ready to overtake the world, 4 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for 5 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:26,319 Speaker 1: the best ready go you've heard in a while, The 6 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:32,240 Speaker 1: Jewels Show. And welcome back to the Jewel Show. I'm 7 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: your host, Dink Winkler, and it's time for another exciting 8 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: edition of everybody's favorite game. What's that sound? Feel? You're 9 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: waiting for us to name it? What is it? Alex 10 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: Fresh and English haevn had no idea what game we're 11 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 1: about to play. Also, my name is not dink Winkler's 12 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,160 Speaker 1: Jewel and this is a Jewel Show. But anyway, sometimes 13 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: I like to become dink Winkler. It's a great name, 14 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: and we're about to play everybody's favorite game show. Now 15 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: that you guys know what it is, and it's called 16 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: what's that sound? Right? All right? You guys remember a 17 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: while back the soccer chant that was going viral. Yeah, yeah, 18 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: where you couldn't tell what they were saying. Nobody could 19 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: tell what they were saying. Yes, yes, well there's a 20 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,679 Speaker 1: new sound going viral on the internet, and I want 21 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: to see if either one of you, Alex Fresh and 22 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 1: English even have the ability to guess that sound. And 23 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: our first contestant in guess that sound today is going 24 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: to be English even. Okay, okay, so here we go, 25 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: let's do this. English Heaven is a guess that sounds 26 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,320 Speaker 1: that sound? Okay, stay here with me in English heeven 27 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 1: guess that sound? Here you go. If you're following along 28 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: at home. Well, English Heven has just been asked to 29 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: guess that sound because there's a video going viral on 30 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: TikTok right now of that sound. I'm not gonna say 31 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: what what that sound is because that would be giving 32 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 1: the answer away. So English Evan, can you guess that sound? Well, 33 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 1: my mind went to a very dark place because I'm 34 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,640 Speaker 1: pretty sure that sounds like a firing line when someone's 35 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: about to get murdered. It definitely sounded like an AK 36 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: forty seven or a machine gun dead it's been a 37 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 1: war zone, could be war. I heard like a war 38 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: at the start sounded like a horse or something, so 39 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 1: I think it could be a horse that is repeatedly 40 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: banging it's hoof on the ground. It's like English even 41 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: final answer. That is my final answer. Younger seven says 42 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 1: that this sound a sure it wasn't like a woman. 43 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: Oh that was perfect. Eng seven says that's a horse 44 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: repeatedly banging his hoof on the ground. Yes, that answer, 45 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: I can find my Thank you very much. It is wrong. 46 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: Good guess on that one, Alex Free. Actually, yes, that's wrong. 47 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: That is not a horse banging it's on the ground. Okay, 48 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: I feel because of the huh. And now for our 49 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 1: next contestant in the biggest hit game show to hit 50 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: the scene since Pictionary. Oh again, I'm Deek Winkler, and 51 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: this is guess that sound. I can't remember. It's what 52 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: our guests you pulls for so long because I'm trying 53 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: to remember as a guest, or what's that sound? I 54 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: guess what that sound is? Guess that sound? Alex Fresh, Yes, 55 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: there you go. Can you guess that sound? Okay, So 56 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 1: it definitely sounded like an AQ forty seven at first, 57 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: but then like if you hear the end of it, 58 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 1: it's like a like the price is right, whill right, 59 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: nothing that's on it? Please don't bring up another game 60 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 1: show on this game show. The press is right. That's 61 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: direct competition with this game Guess what that sounded? Show 62 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: out of the Wheel. Yeah, it sounds like that. It 63 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 1: sounds like a click, look like right right, But as 64 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: far as like what some sort of like machine that's 65 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: making something, I don't know what. All right, if you're 66 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: paying attention at home, Alex, just guess that that sound 67 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: is some sort of machine making something. That's a very 68 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 1: gold answer, and it's also wrong than it. But it's 69 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: not the sound. The sound is actually a shoe build stork. 70 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,480 Speaker 1: A bird making that sound. That's a bird. Okay, it's 71 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: a big goofy looking bird. It looks like it does 72 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 1: it's bill was like, yeah, it's wearing a fake bill 73 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,159 Speaker 1: like that's it's beak like psychmouth is opening and closing. 74 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: What Yeah, I have to go see this video check 75 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,720 Speaker 1: you know where you can find it at the Jewel Show. Yeah, 76 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: if you just checked the story the instagram. That was 77 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: another exciting edition of Guess that sound. By the way, 78 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: Drew carry hates kids. He does. Oh what a bad guy. Well, 79 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: I've got to take shots of the other game show. 80 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: I remember going to be a game show. He punished 81 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:07,679 Speaker 1: a baby once. I wait what yeh in the face Okay, 82 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 1: I really believed you guys for three seconds. All right, 83 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 1: Remember you can follow the show on TikTok and Instagram. 84 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: At the Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually. 85 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at 86 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, the Jewbil Show on demand. It's 87 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame morning. Hello. Yeah, it's Bobby calling 88 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 1: from tattoo. I was looking for Bobby. This is Bobby. Um. No, yeah, 89 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 1: this is Bobby. Um, but I was looking for Bobby. Yeah, 90 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: I get it, dude, my name is Bobby. Hello. Hold 91 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,280 Speaker 1: on a second. All right, so my name is Bobby. 92 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:55,160 Speaker 1: I'll call it from tattoo. I'm piercing um because I'm 93 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: looking at this list here and I schedule appointments and stuff, 94 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: and I saw there was someone named Bobby who wanted 95 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: to schedule on a point for a tattoo, and so like, 96 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: I was calling a schedule that and um, my name 97 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: is Bobby. So that was kind of weird that I 98 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: was calling a Bobby and then you're telling me that 99 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: your Bobby. Exactly what Bobby WHOA? Okay, that's crazy, Okay, 100 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: put yourself in my shoes. Okay, I'm tripping out right. 101 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: I'm tripping right now. Like my name is Bobby, right, 102 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: and I was calling you. I was like, oh, dude, 103 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: I'm gona talk about some dude named Boby. It's me funny, 104 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: go hey, Bobby, what's up? Is Bobby? You know what 105 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: I mean? And then I find out like it's you, 106 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,360 Speaker 1: and you're like, not a dude. I don't think you 107 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: got that right. I'm a I'm a woman, and my 108 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: name is Bobby. Whoa dude? Oh my gosh, So how 109 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 1: are you say I've never okay, Like, dude, come on, 110 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 1: you're you're messing with me right, Like your name can't 111 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: be Bobby. He was like, I never met like a 112 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 1: lady Bobby before. Okay, Bobby, it doesn't matter if I'm 113 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,840 Speaker 1: a lady or not. My name is Bobby, and I 114 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 1: want to schedule an appointment. My name is Bobby, and 115 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:07,359 Speaker 1: I schedule appointments. That's crazy. How does that work out? Like, 116 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 1: your name is Bobby, you want a schedule appointment. Mine 117 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: is Bobby, and I schedule appointments? All right, So can 118 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 1: I schedule that appointment? Oh? Yeah, I guess I can. 119 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: I guess I can schedule you. So you want to 120 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: get a tattoo you. Yes, that's why I wanted to 121 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 1: schedule an appointment at your tattoo parlor shop. Can I 122 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 1: make a suggestion? Sure, get your name tattooed on you? No, 123 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: that's okay now I think about it. It'd be funny 124 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: because if you got your name tattooed on your name 125 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 1: is Bobby, right, and then my name is Bobby and 126 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: I work at that deep place, it'd be like you 127 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,400 Speaker 1: got my name tattooed on you at the tattoo shop. 128 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Bobby, let me talk to somebody else 129 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 1: right now. You're freaking imbecile, But there's no ingersol here. 130 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 1: It's just me right now, Really schedule stuff. My name 131 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: is Bobby, and then there's Jim over there, and then 132 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 1: Tyler's working to you. But I don't know ingersol. I said, 133 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,119 Speaker 1: imbecile meaning you're an idiot? Would you just proved once again? 134 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 1: Can I talk to somebody else? Um? Okay, yeah, but 135 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 1: if you could do mean if eric, you don't like, 136 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 1: not complain about me, like you know Bobby code, don't 137 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: break Bobby code. Just put the phone, give the phone 138 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 1: to Jim or something. Please. Okay, Well, I'll give it 139 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: to someone else if you can promise not to break 140 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 1: Bobby code. Okay, Bobby, I won't break the code. Just 141 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: let me speak to somebody else. Okay, cool, I'll get 142 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 1: him for you. One second. Tattoo is Jim, Hi, Jim. 143 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:33,360 Speaker 1: I just need to schedule an appointment. Yeah, that's fine. Um, 144 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: were you not happy dealing with Bobby because he schedules 145 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: all the stuff we do tattoos? Yeah, I'm one of 146 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 1: the hardest, so I don't really do any of the booking, 147 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,080 Speaker 1: but I can book you. It was there a reason 148 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: that you didn't want to talk to Bobby. He wouldn't 149 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,079 Speaker 1: let go of the fact that my name is Bobby 150 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 1: and basically just kept talking about that. Okay, that's messed up, 151 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,600 Speaker 1: bro What Yeah it's Bobby. I changed my voice just 152 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: then to see if you would break Bobby code, and 153 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,320 Speaker 1: you did. You broke Bbby code, like right in my face. 154 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: This are you being for real? Right now? I know 155 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,440 Speaker 1: I'm not being for real? Okay, what are you going 156 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:13,439 Speaker 1: to schedule? My boymend or not? No? Who is this? Oh? 157 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 1: Good question? This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show 158 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Your brother Gary set 159 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god. He said that you've been 160 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,319 Speaker 1: trying to schedule a tattoo at this one place, and 161 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 1: he wanted me to mess with you. Oh of course. 