WEBVTT - "The Dope Baby Daddy Expert" with Nore Davis 0:00:02.720 --> 0:00:07.520 Hello, what's up. Oh my goodness, it's the Unofficial Expert Podcast. 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:10.280 We are back after a brief hiatus. 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:12.400 Oh yes, we haven't been here for what a week. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:13.280 We've been busy. 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:16.599 We have, actually, Sidney, what have you been busy doing? 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:19.720 Oh, you know, just living my best life? Getting terrible 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:22.239 wigs at CVS and waiting for. 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:23.760 Checks can terribly. 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:26.040 I feel like you should be buying wigs from CBS. 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:28.160 Poo poo. You know sometimes I got good sales. 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:30.400 I got my coupons and I got that like CBS 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:32.760 card girl. You know, if you don't have the cart 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:34.160 you can just give your number and you can still 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:37.080 get the discount. What really, always give my mom's number? 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:37.920 Oh I didn't know that. 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:40.680 Oh yes, I'll be stealing with points at write A too. 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.840 Oh shit, I need to get my life together. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:44.080 Do you have points? 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:45.720 No, I take my mom's point. 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:46.920 Can you give me your mom's member? 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:50.040 Nocuse you're gonna take my points. I've been buying stuff. 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:52.520 I'm in there buying shampoo and Moroccan oil and stuff, 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.680 and they're like, you know, if you use ten thousand points, 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:57.920 you get this for free. And I'm like, wow, well, 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.600 let me use my mother's points. What are you been 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:01.280 busy doing. 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:06.880 I've been busy popping pills. In the last week. 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:10.000 I was an expert at waking up with a terrible, 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:13.319 terrible backspasm and I. 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:14.960 Was just in my bed trying to mind my own business. 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:16.480 Oh wait, so you have a backspasms. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:18.000 Is there somebody new in your life? 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:25.720 There's a doctor at urgent Care that's new in my life. 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:28.240 She was like, uh, it's your period. 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:29.040 I was like, my period. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:30.760 I don't bleed out on my back, so why my 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:33.160 back hurt? And she was like that's what it is. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.319 Go get some motrin. And I went back because I 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:37.360 complained and they were like. 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:39.200 Come back, well, let you see a real doctor. 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.080 And when I went back to Urgent Care, it was 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:43.640 an Indian dude and I was like, now this is 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.960 a real doctor. He had the accent and everything. I 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:51.520 was like, yes, Also, my laptop's acting up, so rude. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.240 But they gave me these pills. They gave me a 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.440 muscle relaxers. I'm supposed to say to a day those 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.600 are the generic kinds, so they don't really work. Carolina said, 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:00.680 I'm supposed to taken with wine to really feel them. 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:05.040 Oh man, she's giving you that that Stepford mom prescription 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:05.520 going on. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:07.120 Well, yeah, I mean I'm gonna do it tonight. I 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:07.680 want to get home. 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:09.960 I'm gonna do I'm gonna do one of these pills 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:13.200 with a large glass of wine. Okay, So what does 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:16.519 muscle relaxes do? Like it relaxes all your muscles or 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.959 like these are ten milligrams, so they don't do nothing 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:24.040 for me. Tailan Hall is like three hundred milligrams. Because 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:27.359 I heard if you take a muscle relaxer your rectum 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:28.240 opens up just. 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:28.560 A little bit. 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:31.440 I think you're talking about roof fees right now. They 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.840 didn't give me Roofie City. They give me muscle relaxing. No, 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:38.200 there's muscle relaxers that actually relaxes everything, the whole thing. 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:43.200 That must relaxes your vagina, your your butt. Okay, are 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.440 in relaxed to vagina and butt? Because I don't know 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:50.160 where this is coming from, Miss Washington, but I'm just 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.920 trying to put the kids on the kids don't need 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:57.280 to know about open ass pills. What's wrong with you? 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:58.520 This is a family podcast. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:00.760 Okay, Sorry, let me get it more g rated. My 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.680 mount might be listening to this. Hey, Hey, Tatti, she 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:06.280 now listening to this. So that's what you were an 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:09.200 expert at this week, Sydney is telling people about how 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.880 to open their butts up. No, my expert was going 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:17.240 to fancy restaurants and acting real ignorant. Yes, I was 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:20.480 with you last night and you were who niggardly yo. 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:23.480 When I got that menu. When I got that, I said, 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:26.320 oh my god. They got oisters. 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:30.680 They got egg caviar, like that's what caviar is, but 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:32.200 it said egg caviar. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:33.440 That's weird. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.440 Yeah, And then they had what else what was it else? 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:36.560 On? 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:39.960 They had a lot of risotto, and I was like, 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.960 it's fifty nine dollars. I'm gonna get that they had. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:47.640 They had filet mignon. They had a filet, they had shrimp, 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:52.120 they had clams, they had fetaccini with nothing oint. Oh 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.320 my god. It was just like lemon, salt and pepper. 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:56.840 That's how white people cook. 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.400 It was eighty dollars that. 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:01.840 He was eighty dollars. 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:03.120 I think it was fifty dollars. 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:03.960 That's crazy. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.120 But I was in there and I was acting like real, 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.520 like I'd never been anywhere nice. I was like, Marie 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:11.440 ordered the most expensive thing because somebody else is paying. 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:13.160 The most expensive thing on the menu I think was 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:15.280 a seventy two dollars dish. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:16.640 I don't remember what it was though. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.680 And then there was some other bitch from Ukraine ordering 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:20.400 just a salad. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:24.440 I said, girl, you what this idiot ordered a pale salad? 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.560 I said, from ars Oyen, I said, there's a white 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:29.920 man who's missing half his hairline. He's paying for everything. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:33.480 Why not just order the most expensive thing on the list? 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:34.640 You know why? Women stupid? 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.279 Anyway, that's all we waded to go with this. Some 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:43.120 of y'all are smart, but somebody out pretty dumb. No way, 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.080 But I'm saying, like, when you go to a really 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:48.440 nice restaurant in somebody else's paying, you should get something 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.880 that's in the middle, Like look at the most expensive 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:53.560 thing and then look at the cheapest thing and get 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:54.280 something in the middle. 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.080 I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you on that. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:58.000 Why if you're on a day with somebody that you 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:00.919 kind of like and they're paying, then you gotta be 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:03.480 conscious of how much of their money you're spending. But 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:04.880 if it's some dude that you don't know, I don't 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:06.719 even know who the dude who paid for the food 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:09.080 was last night. Yeah, I don't know his name. At 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:10.280 the end of the night I went to hug him 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:12.839 and he was like, nice to meet you. I was like, yes, okay, bye. 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:14.080 I think it was his birthday. 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.960 I didn't say happy birthday, did you? 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:18.800 I think I did. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:21.039 I let him spend sixty dollars on the plate that 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:22.400 I hated, and then I left. 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.040 We should have got two advertisers. That's what we should yo. 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:25.880 We ordered. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:29.080 We ordered an extra plate of the chicken because that 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:30.520 was the only thing that was good at this rest. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:35.120 First of all, it was parmesan like bread crusted chicken, 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:36.280 and it was outstanding. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:37.520 Okay, let me tell you what it looked like. 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.040 It looked like chicken breasts that they crushed corn flakes 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.200 on and rolled around like breadcrumbs. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.760 Yes, because it didn't look like regular bread. 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.640 No, no, it wasn't and it wasn't regular chicken breast. It 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:50.279 looked like this chicken breast like hangs out in the 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:52.880 Hampton's on the weekend. It was like a moist, like 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.200 a supple. I cut it open, I thought juice was 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:57.360 gonna squore it. Yeah, like that chicken breast had way 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:00.120 more privileged than bothalus. Well, it was alive, you. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:00.560 Know what I mean? 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:04.200 Yeah, that chicken breast, but to a four year private university. 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:06.200 And I was gonna be like, can I get a 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:07.080 meal to go? 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:12.680 Yo? The waiters had white coats on. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.039 That's how you know it was fancy. They had on 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:16.839 white coats, and the ladies had on a little tiny 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:17.320 bow ties. 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:18.720 I was like, you got the. 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:20.080 Ladies in here wearing ties. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:21.920 Yes, listen. 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:24.280 It was at the Mark Hotel. So if any of 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:26.320 y'all are ever in New York City and you at 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:29.479 the Mark Hotel and some white man who looks like 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:34.839 he's like owns buildings, definitely order the parmesan crusted chicken 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:38.520 breasts yep, and get like three advertisers to go. Yeah, 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:40.080 and you maybe get a pasta or something. Because the 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:41.600 chicken didn't the chicken didn't come. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:42.640 With nothing, the. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:46.880 Costa didn't come into it. I'm like, ain't no trumps. 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.400 Marie was complaining the whole time. I'm like, you can't 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.760 complain if you're not paying. I shuld't complain if I'm 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.760 not paying. I just can't complain loud if I'm not paying. 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:56.720 I was like, let me luwer them off board. 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:57.679 This is terrible. 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.360 They asked us. They were like, what kind of water 0:06:59.360 --> 0:06:59.880 would you like? 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.560 Would you like still or sparkling? 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:07.680 I was like, bitch, we should just get both. Get both. Yah, 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:09.840 I'll take I'll take sparkling and still. 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.840 Can you mix them? Can you do an Arnold palma? 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:14.680 You do a half and a half. Can I get 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.640 some still sparkling water? Some smoggling water? 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:21.080 That's not This is why we can't be friends anymore. 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:22.720 I'm done with the Marie. Where we going next week? 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:29.200 Who's paying for us next week? Somebody take us somewhere nice. Please, 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:30.400 don't take it somewhere terrible. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:31.800 Yeah, we talk about it. 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:34.520 Yeah. If you try to take us to Applebee's TJFT Friday, 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.640 it's like, yeah, that's not hard. I'm not too good 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.080 for apple Bee's. Just take me after ten so that 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:39.440 I know. 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:42.720 That your money can stretch twice as far. Yo. 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:44.840 Don't take me during a happy hour when like wings 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:46.240 are like three dollars. Don't do that. 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:47.400 What curl? 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:48.000 After ten? 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.840 I want the spinach and auto choke dip half price. 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:54.160 I want the two for one sangrees. Listen, I'm here 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:57.240 for that. I'm here for apple Bee's. Nobody's gonna take 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:58.600 you out of the date. And just so you know, 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.360 we're talking about what kind of date tonight. Who you 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:06.560 think of doing these pills with later? And you got them? 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:11.400 The muscles are relaxed. My ass is closed anyway, speaking 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.760 of closed asses. That we're done talking about this. 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:16.640 We're we have a really awesome. 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:18.720 Guest today, one of my things to introduced, one of 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:20.600 our faves right now. Oh my god. First of all, 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:24.480 this person is outstanding as a person off stage, but 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:29.960 on stage beast. Okay, he's a comedian, he is a brother, 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:31.920 he is a friend. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:34.800 He is a son, he is a son, he leave. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:36.920 He does some philanthropic work, yes. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:41.600 You said, dropic canna work, Philip philanthropic and I think 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:46.400 he's friends with CMX. He is our baby, our dope 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:47.280 baby daddy. 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:48.400 Dope baby daddy expert. 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:52.480 Today. Yo, Nori Davis, how are you hello? Nori Davis? 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:59.720 Praises queens am I no, you. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:01.920 Gotta is I think called the little symbol with that 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.480 the black thing exactly. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:11.960 He's Jordan's hotel. Niggas do not wear They can't afford him. 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:14.640 They don't want to give to the corporation and they 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:21.959 call black peoples. What these nignags complains about right now? Look, 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.480 the white man don't care nothing about what you do. 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:30.040 And then they happen They followed to Hope tech niggas 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.599 on my Twitter feet and they got too crazy. I 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.160 had them follow them, but I just followed them just 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:38.560 to see what they be talking about. Just creeping Marie, 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:40.280 what's your Instagram tag? Ms? 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:40.640 Rizzy? 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:41.240 Right now? 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:45.160 I thought I thought that was a wait, it's our 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:47.160 easyasy our e. 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:49.480 Why you're tagging us something? 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:53.640 There we go look at not paying attention and just chat. No, 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:57.400 it's a snap they are. They are basically snapchat. Now 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:58.719 now they have this thing where I could take a 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.079 picture and that disappears to you message. They are what 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:02.719 they trying to take snapchats out. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.040 I'm going to be in people dms? Is that's what's 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:05.560 going on here. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.760 I'm not in people's dms? Are you and somebody in 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:11.160 my DM? Okay? Could I reply to my stuff? And 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:14.520 that's cool? Baby daddy, I am a dope baby daddy. Yes, 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.080 I am one of the dopest baby daddy. 