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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. And

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is it's too much going on to get

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<v Speaker 1>it on? Okay, I like it sublandatory this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anyway, we'll get into that from getting it on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry to getting it on. Wait two year this

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<v Speaker 2>though it.

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<v Speaker 1>Might stop you in your tracks. Too much going on

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<v Speaker 1>to get it on. We'll get into that in just

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<v Speaker 1>a few Like I said, because right now the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>is here with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>Nephew, I want to thank everybody in Buffalo, New York,

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<v Speaker 3>came out and hung out with the nephew.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Did I get Did I give it to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Next on the map is the one and only Augusta, Georgia.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all get ready. It's this Friday night coming. Y'all be

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<v Speaker 3>to get ready to tickets on sale. It's tether and

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<v Speaker 3>right now, this right here is I call this WCS.

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<v Speaker 2>Is what I call it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Wife correct and Services, Wife Correctional Correctional, Wife

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<v Speaker 3>correctional Services.

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<v Speaker 2>We correct your wife.

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<v Speaker 3>You know when you when you fell as You're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>love it.

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<v Speaker 2>W CS here we go cat dog. If you would hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>I am trying to reach George. Please, my name is

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<v Speaker 2>Marcus with w C.

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<v Speaker 3>S uh call and see if we can actually try

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<v Speaker 3>to lend you our services. We understand that you're having

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<v Speaker 3>a few problems and want to see if the maybe

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<v Speaker 3>w CS can bring a better life to you and

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<v Speaker 3>you can have an exciting life better than the one

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<v Speaker 3>you have.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>Who is it?

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<v Speaker 2>We are with Wife Correctional Services, sir. W CS.

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<v Speaker 3>What it is is we take your wives for a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of weeks and we reprogram them so that it's

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<v Speaker 3>of course you have to sign a waiver contract, but

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<v Speaker 3>we take your wife and we reprogram them so that

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<v Speaker 3>they will act in a fashion of what you want

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<v Speaker 3>them to act.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, okay, okay whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>See.

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<v Speaker 3>So what it is that we've gotten some we've gotten

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<v Speaker 3>some reports that you've been having some problems with with

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<v Speaker 3>your particular wife, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean where you located at.

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<v Speaker 2>We're here in Saint Louis, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and don't worry, We're totally confidential. This is not

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<v Speaker 3>anything that's going to get out and and your your

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<v Speaker 3>names are never submitted.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, here's here's something we can do.

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<v Speaker 3>I can ask you questions because we've been notified that

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<v Speaker 3>this is probably a service that you would probably want. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>has your wife ever snapped on you in public and

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<v Speaker 3>snapped on me?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean what I mean? She My wife ain't crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>She don't just snap on me. She might, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>try to check me, say something. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>She ain't just gonna snap on me in public.

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<v Speaker 3>So your wife your So your wife has tried to

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<v Speaker 3>check you, is what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 4>May not check me per se. I mean she might.

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<v Speaker 4>She might not like something I'm doing and might say

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<v Speaker 4>something about it.

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<v Speaker 3>But so basically your wife is not in her place

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<v Speaker 3>where she needs to be old on.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean what you mean. I mean she might say something,

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<v Speaker 4>you know. I mean I might be doing something or

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<v Speaker 4>you know, might be with my boys and might get

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<v Speaker 4>out of control a little bit. She might just say

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<v Speaker 4>something at the time, but she don't just try to

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<v Speaker 4>all out check nobody. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what. Let me ask

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<v Speaker 2>you this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever just had some plans with your guys,

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<v Speaker 3>was gonna go out and had to change your plans

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<v Speaker 3>because your wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, if if like I'm just talking about

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<v Speaker 4>hanging out and I ain't let her know or something,

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<v Speaker 4>she might you know, be like, well, baby already had plans,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, can you stay home with the boys or something.

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<v Speaker 4>But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>I usually do what I want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems like denial.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here's another one, sir, Well, no, listen, hear me out.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, let me ask you this has your wife. Let's say, back.

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<v Speaker 3>When Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did you ever miss

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<v Speaker 3>a playoff game on television because your wife wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>watch something else?

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I mean we got two TVs in my house, man,

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<v Speaker 4>I wish. Now, I don't even get down. I mean

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<v Speaker 4>I might have to watch a little TV, but I

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<v Speaker 4>mean I usually watch it on the big SEA.

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<v Speaker 3>But but you do You've been pushed to watching the

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<v Speaker 3>smaller television.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I wouldn't push to do nothing. Man. What I'm

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<v Speaker 4>trying to tell you is, I mean we compromised. We

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<v Speaker 4>do fifty fifty in my house. I mean, she might

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<v Speaker 4>get the big TV to watch her stories or something,

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<v Speaker 4>and I just have to go watch the little TV

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<v Speaker 4>and little TV. Dude, go out of her once.

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<v Speaker 2>See, there we go.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm cool with that.

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<v Speaker 2>You're cool with that. So you're with that. You're actually

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<v Speaker 2>the one that's programmed.

