1 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:20,799 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: an ass doctor Jesse Friday, and then it's weekend time. Baby. 4 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: Are you ready? I am ready. So let's talk about 5 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 1: this convention, Joe Biden, bouncing him thing, homeschooling, Let's talk 6 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: about Wilm, Grandma vodka, old Democrats, the National Anthem, so 7 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 1: many other things coming up this hour on the world 8 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let's start here. Jesse, you say 9 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:48,239 Speaker 1: the commies will bounce President poopy pants at the convention. 10 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: Do you think the debate in June is going to 11 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: be the reason? Why? Think about it? He says. They 12 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: send him out there without his medical fortifications, he falls 13 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: flat on his face, and Trump surges in the polls. 14 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,119 Speaker 1: Now they have to get rid of him. Thoughts question Mark. Okay, first, 15 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 1: that's just my theory. I need to clarify that it's 16 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 1: just a theory. I don't have inside knowledge that they're 17 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,960 Speaker 1: going to jump dump Joe Biden. I could be wrong. 18 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,759 Speaker 1: I have so many of my friends who vehemently disagree 19 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,680 Speaker 1: with me on this, and they're all sharp people. Buck 20 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 1: Buck Sexton like we're buddies, like we have a bed 21 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: about this. We have texted back and forth about this. 22 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 1: He thinks I'm insane. He thinks there's no way they 23 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: can dump him, that it's too late in him, And 24 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: he might be totally right. He's no idiots. Buck knows 25 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:42,199 Speaker 1: what he's doing. So it's just a prediction of mine. 26 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: The reason I made the prediction was, the system doesn't 27 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: care about anyone. Remember, the system cares about the system. 28 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: The system doesn't care about Joe Biden. If the poll 29 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: numbers continue to look bad, the approval rating's bad, he 30 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 1: can't talk. If it looks like Joe Biden is the 31 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: most unpopular president in American history after four years, and 32 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: right now, that's what it looks like. I just cannot 33 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: see how they would ever run him. Now, let me 34 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 1: clarify again. There are a couple of technical things I 35 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: need to clear up here. He's not going to drop 36 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: out and cannot drop out now. And there's not going 37 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: to be a new challenger to Joe Biden now. The 38 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 1: way the rules in the primary system is set up, 39 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: that's not something that can happen. Zero zip silch. It 40 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: will never happen. Delegates that Joe Biden has already won 41 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: and will continue to win. They are what's called bound 42 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 1: to him, meaning the delegate can't just say I'm leaving 43 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: change my mind. They aren't his. They belong to him. 44 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: What has to take place if what I'm saying turns 45 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 1: out to be true. What has to take place is 46 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: Joe Biden has to go to the convention. He has 47 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: to accept the nomination and then hand it off. After 48 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: he accepts it, he can turn because of the way 49 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: the Democrats wrote the rules, he can essentially turn and 50 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: hand it to anyone who freaking wants. He can hand 51 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: it to anyone he wants. That if it's going to happen, 52 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: that's how it will happen. Now, now that's a theory, 53 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,679 Speaker 1: your theory on. They're not going to medicate him for 54 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 1: the debate and drop him out afterwards. What am I 55 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: supposed to do? Tell you? And you're an idiot. It's 56 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: just as solid as my theory. I gave you my theory. Now, 57 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 1: I don't believe you that they'll withhold his meds for 58 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: the Trump Biden debate because remember, yes, Joe Biden is 59 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 1: controlled and goes where he's told and whatnot. But him 60 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: and his wife. They still do make sure some things 61 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,119 Speaker 1: are done a certain way. They would never let him. 62 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:59,119 Speaker 1: Jill would never let them skip on Joe Biden's medication. 63 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: She just wouldn't allow that. Remember Jill Biden, Remember how 64 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: horrible this human being is. Jill Biden's husband has dementia. 65 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:13,839 Speaker 1: Now this is her husband. Remember what. I know. Life 66 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 1: is hard and it doesn't always work out that way. 67 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: But I want you to listen to this. I want 68 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: you to listen to this speaking of Jill Biden. Listen 69 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: to that. We played it last night, We'll play it again. 70 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 1: Now let it play longer. Listen to how Harrison Butker 71 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 1: speaks about his wife, and you can just tell how 72 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: she must speak about him. 73 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 2: For the ladies present today, Congratulations on an amazing accomplishment. 