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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. And

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Speaker 1: the subject is it's too much going on to get

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Speaker 1: it on? Okay, I like it sublandatory this one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, we'll get into that from getting it on.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to getting it on. Wait two year this

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Speaker 2: though it.

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Speaker 1: Might stop you in your tracks. Too much going on

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Speaker 1: to get it on. We'll get into that in just

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Speaker 1: a few Like I said, because right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: Nephew, I want to thank everybody in Buffalo, New York,

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Speaker 3: came out and hung out with the nephew.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Did I get Did I give it to you?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I did.

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Speaker 3: Next on the map is the one and only Augusta, Georgia.

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Speaker 3: Y'all get ready. It's this Friday night coming. Y'all be

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Speaker 3: to get ready to tickets on sale. It's tether and

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Speaker 3: right now, this right here is I call this WCS.

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Speaker 2: Is what I call it.

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Speaker 3: This is Wife correct and Services, Wife Correctional Correctional, Wife

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Speaker 3: correctional Services.

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Speaker 2: We correct your wife.

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Speaker 3: You know when you when you fell as You're gonna

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Speaker 3: love it.

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Speaker 2: W CS here we go cat dog. If you would hello, Hello,

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Speaker 2: I am trying to reach George. Please, my name is

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Speaker 2: Marcus with w C.

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Speaker 3: S uh call and see if we can actually try

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Speaker 3: to lend you our services. We understand that you're having

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Speaker 3: a few problems and want to see if the maybe

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Speaker 3: w CS can bring a better life to you and

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Speaker 3: you can have an exciting life better than the one

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Speaker 3: you have.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 4: Who is it?

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Speaker 2: We are with Wife Correctional Services, sir. W CS.

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Speaker 3: What it is is we take your wives for a

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Speaker 3: couple of weeks and we reprogram them so that it's

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Speaker 3: of course you have to sign a waiver contract, but

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Speaker 3: we take your wife and we reprogram them so that

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Speaker 3: they will act in a fashion of what you want

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Speaker 3: them to act.

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Speaker 4: Oh, okay, okay whatever.

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Speaker 2: See.

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Speaker 3: So what it is that we've gotten some we've gotten

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Speaker 3: some reports that you've been having some problems with with

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Speaker 3: your particular wife, and.

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Speaker 4: I mean where you located at.

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Speaker 2: We're here in Saint Louis, sir.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and don't worry, We're totally confidential. This is not

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Speaker 3: anything that's going to get out and and your your

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Speaker 3: names are never submitted.

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Speaker 2: First of all, here's here's something we can do.

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Speaker 3: I can ask you questions because we've been notified that

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Speaker 3: this is probably a service that you would probably want. Now,

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Speaker 3: has your wife ever snapped on you in public and

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Speaker 4: I mean what I mean? She My wife ain't crazy.

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Speaker 4: She don't just snap on me. She might, you know,

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Speaker 4: try to check me, say something. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: She ain't just gonna snap on me in public.

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Speaker 3: So your wife your So your wife has tried to

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Speaker 3: check you, is what you're saying.

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Speaker 4: May not check me per se. I mean she might.

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Speaker 4: She might not like something I'm doing and might say

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Speaker 3: But so basically your wife is not in her place

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Speaker 4: I mean what you mean. I mean she might say something,

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Speaker 3: Have you ever just had some plans with your guys,

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if if like I'm just talking about

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Speaker 4: But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular. You know,

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Speaker 2: It seems like denial.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here's another one, sir, Well, no, listen, hear me out.

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Speaker 2: Now, let me ask you this has your wife. Let's say, back.

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Speaker 3: When Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did you ever miss

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Speaker 4: Now, I mean we got two TVs in my house, man,

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Speaker 4: I wish. Now, I don't even get down. I mean

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Speaker 4: I might have to watch a little TV, but I

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Speaker 3: But but you do You've been pushed to watching the

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Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't push to do nothing. Man. What I'm

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Speaker 4: and I just have to go watch the little TV

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Speaker 4: and little TV. Dude, go out of her once.

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Speaker 2: See, there we go.

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Speaker 4: So I'm cool with that.

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Speaker 2: You're cool with that. So you're with that. You're actually

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Speaker 2: the one that's programmed.

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Speaker 4: And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife, ain't nothing

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Speaker 4: wrong with my family?

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Speaker 2: You know what I I understand.

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Speaker 3: Well, let me the reason why I'm asking you these

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Speaker 3: particular questions is because someone has actually let me know

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Speaker 3: the problems that are at hand in your household.

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you. I got one question for you.

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Speaker 2: Here's what I want to ask you.

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Speaker 3: Has your wife ever cushed you out at a family cookout?

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Speaker 4: Hey? Man, hold on, man, you know what you're getting

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Speaker 4: a little personal man.

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm here, I'm here.

