Speaker 1: Hello, what's up. Oh my goodness, it's the Unofficial Expert Podcast.
Speaker 2: We are back after a brief hiatus.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, we haven't been here for what a week.
Speaker 2: We've been busy.
Speaker 3: We have, actually, Sidney, what have you been busy doing?
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, just living my best life? Getting terrible
Speaker 1: wigs at CVS and waiting for.
Speaker 3: Checks can terribly.
Speaker 1: I feel like you should be buying wigs from CBS.
Speaker 2: Poo poo. You know sometimes I got good sales.
Speaker 1: I got my coupons and I got that like CBS
Speaker 1: card girl. You know, if you don't have the cart
Speaker 1: you can just give your number and you can still
Speaker 1: get the discount. What really, always give my mom's number?
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I'll be stealing with points at write A too.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I need to get my life together.
Speaker 2: Do you have points?
Speaker 1: No, I take my mom's point.
Speaker 2: Can you give me your mom's member?
Speaker 1: Nocuse you're gonna take my points. I've been buying stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm in there buying shampoo and Moroccan oil and stuff,
Speaker 1: and they're like, you know, if you use ten thousand points,
Speaker 1: you get this for free. And I'm like, wow, well,
Speaker 1: let me use my mother's points. What are you been
Speaker 1: busy doing.
Speaker 3: I've been busy popping pills. In the last week.
Speaker 1: I was an expert at waking up with a terrible,
Speaker 1: terrible backspasm and I.
Speaker 3: Was just in my bed trying to mind my own business.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so you have a backspasms.
Speaker 2: Is there somebody new in your life?
Speaker 1: There's a doctor at urgent Care that's new in my life.
Speaker 3: She was like, uh, it's your period.
Speaker 2: I was like, my period.
Speaker 1: I don't bleed out on my back, so why my
Speaker 1: back hurt? And she was like that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Go get some motrin. And I went back because I
Speaker 1: complained and they were like.
Speaker 3: Come back, well, let you see a real doctor.
Speaker 1: And when I went back to Urgent Care, it was
Speaker 1: an Indian dude and I was like, now this is
Speaker 1: a real doctor. He had the accent and everything. I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, Also, my laptop's acting up, so rude.
Speaker 1: But they gave me these pills. They gave me a
Speaker 1: muscle relaxers. I'm supposed to say to a day those
Speaker 1: are the generic kinds, so they don't really work. Carolina said,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to taken with wine to really feel them.
Speaker 1: Oh man, she's giving you that that Stepford mom prescription
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean I'm gonna do it tonight. I
Speaker 3: want to get home.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do I'm gonna do one of these pills
Speaker 1: with a large glass of wine. Okay, So what does
Speaker 1: muscle relaxes do? Like it relaxes all your muscles or
Speaker 1: like these are ten milligrams, so they don't do nothing
Speaker 1: for me. Tailan Hall is like three hundred milligrams. Because
Speaker 1: I heard if you take a muscle relaxer your rectum
Speaker 1: opens up just.
Speaker 2: A little bit.
Speaker 1: I think you're talking about roof fees right now. They
Speaker 1: didn't give me Roofie City. They give me muscle relaxing. No,
Speaker 1: there's muscle relaxers that actually relaxes everything, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: That must relaxes your vagina, your your butt. Okay, are
Speaker 1: in relaxed to vagina and butt? Because I don't know
Speaker 1: where this is coming from, Miss Washington, but I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to put the kids on the kids don't need
Speaker 1: to know about open ass pills. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: This is a family podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sorry, let me get it more g rated. My
Speaker 1: mount might be listening to this. Hey, Hey, Tatti, she
Speaker 1: now listening to this. So that's what you were an
Speaker 1: expert at this week, Sydney is telling people about how
Speaker 1: to open their butts up. No, my expert was going
Speaker 1: to fancy restaurants and acting real ignorant. Yes, I was
Speaker 1: with you last night and you were who niggardly yo.
Speaker 3: When I got that menu. When I got that, I said,
Speaker 3: oh my god. They got oisters.
Speaker 1: They got egg caviar, like that's what caviar is, but
Speaker 1: it said egg caviar.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then they had what else what was it else?
Speaker 2: On?
Speaker 1: They had a lot of risotto, and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's fifty nine dollars. I'm gonna get that they had.
Speaker 1: They had filet mignon. They had a filet, they had shrimp,
Speaker 1: they had clams, they had fetaccini with nothing oint. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. It was just like lemon, salt and pepper.
Speaker 2: That's how white people cook.
Speaker 1: It was eighty dollars that.
Speaker 3: He was eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: I think it was fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: But I was in there and I was acting like real,
Speaker 1: like I'd never been anywhere nice. I was like, Marie
Speaker 1: ordered the most expensive thing because somebody else is paying.
Speaker 1: The most expensive thing on the menu I think was
Speaker 1: a seventy two dollars dish.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what it was though.
Speaker 1: And then there was some other bitch from Ukraine ordering
Speaker 1: just a salad.
Speaker 3: I said, girl, you what this idiot ordered a pale salad?
Speaker 1: I said, from ars Oyen, I said, there's a white
Speaker 1: man who's missing half his hairline. He's paying for everything.
Speaker 1: Why not just order the most expensive thing on the list?
Speaker 2: You know why? Women stupid?
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's all we waded to go with this. Some
Speaker 1: of y'all are smart, but somebody out pretty dumb. No way,
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, when you go to a really
Speaker 1: nice restaurant in somebody else's paying, you should get something
Speaker 1: that's in the middle, Like look at the most expensive
Speaker 1: thing and then look at the cheapest thing and get
Speaker 1: something in the middle.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you on that.
Speaker 1: Why if you're on a day with somebody that you
Speaker 1: kind of like and they're paying, then you gotta be
Speaker 1: conscious of how much of their money you're spending. But
Speaker 1: if it's some dude that you don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: even know who the dude who paid for the food
Speaker 1: was last night. Yeah, I don't know his name. At
Speaker 1: the end of the night I went to hug him
Speaker 1: and he was like, nice to meet you. I was like, yes, okay, bye.
Speaker 1: I think it was his birthday.
Speaker 3: I didn't say happy birthday, did you?
Speaker 2: I think I did.
Speaker 1: I let him spend sixty dollars on the plate that
Speaker 1: I hated, and then I left.
Speaker 2: We should have got two advertisers. That's what we should yo.
Speaker 2: We ordered.
Speaker 1: We ordered an extra plate of the chicken because that
Speaker 1: was the only thing that was good at this rest.
Speaker 1: First of all, it was parmesan like bread crusted chicken,
Speaker 1: and it was outstanding.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell you what it looked like.
Speaker 1: It looked like chicken breasts that they crushed corn flakes
Speaker 1: on and rolled around like breadcrumbs.
Speaker 3: Yes, because it didn't look like regular bread.
Speaker 1: No, no, it wasn't and it wasn't regular chicken breast. It
Speaker 1: looked like this chicken breast like hangs out in the
Speaker 1: Hampton's on the weekend. It was like a moist, like
Speaker 1: a supple. I cut it open, I thought juice was
Speaker 1: gonna squore it. Yeah, like that chicken breast had way
Speaker 1: more privileged than bothalus. Well, it was alive, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that chicken breast, but to a four year private university.
Speaker 1: And I was gonna be like, can I get a
Speaker 1: meal to go?
Speaker 2: Yo? The waiters had white coats on.
Speaker 1: That's how you know it was fancy. They had on
Speaker 1: white coats, and the ladies had on a little tiny
Speaker 1: bow ties.
Speaker 2: I was like, you got the.
Speaker 3: Ladies in here wearing ties.
Speaker 2: Yes, listen.
Speaker 1: It was at the Mark Hotel. So if any of
Speaker 1: y'all are ever in New York City and you at
Speaker 1: the Mark Hotel and some white man who looks like
Speaker 1: he's like owns buildings, definitely order the parmesan crusted chicken
Speaker 1: breasts yep, and get like three advertisers to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you maybe get a pasta or something. Because the
Speaker 1: chicken didn't the chicken didn't come.
Speaker 2: With nothing, the.
Speaker 3: Costa didn't come into it. I'm like, ain't no trumps.
Speaker 1: Marie was complaining the whole time. I'm like, you can't
Speaker 1: complain if you're not paying. I shuld't complain if I'm
Speaker 1: not paying. I just can't complain loud if I'm not paying.
Speaker 1: I was like, let me luwer them off board.
Speaker 3: This is terrible.
Speaker 2: They asked us. They were like, what kind of water
Speaker 2: would you like?
Speaker 3: Would you like still or sparkling?
Speaker 2: I was like, bitch, we should just get both. Get both. Yah,
Speaker 2: I'll take I'll take sparkling and still.
Speaker 1: Can you mix them? Can you do an Arnold palma?
Speaker 1: You do a half and a half. Can I get
Speaker 1: some still sparkling water? Some smoggling water?
Speaker 3: That's not This is why we can't be friends anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm done with the Marie. Where we going next week?