162 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:28,960 Speaker 1: They also said, you get really annoyed when people focus 163 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 1: on the fact that you're a female in your name 164 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,000 Speaker 1: is Bobby, So I figured I'd just call you up 165 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,839 Speaker 1: and annoy you a little bit. I can't believe you 166 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:37,760 Speaker 1: broke Bobby code, though, I'm shocked. I've never heard of 167 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 1: Bobby code before today. Wake up every morning with Jewil 168 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:49,320 Speaker 1: Phone branks the Jewel Show on demand. It's time four 169 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,840 Speaker 1: of the Roses only on The Jewil Show. Have you 170 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:55,120 Speaker 1: ever gotten a voicemail from someone or just been on 171 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,800 Speaker 1: the phone with someone and then you hang up but 172 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 1: they don't realize that they've stayed on the line, And 173 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 1: then you just listen to them and se what kind 174 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 1: of weird stuff they're doing by this? Well, that's always fun. 175 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,559 Speaker 1: I had a similar thing where I thought I hung 176 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,080 Speaker 1: up on my dad when I was about twelve, cooled 177 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 1: him an asso and realized that he was still on 178 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:12,960 Speaker 1: the phone. That'll happen too, Yeah, I had that happened 179 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 1: to me one time in high school. A girlfriend of 180 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,520 Speaker 1: mine wanted me to come over and pick her up 181 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,920 Speaker 1: for something and I didn't want to at all, and 182 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,200 Speaker 1: I sat the phone down. I was like, oh man, 183 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: I can't believe I gotta go pick her up right now, 184 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,079 Speaker 1: Like why don't you have our own cars? So stupid, 185 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 1: Like I don't even care right now, And well, Brooke 186 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 1: is on the phone right now, and unfortunately it's worth 187 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,080 Speaker 1: the roses to catch a cheater. She thinks that her 188 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,959 Speaker 1: husband of nine years Will might be cheating on her, 189 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,040 Speaker 1: all because of a similar situation. So I know we 190 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,240 Speaker 1: were joking around, but that kind of that sucks, Brooks, 191 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 1: So thank you very email. Tell us what's going on? Hey, yeah, um, 192 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,360 Speaker 1: I don't know obviously kind of freaking out right now, 193 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,679 Speaker 1: but yeah, we've been married for nine years and I 194 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,240 Speaker 1: called him the other day like, wait, do you guys 195 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,520 Speaker 1: have kids? Yeah? Okay, yeah, nine years is a long time, 196 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:05,480 Speaker 1: have you guys? Has he ever cheated on you before? No? No, 197 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:10,480 Speaker 1: I like totally like pressed him. But this is weird, okay, Okay, yeah, 198 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 1: I you know, we had like some plans and then 199 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 1: he called. We were talking on the phone and he's 200 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,240 Speaker 1: like told me he was going to be a little 201 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 1: bit late with work, and it's like that's fine, And 202 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 1: then I like thought that he hung up that he didn't. 203 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:29,120 Speaker 1: I kind of just stayed on the line and waited, 204 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,440 Speaker 1: and I just thought like, oh, like why are you 205 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,160 Speaker 1: you know, why didn't you just hang up your phone? 206 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,800 Speaker 1: That's kind of weird, Like why are you still And 207 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 1: I didn't hang it up, and like I heard some ruffling, 208 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:45,960 Speaker 1: and then I actually heard like a woman in the background, Oh, why, well, 209 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 1: yeah he worked? Yeah? Was he at work? Like it 210 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 1: could have been a coworker, right, No, it didn't sound 211 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:52,679 Speaker 1: like I know everyone he works with, Like he's had 212 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,199 Speaker 1: that job for years, so it didn't sound like some 213 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:59,760 Speaker 1: new line. Did you actually hear what she said? Um? Yeah, 214 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,079 Speaker 1: I didn't. I couldn't really hear like what they were saying, 215 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,559 Speaker 1: but I could hear it was like going back and 216 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:08,320 Speaker 1: forrest and like laughter and stuff. And I don't know 217 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 1: whose voice was because the only other woman like who 218 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:14,480 Speaker 1: work he works with is the receptionist and like they 219 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:18,840 Speaker 1: were closed, so she wasn't there anymore. Did did um 220 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 1: he noticed that you were still on the phone? No? Okay, okay, 221 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:29,480 Speaker 1: So then certain does he stay late to work a lot? No? 222 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:33,199 Speaker 1: This is like kind of weird. Like, okay, so you'd 223 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 1: never really stayed late at work? He called you said 224 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 1: he was staying late, and then his phone was still 225 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 1: on and there was a woman in the background. Well, 226 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,160 Speaker 1: did you ask him about it? No? I didn't want 227 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,959 Speaker 1: to ask him. I didn't know if he would be 228 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:49,280 Speaker 1: honest about it anyway, So I just called you guys. Okay, Well, 229 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,160 Speaker 1: definitely sounds like something's going on a shady for sure. 230 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 1: Have you thought of a way that we could set 231 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,559 Speaker 1: him up where it wouldn't seem weird? Some way we 232 00:12:55,600 --> 00:13:02,199 Speaker 1: would call him Yeah, like actually really into like rock 233 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,959 Speaker 1: climbing and bouldering and there. Kay. Yeah, so you want 234 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:11,800 Speaker 1: a mountain? Yeah, what's the name of the rock climbing 235 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:17,000 Speaker 1: gym that he goes to? So it's them bouldering gym? Okay, 236 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,560 Speaker 1: all right, cool, that's fine. I mean if if he 237 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 1: goes there, like I was a gym I was remember 238 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,560 Speaker 1: one of those places one time, you and they're pretty 239 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 1: small places. Yeah, so they might actually, you know, call 240 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 1: you up or offer you climb. Loved it? Yeah, for 241 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: a little while, it seems like it'd be pretty hard. 242 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,040 Speaker 1: We actually got a bunch of new little those Oh yeah, 243 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,680 Speaker 1: the stones, yes for our cement will on the back 244 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,600 Speaker 1: that's sick, and do some bouldering in the backyard. Make 245 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 1: sure you put a matt down because if you're full off, 246 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,240 Speaker 1: gonna hurt out. But anyway, yeah, I call him there 247 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 1: and then offer him some kind of promotion and some 248 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: flowers les send to someone and see if he gives 249 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:52,000 Speaker 1: us your name or somebody else. Is okay, okay, okay, 250 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,520 Speaker 1: play us. So I'll come back and then we'll call 251 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:56,400 Speaker 1: him and see we can catch him. Okay, okay, all right, 252 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:01,199 Speaker 1: it's a Jewel show. It's time or the Roses. Only 253 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,880 Speaker 1: on the Jebel Show in the middle of war the 254 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,800 Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater if you're just joining us. 255 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,600 Speaker 1: Brooke is on the phone and she thinks that her 256 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 1: husband will might be seeing someone else. They've been together 257 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,040 Speaker 1: for nine years. They do have kids, so hopefully he's 258 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,600 Speaker 1: not cheating, but she thinks he is because he called 259 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,920 Speaker 1: her the other day and said he had to stay 260 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,560 Speaker 1: at work late. His phone didn't hang up though, and 261 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,560 Speaker 1: you could hear a female in the background, and there's 262 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,120 Speaker 1: kind of laughing and having fun. And the only female 263 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,560 Speaker 1: that works at his office is the receptionist in the 264 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 1: office was closed, so why she there? Everything seems fishy. Yeah, 265 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 1: So we're about to see if we can call him 266 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 1: and offer him some flower he goes to a bouldering 267 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,080 Speaker 1: gym all the time, We'll call him that gym and 268 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,680 Speaker 1: offer him a promotion of maybe a couple months off 269 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,800 Speaker 1: who knows, We're gonna do whatever because it's not real, 270 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,960 Speaker 1: and then offer some flowers that's into someone, and see 271 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,160 Speaker 1: if he gives us his wife, his wife's name or 272 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 1: someone else's. All right, Brooke, are you about ready? Yes? 273 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,200 Speaker 1: I am. Let's do that, all right? Nine years? What 274 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: if he is cheating? Man? Ye, nine years. That's gonna 275 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:09,520 Speaker 1: be tough. Down the toilet. Hello, Hey, this is Tedrick 276 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:15,440 Speaker 1: calling from Bouldering Jim. I was looking for Will This 277 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,560 Speaker 1: is him. Hey, dude, how are you? Hey? I'm good. 278 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,520 Speaker 1: How are you doing? Hey dude, I'm sorry to bother you, 279 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 1: but we are doing like a promotion thing for some 280 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 1: of our customers and I wanted to call you and 281 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:31,280 Speaker 1: see if I can tell you about that first. Oh yeah, totally. Okay, Um, 282 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:36,160 Speaker 1: it's ten percent off of your yearly dues and four 283 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:39,600 Speaker 1: months for free. Oh yeah, that sounds great. I drive 284 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:44,280 Speaker 1: to do anything or I mean no, it's um yeah, no, 285 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 1: it's our love of the climb event. Oh fantastic, I 286 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 1: love I love climbing. Yeah, I know, it's dope, dude. Um. 287 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,520 Speaker 1: And also because it's our love of the climate event. Literally, 288 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,760 Speaker 1: you just we're just giving it to you. Um. It's 289 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,320 Speaker 1: it's our way to say thank you for being a 290 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 