Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: an ass doctor Jesse Friday, and then it's weekend time. Baby.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? I am ready. So let's talk about
Speaker 1: this convention, Joe Biden, bouncing him thing, homeschooling, Let's talk
Speaker 1: about Wilm, Grandma vodka, old Democrats, the National Anthem, so
Speaker 1: many other things coming up this hour on the world
Speaker 1: famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let's start here. Jesse, you say
Speaker 1: the commies will bounce President poopy pants at the convention.
Speaker 1: Do you think the debate in June is going to
Speaker 1: be the reason? Why? Think about it? He says. They
Speaker 1: send him out there without his medical fortifications, he falls
Speaker 1: flat on his face, and Trump surges in the polls.
Speaker 1: Now they have to get rid of him. Thoughts question Mark. Okay, first,
Speaker 1: that's just my theory. I need to clarify that it's
Speaker 1: just a theory. I don't have inside knowledge that they're
Speaker 1: going to jump dump Joe Biden. I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: I have so many of my friends who vehemently disagree
Speaker 1: with me on this, and they're all sharp people. Buck
Speaker 1: Buck Sexton like we're buddies, like we have a bed
Speaker 1: about this. We have texted back and forth about this.
Speaker 1: He thinks I'm insane. He thinks there's no way they
Speaker 1: can dump him, that it's too late in him, And
Speaker 1: he might be totally right. He's no idiots. Buck knows
Speaker 1: what he's doing. So it's just a prediction of mine.
Speaker 1: The reason I made the prediction was, the system doesn't
Speaker 1: care about anyone. Remember, the system cares about the system.
Speaker 1: The system doesn't care about Joe Biden. If the poll
Speaker 1: numbers continue to look bad, the approval rating's bad, he
Speaker 1: can't talk. If it looks like Joe Biden is the
Speaker 1: most unpopular president in American history after four years, and
Speaker 1: right now, that's what it looks like. I just cannot
Speaker 1: see how they would ever run him. Now, let me
Speaker 1: clarify again. There are a couple of technical things I
Speaker 1: need to clear up here. He's not going to drop
Speaker 1: out and cannot drop out now. And there's not going
Speaker 1: to be a new challenger to Joe Biden now. The
Speaker 1: way the rules in the primary system is set up,
Speaker 1: that's not something that can happen. Zero zip silch. It
Speaker 1: will never happen. Delegates that Joe Biden has already won
Speaker 1: and will continue to win. They are what's called bound
Speaker 1: to him, meaning the delegate can't just say I'm leaving
Speaker 1: change my mind. They aren't his. They belong to him.
Speaker 1: What has to take place if what I'm saying turns
Speaker 1: out to be true. What has to take place is
Speaker 1: Joe Biden has to go to the convention. He has
Speaker 1: to accept the nomination and then hand it off. After
Speaker 1: he accepts it, he can turn because of the way
Speaker 1: the Democrats wrote the rules, he can essentially turn and
Speaker 1: hand it to anyone who freaking wants. He can hand
Speaker 1: it to anyone he wants. That if it's going to happen,
Speaker 1: that's how it will happen. Now, now that's a theory,
Speaker 1: your theory on. They're not going to medicate him for
Speaker 1: the debate and drop him out afterwards. What am I
Speaker 1: supposed to do? Tell you? And you're an idiot. It's
Speaker 1: just as solid as my theory. I gave you my theory. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't believe you that they'll withhold his meds for
Speaker 1: the Trump Biden debate because remember, yes, Joe Biden is
Speaker 1: controlled and goes where he's told and whatnot. But him
Speaker 1: and his wife. They still do make sure some things
Speaker 1: are done a certain way. They would never let him.
Speaker 1: Jill would never let them skip on Joe Biden's medication.
Speaker 1: She just wouldn't allow that. Remember Jill Biden, Remember how
Speaker 1: horrible this human being is. Jill Biden's husband has dementia.
Speaker 1: Now this is her husband. Remember what. I know. Life
Speaker 1: is hard and it doesn't always work out that way.
Speaker 1: But I want you to listen to this. I want
Speaker 1: you to listen to this speaking of Jill Biden. Listen
Speaker 1: to that. We played it last night, We'll play it again.