Speaker 1: Who's paying for us next week? Somebody take us somewhere nice. Please,
Speaker 1: don't take it somewhere terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. If you try to take us to Applebee's TJFT Friday,
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, that's not hard. I'm not too good
Speaker 1: for apple Bee's. Just take me after ten so that
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: That your money can stretch twice as far. Yo.
Speaker 1: Don't take me during a happy hour when like wings
Speaker 1: are like three dollars. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: What curl?
Speaker 3: After ten?
Speaker 1: I want the spinach and auto choke dip half price.
Speaker 1: I want the two for one sangrees. Listen, I'm here
Speaker 1: for that. I'm here for apple Bee's. Nobody's gonna take
Speaker 1: you out of the date. And just so you know,
Speaker 1: we're talking about what kind of date tonight. Who you
Speaker 1: think of doing these pills with later? And you got them?
Speaker 1: The muscles are relaxed. My ass is closed anyway, speaking
Speaker 1: of closed asses. That we're done talking about this.
Speaker 3: We're we have a really awesome.
Speaker 1: Guest today, one of my things to introduced, one of
Speaker 1: our faves right now. Oh my god. First of all,
Speaker 1: this person is outstanding as a person off stage, but
Speaker 1: on stage beast. Okay, he's a comedian, he is a brother,
Speaker 1: he is a friend.
Speaker 3: He is a son, he is a son, he leave.
Speaker 3: He does some philanthropic work, yes.
Speaker 1: You said, dropic canna work, Philip philanthropic and I think
Speaker 1: he's friends with CMX. He is our baby, our dope
Speaker 1: baby daddy.
Speaker 2: Dope baby daddy expert.
Speaker 1: Today. Yo, Nori Davis, how are you hello? Nori Davis?
Speaker 2: Praises queens am I no, you.
Speaker 3: Gotta is I think called the little symbol with that
Speaker 3: the black thing exactly.
Speaker 1: He's Jordan's hotel. Niggas do not wear They can't afford him.
Speaker 2: They don't want to give to the corporation and they
Speaker 2: call black peoples. What these nignags complains about right now? Look,
Speaker 2: the white man don't care nothing about what you do.
Speaker 2: And then they happen They followed to Hope tech niggas
Speaker 2: on my Twitter feet and they got too crazy. I
Speaker 2: had them follow them, but I just followed them just
Speaker 2: to see what they be talking about. Just creeping Marie,
Speaker 2: what's your Instagram tag? Ms?
Speaker 1: Rizzy?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 2: I thought I thought that was a wait, it's our
Speaker 2: easyasy our e.
Speaker 1: Why you're tagging us something?
Speaker 2: There we go look at not paying attention and just chat. No,
Speaker 2: it's a snap they are. They are basically snapchat. Now
Speaker 2: now they have this thing where I could take a
Speaker 2: picture and that disappears to you message. They are what
Speaker 2: they trying to take snapchats out.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in people dms? Is that's what's
Speaker 1: going on here.
Speaker 2: I'm not in people's dms? Are you and somebody in
Speaker 2: my DM? Okay? Could I reply to my stuff? And
Speaker 2: that's cool? Baby daddy, I am a dope baby daddy. Yes,
Speaker 2: I am one of the dopest baby daddy.
Speaker 1: This one become a dope baby daddy. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: regular baby daddy. Yeah, I know dead beat baby daddy's
Speaker 1: I know my father and he is at my house,
Speaker 1: so I know him, Like his name is Sam. I
Speaker 1: called the house, he picked up. I'd be like, hey, Poppy,
Speaker 1: is mommy there? Nope?
Speaker 2: All right, well bye, And.
Speaker 1: I don't know who my dad is. So we want
Speaker 1: to know how you get into this dope baby daddy lifestyle.
Speaker 2: All right, when did you become a dad? So I
Speaker 2: became a dad in two thousand and twelve of October
Speaker 2: twenty fourth. That was me remembering my daughter's birthday back. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, so that's the one signs of being
Speaker 2: a father, like my dad to this day. Yesterday was
Speaker 2: my birthday. And he called me like at seven thirty, No, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh it's your birthday, asking a question. Yeah, but like
Speaker 2: he was like pinpoint, like wait, is this it? I
Speaker 2: don't know you sure? But that's every year. Every year
Speaker 2: it's like it's it's dark same day or is he
Speaker 2: like a day earlier day remember something? Yeah, some days
Speaker 2: it'll be a little late. Like some days it will
Speaker 2: be like you know, on the weekend after like four days,
Speaker 2: like it was your birthday, right? Yeah? Man? It was
Speaker 2: all right, all right? All right, and then he won't
Speaker 2: say everybody. He just goes, oh okay, okay, he was
Speaker 2: just checking in. Yeah, he's just checking. He's such a military,
Speaker 2: that's his way. I'm saying, I know, but I'm not
Speaker 2: used to those black militant fathers like that, where you know,
Speaker 2: they use action instead of like saying I love you,
Speaker 2: where I'm more emotional, like I tell my yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: I know, I tell you so dope, baby daddy is
Speaker 2: I do the opposite of everything that nigga does everything,
Speaker 2: even though he was cool, you know, like.
Speaker 1: Because you don't want your daughter to call you that
Speaker 1: nigga exactly, I don't want.
Speaker 2: I don't want. Yeah, text my daughter like years from now.
Speaker 2: She just looks at the text like that, getting it
Speaker 2: all wrong over twenty first, your dad texted.
Speaker 1: My dad texts me everyone a year and it's all
Speaker 1: my birthdays. Happy birthday, princess. And if you scroll up,
Speaker 1: it's the same text six years in a row.
Speaker 2: Copy and paste. I don't think, you just go he
Speaker 2: just holds it. You don't even know.
Speaker 1: You don't even know copy and paste.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what saying, little metro PCs smartphone. Nothing that's
Speaker 3: so that's so sweet.
Speaker 2: That's all right. You'll get you one. Then you'll be
Speaker 2: just like Gus. Listeners.
Speaker 1: If you guys know who my dad is, please direct
Speaker 1: him to the Unofficial Expert Podcast. Don't have to come
Speaker 1: to our live show on the seventh of May. Please
Speaker 1: did your plug our show to get my dad. People
Speaker 1: to bring your dad mister Washington. I don't even think
Speaker 1: that's his real last name. Probably your mother just pulled
Speaker 1: that out her books.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 1: Wait four years ago, yes, four years tell us how
Speaker 1: you met the mother of your child?
Speaker 2: Okay, so she the mother my child.
Speaker 1: You were at ament party in Yonkers. You went to
Speaker 1: youth group.
Speaker 3: And you were like sister drinking, I hop after the
Speaker 3: after the letout, like she was your waitress.
Speaker 2: What all this time?
Speaker 3: I thought she was landish?
Speaker 2: My baby doesn't right. No, she's rash, she's Jewish. So
Speaker 2: you met her at a bumbit?
Speaker 1: No, you met her at Whole Food keep going.
Speaker 2: No, I met her at the comic Strip Lives at
Speaker 2: the club. She was a hostess. I thought she was
Speaker 2: a fan.
Speaker 4: She was just working on she was working kind of fan,
Speaker 4: but very like, uh, not a social bug, you know,
Speaker 4: very hardcore Russian, you know, and her parents are death,
Speaker 4: so she don't really talk like her parents are death.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can't hear her. Both of them can't hear at all.
Speaker 2: Like they were immigrants from Russia. Language, she's language. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they were immigrants from Russia. So when they have a child,
Speaker 2: they use her as the interpreter. So so she been
Speaker 2: like basically her parents interpreter and manager since she was six.
Speaker 2: So you're saying that she still lives at home, that's
Speaker 2: what you're saying. I'm saying that her parents live with her.
Speaker 2: Her parents live in herd. She's the one that's like,
Speaker 2: I got y'all, y'all can't hear ship, I got you
Speaker 2: like she know, Yeah, she's like she's she's a lot.
Speaker 2: She moved faster.
Speaker 3: She's not like she don't know how they move. They're
Speaker 3: hearing now they were born.
Speaker 2: They were born like that. They didn't lose it. They will.
Speaker 3: So they just met each other.
Speaker 2: Well, because if you're deaf, like, wouldn't you want to
Speaker 2: be with somebody else? No, I want to be.
Speaker 3: I can't hear.
Speaker 2: Tell me what I'm missing. Never get in on podcasts.
Speaker 2: They can't get on the podcast the parents or just
Speaker 2: any documentary. I wonder if that's even the thing for them.
Speaker 1: I feel like we could get somebody to interpret this
Speaker 1: terrible ass podcast.
Speaker 2: It's great. Maybe they just need some subtitles.
Speaker 1: But so so, you saw her signing at the host
Speaker 1: stand and you were like, I see what them fingers
Speaker 1: do with their mouth. No, first of all, if I
Speaker 1: have to interpret all the time, my hands are done,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing no hand jobs. I'm not touching you.
Speaker 1: You taking care of me.
Speaker 2: I'm not making no food for you.
Speaker 1: Just my hands just lotioned in a white glove. I
Speaker 1: have somebody else holding my hands.
