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Speaker 1: The Jubils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember email show on air

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Speaker 1: at the jubilshow dot com. And if you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret and maybe you can say what it

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Speaker 1: is on the show. And remember we keep everybody anonymous,

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Speaker 1: so you're safe to say whatever. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. What's your dirty little secret? Oh boy? So, um,

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Speaker 1: I went to Vegas, um laying at end with like yeah,

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Speaker 1: with my exactly with my girlfriend bachelor at party and

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Speaker 1: did what happened? Stay absolutely not. I wish so, you know,

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Speaker 1: as one does in Vegas because we're drinking and drinking,

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Speaker 1: drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking. And yeah, so

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Speaker 1: one of my genius friends decided to get tattoos and

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Speaker 1: then oh, my genius self was like, okay, but here's

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Speaker 1: the kicker. I didn't really remember this until the next

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Speaker 1: morning when I looked down at my hip and not

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Speaker 1: only do I see a man's name on my hip,

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Speaker 1: it is my ex boyfriend from like years ago. Oh

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Speaker 1: I tattooed his name on my hip and this, I mean,

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Speaker 1: this guy was like a jerk. He cheated on me

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Speaker 1: and everything. What the worst part is, by the way,

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Speaker 1: I who had to mention I'm married? Oh no, man,

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Speaker 1: I love very much. Okay's name tattooed on you in

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Speaker 1: Vegas and you're married? Yeah? How did? Yeah, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get it removed before the weekend was over. Yeah, no, um,

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Speaker 1: I told she told my husband it was my great

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Speaker 1: great great uncle's name. I believe that. Well. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was like weird enough, like you know, I'm like

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Speaker 1: I am kind of like a weirdo. So it's like

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Speaker 1: it makes sense a little, but like, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what is it's his name Bernard? You have Okay, and

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know about your X Bernard. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's just you know, the Bernard family name. You know

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Speaker 1: that I take so much I never know about Wow?

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Speaker 1: Whoa that? So my ex actually went by Ben? But yeah,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know that your ex's name was Bernard, just Ben. No, okay, Wow,

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Speaker 1: here's the way things for me. Subconsciously, you're thinking about

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Speaker 1: your I was gonna say this kind of weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I think we were just all you know,

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Speaker 1: it was a bachelor party where I was just like

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Speaker 1: making chokes and like talking about all our fields relationships

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Speaker 1: and like, I don't know. I guess I always get yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm very like I'm I'm pretty easy

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Speaker 1: going with most things. Alex and I are married. If

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Speaker 1: you didn't know that, by the way, I have to

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Speaker 1: say that from new listeners, if you didn't know, if

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Speaker 1: you're no listener who gets hard on me saying it whatever,

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Speaker 1: I have to say it. Alex and I are married,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pretty relaxed with a lot a lot. But

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Speaker 1: if you laugh right here on the radio, if you

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Speaker 1: went to Vegas with your friends and came back with

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Speaker 1: a guy's name, well yeah, but if I could you

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Speaker 1: imagine I would. I'd be shocked and like, I'd have

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Speaker 1: a lot of questions. And then if even if it

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Speaker 1: was a name that I didn't know, then I'd have

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Speaker 1: even more questions. And then if I said, like if

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Speaker 1: it was my uncle uncle uncle's name and I never

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Speaker 1: heard of this guy, was like, yeah, it was stupid.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know why I would have done that. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that's one instance where I'd be like, I

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Speaker 1: don't believe you. I don't know you guys love each

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Speaker 1: other a lot, but I would hope that you might

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Speaker 1: call it quick I don't know, maybe not well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your little secret, and I would

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Speaker 1: definitely never tell your husband that Yeah show on demand