74 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 2: You should be proud of all that you have achieved 75 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 2: to this point in your young lives. I want to 76 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 2: speak directly to you briefly because I think it is 77 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,039 Speaker 2: you the women who have had the most diabolical lies 78 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,479 Speaker 2: told to you. How many of you are sitting here 79 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 2: now about to cross this stage and are thinking about 80 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 2: all the promotions and titles you are going to get 81 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 2: in your career Some of you may go on to 82 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,479 Speaker 2: leads successful careers in the world, but I would venture 83 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,360 Speaker 2: to guess that the majority of you are most excited 84 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 2: about your marriage and the children you will bring into 85 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 2: this world. I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle, 86 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 2: would be the first to say that her life truly 87 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 2: started when she began living her vocation as a wife 88 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 2: and as a mother. I'm on this stage today and 89 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 2: able to be the man I am because I have 90 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 2: a wife who leans into her vocation. I'm beyond blessed 91 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 2: with the many talents God has given me. But it 92 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,599 Speaker 2: cannot be overstated that all of my success is made 93 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 2: possible because a girl I met in band class back 94 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:48,480 Speaker 2: in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife, 95 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 2: and embrace one of the most important titles of all homemaker. 96 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: Now let me ask you something, having never even heard 97 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: from her. If Harrison Butker was President of the United 98 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: States of America and developed dementia as happens in older people, 99 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 1: and embarrassed himself in front of a single room of 100 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: people even one time, how quickly do you think his 101 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,680 Speaker 1: loving wife would step in and say we're done, my 102 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: husband's retiring and We're going to go get care because 103 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,720 Speaker 1: the man I love is not going to be humiliated 104 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: at the end of his life in front of the 105 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: whole world. How quickly if she was president then she 106 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 1: developed dementia, how quickly would that man step in one 107 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 1: flub once grew up one time forgetting where she was? 108 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 1: He would step in. No, this is my bride, this 109 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: is the end of her life. We're going to go 110 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: get her some rest and care. We're done here. Joe 111 00:06:53,240 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 1: Biden's husband, Joe is mocked across the planet. Saudi Arabian 112 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: television shows do mockups of how old and lost Joe 113 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 1: Biden is. It is in intern It's not a national joke. 114 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 1: It's not a joke in Republican circles. Oh, Italy too, 115 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: I forgot about that, Chris, good call Italy did it too? 116 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: It is an international joke. Joe Biden at the end 117 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 1: of his life is an international embarrassment and an international punchline. 118 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 1: Everyone in separate languages make fun of him, and Jill, 119 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:40,400 Speaker 1: Biden's wife doesn't give a crap. Must be good to 120 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 1: be first lady, is all I gotta say. Must be 121 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: real good to be first lady? What kind of a woman. 122 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:52,680 Speaker 1: What kind of a witch would allow her husband, at 123 00:07:52,720 --> 00:08:02,200 Speaker 1: the end of his days to embarrass himself for what money, power, prestige? 124 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: Who would do such a thing? Yeah, so Jill Biden 125 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 1: is gonna make sure that Joe Biden has a souped 126 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 1: up cocktail and be ready to go because she got 127 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,720 Speaker 1: to stay first. Lady Baby air Force one. Hey, Joe, 128 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 1: go out there and poop your pants in front of 129 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: the Pope again. If you need me, I'll be at Bloomingdale's. 130 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 1: Woo freaking terrible. Yeah, that just it seems me to 131 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 1: no end. And I hate Joe Biden, right, I can't 132 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,160 Speaker 1: stand him. I can't stand him. He's been a liar 133 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,280 Speaker 1: and a jerk to everybody the entirety of his career. 134 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 1: He's treated his staffers like crap, He's treated everyone around him. 135 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: I don't even like that man. And I look at 136 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:47,200 Speaker 1: Joe when he embarrasses himself and yeah, we have fun 137 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: with it here on the show, and every time he does, 138 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 1: I think about his wife and I say, how in 139 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,640 Speaker 1: the world could you allow this to go on? How 140 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: in the world could you allow your husband to be humiliated? 141 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,959 Speaker 1: Have you been around people going through this? This is 142 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:08,079 Speaker 1: what we see on camera, the anger, the stress they 143 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,680 Speaker 1: struggle with behind it. It's heartbreaking. Maybe you know someone, 144 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 1: maybe someone very close to who's going through dementia right 145 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,679 Speaker 1: now at the end of their lives. It's heartbreaking on everybody, 146 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 1: on the people suffering from it, on their loved ones. 147 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,520 Speaker 1: They need rest, they need care, they need these things. 148 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: Jill Biden throws a suit on her husband and kicks 149 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:28,680 Speaker 1: him to the wolves every day so she can be 150 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,320 Speaker 1: first lady. Oh oh, she's gonna make sure he has 151 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 1: his drugs for the debate. Trusts me. Hey, oracle, he 152 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 1: say that comedies will bounce President All. I already read 153 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:39,840 Speaker 1: that one, oracle. My wife and I are about to 154 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: have our first child. I'm a farrier and my wife 155 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,400 Speaker 1: is a veteran. I have no idea how we'll pull 156 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,839 Speaker 1: it off. Chris, what's a farrier? Will you look that up? 157 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,199 Speaker 1: F A R R I E R. I want to 158 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 1: sound smart on the radio. I have no idea how 159 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,920 Speaker 1: we'll pull it off, but we both want to homeschool her. 160 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,080 Speaker 1: We refuse to hand our baby girl over to a 161 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: bunch of turbo communists so they can turn her into 162 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: one of them. What are your thoughts on homeschooling. He says, ps, 163 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,600 Speaker 1: suck it up and buy the Night Vision. Your family 164 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:11,840 Speaker 1: is depending on you. My wife and I love the show. 165 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,600 Speaker 1: You can say my name is name is Jordan. Ah. 166 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:17,200 Speaker 1: It's just so wonderful. They're about to have their first baby, Jordan. 