Speaker 2: For the day and I've been talking. Don't ask me
Speaker 2: no goddamn questions. I'm not pulling these gloves off.
Speaker 1: I have a question. Does she have a good hand?
Speaker 1: Like which one is the better? She left or right handed?
Speaker 2: She is right handed? Okay, Yeah, she signs her ass off.
Speaker 2: That's one thing that kind of was cool to see.
Speaker 2: That was different. You were like, look at me.
Speaker 1: She was like, shut up, I love your love story already.
Speaker 1: Sot at work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at hostess one night, had a couple of a
Speaker 2: couple of good sets and she was like, basically, this
Speaker 2: was back in the day before Netflix and chill. It
Speaker 2: was like bootleg DVD and chill. She would come through
Speaker 2: after the show. I would have like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I am legend on the DVD that I got from.
Speaker 1: It at the place that you have now or another
Speaker 1: My dad's crew she had to walk up after she
Speaker 1: was doing sign language all day. She had twelve flights.
Speaker 2: You had no elevator.
Speaker 1: Your dad's story walk she.
Speaker 2: Just she just painted that picture. It is false. Got
Speaker 2: a house, he got a house. Okay, so she walked,
Speaker 2: but there was steps to walk up to his house.
Speaker 2: But yeah, then I had my room and mine. You
Speaker 2: I'm like twenty eight, twenty seven. Yeah, so you're grown. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Grown?
Speaker 2: Yeah my dad how was she? She was twenty nine,
Speaker 2: three years four years older than me. Okay, so yeah,
Speaker 2: so then there.
Speaker 3: Was that and you conceived in your father's hall.
Speaker 2: Yeah I can't. Baby girl was conceived. Wait, and my
Speaker 2: daddys awsome like high school ship. Wait, obviously Dobb wasn't down.
Speaker 2: It was It's not in the family.
Speaker 1: It just so happened.
Speaker 2: I was made. I just made it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, So you but you didn't pass down a legacy.
Speaker 2: You started. I started.
Speaker 1: I started this baby, So I want to know what
Speaker 1: was the threat count of your sheets?
Speaker 2: I don't even think thread count was the thing. Then
Speaker 2: I just had sheets, so you had with no case
Speaker 2: on it. And it wasn't like a full time bed.
Speaker 2: It was one of those beds. It was a day bet.
Speaker 2: It was a pullout. It was a chase.
Speaker 1: Is that it's like it's a day bet.
Speaker 2: So it's a pullout. Yeah, yeah, but it's a pull
Speaker 2: out bed where there's nothing to pull out because there's
Speaker 2: no thing, there's no couch to pull it out.
Speaker 1: So it was were pulling out more than you right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you were like the couch don't pull out, so neither would.
Speaker 2: No. I did pull out, I just probably not fast.
Speaker 2: I remember too.
Speaker 1: Man, do you remember which time it was? I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It kind of plays in my head where it's
Speaker 2: like how many wind the condom chill?
Speaker 3: Because she had a condom and you said your chill?
Speaker 2: You know this is you know, we don't need to
Speaker 2: use that. I got it, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: How many nutcrackers did you have that night?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man? Probably? Then I was drinking gray goose.
Speaker 1: I was a great So if you want to be
Speaker 1: a dope baddy, dope baby, daddy, you have to first
Speaker 1: start with grey goose and things and pop shelves.
Speaker 2: Utmost confidence that I will get out in time after
Speaker 2: seven shots, since seven gray gooses on the rocks, y,
Speaker 2: she did that. I had the condom, but she had
Speaker 2: in her.
Speaker 3: Hands and you said your chill.
Speaker 1: I see it in my mind so clear, because I
Speaker 1: feel like we've all been there, tattooed that around your
Speaker 1: neck chill when your chilled.
Speaker 3: To you you had to hit him in the throat
Speaker 3: and know exactly what.
Speaker 2: You ever saw the video Don't Go Chasing Wall TLC
Speaker 2: where she had the condom and the dude took it
Speaker 2: out the hand, that one and then he got and
Speaker 2: then then he got as he died. So it was
Speaker 2: kind of like that where she had the condom and
Speaker 2: nobody got just got a baby. Way more better, way
Speaker 2: more better than a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it's the same because there's no cures.
Speaker 2: I feel like age is less expensive. I feel like
Speaker 2: true true, But look, I won't die. You can live
Speaker 2: with it. I mean, you can live with HIV age
Speaker 2: just like you. People don't really get that anymore. They
Speaker 2: got pills.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, that's bring it down with this aids talk
Speaker 1: to figure it out, questions, you found out what you say,
Speaker 1: you were like, we're gonna go.
Speaker 2: Makes me the dope baby dyke she got. I remember
Speaker 2: she came over a couple of times. We did the
Speaker 2: same thing over and over, and then she was like,
Speaker 2: you know, just start crying. Just start crying. Like before
Speaker 2: she even say anything, I was like, what have whatever?
Speaker 2: So you know, I had my opinion and come I'm
Speaker 2: pregnant and I was like, oh word, she had already
Speaker 2: taken a test. Yep, she's gonna test and all that.
Speaker 2: So just telling me and I remember like damn, like
Speaker 2: sitting there on the bed it is. I remember like
Speaker 2: it was yesterday and and this is where I feel
Speaker 2: like the dope baby daddy come in where she gets
Speaker 2: she put her cards on the table like, look, if
Speaker 2: you don't want to have this baby, I'm killing it.
Speaker 2: You want to have it? Yeah, she was like, because
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do myself. I'm not doing this
Speaker 2: by myself. And uh so she just put the ball
Speaker 2: on my court like past it that bounce.
Speaker 1: It was like, either you have five hundred dollars for
Speaker 1: this or you got to spend the rest of your
Speaker 1: life with this whichever.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, or you know, we do it together, you know,
Speaker 2: like relationship.
Speaker 3: You know exactly how much an abortion cars five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: It used to be three hundred. What does it go up?
Speaker 2: Because I had I had two, I had too, and
Speaker 2: you had You didn't have an abortion food. I mean
Speaker 2: I didn't have a I went with you know, you
Speaker 2: went yeah twice with two different girls. Terrible. I know,
Speaker 2: I know, I really don't learn as I'm hard headed.
Speaker 1: So the third time you're like, well I can't kill Yeah,
Speaker 1: you go, that's what.
Speaker 2: I believe in choice three three choices, you out three
Speaker 2: three stretch. You out got that three three strikes. You
Speaker 2: were pro life.
Speaker 3: God, that is insane.
Speaker 1: Same clinic, but you have a little punch card when
Speaker 1: you come in your tenth It was the same clinic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right there in Greensburg, white playing. They got the
Speaker 2: waiting room and they always playing like Adam Sandler movies.
Speaker 2: And this not after the time you get an ice cream.
Speaker 1: For three.
Speaker 2: Looking at you all where like that, you know, like
Speaker 2: what happened to the last one? You know, everything's fine,
Speaker 2: you know, just figuring it out.
Speaker 1: So wait, you were living with your dad, did you
Speaker 1: have some coin saved up.
Speaker 2: No, it's just like you know, before my album and everything,
Speaker 2: just doing jokes and I was probably doing colleges and
Speaker 2: stuff and shitty colleges.
Speaker 1: Did you tell your dad?
Speaker 2: No, I ain't tell him until he obviously just saw
Speaker 2: her big ass keep walking into house.
Speaker 1: Like you girl getting.
Speaker 2: He was like the white girl so sure in this neighborhood,
Speaker 2: get real fat, but just like right above the vagina,
Speaker 2: like she got a fat ass.
Speaker 1: But it's in the front, man, you can see that
Speaker 1: ass on the front because that's where it is. You
Speaker 1: are scared to tell him.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, I'm living in his crib.
Speaker 1: I ain't got nowhere to go.
Speaker 2: This nigga kicked me out.
Speaker 3: You should have thought about all that when you said
Speaker 3: nai yo to.
Speaker 1: Technically y'all could have went to her crib because what's
Speaker 1: her parents gonna say.
Speaker 3: They can't hear y'all.
Speaker 2: They lived and she's that ba ain't nobody going over
Speaker 2: there there.
Speaker 1: So you want to have You're like, I'm not gonna live.
Speaker 3: You ain't got no money.
Speaker 2: But you're like, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: You got a lot of fucking nerve. Nor the girls
Speaker 1: on the bridge come up this ain't got no money,
Speaker 1: no home.
Speaker 2: But he like, I'm not going by that bridge.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't cross that bridge.
Speaker 3: So you sitting there looking in her eyes, she's crying.
Speaker 2: She's like, if you want this, yeah, I think she
Speaker 2: stopped crying by this. She was just like, look, you
Speaker 2: want to do this together, not I'll get rid of it.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, no, let's do this.
Speaker 1: If I was in a situation, I feel like if
Speaker 1: I was in that situation, and I never have been
Speaker 1: because I don't do that.
Speaker 3: Now you're chill.
Speaker 1: Like if I was in that situation, I feel like,
Speaker 1: if the dude ily won't even tell him it's hard
Speaker 1: to get the money.