1: member of the gym and we appreciate your business. Ten 291 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,840 Speaker 1: percent off for the entire year, four months for free, 292 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:08,800 Speaker 1: and a dozen rowses to send to someone. Okay, so ah, 293 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 1: yeah it sounds good, expectitely all right, cool, all I'm 294 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 1: gonna need I can just send him to whoever. Yeah, 295 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 1: I just need first name, last name, red address, all 296 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 1: that stuff, and you put them on a card if 297 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: you want to. So, um, I can actually handle that 298 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,800 Speaker 1: right now for you. I've already got the form up 299 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 1: on my computer. If you want to give me the info. 300 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:33,520 Speaker 1: Oh for the flowers. Um yeah, my well, my wife brooked, 301 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:38,080 Speaker 1: I'll send him to her. Huh. So I just want 302 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 1: to send him to your your wife on nobody else. 303 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:47,640 Speaker 1: H No, no, why are you asking me that. That's 304 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 1: because this isn't a bouldering gym at all. And I'm 305 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,880 Speaker 1: actually surprised that you wanted to send to your wife 306 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,360 Speaker 1: because this is actually the Jewels Show. It's a radio show. 307 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,880 Speaker 1: My name is Jewel, Mine's Alex fresh Mind English, and 308 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 1: your wife's name is Brooke. Yeah, I'm on the A ridio. Yeah. 309 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show where people think 310 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,240 Speaker 1: that they're significant other might be seeing someone else or 311 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:18,399 Speaker 1: being unfaithful. And unfortunately your wife, Brooke, who you were 312 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,199 Speaker 1: going to send the flowers too, thinks that you might 313 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,120 Speaker 1: be seeing someone else. That's why we were seeing who 314 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:26,280 Speaker 1: you'd send them to. What are you serious? Yeah, Hi, babe, 315 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: Shore going on? I still really dumb, but I'll just 316 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,480 Speaker 1: you know, on you. So, you know the other day, Lynd, 317 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,159 Speaker 1: you told me you had to stay later at work. Yeah, so, 318 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 1: I no, I just I heard someone else in the background. 319 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:57,120 Speaker 1: I heard a woman in the background. Oh you didn't 320 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,600 Speaker 1: hang out. I mean, I don't know who. I mean 321 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:06,399 Speaker 1: sometimes I am around women And doesn't mean I'm cheating 322 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: on you, No, I know. I just I didn't recognize 323 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 1: her voice, and I like, I know your receptionist voice, 324 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:17,159 Speaker 1: and I just didn't know like she thought I was 325 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,879 Speaker 1: cheating you. You call a radio station. Yeah, we can 326 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,920 Speaker 1: talk about it in therapy. It just fine. Yeah she 327 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 1: wants but still though, I mean, that's kind of weird, right, 328 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 1: Like you called her and the phone and hang up 329 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:30,920 Speaker 1: all the way and then she hears you saying you 330 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,360 Speaker 1: have to stay late and there you're talking to another woman. Yeah, 331 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,160 Speaker 1: that is kind of weird. Thank you. You didn't mention 332 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:42,440 Speaker 1: that before, Well you could have. I mean, I'll be honest, Yeah, 333 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 1: I was talking to a woman and I wasn't telling 334 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,080 Speaker 1: you about it. Actually wasn't staying later work. What I 335 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 1: was doing was discussing with a party planner or some 336 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:59,359 Speaker 1: plans for ten your wedding anniversary party for you to 337 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,440 Speaker 1: really yeah really, although what do I need to go? 338 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,119 Speaker 1: Cancel it? All? Right now? I can't believe you have 339 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,520 Speaker 1: this radio station calling me. Think you know I'm cheating 340 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,560 Speaker 1: on you? I mean, babe, well, I mean, what's going on. 341 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 1: I know we talk about trust stuff in therapy, but 342 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,359 Speaker 1: like we talked in therapy that we have to communicate 343 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:24,920 Speaker 1: and it's still strangely, you know, trust me, and I'm 344 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:28,919 Speaker 1: actually doing something really nice for you. You guys been 345 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,040 Speaker 1: together for nine years. Obviously you're having some issues because 346 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,440 Speaker 1: you're in therapy together trying to work something out, which 347 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,400 Speaker 1: is good if it's actually working, and then she hears 348 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,560 Speaker 1: you in your office with another woman when you say 349 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,639 Speaker 1: you're staying late, Like, if you put all that together, 350 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,119 Speaker 1: it sounds like, well, we're having problems. We've been together 351 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,480 Speaker 1: for a long time, romance is dying out. He's definitely 352 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: seeing someone else. Like you might think the same thing 353 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,919 Speaker 1: if she called you and said she was staying late 354 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,640 Speaker 1: at work and then you heard some you know, dude 355 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,639 Speaker 1: in the background, like, Hey, do any me sure it 356 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,399 Speaker 1: don't fixed this coop here or doing take it off? 357 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,520 Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe, but I don't know. If I 358 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: call a radio station, it'd be like maybe I would 359 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,200 Speaker 1: just talk to the person I'm with. So I don't know. Yeah, 360 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,440 Speaker 1: that's a good point, but people handle the situations differently. 361 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:14,400 Speaker 1: I just have my doubts for a second. Okay, we'll 362 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,400 Speaker 1: get your doubts back if you want it to work. 363 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,240 Speaker 1: Because if you have your doubts for the whole time 364 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,080 Speaker 1: and the ten year uns coming up, you know, anniversary, 365 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,040 Speaker 1: our anniversary. Sorry, next time, I'll just talk to you 366 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:29,160 Speaker 1: about it. I'm like, honestly, I'm sorry, I really am, well, 367 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,639 Speaker 1: I hope so, and you know, please don't chease me 368 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:36,400 Speaker 1: with some rock climbing gym discount and then be like, ooh, sorry, 369 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,960 Speaker 1: I thought I was cheating on you. You hung on 370 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:45,520 Speaker 1: that discount. Huh yeah, I was really excited about that. Well, 371 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,320 Speaker 1: maybe I'll just get used to new like rock climbing 372 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,600 Speaker 1: gear or something for our ten year anniversary. Yeah, better, 373 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:57,880 Speaker 1: I hope. So the jewel shows were of the roses. 374 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand jubils dirty Little Secret? What what? 375 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,080 Speaker 1: Why did you say it? Like? I don't know. It 376 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,680 Speaker 1: threw me. It's time for your dirty little secret. Okay, 377 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,919 Speaker 1: that's what, Okay, okay. Everybody who wants to tell us 378 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,919 Speaker 1: a secret on the show remains anonymous text in four 379 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret that 380 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:20,919 Speaker 1: you want to tell us, you can tell us anything. 381 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,840 Speaker 1: Nobody will ever find out it's you because we don't 382 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody who's 383 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,160 Speaker 1: on the phone to tell us a dirty little secret 384 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,240 Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right 385 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,680 Speaker 1: now is Bahama, Mama. I don't even know who that is. 386 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, it's just ran out of like 387 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,560 Speaker 1: random celebrities. So I just decided to call somebody Bahama mama. 388 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,920 Speaker 1: So it's fun to say it is That's why I 389 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,240 Speaker 1: said it. Hello, what's up, Bahama Mama? How are you? 390 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,480 Speaker 1: I I'm thinking I might I might run with this 391 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,240 Speaker 1: and make daddy. Yeah. Well, I'm even down with you know, 392 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,639 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm in this new age of like 393 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:58,840 Speaker 1: gender fluid. I feel like at it, I'm want to 394 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,960 Speaker 1: sign his gender. He's he can be a Bahama mama 395 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,480 Speaker 1: if he wants. I know, I know what it reminds 396 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,080 Speaker 1: me of you saying mama. Who's the character that said it? 397 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,840 Speaker 1: Like that cartoon character South Park? No, No, it is 398 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:16,960 Speaker 1: a guy with because he's based off like Elvis Mama. Yeah, 399 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,439 Speaker 1: So anyway you try saying it, Alex Bhama, it's fun 400 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:26,480 Speaker 1: to say Bahama mama. You like saying Bahama mama? Oh yeah, mama, 401 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,359 Speaker 1: that was fun? Right? You have fun? Then? What is 402 00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:37,639 Speaker 1: your secret? What are we doing? We're trying to who 403 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,440 Speaker 1: are we are? I don't know if my secrets. I 404 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,479 Speaker 1: don't know if my secrets as good as my nickname, 405 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,399 Speaker 1: but I get it. I don't know about you all, 406 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 1: but I've been immensely bored during the pandemic. I'm working. 407 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,680 Speaker 1: I'm working from home. Yeah, and I give myself like 408 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,920 Speaker 1: pretty healthy length breaks, and I've worked. I worked through 409 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 1: almost every TV show I wanted to on Netflix. Okay, 410 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,399 Speaker 1: and so so you're incredibly bored. Is that your secret? 