WEBVTT - Hour 3: Corn in Queso 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:16.960 This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:20.799 Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:24.680 an ass doctor Jesse Friday, and then it's weekend time. Baby. 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:27.080 Are you ready? I am ready. So let's talk about 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:32.360 this convention, Joe Biden, bouncing him thing, homeschooling, Let's talk 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:39.000 about Wilm, Grandma vodka, old Democrats, the National Anthem, so 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:41.360 many other things coming up this hour on the world 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:44.760 famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let's start here. Jesse, you say 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:48.239 the commies will bounce President poopy pants at the convention. 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.920 Do you think the debate in June is going to 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:55.680 be the reason? Why? Think about it? He says. They 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:59.640 send him out there without his medical fortifications, he falls 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.400 flat on his face, and Trump surges in the polls. 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:06.119 Now they have to get rid of him. Thoughts question Mark. Okay, first, 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.920 that's just my theory. I need to clarify that it's 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:14.399 just a theory. I don't have inside knowledge that they're 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:16.960 going to jump dump Joe Biden. I could be wrong. 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:20.759 I have so many of my friends who vehemently disagree 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.680 with me on this, and they're all sharp people. Buck 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:27.120 Buck Sexton like we're buddies, like we have a bed 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.600 about this. We have texted back and forth about this. 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:33.679 He thinks I'm insane. He thinks there's no way they 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:35.560 can dump him, that it's too late in him, And 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:37.920 he might be totally right. He's no idiots. Buck knows 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:42.199 what he's doing. So it's just a prediction of mine. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:48.280 The reason I made the prediction was, the system doesn't 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.280 care about anyone. Remember, the system cares about the system. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:54.760 The system doesn't care about Joe Biden. If the poll 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:58.840 numbers continue to look bad, the approval rating's bad, he 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:03.720 can't talk. If it looks like Joe Biden is the 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:07.440 most unpopular president in American history after four years, and 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:11.040 right now, that's what it looks like. I just cannot 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:15.160 see how they would ever run him. Now, let me 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:17.360 clarify again. There are a couple of technical things I 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:20.840 need to clear up here. He's not going to drop 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.760 out and cannot drop out now. And there's not going 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:26.480 to be a new challenger to Joe Biden now. The 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.000 way the rules in the primary system is set up, 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:32.440 that's not something that can happen. Zero zip silch. It 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:37.640 will never happen. Delegates that Joe Biden has already won 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:42.000 and will continue to win. They are what's called bound 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:45.880 to him, meaning the delegate can't just say I'm leaving 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:50.520 change my mind. They aren't his. They belong to him. 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:53.880 What has to take place if what I'm saying turns 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.320 out to be true. What has to take place is 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:59.200 Joe Biden has to go to the convention. He has 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:06.160 to accept the nomination and then hand it off. After 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:10.040 he accepts it, he can turn because of the way 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:13.440 the Democrats wrote the rules, he can essentially turn and 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:18.000 hand it to anyone who freaking wants. He can hand 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:21.040 it to anyone he wants. That if it's going to happen, 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:25.200 that's how it will happen. Now, now that's a theory, 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.679 your theory on. They're not going to medicate him for 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:30.959 the debate and drop him out afterwards. What am I 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:33.200 supposed to do? Tell you? And you're an idiot. It's 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.800 just as solid as my theory. I gave you my theory. Now, 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.400 I don't believe you that they'll withhold his meds for 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:44.720 the Trump Biden debate because remember, yes, Joe Biden is 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:48.560 controlled and goes where he's told and whatnot. But him 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:52.800 and his wife. They still do make sure some things 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.119 are done a certain way. They would never let him. 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:59.119 Jill would never let them skip on Joe Biden's medication. 