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Speaker 1: Hello, what's up. Oh my goodness, it's the Unofficial Expert Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We are back after a brief hiatus.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, we haven't been here for what a week.

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Speaker 2: We've been busy.

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Speaker 3: We have, actually, Sidney, what have you been busy doing?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you know, just living my best life? Getting terrible

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Speaker 1: wigs at CVS and waiting for.

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Speaker 3: Checks can terribly.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you should be buying wigs from CBS.

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Speaker 2: Poo poo. You know sometimes I got good sales.

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Speaker 1: I got my coupons and I got that like CBS

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Speaker 1: card girl. You know, if you don't have the cart

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Speaker 1: you can just give your number and you can still

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Speaker 1: get the discount. What really, always give my mom's number?

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Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, I'll be stealing with points at write A too.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, I need to get my life together.

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Speaker 2: Do you have points?

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Speaker 1: No, I take my mom's point.

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Speaker 2: Can you give me your mom's member?

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Speaker 1: Nocuse you're gonna take my points. I've been buying stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm in there buying shampoo and Moroccan oil and stuff,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, you know, if you use ten thousand points,

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Speaker 1: you get this for free. And I'm like, wow, well,

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Speaker 1: let me use my mother's points. What are you been

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Speaker 1: busy doing.

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Speaker 3: I've been busy popping pills. In the last week.

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Speaker 1: I was an expert at waking up with a terrible,

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Speaker 1: terrible backspasm and I.

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Speaker 3: Was just in my bed trying to mind my own business.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, so you have a backspasms.

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Speaker 2: Is there somebody new in your life?

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Speaker 1: There's a doctor at urgent Care that's new in my life.

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Speaker 3: She was like, uh, it's your period.

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Speaker 2: I was like, my period.

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Speaker 1: I don't bleed out on my back, so why my

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Speaker 1: back hurt? And she was like that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: Go get some motrin. And I went back because I

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Speaker 1: complained and they were like.

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Speaker 3: Come back, well, let you see a real doctor.

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Speaker 1: And when I went back to Urgent Care, it was

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Speaker 1: an Indian dude and I was like, now this is

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Speaker 1: a real doctor. He had the accent and everything. I

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Speaker 1: was like, yes, Also, my laptop's acting up, so rude.

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Speaker 1: But they gave me these pills. They gave me a

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Speaker 1: muscle relaxers. I'm supposed to say to a day those

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Speaker 1: are the generic kinds, so they don't really work. Carolina said,

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to taken with wine to really feel them.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, she's giving you that that Stepford mom prescription

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Speaker 1: going on.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean I'm gonna do it tonight. I

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Speaker 3: want to get home.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do I'm gonna do one of these pills

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Speaker 1: with a large glass of wine. Okay, So what does

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Speaker 1: muscle relaxes do? Like it relaxes all your muscles or

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Speaker 1: like these are ten milligrams, so they don't do nothing

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Speaker 1: for me. Tailan Hall is like three hundred milligrams. Because

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Speaker 1: I heard if you take a muscle relaxer your rectum

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Speaker 1: opens up just.

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Speaker 2: A little bit.

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Speaker 1: I think you're talking about roof fees right now. They

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Speaker 1: didn't give me Roofie City. They give me muscle relaxing. No,

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Speaker 1: there's muscle relaxers that actually relaxes everything, the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: That must relaxes your vagina, your your butt. Okay, are

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Speaker 1: in relaxed to vagina and butt? Because I don't know

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Speaker 1: where this is coming from, Miss Washington, but I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to put the kids on the kids don't need

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Speaker 1: to know about open ass pills. What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 3: This is a family podcast.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Sorry, let me get it more g rated. My

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Speaker 1: mount might be listening to this. Hey, Hey, Tatti, she

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Speaker 1: now listening to this. So that's what you were an

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Speaker 1: expert at this week, Sydney is telling people about how

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Speaker 1: to open their butts up. No, my expert was going

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Speaker 1: to fancy restaurants and acting real ignorant. Yes, I was

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Speaker 1: with you last night and you were who niggardly yo.

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Speaker 3: When I got that menu. When I got that, I said,

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Speaker 3: oh my god. They got oisters.

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Speaker 1: They got egg caviar, like that's what caviar is, but

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Speaker 1: it said egg caviar.

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Speaker 2: That's weird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then they had what else what was it else?

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Speaker 2: On?

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Speaker 1: They had a lot of risotto, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: it's fifty nine dollars. I'm gonna get that they had.

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Speaker 1: They had filet mignon. They had a filet, they had shrimp,

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Speaker 1: they had clams, they had fetaccini with nothing oint. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. It was just like lemon, salt and pepper.

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Speaker 2: That's how white people cook.

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Speaker 1: It was eighty dollars that.

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Speaker 3: He was eighty dollars.

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Speaker 1: I think it was fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: But I was in there and I was acting like real,

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Speaker 1: like I'd never been anywhere nice. I was like, Marie

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Speaker 1: ordered the most expensive thing because somebody else is paying.

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Speaker 1: The most expensive thing on the menu I think was

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Speaker 1: a seventy two dollars dish.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember what it was though.

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Speaker 1: And then there was some other bitch from Ukraine ordering

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Speaker 1: just a salad.

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Speaker 3: I said, girl, you what this idiot ordered a pale salad?

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Speaker 1: I said, from ars Oyen, I said, there's a white

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Speaker 1: man who's missing half his hairline. He's paying for everything.

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Speaker 1: Why not just order the most expensive thing on the list?

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Speaker 2: You know why? Women stupid?

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that's all we waded to go with this. Some

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Speaker 1: of y'all are smart, but somebody out pretty dumb. No way,

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Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, when you go to a really

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Speaker 1: nice restaurant in somebody else's paying, you should get something

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Speaker 1: that's in the middle, Like look at the most expensive

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Speaker 1: thing and then look at the cheapest thing and get

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Speaker 1: something in the middle.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you on that.

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Speaker 1: Why if you're on a day with somebody that you

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Speaker 1: kind of like and they're paying, then you gotta be

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Speaker 1: conscious of how much of their money you're spending. But

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Speaker 1: if it's some dude that you don't know, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know who the dude who paid for the food

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Speaker 1: was last night. Yeah, I don't know his name. At

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Speaker 1: the end of the night I went to hug him

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Speaker 1: and he was like, nice to meet you. I was like, yes, okay, bye.

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Speaker 1: I think it was his birthday.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say happy birthday, did you?

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Speaker 2: I think I did.

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Speaker 1: I let him spend sixty dollars on the plate that

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Speaker 1: I hated, and then I left.

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Speaker 2: We should have got two advertisers. That's what we should yo.

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Speaker 2: We ordered.

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Speaker 1: We ordered an extra plate of the chicken because that

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Speaker 1: was the only thing that was good at this rest.

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Speaker 1: First of all, it was parmesan like bread crusted chicken,

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Speaker 1: and it was outstanding.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell you what it looked like.

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Speaker 1: It looked like chicken breasts that they crushed corn flakes

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Speaker 1: on and rolled around like breadcrumbs.

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Speaker 3: Yes, because it didn't look like regular bread.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it wasn't and it wasn't regular chicken breast. It

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Speaker 1: looked like this chicken breast like hangs out in the

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Speaker 1: Hampton's on the weekend. It was like a moist, like

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Speaker 1: a supple. I cut it open, I thought juice was

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Speaker 1: gonna squore it. Yeah, like that chicken breast had way

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Speaker 1: more privileged than bothalus. Well, it was alive, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that chicken breast, but to a four year private university.

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Speaker 1: And I was gonna be like, can I get a

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Speaker 1: meal to go?

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Speaker 2: Yo? The waiters had white coats on.

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Speaker 1: That's how you know it was fancy. They had on

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Speaker 2: I was like, you got the.

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Speaker 3: Ladies in here wearing ties.

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Speaker 2: Yes, listen.

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Speaker 1: It was at the Mark Hotel. So if any of

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Speaker 1: y'all are ever in New York City and you at

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Speaker 1: the Mark Hotel and some white man who looks like

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Speaker 1: he's like owns buildings, definitely order the parmesan crusted chicken

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Speaker 1: breasts yep, and get like three advertisers to go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you maybe get a pasta or something. Because the

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Speaker 1: chicken didn't the chicken didn't come.

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Speaker 2: With nothing, the.

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Speaker 3: Costa didn't come into it. I'm like, ain't no trumps.

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Speaker 1: Marie was complaining the whole time. I'm like, you can't

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Speaker 1: complain if you're not paying. I shuld't complain if I'm

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Speaker 1: not paying. I just can't complain loud if I'm not paying.

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Speaker 1: I was like, let me luwer them off board.

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Speaker 3: This is terrible.

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Speaker 2: They asked us. They were like, what kind of water

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Speaker 2: would you like?

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Speaker 3: Would you like still or sparkling?

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Speaker 2: I was like, bitch, we should just get both. Get both. Yah,

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Speaker 2: I'll take I'll take sparkling and still.