411 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:14,080 Speaker 1: Because I think it isn't sexual. I think he's touching himself. No, no, no, no, 412 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,359 Speaker 1: it's just I've been I've been doing this thing around 413 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,760 Speaker 1: my neighborhood and I don't I don't even know like 414 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,600 Speaker 1: what prompted it or why I've been doing it, but 415 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,200 Speaker 1: now I can't stop. Okay, Okay, again, I hope this 416 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:30,960 Speaker 1: isn't sexual. Well it does involve loub oh, Okay, so 417 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:37,159 Speaker 1: it is. No, it's it's not. I'm taking lube and 418 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,640 Speaker 1: I have been putting an immense amount on my neighbor's 419 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 1: door handles. You're putting lube on your neighbor's doorhoudse like 420 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,960 Speaker 1: one purpose, one specific neighbor or no, I've I've pretty 421 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,119 Speaker 1: much got the whole neighborhood now. Um. And what I 422 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,639 Speaker 1: do is I sit in my car across the street 423 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,520 Speaker 1: and just wait for them to come and open their door. 424 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,959 Speaker 1: And I've been that is evil. So to watch them 425 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,040 Speaker 1: try to open their door and it's all slippery because 426 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,200 Speaker 1: it's got lub on it, and and you wait all 427 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,080 Speaker 1: day to see this. Well, I try to time it 428 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,199 Speaker 1: so that it's like when people would a little bit 429 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,240 Speaker 1: before people would be getting home. Yeah, it's really hilarious. Actually, 430 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,960 Speaker 1: it's just to watch their reaction. I bet it is. 431 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 1: And I've been able to I've been able to relive 432 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,880 Speaker 1: it a little bit because I've been videotaping everybody's reaction. Yes, 433 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,639 Speaker 1: oh my god, send the video. Yeah, I want to 434 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,920 Speaker 1: see the videos of people trying to open their door handles. Colation. Yeah, 435 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,720 Speaker 1: and send it to us. Yes, okay, And well, and 436 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,480 Speaker 1: you might be interested in in the spinoff series that 437 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:43,640 Speaker 1: I've also made. There's a spin off a secret. Yeah, 438 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,639 Speaker 1: it's if they have the car door handles, they have 439 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:50,480 Speaker 1: a little like um, you know, you reach it under it. Yeah, yeah, 440 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,040 Speaker 1: the in debt. Then I put a stick of butter 441 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:56,320 Speaker 1: up in there. Oh Jesus, your mentor, you're like, you're 442 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,920 Speaker 1: like a fourteen year old hood. I'm running around your neighborhood. 443 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,840 Speaker 1: You're like Dennis the Minutes right now in your neighborhood, 444 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,720 Speaker 1: putting Louba people's door handel sticking butter underneath their car 445 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,480 Speaker 1: door knobs or handles. I'm a little curious. Do you 446 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,480 Speaker 1: live on your own? We'll like have a significant other? Yeah, No, 447 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 1: I'm married and I keep trying to get my wife 448 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,000 Speaker 1: to help out, but she thinks I'm an idiot. Come on, 449 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,760 Speaker 1: she can always tell when I put on my black 450 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 1: baseball Captain's game time. Awesome. Well, thank you for your 451 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,680 Speaker 1: dirty little secret, man, and send us the video for 452 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,000 Speaker 1: free at The Jewel Show on Instagram. Just DMUs there. Okay, 453 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 1: we'll do all right, what's your dirty little secret? The 454 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, 455 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,880 Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, 456 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,919 Speaker 1: they report the news. For Monday, July twelve, twenty twenty one, 457 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,120 Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and if you've got the wieners, I've 458 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,480 Speaker 1: got the buns. But first, let's meet the idiots. I'm 459 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and the lie detector determined you are not 460 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 1: the father. That could be good news for somebody. And 461 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,840 Speaker 1: I don't know where English havin it is? He? Do you? 462 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,840 Speaker 1: Does anybody know where Evan is? I don't know how 463 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,080 Speaker 1: to start without him. We had to start without him. 464 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,200 Speaker 1: He's been feeling sick and queasy all day. Yeah, so 465 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,320 Speaker 1: it's probably in the bathroom. It's probably in the bathroom. 466 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,720 Speaker 1: So this just in on the iron N, the Idiot 467 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,320 Speaker 1: News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news in 468 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,920 Speaker 1: the bathroom. We've got two reporters from the i n 469 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,639 Speaker 1: N here. The other one is currently on location at 470 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,159 Speaker 1: a very war torn area. I'm sure, so we'll just 471 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,080 Speaker 1: do these stories and hopefully Evant makes his way back. 472 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,040 Speaker 1: But anyway, for my first story, the first story of 473 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,400 Speaker 1: the day in the i N the Idiot News Network, 474 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,320 Speaker 1: the report the news hinz ketchup. In Canada, the company 475 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,879 Speaker 1: Hines just launched a petition on change dot org to 476 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,440 Speaker 1: force companies to do something great. What's that to sell 477 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:49,480 Speaker 1: hot dogs and buns in equal amounts. Finally, no, they don't. 478 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,240 Speaker 1: You haven't noticed that dogs bun companies sell eight packs 479 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,440 Speaker 1: and hot dogs come in ten packs. That weird, so 480 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,439 Speaker 1: you have to buy well until this great petition has 481 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,600 Speaker 1: been started by the Hines company. Thank you very much 482 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,159 Speaker 1: for doing that, because it's frustrating. If you if you 483 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,119 Speaker 1: do like hot dogs and you're having a barbecue, usually 484 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,240 Speaker 1: you got a bunch of buns left over because you 485 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 1: bought hot dogs, enough hot dogs, but there wasn't enough 486 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,240 Speaker 1: buns in one pack, so you had to buy a 487 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,760 Speaker 1: bunch of buns. Now you've got a bun surplus. They 488 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,000 Speaker 1: did it on purpose, and no wieners, because either way 489 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,040 Speaker 1: you're going to buy like two of one right for 490 00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 1: what it's worth. If you're wondering there is a reason 491 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 1: behind the mismatch, I guess, oh okay. Hot dog companies 492 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 1: started selling them in ten packs in the nineteen forties 493 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 1: because it's a round number. I guess they liked that number, right, 494 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,080 Speaker 1: nineteen forties. They love the number ten. But bun companies 495 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,119 Speaker 1: sell eight packs because the standard pan that they always 496 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,960 Speaker 1: baked them in only fits four buns per row. So 497 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,640 Speaker 1: fast forward a thousand years. We can't change that. We're 498 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:50,320 Speaker 1: sending Jeff Bezos has like a new Cadillac. I think 499 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,240 Speaker 1: that he's made to take people to space, like he's 500 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,400 Speaker 1: made a spaceship and he's going to space this month, 501 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,119 Speaker 1: and we still can't figure out how to get ten buns. 502 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 1: Hot dogs are like a staple in the US, and 503 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,600 Speaker 1: we can't figure that out. We need to figure it out, 504 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: and thank you very much, Hins for starting this petition 505 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,960 Speaker 1: English Evan, what do you think about that? I brought 506 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 1: my show. He's still not back in here, apparently broke 507 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,920 Speaker 1: his shoe in the bathroom. But do you support that petition? 508 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,000 Speaker 1: I think you should. It's the I n N, the 509 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,000 Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. 510 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 1: They report the news and for our next story, they 511 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,440 Speaker 1: let Senn already alex free Ash, I mean Kardashian Land, 512 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,640 Speaker 1: who's on location in Kardashia Land. So a story broke 513 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,240 Speaker 1: several months ago about Tristan Thompson being the father of 514 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,879 Speaker 1: some random girl's baby because she accused him of it 515 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,440 Speaker 1: and he threatened to sue her, as did Chloe Kardashian 516 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,600 Speaker 1: because she's spreading rumors. Her name is Kimberly Alexander. Well, 517 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,400 Speaker 1: Tristan did take her to court suitor because he's not 518 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,719 Speaker 1: the father and he knows that, and now she has 519 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:51,160 Speaker 1: to pay Trisan Thompson fifty thousand dollars. WHOA, yeah, that's awesome, right, 520 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,560 Speaker 1: that's fine. I mean, like for Tristan Thompson, who's they're 521 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,080 Speaker 1: not married. Kim and Chloe kardash are not married. They're 522 00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,360 Speaker 1: just he's smashing a dash on any kardash. They're on 523 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,240 Speaker 1: and off, but they're not married, but they're both incredibly rich. 524 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: And this woman, because she lied and said it was 525 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,880 Speaker 1: his kid, have to pay Hi fifty grand. Yes, and 526 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,520 Speaker 1: he took a paternity test proved he wasn't the father. 527 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 1: She kept on saying all this stuff. Kimberly said that 528 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 1: he took the paternity test at his house, yet he 529 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,400 Speaker 1: actually proved that he did take it from a right 530 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,120 Speaker 1: people company and said he would take another one too. 531 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 1: And so I'm actually glad that she got sued and 532 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,600 Speaker 1: it actually has to pay him money even though he 533 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,720 Speaker 1: doesn't need it. I think it's actually really funny and 534 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,600 Speaker 1: she has to pay the court three thousand dollars. Oh 535 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 1: damn ouch. Well, I'm glad too, because people who make 536 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,160 Speaker 1: up claims like that, they're the ones that hurt the 537 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,840 Speaker 1: people who actually do have a claim, because there's a 538 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,240 Speaker 1: let's face it, there's a lot of especially NBA players, 539 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,040 Speaker 1: those guys man, And because as she was making all 540 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,640 Speaker 1: these false accusations, it made him lose endorsements. Yeah, that's 541 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,320 Speaker 1: what I mean, that's what he was saying. Yeah, that's 542 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,960 Speaker 1: what I'm saying like, if if there's a real claim 543 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,480 Speaker 1: like hey, Tristan Thompson got me pregnant and it's the 544 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,360 Speaker 1: truth and he's not paying for the kid and he's 545 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,840 Speaker 1: not being there and he's not doing the right thing, 546 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 1: then okay, go get him. But if somebody makes up 547 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 1: that claim, that also discredits to people who are actually 548 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,360 Speaker 1: trying to get money for kids at these guys aren't 549 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,360 Speaker 1: taken care of. So I think that it's a good 550 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,240 Speaker 1: thing she has to pay that fifty grand agreed. And 551 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 1: it looks like Chloe might be suing her as well, 552 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,880 Speaker 1: because this girl made like fake dms that like messages 553 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,720 Speaker 1: between her and Chloe. Wow, So I mean it might 554 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,240 Speaker 1: be like a double dipper for her. I think we 555 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,040 Speaker 1: should sue her two Why is that? I don't know, 556 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,080 Speaker 1: Just for fun, let's get it on the action. I mean, 557 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,920 Speaker 1: she deserves it. She was like trying to get clout 558 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,000 Speaker 1: in the first place. Exactly English Evan, what do you 559 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 1: think about that? Queen Queen Claire haven't sent back from bathroom? 