Speaker 2: I've been in that situation, Just give me money.
Speaker 1: A gift. I've a situation twice, and the first time
Speaker 1: I told him, he's.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, well we're gonna have it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh damn, I said, nigga, you
Speaker 1: got a big devote taptured on your neck. We definitely not.
Speaker 2: Even you need to go stop going to those ninety parties.
Speaker 2: I was like, listen, that's why he's still.
Speaker 1: Wore corn rolls. I was like, I'm not burrow.
Speaker 2: Did he resent the Bronx we.
Speaker 1: And I was in college and.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: And do you know he had the nerve.
Speaker 2: It was like, well, because you want to do this,
Speaker 2: that doesn't mean I need to pay.
Speaker 1: So he didn't pay. And my mother had Blue Cross
Speaker 1: insurance and I was on it. So I had a
Speaker 1: hood Red friend. You know, you could just do it
Speaker 1: on your mom's insurance.
Speaker 2: And I was like, word, yeah, my second girl had
Speaker 2: that too and went. I was like, what, I only
Speaker 2: have to pay copro Co pay that figured out.
Speaker 1: Insurance paid for abortion.
Speaker 2: Throw the two thousand nineties. They paid. They insurance helped
Speaker 2: it downtil like the old white man got rid of
Speaker 2: that some congress and niggas.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I went.
Speaker 1: And then at the same time, I had another boyfriend
Speaker 1: on the side, and I was like, I told him
Speaker 1: in this situation, and he was like, well, here's the money.
Speaker 1: And so I took that money and bought an iPad,
Speaker 1: I mean an iPod. Bought an iPod with that monyway, So.
Speaker 2: You ain't get the abortion. You just lost it already.
Speaker 1: You jumped down stay as with the iPod, chum up,
Speaker 1: landing on a box of hangers.
Speaker 2: Yet can't try out the baby. Oh yeah, baby, you get.
Speaker 1: Some hot malta and uh yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I had it on my mom's.
Speaker 1: Insurance and didn't they found her a statement? Like she
Speaker 1: found out four or five months later. She's like, what
Speaker 1: is this from five hundred for anesthesiologists?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I had to get an eye
Speaker 2: exam asleep from my eyes?
Speaker 3: Yeah it was bad, yo, But did your mom know
Speaker 3: that that's what it was?
Speaker 2: Yeah? She did. She found well she I feel like
Speaker 2: she knew what the five hundred dollars was for.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, I called them up.
Speaker 3: I was like, why'd you put anesthesiologist?
Speaker 2: Yo?
Speaker 1: Why couldn't you just be like an annual checkup or something.
Speaker 2: A a D or something abortion? Well, they don't even
Speaker 2: fannastics co word.
Speaker 1: My brother got real drunk in college and they his
Speaker 1: dumb ass friends took him to the hospital and he
Speaker 1: had to get his stomach pumped, and he asked for
Speaker 1: his insurance card and he was like, here it is
Speaker 1: and it was my mom's insurance.
Speaker 2: That he was under.
Speaker 3: And when they got the bill, it was like.
Speaker 1: When he almost died.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what it said, but I don't remember. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like crazy, What was the technical term for
Speaker 2: kids want to much. You're just gonna get bills with something.
Speaker 2: Well enough story, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love go back to you being a baby daddy.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So you were like, let's do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, let's do it, just like I did
Speaker 2: with the Oh No, I said no, let's chill. No.
Speaker 2: I said this is yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 3: That was the time you should I said, yeah, let's
Speaker 3: do this.
Speaker 2: I got you. Don't worry about I got. She said, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: work at the strip and yeah, still working at the
Speaker 2: Common Strip. But she was just working there just to
Speaker 2: like get shoe moneies, to get shoe mone But she
Speaker 2: like she was and ship.
Speaker 1: Okay, but now she needs to get baby money.
Speaker 2: So she had what was her job then then she
Speaker 2: was working at she had some corporate job downtown, so
Speaker 2: she had two jobs.
Speaker 1: A nigga, they're in your dad's apartment. You were like, nah,
Speaker 1: I can't go live with you in your parents But look,
Speaker 1: I'm the I'm the unique black nigga. That's just like, yo,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this.
Speaker 2: And I got you. So then I went, you know,
Speaker 2: I went harder on comedy and and then she she
Speaker 2: stopped working when she was pregnant and we got an
Speaker 2: apartment together. Well, she was an apartment in West she's
Speaker 2: been saving up yo, She's like, forget about it.
Speaker 1: Man, So she she got money. You showed them your
Speaker 1: box full of Jordan's and you're like, where do I
Speaker 1: put my things?
Speaker 2: I showed her with like three boxes because I wasn't
Speaker 2: like fully gonna ma because it was small. It was
Speaker 2: a small spot, so like clothes and.
Speaker 1: Stuff boxes in a bad of clothes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, three box clothes, And I'm like, let's do it.
Speaker 2: So she's pregnant, I'm taking care of her. While she's pregnant,
Speaker 2: she's taking care of herself also. And now you gotta
Speaker 2: remember we just been doing bootlegging and chilling and that's it.
Speaker 2: We haven't been together for like twenty four forty eight hours,
Speaker 2: like like in a relationship. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I realized that after she was seven most pregnant, Like.
Speaker 2: Aren't you Yeah? Oh really that's how you cook that chicken?
Speaker 2: She like, but she's like really know, that's what you're
Speaker 2: going to buy big ass TV. You're like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: am on credit, good best buy credit anyway, So we're
Speaker 2: like starting the nicker and bigger like that but it
Speaker 2: was all about the baby, that's all it was. So
Speaker 2: she's pregnant and it has has the baby. I'm living there.
Speaker 1: Were you there when the baby was born?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He was there.
Speaker 2: I was in the room there, Yes, I was. I
Speaker 2: was behind I was behind her because I'm remember the
Speaker 2: doctors like, all right, flip over. Then she had her
Speaker 2: ass out and the doctor's like, that ain't working. I
Speaker 2: go back on your back. Layla was stuck in it.
Speaker 2: So they got the suction cup and then the section
Speaker 2: cup broke. She's like, all right, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 2: get it, and so she pulled her hand in there
Speaker 2: and pulled out the baby and pulled out Layla.
Speaker 3: And at first I think, wait, she pulled out the baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she pulled out the baby because she had the drugs.
Speaker 2: I remember, Yeah, she pulled out her own baby. How's that? Doctor?
Speaker 2: I was like, but that's the thing. And ladies, if
Speaker 2: you listen, be careful with getting drugs because you're just
Speaker 2: so induced where like you can't even push, you just
Speaker 2: like you're high, and then puss the baby gets high.
Speaker 2: But she had to be cause I remember she was
Speaker 2: in pain, like she was squeezing my fucking hand like
Speaker 2: that shit hurt that she got. She got the epideiro,
Speaker 2: I know, and she got the epidil and she was
Speaker 2: just like she just like like a hero and I
Speaker 2: just fell out like and that's how the baby was too.
Speaker 2: So when when she grabbed the baby out, I think
Speaker 2: it was like the first six seven seconds she wasn't
Speaker 2: the baby wasn't breathing. What Layla wasn't breathing? I remember
Speaker 2: they put her on the table and the nurses like,
Speaker 2: all right, come on, let's smack it on the butt,
Speaker 2: like all right, come on, wake up, wake up. And
Speaker 2: then her mom's back there crying and I'm staring there
Speaker 2: looking at my daughter while the nurses like like patting
Speaker 2: her on the butt like waking her up, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: come on, man, I ain't going I ain't doing this
Speaker 2: and you're just gonna die? Is that where you go?
Speaker 2: You wanna do?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 2: Come on? God? Really? Like I wasn't like crying. I
Speaker 2: was just like, really, is that is that what this
Speaker 2: is like? And then it was like I was like, whoa,
Speaker 2: all right, cool cool, And then her mother like stopped crying,
Speaker 2: and but she did. I mean, the death mom, the
Speaker 2: death mom was crying because she saw like the baby
Speaker 2: was break but her she was just induced, like you
Speaker 2: saying the death, the death mom.
Speaker 5: Deaf people crying, they just cry. Yeah, cold stopping sucking,
Speaker 5: stop it right now, cold.
Speaker 2: I need the jacket. How cold y'all? If our death
Speaker 2: listeners are good, y'all won't stop.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the baby comes out. I'm still living together.
Speaker 2: Okay. The ship hit the fan.
Speaker 1: When you stopped, you.
Speaker 3: Were like, she was like, it's your turnch these day person,
Speaker 3: you were like, na ship.
Speaker 2: It was after a year. It was after a year,
Speaker 2: so I stayed for a year where six months she
Speaker 2: went back to work. So she worked during the day.
Speaker 2: She got a new job as the head of the
Speaker 2: parks department, and that parks like parking facility in Connecticut.