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Speaker 4: I never heard of this company. Man, I've never heard

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Speaker 2: This is something new.

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Speaker 4: Is definitely saying something new. I mean, don't make me

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Speaker 4: be a guinea pig. Don't don't start out calling me

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Speaker 4: trying to get you know, referrals or clientele or whatever

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Speaker 4: it is you're trying to do. Man, don't call me

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Speaker 3: Partner, And I completely understand that w c S. Sir,

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Speaker 4: It's no benefit to me, man, getting I'll look at

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Speaker 4: my personal business wondering what's going on in my household?

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, last thing I want to ask you, and

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Speaker 4: Make this the last one straight up?

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Speaker 3: Okay, have you do you do you buy your own

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Speaker 4: You know what? Man? This meant you? Whatever coming this is,

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Speaker 4: don't call now no more? And whatever put you up

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Speaker 4: to this? Whoever give you my number? Talking about my

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Speaker 4: wife's checked me, got me under control, got me on

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Speaker 4: lock man? You telling him too? Don't call me no more?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 4: Are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you in denying now?

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Speaker 4: Dog? Don't call him now no more? I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 4: you what George Foreman or whatever Marcus for whoever you are,

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Speaker 4: George Foreman marking, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna find out what I'm located. Dog, I'm coming

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Speaker 4: my personal.

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Speaker 3: You're ready to retaliate on me, but you don't want

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Speaker 3: to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife.

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Speaker 4: Retaliation. Man, what I'm saying, you're calling my house, I'm

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Speaker 4: minding my home and you worrying about who are watching

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Speaker 4: what TV? In my house and my wife taking me

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Speaker 4: in public? Man, Hey, don look, I'm telling you, sir.

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Speaker 2: Don't you want to watch the big television?

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Speaker 4: Man? Big TV?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 4: I'm comfortable with the TV I got. You know what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying. It's in my room. I come across the bed,

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Speaker 4: watch whatever you want to whatever I want.

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Speaker 2: To do.

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Speaker 4: With my partner's dog. Matter fact, you don't even get partners.

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Speaker 4: You call it actually your o dumb.

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Speaker 2: What you want to do to me and your wife

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Speaker 4: Say you got to damn number block? What's your phone number? Man?

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Speaker 4: Give me something, tell me where to find you.

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Speaker 2: Why are you in denial?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you what.

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Speaker 3: You need to get your wife checked in to wipe

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Speaker 3: correctional services so they you can live better.

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Speaker 4: Lights whoever may need to get a life?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 4: Can I get a life? Max? Up calling me? Don

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Speaker 4: for real?

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Speaker 2: I understand that. Can I say one more thing that.

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Speaker 4: You say you can't say to me? Man? Straight up?

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Speaker 2: Listen to me, sir?

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Speaker 3: What what what's his nephew Timy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 3: Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You just got crank by your boy.

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Speaker 4: Justin You know what I don't know? Hey, hey, hey, Okay,

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Speaker 4: y'all got me.

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Speaker 3: Man, What is the badnest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 4: You already know? Is you, my boy Steve Harvey doing

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Speaker 4: in the morning on the Steve Harvey Morning Show partner?

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Speaker 3: Come on, goodbye, goodbye, Come on, let's get some frank

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Speaker 3: and praise up in here.

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Speaker 1: Well, we'll praise you on that one when you get

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Speaker 1: the h CS together uncorrrectional service.

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Speaker 2: You know what we do everything y'all want. We do

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Speaker 2: everything y'all want, not everything. You know what we do? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: y'all know.

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Speaker 3: You know what A lot of men can't say it,

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Speaker 3: but I'm gonna say it for everybody. You know what

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Speaker 3: y'all just y'all too much? Sometime y'all are is mutual?

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Speaker 3: Say y'all are a bit too much sometime. I love

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Speaker 3: you to death. I didn't made it. Let me say

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Speaker 3: this though, house party. If you're taking me Housewater Comedy Jam,

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Speaker 3: you don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 2: It is this Friday. It is September sixth.

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Speaker 3: It is in Augusta, Georgia at the Mill Up Theater.

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Speaker 2: The Nephew is coming to town.

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Speaker 3: All right, boy, Buffalo call Buffalo and asked if I

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Speaker 3: was stupid if I was eating at if I was crazy,

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Speaker 3: if I was poignant, elegant, oh my god, and absolutely

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Speaker 3: sexy all at the same time. All of that. Man, Please,

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Speaker 3: what did I well? White?

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Speaker 2: I just blew it. I think I'm gonna do blue Friday.

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Speaker 3: Friday gonna be blue, Okay, Augusta George, the tim of

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Speaker 3: wearing blue. Y'all wear whatever y'all want to wear. But

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Speaker 3: the nephew wein blue.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: But I will sex it though I will.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next my Strawberry letters. The subject there, there's

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Speaker 1: too much going on to get it on. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.