167 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:21,199 Speaker 1: Congrats to you and your bride. All right, homeschooling always 168 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: a spicy topic. I'll give you all my thoughts on 169 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: homeschooling in just a moment. Then we still have to 170 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 1: talk about KSO and many other things. First, though, let's 171 00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:36,040 Speaker 1: do something really quickly. Takes ten minutes. 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It is the 191 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. And ask doctor Jesse Friday. 192 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,720 Speaker 1: And we are moving along here. Let's get to some 193 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,920 Speaker 1: more emails, because we have many. Dear Oracle, I love 194 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 1: the show in the book, I hated the day myacpin broke. Yes, 195 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,840 Speaker 1: I wore it nearly every day, and yes it went 196 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 1: through the wash of time or two. We need to 197 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,560 Speaker 1: churn out another batch of those. By the way, don't 198 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,200 Speaker 1: let me forget that, Chris. We'll find a discount or something. 199 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,560 Speaker 1: You go find us, find us a good deal somewhere. 200 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 1: Ten months ago I was a couch potato when my 201 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,079 Speaker 1: dime asked me to go to the gym with her. 202 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: Five months ago, I started running. Three months ago, I 203 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,520 Speaker 1: signed up for my first marathon. Dad gun, This dude's 204 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 1: an animal. I listened to you via podcast every single 205 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,960 Speaker 1: training run, and your Friday evening show gets me through 206 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,800 Speaker 1: most of the way, most of the way through my 207 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:34,000 Speaker 1: long runs. The longest so far is eighteen miles. Dang, 208 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,199 Speaker 1: you inspire me, and I hope this inspires someone else. 209 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,840 Speaker 1: I'd be honored if you said my name and his 210 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:44,040 Speaker 1: name is Jason. How about that? PS. The Cleveland Marathon 211 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:48,840 Speaker 1: is Sunday, May nineteenth. If you read this Friday, May seventeenth, 212 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 1: during hour three, it might give me the boost I 213 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,800 Speaker 1: need to finish. And he finishes it off by saying 214 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,480 Speaker 1: I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me. 215 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: I have an idea that Jason is going to do 216 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,079 Speaker 1: just finding Cleveland on Sunday, and best of luck to you, 217 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:07,760 Speaker 1: sir marathons. The wife ran a half marathon one time, 218 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,559 Speaker 1: and I thought about trying to do it with her. 219 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,560 Speaker 1: It was back when we lived in DC, which is 220 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 1: a really cool place to do a marathon or something 221 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,560 Speaker 1: like that. Well, probably not anymore because you get shot, 222 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: but back then you would run by all the monuments 223 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:20,960 Speaker 1: and everything. I thought about doing it with her, and 224 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,120 Speaker 1: then I watched there's just so much running. They were 225 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:29,080 Speaker 1: just always running a lot of running. And I remember thinking, 226 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 1: that doesn't that doesn't look like fun. That's way too 227 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,160 Speaker 1: much running. But it's it's very impressive the people that 228 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 1: do it. I did find out that a lot of 229 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,640 Speaker 1: the marathon runners pooped themselves if they have to go, 230 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,840 Speaker 1: and that wasn't ideal. I mean, it made me laugh, 231 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,839 Speaker 1: but that, well, yeah, Chris, if you're like the competitive ones, 232 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,320 Speaker 1: if you're out there and you're doing your thing, you 233 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,439 Speaker 1: know you're running along and you gotta go and you're racing. 234 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:54,840 Speaker 1: You're racing other people for time. You can't bank on 235 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,600 Speaker 1: it being a fifteen minute or you gotta just unleash 236 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:02,640 Speaker 1: the fury. What, Chris, They've got to have a diet 237 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,920 Speaker 1: they go on to cleanse all that. Well, I don't 238 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,040 Speaker 1: know how it works. I don't have any idea what 239 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,640 Speaker 1: they're doing exactly, but you can go look it up 240 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:13,720 Speaker 1: right now. There's some poopy pants on these marathon runs, 241 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, And imagine running behind one of those guys. 242 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 1: All of a sudden you're slipping and you don't be terrible, 243 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,640 Speaker 1: absolutely terrible. Now we know why the guys from Kenya 244 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 1: do at barefoot. Dear doctor Jesse, while I'm literally old 245 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 1: enough to be your mother, I have to tell you 246 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 1: how much I enjoy your sense of humor. My dad 247 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,880 Speaker 1: was always doing things to embarrass my brother and I 248 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,600 Speaker 1: when we were kids, such as standing up in a 249 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 1: movie theater and leading the national anthem like a conductor 250 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: on the orchestra. My question for you is, what's your 251 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,760 Speaker 1: favorite thing to do to embarrass your boys? Hats off 252 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,560 Speaker 1: to you and your wife were raising them right. Our 253 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 1: men could use, Our country could use more strong men 254 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,000 Speaker 1: with a sense of humor. Her name's Wendy. Oh, that's easy. 255 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: Whether what's the thing I do that I love to 256 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,800 Speaker 1: do to embarrass them the most? 257 00:14:59,480 --> 00:14:59,800 Speaker 2: All right? 