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Speaker 2: Made it to a Friday.
Speaker 3: It's a meat Friday and apparently it's a surprise menure,
Speaker 3: secretive menu. Dylan and Tyler, they are doing double duty today.
Speaker 3: Don't know what the menu is for meat Friday? A
Speaker 3: collab here? Yes, Dylan, I just sent over to you Dan. Okay,
Speaker 3: well you can give me the menu.
Speaker 2: All right. So it's actually National Onion Day, Dan, and
Speaker 2: you know I hate onions, but we have to honor
Speaker 2: the national We do not have to honor onions. So
Speaker 2: you don't want onion rings. You guys can have onion rings.
Speaker 2: What else do you have? Bloomin onion? What else do
Speaker 2: you have? French onion zoop in summer? Oh my god? Okay,
Speaker 2: what else do you have? We also have grilled revis
Speaker 2: and loaded baked potatoes, okay with onions, caramelized onions.
Speaker 3: I'm sure on everything. Okay, great, thank you? Thanks running
Speaker 3: it by the home office here. Welcome to me Friday.
Speaker 3: Who's got it better than we do?
Speaker 2: No money?
Speaker 3: Question mark the Minister of Humors here, Dylan's in for
Speaker 3: seating today. Marv is here, Paula, yours truly and the brgs. Yes,
Speaker 3: Paul you I know you pretty well. You really don't
Speaker 3: like onions or eat things with onions? Are you gonna
Speaker 3: tap out?
Speaker 4: Are you gonna?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I plow through it. Team player, you know, Meet Friday
Speaker 3: isn't all about me. It's about us, teamwork. This is
Speaker 3: what you do. So I'll try it, and you know,
Speaker 3: morale will pick up. I think I got'm low. Now
Speaker 3: I'm down in the dumps. Now, you know, I meet
Speaker 3: Friday and I'm not feeling great. Didn't know about the menu.
Speaker 3: You gave me a heads up that it was a
Speaker 3: National onion Day, and as soon as you said it,
Speaker 3: I go no. I hate onions. Feels like this was
Speaker 3: hidden from me. Feels like it was hidden from me. Yes, Dylan,
Speaker 3: what would be worse for you?
Speaker 2: National onion Day or National mayo Day? Mayonnaise that's number one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a worthless condiment. I'm gonna have to disagree. It's
Speaker 2: just it's bland. But a turkey sandwich needs mayonnaise on it. No,
Speaker 2: it needs mustard on it. I can't abide. I'm sorry. Okay.
Speaker 3: We played golf the other day some of the backroom guys,
Speaker 3: and then we went to Seven Seas and had some
Speaker 3: beers and wings, and then I ordered a Turkey club
Speaker 3: and the waitress goes mayo, and I go, no mustard.
Speaker 3: And then Dylan goes, what like you were offended? And
Speaker 3: I go, I'm not putting mayo on this flabbergas is
Speaker 3: actually the real It's tasted great with mustard. Okay, come on,
Speaker 3: let's go, let's get started. Come on, let's go, Come on,
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Speaker 3: Draft Round two is over. No freshman taken in round two,
Speaker 3: eighteen taken in round one. Talk a little bit more
Speaker 3: about that coming up. The ex Baltimore Raven kicker Justin
Speaker 3: Tucker suspended ten weeks.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that. Says he's innocent.
Speaker 3: Is rep says he's innocent, then why are you accepting
Speaker 3: a ten week suspension?
Speaker 2: Have that for you coming up?
Speaker 3: This almost feels like something that Maury Povich would have
Speaker 3: had on his show. Maury Povich, the former daytime host.
Speaker 3: He's got a new podcast, Golf Podcast, talks to some
Speaker 3: big stars. Maury Povich, the father will join us coming up.
Speaker 3: Marvin was a big Maury Povich fan because he liked
Speaker 3: when they would boo people when the guy would come
Speaker 3: out to see if he's the You know, two women
Speaker 3: are out there, both are pregnant, and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden they do a DNA test and they'd introduced
Speaker 3: Jimmy Lipper and then the audience would go.
Speaker 6: Boo, boom, Shut up, y'all don't know me. Shout up,
Speaker 6: y'all don't even know the whole story. Murray, this is
Speaker 6: what happened. It was never Moury, It was Murray, Murray,
Speaker 6: Murray Povich, Murray, let me tell you what happened.
Speaker 2: Yes, Poe.
Speaker 4: Maury Povich was pretty groundbreaking at the time because it
Speaker 4: was like Oprah and Phil Donahu in the late eighties,
Speaker 4: in the early nineties and Maury Povich just before Jerry
Speaker 4: Springer kind of took it in that racy direction.
Speaker 2: And Springer took it to another level.
Speaker 3: But Maury Povich, like Maury Povich, wasn't as you know,
Speaker 3: down in the trenches the dirt like Jerry Springer was.
Speaker 3: Like Springer, Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati and famously
Speaker 3: paid a prostate with a check and then they kind
Speaker 3: of check came back.
Speaker 2: That's a bananas move.