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Speaker 1: Can you mix them? Can you do an Arnold palma?

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Speaker 1: You do a half and a half. Can I get

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Speaker 1: some still sparkling water? Some smoggling water?

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Speaker 3: That's not This is why we can't be friends anymore.

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Speaker 1: I'm done with the Marie. Where we going next week?

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Speaker 1: Who's paying for us next week? Somebody take us somewhere nice. Please,

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Speaker 1: don't take it somewhere terrible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. If you try to take us to Applebee's TJFT Friday,

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Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, that's not hard. I'm not too good

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Speaker 1: for apple Bee's. Just take me after ten so that

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: That your money can stretch twice as far. Yo.

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Speaker 1: Don't take me during a happy hour when like wings

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Speaker 1: are like three dollars. Don't do that.

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Speaker 2: What curl?

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Speaker 3: After ten?

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Speaker 1: I want the spinach and auto choke dip half price.

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Speaker 1: I want the two for one sangrees. Listen, I'm here

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Speaker 1: for that. I'm here for apple Bee's. Nobody's gonna take

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Speaker 1: you out of the date. And just so you know,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about what kind of date tonight. Who you

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Speaker 1: think of doing these pills with later? And you got them?

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Speaker 1: The muscles are relaxed. My ass is closed anyway, speaking

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Speaker 1: of closed asses. That we're done talking about this.

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Speaker 3: We're we have a really awesome.

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Speaker 1: Guest today, one of my things to introduced, one of

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Speaker 1: our faves right now. Oh my god. First of all,

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Speaker 1: this person is outstanding as a person off stage, but

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Speaker 1: on stage beast. Okay, he's a comedian, he is a brother,

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Speaker 1: he is a friend.

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Speaker 3: He is a son, he is a son, he leave.

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Speaker 3: He does some philanthropic work, yes.

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Speaker 1: You said, dropic canna work, Philip philanthropic and I think

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Speaker 1: he's friends with CMX. He is our baby, our dope

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Speaker 1: baby daddy.

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Speaker 2: Dope baby daddy expert.

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Speaker 1: Today. Yo, Nori Davis, how are you hello? Nori Davis?

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Speaker 2: Praises queens am I no, you.

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Speaker 3: Gotta is I think called the little symbol with that

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Speaker 3: the black thing exactly.

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Speaker 1: He's Jordan's hotel. Niggas do not wear They can't afford him.

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Speaker 2: They don't want to give to the corporation and they

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Speaker 2: call black peoples. What these nignags complains about right now? Look,

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Speaker 2: the white man don't care nothing about what you do.

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Speaker 2: And then they happen They followed to Hope tech niggas

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Speaker 2: on my Twitter feet and they got too crazy. I

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Speaker 2: had them follow them, but I just followed them just

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Speaker 2: I'm not in people's dms? Are you and somebody in

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Speaker 2: that's cool? Baby daddy, I am a dope baby daddy. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I know my father and he is at my house,

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Speaker 2: All right, well bye, And.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who my dad is. So we want

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Speaker 2: All right, when did you become a dad? So I

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Speaker 2: became a dad in two thousand and twelve of October

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Speaker 2: I was like, so that's the one signs of being

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Speaker 2: oh it's your birthday, asking a question. Yeah, but like

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Speaker 2: don't know you sure? But that's every year. Every year

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Speaker 2: it's like it's it's dark same day or is he

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Speaker 2: it'll be a little late. Like some days it will

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Speaker 2: all right, all right? All right, and then he won't

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Speaker 2: just checking in. Yeah, he's just checking. He's such a military,

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Speaker 2: that's his way. I'm saying, I know, but I'm not

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Speaker 2: used to those black militant fathers like that, where you know,

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Speaker 2: they use action instead of like saying I love you,

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Speaker 2: I know, I tell you so dope, baby daddy is

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Speaker 2: I do the opposite of everything that nigga does everything,

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Speaker 2: even though he was cool, you know, like.

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Speaker 1: Because you don't want your daughter to call you that

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Speaker 1: nigga exactly, I don't want.

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Speaker 2: I don't want. Yeah, text my daughter like years from now.

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Speaker 2: She just looks at the text like that, getting it

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Speaker 2: all wrong over twenty first, your dad texted.

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Speaker 1: My dad texts me everyone a year and it's all

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Speaker 2: Copy and paste. I don't think, you just go he

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Speaker 2: just holds it. You don't even know.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know copy and paste.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what saying, little metro PCs smartphone. Nothing that's

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Speaker 3: so that's so sweet.

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Speaker 2: That's all right. You'll get you one. Then you'll be

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Speaker 2: just like Gus. Listeners.

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Speaker 1: If you guys know who my dad is, please direct

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Speaker 1: him to the Unofficial Expert Podcast. Don't have to come

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Speaker 1: to our live show on the seventh of May. Please

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Speaker 1: did your plug our show to get my dad. People

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Speaker 1: to bring your dad mister Washington. I don't even think

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Speaker 1: that's his real last name. Probably your mother just pulled

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Speaker 1: that out her books.

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Speaker 2: Ship.

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Speaker 1: Wait four years ago, yes, four years tell us how

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Speaker 1: you met the mother of your child?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so she the mother my child.

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Speaker 1: You were at ament party in Yonkers. You went to

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Speaker 3: And you were like sister drinking, I hop after the

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Speaker 3: after the letout, like she was your waitress.

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Speaker 2: What all this time?

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Speaker 3: I thought she was landish?

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Speaker 2: My baby doesn't right. No, she's rash, she's Jewish. So

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Speaker 2: you met her at a bumbit?

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Speaker 1: No, you met her at Whole Food keep going.

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Speaker 2: No, I met her at the comic Strip Lives at

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Speaker 2: the club. She was a hostess. I thought she was

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Speaker 4: She was just working on she was working kind of fan,

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Speaker 4: but very like, uh, not a social bug, you know,

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Speaker 4: very hardcore Russian, you know, and her parents are death,

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Speaker 4: so she don't really talk like her parents are death.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, can't hear her. Both of them can't hear at all.

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Speaker 2: Like they were immigrants from Russia. Language, she's language. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they were immigrants from Russia. So when they have a child,

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Speaker 2: they use her as the interpreter. So so she been

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Speaker 2: like basically her parents interpreter and manager since she was six.

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Speaker 2: So you're saying that she still lives at home, that's

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Speaker 2: what you're saying. I'm saying that her parents live with her.

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Speaker 2: Her parents live in herd. She's the one that's like,

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Speaker 2: I got y'all, y'all can't hear ship, I got you

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Speaker 2: like she know, Yeah, she's like she's she's a lot.

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Speaker 2: She moved faster.

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Speaker 3: She's not like she don't know how they move. They're

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Speaker 2: They were born like that. They didn't lose it. They will.

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Speaker 3: So they just met each other.

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Speaker 2: Well, because if you're deaf, like, wouldn't you want to

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Speaker 2: be with somebody else? No, I want to be.

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Speaker 3: I can't hear.

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Speaker 2: Tell me what I'm missing. Never get in on podcasts.

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Speaker 2: They can't get on the podcast the parents or just

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Speaker 2: any documentary. I wonder if that's even the thing for them.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we could get somebody to interpret this

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Speaker 1: terrible ass podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's great. Maybe they just need some subtitles.

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Speaker 1: But so so, you saw her signing at the host

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Speaker 1: stand and you were like, I see what them fingers

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Speaker 1: do with their mouth. No, first of all, if I

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Speaker 1: have to interpret all the time, my hands are done,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing no hand jobs. I'm not touching you.

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Speaker 1: You taking care of me.

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Speaker 2: I'm not making no food for you.

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Speaker 1: Just my hands just lotioned in a white glove. I

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Speaker 2: For the day and I've been talking. Don't ask me

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Speaker 2: no goddamn questions. I'm not pulling these gloves off.

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Speaker 1: I have a question. Does she have a good hand?

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Speaker 1: Like which one is the better? She left or right handed?

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Speaker 2: She is right handed? Okay, Yeah, she signs her ass off.

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Speaker 2: That's one thing that kind of was cool to see.

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Speaker 2: That was different. You were like, look at me.

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Speaker 1: She was like, shut up, I love your love story already.

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Speaker 1: Sot at work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, at hostess one night, had a couple of a

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Speaker 2: was like bootleg DVD and chill. She would come through

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Speaker 2: after the show. I would have like, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I am legend on the DVD that I got from.

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Speaker 1: It at the place that you have now or another

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Speaker 1: My dad's crew she had to walk up after she

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Speaker 1: was doing sign language all day. She had twelve flights.

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Speaker 2: You had no elevator.

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Speaker 1: Your dad's story walk she.

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Speaker 2: Just she just painted that picture. It is false. Got

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Speaker 2: a house, he got a house. Okay, so she walked,

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Speaker 2: but there was steps to walk up to his house.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, then I had my room and mine. You

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Speaker 2: I'm like twenty eight, twenty seven. Yeah, so you're grown. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Grown?