258 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 1: Oh? You know I love food, and I fully acknowledge 259 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,040 Speaker 1: that I have, as my wife calls it, an unhealthy 260 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,160 Speaker 1: obsession with food. I know that, I know. I know 261 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,600 Speaker 1: food actually governs my happiness in a lot of ways. 262 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,520 Speaker 1: It's really unhealthy and wrong, I know. But I love food. 263 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:22,280 Speaker 1: I love it. I love eating it, I love smelling it, 264 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 1: and I love talking about it. And I will. I 265 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 1: am that guy forty two going on eighty two, I 266 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:38,240 Speaker 1: will talk to strangers about their food and I have 267 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 1: always been under the impression I've never had a negative 268 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: reaction to this at all, especially when you're dealing with 269 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,760 Speaker 1: another dude. Long before I had a wife kids. If 270 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,200 Speaker 1: I'm eating in a restaurant and some dude orders something 271 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 1: beside me, I'll look over. I'm gout, Dude, that looks good. 272 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,840 Speaker 1: What is that I want to order that I've never 273 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,680 Speaker 1: once had? Never once? Is there bring a negative response 274 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,720 Speaker 1: all the time. Look, dudes take it as a compliment. 275 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:06,520 Speaker 1: They're all, oh, yeah, man's this is the booden sandwich. 276 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,600 Speaker 1: I highly recommend it. I get it anytime I come 277 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,080 Speaker 1: in here. All right, thanks, man. It's very very cordial. 278 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 1: It's very very cordial. Well, boys, especially young men and women. 279 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:21,480 Speaker 1: This applies to young men and women, even ones who 280 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: are raised in good homes and confident and happy. You're 281 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,160 Speaker 1: not quite sure of yourself yet because you're just growing, 282 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 1: especially when you hit the twelve and thirteen year old 283 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 1: You're skinny, you can't talk to girls, you can't talk 284 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,320 Speaker 1: to boys, you got a pimple on your face. You're 285 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,160 Speaker 1: just not as sure of yourself as you will be 286 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 1: when you go on later in life. And so I 287 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:45,120 Speaker 1: take advantage of that by whenever I'm out with the family, 288 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,760 Speaker 1: if you're at a table next to me, I'm gonna 289 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 1: ask you what you're eating. If it looks good, I'll 290 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,960 Speaker 1: ask them. I've done it to my sons because they're 291 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,720 Speaker 1: so horrified by it, they'll just put their head in 292 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,840 Speaker 1: their hands. I've done it in airports. Last time we 293 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,520 Speaker 1: were in an airport. We were flying out of Houston. 294 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 1: I forget where we were going. We were flying out 295 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,399 Speaker 1: of Houston and we were walking somewhere and some dude 296 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 1: walked was walking the other way. It walked right by us, 297 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: and he had a pizza and he had it open 298 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:13,879 Speaker 1: and he was eating it and it looked fantastic. And 299 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,040 Speaker 1: as we walked by, this look right there, said dude, 300 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:19,359 Speaker 1: that looks amazing. Where'd you get that? He said, oh, man, thanks, 301 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,920 Speaker 1: If you walk down there, it's like five gates down 302 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 1: on the left. My son's By the time I got 303 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,879 Speaker 1: done talking to him, they were a half mile ahead 304 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,600 Speaker 1: of me in the airport, just trying to get away 305 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,240 Speaker 1: as fast as humanly possible. It is one of my 306 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,720 Speaker 1: most favorite things to do because it combines two things. 307 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: I love food and embarrassing my sons. When you can 308 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,720 Speaker 1: do both of those things when you look, as the 309 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:46,120 Speaker 1: old saying goes, when you find something you truly love 310 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: to do, you will never work a day in your life, 311 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:54,200 Speaker 1: embarrassing my wife and children. It's a passion project of mine. 312 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:58,640 Speaker 1: And I have to say I'm pretty good. All right, 313 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:05,080 Speaker 1: Let's move on to other things. Taxes. You haven't talked much. Taxes. 314 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,439 Speaker 1: How how much is too much? Hang on? He doesn't 315 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,960 Speaker 1: care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly. 316 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,840 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and 317 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse Friday, and I want to touch on 318 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 1: this really quickly before I get back to the questions. 319 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,760 Speaker 1: This is a local news report out of Mississippi. Mississippi 320 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,240 Speaker 1: pass legislation to keep the train. He's out of the 321 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:33,800 Speaker 1: women's room. 322 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,960 Speaker 3: Now eight years later, Mississippi is passing a bathroom bill, 323 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,400 Speaker 3: but supporters say it's legislation designed to protect women and girls. 324 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:46,080 Speaker 3: The Safer Act stands for securing areas for females effectively 325 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,359 Speaker 3: and responsibly act. 326 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,399 Speaker 2: Have do not know of anybody in this body that 327 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:53,560 Speaker 2: does not want to protect our women, our teenage daughters, 328 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,880 Speaker 2: or our young granddaughters. 