Speaker 4: That's how I want to get caught here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think Maury gets lumped in with the
Speaker 3: Jerry Springer crowd.
Speaker 2: And so we'll talk to Maury Povitch.
Speaker 3: By the way, his father, Shirley Povich, that was his name,
Speaker 3: Shirley Povitch, longtime columnists, sports columnists for the Washington Post
Speaker 3: and like seventy years something crazy.
Speaker 2: So we'll talk to Maury Povich. She'll join us.
Speaker 3: And he's known as the Big Dumper, Cal Rolly, the
Speaker 3: Mariners catcher. He's hitting a lot of home runs. Okay,
Speaker 3: is this a good nickname? Most people get a nickname,
Speaker 3: like Kobe Bryant called himself the Black Mamba. You know,
Speaker 3: some guys just say, hey, this is my nickname. This
Speaker 3: is where you're called something, And sometimes you have no
Speaker 3: choice but to kind of accept it.
Speaker 7: That.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm known as the Big dump. Yes, Pully, it's fun.
Speaker 4: He's a big, thick dude, he's a catcher. It's easy
Speaker 4: to get to know him because of cal Rawley. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you kind of know that. But if you say, oh,
Speaker 4: the big dumper went yard, it makes you it crosses
Speaker 4: you over.
Speaker 3: Well, let's go around the room. Yeah, your name Big
Speaker 3: Dumper Todd. I'm cool with it, okay, Uh, Dylan.
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely cool with that. Alright, Marvin, I like it, okay, PAULI.
Speaker 4: I don't love it, but once it's in place, you
Speaker 4: don't fight it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get you know, he's a thick guy, he's
Speaker 3: a catcher.
Speaker 2: And I don't know. I don't know. What kind of
Speaker 2: sponsorship do you get with the big Dumper dude?
Speaker 8: Wifes?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, total toilets. Oh okay, okay, we
Speaker 2: thought this out charming. How about a dump truck, big,
Speaker 2: the big dump truck, like a garbage company.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something I don't know, maybe just him from behind,
Speaker 3: and that's the like the dump truck logo, the big Dumper.
Speaker 3: He'll join us a little bit later up, all right,
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Speaker 2: All right, with the draft last night.
Speaker 3: It was kind of interesting from the standpoint of you
Speaker 3: actually knew some of the players last night. They've been
Speaker 3: around for a little while. This is the youngest first
Speaker 3: round as far as age goes in NBA history, going
Speaker 3: back modern era the ABA NBA merger, so you can
Speaker 3: go back to the seventy you know, let's say nineteen
Speaker 3: seventy average age nineteen years, three hundred and eight days.
Speaker 3: You had eighteen freshmen taken in the first round. You
Speaker 3: also had eight consecutive freshmen taken in the first round.
Speaker 2: Second round. It was just a little.
Speaker 3: Bit different because you had guys who were actually juniors
Speaker 3: and seniors, and you go, yeah, I remember that guy.
Speaker 3: Then he played at Florida. Oh that guy, Yeah, he
Speaker 3: played at Creighton. And these guys can make rosters. You know,
Speaker 3: the guys you're drafting potential in that first round the
Speaker 3: freshman who played one year, one and done. Where you
Speaker 3: get somebody who's a little more seasoned and they're going
Speaker 3: to be coming in, They're going to be more mature
Speaker 3: and probably be more accepting of their role, and these
Speaker 3: guys will probably be making you know, there's a few
Speaker 3: guys in the second round who will make rosters. The
Speaker 3: Ace Bailey situation, to me is interesting because he was
Speaker 3: drafted by Utah and Danny Ainge. But Ace Bailey's rep said, Hey,
Speaker 3: there's teams that we don't want to go to, we
Speaker 3: don't want to work out for, and I believe Utah
Speaker 3: was one of those teams. In fact, one was told
Speaker 3: specifically do not draft him, and that team could have
Speaker 3: been Utah. Because Ace Bailey out of Rutgers, he wanted
Speaker 3: to go to Brooklyn or Washington, and there were teams
Speaker 3: that passed on him, seventy six Ers, Charlotte, but Utah
Speaker 3: Danny Ainge is saying, hey, too much talent here, I'm
Speaker 3: going to take you. They're not even sure if he's
Speaker 3: going to show up. Normally, this is the day or
Speaker 3: maybe Saturday, where the player shows up, holds up the
Speaker 3: jersey and meets with the local media. I guess there's
Speaker 3: real concern in Utah that he might not be there.
Speaker 3: And Summer League starts pretty soon, and I think Utah
Speaker 3: they get started before just about anybody. There's real concern
Speaker 3: that you might have a guy who may not want
Speaker 3: to go to Utah and then what happens after that.
Speaker 3: And he's a guy who can play. I mean, he's athletic,
Speaker 3: but you know, I think he was just or his
Speaker 3: business people said he didn't want to go to seventy
Speaker 3: six for whatever reason. Like I think he wants he
Speaker 3: wanted to go where he knew he was going to
Speaker 3: play right away. He can put up numbers right away.
Speaker 3: And those places. Philadelphia's going to share the ball with
Speaker 3: Embiid and you know Paul George Maxie, you know he's
Speaker 3: not going to get his touches. Charlotte kind of a mess.