Speaker 1: Now let it play longer. Listen to how Harrison Butker
Speaker 1: speaks about his wife, and you can just tell how
Speaker 1: she must speak about him.
Speaker 2: For the ladies present today, Congratulations on an amazing accomplishment.
Speaker 2: You should be proud of all that you have achieved
Speaker 2: to this point in your young lives. I want to
Speaker 2: speak directly to you briefly because I think it is
Speaker 2: you the women who have had the most diabolical lies
Speaker 2: told to you. How many of you are sitting here
Speaker 2: now about to cross this stage and are thinking about
Speaker 2: all the promotions and titles you are going to get
Speaker 2: in your career Some of you may go on to
Speaker 2: leads successful careers in the world, but I would venture
Speaker 2: to guess that the majority of you are most excited
Speaker 2: about your marriage and the children you will bring into
Speaker 2: this world. I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle,
Speaker 2: would be the first to say that her life truly
Speaker 2: started when she began living her vocation as a wife
Speaker 2: and as a mother. I'm on this stage today and
Speaker 2: able to be the man I am because I have
Speaker 2: a wife who leans into her vocation. I'm beyond blessed
Speaker 2: with the many talents God has given me. But it
Speaker 2: cannot be overstated that all of my success is made
Speaker 2: possible because a girl I met in band class back
Speaker 2: in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife,
Speaker 2: and embrace one of the most important titles of all homemaker.
Speaker 1: Now let me ask you something, having never even heard
Speaker 1: from her. If Harrison Butker was President of the United
Speaker 1: States of America and developed dementia as happens in older people,
Speaker 1: and embarrassed himself in front of a single room of
Speaker 1: people even one time, how quickly do you think his
Speaker 1: loving wife would step in and say we're done, my
Speaker 1: husband's retiring and We're going to go get care because
Speaker 1: the man I love is not going to be humiliated
Speaker 1: at the end of his life in front of the
Speaker 1: whole world. How quickly if she was president then she
Speaker 1: developed dementia, how quickly would that man step in one
Speaker 1: flub once grew up one time forgetting where she was?
Speaker 1: He would step in. No, this is my bride, this
Speaker 1: is the end of her life. We're going to go
Speaker 1: get her some rest and care. We're done here. Joe
Speaker 1: Biden's husband, Joe is mocked across the planet. Saudi Arabian
Speaker 1: television shows do mockups of how old and lost Joe
Speaker 1: Biden is. It is in intern It's not a national joke.
Speaker 1: It's not a joke in Republican circles. Oh, Italy too,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that, Chris, good call Italy did it too?
Speaker 1: It is an international joke. Joe Biden at the end
Speaker 1: of his life is an international embarrassment and an international punchline.
Speaker 1: Everyone in separate languages make fun of him, and Jill,
Speaker 1: Biden's wife doesn't give a crap. Must be good to
Speaker 1: be first lady, is all I gotta say. Must be
Speaker 1: real good to be first lady? What kind of a woman.
Speaker 1: What kind of a witch would allow her husband, at
Speaker 1: the end of his days to embarrass himself for what money, power, prestige?
Speaker 1: Who would do such a thing? Yeah, so Jill Biden
Speaker 1: is gonna make sure that Joe Biden has a souped
Speaker 1: up cocktail and be ready to go because she got
Speaker 1: to stay first. Lady Baby air Force one. Hey, Joe,
Speaker 1: go out there and poop your pants in front of
Speaker 1: the Pope again. If you need me, I'll be at Bloomingdale's.
Speaker 1: Woo freaking terrible. Yeah, that just it seems me to
Speaker 1: no end. And I hate Joe Biden, right, I can't
Speaker 1: stand him. I can't stand him. He's been a liar
Speaker 1: and a jerk to everybody the entirety of his career.
Speaker 1: He's treated his staffers like crap, He's treated everyone around him.
Speaker 1: I don't even like that man. And I look at
Speaker 1: Joe when he embarrasses himself and yeah, we have fun
Speaker 1: with it here on the show, and every time he does,
Speaker 1: I think about his wife and I say, how in
Speaker 1: the world could you allow this to go on? How
Speaker 1: in the world could you allow your husband to be humiliated?
