Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. And
Speaker 1: the subject is it's too much going on to get
Speaker 1: it on? Okay, I like it sublandatory this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, we'll get into that from getting it on.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to getting it on. Wait two year this
Speaker 2: though it.
Speaker 1: Might stop you in your tracks. Too much going on
Speaker 1: to get it on. We'll get into that in just
Speaker 1: a few Like I said, because right now the nephew
Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 3: Nephew, I want to thank everybody in Buffalo, New York,
Speaker 3: came out and hung out with the nephew.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Did I get Did I give it to you?
Speaker 2: Yes? I did.
Speaker 3: Next on the map is the one and only Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 3: Y'all get ready. It's this Friday night coming. Y'all be
Speaker 3: to get ready to tickets on sale. It's tether and
Speaker 3: right now, this right here is I call this WCS.
Speaker 2: Is what I call it.
Speaker 3: This is Wife correct and Services, Wife Correctional Correctional, Wife
Speaker 3: correctional Services.
Speaker 2: We correct your wife.
Speaker 3: You know when you when you fell as You're gonna
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 2: W CS here we go cat dog. If you would hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: I am trying to reach George. Please, my name is
Speaker 2: Marcus with w C.
Speaker 3: S uh call and see if we can actually try
Speaker 3: to lend you our services. We understand that you're having
Speaker 3: a few problems and want to see if the maybe
Speaker 3: w CS can bring a better life to you and
Speaker 3: you can have an exciting life better than the one
Speaker 3: you have.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: Who is it?
Speaker 2: We are with Wife Correctional Services, sir. W CS.
Speaker 3: What it is is we take your wives for a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks and we reprogram them so that it's
Speaker 3: of course you have to sign a waiver contract, but
Speaker 3: we take your wife and we reprogram them so that
Speaker 3: they will act in a fashion of what you want
Speaker 3: them to act.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, okay whatever.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 3: So what it is that we've gotten some we've gotten
Speaker 3: some reports that you've been having some problems with with
Speaker 3: your particular wife, and.
Speaker 4: I mean where you located at.
Speaker 2: We're here in Saint Louis, sir.
Speaker 3: Okay, and don't worry, We're totally confidential. This is not
Speaker 3: anything that's going to get out and and your your
Speaker 3: names are never submitted.
Speaker 2: First of all, here's here's something we can do.
Speaker 3: I can ask you questions because we've been notified that
Speaker 3: this is probably a service that you would probably want. Now,
Speaker 3: has your wife ever snapped on you in public and
Speaker 3: snapped on me?
Speaker 4: I mean what I mean? She My wife ain't crazy.
Speaker 4: She don't just snap on me. She might, you know,
Speaker 4: try to check me, say something. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: She ain't just gonna snap on me in public.
Speaker 3: So your wife your So your wife has tried to
Speaker 3: check you, is what you're saying.
Speaker 4: May not check me per se. I mean she might.
Speaker 4: She might not like something I'm doing and might say
Speaker 4: something about it.
Speaker 3: But so basically your wife is not in her place
Speaker 3: where she needs to be old on.
Speaker 4: I mean what you mean. I mean she might say something,
Speaker 4: you know. I mean I might be doing something or
Speaker 4: you know, might be with my boys and might get
Speaker 4: out of control a little bit. She might just say
Speaker 4: something at the time, but she don't just try to
Speaker 4: all out check nobody. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what. Let me ask
Speaker 2: you this one.
Speaker 3: Have you ever just had some plans with your guys,
Speaker 3: was gonna go out and had to change your plans
Speaker 3: because your wife.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if if like I'm just talking about
Speaker 4: hanging out and I ain't let her know or something,
Speaker 4: she might you know, be like, well, baby already had plans,
Speaker 4: you know, can you stay home with the boys or something.
Speaker 4: But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular. You know,
Speaker 4: I usually do what I want to do.
Speaker 2: It seems like denial.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's another one, sir, Well, no, listen, hear me out.
Speaker 2: Now, let me ask you this has your wife. Let's say, back.
Speaker 3: When Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did you ever miss
Speaker 3: a playoff game on television because your wife wanted to
Speaker 3: watch something else?
Speaker 4: Now, I mean we got two TVs in my house, man,
Speaker 4: I wish. Now, I don't even get down. I mean
Speaker 4: I might have to watch a little TV, but I
Speaker 4: mean I usually watch it on the big SEA.
Speaker 3: But but you do You've been pushed to watching the
Speaker 3: smaller television.
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't push to do nothing. Man. What I'm
Speaker 4: trying to tell you is, I mean we compromised. We
Speaker 4: do fifty fifty in my house. I mean, she might
Speaker 4: get the big TV to watch her stories or something,
Speaker 4: and I just have to go watch the little TV
Speaker 4: and little TV. Dude, go out of her once.
Speaker 2: See, there we go.
Speaker 4: So I'm cool with that.
Speaker 2: You're cool with that. So you're with that. You're actually
Speaker 2: the one that's programmed.
Speaker 4: And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife, ain't nothing
Speaker 4: wrong with my family?
Speaker 2: You know what I I understand.
Speaker 3: Well, let me the reason why I'm asking you these
Speaker 3: particular questions is because someone has actually let me know
Speaker 3: the problems that are at hand in your household.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you. I got one question for you.