Speaker 3: You know, you got a ball dominant guard there. But
Speaker 3: I mean they end up taking Canipple from Duke, but
Speaker 3: they probably would have taken Ace Bailey if he was
Speaker 3: willing to go there. But Utah Danny Ainge, Hey, he's
Speaker 3: one of the slicker gms that we've had in recent memory.
Speaker 3: And maybe he looked at this and said, it's too
Speaker 3: much of a bargain. I can't pass up talent even
Speaker 3: if the guy doesn't want to come here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Paul, it does feel like everyone's pointing that Utah
Speaker 4: saying that without saying it that Ace Bailey didn't want
Speaker 4: to go there. If this were the NFL, Danny Ainge
Speaker 4: would draft him and try to package a trade to
Speaker 4: Washington or to Brooklyn. But they would do that on
Speaker 4: draft night, like back in the day with Eli Manning.
Speaker 4: It wouldn't stretch over a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wonder if you're taking talent, but what are
Speaker 3: you getting with that talent? I mean, I love talent,
Speaker 3: but there are times when you're dealing with talent. I
Speaker 3: love having it. I don't want to have to, like
Speaker 3: you got to deal with this, And you would think
Speaker 3: he would be excited to go there, but he might say, Hey,
Speaker 3: I don't want to live there. Yeah, these other places,
Speaker 3: I know I could probably be a star sooner. Like
Speaker 3: I understand all that. And he was upfront with people,
Speaker 3: but just trying to understand exactly why or why not
Speaker 3: with salt Lake and you know, the Summer League starts
Speaker 3: July fifth. So it starts in California July fifth, it
Speaker 3: starts in Salt Lake July fifth, then it starts in
Speaker 3: uh Vegas July tenth. Summer League July fifth is not
Speaker 3: very far away. What are we dealing eight days here
Speaker 3: before he's got to show up supposed to show up,
Speaker 3: Probably needs to show up before that, say a lo
Speaker 3: to the media and say how much you love Salt
Speaker 3: Lake City. Come in wearing a Karl Malone jersey, you
Speaker 3: know Mark Eaton. How about a horny jersey, Jeff HORNI sex.
Speaker 4: I'm harny for Utah.
Speaker 2: Who is my guy? Adam Keith Nice, Paul.
Speaker 3: Oh, Andre Carolenko, Young, Darren Williams.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: So that to me, that's that's that great curiosity of
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna guess they didn't even interview the guy.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess they didn't talk to Hiss Bailey. This
Speaker 2: is one of those.
Speaker 3: Now sometimes this happens in the NFL, and it'll be
Speaker 3: like a guy go, I didn't even talk to these
Speaker 3: people Jacksonville Blake Bortles. So they were drafting Blake Bortles.
Speaker 3: They never gave you the impression they were drafting Blake Bortles.
Speaker 3: They didn't even interview him because everybody thought, oh, man
Speaker 3: is Jacksonville taking Johnny Manziel. Then all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: they go Lake Bortles, and everybody went, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: We didn't know anything about this. It does happen.
Speaker 3: And I think he had like thirty five touchdown passes
Speaker 3: one year led the NFL maybe in touchdown passes.
Speaker 4: Yes, Paul Lake Bortles is still one of the NFL
Speaker 4: mysteries that bothered me. I know, I shouldn't be making
Speaker 4: this left turn, but his second year in the league,
Speaker 4: thirty five touchdown passes. Now, he had eighteen picks, but
Speaker 4: thirty five.
Speaker 2: I'll take the thirty five.
Speaker 4: Four years later he's out of the sport.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how that happened? Yeah, look at Marvin all right.
Speaker 8: Yes, that threw me off. The thirty five touchdown passes.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I knew he was the quarterback on the team
Speaker 9: that they were up on the pages in the AFC
Speaker 9: champion Chip Gean, he was.
Speaker 2: Going to go to the super Bowl.
Speaker 4: He's done seventeen.
Speaker 2: He was going to the Super Bowl eight years ago.
Speaker 8: He should have been.
Speaker 2: Nick Foles bounced around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, we'll take a break. We got to come
Speaker 3: up with the poll question. Dylan, that's your duty today,
Speaker 3: since you screwed up the menu.
Speaker 2: Screwed up or carefully calculated?
Speaker 3: Well with you might have been carefully calculated, Dylan line. Yes,
Speaker 3: carefully calculated, Tyler. Maybe it was something different. But it's
Speaker 3: a meat Friday and morales high.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 10: Wow, goodbyes, baked.
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Speaker 1: He's still moving.
Speaker 3: Friend of the show, Clayton Kershaw struck out five fourth
Speaker 3: consecutive win. He now has two nine and ninety seven
Speaker 3: career strikeouts, so three away from becoming Okay, how many
Speaker 3: pictures have at least three thousand strikeouts? There are two
Speaker 3: who are active. How many pictures in the history of
Speaker 3: the sport have at least three thousand strikeouts?
Speaker 8: Todd eleven.