Speaker 1: Have you been around people going through this? This is
Speaker 1: what we see on camera, the anger, the stress they
Speaker 1: struggle with behind it. It's heartbreaking. Maybe you know someone,
Speaker 1: maybe someone very close to who's going through dementia right
Speaker 1: now at the end of their lives. It's heartbreaking on everybody,
Speaker 1: on the people suffering from it, on their loved ones.
Speaker 1: They need rest, they need care, they need these things.
Speaker 1: Jill Biden throws a suit on her husband and kicks
Speaker 1: him to the wolves every day so she can be
Speaker 1: first lady. Oh oh, she's gonna make sure he has
Speaker 1: his drugs for the debate. Trusts me. Hey, oracle, he
Speaker 1: say that comedies will bounce President All. I already read
Speaker 1: that one, oracle. My wife and I are about to
Speaker 1: have our first child. I'm a farrier and my wife
Speaker 1: is a veteran. I have no idea how we'll pull
Speaker 1: it off. Chris, what's a farrier? Will you look that up?
Speaker 1: F A R R I E R. I want to
Speaker 1: sound smart on the radio. I have no idea how
Speaker 1: we'll pull it off, but we both want to homeschool her.
Speaker 1: We refuse to hand our baby girl over to a
Speaker 1: bunch of turbo communists so they can turn her into
Speaker 1: one of them. What are your thoughts on homeschooling. He says, ps,
Speaker 1: suck it up and buy the Night Vision. Your family
Speaker 1: is depending on you. My wife and I love the show.
Speaker 1: You can say my name is name is Jordan. Ah.
Speaker 1: It's just so wonderful. They're about to have their first baby, Jordan.
Speaker 1: Congrats to you and your bride. All right, homeschooling always
Speaker 1: a spicy topic. I'll give you all my thoughts on
Speaker 1: homeschooling in just a moment. Then we still have to
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. And ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1: And we are moving along here. Let's get to some
Speaker 1: more emails, because we have many. Dear Oracle, I love
Speaker 1: the show in the book, I hated the day myacpin broke. Yes,
Speaker 1: I wore it nearly every day, and yes it went
Speaker 1: through the wash of time or two. We need to
Speaker 1: churn out another batch of those. By the way, don't
Speaker 1: let me forget that, Chris. We'll find a discount or something.
Speaker 1: You go find us, find us a good deal somewhere.
Speaker 1: Ten months ago I was a couch potato when my
Speaker 1: dime asked me to go to the gym with her.
Speaker 1: Five months ago, I started running. Three months ago, I
Speaker 1: signed up for my first marathon. Dad gun, This dude's
Speaker 1: an animal. I listened to you via podcast every single
Speaker 1: training run, and your Friday evening show gets me through
Speaker 1: most of the way, most of the way through my
Speaker 1: long runs. The longest so far is eighteen miles. Dang,
Speaker 1: you inspire me, and I hope this inspires someone else.
Speaker 1: I'd be honored if you said my name and his
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Speaker 1: is Sunday, May nineteenth. If you read this Friday, May seventeenth,
Speaker 1: during hour three, it might give me the boost I
Speaker 1: need to finish. And he finishes it off by saying
Speaker 1: I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
Speaker 1: I have an idea that Jason is going to do
Speaker 1: just finding Cleveland on Sunday, and best of luck to you,
Speaker 1: sir marathons. The wife ran a half marathon one time,
Speaker 1: and I thought about trying to do it with her.
Speaker 1: It was back when we lived in DC, which is
Speaker 1: a really cool place to do a marathon or something
Speaker 1: like that. Well, probably not anymore because you get shot,
Speaker 1: but back then you would run by all the monuments
Speaker 1: and everything. I thought about doing it with her, and
Speaker 1: then I watched there's just so much running. They were
Speaker 1: just always running a lot of running. And I remember thinking,
Speaker 1: that doesn't that doesn't look like fun. That's way too
Speaker 1: much running. But it's it's very impressive the people that
Speaker 1: do it. I did find out that a lot of
Speaker 1: the marathon runners pooped themselves if they have to go,
Speaker 1: and that wasn't ideal. I mean, it made me laugh,
Speaker 1: but that, well, yeah, Chris, if you're like the competitive ones,
Speaker 1: if you're out there and you're doing your thing, you
Speaker 1: know you're running along and you gotta go and you're racing.