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Speaker 2: Yeah my dad how was she? She was twenty nine,

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Speaker 2: three years four years older than me. Okay, so yeah,

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Speaker 2: so then there.

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Speaker 3: Was that and you conceived in your father's hall.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I can't. Baby girl was conceived. Wait, and my

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Speaker 2: daddys awsome like high school ship. Wait, obviously Dobb wasn't down.

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Speaker 2: It was It's not in the family.

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Speaker 1: It just so happened.

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Speaker 2: I was made. I just made it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You started. I started.

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Speaker 1: I started this baby, So I want to know what

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Speaker 1: was the threat count of your sheets?

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Speaker 2: I don't even think thread count was the thing. Then

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Speaker 2: I just had sheets, so you had with no case

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Speaker 2: It was one of those beds. It was a day bet.

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Speaker 2: It was a pullout. It was a chase.

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Speaker 1: Is that it's like it's a day bet.

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Speaker 2: So it's a pullout. Yeah, yeah, but it's a pull

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Speaker 2: out bed where there's nothing to pull out because there's

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Speaker 2: no thing, there's no couch to pull it out.

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Speaker 1: So it was were pulling out more than you right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you were like the couch don't pull out, so neither would.

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Speaker 2: No. I did pull out, I just probably not fast.

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Speaker 2: I remember too.

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Speaker 1: Man, do you remember which time it was? I think so.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It kind of plays in my head where it's

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Speaker 2: like how many wind the condom chill?

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Speaker 3: Because she had a condom and you said your chill?

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Speaker 2: You know this is you know, we don't need to

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Speaker 2: use that. I got it, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: How many nutcrackers did you have that night?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Man? Probably? Then I was drinking gray goose.

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Speaker 1: I was a great So if you want to be

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Speaker 1: a dope baddy, dope baby, daddy, you have to first

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Speaker 1: start with grey goose and things and pop shelves.

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Speaker 2: Utmost confidence that I will get out in time after

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Speaker 2: seven shots, since seven gray gooses on the rocks, y,

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Speaker 2: she did that. I had the condom, but she had

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Speaker 3: Hands and you said your chill.

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Speaker 1: I see it in my mind so clear, because I

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Speaker 1: feel like we've all been there, tattooed that around your

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Speaker 3: To you you had to hit him in the throat

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Speaker 3: and know exactly what.

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Speaker 2: You ever saw the video Don't Go Chasing Wall TLC

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Speaker 2: where she had the condom and the dude took it

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Speaker 2: out the hand, that one and then he got and

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Speaker 2: then then he got as he died. So it was

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Speaker 2: kind of like that where she had the condom and

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Speaker 2: nobody got just got a baby. Way more better, way

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Speaker 2: more better than a.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it's the same because there's no cures.

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Speaker 2: I feel like age is less expensive. I feel like

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Speaker 2: true true, But look, I won't die. You can live

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Speaker 2: with it. I mean, you can live with HIV age

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Speaker 2: just like you. People don't really get that anymore. They

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Speaker 2: got pills.

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Speaker 1: Okay, listen, that's bring it down with this aids talk

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Speaker 1: to figure it out, questions, you found out what you say,

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Speaker 1: you were like, we're gonna go.

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Speaker 2: Makes me the dope baby dyke she got. I remember

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Speaker 2: you know, just start crying. Just start crying. Like before

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00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,840
Speaker 2: she even say anything, I was like, what have whatever?

442
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,440
Speaker 2: So you know, I had my opinion and come I'm

443
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,760
Speaker 2: pregnant and I was like, oh word, she had already

444
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 2: taken a test. Yep, she's gonna test and all that.

445
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,040
Speaker 2: So just telling me and I remember like damn, like

446
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,200
Speaker 2: sitting there on the bed it is. I remember like

447
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 2: it was yesterday and and this is where I feel

448
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,040
Speaker 2: like the dope baby daddy come in where she gets

449
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 2: she put her cards on the table like, look, if

450
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 2: you don't want to have this baby, I'm killing it.

451
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 2: You want to have it? Yeah, she was like, because

452
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,520
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do myself. I'm not doing this

453
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,880
Speaker 2: by myself. And uh so she just put the ball

454
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,119
Speaker 2: on my court like past it that bounce.

455
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 1: It was like, either you have five hundred dollars for

456
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,359
Speaker 1: this or you got to spend the rest of your

457
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 1: life with this whichever.

458
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 2: Well yeah, or you know, we do it together, you know,

459
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,399
Speaker 2: like relationship.

460
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 3: You know exactly how much an abortion cars five hundred dollars?

461
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,959
Speaker 2: It used to be three hundred. What does it go up?

462
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 2: Because I had I had two, I had too, and

463
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,639
Speaker 2: you had You didn't have an abortion food. I mean

464
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 2: I didn't have a I went with you know, you

465
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:52,159
Speaker 2: went yeah twice with two different girls. Terrible. I know,

466
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 2: I know, I really don't learn as I'm hard headed.

467
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,400
Speaker 1: So the third time you're like, well I can't kill Yeah,

468
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:01,119
Speaker 1: you go, that's what.

469
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 2: I believe in choice three three choices, you out three

470
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 2: three stretch. You out got that three three strikes. You

471
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 2: were pro life.

472
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,640
Speaker 3: God, that is insane.

473
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,199
Speaker 1: Same clinic, but you have a little punch card when

474
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 1: you come in your tenth It was the same clinic.

475
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, right there in Greensburg, white playing. They got the

476
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 2: waiting room and they always playing like Adam Sandler movies.

477
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 2: And this not after the time you get an ice cream.

478
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:25,920
Speaker 1: For three.

479
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,159
Speaker 2: Looking at you all where like that, you know, like

480
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 2: what happened to the last one? You know, everything's fine,

481
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 2: you know, just figuring it out.

482
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: So wait, you were living with your dad, did you

483
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 1: have some coin saved up.

484
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:43,360
Speaker 2: No, it's just like you know, before my album and everything,

485
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,639
Speaker 2: just doing jokes and I was probably doing colleges and

486
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 2: stuff and shitty colleges.

487
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 1: Did you tell your dad?

488
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 2: No, I ain't tell him until he obviously just saw

489
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 2: her big ass keep walking into house.

490
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 1: Like you girl getting.

491
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 2: He was like the white girl so sure in this neighborhood,

492
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 2: get real fat, but just like right above the vagina,

493
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 2: like she got a fat ass.

494
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: But it's in the front, man, you can see that

495
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 1: ass on the front because that's where it is. You

496
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 1: are scared to tell him.

497
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, I'm living in his crib.

498
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: I ain't got nowhere to go.

499
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 2: This nigga kicked me out.

500
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 3: You should have thought about all that when you said

501
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 3: nai yo to.

502
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: Technically y'all could have went to her crib because what's

503
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 1: her parents gonna say.

504
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 3: They can't hear y'all.

505
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,719
Speaker 2: They lived and she's that ba ain't nobody going over

506
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 2: there there.

507
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 1: So you want to have You're like, I'm not gonna live.

508
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 3: You ain't got no money.

509
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 2: But you're like, I can't do that.

510
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: You got a lot of fucking nerve. Nor the girls

511
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: on the bridge come up this ain't got no money,

512
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: no home.

513
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 2: But he like, I'm not going by that bridge.

514
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't cross that bridge.

515
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 3: So you sitting there looking in her eyes, she's crying.

516
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 2: She's like, if you want this, yeah, I think she

517
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 2: stopped crying by this. She was just like, look, you

518
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 2: want to do this together, not I'll get rid of it.

519
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 2: And then I was like, no, let's do this.

520
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 1: If I was in a situation, I feel like if

521
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 1: I was in that situation, and I never have been

522
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: because I don't do that.

523
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 3: Now you're chill.

524
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 1: Like if I was in that situation, I feel like,

525
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 1: if the dude ily won't even tell him it's hard

526
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: to get the money.

527
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 2: I've been in that situation, Just give me money.

528
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 1: A gift. I've a situation twice, and the first time

529
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 1: I told him, he's.

530
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 2: Like, okay, well we're gonna have it.

531
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh damn, I said, nigga, you

532
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: got a big devote taptured on your neck. We definitely not.

533
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 2: Even you need to go stop going to those ninety parties.

534
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 2: I was like, listen, that's why he's still.

535
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: Wore corn rolls. I was like, I'm not burrow.

536
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 2: Did he resent the Bronx we.

537
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: And I was in college and.

538
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 2: He was.

539
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: And do you know he had the nerve.

540
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 2: It was like, well, because you want to do this,

541
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: that doesn't mean I need to pay.

542
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: So he didn't pay. And my mother had Blue Cross

543
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: insurance and I was on it. So I had a

544
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: hood Red friend. You know, you could just do it

545
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: on your mom's insurance.

546
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 2: And I was like, word, yeah, my second girl had

547
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 2: that too and went. I was like, what, I only

548
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 2: have to pay copro Co pay that figured out.