329 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,520 Speaker 1: Are young boys and young men for that matter as well. 330 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:03,199 Speaker 3: But the ACLU argues, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it. 331 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,360 Speaker 1: I just I would get and point out that I'm 332 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,840 Speaker 1: glad they passed this law. It's good that we're protecting 333 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,240 Speaker 1: young women. It's good. It's good. It's good. But probably 334 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:16,120 Speaker 1: not a great sign for the society we have when 335 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,399 Speaker 1: you have to pass laws preventing men from going into 336 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:23,160 Speaker 1: the women's room, that's that's a bad sign. Dear King 337 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:27,720 Speaker 1: k SOO connoisseur, curious what your thoughts are of kso 338 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 1: that has corn added to it. It's an automatic no 339 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:37,119 Speaker 1: for me. His name is Jake, he requested this. Corn 340 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:42,800 Speaker 1: is Corn's okay? Look, I'm anti vegetable as a rule, 341 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:47,720 Speaker 1: as a general principle, I'm anti vegetable, what Chris I am. However, 342 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:52,120 Speaker 1: corn on the cob is actually not that bad when 343 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,640 Speaker 1: you smear it in butter and then you dump pepper 344 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,920 Speaker 1: all over it. Buttered and peppered corn on the cob 345 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,719 Speaker 1: is fantastic. You could just sit and munch on that. 346 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,360 Speaker 1: Watch your ear force buddies eat it with two hands. 347 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:09,480 Speaker 1: Corn on the cob can be delicious, But anything other 348 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,639 Speaker 1: than that corn is very, very, very average, And I 349 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:19,160 Speaker 1: would never taint caso with it. What, Chris, corn tortillas 350 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,400 Speaker 1: are not great. Chris, corn tortillas are for people with 351 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,879 Speaker 1: no taste and no class and no sophistication. I have 352 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,560 Speaker 1: to make them fresh. I'm sorry, but I married a 353 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,560 Speaker 1: white woman. How am I supposed to make corn tortillas? 354 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,920 Speaker 1: And how no one makes corn tortillas? In my eye, 355 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:40,720 Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who makes corn tortillas. What you're 356 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,480 Speaker 1: outside of your mind? You need a Mexican woman to 357 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,399 Speaker 1: make the best tortillas. White dudes and white people do 358 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,560 Speaker 1: not what Michael. 359 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:49,399 Speaker 2: A. 360 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:53,680 Speaker 1: Low Tas, I don't know her. Who is she? What? 361 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:53,760 Speaker 2: What? 362 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,240 Speaker 1: Either way, corn tortillas are garbage and corn's garbage. Jessie, 363 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:01,040 Speaker 1: I don't believe I heard any politician answer this. But 364 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,800 Speaker 1: how much taxes are enough? Well, I'm not going to 365 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: answer the question me Personally, I would go with something 366 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,040 Speaker 1: like a flat tax every single person pays ten percent. 367 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:18,040 Speaker 1: But I will say this, it's very very revealing if 368 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:21,560 Speaker 1: you know how to listen to the communists, It's very 369 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,919 Speaker 1: revealing the things they say. What's What's one of the 370 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:31,480 Speaker 1: ultimate lines that democrats use every time Republicans try to 371 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 1: do the one decent thing they ever do, which is 372 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,280 Speaker 1: cut your taxes. What do Democrats say? What do they say? 373 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:44,280 Speaker 1: They pass tax cuts that weren't paid for. They pass 374 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:52,920 Speaker 1: tax cuts that weren't paid for. Excuse me, it's our money. 375 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,439 Speaker 1: The government spending is what's not paid for. But what 376 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:02,080 Speaker 1: it really reveals is how how they view the government 377 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 1: citizen relationship. Because when you say that they pass tax 378 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,199 Speaker 1: cuts that weren't paid for, what it does is it 379 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:14,400 Speaker 1: makes it very, very obvious that you think all of 380 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,080 Speaker 1: my money actually belongs to you, and that anything I 381 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:22,600 Speaker 1: keep you have simply allowed me to keep in your benevolence. 382 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,800 Speaker 1: That's why they talk the way they talk tax cuts 383 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 1: that weren't paid for. Gosh, these people, Jesse. Don't you 384 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,040 Speaker 1: think Trump's pick for VP must be the best person 385 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:36,399 Speaker 1: to become president after Trump's second term ends. That person 386 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,600 Speaker 1: is Ronda Santis. We are in an unprecedented situation. Desantus 387 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 1: knows d C, knows our state houses. He can help 388 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: Trump the most, while Trump can groom him to run 389 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,560 Speaker 1: for president. Your thoughts, I need to burst everyone's bubble again. 390 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,479 Speaker 1: If you're a Trump person hoping for this, or if 391 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: you're a DeSantis person, hoping for this. I know this 392 00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,400 Speaker 1: is going to be difficult to hear, so I'm going 393 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,879 Speaker 1: to explain something to you. And this is not a theory. 394 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: Remember I tell you when I have a theory, and 395 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,120 Speaker 1: I tell you when I know things. These two men 396 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,680 Speaker 1: do not like each other. They do not like each 397 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:12,440 Speaker 1: other even a little bit. Donald Trump is offended beyond 398 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,160 Speaker 1: belief that Ron De Santis challenged him in the primary. 