Speaker 1: You're racing other people for time. You can't bank on
Speaker 1: it being a fifteen minute or you gotta just unleash
Speaker 1: the fury. What, Chris, They've got to have a diet
Speaker 1: they go on to cleanse all that. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know how it works. I don't have any idea what
Speaker 1: they're doing exactly, but you can go look it up
Speaker 1: right now. There's some poopy pants on these marathon runs,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, And imagine running behind one of those guys.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden you're slipping and you don't be terrible,
Speaker 1: absolutely terrible. Now we know why the guys from Kenya
Speaker 1: do at barefoot. Dear doctor Jesse, while I'm literally old
Speaker 1: enough to be your mother, I have to tell you
Speaker 1: how much I enjoy your sense of humor. My dad
Speaker 1: was always doing things to embarrass my brother and I
Speaker 1: when we were kids, such as standing up in a
Speaker 1: movie theater and leading the national anthem like a conductor
Speaker 1: on the orchestra. My question for you is, what's your
Speaker 1: favorite thing to do to embarrass your boys? Hats off
Speaker 1: to you and your wife were raising them right. Our
Speaker 1: men could use, Our country could use more strong men
Speaker 1: with a sense of humor. Her name's Wendy. Oh, that's easy.
Speaker 1: Whether what's the thing I do that I love to
Speaker 1: do to embarrass them the most?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Oh? You know I love food, and I fully acknowledge
Speaker 1: that I have, as my wife calls it, an unhealthy
Speaker 1: obsession with food. I know that, I know. I know
Speaker 1: food actually governs my happiness in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: It's really unhealthy and wrong, I know. But I love food.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love eating it, I love smelling it,
Speaker 1: and I love talking about it. And I will. I
Speaker 1: am that guy forty two going on eighty two, I
Speaker 1: will talk to strangers about their food and I have
Speaker 1: always been under the impression I've never had a negative
Speaker 1: reaction to this at all, especially when you're dealing with
Speaker 1: another dude. Long before I had a wife kids. If
Speaker 1: I'm eating in a restaurant and some dude orders something
Speaker 1: beside me, I'll look over. I'm gout, Dude, that looks good.
Speaker 1: What is that I want to order that I've never
Speaker 1: once had? Never once? Is there bring a negative response
Speaker 1: all the time. Look, dudes take it as a compliment.
Speaker 1: They're all, oh, yeah, man's this is the booden sandwich.
Speaker 1: I highly recommend it. I get it anytime I come
Speaker 1: in here. All right, thanks, man. It's very very cordial.
Speaker 1: It's very very cordial. Well, boys, especially young men and women.
Speaker 1: This applies to young men and women, even ones who
Speaker 1: are raised in good homes and confident and happy. You're
Speaker 1: not quite sure of yourself yet because you're just growing,
Speaker 1: especially when you hit the twelve and thirteen year old
Speaker 1: You're skinny, you can't talk to girls, you can't talk
Speaker 1: to boys, you got a pimple on your face. You're
Speaker 1: just not as sure of yourself as you will be
Speaker 1: when you go on later in life. And so I
Speaker 1: take advantage of that by whenever I'm out with the family,
Speaker 1: if you're at a table next to me, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ask you what you're eating. If it looks good, I'll
Speaker 1: ask them. I've done it to my sons because they're
Speaker 1: so horrified by it, they'll just put their head in
Speaker 1: their hands. I've done it in airports. Last time we
Speaker 1: were in an airport. We were flying out of Houston.
Speaker 1: I forget where we were going. We were flying out
Speaker 1: of Houston and we were walking somewhere and some dude
Speaker 1: walked was walking the other way. It walked right by us,
Speaker 1: and he had a pizza and he had it open
Speaker 1: and he was eating it and it looked fantastic. And
Speaker 1: as we walked by, this look right there, said dude,
Speaker 1: that looks amazing. Where'd you get that? He said, oh, man, thanks,
Speaker 1: If you walk down there, it's like five gates down
Speaker 1: on the left. My son's By the time I got
Speaker 1: done talking to him, they were a half mile ahead
Speaker 1: of me in the airport, just trying to get away
Speaker 1: as fast as humanly possible. It is one of my
Speaker 1: most favorite things to do because it combines two things.