Speaker 2: O good, fancy white people cars. No, I'm sorry, Heartsdale.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so you know, making sure that west Chester
Speaker 3: west Chester.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the parking meter she's ahead of all that, to
Speaker 2: make sure that make fix those meters. Get these niggas
Speaker 2: called us all day. Right, that's her job. So then me,
Speaker 2: I'm just a comedian. I'm just a comedian at night,
Speaker 2: so I'm the mar So yeah, basically I'm doing spots
Speaker 2: to do open minds. I'm at the strip, I'm doing
Speaker 2: colleges on the weekends whatever. So I'm the mother during
Speaker 2: the day and then she's kind of like the dad
Speaker 2: at night where I go out.
Speaker 1: So the bad shift, because that's when the baby's up
Speaker 1: and crying, and she gotta be up all day at work.
Speaker 2: And she's up all work, and then I'm there during
Speaker 2: the whole day taking care of the baby. I was
Speaker 2: crying poop and ship and everything, and there's more of
Speaker 2: a like a connection there, and then she's missing all
Speaker 2: of that. And then she comes at night where the
Speaker 2: baby's sleeping her off and she's tired. She's been working
Speaker 2: and I've been telling jokes and then joke, I got it,
Speaker 2: and then she's up. You know, she thinks I'm out
Speaker 2: there telling jokes, getting my dick sucked, have a good
Speaker 2: time life.
Speaker 3: Are you getting your dick sucked at the strip?
Speaker 2: No? No, I was not. I was. I was being good.
Speaker 2: I was faithful. Off the record, off the record, I
Speaker 2: was fine. I know I'm on record. I got a
Speaker 2: mic on my hand. It's always on record, Jedi off record,
Speaker 2: we'll cut them, even though I guess I pressed the button.
Speaker 2: I pressed the button. Baby, don't worry About's all all right?
Speaker 3: So you was being quote unquote faithful, but she knew
Speaker 3: better I was.
Speaker 2: I was fatful. It was just that we had no
Speaker 2: time to hang out. It was just all about the baby.
Speaker 2: And is jealous that I'm going out? Said, it's a grind,
Speaker 2: and also it's a ground. Was she doing it? You
Speaker 2: know she's jealous or like she's not with the child,
Speaker 2: with our child.
Speaker 1: And then all the money and she's buying enough.
Speaker 2: I had some money.
Speaker 1: I nor you had twelve dollars.
Speaker 2: I had twenty two dollars and that was enough to
Speaker 2: buy some groceries. I would buy some groceries and fixeduff.
Speaker 2: Though man shipped around the crib and was there, and
Speaker 2: she didn't do a maternity leave.
Speaker 1: She went right, Yeah, she.
Speaker 2: Went maternally so like the first yeah, the first four
Speaker 2: things like six months like yeah, we're both together, we're
Speaker 2: both doing it, and it was like some real family ship.
Speaker 3: But when she went back to work, that's when it
Speaker 3: got rough.
Speaker 2: I think it was both because I got into a
Speaker 2: culture shock, like holy shit, I am in some family shit,
Speaker 2: like yeah, like that's twenty four hours. This is my
Speaker 2: woman slash quote unquote wife, here's my child. We got
Speaker 2: to stroll the way out here together talking about nothing.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like biggas do all day is this
Speaker 2: is what families do all day. I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm so I'm looking for the exit. That matching outfit
Speaker 2: you was looking for the exit.
Speaker 1: You guys have matching outfits, Like did you get the
Speaker 1: baby an outfit to match?
Speaker 2: Like, oh no, no, not like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the thing though, Like people go
Speaker 1: into this like uh put out method no condom wearing
Speaker 1: situation thinking I'm not the baby, and the baby's gonna
Speaker 1: be just a part of my life.
Speaker 2: The baby is your whole life, the whole goddamn lie
Speaker 2: fucking also the other person, not the girl though, all
Speaker 2: your husband. They don't have to be your life the
Speaker 2: whole time. It could just be the child. It does
Speaker 2: get complicated, like they do.
Speaker 1: There are in your life though.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, they're an extension of my life.
Speaker 2: Extension do the child, but it doesn't have to like
Speaker 2: enable me to keep going. I don't have to enable her,
Speaker 2: Like there are those times where I thought of, like
Speaker 2: if she had the man, how would I feel about
Speaker 2: that man being around my daughter. I would have to
Speaker 2: be comfortable with that because I can't control the life.
Speaker 2: I'm not there. That's not right. So there's that oncount.
Speaker 2: The same for her where I never told I have
Speaker 2: multiple girlfriends. I even have one girl close meeting my daughter,
Speaker 2: but I never told the mom because that's that's it. You.
Speaker 2: I don't want to trigger. I don't want to. I
Speaker 2: don't want to pull that trigger yet, Like, you got
Speaker 2: to be worth it for me to say, this is
Speaker 2: the mother, this is Leila's mother, right, And so.
Speaker 3: None of the girls that you've been with and met
Speaker 3: the mother of your child.
Speaker 2: No, but wow, because that's serious. Because that then then
Speaker 2: it get flipped to like, oh, you know what, I
Speaker 2: don't like her. No, I don't want her around my daughter.
Speaker 2: You ain't see my daughter. It can go you don't
Speaker 2: want to go down.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to find out that you have your
Speaker 1: daughter around, So she probably knew.
Speaker 2: But she trusts me, which is good. So which is
Speaker 2: like we do have that respect for she.
Speaker 3: She trusts you. She trusted you to pull out on time.
Speaker 1: It was late, nine months late, so you finally you guys,
Speaker 1: are like, all right, well we're not doing this no more.
Speaker 2: We're going our separate ways.
Speaker 3: So now you see your house.
Speaker 2: It was a Beth. It was a stupid fighter. I
Speaker 2: remember where she was weird, like she said she doesn't
Speaker 2: like roses, and I got her roses because I was
Speaker 2: being petty, and.
Speaker 1: Uh, did you get her brodega roses? No, there were
Speaker 1: roses from the flooring, from what floors?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: You know what they have in the refrigerator, the flowers
Speaker 1: you got the cemetery roses out there like that.
Speaker 2: You know you don't treat me right.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like a girlfriend. And I'm just like, yo,
Speaker 2: fuck this, alren't no husband, all that ship. I'm out.
Speaker 2: I took my TV down, sneakers and last sniggers, I
Speaker 2: put all of my mono and I drove right back
Speaker 2: to my dad's and your dad's.
Speaker 1: You know, I have to take this. I'm going back
Speaker 1: to my I'm going I'm going to go back to
Speaker 1: my daddies and your dad.
Speaker 2: Did you dad say something that you have.
Speaker 1: To door up and shaking his head like look at
Speaker 1: this nigga. Yeah, I'm sure he was shaking his hand.
Speaker 2: He probably said and tell me, but he just looked.
Speaker 1: He was probably standing in his kitchen but ass naked
Speaker 1: when you walked in.
Speaker 2: Like I gotta put on draws. Now, wait, did you
Speaker 2: bring Layla with you? No?
Speaker 1: No, because that's the thing about men. You can just
Speaker 1: take your twelve pairs of Jordan's and then leave. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna take the baby because then what that's kidnappened?
Speaker 1: And now we got a whole situation like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what, child should always be with her mother. They
Speaker 1: should always be with their mommy. Can you say that again?
Speaker 2: The child should always be with their mother.
Speaker 1: Can the court understand that the court, the court system should.
Speaker 2: Know that ship. I hope they do, Like in New
Speaker 2: York that the judges do. Definitely side with the women.
Speaker 2: They should, but the side with the horrible.
Speaker 3: You gotta be some type of messed up. You gotta
Speaker 3: be like mother who loses their.
Speaker 2: Crackhead and man head, no job, no legs, no arms, all.
Speaker 1: That way saying if I have no legs, I can't
Speaker 1: take care of my child.
Speaker 2: Can't you can't? Can they into the street? It depends
Speaker 2: that custod thing is you're just.
Speaker 1: A bag of potatoes with arms damn legs for my
Speaker 1: listeners who don't have legs to agree with anything that
Speaker 1: Marie just said. If you see me in these streets,
Speaker 1: catch me outside with them legless bodies.
Speaker 2: Up, roll up, they're gonna be all right.
Speaker 3: They know Now your daughter is for four years old?
Speaker 1: Tell me yeah, now she yep, she's four years old?
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 3: So like what goes into being a dope baby?
Speaker 2: Daddy her?
Speaker 3: You're with her a lot of fashionable clothes. Are you
Speaker 3: doing her hair?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Let's tell me about this.
Speaker 2: I'm doing her hair because she's half white, half black,
Speaker 2: and her mother doesn't know how to do it. She'll
Speaker 2: just wash it and not dry well, wash it and
Speaker 2: dry and not put any condition of losh white white.
Speaker 1: Do you hear that?
Speaker 2: She just puts it sleep, So she wakes up looking
Speaker 2: like Rosta. She wakes up at looking like god d
Speaker 2: because she has natural curly hair and it's thick. So
Speaker 2: when she so she'll have her for like Monday the Friday,
Speaker 2: and then I'll have her Saturday Monday. And so when
Speaker 2: she comes to me Saturday, you have to all her
Speaker 2: like yeah, dreadlocks, and she like I do it soft
Speaker 2: like pigtails are like four little braids or not Russian
Speaker 2: coming from Russia. Immigrant parents. They're death. They don't know
Speaker 2: about taking care of We don't know about silk stars,
Speaker 2: they don't know about no. They have like stringy, stringy
Speaker 2: white blonde hair. So they just fall asleep waking you know.