549
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 1: Insurance paid for abortion.

550
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 2: Throw the two thousand nineties. They paid. They insurance helped

551
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 2: it downtil like the old white man got rid of

552
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 2: that some congress and niggas.

553
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

554
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I went.

555
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: And then at the same time, I had another boyfriend

556
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,959
Speaker 1: on the side, and I was like, I told him

557
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: in this situation, and he was like, well, here's the money.

558
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: And so I took that money and bought an iPad,

559
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,679
Speaker 1: I mean an iPod. Bought an iPod with that monyway, So.

560
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 2: You ain't get the abortion. You just lost it already.

561
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: You jumped down stay as with the iPod, chum up,

562
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 1: landing on a box of hangers.

563
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 2: Yet can't try out the baby. Oh yeah, baby, you get.

564
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: Some hot malta and uh yeah, yeah, I know.

565
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 2: I had it on my mom's.

566
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: Insurance and didn't they found her a statement? Like she

567
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: found out four or five months later. She's like, what

568
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: is this from five hundred for anesthesiologists?

569
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 2: And I was like, I had to get an eye

570
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 2: exam asleep from my eyes?

571
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 3: Yeah it was bad, yo, But did your mom know

572
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 3: that that's what it was?

573
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? She did. She found well she I feel like

574
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 2: she knew what the five hundred dollars was for.

575
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, I called them up.

576
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 3: I was like, why'd you put anesthesiologist?

577
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 2: Yo?

578
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: Why couldn't you just be like an annual checkup or something.

579
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 2: A a D or something abortion? Well, they don't even

580
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 2: fannastics co word.

581
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: My brother got real drunk in college and they his

582
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: dumb ass friends took him to the hospital and he

583
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: had to get his stomach pumped, and he asked for

584
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: his insurance card and he was like, here it is

585
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: and it was my mom's insurance.

586
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 2: That he was under.

587
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 3: And when they got the bill, it was like.

588
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: When he almost died.

589
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: I don't remember what it said, but I don't remember. Yeah,

590
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 2: it was like crazy, What was the technical term for

591
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 2: kids want to much. You're just gonna get bills with something.

592
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 2: Well enough story, I love it.

593
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: I love go back to you being a baby daddy.

594
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 2: All right.

595
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: So you were like, let's do this.

596
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, let's do it, just like I did

597
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 2: with the Oh No, I said no, let's chill. No.

598
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 2: I said this is yeah, let's do this.

599
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 3: That was the time you should I said, yeah, let's

600
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 3: do this.

601
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 2: I got you. Don't worry about I got. She said, yeah, yeah,

602
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 2: work at the strip and yeah, still working at the

603
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 2: Common Strip. But she was just working there just to

604
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 2: like get shoe moneies, to get shoe mone But she

605
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 2: like she was and ship.

606
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 1: Okay, but now she needs to get baby money.

607
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 2: So she had what was her job then then she

608
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 2: was working at she had some corporate job downtown, so

609
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 2: she had two jobs.

610
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: A nigga, they're in your dad's apartment. You were like, nah,

611
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 1: I can't go live with you in your parents But look,

612
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: I'm the I'm the unique black nigga. That's just like, yo,

613
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this.

614
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 2: And I got you. So then I went, you know,

615
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 2: I went harder on comedy and and then she she

616
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,239
Speaker 2: stopped working when she was pregnant and we got an

617
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: apartment together. Well, she was an apartment in West she's

618
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 2: been saving up yo, She's like, forget about it.

619
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: Man, So she she got money. You showed them your

620
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: box full of Jordan's and you're like, where do I

621
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: put my things?

622
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: I showed her with like three boxes because I wasn't

623
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 2: like fully gonna ma because it was small. It was

624
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 2: a small spot, so like clothes and.

625
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: Stuff boxes in a bad of clothes.

626
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, three box clothes, And I'm like, let's do it.

627
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 2: So she's pregnant, I'm taking care of her. While she's pregnant,

628
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 2: she's taking care of herself also. And now you gotta

629
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 2: remember we just been doing bootlegging and chilling and that's it.

630
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,959
Speaker 2: We haven't been together for like twenty four forty eight hours,

631
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: like like in a relationship. Oh yeah.

632
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 3: I realized that after she was seven most pregnant, Like.

633
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 2: Aren't you Yeah? Oh really that's how you cook that chicken?

634
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 2: She like, but she's like really know, that's what you're

635
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 2: going to buy big ass TV. You're like, yeah, I

636
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 2: am on credit, good best buy credit anyway, So we're

637
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 2: like starting the nicker and bigger like that but it

638
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 2: was all about the baby, that's all it was. So

639
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 2: she's pregnant and it has has the baby. I'm living there.

640
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: Were you there when the baby was born?

641
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

642
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: He was there.

643
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 2: I was in the room there, Yes, I was. I

644
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 2: was behind I was behind her because I'm remember the

645
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 2: doctors like, all right, flip over. Then she had her

646
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 2: ass out and the doctor's like, that ain't working. I

647
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 2: go back on your back. Layla was stuck in it.

648
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 2: So they got the suction cup and then the section

649
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 2: cup broke. She's like, all right, I'm just gonna go

650
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 2: get it, and so she pulled her hand in there

651
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 2: and pulled out the baby and pulled out Layla.

652
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 3: And at first I think, wait, she pulled out the baby.

653
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, she pulled out the baby because she had the drugs.

654
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 2: I remember, Yeah, she pulled out her own baby. How's that? Doctor?

655
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 2: I was like, but that's the thing. And ladies, if

656
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 2: you listen, be careful with getting drugs because you're just

657
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 2: so induced where like you can't even push, you just

658
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 2: like you're high, and then puss the baby gets high.

659
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 2: But she had to be cause I remember she was

660
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 2: in pain, like she was squeezing my fucking hand like

661
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: that shit hurt that she got. She got the epideiro,

662
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 2: I know, and she got the epidil and she was

663
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 2: just like she just like like a hero and I

664
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,719
Speaker 2: just fell out like and that's how the baby was too.

665
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 2: So when when she grabbed the baby out, I think

666
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 2: it was like the first six seven seconds she wasn't

667
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 2: the baby wasn't breathing. What Layla wasn't breathing? I remember

668
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 2: they put her on the table and the nurses like,

669
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 2: all right, come on, let's smack it on the butt,

670
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: like all right, come on, wake up, wake up. And

671
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 2: then her mom's back there crying and I'm staring there

672
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 2: looking at my daughter while the nurses like like patting

673
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: her on the butt like waking her up, and I'm like,

674
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 2: come on, man, I ain't going I ain't doing this

675
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: and you're just gonna die? Is that where you go?

676
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 2: You wanna do?

677
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: Me?

678
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 2: Come on? God? Really? Like I wasn't like crying. I

679
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 2: was just like, really, is that is that what this

680
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 2: is like? And then it was like I was like, whoa,

681
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 2: all right, cool cool, And then her mother like stopped crying,

682
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 2: and but she did. I mean, the death mom, the

683
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 2: death mom was crying because she saw like the baby

684
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 2: was break but her she was just induced, like you

685
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 2: saying the death, the death mom.

686
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 5: Deaf people crying, they just cry. Yeah, cold stopping sucking,

687
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 5: stop it right now, cold.

688
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: I need the jacket. How cold y'all? If our death

689
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 2: listeners are good, y'all won't stop.

690
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: Okay, So the baby comes out. I'm still living together.

691
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 2: Okay. The ship hit the fan.

692
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: When you stopped, you.

693
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 3: Were like, she was like, it's your turnch these day person,

694
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 3: you were like, na ship.

695
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 2: It was after a year. It was after a year,

696
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: so I stayed for a year where six months she

697
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 2: went back to work. So she worked during the day.

698
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 2: She got a new job as the head of the

699
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 2: parks department, and that parks like parking facility in Connecticut.

700
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 2: O good, fancy white people cars. No, I'm sorry, Heartsdale.

701
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 3: So yeah, so you know, making sure that west Chester

702
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 3: west Chester.

703
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, the parking meter she's ahead of all that, to

704
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 2: make sure that make fix those meters. Get these niggas

705
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 2: called us all day. Right, that's her job. So then me,

706
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 2: I'm just a comedian. I'm just a comedian at night,

707
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: so I'm the mar So yeah, basically I'm doing spots

708
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: to do open minds. I'm at the strip, I'm doing

709
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 2: colleges on the weekends whatever. So I'm the mother during

710
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 2: the day and then she's kind of like the dad

711
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: at night where I go out.

712
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: So the bad shift, because that's when the baby's up

713
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: and crying, and she gotta be up all day at work.

714
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 2: And she's up all work, and then I'm there during

715
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 2: the whole day taking care of the baby. I was

716
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 2: crying poop and ship and everything, and there's more of

717
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,239
Speaker 2: a like a connection there, and then she's missing all

718
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 2: of that. And then she comes at night where the

719
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 2: baby's sleeping her off and she's tired. She's been working

720
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: and I've been telling jokes and then joke, I got it,

721
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 2: and then she's up. You know, she thinks I'm out

722
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 2: there telling jokes, getting my dick sucked, have a good

723
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: time life.