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.880 This one become a dope baby daddy. Yeah, I know, 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:23.319 regular baby daddy. Yeah, I know dead beat baby daddy's 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:26.560 I know my father and he is at my house, 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:30.000 so I know him, Like his name is Sam. I 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:32.400 called the house, he picked up. I'd be like, hey, Poppy, 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:34.920 is mommy there? Nope? 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.960 All right, well bye, And. 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.959 I don't know who my dad is. So we want 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.920 to know how you get into this dope baby daddy lifestyle. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.160 All right, when did you become a dad? So I 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:49.880 became a dad in two thousand and twelve of October 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:53.440 twenty fourth. That was me remembering my daughter's birthday back. Yeah. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:56.480 I was like, so that's the one signs of being 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.520 a father, like my dad to this day. Yesterday was 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:03.720 my birthday. And he called me like at seven thirty, No, yeah, 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:11.959 oh it's your birthday, asking a question. Yeah, but like 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:14.120 he was like pinpoint, like wait, is this it? I 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:17.640 don't know you sure? But that's every year. Every year 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:22.040 it's like it's it's dark same day or is he 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.760 like a day earlier day remember something? Yeah, some days 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:26.440 it'll be a little late. Like some days it will 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.000 be like you know, on the weekend after like four days, 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.679 like it was your birthday, right? Yeah? Man? It was 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.680 all right, all right? All right, and then he won't 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:38.959 say everybody. He just goes, oh okay, okay, he was 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.240 just checking in. Yeah, he's just checking. He's such a military, 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:43.719 that's his way. I'm saying, I know, but I'm not 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:46.480 used to those black militant fathers like that, where you know, 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.280 they use action instead of like saying I love you, 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.880 where I'm more emotional, like I tell my yeah, I know, 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:55.079 I know, I tell you so dope, baby daddy is 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:59.840 I do the opposite of everything that nigga does everything, 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:01.840 even though he was cool, you know, like. 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:05.559 Because you don't want your daughter to call you that 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:08.040 nigga exactly, I don't want. 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:11.440 I don't want. Yeah, text my daughter like years from now. 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:14.439 She just looks at the text like that, getting it 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:18.280 all wrong over twenty first, your dad texted. 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:21.800 My dad texts me everyone a year and it's all 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:24.320 my birthdays. Happy birthday, princess. And if you scroll up, 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:27.640 it's the same text six years in a row. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.280 Copy and paste. I don't think, you just go he 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:31.880 just holds it. You don't even know. 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:33.640 You don't even know copy and paste. 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:38.640 Yeah, that's what saying, little metro PCs smartphone. Nothing that's 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:39.960 so that's so sweet. 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.640 That's all right. You'll get you one. Then you'll be 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.080 just like Gus. Listeners. 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:50.680 If you guys know who my dad is, please direct 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:54.800 him to the Unofficial Expert Podcast. Don't have to come 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:57.280 to our live show on the seventh of May. Please 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:04.079 did your plug our show to get my dad. People 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:07.520 to bring your dad mister Washington. I don't even think 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.000 that's his real last name. Probably your mother just pulled 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:12.480 that out her books. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:13.800 Ship. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:20.040 Wait four years ago, yes, four years tell us how 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:21.880 you met the mother of your child? 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:24.160 Okay, so she the mother my child. 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:29.160 You were at ament party in Yonkers. You went to 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:30.120 youth group. 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:36.559 And you were like sister drinking, I hop after the 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.920 after the letout, like she was your waitress. 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:47.720 What all this time? 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.040 I thought she was landish? 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:55.719 My baby doesn't right. No, she's rash, she's Jewish. So 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:56.720 you met her at a bumbit? 0:13:57.080 --> 0:14:01.600 No, you met her at Whole Food keep going. 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.880 No, I met her at the comic Strip Lives at 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:08.800 the club. She was a hostess. I thought she was 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:09.200 a fan. 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:12.439 She was just working on she was working kind of fan, 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:15.439 but very like, uh, not a social bug, you know, 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:18.480 very hardcore Russian, you know, and her parents are death, 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.160 so she don't really talk like her parents are death. 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:24.160 Yeah, can't hear her. Both of them can't hear at all. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:27.640 Like they were immigrants from Russia. Language, she's language. Yeah, 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:30.720 they were immigrants from Russia. So when they have a child, 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:33.600 they use her as the interpreter. So so she been 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:39.840 like basically her parents interpreter and manager since she was six. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:42.040 So you're saying that she still lives at home, that's 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.200 what you're saying. I'm saying that her parents live with her. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.160 Her parents live in herd. She's the one that's like, 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:49.200 I got y'all, y'all can't hear ship, I got you 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:53.160 like she know, Yeah, she's like she's she's a lot. 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:53.960 She moved faster. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:57.080 She's not like she don't know how they move. They're 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:59.320 hearing now they were born. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:00.920 They were born like that. They didn't lose it. They will. 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:02.560 So they just met each other. 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:04.600 Well, because if you're deaf, like, wouldn't you want to 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.880 be with somebody else? No, I want to be. 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:09.240 I can't hear. 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.920 Tell me what I'm missing. Never get in on podcasts. 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:15.720 They can't get on the podcast the parents or just 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.720 any documentary. I wonder if that's even the thing for them. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.080 I feel like we could get somebody to interpret this 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:22.400 terrible ass podcast. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:24.920 It's great. Maybe they just need some subtitles. 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:29.080 But so so, you saw her signing at the host 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.560 stand and you were like, I see what them fingers 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:35.240 do with their mouth. No, first of all, if I 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:37.400 have to interpret all the time, my hands are done, 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:39.560 I'm not doing no hand jobs. I'm not touching you. 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:41.280 You taking care of me. 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:43.000 I'm not making no food for you. 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:47.520 Just my hands just lotioned in a white glove. I 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:49.160 have somebody else holding my hands. 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:55.040 For the day and I've been talking. Don't ask me 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:57.280 no goddamn questions. I'm not pulling these gloves off. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:58.760 I have a question. Does she have a good hand? 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:02.560 Like which one is the better? She left or right handed? 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:06.200 She is right handed? Okay, Yeah, she signs her ass off. 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:08.480 That's one thing that kind of was cool to see. 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:10.400 That was different. You were like, look at me. 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:18.480 She was like, shut up, I love your love story already. 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:20.480 Sot at work. 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:25.120 Yeah, at hostess one night, had a couple of a 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:27.840 couple of good sets and she was like, basically, this 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:29.760 was back in the day before Netflix and chill. It 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.200 was like bootleg DVD and chill. She would come through 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:35.400 after the show. I would have like, I don't know, 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:38.240 I am legend on the DVD that I got from. 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.040 It at the place that you have now or another 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:43.920 My dad's crew she had to walk up after she 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:47.080 was doing sign language all day. She had twelve flights. 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:48.840 You had no elevator. 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:52.840 Your dad's story walk she. 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:57.360 Just she just painted that picture. It is false. Got 0:16:57.400 --> 0:16:59.440 a house, he got a house. Okay, so she walked, 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:01.120 but there was steps to walk up to his house. 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:04.040 But yeah, then I had my room and mine. You 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:09.000 I'm like twenty eight, twenty seven. Yeah, so you're grown. Yeah? 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:09.400 Grown? 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:14.560 Yeah my dad how was she? She was twenty nine, 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:18.840 three years four years older than me. Okay, so yeah, 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:19.480 so then there. 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:23.760 Was that and you conceived in your father's hall. 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.639 Yeah I can't. Baby girl was conceived. Wait, and my 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:34.359 daddys awsome like high school ship. Wait, obviously Dobb wasn't down. 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:36.040 It was It's not in the family. 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:37.399 It just so happened. 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:39.200 I was made. I just made it. Yeah. 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:41.919 Wow, So you but you didn't pass down a legacy. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:43.320 You started. I started. 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:46.920 I started this baby, So I want to know what 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:48.600 was the threat count of your sheets? 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:54.280 I don't even think thread count was the thing. Then 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:57.840 I just had sheets, so you had with no case 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:00.240 on it. And it wasn't like a full time bed. 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:02.320 It was one of those beds. It was a day bet. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:04.320 It was a pullout. It was a chase. 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:08.119 Is that it's like it's a day bet. 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:12.120 So it's a pullout. Yeah, yeah, but it's a pull 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:13.960 out bed where there's nothing to pull out because there's 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:15.960 no thing, there's no couch to pull it out. 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:20.080 So it was were pulling out more than you right, yeah, 0:18:21.280 --> 0:18:24.560 you were like the couch don't pull out, so neither would. 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:30.080 No. I did pull out, I just probably not fast. 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:30.879 I remember too. 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:34.240 Man, do you remember which time it was? I think so. 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:36.440