Speaker 1: That's bonnets people.
Speaker 2: Running away running the rain and then go to sleep,
Speaker 2: wake up. Their hair is fine, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is for about my interracial interracial couples. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right now, if the mother is white, the hair won't
Speaker 1: look right, you know, you know, like that's a real
Speaker 1: thing because I see a lot of interracial couples and
Speaker 1: they have kids, and right away when I see the
Speaker 1: girl and I'm like, they're not doing her hair.
Speaker 3: I just said, the man is black. He ain't got
Speaker 3: a black mom.
Speaker 2: To let him know how to do the hair, not
Speaker 2: even in the in the child's life would sucks. So
Speaker 2: the child suffers, and then they gotta figure it out.
Speaker 3: It's an important thing.
Speaker 2: Hair is a big deal.
Speaker 1: There is a huge deal. But this is the thing
Speaker 1: with white women is they see us with our natural
Speaker 1: hair and they're like, oh, it's beautiful. You should just
Speaker 1: wear it out like this all the time.
Speaker 2: Low. Their hair is like this, all I said. She
Speaker 2: looked like, goddamn Gokul, what are you talking about? She
Speaker 2: was like a dragon balls. No, I'll do it. Something
Speaker 2: that you do.
Speaker 1: You don't do that every day. You break it up
Speaker 1: or you throw it in like four little braids with
Speaker 1: the little the little bobo's and the little whatever.
Speaker 3: And then special occasions let her wear it out, not
Speaker 3: like all day.
Speaker 1: Every day rolling around and the place.
Speaker 2: So they don't. I don't. I think her grandmother is
Speaker 2: starting to learn how to break because she realizes that.
Speaker 2: And yeah, that is a little struggle. So like I
Speaker 2: do her hair every time she comes to me. So
Speaker 2: it's just like calming out, washing it, conditioning it. I say, ponytail.
Speaker 2: Then I'll do like we gotta be. Are you gonna
Speaker 2: open up a slunt with myself?
Speaker 1: I was like, you, look, I can all I can
Speaker 1: do babies hairs for one to three, one the four.
Speaker 2: After that you gotta go to the salon. I can
Speaker 2: do all right, we should open up a little little
Speaker 2: little baby. I know black kids and black people, black
Speaker 2: women bringing their babies black? How much is this.
Speaker 1: Twenty four hours?
Speaker 2: Ship? I do it myself? Why do you come to
Speaker 2: my story. They just want you to do it for free.
Speaker 1: Basically, they just want to see what you're doing, what
Speaker 1: I'm doing doing it here with these mixed babies. And
Speaker 1: also they just got this little.
Speaker 2: Black boy up here, just all of them these children's
Speaker 2: hair to have a husband's a little article about.
Speaker 3: Just block post.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: But also like when when like all these white women
Speaker 1: who adopt black baby bees, they don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: What I heard they just let like I think it
Speaker 1: was Angeline and Joe Lee. People are like, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna do You're not gonna do the baby hair. Holly
Speaker 1: Berry didn't do her daughter's hair either, But Hilly Barry
Speaker 1: is also half white, so she also don't know.
Speaker 2: No damn do know better and the child's life, so
Speaker 2: they don't know. So baby should have probably have to
Speaker 2: deal with that nanny.
Speaker 3: You got to get a black nanny.
Speaker 1: I forget your baby hair up. Also, come for y'all
Speaker 1: because I know that your food and I know the
Speaker 1: season and so you know what I mean, who's.
Speaker 2: Time to season? Shout and interracial babies? Because I know
Speaker 2: you grew up like your hair not getting done out
Speaker 2: with the right food. And then by the time you're teenager,
Speaker 2: you don't know if you're white, you know, if you're black,
Speaker 2: you don't know what the hell's going on. You were
Speaker 2: white people, they teld about black people, you feel some
Speaker 2: type of way. Then you with black people, they told
Speaker 2: my white people, you feel some type of way. You
Speaker 2: just don't the way the hell you've belonged. You just
Speaker 2: you exhausted, you're just all over the place. So Layla's
Speaker 2: I'm reminding her she's black and yeah.
Speaker 1: So when she comes in, you'll be like, hey, what up, nigga.
Speaker 2: She'll say, because my last girlfriend, she had a daughter two,
Speaker 2: and she was the color as us. She was O,
Speaker 2: she was black, and Layla's her color. And then she
Speaker 2: would say like, hey, how Kayleie. Kayleie's black, right, and
Speaker 2: I'm white. So and I'm like, no, no, you're not white.
Speaker 2: You black and white. Your daddy's black. See me, I'm dark, right, yeah?
Speaker 2: You and your mom's white. Yeah, so you're both you're
Speaker 2: black and white. Oh oh, And it's like she'll be
Speaker 2: quiet and then she'll try to process it, which is
Speaker 2: so cute to see her trying to process race.
Speaker 6: Like, all right, so you're saying, I want to catch
Speaker 6: a cup, you have half the privilege, and so you're
Speaker 6: saying all eyes don't.
Speaker 2: Matter, half of lives don't matter, half to do so. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so there's those conversations of telling her like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: are half black, and you know your hair is curly
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. It's just it's just small. It's
Speaker 2: nothing like it's crazy. But but she you know, again,
Speaker 2: she was in west Chester. She's with her parents, her
Speaker 2: mom and all the other private school kids, which is like,
Speaker 2: there's no dark skinned kids. The only dark skin kid
Speaker 2: in there is me dropping her off. That's and they're like,
Speaker 2: are you in the right class? Yes, the guy from
Speaker 2: up here.
Speaker 1: Done, she said, nigga from that nigga from Fresh Direct's
Speaker 1: dropping brocer.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's drop from Fresh wrapping off that produce.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm sorry you're supposed to use the service.
Speaker 3: Dropping about doing the excuse me the back?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Did you get the regular elevator?
Speaker 2: You use the.
Speaker 3: Did anybody order pizza? The guy from Domino.
Speaker 2: Here, That's that's how I feel. That's how he's supposed
Speaker 2: to be delivering the mail from the back. Yes, because
Speaker 2: there ain't number white and Asian kids, you know, in
Speaker 2: private the little pre k private school, so so yes.
Speaker 2: And then plus, you know my daughter, she don't probably
Speaker 2: like you see my forehead and nose on her, but
Speaker 2: you know her skin, she's not even like cornbreak complex.
Speaker 2: She's a little bit you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Before you came, I was like, Marie, they
Speaker 1: don't really look like at all. Like when you're holding her, I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, so is that a cousin?
Speaker 1: Are you and nanny?
Speaker 2: I get little people saying I do look alike. Then
Speaker 2: like you're one of the people that say no, I
Speaker 2: don't really see nothing in you. Like probably like two
Speaker 2: other women said that's your child. I think I need
Speaker 2: to see them together in real life.
Speaker 1: I see like, I see your your head, your head
Speaker 1: is there.
Speaker 3: She's saying, your baby got a big head. He does
Speaker 3: have a big head.
Speaker 2: Have a picture.
Speaker 1: I feel like I see her eyebrows. You know your eyebrows.
Speaker 2: Now, I feel like she's got your forehead. I see.
Speaker 2: I feel like I got the same forehead. You go,
Speaker 2: and you know that lighting with that sun hit boy,
Speaker 2: she gets real.
Speaker 3: But yeah, she's so so no flash for her.
Speaker 2: No flesh for her, because she's just all. And then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be there, brown and toasted. You think she's
Speaker 2: gonna be an actress or a comedian. She could be
Speaker 2: like a comedian. If she wants to be that, she
Speaker 2: should be everything. I just don't want to raise it
Speaker 2: like my parents. You know, no expectations, just like do
Speaker 2: what you want, no limitations, just like you got to
Speaker 2: be this. You gotta go a head, you gotta go
Speaker 2: that ship. You can drop out of Colls all care.
Speaker 2: Just make sure you're taking care of yourself.
Speaker 3: Start starts kindergarten.
Speaker 2: Ship you can. If she go to I would I
Speaker 2: would rather go to Bones and Noble for four years,
Speaker 2: read every goudy damn book for four years, and then
Speaker 2: go pay for constituition off some bullshit you still don't.
Speaker 2: If she wants that experience, then go ahead and do
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: It's what you say, go ahead and do it. Are
Speaker 1: you saving money for her to go? I'm not.
Speaker 2: But God has a way. God has a way.
Speaker 1: Start. No savings, bonds, no nothing.
Speaker 2: Sad No.
Speaker 1: I got sneakers right live in one of your know
Speaker 1: is your school is your shoes teachers?