Speaker 1: I love food and embarrassing my sons. When you can
Speaker 1: do both of those things when you look, as the
Speaker 1: old saying goes, when you find something you truly love
Speaker 1: to do, you will never work a day in your life,
Speaker 1: embarrassing my wife and children. It's a passion project of mine.
Speaker 1: And I have to say I'm pretty good. All right,
Speaker 1: Let's move on to other things. Taxes. You haven't talked much. Taxes.
Speaker 1: How how much is too much? Hang on? He doesn't
Speaker 1: care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse Friday, and I want to touch on
Speaker 1: this really quickly before I get back to the questions.
Speaker 1: This is a local news report out of Mississippi. Mississippi
Speaker 1: pass legislation to keep the train. He's out of the
Speaker 1: women's room.
Speaker 3: Now eight years later, Mississippi is passing a bathroom bill,
Speaker 3: but supporters say it's legislation designed to protect women and girls.
Speaker 3: The Safer Act stands for securing areas for females effectively
Speaker 3: and responsibly act.
Speaker 2: Have do not know of anybody in this body that
Speaker 2: does not want to protect our women, our teenage daughters,
Speaker 2: or our young granddaughters.
Speaker 1: Are young boys and young men for that matter as well.
Speaker 3: But the ACLU argues, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it.
Speaker 1: I just I would get and point out that I'm
Speaker 1: glad they passed this law. It's good that we're protecting
Speaker 1: young women. It's good. It's good. It's good. But probably
Speaker 1: not a great sign for the society we have when
Speaker 1: you have to pass laws preventing men from going into
Speaker 1: the women's room, that's that's a bad sign. Dear King
Speaker 1: k SOO connoisseur, curious what your thoughts are of kso
Speaker 1: that has corn added to it. It's an automatic no
Speaker 1: for me. His name is Jake, he requested this. Corn
Speaker 1: is Corn's okay? Look, I'm anti vegetable as a rule,
Speaker 1: as a general principle, I'm anti vegetable, what Chris I am. However,
Speaker 1: corn on the cob is actually not that bad when
Speaker 1: you smear it in butter and then you dump pepper
Speaker 1: all over it. Buttered and peppered corn on the cob
Speaker 1: is fantastic. You could just sit and munch on that.
Speaker 1: Watch your ear force buddies eat it with two hands.
Speaker 1: Corn on the cob can be delicious, But anything other
Speaker 1: than that corn is very, very, very average, And I
Speaker 1: would never taint caso with it. What, Chris, corn tortillas
Speaker 1: are not great. Chris, corn tortillas are for people with
Speaker 1: no taste and no class and no sophistication. I have
Speaker 1: to make them fresh. I'm sorry, but I married a
Speaker 1: white woman. How am I supposed to make corn tortillas?
Speaker 1: And how no one makes corn tortillas? In my eye,
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who makes corn tortillas. What you're
Speaker 1: outside of your mind? You need a Mexican woman to
Speaker 1: make the best tortillas. White dudes and white people do
Speaker 1: not what Michael.
Speaker 2: A.
Speaker 1: Low Tas, I don't know her. Who is she? What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Either way, corn tortillas are garbage and corn's garbage. Jessie,
Speaker 1: I don't believe I heard any politician answer this. But
Speaker 1: how much taxes are enough? Well, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: answer the question me Personally, I would go with something
Speaker 1: like a flat tax every single person pays ten percent.
Speaker 1: But I will say this, it's very very revealing if
Speaker 1: you know how to listen to the communists, It's very
Speaker 1: revealing the things they say. What's What's one of the
Speaker 1: ultimate lines that democrats use every time Republicans try to
Speaker 1: do the one decent thing they ever do, which is
Speaker 1: cut your taxes. What do Democrats say? What do they say?
Speaker 1: They pass tax cuts that weren't paid for. They pass
Speaker 1: tax cuts that weren't paid for. Excuse me, it's our money.
Speaker 1: The government spending is what's not paid for. But what
Speaker 1: it really reveals is how how they view the government
Speaker 1: citizen relationship. Because when you say that they pass tax
Speaker 1: cuts that weren't paid for, what it does is it
Speaker 1: makes it very, very obvious that you think all of
Speaker 1: my money actually belongs to you, and that anything I
Speaker 1: keep you have simply allowed me to keep in your benevolence.