Speaker 2: Of course, you'd say eleven.
Speaker 4: Paul going back to like the early nineteen hundred, it's
Speaker 4: the whole thing. I'll go thirteen, Marvin twelve, Dylan seventeen twenty.
Speaker 3: He is three away from becoming the twentieth pitcher in
Speaker 3: baseball history, justin Verlander. Max Schurzer the only active pitchers
Speaker 3: with three thousand strikeouts.
Speaker 2: But you know the way guys swing.
Speaker 3: Now, you might have pitchers get a lot of strikeouts,
Speaker 3: they just don't pitch that long. So your starting pitchers
Speaker 3: are going to pitch four or five, maybe six innings.
Speaker 3: All of these guys were pitching seven, eight, nine innings.
Speaker 3: But to get nobody's getting to three hundred wins. That
Speaker 3: won't happen again. And even looking at three thousand hits,
Speaker 3: they're not important. Base hits aren't important. I don't know
Speaker 3: why I would figure getting on bass as opposed to
Speaker 3: either hitting a home runner striking out. But and maybe
Speaker 3: that comes back where you get the guys hitting for average.
Speaker 3: You know, it's the analytics that changed baseball. Just like
Speaker 3: starting pitching, Why do we need you to go six
Speaker 3: or seven when we have all these middle relief guys.
Speaker 3: You throw one hundred, but Kershaw three thousand strikeouts more importantly,
Speaker 3: the fourth consecutive win, So congrats to him, Yes, Paul.
Speaker 4: When Clayton Kershaw retires, does that end the starting pitcher
Speaker 4: being a star?
Speaker 8: Era?
Speaker 2: Well, Verlander, Verlander is a star.
Speaker 4: And he'll go in the next year or two. Those
Speaker 4: two are like the last of the Insureser. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean Suresier's tailed off greatly, but h Verlander is married
Speaker 4: to a swimsuit model and like, you know, he's famous
Speaker 4: for Cy Young's. But when those guys go like, who
Speaker 4: is the next you know, is Jacob de gram go
Speaker 4: into that category of I mean schemes you think, but
Speaker 4: he's young, I mean de Gram's and great had a
Speaker 4: no hitter into what the eighth inning is, last start.
Speaker 3: I think there's a lot of young arms. I just
Speaker 3: don't know if they're it's like they're suppressed where you go, Hey,
Speaker 3: you're only going to pitch this. You're not a I
Speaker 3: don't think anybody talks about a starting pitcher as a
Speaker 3: workhorse anymore. It's just your starting pitcher. Hey, you get
Speaker 3: to start the game. Those guys come in, and then
Speaker 3: that guy comes in, and then that's it. But you know, show, Hey,
Speaker 3: Otani is the most famous pitcher, but he's not pitching
Speaker 3: a lot. It's just Oh, by the way, I think
Speaker 3: he hit another home run, So that's twenty eight home runs.
Speaker 3: Dodgers beat the Rockies, and Otani has fifty one home
Speaker 3: run since the start of last season that have gone
Speaker 3: at least four hundred plus feet, most in Major League Baseball.
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Speaker 3: Atlanta joins us leading off this morning.
Speaker 2: High Al, what's on your mind? Dude? Morning, Dan?
Speaker 13: Have you meet Friday? One thing quickly before I get
Speaker 13: to what I called in for. I totally agree with you.
Speaker 13: Mustard is absolute dirt. Mustard, Sorry, not mustard. Mayonnaise is
Speaker 13: absolutely dirt. Mustard is king by day I set up.
Speaker 13: But now that the NBA season and the NHL season
Speaker 13: is over and.
Speaker 14: We've gotten past their final and finals and the NBA
Speaker 14: draft has happened, who cares about the NHL draft is
Speaker 14: a bunch of Eastern Europeans and Canadians and the piece
Speaker 14: we are now in the stretch of two months of
Speaker 14: baseball and soccer.
Speaker 15: Who's ready for summer?
Speaker 2: Dan?
Speaker 3: No, buddy, thank you. Al Let's see Doug in Ohio. Hi, Doug,
Speaker 3: what's on your mind today?
Speaker 15: Morning?
Speaker 8: Guys?
Speaker 15: Six four, two thirty five.
Speaker 16: I had to weigh in on the whole Mayo versus
Speaker 16: mustard debate. Mustard might be the worst condiment ever invented.
Speaker 15: It's true.
Speaker 16: You put it on anything and all you taste is mustard. Now,
Speaker 16: if you're concerned about lack of taste with Mayo, had
Speaker 16: you considered miracle whip by any chance?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 2: No, none of it. None of it.
Speaker 3: Mayo is terrible. I've heard of miracle whip, Doug. They
Speaker 3: just give me a like what okay? I will say this.
Speaker 3: Growing up, Uh, we had ketchup and mustard, and when
Speaker 3: the ketchup was going to run out, my mom would
Speaker 3: put water in the bottle so the ketchup would last
Speaker 3: a little bit longer.
Speaker 2: We never had mayo growing up.