399 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,440 Speaker 1: He is so offended by it that as recently as 400 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,639 Speaker 1: a month ago, he was trying to find primary challenges 401 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,480 Speaker 1: against any congressman who endorsed Rond de Santis. That's how 402 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,920 Speaker 1: all I know it's bad. That's how deep it goes. 403 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: He is offended beyond belief. And Ron de Santis is 404 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,479 Speaker 1: mortified by Donald Trump. They are not friends. He is 405 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,239 Speaker 1: not an admirer. He considers Donald Trump to be the 406 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:46,480 Speaker 1: most selfish idiot in politics. Now, I know nobody wants 407 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,600 Speaker 1: to hear that. Everyone wants to think that these two 408 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,879 Speaker 1: juggernauts are gonna get together and work everything out. I 409 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,960 Speaker 1: don't care what you think about anything I just said. 410 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, these two were not going 411 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,159 Speaker 1: to get together. The Santas endorse Trump has announced he 412 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 1: will fund raise for Trump as kind of a that's 413 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,040 Speaker 1: kind of a thing everybody does. Trump's the Republican nominee. 414 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,040 Speaker 1: I'm a Republican governor. I'm a gonna throw you a 415 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,920 Speaker 1: big fundraiser at some fantasy mansion in Florida and then say, 416 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:14,000 Speaker 1: I fundraised for you. These two men are never getting together. 417 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 1: They have completely opposite views on life and government. And 418 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,800 Speaker 1: now the rift is way too deep. And you can 419 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,919 Speaker 1: email me and say, but they should set aside that. 420 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,359 Speaker 1: Trump should set that outside. Desantus should set that aside. Okay, 421 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,560 Speaker 1: should have Kuda woulda. These are men gigantic type as 422 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,080 Speaker 1: with gigantic egos, and they're not going to do that. 423 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: That's not how men work. Donald Trump is the billionaire, 424 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,720 Speaker 1: former president of the United States of America and now 425 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 1: Republican nominee to be president again. Donald Trump thinks pretty 426 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:49,120 Speaker 1: highly of himself. Ron DeSantis is the greatest governor in America, 427 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,560 Speaker 1: probably the greatest governor in my entire lifetime. Has turned 428 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,120 Speaker 1: Florida from a purple state into a blood red bastion 429 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,880 Speaker 1: of freedom. And he's pretty stinking common that he knows 430 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,880 Speaker 1: exactly what he's doing. He has a big ego too, 431 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,399 Speaker 1: and he ain't gonna sacrifice it for him. They're not 432 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,720 Speaker 1: going to work together. You can drop the DeSantis for 433 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,000 Speaker 1: VP stuff. You know it's gonna be. You think it's 434 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,600 Speaker 1: too bad now, Chris, I think I've said this before, 435 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,000 Speaker 1: but you can go ahead and write it down again. 436 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,360 Speaker 1: Wait for the next one. You want to know what's 437 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,280 Speaker 1: coming in twenty twenty eight, here's what's gonna come. So Vivek. 438 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,600 Speaker 1: You know Vivek, A lot of you are Vivek fans. Well, 439 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,920 Speaker 1: you saw how Vivek treated Ron DeSantis during the primary 440 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 1: versus how you treat he treated Trump right every day. 441 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,119 Speaker 1: It was the Santus is a scumbag. This guy sucks. 442 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,880 Speaker 1: I love Trump, He's the best wood Trump. Love you. 443 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,080 Speaker 1: You know why he did that. You know why he 444 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,719 Speaker 1: did that, right. Vivek, for whatever you think of him, 445 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,760 Speaker 1: love him or hate him, is a very intelligent, very 446 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,520 Speaker 1: ambitious person. He wants to run for president again in 447 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,399 Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight. He did all that at to set 448 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:06,480 Speaker 1: himself up as the Trump heir apparent. He's gonna try 449 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,679 Speaker 1: to take all those America First Maga Trump people and 450 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,840 Speaker 1: get Trump's blessing. Trump's endorsement and be the Republican nominee 451 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,880 Speaker 1: for president in twenty twenty eight. And Ron de Santus 452 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,719 Speaker 1: is one thousand percent going to run again in twenty 453 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:25,680 Speaker 1: twenty eight. There's going to be a vvak vivak. However, 454 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:31,000 Speaker 1: say it Ron DeSantis clash coming again in about four years, 455 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,320 Speaker 1: So you can might as well gird your loins for 456 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,359 Speaker 1: it now and buckle up because it's coming. Chris. I 457 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,439 Speaker 1: know that's a long one. Go ahead and notch that 458 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,000 Speaker 1: one down, buddy, because when that one comes true, I'm 459 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:45,880 Speaker 1: just gonna be obnoxious. Don't worry, Chris, it's not complicated. 460 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,119 Speaker 2: Not an attempt to ban TikTok. 461 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,640 Speaker 1: Well, it's an attempt to make TikTok better. 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So go ten boxes, maybe twenty boxes. 479 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,760 Speaker 1: Who knows they have female vitality stacks for the ladies too. 480 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:05,280 Speaker 1: We have one segment left and there are questions all 481 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 1: over the map. Political and non kurger Loins were getting ready. 482 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,639 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The 483 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,640 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, 484 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,760 Speaker 1: I hope you are ready to dominate the weekend by 485 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,360 Speaker 1: spending time with your family in your community. I had 486 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,159 Speaker 1: to do a political thing last night. They asked me 487 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:33,720 Speaker 1: to moderate the debate. There was a forum a candidate 488 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,199 Speaker 1: for him. I don't think I call it a debate. 