724
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 3: Are you getting your dick sucked at the strip?

725
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 2: No? No, I was not. I was. I was being good.

726
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 2: I was faithful. Off the record, off the record, I

727
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 2: was fine. I know I'm on record. I got a

728
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 2: mic on my hand. It's always on record, Jedi off record,

729
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: we'll cut them, even though I guess I pressed the button.

730
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 2: I pressed the button. Baby, don't worry About's all all right?

731
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 3: So you was being quote unquote faithful, but she knew

732
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 3: better I was.

733
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 2: I was fatful. It was just that we had no

734
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: time to hang out. It was just all about the baby.

735
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 2: And is jealous that I'm going out? Said, it's a grind,

736
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 2: and also it's a ground. Was she doing it? You

737
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 2: know she's jealous or like she's not with the child,

738
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 2: with our child.

739
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: And then all the money and she's buying enough.

740
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,919
Speaker 2: I had some money.

741
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: I nor you had twelve dollars.

742
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 2: I had twenty two dollars and that was enough to

743
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 2: buy some groceries. I would buy some groceries and fixeduff.

744
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 2: Though man shipped around the crib and was there, and

745
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 2: she didn't do a maternity leave.

746
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: She went right, Yeah, she.

747
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 2: Went maternally so like the first yeah, the first four

748
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 2: things like six months like yeah, we're both together, we're

749
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: both doing it, and it was like some real family ship.

750
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 3: But when she went back to work, that's when it

751
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 3: got rough.

752
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 2: I think it was both because I got into a

753
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 2: culture shock, like holy shit, I am in some family shit,

754
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: like yeah, like that's twenty four hours. This is my

755
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 2: woman slash quote unquote wife, here's my child. We got

756
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 2: to stroll the way out here together talking about nothing.

757
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: And I'm just like biggas do all day is this

758
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 2: is what families do all day. I'm like, I don't know,

759
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 2: I'm so I'm looking for the exit. That matching outfit

760
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 2: you was looking for the exit.

761
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: You guys have matching outfits, Like did you get the

762
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: baby an outfit to match?

763
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 2: Like, oh no, no, not like that.

764
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that.

765
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the thing though, Like people go

766
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: into this like uh put out method no condom wearing

767
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: situation thinking I'm not the baby, and the baby's gonna

768
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: be just a part of my life.

769
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 2: The baby is your whole life, the whole goddamn lie

770
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 2: fucking also the other person, not the girl though, all

771
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 2: your husband. They don't have to be your life the

772
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 2: whole time. It could just be the child. It does

773
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 2: get complicated, like they do.

774
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: There are in your life though.

775
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, they're an extension of my life.

776
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 2: Extension do the child, but it doesn't have to like

777
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 2: enable me to keep going. I don't have to enable her,

778
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 2: Like there are those times where I thought of, like

779
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 2: if she had the man, how would I feel about

780
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 2: that man being around my daughter. I would have to

781
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 2: be comfortable with that because I can't control the life.

782
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 2: I'm not there. That's not right. So there's that oncount.

783
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: The same for her where I never told I have

784
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: multiple girlfriends. I even have one girl close meeting my daughter,

785
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 2: but I never told the mom because that's that's it. You.

786
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: I don't want to trigger. I don't want to. I

787
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 2: don't want to pull that trigger yet, Like, you got

788
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 2: to be worth it for me to say, this is

789
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 2: the mother, this is Leila's mother, right, And so.

790
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 3: None of the girls that you've been with and met

791
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 3: the mother of your child.

792
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 2: No, but wow, because that's serious. Because that then then

793
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 2: it get flipped to like, oh, you know what, I

794
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: don't like her. No, I don't want her around my daughter.

795
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 2: You ain't see my daughter. It can go you don't

796
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 2: want to go down.

797
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to find out that you have your

798
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: daughter around, So she probably knew.

799
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 2: But she trusts me, which is good. So which is

800
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 2: like we do have that respect for she.

801
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 3: She trusts you. She trusted you to pull out on time.

802
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: It was late, nine months late, so you finally you guys,

803
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: are like, all right, well we're not doing this no more.

804
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 2: We're going our separate ways.

805
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 3: So now you see your house.

806
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 2: It was a Beth. It was a stupid fighter. I

807
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,240
Speaker 2: remember where she was weird, like she said she doesn't

808
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 2: like roses, and I got her roses because I was

809
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 2: being petty, and.

810
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 1: Uh, did you get her brodega roses? No, there were

811
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: roses from the flooring, from what floors?

812
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 2: Uh?

813
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 1: You know what they have in the refrigerator, the flowers

814
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: you got the cemetery roses out there like that.

815
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 2: You know you don't treat me right.

816
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.

817
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: I don't feel like a girlfriend. And I'm just like, yo,

818
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 2: fuck this, alren't no husband, all that ship. I'm out.

819
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 2: I took my TV down, sneakers and last sniggers, I

820
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 2: put all of my mono and I drove right back

821
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 2: to my dad's and your dad's.

822
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: You know, I have to take this. I'm going back

823
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: to my I'm going I'm going to go back to

824
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 1: my daddies and your dad.

825
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 2: Did you dad say something that you have.

826
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: To door up and shaking his head like look at

827
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: this nigga. Yeah, I'm sure he was shaking his hand.

828
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,439
Speaker 2: He probably said and tell me, but he just looked.

829
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: He was probably standing in his kitchen but ass naked

830
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: when you walked in.

831
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 2: Like I gotta put on draws. Now, wait, did you

832
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 2: bring Layla with you? No?

833
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: No, because that's the thing about men. You can just

834
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: take your twelve pairs of Jordan's and then leave. I'm

835
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: not gonna take the baby because then what that's kidnappened?

836
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: And now we got a whole situation like, yeah, you

837
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: know what, child should always be with her mother. They

838
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: should always be with their mommy. Can you say that again?

839
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 2: The child should always be with their mother.

840
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 1: Can the court understand that the court, the court system should.

841
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 2: Know that ship. I hope they do, Like in New

842
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,479
Speaker 2: York that the judges do. Definitely side with the women.

843
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 2: They should, but the side with the horrible.

844
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 3: You gotta be some type of messed up. You gotta

845
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 3: be like mother who loses their.

846
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 2: Crackhead and man head, no job, no legs, no arms, all.

847
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: That way saying if I have no legs, I can't

848
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: take care of my child.

849
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 2: Can't you can't? Can they into the street? It depends

850
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 2: that custod thing is you're just.

851
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: A bag of potatoes with arms damn legs for my

852
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: listeners who don't have legs to agree with anything that

853
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: Marie just said. If you see me in these streets,

854
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: catch me outside with them legless bodies.

855
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 2: Up, roll up, they're gonna be all right.

856
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 3: They know Now your daughter is for four years old?

857
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: Tell me yeah, now she yep, she's four years old?

858
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 2: Damn?

859
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 3: So like what goes into being a dope baby?

860
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 2: Daddy her?

861
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 3: You're with her a lot of fashionable clothes. Are you

862
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 3: doing her hair?

863
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: Like?

864
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: Let's tell me about this.

865
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 2: I'm doing her hair because she's half white, half black,

866
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 2: and her mother doesn't know how to do it. She'll

867
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 2: just wash it and not dry well, wash it and

868
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 2: dry and not put any condition of losh white white.

869
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: Do you hear that?

870
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 2: She just puts it sleep, So she wakes up looking

871
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: like Rosta. She wakes up at looking like god d

872
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 2: because she has natural curly hair and it's thick. So

873
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: when she so she'll have her for like Monday the Friday,

874
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 2: and then I'll have her Saturday Monday. And so when

875
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 2: she comes to me Saturday, you have to all her

876
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,439
Speaker 2: like yeah, dreadlocks, and she like I do it soft

877
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 2: like pigtails are like four little braids or not Russian

878
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 2: coming from Russia. Immigrant parents. They're death. They don't know

879
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: about taking care of We don't know about silk stars,

880
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 2: they don't know about no. They have like stringy, stringy

881
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 2: white blonde hair. So they just fall asleep waking you know.

882
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: That's bonnets people.

883
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 2: Running away running the rain and then go to sleep,

884
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 2: wake up. Their hair is fine, you know.

885
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is for about my interracial interracial couples. Yeah,

886
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: right now, if the mother is white, the hair won't

887
00:40:53,920 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: look right, you know, you know, like that's a real

888
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: thing because I see a lot of interracial couples and

889
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: they have kids, and right away when I see the

890
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: girl and I'm like, they're not doing her hair.

891
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 3: I just said, the man is black. He ain't got

892
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 3: a black mom.

893
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: To let him know how to do the hair, not

894
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 2: even in the in the child's life would sucks. So

895
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 2: the child suffers, and then they gotta figure it out.