Speaker 2: Now what's going on? No? They hold value? I got
Speaker 2: I got a couple of dimes in the I got
Speaker 2: a couple of gems in the closet so I could
Speaker 2: be gyms. Well, like I got some don't Becker five
Speaker 2: Those are the sneakers that were made in Portland for
Speaker 2: Nike for these kids that have autism and cancer and
Speaker 2: they got able to design the Nike shoe and they
Speaker 2: actually came out really good.
Speaker 1: So people in my mind when you said autism and cancer,
Speaker 1: I was like, those shoes must be hideous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but they're not. I mean they got
Speaker 2: they have a hideous disease, but they got good. They
Speaker 2: got good fashion sens.
Speaker 1: I feel that the soul is very thick.
Speaker 3: And orthoped, like an old man Steph Curry.
Speaker 2: So they're really beautiful. So they're like on They're like
Speaker 2: you're going they're about like three grand, three grand yeah
Speaker 2: don't Becker fives. Yeah, they glowing the dog. They got
Speaker 2: like a little light and stuff. So they got a
Speaker 2: compass in it. No, I ain't gonna is there. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's like a couple pair I could just sell off
Speaker 2: and be like boom, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's to some else's how much how much do you
Speaker 1: think your shoe collection is worth? Like if you're going
Speaker 1: to sell.
Speaker 2: The whole thing, like what's the range? Probably seven or
Speaker 2: ten grandee. Yeah, I'm saying college.
Speaker 1: It could be a Phoenix yeah, online college, yeah, dot
Speaker 1: com school. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't have any easies I got. I ain't getting
Speaker 2: none of those. When they came out, they a lot.
Speaker 2: Now I didn't get any easy So listeners.
Speaker 1: If you're listening, could we please just we need to
Speaker 1: make sure that Leila goes to college. So if y'all
Speaker 1: just want to venmo Nori ANYTIMEE.
Speaker 2: Just listen to my album Home Game on Spotify. I
Speaker 2: get a nice little click about. You could just let it.
Speaker 2: You just play the album and then put on me.
Speaker 2: Just play your game.
Speaker 3: Is the name of the album, and it's on Spotify.
Speaker 3: Can they listen to it anywhere else?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Title they listen to. Title they listen to Apple Music.
Speaker 2: It's air Where Anything you Got? Amazon, Anything you Got?
Speaker 2: It's on their Baby Home Game and Away Game. It's
Speaker 2: the second album following up. It's just a cleaner version
Speaker 2: of Away Games. Okay, so perfect baby died, so yeah,
Speaker 2: doing her hair, spending time with her, having a good time,
Speaker 2: you read to her. No child support but paying money
Speaker 2: like it's not we have a court, no course is involved.
Speaker 2: Hell no, the doping, yeah, no, course is just an
Speaker 2: agreement of anything she needs. I got her because I swear,
Speaker 2: if gods, if you just make the motherly child comfortable,
Speaker 2: because like the reason they probably going after you because
Speaker 2: you just fucking dropped out like an asshole. You're just
Speaker 2: gonna leave it with this baby by herself, which is horrible.
Speaker 2: So it's like, if you tell a woman, just give
Speaker 2: us some security of like we're not together, but we
Speaker 2: are together and you're not raising this chop by yourself,
Speaker 2: then there won't be no reason for judges and all
Speaker 2: that shit.
Speaker 1: Listen. I see some real, like terrible situations on Instagram
Speaker 1: were like the dad is like posting up with these
Speaker 1: girls and have like trips and stuff, and they'll be
Speaker 1: like the baby mom like oh really, but you couldn't
Speaker 1: give Quisha.
Speaker 2: Any dollars when I ask you just for her to
Speaker 2: get braceist and you want to go to Puerto Ricos
Speaker 2: all over your graham on a RAM and be on.
Speaker 1: Twitter and be on Facebook. And I'm like, listen, why
Speaker 1: do I feel like I'm involved with y'all messy ass
Speaker 1: family court bullshit?
Speaker 2: But we love ye and then we love watching the
Speaker 2: train wreck. So it's it's really just but it's really
Speaker 2: sad actually, And it's sad because then at that point
Speaker 2: it's just the parents fighting and they're using the child
Speaker 2: as a weapon. The child becomes a weapon, and you
Speaker 2: know that that sucks. Like one of my friends is
Speaker 2: going through that and his baby mom was like coming
Speaker 2: after his head.
Speaker 1: But what's your friend doing?
Speaker 2: Though? He just broke, He just he just broke. He
Speaker 2: won't be there, but he broke, and he got no money.
Speaker 3: See ladies listening to this.
Speaker 1: First of all, if you lay down with broke dogs,
Speaker 1: you get broke ass babies.
Speaker 2: That's what you gets. Raising her baby exactly.
Speaker 1: Don't lay down with broke dogs.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about your daughter's name real quick?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Who chose the name?
Speaker 2: I did? Remember, driving probably back from target or some ship.
Speaker 2: She's like thinking of a name, and so.
Speaker 1: You shoot your name after target. Target gets the creative
Speaker 1: juice flown because you're running into one day and then
Speaker 1: you get him four howers.
Speaker 2: I love it. So I don't know what other names.
Speaker 2: I just wanted the name that was sophisticated, sexy but
Speaker 2: not too sexy. Sophisticated and sexy. That's what you're thinking about. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like something powerful, but I don't make sure,
Speaker 1: but also professional, you know, something right in the middle,
Speaker 1: So I don't want to make she gets a job,
Speaker 1: but she also gets the dick. Okay, cool, I got it.
Speaker 1: Damn not too.
Speaker 2: White, not too black. Everything she's rushing.
Speaker 3: What name was she thinking? Like, you know, something with
Speaker 3: the s K y A or something roco.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she's I don't know. I remember
Speaker 2: the day she was saying. I was just like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: she didn't.
Speaker 1: You didn't want any silent letters in her name, really
Speaker 1: big silent letters.
Speaker 3: The baby's name is bed what.
Speaker 2: Bed? My baby name is Norse strum av But the
Speaker 2: silence just that was that year that naming babies after
Speaker 2: Burrows and ship Brooklyn clean.
Speaker 1: White white folks love naming their children broke They still
Speaker 1: doing Rox.
Speaker 3: I feel like Victoria Beckham has a kid that's called
Speaker 3: Brooklyn and Bronx.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Victoria Beckham ye to Brooklyn in her life. I
Speaker 1: have one question, do you ever see the grandparents? Do
Speaker 1: you love me? Have you learned silanguage?
Speaker 2: I mean the father your sign language? Okay to people
Speaker 2: that don't do sign language, death school. So he'd try
Speaker 2: to teach me, like when I would go over there
Speaker 2: when we were together and stuff like that, they love me.
Speaker 2: They were just happy to see you.
Speaker 1: Know that.
Speaker 2: You know they love you, nigga, They know that they
Speaker 2: love you. They love you. Can't spread are talking about
Speaker 2: While in the room, they were like, they like that ship.
Speaker 3: They're doing this nigga eight sheet. I hate the blacks
Speaker 3: go back to white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't know. They don't play out a whole
Speaker 2: spread and a whole bowl of watermelon and chicken and
Speaker 2: all this other stuff. They would just when you come
Speaker 2: to the house.
Speaker 1: Stypical.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know it sounds like that. I would tell
Speaker 2: her that.
Speaker 1: I would tell like, deaf people are racist. No, it's
Speaker 1: just they got a nerve.
Speaker 2: They just love war.
Speaker 7: De people don't care colors. I feel like we have
Speaker 7: a couple of questions. Do you have questions for No, Yes,
Speaker 7: I have one question. We have a couple of questions
Speaker 7: for you.
Speaker 1: We want to test you to see if you really
Speaker 1: are the dope baby Daddy expert. Start your questions.
Speaker 2: Are we taping this? Should we take this?
Speaker 1: I feel like we don't have time.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we don't have time to don't.
Speaker 1: Have, but pretend he's wearing our expert classes and visualized.
Speaker 2: Nori Davis have an extended episode.
Speaker 1: We got man, we got somewhere to be episodes. Okay,
Speaker 1: we haven't posted on Instagram yet because somebody be slackish.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say no names.
Speaker 2: But live on the air, guys, I'm just posted a video.
Speaker 3: Yes anyway, Uh Nori Sidney, go ahead, go ahead with
Speaker 3: your question.
Speaker 1: No, you go first, Mari.
Speaker 3: I need you to do your question so I can
Speaker 3: think of a question.
Speaker 1: You gotta go first. I can think of a question. Uh.
Speaker 2: Oh, you just asked me a question. So is Mari's turn?
Speaker 1: Well, feel about that? Actually about the grandmother?
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question. Here's in dope maybe daddy news.
Speaker 3: Yes, Nori, for one hundred dollars worth of savings bonds.
Speaker 1: When you wash your daughter's hair, what type of shampoo
Speaker 1: and conditioner? Are you using?
Speaker 2: This one?
Speaker 3: Melanin Queen's locks?