560 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,720 Speaker 1: I don't know, but apparently he agrees with you. He does, 561 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,240 Speaker 1: and that's all I have sending it back to you. 562 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 1: All right, Well, hopefully She's not about to lose her 563 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 1: job because sounds like she needs it to pay christiecause 564 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 1: I have a job. She's just looking for some like 565 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,160 Speaker 1: rich NBA guy. That is her job, that is creating 566 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,160 Speaker 1: fake dms try to get money from NBA players. See 567 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,720 Speaker 1: you about to lose a job, lady, lose yo job. 568 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:49,200 Speaker 1: You'd about to lose yo job and that means I 569 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,680 Speaker 1: n N. It's done for the day, and don't worry 570 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,840 Speaker 1: that we'll do it against the same time tomorrow. That 571 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,880 Speaker 1: was the I n N The Idiot News that work 572 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,560 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they for the news. 573 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,360 Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow, same time for another that's a very 574 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:09,400 Speaker 1: hard hitting report from the I n N. The Jubil 575 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:18,840 Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame morning. Hello. Yeah, 576 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:23,000 Speaker 1: I was looking for Olivia. Guess Hey, this is ax. 577 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,880 Speaker 1: I just need to know what time you want him 578 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:29,880 Speaker 1: back because Nina never told me. Huh what who is 579 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: this ax As? I'm sorry, I don't I don't know 580 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 1: any acts. Uh yeah, that's probably because we've never officially met. 581 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:43,800 Speaker 1: So nice to meet you. I'm Nina's boyfriend. You're Nanny. Yeah, 582 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,520 Speaker 1: why why are you calling? Well? Because I need to 583 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,240 Speaker 1: know what time you want your kid back? What time 584 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,640 Speaker 1: I want my kid back? Yeah? Your kids? Zach? Right? Yes, 585 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,640 Speaker 1: Zach is my son? What is it? Guy is a beast? 586 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,680 Speaker 1: He's kicked. It's like three rounds of a row already. 587 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,520 Speaker 1: Can I talk to Nina please? Well, of course she can. 588 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,840 Speaker 1: I think the correct thing is may I talk to 589 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,880 Speaker 1: Would you put Nina on the phone at Yeah? I 590 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,280 Speaker 1: would totally put her on, but she's not here right now. 591 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,560 Speaker 1: So that's why I'm calling you. I just need to 592 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,600 Speaker 1: know what time the little dude needs to be back. 593 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,280 Speaker 1: Nina even there were no no, no, she like she 594 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,160 Speaker 1: had to bounce. I came over. We were hanging out 595 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 1: watching some Netflix and stuff, and then she had to leave, 596 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,280 Speaker 1: so I was like, you want my house? Yeah, like 597 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,920 Speaker 1: I was just I just came by to hang out 598 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,840 Speaker 1: with nine and then she had to leave, so she 599 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,400 Speaker 1: was like, hey, can you watch the little dude for 600 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,120 Speaker 1: a little while. I was like sure, But also I 601 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 1: had to meet my buddies at this bar, so we're 602 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,560 Speaker 1: over here and I just need to know what time. Yeah. No, 603 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,560 Speaker 1: it's cool though. They allow miners, so we're gonna play 604 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,720 Speaker 1: a buck hunter. My son at a bar. Well, yeah, 605 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,200 Speaker 1: he's playing buck Hunter. He's killing it right now. Like 606 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,800 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, he's making better friends with my friends. Anyway, 607 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 1: he's having fun. We're good. Are you kidding? No, he's 608 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,479 Speaker 1: great about it. You never see him play a buck 609 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,680 Speaker 1: Hunter before. I do not care about how good my 610 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,400 Speaker 1: son is at fuck Hunter. Oh well you should. I 611 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,120 Speaker 1: mean you might be. You might have like a video 612 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,360 Speaker 1: game athlete on your hands. This is insane. I need 613 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,000 Speaker 1: you to bring my son home, please. Yeah, that's why 614 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,640 Speaker 1: I'm calling. I'm asking you what time now would be great? Okay, 615 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,480 Speaker 1: so you're home now? No, I need you to take 616 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,600 Speaker 1: him back home and wait there or get Nina there 617 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,800 Speaker 1: or well no, because yeah, Nina said you don't get 618 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,479 Speaker 1: home till later in the afternoon, as she watched your 619 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,080 Speaker 1: kid till later. But I got a bunch of stuff 620 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,400 Speaker 1: I need to do, Like after me and my boys 621 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,720 Speaker 1: get a little sauce, we should go over to the 622 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,240 Speaker 1: batting cage and see if we can hit those ninety 623 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,600 Speaker 1: mile an hour fastball. So we're ahead over there after 624 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,200 Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what time you need me to drop 625 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,760 Speaker 1: your Did you just say get soused? Are you getting 626 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:54,360 Speaker 1: drunk with my son. Yet listen, you idiot. I am 627 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,840 Speaker 1: coming to get my son and bring him home, and 628 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,840 Speaker 1: Nina is never watching him again. And you are going 629 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:05,520 Speaker 1: to give me the address of Olivia Live. Can I 630 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:10,399 Speaker 1: call you live? No? Where are you? Why? I know? Okay, 631 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 1: But like you don't understand, She's gonna get really mad 632 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,440 Speaker 1: at me because she told me how to leave the house. No, 633 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,279 Speaker 1: you don't. Course, you're not supposed to leave the house 634 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,319 Speaker 1: with a twelve year old take him to a bar. 635 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,120 Speaker 1: But he's killing his mother. What he's wrong? Would you? Well, 636 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,040 Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. We could probably start there, 637 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,040 Speaker 1: but there's a lot more wrong with me, trust me. 638 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,759 Speaker 1: What this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing 639 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,040 Speaker 1: a phone prank on you. Your husband set you up? 640 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's fine. Your kid is at home, 641 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,600 Speaker 1: which babysitter? He's not in a barring, you know, with 642 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,440 Speaker 1: a bunch of idiots. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him. 643 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,200 Speaker 1: Who your kid? Don't do that? No, No, the heck 644 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,840 Speaker 1: is fine. I'm gonna kill my husband. No. I that 645 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,359 Speaker 1: to me. Hey, that was his idea. I was like, dude, 646 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,960 Speaker 1: that's a pretty harsh prank. And he was like, no, 647 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,960 Speaker 1: my wife will think it's hilarious. Oh, he's gonna find 648 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,239 Speaker 1: hilarious when he gets home and I string him up 649 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,640 Speaker 1: by his ball. Wake up every morning with Jubils phone 650 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:12,040 Speaker 1: breaks the Jebel Show on demand First Date follow Up. 651 00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,040 Speaker 1: Patrick is on the phone for a first date follow 652 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,120 Speaker 1: up and apparently the girl that he went out with 653 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,320 Speaker 1: he went out with because her mom wanted him to. Wow. 654 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,640 Speaker 1: And before we get into all the details of that, Patrick, 655 00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,920 Speaker 1: how long has it been since you heard from Shannon, 656 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,160 Speaker 1: the girl that you went out with. It's been almost 657 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,520 Speaker 1: two weeks now. Oh that's a while, it is. And 658 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,640 Speaker 1: how many times have you reached out to her? I 659 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,680 Speaker 1: don't know, a few. I was trying to like not 660 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:41,160 Speaker 1: be too creepy. So yeah, especially since you know her mom, 661 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,120 Speaker 1: that might be a good idea. Yeah exactly. Okay, So 662 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,560 Speaker 1: your email said that her mom set you up. How 663 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:52,479 Speaker 1: did that happen? Should we actually work together? Well, she's 664 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:56,080 Speaker 1: my boss, technically, what do you do? I run like 665 00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,880 Speaker 1: all the social media for her mom's business in the marketing. Yeah. Actually, 666 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,239 Speaker 1: that's a good sign that her mom would want you 667 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,279 Speaker 1: to date her daughter because she knows how you are 668 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,799 Speaker 1: at work. And professionally, if you're responsible, if you get 669 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,600 Speaker 1: things done. Yeah, yeah she was. She was actually really 670 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,719 Speaker 1: aggressive about this, to be honest, like she she would 671 00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,799 Speaker 1: bringing up a lot weird all the time. And now 672 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,000 Speaker 1: her daughter's ghosting. You. Have you talked to her like 673 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,719 Speaker 1: your boss about it. No, I haven't. I've actually just 674 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,880 Speaker 1: been avoiding her at work and I'm afraid of the 675 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,719 Speaker 1: awkward conversation if she, like will ask me about I'm 676 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,279 Speaker 1: sure she was excited for you guys who like be 677 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,359 Speaker 1: going out. Yeah, oh, she was a static. I mean 678 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:40,040 Speaker 1: what happened was her daughter came in one day to 679 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,520 Speaker 1: the office, and you know, I finally met her in person, 680 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,120 Speaker 1: and I heard a lot about her from her mom, 681 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,200 Speaker 1: and we ended up actually like exchanging numbers, and you know, 682 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,160 Speaker 1: right off the bat, we actually did get along, and 683 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,319 Speaker 1: I was really surprised. She was like really pretty, really cool, 684 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,759 Speaker 1: really funny. But you know, I thought it went really well. 685 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,560 Speaker 1: But now I'm just wondering, like what the deal is, Like, 686 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,960 Speaker 1: I mean, she's not feeling it. That's fine, but at 687 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,880 Speaker 1: least I liked some closure, or at least so I 688 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,840 Speaker 1: can stop avoiding my boss at work. Yeah. Well, I 689 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,920 Speaker 1: know you're here to maybe get a second date with Shannon. 690 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,280 Speaker 1: But have you thought about Shannon's mom? Maybe that's the problem. 