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<v Speaker 4>And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife, ain't nothing

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<v Speaker 4>wrong with my family?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I I understand.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let me the reason why I'm asking you these

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<v Speaker 3>particular questions is because someone has actually let me know

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<v Speaker 3>the problems that are at hand in your household.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you. I got one question for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what I want to ask you.

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<v Speaker 3>Has your wife ever cushed you out at a family cookout?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey? Man, hold on, man, you know what you're getting

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<v Speaker 4>a little personal man.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm here, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 4>I never heard of this company. Man, I've never heard

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<v Speaker 4>of you.

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<v Speaker 2>This is something new.

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<v Speaker 4>Is definitely saying something new. I mean, don't make me

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<v Speaker 4>be a guinea pig. Don't don't start out calling me

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<v Speaker 4>trying to get you know, referrals or clientele or whatever

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<v Speaker 4>it is you're trying to do. Man, don't call me

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<v Speaker 4>with this nonsense.

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<v Speaker 3>Partner, And I completely understand that w c S. Sir,

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<v Speaker 3>is here to benefit you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's no benefit to me, man, getting I'll look at

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<v Speaker 4>my personal business wondering what's going on in my household?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, last thing I want to ask you, and

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<v Speaker 3>this is the last question I have for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Make this the last one straight up?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, have you do you do you buy your own

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<v Speaker 3>clothes or does she buy the clothes?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what? Man? This meant you? Whatever coming this is,

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<v Speaker 4>don't call now no more? And whatever put you up

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<v Speaker 4>to this? Whoever give you my number? Talking about my

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<v Speaker 4>wife's checked me, got me under control, got me on

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<v Speaker 4>lock man? You telling him too? Don't call me no more?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you in denying now?

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<v Speaker 4>Dog? Don't call him now no more? I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 4>you what George Foreman or whatever Marcus for whoever you are,

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<v Speaker 4>George Foreman marking, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna find out what I'm located. Dog, I'm coming

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<v Speaker 4>down there and I'm gonna push them as you're in

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<v Speaker 4>my personal.

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<v Speaker 3>You're ready to retaliate on me, but you don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Retaliation. Man, what I'm saying, you're calling my house, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>minding my home and you worrying about who are watching

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<v Speaker 4>what TV? In my house and my wife taking me

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<v Speaker 4>in public? Man, Hey, don look, I'm telling you, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you want to watch the big television?

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<v Speaker 4>Man? Big TV?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm comfortable with the TV I got. You know what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying. It's in my room. I come across the bed,

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<v Speaker 4>watch whatever you want to whatever I want.

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<v Speaker 2>To do.

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<v Speaker 4>With my partner's dog. Matter fact, you don't even get partners.

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<v Speaker 4>You call it actually your o dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>What you want to do to me and your wife

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<v Speaker 2>is already done to you?

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<v Speaker 4>Say you got to damn number block? What's your phone number? Man?

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<v Speaker 4>Give me something, tell me where to find you.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you in denial?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna tell you what.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to get your wife checked in to wipe

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<v Speaker 3>correctional services so they you can live better.

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<v Speaker 4>Lights whoever may need to get a life?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I get a life? Max? Up calling me? Don

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<v Speaker 4>for real?

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<v Speaker 2>I understand that. Can I say one more thing that.

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<v Speaker 4>You say you can't say to me? Man? Straight up?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>What what what's his nephew Timy from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>You just got crank by your boy.

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<v Speaker 4>Justin You know what I don't know? Hey, hey, hey, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>y'all got me.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, What is the badnest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 4>You already know? Is you, my boy Steve Harvey doing

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<v Speaker 4>in the morning on the Steve Harvey Morning Show partner?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, goodbye, goodbye, Come on, let's get some frank

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<v Speaker 3>and praise up in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we'll praise you on that one when you get

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<v Speaker 1>the h CS together uncorrrectional service.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what we do everything y'all want. We do

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<v Speaker 2>everything y'all want, not everything. You know what we do? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all know.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what A lot of men can't say it,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm gonna say it for everybody. You know what

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<v Speaker 3>y'all just y'all too much? Sometime y'all are is mutual?

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<v Speaker 3>Say y'all are a bit too much sometime. I love

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<v Speaker 3>you to death. I didn't made it. Let me say

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<v Speaker 3>this though, house party. If you're taking me Housewater Comedy Jam,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't want to miss it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is this Friday. It is September sixth.

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<v Speaker 3>It is in Augusta, Georgia at the Mill Up Theater.

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<v Speaker 2>The Nephew is coming to town.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, boy, Buffalo call Buffalo and asked if I

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<v Speaker 3>was stupid if I was eating at if I was crazy,

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<v Speaker 3>if I was poignant, elegant, oh my god, and absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>sexy all at the same time. All of that. Man, Please,

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<v Speaker 3>what did I well? White?

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<v Speaker 2>I just blew it. I think I'm gonna do blue Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>Friday gonna be blue, Okay, Augusta George, the tim of

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<v Speaker 3>wearing blue. Y'all wear whatever y'all want to wear. But

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<v Speaker 3>the nephew wein blue.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will sex it though I will.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next my Strawberry letters. The subject there, there's

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<v Speaker 1>too much going on to get it on. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.