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:02.960 She just wouldn't allow that. Remember Jill Biden, Remember how 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:08.120 horrible this human being is. Jill Biden's husband has dementia. 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:13.839 Now this is her husband. Remember what. I know. Life 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:15.800 is hard and it doesn't always work out that way. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:17.520 But I want you to listen to this. I want 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.680 you to listen to this speaking of Jill Biden. Listen 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.440 to that. We played it last night, We'll play it again. 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.920 Now let it play longer. Listen to how Harrison Butker 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:30.280 speaks about his wife, and you can just tell how 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:32.360 she must speak about him. 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:37.600 For the ladies present today, Congratulations on an amazing accomplishment. 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.000 You should be proud of all that you have achieved 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.960 to this point in your young lives. I want to 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:45.600 speak directly to you briefly because I think it is 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:49.039 you the women who have had the most diabolical lies 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.479 told to you. How many of you are sitting here 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.800 now about to cross this stage and are thinking about 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.120 all the promotions and titles you are going to get 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.640 in your career Some of you may go on to 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.479 leads successful careers in the world, but I would venture 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.360 to guess that the majority of you are most excited 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.400 about your marriage and the children you will bring into 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.960 this world. I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle, 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.760 would be the first to say that her life truly 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:18.520 started when she began living her vocation as a wife 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.880 and as a mother. I'm on this stage today and 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.200 able to be the man I am because I have 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:29.400 a wife who leans into her vocation. I'm beyond blessed 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:32.039 with the many talents God has given me. But it 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:36.599 cannot be overstated that all of my success is made 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:40.000 possible because a girl I met in band class back 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:48.480 in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife, 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:52.720 and embrace one of the most important titles of all homemaker. 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:58.760 Now let me ask you something, having never even heard 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:02.880 from her. If Harrison Butker was President of the United 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:07.800 States of America and developed dementia as happens in older people, 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:13.240 and embarrassed himself in front of a single room of 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:17.760 people even one time, how quickly do you think his 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:21.680 loving wife would step in and say we're done, my 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:25.880 husband's retiring and We're going to go get care because 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:29.720 the man I love is not going to be humiliated 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:32.000 at the end of his life in front of the 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:35.640 whole world. How quickly if she was president then she 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:39.800 developed dementia, how quickly would that man step in one 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:44.480 flub once grew up one time forgetting where she was? 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:47.800 He would step in. No, this is my bride, this 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:49.640 is the end of her life. We're going to go 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:53.159 get her some rest and care. We're done here. Joe 0:06:53.240 --> 0:07:02.000 Biden's husband, Joe is mocked across the planet. Saudi Arabian 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:08.080 television shows do mockups of how old and lost Joe 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:12.080 Biden is. It is in intern It's not a national joke. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.840 It's not a joke in Republican circles. Oh, Italy too, 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.120 I forgot about that, Chris, good call Italy did it too? 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:21.760 It is an international joke. Joe Biden at the end 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:28.200 of his life is an international embarrassment and an international punchline. 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:33.280 Everyone in separate languages make fun of him, and Jill, 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:40.400 Biden's wife doesn't give a crap. Must be good to 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:43.560 be first lady, is all I gotta say. Must be 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:47.800 real good to be first lady? What kind of a woman. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:52.680 What kind of a witch would allow her husband, at 0:07:52.720 --> 0:08:02.200 the end of his days to embarrass himself for what money, power, prestige? 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:08.400 Who would do such a thing? Yeah, so Jill Biden 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:11.280 is gonna make sure that Joe Biden has a souped 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:14.120 up cocktail and be ready to go because she got 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:17.720 to stay first. Lady Baby air Force one. Hey, Joe, 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:19.640 go out there and poop your pants in front of 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.720 the Pope again. If you need me, I'll be at Bloomingdale's. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:28.200 Woo freaking terrible. Yeah, that just it seems me to 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:31.960 no end. And I hate Joe Biden, right, I can't 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:35.160 stand him. I can't stand him. He's been a liar 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.280 and a jerk to everybody the entirety of his career. 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.880 He's treated his staffers like crap, He's treated everyone around him. 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.480 I don't even like that man. And I look at 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:47.200 Joe when he embarrasses himself and yeah, we have fun 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.640 with it here on the show, and every time he does, 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.240 I think about his wife and I say, how in 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.640 the world could you allow this to go on? How 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:59.160 in the world could you allow your husband to be humiliated? 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.959 Have you been around people going through this? This is 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:08.079 what we see on camera, the anger, the stress they 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:11.680 struggle with behind it. It's heartbreaking. Maybe you know someone, 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:13.920 maybe someone very close to who's going through dementia right 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:16.679 now at the end of their lives. It's heartbreaking on everybody, 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.400 on the people suffering from it, on their loved ones. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:23.520 They need rest, they need care, they need these things. 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.640 Jill Biden throws a suit on her husband and kicks 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:28.680 him to the wolves every day so she can be 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:32.320 first lady. Oh oh, she's gonna make sure he has 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.240 his drugs for the debate. Trusts me. Hey, oracle, he 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:37.640 say that comedies will bounce President All. I already read 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:39.840 that one, oracle. My wife and I are about to 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:42.640 have our first child. I'm a farrier and my wife 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.400 is a veteran. I have no idea how we'll pull 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:47.839 it off. Chris, what's a farrier? Will you look that up? 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.199 F A R R I E R. I want to 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:52.480 sound smart on the radio. I have no idea how 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:55.920 we'll pull it off, but we both want to homeschool her. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:59.080 We refuse to hand our baby girl over to a 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:02.280 bunch of turbo communists so they can turn her into 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:06.000 one of them. What are your thoughts on homeschooling. He says, ps, 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:08.600 suck it up and buy the Night Vision. Your family 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:11.840 is depending on you. My wife and I love the show. 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.600 You can say my name is name is Jordan. Ah. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.200 It's just so wonderful. They're about to have their first baby, Jordan. 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:21.199 Congrats to you and your bride. All right, homeschooling always 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:24.160 a spicy topic. I'll give you all my thoughts on 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:27.120 homeschooling in just a moment. Then we still have to 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:32.640 talk about KSO and many other things. First, though, let's 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:36.040 do something really quickly. Takes ten minutes. You got ten minutes. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:41.880 Let's switch your cell phone service. It's not difficult. When 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:45.840 I tell people to switch from Verizon, switch from Att, 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.839 switch from T Mobile. What I tell people to do it, 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.319 they think it sounds like a pain. I gotta drive 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:54.000 down to the store, I got to wait in line. 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:57.520 Or I tell people to call Pure Talking. People think, well, 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:59.560 everyone already has my number. 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It is the 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:49.400 Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. And ask doctor Jesse Friday. 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:52.720 And we are moving along here. Let's get to some 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:55.920 more emails, because we have many. Dear Oracle, I love 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:59.880 the show in the book, I hated the day myacpin broke. Yes, 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.840 I wore it nearly every day, and yes it went 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:03.400 through the wash of time or two. We need to 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:05.560 churn out another batch of those. By the way, don't 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:08.200 let me forget that, Chris. We'll find a discount or something. 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.560 You go find us, find us a good deal somewhere. 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:13.240 Ten months ago I was a couch potato when my 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.079 dime asked me to go to the gym with her. 