691 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:19,680 Speaker 1: Whoall that could be it Shannon's mom got jealous? Yeah, 692 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 1: I don't think um Kathy's type. Okay, so what did 693 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,719 Speaker 1: you guys do for the date? Oh? Yeah, so I 694 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,600 Speaker 1: picked her up and we went to like a really 695 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,480 Speaker 1: really nice restaurant and then we went out for some 696 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,400 Speaker 1: drinks afterwards at like a really like hip bar, you know, 697 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,239 Speaker 1: And it was great. But I went awesome. I thought 698 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,879 Speaker 1: anything weird at all? Yeah, I mean, overall, the date 699 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,600 Speaker 1: went really well. I think the only thing I could 700 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,839 Speaker 1: think of is that her mom was just being as 701 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,680 Speaker 1: aggressive towards her as she was towards me with going 702 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,880 Speaker 1: out with me. So I think maybe that could have 703 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,800 Speaker 1: stared her all right, Maybe she's went out with you 704 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,120 Speaker 1: because her mom was telling her too. Yeah, maybe she 705 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,359 Speaker 1: ultimately doesn't like you, and it's like I did, Hi, mom, 706 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,640 Speaker 1: I went out with him, but I don't like him, 707 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,919 Speaker 1: so you can stop asking about it. So you didn't 708 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,600 Speaker 1: get the vibe that she really liked you on the date. 709 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,440 Speaker 1: I mean, it was a good first date. I think, like, 710 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,040 Speaker 1: I think she had a good time I don't know 711 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,000 Speaker 1: if she like sometimes to marry me. Yeah, sometimes like 712 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,799 Speaker 1: when you're filling it a lot, like the other person 713 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,359 Speaker 1: is just like kind of being nice to get through 714 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,960 Speaker 1: the date, you know. Yeah, typically you can tell if 715 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,600 Speaker 1: there's chemistry for another person. Yeah, Like we didn't have 716 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,920 Speaker 1: to go out for more drinks after dinner and she 717 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,719 Speaker 1: did so okay. I like she wasn't at the moon. 718 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,359 Speaker 1: Oh that's a good sign. She wasn't trying to get 719 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,200 Speaker 1: away from you right away, Like, oh, well you look 720 00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,359 Speaker 1: at that. I know the appetiser just came. But man, 721 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:41,040 Speaker 1: I am tuckered out. I'm tired. Yeah exactly. So did 722 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,680 Speaker 1: you pick her up or did you guys meet at 723 00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:46,839 Speaker 1: the restaurant? No? I picked her up. Yeah, I picked 724 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,640 Speaker 1: her up. That's why she couldn't get away. That's a 725 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,000 Speaker 1: big deal. Not that I'm a paranoid person at all. 726 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,440 Speaker 1: But do you think then maybe her mom wanted to 727 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,319 Speaker 1: set her up on a date with you because her 728 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,520 Speaker 1: mom is your boss, and she just wanted to see 729 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,759 Speaker 1: if you speak and pay uh and adhere to all 730 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,759 Speaker 1: the traffic rules because she wanted to see if you're 731 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,719 Speaker 1: maybe a criminal or a rule breaker or not. So 732 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,520 Speaker 1: she wanted to see if you're breaking any rules at work. 733 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,319 Speaker 1: Not that I'm paranoid, but maybe that happens. Wow, that's 734 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,960 Speaker 1: an elaborate plan just to tell somebody the criminal. Yeah, 735 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,000 Speaker 1: isn't the reason? Maybe she had you pick her up 736 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,919 Speaker 1: so she could put little recording devices in your car 737 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,160 Speaker 1: so that her mom, who's your boss, could here and 738 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,000 Speaker 1: see every single move that you make to know if 739 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,680 Speaker 1: you're being a good employer or not. Wouldn't she want 740 00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,080 Speaker 1: to do that because I'm paranoid about what? Very paranoid? 741 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,160 Speaker 1: Do you think that happened? Definitely not. I know every 742 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:40,200 Speaker 1: inch of my card anything I would have definitely know. Okay, 743 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:41,960 Speaker 1: well we'll try to figure it out for you to 744 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,960 Speaker 1: play a song, come back, and then call her and 745 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,560 Speaker 1: get your first date follow up? Okay, all right, cool, 746 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,880 Speaker 1: all right, we'll do it next. Just joining us for 747 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,680 Speaker 1: today's first date follow up. Patrick is on the phone, 748 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,720 Speaker 1: and Patrick went on a date with the boss's daughter. 749 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,160 Speaker 1: Oh and now he's getting ghosted by the boss's daughter. 750 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,279 Speaker 1: He went out with a girl named Shannon, and he 751 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,359 Speaker 1: works for her mom, and her mom was bugging him 752 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,520 Speaker 1: to go out with her. But now Shannon isn't calling 753 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,400 Speaker 1: him back he thought everything was fine, but and doesn't 754 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,319 Speaker 1: know why. So we're about to call her and see 755 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,800 Speaker 1: if we can figure it out for him. A right, Patrick, 756 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,080 Speaker 1: any last words before I make this phone call? No, 757 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,640 Speaker 1: I just really want to know what's up there. All right? Cool, 758 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:32,200 Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna dollar phone right now. Hello, Hi, 759 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:36,160 Speaker 1: might I speaks to Shannon? Please? Yeah? This is her. Hi, Shannon, 760 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,839 Speaker 1: this is The Jewel Show. My name is Jebel. Hello. 761 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:43,160 Speaker 1: This is Alex Fresh. Hello, this is English Evan. I 762 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,239 Speaker 1: don't know who you guys are. What are you guys 763 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,480 Speaker 1: calling for? Okay, so you don't know who we are, Well, 764 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,120 Speaker 1: i'll explain it to you. It's a radio show. It's 765 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,759 Speaker 1: called The Jewel Show, and it includes me. My name 766 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,360 Speaker 1: is Jewel Fresh, and it includes me. My name is 767 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,840 Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, and it includes to be. My name is 768 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,600 Speaker 1: English Evan, and right now it includes your name is 769 00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:03,160 Speaker 1: Shannon whatever your last name is? Okay, Shannon, I know 770 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,080 Speaker 1: it's kind of weird. We're calling you because we do 771 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,200 Speaker 1: a segment on our show called the First Date follow Up. 772 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,800 Speaker 1: It's where if you go out on a date with 773 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,839 Speaker 1: someone and then end up not calling them back, they 774 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,200 Speaker 1: can get us to call you and figure out why. 775 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,200 Speaker 1: And you recently went out with someone and now you're 776 00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,399 Speaker 1: ghosting them and they have been crying about it at 777 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,400 Speaker 1: home for weeks and they want to know why. Do 778 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,440 Speaker 1: you know how he speaking about? Oh? Um, is this 779 00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:30,520 Speaker 1: about Patrick? It is about Patrick ding ding Ding. You 780 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:36,320 Speaker 1: nailed it, M. I don't really. I mean, have you 781 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,200 Speaker 1: really been crying about that? Um? He didn't tell us 782 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,360 Speaker 1: that he's been crying about it. I just assume it 783 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,440 Speaker 1: is possible. I have no idea. He said, It's been 784 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,360 Speaker 1: two weeks though, since you guys went out, and you 785 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,759 Speaker 1: haven't responded to anything from him, and he wants to 786 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,040 Speaker 1: know why. I added the crying part. He seems like 787 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,960 Speaker 1: a yeah, but he does seem like a cry to me. 788 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,600 Speaker 1: We talked to him about your date. Oh wow, that's 789 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,560 Speaker 1: kind of weird. Yeah, you know, he reached out to us, 790 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,719 Speaker 1: and he knows that there could be, you know, something 791 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,880 Speaker 1: he might not want to hear. So he's ready for it. Okay, 792 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,279 Speaker 1: are you ready for it? So? I guess well. I 793 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,680 Speaker 1: was actually a little annoyed at first because my mom 794 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,040 Speaker 1: kept telling me over and over again about how much 795 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,160 Speaker 1: of a great dude this guy was and that I 796 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,960 Speaker 1: had to get with him, like she she's borderline obsessed. Yeah, 797 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,399 Speaker 1: he was telling us about her your mom Cathy, right, yeah, yeah, 798 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,359 Speaker 1: your mom Cathy, and he works for your mom, which 799 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,320 Speaker 1: is kind of weird, right yeah yeah, I mean that 800 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,120 Speaker 1: kind of put me off his ball. I mean, she 801 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,960 Speaker 1: was just really pushing it on me, like almost every 802 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,239 Speaker 1: day she was talking about about how much of a 803 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,480 Speaker 1: good guy he was. How does your mom tried to 804 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,200 Speaker 1: set you up with other people that have worked for her? 805 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,759 Speaker 1: Not necessarily working for her, but she's definitely tried to 806 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,359 Speaker 1: set me up with quite a few men. All right, 807 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,640 Speaker 1: she just holding grand babies or what's going on? Yeah, 808 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,520 Speaker 1: she keeps telling me that she didn't wants and children 809 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,200 Speaker 1: and needs me to marry someone soon, and I'm not 810 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:07,640 Speaker 1: really even my grandmother does that. Like even she says 811 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,440 Speaker 1: you better get married before I die. You went out 812 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,960 Speaker 1: with Patrick who works for your mom, and I'm guessing 813 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,239 Speaker 1: maybe he wasn't marriage material since that's what your mom 814 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,400 Speaker 1: wants you to do. Well, I mean, in the beginning, 815 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,160 Speaker 1: he actually seemed really cool and like actually a really 816 00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,399 Speaker 1: sweet guy, especially the whole time when I was texting him. 817 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:31,839 Speaker 1: But it's I mean, we had a really good date 818 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,239 Speaker 1: and everything. It's just there's a couple of things that 819 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,799 Speaker 1: really just set me off that you didn't like. Well, 820 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,800 Speaker 1: he took me to a really nice restaurant, but it 821 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,480 Speaker 1: was when he picked me up. Oh my gosh, I 822 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,320 Speaker 1: think this guy was more into his car than he 823 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,920 Speaker 1: was in me. Oh really, what kind of car does 824 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:59,399 Speaker 1: he as? Like a Nissan GT something. Oh? That car 825 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,400 Speaker 1: is dope. It's so fast, it's like a that's like 826 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,480 Speaker 1: a one hundred thousand dollar car too. When I got in, 827 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,480 Speaker 1: he used a lint roller to went roll my entire 828 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,879 Speaker 1: body what so that nothing would get in his car? 829 00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:17,200 Speaker 1: And then yes, and then he made me put on 830 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,719 Speaker 1: those shoe covers like the ones you put on in 831 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,560 Speaker 1: the hospital before I got in. And then when we 832 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,759 Speaker 1: went out to dinner, he literally put the cover over 833 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:29,040 Speaker 1: his whole card like it made me feel like he 834 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,680 Speaker 1: thought I was like a dirty person. I would never 835 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,120 Speaker 1: drive with him if I was in a relationship with him. 836 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,680 Speaker 1: It sounds like he'd make out with the car before 837 00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,279 Speaker 1: he made out. Right. He even made me tie my 838 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,520 Speaker 1: hair up so that my hair wouldn't get all them 839 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:45,120 Speaker 1: Maybe he has a girlfriend. Oh that's just one I 840 00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:48,920 Speaker 1: didn't even think about that at all. My that right, 841 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,839 Speaker 1: he has a girlfriend who works for a crime scene 842 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,759 Speaker 1: investigation unit. I mean, I guess I didn't think of 843 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,840 Speaker 1: that one. But I feel like a dude like that 844 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,120 Speaker 1: buys a car that can go one hundreds of miles 845 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,600 Speaker 1: an hour and they drive I have it under the 846 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,480 Speaker 1: speed limit because they don't want to damage the engine. 