Speaker 2: All right, so at first I was using a generic CVS,
Speaker 2: but then I got woke on some Carol's daughters. But no,
Speaker 2: what's the other one before Carol's daughter. It's like it's
Speaker 2: a black one. God damn it. Uh shade moisture, shade moisture,
Speaker 2: thank you, shade moisture, and the conditioner also, I use
Speaker 2: that and then I'll use palmos uh coconut milk for
Speaker 2: condition for hair lotion to get her curls going. And
Speaker 2: it's good.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, if you go to Target on the right day,
Speaker 1: or you go to like Write eight or Oral Walgreens
Speaker 1: on the right day, they have buy one, get one
Speaker 1: free shade moistures.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, my hair great. Ye that stuff is expensive
Speaker 2: by itself.
Speaker 1: Yes it is.
Speaker 2: It's not the right day the marine the way that
Speaker 2: was good. Let me give you that was six points
Speaker 2: for that. I was watching.
Speaker 1: This is this question is from the show Big Little Lies.
Speaker 1: So like, if your daughter was at school and she
Speaker 1: had a bully, what would you do?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, somebody asked me that recently too, So I
Speaker 2: want to fuck that kid up. I mean, so, does
Speaker 2: my daughter tell me about it or like do I
Speaker 2: just see like marks and stuff on her? Then it's
Speaker 2: like if you just see marks, I just see marks, Okay,
Speaker 2: And I guess in that show, I remember the senior
Speaker 2: talking about were those kids her age? Were they or
Speaker 2: they were a little older.
Speaker 1: Were they like they were, they were all they were
Speaker 1: all like in the same class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they really don't talk like that. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: would have to bring it to the door. I would.
Speaker 2: I would have to go to the principal and be like, look,
Speaker 2: she coming home with marks and we drop her off
Speaker 2: with no marks. She comes back home with new marks.
Speaker 2: So something's happened to here.
Speaker 1: What are the principles? Like, well, maybe y'all are giving
Speaker 1: her the marks.
Speaker 2: Okay, now see, then that's when you get the crown.
Speaker 2: Then that's when you got to hit the principal with
Speaker 2: the elbow and be like, give me that my tuition
Speaker 2: money this school. And then then I would see if
Speaker 2: the going to the class curse everybody out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like they didn't get the police involved. They didn't
Speaker 1: get anybody involved. So like what like as a as
Speaker 1: a father who you don't want to pop off, you
Speaker 1: gotta pop off. I mean, you want to pop off,
Speaker 1: but you don't want to. You don't want to hit anybody.
Speaker 2: We're not hit but not but like in schools like that,
Speaker 2: A good person now is like popping up. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: feel like I to thirty, You're like, I'm not fighting.
Speaker 2: I don't know if somebody hit some part. It's gonna
Speaker 2: take a long time for that. I'm not doing that
Speaker 2: so now. But if you could, if you got a
Speaker 2: good mouth game like you, give me an example, if
Speaker 2: you got good cursing out you curs, give.
Speaker 1: Me a little of Nori Davis coming up to the school,
Speaker 1: popping off at the like a teacher or principal.
Speaker 2: So what you do is you speak very artic. Here's me,
Speaker 2: here's me.
Speaker 1: I'm the principal, mister Davis. Maybe she got the marks
Speaker 1: from your.
Speaker 2: Him, aren't you from young course, Yes, that is where
Speaker 2: I'm from. But that has nothing to do with my
Speaker 2: daughter having marks on her chest. So I just want
Speaker 2: to know what is going on in her class because
Speaker 2: I drop it here to you, and it's your responsibility.
Speaker 2: And I'm very concerned, and I'm not I'm not appreciating that.
Speaker 1: I think your daughter's a little clumsy. She ran into
Speaker 1: a locker today.
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure why you're shoe buses in a
Speaker 2: train to get here. No, these are all false allegations.
Speaker 2: You're about to give fucked up principal. Stop talking the
Speaker 2: bulls ship with me, Stop playing games. So but remember
Speaker 2: I don't even have to do all that because she
Speaker 2: got a she got a mom. White and Russian don't
Speaker 2: play that ship. So it's like I'm just I'm just
Speaker 2: in the background, like I got you. You know, if
Speaker 2: she get crazy, but she's attacked, like, I'll take care
Speaker 2: of her. You know, White even black women took like
Speaker 2: forget any mother any more. Come to their cubs. They're
Speaker 2: about to tear the ship down. So I just I'll
Speaker 2: tell her like, hey, I'm with you. I back you
Speaker 2: on anything you want to do. I'll be right there.
Speaker 1: Even the grandparents will show up.
Speaker 2: Anybody else.
Speaker 3: Silent up, middle fingers.
Speaker 1: Here's my last question for you. It's how do you
Speaker 1: think you'll handle like your daughter bringing.
Speaker 2: Home boys with age.
Speaker 1: Sixteen?
Speaker 2: Yees sixteen? All right, So the way I want to
Speaker 2: do it, I want her to tell that the know
Speaker 2: she has a father in her life and she don't
Speaker 2: need no man to give it anything. But you can
Speaker 2: get a man to get you anything you want to.
Speaker 2: So use that nigga. Get that iPad, you know, I
Speaker 2: get that dinner like y'all were talking like God and
Speaker 2: im playing at the table when it's too dry, and leave,
Speaker 2: you know, get dick when you want it, not when
Speaker 2: he wants it. Yeah, Hey, I just want her to know,
Speaker 2: like just just get just get that money or just
Speaker 2: get items like you you have that woman privilege where
Speaker 2: you know, just make sure you give you but give
Speaker 2: a little bit, so nigga, don't choke you or kidnap
Speaker 2: you will kill you something like that.
Speaker 1: Give a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm scared about you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you minus three points.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: Give a little bit to get out, Yeah, like a
Speaker 1: cancer or something. Don't make a niggas feel like he's
Speaker 1: going give up the as I will not say is
Speaker 1: gonna be a kids or ag or make a nigga
Speaker 1: feel like it he's being She's gonna diamond at the
Speaker 1: Players Club.
Speaker 2: Don't know, you don't know what you got to get
Speaker 2: what you want? All right, I wait, I have one
Speaker 2: more question. Okay, this is the last question.
Speaker 3: The last question.
Speaker 1: Okay, So being a dope baby daddy, the baby mother
Speaker 1: is like, listen, I'm in a jam. I need two
Speaker 1: thousand dollars by like in two days, would you hustle
Speaker 1: out there and get that money for her? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: she didn't tell you with the two thousand dollars, I
Speaker 1: was good.
Speaker 2: I'm glad, what's your toy? Why? She just too good?
Speaker 2: Too great? Now she'll tell me what.
Speaker 1: Because if you went out there doing all these spots
Speaker 1: for gs and then she's like she's in like a
Speaker 1: tropical island with another niggayah, basically good, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: This was great.
Speaker 1: Fans, we hurt you so much.
Speaker 2: Please plug your social media for us. Yeah, the Instagram
Speaker 2: and Twitter at Norridy Davis n O R E D
Speaker 2: A v I S. And my website for comedy show
Speaker 2: dates norridavis dot com. And what's next for you?
Speaker 1: Do you have anything next?
Speaker 2: Right now? I will be on We're filming a v
Speaker 2: H one show. Had the pleasure of Sidney Marie starring
Speaker 2: in my stand up special that we're putting together right now. Yeah, fantastic,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be great. Da were awesome and yeah that's
Speaker 2: and then they're just working on the new hour hopefully
Speaker 2: to hit the road in this in the fall.
Speaker 3: Okay, and one more time to tell us the name
Speaker 3: of your comedy album Home Game.
Speaker 2: It's on Spotify title Apple Music.
Speaker 1: I just want to shout out that Nord Davis has
Speaker 1: a washer and a dryer, so in his apartment he
Speaker 1: got a doorman too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in his place. That doorman won't let anybody out,
Speaker 2: sure will. He was out there talking, Yeah, he's coming
Speaker 2: there with a gun. He'd be like, oh he has
Speaker 2: a three seven there. He'll call me like, yo, somebody
Speaker 2: come with a gun, Brad, I ain't down for you,
Speaker 2: and I'll have a doorman.
Speaker 3: So I commend you on that. You're doing real well.
Speaker 1: Dope baby daddy, and you also have a dope doormand building.
Speaker 1: We love it as all the ways. You could catch
Speaker 1: us on the second Saturday of every month at the
Speaker 1: warm Up in New York City, Yes, Or you can
Speaker 1: catch us on May seventh at the Wild Project. We're
Speaker 1: doing a live version of this here podcast. We don't
Speaker 1: interview people in your face, and then we're gonna put
Speaker 1: somebody from the audience and interview them as an expert
Speaker 1: of something probably terrible. Yeah, So if you come, you
Speaker 1: have the chance to become an expert on stage.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: So that's at the Wild Project on Sunday, May seventh
Speaker 1: at seven pm.
Speaker 3: You catch me online at rez.
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Speaker 1: mine's is just sid BW So that's j U S
Speaker 1: T S Y.
Speaker 2: D b W.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. We'll catch e'll next week.
Speaker 1: Nor one more word to do, but any advice for
Speaker 1: any people who are gonna be new Dad.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, just keep it alive.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, you