489 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,880 Speaker 1: They're trying to choose who's going to run the Republican Party. 490 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:45,320 Speaker 1: In Texas and whatnot. And I'll say this, it was 491 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,400 Speaker 1: really old in there, and I didn't like it. And 492 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,320 Speaker 1: it's not that I don't mind. It's not that I 493 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,400 Speaker 1: don't like spending time around old people. But man, I'm 494 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,760 Speaker 1: forty two and I'm pretty sure I was the youngest 495 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,720 Speaker 1: one in the building. Oh, we have got to have 496 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,280 Speaker 1: more than just old people get involved in politics. Yeah, 497 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,720 Speaker 1: old people are gonna get involved in politics, and that's good. 498 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: We need them involved. But we can't just rely on 499 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 1: the freaking senior citizens. It was an old crowd out there, 500 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 1: an old crowd. We younger people have got to dig in. 501 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,520 Speaker 1: We got to dig into. We can't just leave it 502 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,160 Speaker 1: on the poor senior citizens. They're on the back nine 503 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,760 Speaker 1: and we're banking on them to save us. All to 504 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,760 Speaker 1: your showgun oracle. My wife finally heard about the meme 505 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,600 Speaker 1: of how often men think about the Roman Empire and 506 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,120 Speaker 1: asked me if there are other weird her words things 507 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 1: I think about. I'm a little embarrassed to admit the 508 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,680 Speaker 1: amount of time I've spent thinking about and watching videos 509 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,040 Speaker 1: of hypothetical animal fights. If there's a video about a 510 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,000 Speaker 1: lion versus a tiger or a silver back versus a grizzly. 511 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 1: I've seen it, thought deeply about it, and played Devil's 512 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,200 Speaker 1: advocate about what I decided. Do you have any weird 513 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,720 Speaker 1: obsessions you'd like to confess on radio? Okay, First of all, 514 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:07,800 Speaker 1: you should understand something, sir. Your animal fights video is 515 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:12,160 Speaker 1: the most dude thing ever. And here's how you know 516 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,200 Speaker 1: it's the most dude thing ever. Won I do the 517 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,880 Speaker 1: same thing I have since I was a child. Always 518 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,840 Speaker 1: wanted to know who would win this or that, this 519 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,080 Speaker 1: or that, who would win what would happen here? So 520 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,440 Speaker 1: you're not alone? And here's how not alone you are. 521 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 1: They used to do things like this in the ancient 522 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,240 Speaker 1: world all the time, the gladiator games. They'd put the 523 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:38,320 Speaker 1: animals in there against people against each other because there 524 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:42,680 Speaker 1: is an appetite to see who is the strongest, who 525 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:49,120 Speaker 1: is the best. As for me, all right, so I'm 526 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,880 Speaker 1: not a survivalist. I really am not. Yes, I do preparations, 527 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,280 Speaker 1: I do, you know, ammunition and food in emergency water. 528 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 1: And I do make prep I really genuinely do. But 529 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,520 Speaker 1: I do not freak about it, and I'm not obsessed 530 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,880 Speaker 1: about it. I don't spend the weekends building a nuclear 531 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:14,880 Speaker 1: bunker in my backyard. However, being abandoned on a desert island, 532 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 1: you know, cast away sto Robinson Crusoe's style. I probably 533 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:26,280 Speaker 1: probably once a day I think about how I would do, 534 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,000 Speaker 1: what I would do. I've gone through. If I'm sitting 535 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,720 Speaker 1: there daydreaming on the way to work, I've gone through 536 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,480 Speaker 1: on my head, how I would catch fish? Am I 537 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,000 Speaker 1: one hundred percent sure I could start a fire? What 538 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:43,360 Speaker 1: would I do for shelter? If I have thought about 539 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,200 Speaker 1: this extensively, And I don't know why, it's it's not 540 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:51,360 Speaker 1: a it's not that I want it, obviously, it's a 541 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,040 Speaker 1: I want to know if I if I'm made of 542 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,000 Speaker 1: strong enough stuff to survive, and would I try to 543 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,440 Speaker 1: get off the island? Would I stay there forever? Would 544 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,240 Speaker 1: I try to build a raft? Would I just write 545 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: SOS in the sale? Oh? I've done it all in 546 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,560 Speaker 1: my head. I've done it all in my mind. I've 547 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,200 Speaker 1: built an entire city for me. I've bet all I 548 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,880 Speaker 1: know and I'm not even a builder. I don't even 549 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,960 Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. But I don't know why. I 550 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,080 Speaker 1: want to know if I could do it. And no, 551 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,880 Speaker 1: I'm not going to sign up to do the show 552 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,960 Speaker 1: Survivor or something like that. I'm not doing any of that, 553 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: but I tell you I've thought about it many, many, 554 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,120 Speaker 1: many times, and I'll tell you one thing. If I went, 555 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,960 Speaker 1: I would most definitely have a hatchet. If I was allowed, 556 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,320 Speaker 1: I'd have a knife, and I would definitely bring along 557 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:43,040 Speaker 1: my burn a pistol launcher, because what Chris listen burn 558 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:47,400 Speaker 1: a pistol launchers. Not only are they a non lethal option, 559 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: I believe in lethal and non lethal. They're a non 560 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,520 Speaker 1: lethal option. They shoot these pepper balls or tear gas balls. 