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:18.800 Five months ago, I started running. Three months ago, I 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:21.520 signed up for my first marathon. Dad gun, This dude's 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:24.720 an animal. I listened to you via podcast every single 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.960 training run, and your Friday evening show gets me through 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:29.800 most of the way, most of the way through my 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:34.000 long runs. The longest so far is eighteen miles. Dang, 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:37.199 you inspire me, and I hope this inspires someone else. 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:39.840 I'd be honored if you said my name and his 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:44.040 name is Jason. How about that? PS. The Cleveland Marathon 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:48.840 is Sunday, May nineteenth. If you read this Friday, May seventeenth, 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:52.040 during hour three, it might give me the boost I 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:54.800 need to finish. And he finishes it off by saying 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:57.480 I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me. 0:12:57.880 --> 0:12:59.720 I have an idea that Jason is going to do 0:12:59.880 --> 0:13:03.079 just finding Cleveland on Sunday, and best of luck to you, 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:07.760 sir marathons. The wife ran a half marathon one time, 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:10.559 and I thought about trying to do it with her. 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.560 It was back when we lived in DC, which is 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.600 a really cool place to do a marathon or something 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:16.560 like that. Well, probably not anymore because you get shot, 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:18.640 but back then you would run by all the monuments 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:20.960 and everything. I thought about doing it with her, and 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:24.120 then I watched there's just so much running. They were 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:29.080 just always running a lot of running. And I remember thinking, 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:31.280 that doesn't that doesn't look like fun. That's way too 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:34.160 much running. But it's it's very impressive the people that 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.280 do it. I did find out that a lot of 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.640 the marathon runners pooped themselves if they have to go, 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:40.840 and that wasn't ideal. I mean, it made me laugh, 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.839 but that, well, yeah, Chris, if you're like the competitive ones, 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:47.320 if you're out there and you're doing your thing, you 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:51.439 know you're running along and you gotta go and you're racing. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.840 You're racing other people for time. You can't bank on 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.600 it being a fifteen minute or you gotta just unleash 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:02.640 the fury. What, Chris, They've got to have a diet 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.920 they go on to cleanse all that. Well, I don't 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.040 know how it works. I don't have any idea what 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.640 they're doing exactly, but you can go look it up 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:13.720 right now. There's some poopy pants on these marathon runs, 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:16.920 I'm telling you, And imagine running behind one of those guys. 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.560 All of a sudden you're slipping and you don't be terrible, 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:22.640 absolutely terrible. Now we know why the guys from Kenya 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:26.000 do at barefoot. Dear doctor Jesse, while I'm literally old 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:27.920 enough to be your mother, I have to tell you 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:30.600 how much I enjoy your sense of humor. My dad 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:32.880 was always doing things to embarrass my brother and I 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.600 when we were kids, such as standing up in a 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:39.120 movie theater and leading the national anthem like a conductor 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:44.480 on the orchestra. My question for you is, what's your 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.760 favorite thing to do to embarrass your boys? Hats off 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:49.560 to you and your wife were raising them right. Our 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:52.200 men could use, Our country could use more strong men 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:55.000 with a sense of humor. Her name's Wendy. Oh, that's easy. 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:57.120 Whether what's the thing I do that I love to 0:14:57.200 --> 0:14:58.800 do to embarrass them the most? 0:14:59.480 --> 0:14:59.800 All right? 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:05.840 Oh? You know I love food, and I fully acknowledge 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:09.040 that I have, as my wife calls it, an unhealthy 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.160 obsession with food. I know that, I know. I know 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.600 food actually governs my happiness in a lot of ways. 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:18.520 It's really unhealthy and wrong, I know. But I love food. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:22.280 I love it. I love eating it, I love smelling it, 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:27.800 and I love talking about it. And I will. I 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:32.400 am that guy forty two going on eighty two, I 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:38.240 will talk to strangers about their food and I have 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.800 always been under the impression I've never had a negative 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.960 reaction to this at all, especially when you're dealing with 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:46.760 another dude. Long before I had a wife kids. If 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:50.200 I'm eating in a restaurant and some dude orders something 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.360 beside me, I'll look over. I'm gout, Dude, that looks good. 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:55.840 What is that I want to order that I've never 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.680 once had? Never once? Is there bring a negative response 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:01.720 all the time. Look, dudes take it as a compliment. 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:06.520 They're all, oh, yeah, man's this is the booden sandwich. 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.600 I highly recommend it. I get it anytime I come 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:11.080 in here. All right, thanks, man. It's very very cordial. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:17.320 It's very very cordial. Well, boys, especially young men and women. 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:21.480 This applies to young men and women, even ones who 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:25.440 are raised in good homes and confident and happy. You're 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:28.160 not quite sure of yourself yet because you're just growing, 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:30.560 especially when you hit the twelve and thirteen year old 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:33.040 You're skinny, you can't talk to girls, you can't talk 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:35.320 to boys, you got a pimple on your face. You're 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:38.160 just not as sure of yourself as you will be 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:41.320 when you go on later in life. And so I 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:45.120 take advantage of that by whenever I'm out with the family, 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:48.760 if you're at a table next to me, I'm gonna 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.200 ask you what you're eating. If it looks good, I'll 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:54.960 ask them. I've done it to my sons because they're 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:56.720 so horrified by it, they'll just put their head in 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:59.840 their hands. I've done it in airports. Last time we 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:01.520 were in an airport. We were flying out of Houston. 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:03.640 I forget where we were going. We were flying out 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.399 of Houston and we were walking somewhere and some dude 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:08.760 walked was walking the other way. It walked right by us, 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:11.280 and he had a pizza and he had it open 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:13.879 and he was eating it and it looked fantastic. And 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:16.040 as we walked by, this look right there, said dude, 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:19.359 that looks amazing. Where'd you get that? He said, oh, man, thanks, 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:21.920 If you walk down there, it's like five gates down 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.480 on the left. My son's By the time I got 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:26.879 done talking to him, they were a half mile ahead 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:28.600 of me in the airport, just trying to get away 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:31.240 as fast as humanly possible. It is one of my 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:34.720 most favorite things to do because it combines two things. 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:40.520 I love food and embarrassing my sons. When you can 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:42.720 do both of those things when you look, as the 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:46.120 old saying goes, when you find something you truly love 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:49.040 to do, you will never work a day in your life, 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:54.200 embarrassing my wife and children. It's a passion project of mine. 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:58.640 And I have to say I'm pretty good. All right, 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:05.080 Let's move on to other things. Taxes. You haven't talked much. Taxes. 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:09.439 How how much is too much? Hang on? He doesn't 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:13.960 care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly. 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:20.840 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:25.040 asked doctor Jesse Friday, and I want to touch on 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:27.280 this really quickly before I get back to the questions. 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:30.760 This is a local news report out of Mississippi. Mississippi 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.240 pass legislation to keep the train. He's out of the 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:33.800 women's room. 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:36.960 Now eight years later, Mississippi is passing a bathroom bill, 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:41.400 but supporters say it's legislation designed to protect women and girls. 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:46.080 The Safer Act stands for securing areas for females effectively 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:47.359 and responsibly act. 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:49.399 Have do not know of anybody in this body that 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:53.560 does not want to protect our women, our teenage daughters, 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:55.880 or our young granddaughters. 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:58.520 Are young boys and young men for that matter as well. 0:18:58.920 --> 0:19:03.199 But the ACLU argues, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it. 