896
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 3: It's an important thing.

897
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: Hair is a big deal.

898
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: There is a huge deal. But this is the thing

899
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: with white women is they see us with our natural

900
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: hair and they're like, oh, it's beautiful. You should just

901
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 1: wear it out like this all the time.

902
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 2: Low. Their hair is like this, all I said. She

903
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 2: looked like, goddamn Gokul, what are you talking about? She

904
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 2: was like a dragon balls. No, I'll do it. Something

905
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 2: that you do.

906
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: You don't do that every day. You break it up

907
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: or you throw it in like four little braids with

908
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: the little the little bobo's and the little whatever.

909
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 3: And then special occasions let her wear it out, not

910
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 3: like all day.

911
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: Every day rolling around and the place.

912
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 2: So they don't. I don't. I think her grandmother is

913
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 2: starting to learn how to break because she realizes that.

914
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 2: And yeah, that is a little struggle. So like I

915
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 2: do her hair every time she comes to me. So

916
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 2: it's just like calming out, washing it, conditioning it. I say, ponytail.

917
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: Then I'll do like we gotta be. Are you gonna

918
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,240
Speaker 2: open up a slunt with myself?

919
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: I was like, you, look, I can all I can

920
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: do babies hairs for one to three, one the four.

921
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 2: After that you gotta go to the salon. I can

922
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,959
Speaker 2: do all right, we should open up a little little

923
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 2: little baby. I know black kids and black people, black

924
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 2: women bringing their babies black? How much is this.

925
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: Twenty four hours?

926
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 2: Ship? I do it myself? Why do you come to

927
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 2: my story. They just want you to do it for free.

928
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: Basically, they just want to see what you're doing, what

929
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: I'm doing doing it here with these mixed babies. And

930
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: also they just got this little.

931
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 2: Black boy up here, just all of them these children's

932
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 2: hair to have a husband's a little article about.

933
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 3: Just block post.

934
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 2: No.

935
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: But also like when when like all these white women

936
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: who adopt black baby bees, they don't know what to do.

937
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: What I heard they just let like I think it

938
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 1: was Angeline and Joe Lee. People are like, you're not

939
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: gonna do You're not gonna do the baby hair. Holly

940
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: Berry didn't do her daughter's hair either, But Hilly Barry

941
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 1: is also half white, so she also don't know.

942
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 2: No damn do know better and the child's life, so

943
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 2: they don't know. So baby should have probably have to

944
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 2: deal with that nanny.

945
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 3: You got to get a black nanny.

946
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,439
Speaker 1: I forget your baby hair up. Also, come for y'all

947
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: because I know that your food and I know the

948
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: season and so you know what I mean, who's.

949
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 2: Time to season? Shout and interracial babies? Because I know

950
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 2: you grew up like your hair not getting done out

951
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 2: with the right food. And then by the time you're teenager,

952
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 2: you don't know if you're white, you know, if you're black,

953
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 2: you don't know what the hell's going on. You were

954
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 2: white people, they teld about black people, you feel some

955
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 2: type of way. Then you with black people, they told

956
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 2: my white people, you feel some type of way. You

957
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 2: just don't the way the hell you've belonged. You just

958
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 2: you exhausted, you're just all over the place. So Layla's

959
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 2: I'm reminding her she's black and yeah.

960
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: So when she comes in, you'll be like, hey, what up, nigga.

961
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 2: She'll say, because my last girlfriend, she had a daughter two,

962
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 2: and she was the color as us. She was O,

963
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 2: she was black, and Layla's her color. And then she

964
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: would say like, hey, how Kayleie. Kayleie's black, right, and

965
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 2: I'm white. So and I'm like, no, no, you're not white.

966
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 2: You black and white. Your daddy's black. See me, I'm dark, right, yeah?

967
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 2: You and your mom's white. Yeah, so you're both you're

968
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 2: black and white. Oh oh, And it's like she'll be

969
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 2: quiet and then she'll try to process it, which is

970
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 2: so cute to see her trying to process race.

971
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 6: Like, all right, so you're saying, I want to catch

972
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 6: a cup, you have half the privilege, and so you're

973
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 6: saying all eyes don't.

974
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 2: Matter, half of lives don't matter, half to do so. Yeah,

975
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 2: so there's those conversations of telling her like, yeah, you

976
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: are half black, and you know your hair is curly

977
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. It's just it's just small. It's

978
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 2: nothing like it's crazy. But but she you know, again,

979
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 2: she was in west Chester. She's with her parents, her

980
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: mom and all the other private school kids, which is like,

981
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 2: there's no dark skinned kids. The only dark skin kid

982
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 2: in there is me dropping her off. That's and they're like,

983
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 2: are you in the right class? Yes, the guy from

984
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 2: up here.

985
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: Done, she said, nigga from that nigga from Fresh Direct's

986
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: dropping brocer.

987
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 2: Yes, he's drop from Fresh wrapping off that produce.

988
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm sorry you're supposed to use the service.

989
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 3: Dropping about doing the excuse me the back?

990
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: Please?

991
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 3: Did you get the regular elevator?

992
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 2: You use the.

993
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 3: Did anybody order pizza? The guy from Domino.

994
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 2: Here, That's that's how I feel. That's how he's supposed

995
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 2: to be delivering the mail from the back. Yes, because

996
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 2: there ain't number white and Asian kids, you know, in

997
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 2: private the little pre k private school, so so yes.

998
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 2: And then plus, you know my daughter, she don't probably

999
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 2: like you see my forehead and nose on her, but

1000
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 2: you know her skin, she's not even like cornbreak complex.

1001
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 2: She's a little bit you know.

1002
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Before you came, I was like, Marie, they

1003
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: don't really look like at all. Like when you're holding her, I'm.

1004
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 3: Like, so is that a cousin?

1005
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: Are you and nanny?

1006
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 2: I get little people saying I do look alike. Then

1007
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 2: like you're one of the people that say no, I

1008
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 2: don't really see nothing in you. Like probably like two

1009
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 2: other women said that's your child. I think I need

1010
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 2: to see them together in real life.

1011
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,439
Speaker 1: I see like, I see your your head, your head

1012
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 1: is there.

1013
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 3: She's saying, your baby got a big head. He does

1014
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 3: have a big head.

1015
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: Have a picture.

1016
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I see her eyebrows. You know your eyebrows.

1017
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,919
Speaker 2: Now, I feel like she's got your forehead. I see.

1018
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 2: I feel like I got the same forehead. You go,

1019
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 2: and you know that lighting with that sun hit boy,

1020
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 2: she gets real.

1021
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 3: But yeah, she's so so no flash for her.

1022
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 2: No flesh for her, because she's just all. And then

1023
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be there, brown and toasted. You think she's

1024
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 2: gonna be an actress or a comedian. She could be

1025
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 2: like a comedian. If she wants to be that, she

1026
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 2: should be everything. I just don't want to raise it

1027
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 2: like my parents. You know, no expectations, just like do

1028
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 2: what you want, no limitations, just like you got to

1029
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 2: be this. You gotta go a head, you gotta go

1030
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 2: that ship. You can drop out of Colls all care.

1031
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 2: Just make sure you're taking care of yourself.

1032
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 3: Start starts kindergarten.

1033
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: Ship you can. If she go to I would I

1034
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 2: would rather go to Bones and Noble for four years,

1035
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 2: read every goudy damn book for four years, and then

1036
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 2: go pay for constituition off some bullshit you still don't.

1037
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 2: If she wants that experience, then go ahead and do

1038
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 2: it again.

1039
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: It's what you say, go ahead and do it. Are

1040
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: you saving money for her to go? I'm not.

1041
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 2: But God has a way. God has a way.

1042
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: Start. No savings, bonds, no nothing.

1043
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 2: Sad No.

1044
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: I got sneakers right live in one of your know

1045
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,280
Speaker 1: is your school is your shoes teachers?

1046
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: Now what's going on? No? They hold value? I got

1047
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 2: I got a couple of dimes in the I got

1048
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 2: a couple of gems in the closet so I could

1049
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 2: be gyms. Well, like I got some don't Becker five

1050
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 2: Those are the sneakers that were made in Portland for

1051
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 2: Nike for these kids that have autism and cancer and

1052
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 2: they got able to design the Nike shoe and they

1053
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 2: actually came out really good.

1054
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,720
Speaker 1: So people in my mind when you said autism and cancer,

1055
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 1: I was like, those shoes must be hideous.

1056
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but they're not. I mean they got

1057
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 2: they have a hideous disease, but they got good. They

1058
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 2: got good fashion sens.

1059
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: I feel that the soul is very thick.

1060
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 3: And orthoped, like an old man Steph Curry.

1061
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 2: So they're really beautiful. So they're like on They're like

1062
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 2: you're going they're about like three grand, three grand yeah

1063
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 2: don't Becker fives. Yeah, they glowing the dog. They got

1064
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 2: like a little light and stuff. So they got a

1065
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 2: compass in it. No, I ain't gonna is there. I mean,

1066
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 2: that's like a couple pair I could just sell off

1067
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 2: and be like boom, there you go.