Speaker 3: Oh boooo, Dan, So I never you know, I got
Speaker 3: to New York and everybody's like, you know, you got
Speaker 3: to put mayo on your PISTROMI or and I go no, No,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: Put mustard on there, Yes, Dylan, I didn't know mayo
Speaker 2: was like a luxury item. Isn't that kind of in
Speaker 2: the same world as mustard and ketchup?
Speaker 3: I we just didn't have it. You grew up with
Speaker 3: a you know, silver spoon in your mouth. I didn't.
Speaker 2: And there's mayonnaise on that spot I had, Yes, I
Speaker 2: had a spoon with nothing on it, and it was
Speaker 2: like pewter.
Speaker 3: But no, I just don't think my mom ever thought,
Speaker 3: you know, it's like ketchup and mustards. You know, here
Speaker 3: you go like, you know, stop complaining, Go get an apple.
Speaker 3: That was always my mom's response when we'd run out
Speaker 3: of like cold cuts, Get an apple, Go get some raisins.
Speaker 4: Yes, so on those paper thin bolooney sandwiches you took
Speaker 4: to school.
Speaker 2: What was on it? Mustard mustard?
Speaker 4: I think traditionally Midwestern it is mayoos.
Speaker 3: I never remember mayo in the in the refrigerator, and
Speaker 3: and we would put American cheese. It's slice of cheese,
Speaker 3: white bread, and a really really thin.
Speaker 2: Piece of ballooney. And so you'd get not one but
Speaker 2: two of those sandwiches, and then you'd get one of
Speaker 2: those little fruit cups, and then you'd have milk. That
Speaker 2: was it. They just Mom would set us out the door,
Speaker 2: and no one ever traded for my lunch ever. Ever. Yes,
Speaker 2: I feel like the demarcation line is like ham and ham.
Speaker 2: Adjacent stuff gets mustard, turkey, chicken that ilk gets mayout.
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you, I put mustard on it, Mustard
Speaker 2: on turkey, pistrami, pastrami. Yeah, hot dog? You no ketchup
Speaker 2: on hot dog?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 2: I'd like ketchup on a hot dog too. Yes.
Speaker 10: Do you like tuna fish at all?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 12: Okay, because that would be one of those things where, really, may,
Speaker 12: what are you eating right now?
Speaker 8: I'm not eating anything.
Speaker 10: A few minutes ago I had a granola bar.
Speaker 2: Well, I can hear it.
Speaker 8: May, there's a something a little stuck into you.
Speaker 12: I talk funny anyway, So on top of the slushy ess,
Speaker 12: you could add the piece of nuts from the granola bar.
Speaker 12: No thanks, was it hard to understand the scent structure together.
Speaker 3: I could hear that there was food in your mouth
Speaker 3: early remnants. Did you hear the yes, Yeah, like something
Speaker 3: was stuck in your teeth and you were talking.
Speaker 10: Now I can't win. I haven't heard from you all days.
Speaker 12: Good time you came in to work to it and
Speaker 12: then I talked, and then I got something abound there also.
Speaker 2: Now it's on me.
Speaker 12: No, But now I'll probably stop talking till like eleven
Speaker 12: twenty because I'll be like feeling like maybe I'm gonna
Speaker 12: make that sound again.
Speaker 8: And now it's good that they take to work today.
Speaker 2: Well, just stop eating.
Speaker 10: I just took a little bite out of a granola bar.
Speaker 10: Anything might have a sandwich or something.
Speaker 12: It's like sustenance to get through the day. It's like,
Speaker 12: take a sip of water.
Speaker 2: Why is it always on me?
Speaker 12: It's like, I just why would you eat a Sicilian
Speaker 12: pizza in the middle of it? But I took a
Speaker 12: little nibble literally five minutes ago. But obviously I guess
Speaker 12: it's still something stuck in my gum or something, and
Speaker 12: it's my fault, it's not And I was safe during
Speaker 12: the commercial break to take a nibble, But ten minutes
Speaker 12: after the fact, it's still stuck in my.
Speaker 2: Too, John and Phoenix joints this. Good morning John, Hey,
Speaker 2: good morning Dan.
Speaker 18: Long time.
Speaker 19: Uh six to two minus a kidney due two just
Speaker 19: had it taken out due to cancerous tumors on it. Yeah,
Speaker 19: I just want to I think you need to ban
Speaker 19: Dylan off the desk because that's not meet Friday. It's
Speaker 19: called onion Friday, and he should be gone wow. And
Speaker 19: then Fritzy. I think he needs to have a new nickname,
Speaker 19: God whiner.
Speaker 2: Fritz Wow. Okay, John taking shots there, back, Bro, Do.
Speaker 10: I really whine a lot?
Speaker 2: M Do you whine a lot?
Speaker 8: I don't think I do.
Speaker 2: I think you're passive, aggressive.
Speaker 10: And you're a reception be considered.
Speaker 2: You're really good at shifting blame, really good.
Speaker 10: That's not whining. That's shifting blame and aggressive. Different word.
Speaker 3: You never just say yeah, you're right and then it
Speaker 3: ends or my bad, then it ends.
Speaker 10: I have a tough time with that. Yes, so probably
Speaker 10: not the only one on this half that has.