Speaker 1: That's why they talk the way they talk tax cuts
Speaker 1: that weren't paid for. Gosh, these people, Jesse. Don't you
Speaker 1: think Trump's pick for VP must be the best person
Speaker 1: to become president after Trump's second term ends. That person
Speaker 1: is Ronda Santis. We are in an unprecedented situation. Desantus
Speaker 1: knows d C, knows our state houses. He can help
Speaker 1: Trump the most, while Trump can groom him to run
Speaker 1: for president. Your thoughts, I need to burst everyone's bubble again.
Speaker 1: If you're a Trump person hoping for this, or if
Speaker 1: you're a DeSantis person, hoping for this. I know this
Speaker 1: is going to be difficult to hear, so I'm going
Speaker 1: to explain something to you. And this is not a theory.
Speaker 1: Remember I tell you when I have a theory, and
Speaker 1: I tell you when I know things. These two men
Speaker 1: do not like each other. They do not like each
Speaker 1: other even a little bit. Donald Trump is offended beyond
Speaker 1: belief that Ron De Santis challenged him in the primary.
Speaker 1: He is so offended by it that as recently as
Speaker 1: a month ago, he was trying to find primary challenges
Speaker 1: against any congressman who endorsed Rond de Santis. That's how
Speaker 1: all I know it's bad. That's how deep it goes.
Speaker 1: He is offended beyond belief. And Ron de Santis is
Speaker 1: mortified by Donald Trump. They are not friends. He is
Speaker 1: not an admirer. He considers Donald Trump to be the
Speaker 1: most selfish idiot in politics. Now, I know nobody wants
Speaker 1: to hear that. Everyone wants to think that these two
Speaker 1: juggernauts are gonna get together and work everything out. I
Speaker 1: don't care what you think about anything I just said.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, these two were not going
Speaker 1: to get together. The Santas endorse Trump has announced he
Speaker 1: will fund raise for Trump as kind of a that's
Speaker 1: kind of a thing everybody does. Trump's the Republican nominee.
Speaker 1: I'm a Republican governor. I'm a gonna throw you a
Speaker 1: big fundraiser at some fantasy mansion in Florida and then say,
Speaker 1: I fundraised for you. These two men are never getting together.
Speaker 1: They have completely opposite views on life and government. And
Speaker 1: now the rift is way too deep. And you can
Speaker 1: email me and say, but they should set aside that.
Speaker 1: Trump should set that outside. Desantus should set that aside. Okay,
Speaker 1: should have Kuda woulda. These are men gigantic type as
Speaker 1: with gigantic egos, and they're not going to do that.
Speaker 1: That's not how men work. Donald Trump is the billionaire,
Speaker 1: former president of the United States of America and now
Speaker 1: Republican nominee to be president again. Donald Trump thinks pretty
Speaker 1: highly of himself. Ron DeSantis is the greatest governor in America,
Speaker 1: probably the greatest governor in my entire lifetime. Has turned
Speaker 1: Florida from a purple state into a blood red bastion
Speaker 1: of freedom. And he's pretty stinking common that he knows
Speaker 1: exactly what he's doing. He has a big ego too,
Speaker 1: and he ain't gonna sacrifice it for him. They're not
Speaker 1: going to work together. You can drop the DeSantis for
Speaker 1: VP stuff. You know it's gonna be. You think it's
Speaker 1: too bad now, Chris, I think I've said this before,
Speaker 1: but you can go ahead and write it down again.
Speaker 1: Wait for the next one. You want to know what's
Speaker 1: coming in twenty twenty eight, here's what's gonna come. So Vivek.
Speaker 1: You know Vivek, A lot of you are Vivek fans. Well,
Speaker 1: you saw how Vivek treated Ron DeSantis during the primary
Speaker 1: versus how you treat he treated Trump right every day.
Speaker 1: It was the Santus is a scumbag. This guy sucks.
Speaker 1: I love Trump, He's the best wood Trump. Love you.