1068
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: That's to some else's how much how much do you

1069
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: think your shoe collection is worth? Like if you're going

1070
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: to sell.

1071
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 2: The whole thing, like what's the range? Probably seven or

1072
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 2: ten grandee. Yeah, I'm saying college.

1073
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: It could be a Phoenix yeah, online college, yeah, dot

1074
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: com school. Yeah.

1075
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 2: I don't have any easies I got. I ain't getting

1076
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 2: none of those. When they came out, they a lot.

1077
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 2: Now I didn't get any easy So listeners.

1078
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: If you're listening, could we please just we need to

1079
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: make sure that Leila goes to college. So if y'all

1080
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: just want to venmo Nori ANYTIMEE.

1081
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 2: Just listen to my album Home Game on Spotify. I

1082
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 2: get a nice little click about. You could just let it.

1083
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 2: You just play the album and then put on me.

1084
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 2: Just play your game.

1085
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 3: Is the name of the album, and it's on Spotify.

1086
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 3: Can they listen to it anywhere else?

1087
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? Title they listen to. Title they listen to Apple Music.

1088
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 2: It's air Where Anything you Got? Amazon, Anything you Got?

1089
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 2: It's on their Baby Home Game and Away Game. It's

1090
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,959
Speaker 2: the second album following up. It's just a cleaner version

1091
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: of Away Games. Okay, so perfect baby died, so yeah,

1092
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 2: doing her hair, spending time with her, having a good time,

1093
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 2: you read to her. No child support but paying money

1094
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 2: like it's not we have a court, no course is involved.

1095
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 2: Hell no, the doping, yeah, no, course is just an

1096
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 2: agreement of anything she needs. I got her because I swear,

1097
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 2: if gods, if you just make the motherly child comfortable,

1098
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 2: because like the reason they probably going after you because

1099
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 2: you just fucking dropped out like an asshole. You're just

1100
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 2: gonna leave it with this baby by herself, which is horrible.

1101
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 2: So it's like, if you tell a woman, just give

1102
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 2: us some security of like we're not together, but we

1103
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 2: are together and you're not raising this chop by yourself,

1104
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 2: then there won't be no reason for judges and all

1105
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:54,439
Speaker 2: that shit.

1106
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: Listen. I see some real, like terrible situations on Instagram

1107
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: were like the dad is like posting up with these

1108
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: girls and have like trips and stuff, and they'll be

1109
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: like the baby mom like oh really, but you couldn't

1110
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: give Quisha.

1111
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 2: Any dollars when I ask you just for her to

1112
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 2: get braceist and you want to go to Puerto Ricos

1113
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 2: all over your graham on a RAM and be on.

1114
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: Twitter and be on Facebook. And I'm like, listen, why

1115
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: do I feel like I'm involved with y'all messy ass

1116
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: family court bullshit?

1117
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 2: But we love ye and then we love watching the

1118
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 2: train wreck. So it's it's really just but it's really

1119
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 2: sad actually, And it's sad because then at that point

1120
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: it's just the parents fighting and they're using the child

1121
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 2: as a weapon. The child becomes a weapon, and you

1122
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 2: know that that sucks. Like one of my friends is

1123
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 2: going through that and his baby mom was like coming

1124
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 2: after his head.

1125
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: But what's your friend doing?

1126
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 2: Though? He just broke, He just he just broke. He

1127
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 2: won't be there, but he broke, and he got no money.

1128
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 3: See ladies listening to this.

1129
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: First of all, if you lay down with broke dogs,

1130
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: you get broke ass babies.

1131
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 2: That's what you gets. Raising her baby exactly.

1132
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: Don't lay down with broke dogs.

1133
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 3: Can we talk about your daughter's name real quick?

1134
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 2: Yes?

1135
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 3: Who chose the name?

1136
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:21,839
Speaker 2: I did? Remember, driving probably back from target or some ship.

1137
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 2: She's like thinking of a name, and so.

1138
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,280
Speaker 1: You shoot your name after target. Target gets the creative

1139
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 1: juice flown because you're running into one day and then

1140
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: you get him four howers.

1141
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 2: I love it. So I don't know what other names.

1142
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 2: I just wanted the name that was sophisticated, sexy but

1143
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 2: not too sexy. Sophisticated and sexy. That's what you're thinking about. Yeah,

1144
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 2: I'm thinking.

1145
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like something powerful, but I don't make sure,

1146
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: but also professional, you know, something right in the middle,

1147
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: So I don't want to make she gets a job,

1148
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: but she also gets the dick. Okay, cool, I got it.

1149
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: Damn not too.

1150
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 2: White, not too black. Everything she's rushing.

1151
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 3: What name was she thinking? Like, you know, something with

1152
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 3: the s K y A or something roco.

1153
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 2: I don't know what she's I don't know. I remember

1154
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 2: the day she was saying. I was just like, no, no, no, no,

1155
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:17,439
Speaker 2: she didn't.

1156
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: You didn't want any silent letters in her name, really

1157
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:21,760
Speaker 1: big silent letters.

1158
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 3: The baby's name is bed what.

1159
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 2: Bed? My baby name is Norse strum av But the

1160
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 2: silence just that was that year that naming babies after

1161
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 2: Burrows and ship Brooklyn clean.

1162
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: White white folks love naming their children broke They still

1163
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: doing Rox.

1164
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:44,439
Speaker 3: I feel like Victoria Beckham has a kid that's called

1165
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 3: Brooklyn and Bronx.

1166
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Victoria Beckham ye to Brooklyn in her life. I

1167
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: have one question, do you ever see the grandparents? Do

1168
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 1: you love me? Have you learned silanguage?

1169
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 2: I mean the father your sign language? Okay to people

1170
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 2: that don't do sign language, death school. So he'd try

1171
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 2: to teach me, like when I would go over there

1172
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 2: when we were together and stuff like that, they love me.

1173
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 2: They were just happy to see you.

1174
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: Know that.

1175
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 2: You know they love you, nigga, They know that they

1176
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,879
Speaker 2: love you. They love you. Can't spread are talking about

1177
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,439
Speaker 2: While in the room, they were like, they like that ship.

1178
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 3: They're doing this nigga eight sheet. I hate the blacks

1179
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 3: go back to white.

1180
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't know. They don't play out a whole

1181
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: spread and a whole bowl of watermelon and chicken and

1182
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 2: all this other stuff. They would just when you come

1183
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 2: to the house.

1184
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: Stypical.

1185
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 2: Yes, I know it sounds like that. I would tell

1186
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 2: her that.

1187
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: I would tell like, deaf people are racist. No, it's

1188
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: just they got a nerve.

1189
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 2: They just love war.

1190
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 7: De people don't care colors. I feel like we have

1191
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 7: a couple of questions. Do you have questions for No, Yes,

1192
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 7: I have one question. We have a couple of questions

1193
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:03,719
Speaker 7: for you.

1194
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: We want to test you to see if you really

1195
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 1: are the dope baby Daddy expert. Start your questions.

1196
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 2: Are we taping this? Should we take this?

1197
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,919
Speaker 1: I feel like we don't have time.

1198
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 2: Okay, well we don't have time to don't.

1199
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: Have, but pretend he's wearing our expert classes and visualized.

1200
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 2: Nori Davis have an extended episode.

1201
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: We got man, we got somewhere to be episodes. Okay,

1202
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: we haven't posted on Instagram yet because somebody be slackish.

1203
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say no names.

1204
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 2: But live on the air, guys, I'm just posted a video.

1205
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 3: Yes anyway, Uh Nori Sidney, go ahead, go ahead with

1206
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 3: your question.

1207
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: No, you go first, Mari.

1208
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 3: I need you to do your question so I can

1209
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 3: think of a question.

1210
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 1: You gotta go first. I can think of a question. Uh.

1211
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 2: Oh, you just asked me a question. So is Mari's turn?

1212
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 1: Well, feel about that? Actually about the grandmother?

1213
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question. Here's in dope maybe daddy news.

1214
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 3: Yes, Nori, for one hundred dollars worth of savings bonds.

1215
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: When you wash your daughter's hair, what type of shampoo

1216
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: and conditioner? Are you using?

1217
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 2: This one?

1218
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 3: Melanin Queen's locks?

1219
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 2: All right, so at first I was using a generic CVS,

1220
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 2: but then I got woke on some Carol's daughters. But no,

1221
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 2: what's the other one before Carol's daughter. It's like it's

1222
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:51,760
Speaker 2: a black one. God damn it. Uh shade moisture, shade moisture,

1223
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 2: thank you, shade moisture, and the conditioner also, I use

1224
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 2: that and then I'll use palmos uh coconut milk for

1225
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:04,360
Speaker 2: condition for hair lotion to get her curls going. And

1226
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:04,879
Speaker 2: it's good.

1227
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 1: That's beautiful.