Speaker 2: No no, no, see you just did it.
Speaker 10: There you go, not just just drag.
Speaker 3: All you need to do is say yeah, you're right,
Speaker 3: My bad. You just shifted blame to.
Speaker 10: A public example of where you're a kissing me though,
Speaker 10: this is.
Speaker 2: This has gone on for twenty years a tick twenty
Speaker 2: years time.
Speaker 10: You're just gonna stop whining.
Speaker 2: You're gonna lead me into retirement. You're going to force
Speaker 2: me into reach in.
Speaker 10: Two thirds years.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're gonna this might be in early return.
Speaker 10: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, and if it happens, it'll be because of you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: But I think of the word why, it comes with
Speaker 12: some kind of sound. Yeah, I don't think that's the
Speaker 12: sound of my voice.
Speaker 3: Zach and Knoxville joints US. Good morning, Zach. What's on
Speaker 3: your mind today?
Speaker 17: Hey DP, thanks for taking my call. Just to defend
Speaker 17: as Bailey a little bit. He probably wasn't even sheriff.
Speaker 17: You should have shown up, well, I'm sure and along
Speaker 17: along the lines with a big dumper. I think that's
Speaker 17: a great sports nickname, but if you are an office
Speaker 17: worker or work in construction, then probably not not a
Speaker 17: great nickname. And I just had one question for Marvin.
Speaker 17: I am a pie of the face for the NBA Finals.
Speaker 17: So did he have a preference or is it dealer's
Speaker 17: choice on that?
Speaker 9: No, No, Zach is all up to you. All right,
Speaker 9: we want to do it whichever pie. Yeah, dealer's choice.
Speaker 3: Make sure somebody takes a video and sends it, sends
Speaker 3: it into a sec Thank you, Paul and Iowa.
Speaker 2: Paul in Iowa, Hye, Paul, Hey dan Well.
Speaker 5: I didn't think my sports cart was going to be
Speaker 5: hijacked by condiments this morning, but as a Midwesterner, I
Speaker 5: have to give my input that all cold meat sandwiches
Speaker 5: should be with mayo or at the most a honey mustard.
Speaker 15: While mayo is more versatile, mustard is more delicious. I'll
Speaker 15: give that one to you. But my call today was
Speaker 15: yesterday you asked what is the best organic high school
Speaker 15: basketball team in recent memory? I think I have one
Speaker 15: for you. The Ames High School Public Community School District
Speaker 15: Little Cyclones in Ames, Iowa, in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 15: In twenty ten, went undefeated for two seasons, won back
Speaker 15: to back state championships with six Division one athletes on
Speaker 15: the team, headlined by number one recruiting the nation, Harrison Barnes,
Speaker 15: and another six foot eight player you might have heard of,
Speaker 15: future college Player of the Year Doug McDermott.
Speaker 2: All right, well, thank you, Paul.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the coach from Verdi was talking about his team
Speaker 3: might be the greatest high school team of all time.
Speaker 2: And it's a prep school. You're going there to play basketball.
Speaker 2: I was looking for a community high school, you know,
Speaker 2: a traditional high school. And that's why you're not the
Speaker 2: greatest high school team of all time if you're a
Speaker 2: prep school.
Speaker 9: Yes, Martin, I found out yesterday that Mount Verde they're
Speaker 9: not allowed to participate in the state championships in Florida.
Speaker 3: Well they shouldn't be. They're prep school. I mean, you're
Speaker 3: bringing in kids who are planning on playing one year
Speaker 3: in college and going to the NBA.
Speaker 8: They should be playing in March Made.
Speaker 3: They should be a G League. They should play in
Speaker 3: the G League. Seriously, Mont Verdi should be playing some
Speaker 3: G League teams.
Speaker 9: Yes, Mark, When I was working at the Mothership of
Speaker 9: high school basketball, RJ. Beard and Andrew Namhart were both
Speaker 9: on Mount Verde. Like, this isn't a high school basketball team.
Speaker 3: Jeff in New Orleans, Hi, Jeff, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 15: Hey?
Speaker 18: DP, I uh, I'm Jeff with Jeff with a J
Speaker 18: and one F. Listen, I want to.
Speaker 2: Oh, GF GF one F.
Speaker 3: Though i'd add, you know what, if you're getting one,
Speaker 3: if it's g E O F, then add another F
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 13: Jeff, it's just a E F.
Speaker 2: It's like Todd. Todd should be t O D.
Speaker 18: You know you don't need two d's.
Speaker 2: Oh you're just j j E F yeah, just j E.
Speaker 2: Wait what happened to the other F?
Speaker 18: I don't need it?
Speaker 15: Listen.
Speaker 18: I got to ask you two questions.
Speaker 2: I got to ask you this.
Speaker 18: Do you do you eat like scrambled eggs or omelets?
Speaker 18: Do you like eggs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 18: Okay? Now do you you eat salads?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 18: Do you have like vinegartte dressings on them? Do you
Speaker 18: do you like oil and vinegar?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 18: Okay, so you already eat mayonnaise. Man is made of
Speaker 18: two things egg, eggs, boil.