847 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,880 Speaker 1: They d have forty miles an hour in a Lambeau 848 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,560 Speaker 1: because they don't want to damage the engine, cut the 849 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,120 Speaker 1: school zone. Well, thank you for telling us, appreciate it. 850 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,920 Speaker 1: If you have no problem. He just well, now I 851 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,480 Speaker 1: need to let you know that you also told him 852 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,960 Speaker 1: because he's listening to this conversation and wants to talk 853 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:23,839 Speaker 1: to you. Oh are you serious. He's on the phone. Yes, 854 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:31,200 Speaker 1: he is. Got tell you about now, Sorry right now, Patien. Um. Yeah, 855 00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:36,600 Speaker 1: they don't have it open. That's why. That's good to know. Yeah, 856 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,400 Speaker 1: it is. So he just said he doesn't have a girlfriend. 857 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,520 Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard him standing. So we 858 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:46,040 Speaker 1: got that out of the way. Are you dating your car? Funny? Yeah? Well, 859 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,840 Speaker 1: I wish you would have just told me this. You 860 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,160 Speaker 1: could have just texted me back. Patrick. You don't think 861 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,320 Speaker 1: that that would have been a reason why she's not 862 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:58,239 Speaker 1: calling you back. No, I mean, well, like because I'd 863 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,080 Speaker 1: like to take care of like my stuff, Like I 864 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,279 Speaker 1: like to take care of my own. Did you really 865 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,319 Speaker 1: lent you really lent roll people before they get into 866 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,319 Speaker 1: your car? Yeah, I mean you ought to keep it clean, Okay, 867 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be cleaning it every day. Maybe you should 868 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,000 Speaker 1: just give a four war and be like, hey, can 869 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,960 Speaker 1: you just let roll yourself before you come? Also put 870 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,440 Speaker 1: your hair in a bun yeah, wasn't like a net 871 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,520 Speaker 1: over it, and then just prepare for these shoe things 872 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:25,040 Speaker 1: that I'm gonna put on your feet. I mean, nobody 873 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,040 Speaker 1: else seems have a problem with it. I don't feel 874 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,080 Speaker 1: I don't see anything wrong. Is it like a brand 875 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,480 Speaker 1: new call or or maybe your dream car or something. Yeah, 876 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,960 Speaker 1: it's like I've I worked really hard to get it, 877 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,239 Speaker 1: and I want to take care of it. I don't 878 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,319 Speaker 1: see a big deal with that. I mean, I really 879 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,279 Speaker 1: don't think you had to go to the measure of 880 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,320 Speaker 1: lint rolling me, Like, I don't think I think that 881 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:49,440 Speaker 1: was unnecessary. I mean whatever, I'll just tell your mom 882 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,360 Speaker 1: that you apparently don't like nice things and we're not 883 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,680 Speaker 1: seeing each other anymore. Once you ask me in the office, 884 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,560 Speaker 1: I guess you know. I thought you were nice. But 885 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,000 Speaker 1: maybe that's why this doesn't work out with other girls 886 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,320 Speaker 1: in the past, because they you went rolled them and 887 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:07,040 Speaker 1: made them more shoe covers. I gotta ask the question, anyway, Shannon, 888 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,560 Speaker 1: would you like to one another day with Patrick? Will 889 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,759 Speaker 1: pay for it? Honestly, I'm really not interested, just in 890 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,239 Speaker 1: the way you're acting. He just doesn't really understand the situation. Like, 891 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,000 Speaker 1: at least if you're gonna lint rolls someone, at least 892 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,160 Speaker 1: be like, hey, do you might just wipe yourself off 893 00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,440 Speaker 1: real quick, don't like grab a lint roll or an 894 00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:28,200 Speaker 1: aggressively start vacuum me. Yeah, you can call me ugly. 895 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,200 Speaker 1: You could say that you don't like their personality, but 896 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:34,160 Speaker 1: do not come near the car. This is just offensive 897 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,919 Speaker 1: to me. Jubiles First Day follow up The Jubils Show 898 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:44,799 Speaker 1: on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty 899 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,160 Speaker 1: little Secret? Remember texting four one O six one. If 900 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,160 Speaker 1: you have a secret, you can tell us anything, literally anything, 901 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,600 Speaker 1: literally anything make fun of my voice. Literally, you could 902 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,879 Speaker 1: tell us anything. Because we keep everybody anonymous. We don't 903 00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,640 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is everybody get calls in, 904 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,960 Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nick name, and I'm all out 905 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,080 Speaker 1: of like celebrity references. So I'm just gonna throw out 906 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,839 Speaker 1: a word and then Alex Fresh is gonna throw out 907 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,120 Speaker 1: a word in the English Evan is gonna throw out 908 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,000 Speaker 1: a word, and that will be yes. This will do 909 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:14,880 Speaker 1: this again. I like this Borgan Morgan Smigan like that one. 910 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,759 Speaker 1: You don't like that? I love it? Said no, let's 911 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:26,920 Speaker 1: try it again. That is on the phone. What's Upgangan? Hi, 912 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:33,840 Speaker 1: this is Um. Nice to meet you. I'm guessing you're Swedish, 913 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:38,480 Speaker 1: but I'm just just a guess. Yeah, yeah, nailed it. 914 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,800 Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret to tell Ugan. 915 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:46,160 Speaker 1: I do have a dirty little secret. Um, I sort 916 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,160 Speaker 1: of have this thing about celebrities. You have a thing 917 00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:54,719 Speaker 1: about celebrities. So like most Americans celebrities, Well, yes, yeah, 918 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,960 Speaker 1: in a way, in a way, we certain ones, Um, 919 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:02,040 Speaker 1: the ones that's sort of like, you know, appeal to me. Um, 920 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,759 Speaker 1: I kind of catch my eye. I So what I 921 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,800 Speaker 1: do is I take their likenesses whether I find it 922 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:11,759 Speaker 1: like in a magazine or print out, and I sort 923 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:18,040 Speaker 1: of like grap it around a little homemade doll a 924 00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:23,719 Speaker 1: dumb doll. Oh who's your favorite? To be honest, I 925 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:28,279 Speaker 1: cycle through favorites. Okay, I'm kind of back, like back 926 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:34,320 Speaker 1: on my Bieber days. Yeah, it's just like comfort to me, 927 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,719 Speaker 1: like one of those people I always try myself coming 928 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,600 Speaker 1: back to. Okay, So, so you're you're on a Bieber 929 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,239 Speaker 1: doll kick right now. You're making a bunch of Justin 930 00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:45,239 Speaker 1: Bieber dolls. Not a bunch, just the one I mean. Okay, 931 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,160 Speaker 1: So here's what I do. It's just we've been spending 932 00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:51,439 Speaker 1: more time together. Um, we've been spending more time together. Yeah. 933 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,160 Speaker 1: So I make these, you know, sort of dolls, these 934 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,120 Speaker 1: little likenesses, um, and then we do stuff together. We 935 00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:02,560 Speaker 1: spend time, um, you know, we we have meals together 936 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,839 Speaker 1: some days. Um, you know, play cards, they board games. Maybe. 937 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,840 Speaker 1: How good are the dolls at you know, eating meals 938 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:13,840 Speaker 1: and playing cards? Are they? Are they pretty good? The dolls? Well, no, 939 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,880 Speaker 1: they don't actually eat or play the game. That's me 940 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,799 Speaker 1: doing it. Like it's not that weird. I know what's 941 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,719 Speaker 1: going on. It sounds like you're within reality, Like you're 942 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,080 Speaker 1: not actually thinking the dolls are talking to you. You 943 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,960 Speaker 1: just do this for comfort. Yeah, it's like my mom 944 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,000 Speaker 1: actually used to kind of do something like this, and uh, 945 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,759 Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't seen her in a really 946 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,160 Speaker 1: long time, and sometimes it's just nice to have a company. Um, 947 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,520 Speaker 1: she moved far away, so we don't really get to 948 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,560 Speaker 1: spend time like that anymore. So I spend time with 949 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,440 Speaker 1: people like Justin Bieber. Okay, why I was trying to 950 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,879 Speaker 1: make fun of you that this is why this show 951 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,120 Speaker 1: is a judgment free zone. Well, let's stay it together. Then. 952 00:50:54,400 --> 00:51:00,320 Speaker 1: Our motto is we don't judge. And the reason that 953 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,719 Speaker 1: that stope is because look, if you would have told 954 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,759 Speaker 1: us that and we hadn't have heard you out, it's 955 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,719 Speaker 1: actually kind of sweet the reason you do that, Like, 956 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,520 Speaker 1: it's kind of nice. You miss you, you know, you 957 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,520 Speaker 1: obviously miss your mom. You don't get the seer very much. 958 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,120 Speaker 1: And I'm glad we didn't just call you a weirdo 959 00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,239 Speaker 1: right away because you play with the celebrity dolls. Let's 960 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,080 Speaker 1: not get away from the fact though he is putting 961 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,000 Speaker 1: the faces of celebrities onto dolls. It's kind of weird. 