Speaker 2: Here's what I want to ask you.
Speaker 3: Has your wife ever cushed you out at a family cookout?
Speaker 4: Hey? Man, hold on, man, you know what you're getting
Speaker 4: a little personal man.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm here, I'm here.
Speaker 4: I never heard of this company. Man, I've never heard
Speaker 4: of you.
Speaker 2: This is something new.
Speaker 4: Is definitely saying something new. I mean, don't make me
Speaker 4: be a guinea pig. Don't don't start out calling me
Speaker 4: trying to get you know, referrals or clientele or whatever
Speaker 4: it is you're trying to do. Man, don't call me
Speaker 4: with this nonsense.
Speaker 3: Partner, And I completely understand that w c S. Sir,
Speaker 3: is here to benefit you.
Speaker 4: It's no benefit to me, man, getting I'll look at
Speaker 4: my personal business wondering what's going on in my household?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, last thing I want to ask you, and
Speaker 3: this is the last question I have for you.
Speaker 4: Make this the last one straight up?
Speaker 3: Okay, have you do you do you buy your own
Speaker 3: clothes or does she buy the clothes?
Speaker 4: You know what? Man? This meant you? Whatever coming this is,
Speaker 4: don't call now no more? And whatever put you up
Speaker 4: to this? Whoever give you my number? Talking about my
Speaker 4: wife's checked me, got me under control, got me on
Speaker 4: lock man? You telling him too? Don't call me no more?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you in denying now?
Speaker 4: Dog? Don't call him now no more? I'm gonna tell
Speaker 4: you what George Foreman or whatever Marcus for whoever you are,
Speaker 4: George Foreman marking, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna find out what I'm located. Dog, I'm coming
Speaker 4: down there and I'm gonna push them as you're in
Speaker 4: my personal.
Speaker 3: You're ready to retaliate on me, but you don't want
Speaker 3: to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife.
Speaker 4: Retaliation. Man, what I'm saying, you're calling my house, I'm
Speaker 4: minding my home and you worrying about who are watching
Speaker 4: what TV? In my house and my wife taking me
Speaker 4: in public? Man, Hey, don look, I'm telling you, sir.
Speaker 2: Don't you want to watch the big television?
Speaker 4: Man? Big TV?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: I'm comfortable with the TV I got. You know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. It's in my room. I come across the bed,
Speaker 4: watch whatever you want to whatever I want.
Speaker 2: To do.
Speaker 4: With my partner's dog. Matter fact, you don't even get partners.
Speaker 4: You call it actually your o dumb.
Speaker 2: What you want to do to me and your wife
Speaker 2: is already done to you?
Speaker 4: Say you got to damn number block? What's your phone number? Man?
Speaker 4: Give me something, tell me where to find you.
Speaker 2: Why are you in denial?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you what.
Speaker 3: You need to get your wife checked in to wipe
Speaker 3: correctional services so they you can live better.
Speaker 4: Lights whoever may need to get a life?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 4: Can I get a life? Max? Up calling me? Don
Speaker 4: for real?
Speaker 2: I understand that. Can I say one more thing that.
Speaker 4: You say you can't say to me? Man? Straight up?
Speaker 2: Listen to me, sir?
Speaker 3: What what what's his nephew Timy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 3: Morning Show.
Speaker 2: You just got crank by your boy.
Speaker 4: Justin You know what I don't know? Hey, hey, hey, Okay,
Speaker 4: y'all got me.
Speaker 3: Man, What is the badnest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4: You already know? Is you, my boy Steve Harvey doing
Speaker 4: in the morning on the Steve Harvey Morning Show partner?
Speaker 3: Come on, goodbye, goodbye, Come on, let's get some frank
Speaker 3: and praise up in here.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll praise you on that one when you get
Speaker 1: the h CS together uncorrrectional service.
Speaker 2: You know what we do everything y'all want. We do
Speaker 2: everything y'all want, not everything. You know what we do? Yeah,
Speaker 2: y'all know.
Speaker 3: You know what A lot of men can't say it,
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna say it for everybody. You know what
Speaker 3: y'all just y'all too much? Sometime y'all are is mutual?
Speaker 3: Say y'all are a bit too much sometime. I love
Speaker 3: you to death. I didn't made it. Let me say
Speaker 3: this though, house party. If you're taking me Housewater Comedy Jam,
Speaker 3: you don't want to miss it.
Speaker 2: It is this Friday. It is September sixth.
Speaker 3: It is in Augusta, Georgia at the Mill Up Theater.
Speaker 2: The Nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 3: All right, boy, Buffalo call Buffalo and asked if I
Speaker 3: was stupid if I was eating at if I was crazy,
Speaker 3: if I was poignant, elegant, oh my god, and absolutely
Speaker 3: sexy all at the same time. All of that. Man, Please,
Speaker 3: what did I well? White?
Speaker 2: I just blew it. I think I'm gonna do blue Friday.
Speaker 3: Friday gonna be blue, Okay, Augusta George, the tim of
Speaker 3: wearing blue. Y'all wear whatever y'all want to wear. But
Speaker 3: the nephew wein blue.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: But I will sex it though I will.
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