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Speaker 1: I always tell people that this show won't make you smarter,

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Speaker 1: but it should make you laugh. All right, so accurate. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: How often do you guys use like uber eats or

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Speaker 2: door dash to deliver food to your house? Almost? I'd

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Speaker 2: say it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I do it like twice a year maybe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's part of my routine.

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Speaker 2: The other night I had a friend over. We got

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Speaker 2: some Thai food delivered. Okay, just got inn order of

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Speaker 2: cashew chicken, pad tie and egg rolls. Okay, three items.

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Speaker 2: Guess how much it costs?

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Speaker 1: Okay, always like fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 2: The total was nine and sixty five cents pad tie,

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Speaker 2: egg rolls in what cash chicken? And the reason why

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Speaker 2: is because where we live, delivery fees of skyrocketed in

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Speaker 2: order to keep up with the minimum wage and other

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Speaker 2: benefits for the workers who deliver meals and groceries and packaging.

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Speaker 1: You're like way up a hill.

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Speaker 3: You're not downtown.

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Speaker 1: You can't walk to a restaurant like they're gonna have

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Speaker 2: Don't have to shame where I live.

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 2: I like being in seclusion.

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Speaker 1: Personally ninety two dollars. I mean, what do you tip

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Speaker 2: There's also a report of someone who ordered two euros

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Speaker 2: got charged forty four to ninety for that, then an

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Speaker 1: I tell you, I go through the whole process of

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Speaker 1: like starting to order, and then I get to the

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, nope, no, And if you could pick

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Speaker 1: up it's like less than half it. I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it looks like I'm driving there.

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Speaker 2: So at this point a lot of people are saying

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Speaker 2: forget it. Yeah, I'm done with delivery. It's not worth it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's the same thing as like streaming,

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Speaker 1: like it used to be so great. It felt like

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Speaker 1: we were sneaking around the system, like.

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Speaker 4: We had a way.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you can't cheat the system anyare No.

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Speaker 1: I enjoyed it for a short time.

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Speaker 2: I mean me, I'm definitely not happy about it. What

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Speaker 4: Though?

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Speaker 2: Learn how to cook egg rolls and make authentic pad

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Speaker 2: tie A weeknight? About my mother did not raise me

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Speaker 2: learn if I was even trying.

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Speaker 1: You could just drive to the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: Oh remember, yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah right?

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Speaker 2: I like being charged one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Huge, that's interesting. Why don't you pick up lunch then? Ever,

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Speaker 1: here because that's about what it costs.

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Speaker 2: Saves money for his own dinner. Yeah, because someone in

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Speaker 2: this makes me lose my appetite every time I'm here.

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Speaker 2: So now let's get into the shot collar question as

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Speaker 2: a day with the man who's actually worth the twenty

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Speaker 2: sweet and sour dipping sauce with him, Digital Jake, let's go.

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Speaker 3: That's right, since we were already complaining about the downsides

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Speaker 3: of food delivery. Yeah, let's talk about the good part. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: shoving it into our snack hole, my mouth, Jake. I

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Speaker 3: love more than one hundred and twelve million Americans say

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Speaker 3: they use a food delivery service last year, and our

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Speaker 3: country is only second to China, bringing in an estimated

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Speaker 3: two hundred and eighteen billion dollars a year. Wow, del Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and by twenty twenty seven, experts are estimating it will

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Speaker 3: pass the five hundred billion dollar mark only because Jose

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Speaker 1: That hungry and it looks like Jeff's gonna order again.

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Speaker 3: What exactly are people ordering the most? You're gonna have

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Speaker 3: to tell me as we identify the top twenty most

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Speaker 3: ordered food items from delivery apps, Drinks and desserts not

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Speaker 3: included in an extra salty edition of plenty of twenty. Again,

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Speaker 3: if you hear this sound, you guess the number one

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Speaker 3: most popular food item and are safe from one wrong guess.

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Speaker 3: Now we drew a name out of a hat, and

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Speaker 3: today we're starting with Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I only get food delivered by I am

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Speaker 1: like severely hungover and like on my deathbed.

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Speaker 2: So every single day.

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Speaker 6: Well, but I don't get that when I'm hungover, it's

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Speaker 6: ge out of bed and I order a breakfast burrito.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, burrito, there it is, Burrito. I'most gonna take taco

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Speaker 3: off the board from number one. Okay, so burrito and

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Speaker 3: taco where the number one answered the most delivered food

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Speaker 2: Apps, So she does.

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Speaker 3: Next up is Brooke.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I actually thought Number one was gonna be pizza,

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Speaker 3: It's number three on the list. So number two is

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Speaker 3: still on the list. Jose europ Okay, I'm gonna say

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Speaker 3: give you miso soup, ramen something like that in general, soup.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you that. For number fifteen, We're gonna

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Speaker 3: go to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: I do order one food item a lot, but not

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Speaker 2: to eat. I like to crush it up and use

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Speaker 2: it for a homemade face mask. So give me at

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Speaker 2: a mammae Jake and a mo ma.

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Speaker 3: Number thirteen on the list. People love apps. We're back

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Speaker 3: to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: This is hard.

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Speaker 3: I mean hard.

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Speaker 1: I think as far as takeoff food, Chinese food is

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Speaker 1: always so good for takeo. So maybe what orange chicken?