Speaker 1: You know why he did that. You know why he
Speaker 1: did that, right. Vivek, for whatever you think of him,
Speaker 1: love him or hate him, is a very intelligent, very
Speaker 1: ambitious person. He wants to run for president again in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight. He did all that at to set
Speaker 1: himself up as the Trump heir apparent. He's gonna try
Speaker 1: to take all those America First Maga Trump people and
Speaker 1: get Trump's blessing. Trump's endorsement and be the Republican nominee
Speaker 1: for president in twenty twenty eight. And Ron de Santus
Speaker 1: is one thousand percent going to run again in twenty
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
Speaker 1: I hope you are ready to dominate the weekend by
Speaker 1: spending time with your family in your community. I had
Speaker 1: to do a political thing last night. They asked me
Speaker 1: to moderate the debate. There was a forum a candidate
Speaker 1: for him. I don't think I call it a debate.
Speaker 1: They're trying to choose who's going to run the Republican Party.
Speaker 1: In Texas and whatnot. And I'll say this, it was
Speaker 1: really old in there, and I didn't like it. And
Speaker 1: it's not that I don't mind. It's not that I
Speaker 1: don't like spending time around old people. But man, I'm
Speaker 1: forty two and I'm pretty sure I was the youngest
Speaker 1: one in the building. Oh, we have got to have
Speaker 1: more than just old people get involved in politics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: old people are gonna get involved in politics, and that's good.
Speaker 1: We need them involved. But we can't just rely on
Speaker 1: the freaking senior citizens. It was an old crowd out there,
Speaker 1: an old crowd. We younger people have got to dig in.
Speaker 1: We got to dig into. We can't just leave it
Speaker 1: on the poor senior citizens. They're on the back nine
Speaker 1: and we're banking on them to save us. All to
Speaker 1: your showgun oracle. My wife finally heard about the meme
Speaker 1: of how often men think about the Roman Empire and
Speaker 1: asked me if there are other weird her words things
Speaker 1: I think about. I'm a little embarrassed to admit the
Speaker 1: amount of time I've spent thinking about and watching videos
Speaker 1: of hypothetical animal fights. If there's a video about a
Speaker 1: lion versus a tiger or a silver back versus a grizzly.
Speaker 1: I've seen it, thought deeply about it, and played Devil's
Speaker 1: advocate about what I decided. Do you have any weird
Speaker 1: obsessions you'd like to confess on radio? Okay, First of all,
Speaker 1: you should understand something, sir. Your animal fights video is
Speaker 1: the most dude thing ever. And here's how you know
Speaker 1: it's the most dude thing ever. Won I do the
Speaker 1: same thing I have since I was a child. Always
Speaker 1: wanted to know who would win this or that, this
Speaker 1: or that, who would win what would happen here? So
Speaker 1: you're not alone? And here's how not alone you are.
Speaker 1: They used to do things like this in the ancient
Speaker 1: world all the time, the gladiator games. They'd put the
Speaker 1: animals in there against people against each other because there
Speaker 1: is an appetite to see who is the strongest, who
Speaker 1: is the best. As for me, all right, so I'm
Speaker 1: not a survivalist. I really am not. Yes, I do preparations,
Speaker 1: I do, you know, ammunition and food in emergency water.
Speaker 1: And I do make prep I really genuinely do. But
Speaker 1: I do not freak about it, and I'm not obsessed
Speaker 1: about it. I don't spend the weekends building a nuclear
Speaker 1: bunker in my backyard. However, being abandoned on a desert island,
Speaker 1: you know, cast away sto Robinson Crusoe's style. I probably
Speaker 1: probably once a day I think about how I would do,
Speaker 1: what I would do. I've gone through. If I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there daydreaming on the way to work, I've gone through
Speaker 1: on my head, how I would catch fish? Am I
Speaker 1: one hundred percent sure I could start a fire? What
Speaker 1: would I do for shelter? If I have thought about
Speaker 1: this extensively, And I don't know why, it's it's not
Speaker 1: a it's not that I want it, obviously, it's a
Speaker 1: I want to know if I if I'm made of
Speaker 1: strong enough stuff to survive, and would I try to
Speaker 1: get off the island? Would I stay there forever? Would
Speaker 1: I try to build a raft? Would I just write
Speaker 1: SOS in the sale? Oh? I've done it all in
Speaker 1: my head. I've done it all in my mind. I've
Speaker 1: built an entire city for me. I've bet all I
Speaker 1: know and I'm not even a builder. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. But I don't know why. I
Speaker 1: want to know if I could do it. And no,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to sign up to do the show
Speaker 1: Survivor or something like that. I'm not doing any of that,
Speaker 1: but I tell you I've thought about it many, many,
Speaker 1: many times, and I'll tell you one thing. If I went,
Speaker 1: I would most definitely have a hatchet. If I was allowed,
Speaker 1: I'd have a knife, and I would definitely bring along
Speaker 1: my burn a pistol launcher, because what Chris listen burn
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Speaker 1: so no matter what island I'm on, it will be
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Speaker 1: here's a headline by go you know you know the
Speaker 1: thing emails we didn't get to you. What do you
Speaker 1: think about the Glen Youngkin as Donald or think about
Speaker 1: Glen Younkin as Donald Trump's vice president? I like it
Speaker 1: a lot. If we thought Virginia was in play, and
Speaker 1: it might be, I guess I like it a lot.