561 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,720 Speaker 1: They're legal in all fifty states with no background check, 562 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,440 Speaker 1: no permit required. They mail it to your on tour, 563 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,080 Speaker 1: so no matter what island I'm on, it will be 564 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,960 Speaker 1: legal for me to have my Berna. What Chris, go, 565 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,360 Speaker 1: get a burn a pistol launcher. Swap teams around the 566 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,160 Speaker 1: country use it. These things save lives. They're already saving lives. 567 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,760 Speaker 1: Go look, over half a million are already gone and 568 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,040 Speaker 1: climbing people are obsessed with these things, and they should be. 569 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:26,040 Speaker 1: Berna is b Why RNA Berna dot com slash Jesse 570 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:31,600 Speaker 1: gets you ten percent off B Why Rna susy? These 571 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,640 Speaker 1: things are awesome and practicing with them is so much fun. 572 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,600 Speaker 1: Get the practice rounds, you won't regret it. And now 573 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,360 Speaker 1: here's a headline by go you know you know the 574 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:47,960 Speaker 1: thing emails we didn't get to you. What do you 575 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,000 Speaker 1: think about the Glen Youngkin as Donald or think about 576 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,760 Speaker 1: Glen Younkin as Donald Trump's vice president? I like it 577 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,880 Speaker 1: a lot. If we thought Virginia was in play, and 578 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,400 Speaker 1: it might be, I guess I like it a lot. 579 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,120 Speaker 1: I hear great things about Glenn. I hear he's not 580 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:05,480 Speaker 1: nearly as as moderate establishment as he appears. He has 581 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,279 Speaker 1: to appear that way because it's Virginia. But from what 582 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,719 Speaker 1: I hear, and I don't know him, but I know 583 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,520 Speaker 1: people who know him. I've heard he's hardcore, but he 584 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,320 Speaker 1: has to do the kind of will I'm just a 585 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,200 Speaker 1: nice Republican type things. He's trying to get elected in Virginia. 586 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,200 Speaker 1: I've heard he's pretty good. Hey, mister soft mouth, crispy 587 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,879 Speaker 1: chip hater. My wife is the epitome of a norma. 588 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,319 Speaker 1: She literally knows nothing about politics. She comes to me 589 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 1: for all her political opinions. Do you think single women 590 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:36,280 Speaker 1: vote Democrat because they're uninformed doults like my wife? He said, 591 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,960 Speaker 1: just kidding. If so, can we amend the Nineteenth Amendment 592 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 1: to married women only? What stay you listen? I don't 593 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,840 Speaker 1: know why you guys complain about this. You think my 594 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,440 Speaker 1: wife doesn't ask me who to vote for, who to 595 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,400 Speaker 1: vote for, what issues to vote on? And she is 596 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,920 Speaker 1: a political person, but she still comes and asks me. 597 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,399 Speaker 1: And you know what, I wouldn't want it any other way. 598 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,279 Speaker 1: Because I get two votes in my house, I have 599 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:03,960 Speaker 1: twice the voting power of you. Mister pre diabetic, I'm fine, 600 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,440 Speaker 1: I'm not pre diabetic. When I was in the Corps, 601 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,840 Speaker 1: guys in the galley and in the band were promoted 602 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,600 Speaker 1: more easily over the grunts. Why was this? There's a 603 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,960 Speaker 1: launtery list of reasons why guys in some fields get 604 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,640 Speaker 1: promoted faster than guys in other fields. A lot of 605 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,240 Speaker 1: it can come down to simply room. How much room 606 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:29,000 Speaker 1: is there? Meaning, if you're in the Marine Corps, they're 607 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,920 Speaker 1: only going to promote so many guys to sergeant in 608 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,080 Speaker 1: an area or in a unit. So do a lot 609 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,759 Speaker 1: of guys qualified? Do not many guys qualified? If you're 610 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,240 Speaker 1: in one of the band, I mean, how many frigging 611 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,880 Speaker 1: guys are in the band? So there are gonna be 612 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,560 Speaker 1: slots that are going to open up. Jesse. When people 613 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,840 Speaker 1: show up at my door uninvited, I have a blanket 614 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,319 Speaker 1: policy to slightly open the inner door, but keep the 615 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:56,279 Speaker 1: security door closed. Tonight, an order teenage girl came by 616 00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,000 Speaker 1: and I pulled my standard standard operation and I got 617 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,880 Speaker 1: yelled at by my wife and kids. Am I a jerk? 618 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,279 Speaker 1: I think I'm helping because I never give money or 619 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:10,680 Speaker 1: buy their stuff so they save time. See I'm helpful. Listen, Uh, 620 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,719 Speaker 1: I don't think it's wrong to answer the door halfway. 621 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,319 Speaker 1: To only open the door halfway, it's certainly better than 622 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,920 Speaker 1: how I answer the door. I answer the door with 623 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,680 Speaker 1: a weapon every time. Every time. It's in my right hand. 624 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,440 Speaker 1: It's hidden behind my thigh. You can't see it, but 625 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,640 Speaker 1: every single time I'm turned to the side if I 626 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,120 Speaker 1: answer my door, I have a gun. It all. There's 627 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,880 Speaker 1: that's That's how I do it. My family's mortified. Now 628 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,919 Speaker 1: I'm not changing. I like me. It's the weekend. Time 629 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,200 Speaker 1: put your phone down. We'll pick it up again on Monday. 630 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,280 Speaker 1: Medal of honor Mondays come and we'll have a blast. 631 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,879 Speaker 1: All right, that's all.