962 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,440 Speaker 1: M Yeah, it is weird. I mean I sort of 963 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,120 Speaker 1: think what you do is weird. Um what tok of 964 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,040 Speaker 1: the radio? Yeah, on the radio. It feels like you're 965 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,960 Speaker 1: just talking amongst yourselves and not entertaining anybody. And see, 966 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,160 Speaker 1: the thing is, at least you draw attention to the 967 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,440 Speaker 1: fact that you know that some people will think it's weird. Right, 968 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,359 Speaker 1: everybody does something that other people will think is weird. 969 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,400 Speaker 1: What do you do that you think is weirding that 970 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,799 Speaker 1: other people would think is weird? In the seven Um well, 971 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,200 Speaker 1: I mean my cat sleeps under my covers every morning, 972 00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,400 Speaker 1: and you know she I give her kisses when I leave, 973 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,239 Speaker 1: So that's kind of weird. Probably I'm not making out 974 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:58,279 Speaker 1: with her. Yeah, okay, and you're judging me at least 975 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,360 Speaker 1: I'm not into uh, you know, beastiality. I don't to that. 976 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,040 Speaker 1: He just dabbles in it. All right, Well, thank you 977 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,600 Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. Like you said, 978 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,759 Speaker 1: it was weird, innocent and kind of sweet. At the end, 979 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:19,360 Speaker 1: Evan has gone to first base with this canc What's 980 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:24,920 Speaker 1: your Dirty Little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand. If 981 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,280 Speaker 1: you think you have a case of the Mondays, prepared 982 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,319 Speaker 1: to stand corrected. It's a Jewel Show felly every once 983 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,120 Speaker 1: in a while, since it's a Monday, and you know 984 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,759 Speaker 1: people feel about Mondays it's just difficult. It's always just 985 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:38,920 Speaker 1: a very bad, terrible, horrible day. Yeah, people say it's 986 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,040 Speaker 1: the worstday of the week. They do say it's the 987 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,520 Speaker 1: worst day of the week. And yeah, I've never worked 988 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,680 Speaker 1: with anybody that actually is the opposite about Mondays. That 989 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:53,880 Speaker 1: would be so obnoxious. Say Friday. If it's there Friday, 990 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,640 Speaker 1: that's fine. You know, there are some people like that. 991 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,680 Speaker 1: But if you actually went into an office and it 992 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,160 Speaker 1: was Monday and it was their Monday, and they're like, 993 00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,279 Speaker 1: I just love Mondays, don't you just at it again? 994 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,120 Speaker 1: I was still bored over the weekend with nothing to do, 995 00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,320 Speaker 1: just Netflix, nobody to talk to. I live by myself 996 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,359 Speaker 1: and just got my coots and now I can't wait 997 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,560 Speaker 1: to get back in the office and talk to you. 998 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:14,440 Speaker 1: He wants some coffee. Anyway, if you think you have 999 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,839 Speaker 1: a case of the money, you're having a bad day. 1000 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,200 Speaker 1: I just found this story, so I figured it was 1001 00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,440 Speaker 1: a good day to share it. Okay. A sixty five 1002 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,440 Speaker 1: year old guy in Vienna, Austria, was at his apartment 1003 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,319 Speaker 1: and it was on a Monday when he sat down 1004 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:31,520 Speaker 1: on the toilet and then felt something. Don't you usually 1005 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,880 Speaker 1: feel something when you sit down on the toilet. He 1006 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,879 Speaker 1: wasn't filling the sprits. It wasn't a pleasurable to clean 1007 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,520 Speaker 1: you up. Down there, he felt something and it wasn't 1008 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,080 Speaker 1: something that you normally feel when you sit down to 1009 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,800 Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. He felt a pinch nerve, not 1010 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,920 Speaker 1: a pinch nerve. He felt a pinch and then he 1011 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:56,239 Speaker 1: realized that a large snake had bitten him on the junk. 1012 00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:01,719 Speaker 1: Whoa from inside the toilet? Yes? Where where do he live? Austria? 1013 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,279 Speaker 1: But you have snakes? And I's like, I'm never going 1014 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:10,320 Speaker 1: there write that down. Yea, Austria sat down on the toilet. 1015 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,759 Speaker 1: That's why I say, if you think you're having a 1016 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,760 Speaker 1: bad day in a case of the Mondays, at least 1017 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,520 Speaker 1: you didn't sit down on the toilet day and have 1018 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,920 Speaker 1: a snake bite you and the buddies. You know what, 1019 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,200 Speaker 1: that's gonna ruin going to the toilet forever for that guy. No, 1020 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,040 Speaker 1: he's gonna look every time and then just like squat 1021 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,120 Speaker 1: kind of. I feel like, I mean, I'm questions what 1022 00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,319 Speaker 1: kind of snake was it? Is? He okay, I'll tell 1023 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,000 Speaker 1: you the first one. What kind of snake was it? 1024 00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:33,279 Speaker 1: It was an albino articulated python. I'm sorry, big snake. 1025 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,239 Speaker 1: That's a designers. They're native to Asia and they can 1026 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:40,919 Speaker 1: grow up to thirty feet long. Yeah, and they're okay. 1027 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,960 Speaker 1: So look, if I was that dude and an albino 1028 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,440 Speaker 1: reticulated python who was small enough to get in the toilet, 1029 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,520 Speaker 1: So not thirty feet long at that point, right, it's 1030 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,279 Speaker 1: got to be a problem, maybe even six feet. But 1031 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,239 Speaker 1: if it bit me there, it bit me there, and 1032 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:56,120 Speaker 1: I'm Caucasian, so I probably would just leave it. What 1033 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,160 Speaker 1: I would just leave it? What do you mean leave 1034 00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,719 Speaker 1: it so that I could just be like, yeah, that's 1035 00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:06,520 Speaker 1: all me. So future anaconda, Yeah, if this is my anaconda. 1036 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:10,239 Speaker 1: But they're not poisonous. And luckily this one was only 1037 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,960 Speaker 1: five feet long, so still I would leave it. It's 1038 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,960 Speaker 1: a huge scale, it's still enormous. And the other question 1039 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,080 Speaker 1: that you had, Alex Freesh, was is the guy okay? 1040 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,160 Speaker 1: Is he castrated? Now? Well, actually it says in the 1041 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:25,440 Speaker 1: story that he was treated for minor injuries. Snake bite. Yeah, 1042 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:29,600 Speaker 1: snake bite, a non poisonous snake bite, so it didn't 1043 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,719 Speaker 1: catch his dingleberries. It just got the booty. Yeah, I'm 1044 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,000 Speaker 1: I'm wondering too. It was the pepe, the booty or 1045 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:40,000 Speaker 1: the A story says that the snake bit him in 1046 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,000 Speaker 1: the junk. Oh, so that's why I said I would 1047 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,440 Speaker 1: leave it. Well, there's junk in the trunk, well, not 1048 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,120 Speaker 1: the trunk, junk and the trunk and junk. Yeah, the 1049 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,440 Speaker 1: front drunk. If you're in the front junk can't be 1050 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:55,280 Speaker 1: that big if he's okay, unfortunate for that guy. Yeah, apparently, 1051 00:55:55,719 --> 00:56:00,319 Speaker 1: how did it happen? Did you guys have that questioning? Yeah, 1052 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,600 Speaker 1: well that happened. Here was a waterhole. His twenty four 1053 00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:05,799 Speaker 1: year old neighbor is a big snake guy. So he's 1054 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,560 Speaker 1: one of those people with like lots of snakes, rip 1055 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,839 Speaker 1: til fire, Yeah, and he has eleven snakes. It got 1056 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,680 Speaker 1: flushed down his soilet, his neighbor's toil, and came through 1057 00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,719 Speaker 1: his well. He thinks that one got loose, and then yes, 1058 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,719 Speaker 1: made its way through the pipes of the building and 1059 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,560 Speaker 1: then came up through that dude's toilet. But what do 1060 00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,680 Speaker 1: you mean he thinks one got loose? Obviously one goal. 1061 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,200 Speaker 1: I mean, well, he's eleven. It's hard to keep me. 1062 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,600 Speaker 1: It's hard for me to keep a track of my 1063 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,480 Speaker 1: two kinds you snakes? What did you know if you 1064 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:31,680 Speaker 1: had a five foot long reticulated albino python and all 1065 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,120 Speaker 1: of a sudden it wasn't there. Do you think his 1066 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,400 Speaker 1: neighbor was like, huh, that is weird you go up 1067 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,920 Speaker 1: it and buy a snake. I mean, I understand you 1068 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,279 Speaker 1: have a lot of snakes. You have eleven count ten. 1069 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,600 Speaker 1: You might want to go, where's the other snakes? How 1070 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,120 Speaker 1: often is the county heads? Probably pretty often? He has 1071 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,279 Speaker 1: to feed them if you live in an apartment. And 1072 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,880 Speaker 1: how long did it take for him to realize it? 1073 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:53,760 Speaker 1: Probably when he heard his neighbor go, oh, there's my junk, 1074 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,960 Speaker 1: and then he was like, oh my god. Do you 1075 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,800 Speaker 1: imagine Steve got out again? If he was whipping it 1076 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:03,520 Speaker 1: like Willows, I whip my head, he stayed around, He 1077 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,600 Speaker 1: probably was. He probably stood up and then was just 1078 00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,080 Speaker 1: trying to get the snake off and ended up the 1079 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,759 Speaker 1: helicopter thing, you know, like around. I'd love to see 1080 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,920 Speaker 1: video of it, but I can't. I mean, I just 1081 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,120 Speaker 1: don't know how that happens. But that is a terrible day. 1082 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,240 Speaker 1: That's big. It's too badly got sixty five years old, 1083 00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,680 Speaker 1: because he can make some amazing and a kind of 1084 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,880 Speaker 1: jokes makes a lot. But yeah, his neighbor actually might 1085 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:27,320 Speaker 1: be facing charges for negligence too. That's ridiculous that he's 1086 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,560 Speaker 1: getting sued for it, charged for it. Can't control that snake, 1087 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,200 Speaker 1: Yes you can. I mean that's what I said. It 1088 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,120 Speaker 1: has its own soul. That's right, that's what I always delated. 1089 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,920 Speaker 1: It was probably just really thirsty. And then whoops, it's 1090 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,160 Speaker 1: not the snake's fault. Can't throw the snakes, get a 1091 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,680 Speaker 1: man of his own. It's not the owner's fault. He 1092 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:47,360 Speaker 1: just flooring. Okay, snake just wants explore. It's like a 1093 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:55,080 Speaker 1: normal alright, that's disgusted. The Jewel Show on demand