Speaker 1: I hear great things about Glenn. I hear he's not
Speaker 1: nearly as as moderate establishment as he appears. He has
Speaker 1: to appear that way because it's Virginia. But from what
Speaker 1: I hear, and I don't know him, but I know
Speaker 1: people who know him. I've heard he's hardcore, but he
Speaker 1: has to do the kind of will I'm just a
Speaker 1: nice Republican type things. He's trying to get elected in Virginia.
Speaker 1: I've heard he's pretty good. Hey, mister soft mouth, crispy
Speaker 1: chip hater. My wife is the epitome of a norma.
Speaker 1: She literally knows nothing about politics. She comes to me
Speaker 1: for all her political opinions. Do you think single women
Speaker 1: vote Democrat because they're uninformed doults like my wife? He said,
Speaker 1: just kidding. If so, can we amend the Nineteenth Amendment
Speaker 1: to married women only? What stay you listen? I don't
Speaker 1: know why you guys complain about this. You think my
Speaker 1: wife doesn't ask me who to vote for, who to
Speaker 1: vote for, what issues to vote on? And she is
Speaker 1: a political person, but she still comes and asks me.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I wouldn't want it any other way.
Speaker 1: Because I get two votes in my house, I have
Speaker 1: twice the voting power of you. Mister pre diabetic, I'm fine,
Speaker 1: I'm not pre diabetic. When I was in the Corps,
Speaker 1: guys in the galley and in the band were promoted
Speaker 1: more easily over the grunts. Why was this? There's a
Speaker 1: launtery list of reasons why guys in some fields get
Speaker 1: promoted faster than guys in other fields. A lot of
Speaker 1: it can come down to simply room. How much room
Speaker 1: is there? Meaning, if you're in the Marine Corps, they're
Speaker 1: only going to promote so many guys to sergeant in
Speaker 1: an area or in a unit. So do a lot
Speaker 1: of guys qualified? Do not many guys qualified? If you're
Speaker 1: in one of the band, I mean, how many frigging
Speaker 1: guys are in the band? So there are gonna be
Speaker 1: slots that are going to open up. Jesse. When people
Speaker 1: show up at my door uninvited, I have a blanket
Speaker 1: policy to slightly open the inner door, but keep the
Speaker 1: security door closed. Tonight, an order teenage girl came by
Speaker 1: and I pulled my standard standard operation and I got
Speaker 1: yelled at by my wife and kids. Am I a jerk?
Speaker 1: I think I'm helping because I never give money or
Speaker 1: buy their stuff so they save time. See I'm helpful. Listen, Uh,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's wrong to answer the door halfway.
Speaker 1: To only open the door halfway, it's certainly better than
Speaker 1: how I answer the door. I answer the door with
Speaker 1: a weapon every time. Every time. It's in my right hand.
Speaker 1: It's hidden behind my thigh. You can't see it, but
Speaker 1: every single time I'm turned to the side if I
Speaker 1: answer my door, I have a gun. It all. There's
Speaker 1: that's That's how I do it. My family's mortified. Now
Speaker 1: I'm not changing. I like me. It's the weekend. Time
Speaker 1: put your phone down. We'll pick it up again on Monday.
Speaker 1: Medal of honor Mondays come and we'll have a blast.
Speaker 1: All right, that's all.