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:06.360 I just I would get and point out that I'm 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:08.840 glad they passed this law. It's good that we're protecting 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:12.240 young women. It's good. It's good. It's good. But probably 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:16.120 not a great sign for the society we have when 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:19.399 you have to pass laws preventing men from going into 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:23.160 the women's room, that's that's a bad sign. Dear King 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:27.720 k SOO connoisseur, curious what your thoughts are of kso 0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:30.960 that has corn added to it. It's an automatic no 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:37.119 for me. His name is Jake, he requested this. Corn 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:42.800 is Corn's okay? Look, I'm anti vegetable as a rule, 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:47.720 as a general principle, I'm anti vegetable, what Chris I am. However, 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:52.120 corn on the cob is actually not that bad when 0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:55.640 you smear it in butter and then you dump pepper 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:58.920 all over it. Buttered and peppered corn on the cob 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:02.719 is fantastic. You could just sit and munch on that. 0:20:03.000 --> 0:20:05.360 Watch your ear force buddies eat it with two hands. 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:09.480 Corn on the cob can be delicious, But anything other 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:13.639 than that corn is very, very, very average, And I 0:20:13.640 --> 0:20:19.160 would never taint caso with it. What, Chris, corn tortillas 0:20:19.160 --> 0:20:22.400 are not great. Chris, corn tortillas are for people with 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:26.879 no taste and no class and no sophistication. I have 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:29.560 to make them fresh. I'm sorry, but I married a 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:32.560 white woman. How am I supposed to make corn tortillas? 0:20:32.640 --> 0:20:34.920 And how no one makes corn tortillas? In my eye, 0:20:34.960 --> 0:20:40.720 I don't know anyone who makes corn tortillas. What you're 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:43.480 outside of your mind? You need a Mexican woman to 0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:46.399 make the best tortillas. White dudes and white people do 0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:47.560 not what Michael. 0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:49.399 A. 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:53.680 Low Tas, I don't know her. Who is she? What? 0:20:53.680 --> 0:20:53.760 What? 0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:58.240 Either way, corn tortillas are garbage and corn's garbage. Jessie, 0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:01.040 I don't believe I heard any politician answer this. But 0:21:01.160 --> 0:21:05.800 how much taxes are enough? Well, I'm not going to 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:09.000 answer the question me Personally, I would go with something 0:21:09.080 --> 0:21:12.040 like a flat tax every single person pays ten percent. 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:18.040 But I will say this, it's very very revealing if 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:21.560 you know how to listen to the communists, It's very 0:21:21.640 --> 0:21:25.919 revealing the things they say. What's What's one of the 0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:31.480 ultimate lines that democrats use every time Republicans try to 0:21:31.480 --> 0:21:33.560 do the one decent thing they ever do, which is 0:21:33.600 --> 0:21:36.280 cut your taxes. What do Democrats say? What do they say? 0:21:37.960 --> 0:21:44.280 They pass tax cuts that weren't paid for. They pass 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:52.920 tax cuts that weren't paid for. Excuse me, it's our money. 0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:57.439 The government spending is what's not paid for. But what 0:21:57.560 --> 0:22:02.080 it really reveals is how how they view the government 0:22:02.359 --> 0:22:06.800 citizen relationship. Because when you say that they pass tax 0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:10.199 cuts that weren't paid for, what it does is it 0:22:10.240 --> 0:22:14.400 makes it very, very obvious that you think all of 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:18.080 my money actually belongs to you, and that anything I 0:22:18.280 --> 0:22:22.600 keep you have simply allowed me to keep in your benevolence. 0:22:22.960 --> 0:22:25.800 That's why they talk the way they talk tax cuts 0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:28.960 that weren't paid for. Gosh, these people, Jesse. Don't you 0:22:28.960 --> 0:22:32.040 think Trump's pick for VP must be the best person 0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:36.399 to become president after Trump's second term ends. That person 0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:40.600 is Ronda Santis. We are in an unprecedented situation. Desantus 0:22:40.640 --> 0:22:43.720 knows d C, knows our state houses. He can help 0:22:43.760 --> 0:22:46.040 Trump the most, while Trump can groom him to run 0:22:46.040 --> 0:22:49.560 for president. Your thoughts, I need to burst everyone's bubble again. 0:22:50.040 --> 0:22:52.479 If you're a Trump person hoping for this, or if 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:55.000 you're a DeSantis person, hoping for this. I know this 0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:57.400 is going to be difficult to hear, so I'm going 0:22:57.440 --> 0:22:59.879 to explain something to you. And this is not a theory. 0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:01.600 Remember I tell you when I have a theory, and 0:23:01.680 --> 0:23:04.120 I tell you when I know things. These two men 0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:06.680 do not like each other. They do not like each 0:23:06.720 --> 0:23:12.440 other even a little bit. Donald Trump is offended beyond 0:23:12.520 --> 0:23:16.160 belief that Ron De Santis challenged him in the primary. 0:23:16.640 --> 0:23:19.440 He is so offended by it that as recently as 0:23:19.480 --> 0:23:23.639 a month ago, he was trying to find primary challenges 0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:27.480