Speaker 3: But I don't take it out of the jar and
Speaker 3: slather it on a sandwich. There's other things that are
Speaker 3: in the salad or in the eggs that make them palatable. Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't pressure me, Jeff with one F, I'm going to
Speaker 3: give you another F. Here F off get that f
Speaker 3: out of here, Zach and Iowa Isaac.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Dan, good morning.
Speaker 20: It is just sometimes painful to listen to Fretsie stick
Speaker 20: up for himself.
Speaker 2: I love the guy.
Speaker 20: I think everything he does is great, and obviously it
Speaker 20: brings a ton of the show. But in the same right,
Speaker 20: how do you not acknowledge that you are whiny.
Speaker 7: And just be open with it. You're a little whiny,
Speaker 7: that's all right. My other question was what age do
Speaker 7: you think you grew up and matured beyond the point
Speaker 7: that you only like yellow mustard, that you're okay with Dejahn,
Speaker 7: with brown, with spic sy. Those are my two things
Speaker 7: for you.
Speaker 3: We never had, you know, Gray Poupond, I didn't have choices.
Speaker 3: If you saw the refrigerator with six kids and you'd go.
Speaker 2: How'd you guys get so big?
Speaker 3: There wasn't anything in there. My dad had a six
Speaker 3: pack of Schlitz beer. There was milk in there, apples,
Speaker 3: maybe some cold cuts, and some American cheat like there.
Speaker 3: Come on, there was plenty of room in my refrigerator
Speaker 3: growing up. Just say yes, Marva.
Speaker 9: I was just saying, this is difference between being broke
Speaker 9: and being poor. Were you guys broke.
Speaker 3: I don't know what we didn't have, Like, I didn't
Speaker 3: know that. The only time I ever realized that we
Speaker 3: didn't have things is when I went down to the
Speaker 3: street to a family and we went there for Christmas
Speaker 3: and I've never seen a floor where you couldn't walk
Speaker 3: because they were all these gifts. And I went back
Speaker 3: and you know, it was like, damn, we don't have
Speaker 3: any money. But my parents were really good at kind
Speaker 3: of disguising that that we didn't have money. I mean,
Speaker 3: I got hand me ups from my older brother who's
Speaker 3: five to ten and I was six three. Try that.
Speaker 3: Try that on for sides. When you go to school
Speaker 3: and you've got your brother's pants on.
Speaker 2: You know, not good.
Speaker 3: But you know I have great value for things. I
Speaker 3: never you know, I keep working. I saw my mom's struggle.
Speaker 3: It made me a heart. All my brothers and sisters
Speaker 3: unbelievable workers, and you know, don't want to retire, but
Speaker 3: you know, you see that firsthand.
Speaker 2: We weren't poor. We just didn't have things.
Speaker 18: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like I got my I didn't get my driver's
Speaker 3: license because we didn't have a car for me to drive.
Speaker 3: So I was eighteen, I was riding a bicycle. I
Speaker 3: rode the school bus when I was a senior in
Speaker 3: high school. What senior rides the bus? No money? But
Speaker 3: I had great, loving parents who made us feel like
Speaker 3: we had everything. They were very, very, you know, good
Speaker 3: at doing that. Yes, marm So you guys were rich
Speaker 3: in love. Yeah, that means we're really really got you.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pour is not the right word. But like midwestern
Speaker 4: five kids, one parent working, there's no room. There's no
Speaker 4: budget for luxury items like an extra TV or a
Speaker 4: bunch of extra things from the grocery store.
Speaker 3: We had one car. There were six, six kids, you know.
Speaker 3: But it made me. I'm well aware of the value
Speaker 3: of things. Quality of things absolutely made me a better person.
Speaker 3: Although at the time I had friends who had Corvettes,
Speaker 3: sixty nine Chevelle, three, ninety six Chevelle. I remember all
Speaker 3: these cars. One guy had a Mustang. All these cars
Speaker 3: and I depended on them. I even had a friend
Speaker 3: who had a hornet. Look at that car. But I'll
Speaker 3: be damned if he came by to pick me up.
Speaker 3: I was getting in it. I didn't care if you're
Speaker 3: going to take me to a basketball game, baseball game.
Speaker 2: A concert. I'm all all in, but they all had
Speaker 2: cars and I didn't bad. It's tough to go out
Speaker 2: on a date, you know it is. Where are we going?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We'd have to walk.
Speaker 12: Yeah, the striver's gonna pick us up a ship love dinner,
Speaker 12: and then we'll go to the movies.
Speaker 8: He'll wait for us, he said, he'd wait in the pucking.
Speaker 2: You can ride the handlebars. Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 8: Look at the hottie on the huffey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, yeah, all right, how about we take
Speaker 2: a break? You know, woe is me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't Ma growing up or great roupon. No,
Speaker 3: I didn't, blooney, that is true. I should get one
Speaker 3: of my brothers on the phone, have him acknowledge the
Speaker 3: thin the thinnest slice of bulloon. First of all, it's bolooney.
Speaker 3: We couldn't even afford a thicker slice of ballooney.