1228
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1229
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 1: You know, if you go to Target on the right day,

1230
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: or you go to like Write eight or Oral Walgreens

1231
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: on the right day, they have buy one, get one

1232
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: free shade moistures.

1233
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 2: Really yeah, my hair great. Ye that stuff is expensive

1234
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 2: by itself.

1235
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: Yes it is.

1236
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 2: It's not the right day the marine the way that

1237
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 2: was good. Let me give you that was six points

1238
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 2: for that. I was watching.

1239
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: This is this question is from the show Big Little Lies.

1240
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: So like, if your daughter was at school and she

1241
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: had a bully, what would you do?

1242
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, somebody asked me that recently too, So I

1243
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 2: want to fuck that kid up. I mean, so, does

1244
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 2: my daughter tell me about it or like do I

1245
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 2: just see like marks and stuff on her? Then it's

1246
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 2: like if you just see marks, I just see marks, Okay,

1247
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:03,400
Speaker 2: And I guess in that show, I remember the senior

1248
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 2: talking about were those kids her age? Were they or

1249
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 2: they were a little older.

1250
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: Were they like they were, they were all they were

1251
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: all like in the same class.

1252
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they really don't talk like that. Yeah, I

1253
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 2: would have to bring it to the door. I would.

1254
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 2: I would have to go to the principal and be like, look,

1255
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 2: she coming home with marks and we drop her off

1256
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 2: with no marks. She comes back home with new marks.

1257
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 2: So something's happened to here.

1258
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: What are the principles? Like, well, maybe y'all are giving

1259
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: her the marks.

1260
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,479
Speaker 2: Okay, now see, then that's when you get the crown.

1261
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 2: Then that's when you got to hit the principal with

1262
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 2: the elbow and be like, give me that my tuition

1263
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 2: money this school. And then then I would see if

1264
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 2: the going to the class curse everybody out.

1265
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like they didn't get the police involved. They didn't

1266
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: get anybody involved. So like what like as a as

1267
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: a father who you don't want to pop off, you

1268
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: gotta pop off. I mean, you want to pop off,

1269
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: but you don't want to. You don't want to hit anybody.

1270
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 2: We're not hit but not but like in schools like that,

1271
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 2: A good person now is like popping up. Yeah, I

1272
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 2: feel like I to thirty, You're like, I'm not fighting.

1273
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if somebody hit some part. It's gonna

1274
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 2: take a long time for that. I'm not doing that

1275
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 2: so now. But if you could, if you got a

1276
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 2: good mouth game like you, give me an example, if

1277
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 2: you got good cursing out you curs, give.

1278
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 1: Me a little of Nori Davis coming up to the school,

1279
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: popping off at the like a teacher or principal.

1280
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 2: So what you do is you speak very artic. Here's me,

1281
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 2: here's me.

1282
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:27,959
Speaker 1: I'm the principal, mister Davis. Maybe she got the marks

1283
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: from your.

1284
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 2: Him, aren't you from young course, Yes, that is where

1285
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 2: I'm from. But that has nothing to do with my

1286
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 2: daughter having marks on her chest. So I just want

1287
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 2: to know what is going on in her class because

1288
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 2: I drop it here to you, and it's your responsibility.

1289
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 2: And I'm very concerned, and I'm not I'm not appreciating that.

1290
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 1: I think your daughter's a little clumsy. She ran into

1291
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: a locker today.

1292
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure why you're shoe buses in a

1293
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 2: train to get here. No, these are all false allegations.

1294
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 2: You're about to give fucked up principal. Stop talking the

1295
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 2: bulls ship with me, Stop playing games. So but remember

1296
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 2: I don't even have to do all that because she

1297
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 2: got a she got a mom. White and Russian don't

1298
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 2: play that ship. So it's like I'm just I'm just

1299
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 2: in the background, like I got you. You know, if

1300
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 2: she get crazy, but she's attacked, like, I'll take care

1301
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 2: of her. You know, White even black women took like

1302
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 2: forget any mother any more. Come to their cubs. They're

1303
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 2: about to tear the ship down. So I just I'll

1304
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 2: tell her like, hey, I'm with you. I back you

1305
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 2: on anything you want to do. I'll be right there.

1306
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 1: Even the grandparents will show up.

1307
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 2: Anybody else.

1308
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 3: Silent up, middle fingers.

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Speaker 1: Here's my last question for you. It's how do you

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Speaker 1: think you'll handle like your daughter bringing.

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Speaker 2: Home boys with age.

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Speaker 1: Sixteen?

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Speaker 2: Yees sixteen? All right, So the way I want to

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Speaker 2: do it, I want her to tell that the know

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01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 2: she has a father in her life and she don't

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Speaker 2: need no man to give it anything. But you can

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Speaker 2: get a man to get you anything you want to.

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Speaker 2: So use that nigga. Get that iPad, you know, I

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01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 2: get that dinner like y'all were talking like God and

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01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 2: im playing at the table when it's too dry, and leave,

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01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 2: you know, get dick when you want it, not when

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01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 2: he wants it. Yeah, Hey, I just want her to know,

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Speaker 2: like just just get just get that money or just

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Speaker 2: get items like you you have that woman privilege where

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Speaker 2: you know, just make sure you give you but give

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Speaker 2: a little bit, so nigga, don't choke you or kidnap

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01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 2: you will kill you something like that.

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Speaker 1: Give a little bit.

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Speaker 2: I'm scared about you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you minus three points.

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 1: Give a little bit to get out, Yeah, like a

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01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 1: cancer or something. Don't make a niggas feel like he's

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01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: going give up the as I will not say is

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01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: gonna be a kids or ag or make a nigga

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Speaker 1: feel like it he's being She's gonna diamond at the

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Speaker 1: Players Club.

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Speaker 2: Don't know, you don't know what you got to get

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Speaker 2: what you want? All right, I wait, I have one

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Speaker 2: more question. Okay, this is the last question.

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Speaker 3: The last question.

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01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: Okay, So being a dope baby daddy, the baby mother

1343
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: is like, listen, I'm in a jam. I need two

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01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 1: thousand dollars by like in two days, would you hustle

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01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 1: out there and get that money for her? Yeah, but

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01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 1: she didn't tell you with the two thousand dollars, I

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01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: was good.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad, what's your toy? Why? She just too good?

1349
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 2: Too great? Now she'll tell me what.

1350
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 1: Because if you went out there doing all these spots

1351
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 1: for gs and then she's like she's in like a

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01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 1: tropical island with another niggayah, basically good, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: This was great.

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01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 1: Fans, we hurt you so much.

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01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 2: Please plug your social media for us. Yeah, the Instagram

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01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 2: and Twitter at Norridy Davis n O R E D

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Speaker 2: A v I S. And my website for comedy show

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01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 2: dates norridavis dot com. And what's next for you?

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01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 1: Do you have anything next?

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01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 2: Right now? I will be on We're filming a v

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Speaker 2: H one show. Had the pleasure of Sidney Marie starring

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01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 2: in my stand up special that we're putting together right now. Yeah, fantastic,

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01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 2: it's gonna be great. Da were awesome and yeah that's

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01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 2: and then they're just working on the new hour hopefully

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01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,959
Speaker 2: to hit the road in this in the fall.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and one more time to tell us the name

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Speaker 3: of your comedy album Home Game.

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Speaker 2: It's on Spotify title Apple Music.

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Speaker 1: I just want to shout out that Nord Davis has

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Speaker 1: a washer and a dryer, so in his apartment he

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Speaker 1: got a doorman too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in his place. That doorman won't let anybody out,

1373
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 2: sure will. He was out there talking, Yeah, he's coming

1374
01:03:58,360 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 2: there with a gun. He'd be like, oh he has

1375
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 2: a three seven there. He'll call me like, yo, somebody

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01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 2: come with a gun, Brad, I ain't down for you,

1377
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Speaker 2: and I'll have a doorman.

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Speaker 3: So I commend you on that. You're doing real well.

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Speaker 1: Dope baby daddy, and you also have a dope doormand building.

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Speaker 1: We love it as all the ways. You could catch

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Speaker 1: us on the second Saturday of every month at the

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01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 1: warm Up in New York City, Yes, Or you can

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Speaker 1: catch us on May seventh at the Wild Project. We're

1384
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 1: doing a live version of this here podcast. We don't

1385
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:32,920
Speaker 1: interview people in your face, and then we're gonna put

1386
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 1: somebody from the audience and interview them as an expert

1387
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 1: of something probably terrible. Yeah, So if you come, you

1388
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,760
Speaker 1: have the chance to become an expert on stage.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: So that's at the Wild Project on Sunday, May seventh

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Speaker 1: at seven pm.

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01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 3: You catch me online at rez.

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01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: R E E E Z Y and you are and

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Speaker 1: mine's is just sid BW So that's j U S

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Speaker 1: T S Y.

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Speaker 2: D b W.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. We'll catch e'll next week.

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01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 1: Nor one more word to do, but any advice for

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01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 1: any people who are gonna be new Dad.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, just keep it alive.

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys, you