Speaker 2: It's already thin. I promise you.
Speaker 3: I could hold it up right now, and I could
Speaker 3: see images of you guys through the bologney.
Speaker 2: I could like, lenen, Okay, let's go, come.
Speaker 10: On, come on here.
Speaker 3: We got better days ahead, all right.
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Speaker 3: Dylan in for a Seaton this week. Poll question today,
Speaker 3: or at least the options are.
Speaker 2: Well for starters. Dan in honor of Cal Rawly beyond
Speaker 2: what's the best nickname in sports history? Sports history? Got
Speaker 2: a lot of options there.
Speaker 3: Dang, Okay, the dumper is a good one for Cal
Speaker 3: Rawley of Seattle. But you got Muhammad Ali was known
Speaker 3: as the greatest.
Speaker 2: That's tough to beat. But then Gretzky was the great one.
Speaker 2: Now did Ali called it? I think Ali called himself
Speaker 2: the greatest, whereas a writer labeled Gretzky the great one.
Speaker 2: Magic Johnson, that was great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, point, I think I'm going with Magic for a
Speaker 4: couple of reasons. Irvin Johnson is not a memorable name.
Speaker 4: But you give a guy magic and he comes into
Speaker 4: the league as Magic Johnson to the Lakers, it's such
Speaker 4: an easy name to remember, he says, a unique player.
Speaker 4: When you say the word magic had thirty two last
Speaker 4: night and you don't have to explain in any way.
Speaker 4: That's and it also branded him in the Lakers as
Speaker 4: this showtime cool brand.
Speaker 3: And Tiger Woods. If it's Eldrick Woods, all you have
Speaker 3: to do is say Tiger. And that's named after a guy
Speaker 3: that Tiger's dad served in the War with I think
Speaker 3: that that was his friend's nickname.
Speaker 2: Yes, Marvin Prime time Prime. But Dion named himself Prime.
Speaker 8: But he's so good.
Speaker 9: Him and Kobe, they're the guys they named themselves and
Speaker 9: they were so good that they lived up to the nickname.
Speaker 9: And people just kept rolling with it.
Speaker 2: And Ali calling himself the greatest. Yes, Dylan, what about
Speaker 2: late add Todd Weiner, Fritz for originality a right? Or
Speaker 2: refrigerator Perry. Those are my two, those two. Refrigerator Perry.
Speaker 2: That's a great nickname, just refrigerator. Yeah, the fridge, Yes, Tom.
Speaker 10: You what the iceman? I like that? Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean there's a lot of great nicknames. I don't
Speaker 3: know if you could zero in and say that's the
Speaker 3: greatest nickname. What was Ted Williams Teddy ball game? It's
Speaker 3: pretty good. Larry Legend, uh splendid splinter.
Speaker 8: That's not good.
Speaker 2: The slim Reaper for Durant is a good one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but he didn't. I don't think he liked it.
Speaker 3: I like the durantel though, is getting He didn't like
Speaker 3: that one either, And there's there's a lot of them. Uh,
Speaker 3: Donnie baseball un mattingly that's pretty good.
Speaker 8: Yes, Mark white Chocolate, Yeah, I like that, Johnny Football.
Speaker 2: The white Lobster, Cooper flag, yes, Paul.
Speaker 4: Not catching on yet, not yet? The work shopping. There's
Speaker 4: ones that don't get used every day, like you wouldn't
Speaker 4: refer to the person but Dominque Wilkins, the human highlight reel.
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. That's cool. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: The bus bus yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, there's there's so
Speaker 3: many of them. The Express. Nolan Ryan was the Express.
Speaker 3: I saw where he threw. I don't know how long
Speaker 3: ago this was, but Nolan Ryan, I think, is in
Speaker 3: his eighties. I think he can throw his age.
Speaker 2: I think he can.
Speaker 3: It's that high leg kick, but it's you know when
Speaker 3: somebody says, oh, can you shoot your age in golf,
Speaker 3: that's a big deal. Here's Noley on the mound throwing
Speaker 3: like eighty four miles an hour. He's seventy eight years
Speaker 3: of age and he can still throw in the eighties.
Speaker 2: I believe. Yes, he can still.
Speaker 3: Throw harder than Jamie Moyer did at the height of
Speaker 3: Jamie Moyer's career.
Speaker 2: Yes, Toud, it's amazing.
Speaker 10: As armor is still attached to his body.
Speaker 12: They have him pitch eleven twelve innings for two hundred
Speaker 12: and fifty pitches in a game that was insane bets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those days are long gone, Todd. You gotta move
Speaker 3: on gone. Yeah, you got to evolve. You got to
Speaker 3: appreciate the pitcher. You can go out there and he
Speaker 3: can give you everything he's got for four innings. That's
Speaker 3: what you want. That's a lot for He is a
Speaker 3: work horse. Wait, just send him out every fifth day.
Speaker 3: He's a work horse. He pitches about I don't know,
Speaker 3: twenty innings a month. Maury Povich is going to join us.
Speaker 3: You are not the father and the big dumper, Carol
Speaker 3: Raleigh