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Speaker 3: Orange chicken did not make the top twenty. Alexis, you

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Speaker 3: have the Silver Saints, You're still in it. We're over

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Speaker 3: to Brook.

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Speaker 1: I think that Jeffrey was onto something where pad tie is,

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Speaker 1: although pretty simple to make, not everybody has the ingredients

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Speaker 3: Thaie pad tie number four on the list. Still have

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Speaker 3: number two, five, six, seven, whole bunch of answers on there.

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Speaker 3: We're back to Jose.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna stay with the Mexican since it was number one,

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming it'll be multiple so I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 3: Nachos, nachos. It did not make the top twenty. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: There are other Mexican dishes on there, but not nacho specifically,

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Speaker 2: Go to Jeffrey, going back to ordering food but not

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Speaker 2: necessarily eating it. The reason my toes have no wrinkles

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Speaker 2: is because I so them in guacamole. So give me guacamole,

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Speaker 2: chips and gold dip number eighteen.

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Speaker 3: Not necessarily all entrees on this list. There's a lot

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Speaker 3: of size as well. Alexis it's your turn.

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Speaker 1: I mean when I did worked Postmates for a while,

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Speaker 1: I know I couldn't resist sometimes possibly grabbing some people's fries.

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Speaker 3: French fries number twelve on the list.

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Speaker 1: Brook, Okay, I got another one. I think this is good.

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Speaker 1: Show me chicken wings.

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Speaker 3: Chicken wings boneless and bone full number ten on the list. Maloney,

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Speaker 3: the Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: There is one thing that I do eat when I

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Speaker 2: order it. Prairie oysters?

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Speaker 1: What what?

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Speaker 4: What is that?

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Speaker 2: Rocky Mountain oysters?

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Speaker 1: Those are bull tes.

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Speaker 2: They're called prairie oysters.

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Speaker 4: I've never heard of.

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Speaker 1: Right to the Rocky Mountain Oyster Festival.

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Speaker 2: No one cares give me Prairie.

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Speaker 3: Oysters, Prairie oysters. I'm gonna give you three wrong Finally

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Speaker 3: we have Alexis and Brook. Alexis has used her silver saved.

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Speaker 3: The next wrong answer loses. It's Alexis's turn.

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Speaker 1: I'm going basic and I'm gonna say a.

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Speaker 2: Burger cheese burger number two on the hing basic about

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Speaker 2: a burger.

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Speaker 3: Bye, Everyone in my family loves it.

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Speaker 1: Show me keriokei chicken.

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Speaker 3: Teriaki chicken. She not make the top twenty. I'm sorry

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Speaker 3: lying say let me go over what you guys missed?

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Speaker 3: Number five chicken caesadilla, Number six was sushi fried chicken

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Speaker 3: sandwich was seven, caesar salad, chicken tika masala mazzarella sticks

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Speaker 3: made the list. Garlic non at fourteen, mac and cheese

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Speaker 3: at sixteen. Veggie burger breakfast sandwich was nineteen, and number

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Speaker 3: twenty was kind of generic. Would have given you any

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Speaker 3: of the items that you mentioned barbecue, Oh, Yeah, that

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Speaker 3: was all right.

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Speaker 2: Well, Alexis is the one who comes out with the

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Speaker 2: victory today, she's gonna choose to get shocked and someone's

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Speaker 2: gonna be singing. That's a more by Dean Martin.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna go jose for all the foody orders.

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Speaker 2: When the moon hits your I like a big pizza

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Speaker 2: on that. Some more shock collar Question of the Day

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Speaker 2: sponsored by Prairie Oysters. We got your thumb tap coming

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Speaker 2: up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Did you know impossibly unattainable beauty standards aren't just for

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Speaker 2: young women, They're for insecure young men too, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: In the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Well, I bring it up because gen Z boys apparently

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Speaker 2: have been gravitating to this unique new beauty trend that's

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Speaker 2: on TikTok. It's called facial fitness chewing gum.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Stuff.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you haven't heard, it's basically rock hard gum

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Speaker 2: that's really difficult to chew, and the idea is if

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Speaker 2: you gnaw on it, it'll help you lose fat in

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Speaker 2: your cheeks and give you a super chiseled, masculine jaw.

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Speaker 2: Life like Timothy Shalome like Gaston from Beauty and the.

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Speaker 1: Beast Jami't it terrible for your teeth?

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Speaker 2: The guys on TikTok are saying, chewing fitness gum for

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Speaker 2: just ten minutes a day is going to do the trick.

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Speaker 3: Now, Oh you know what I.

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Speaker 1: Would I would believe the guys on TikTok.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, Brooke brought up a good point. You might

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Speaker 2: be asking yourself, is chewing gum that hard actually good

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Speaker 2: for you? Well, the quote unquote health experts would say

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Speaker 2: chewing it might actually create more harm than good, and

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Speaker 2: it could give you inflammation and headaches, jaw tightness, and

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Speaker 2: shifting in your bite patterns. But Brook would say.

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Speaker 1: It was how you do it, that's right.

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Speaker 2: In fact, Brook already bought some for her six year

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Speaker 2: old son, Abner, so that you could have the most

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Speaker 2: chiseled mouth of all the first graders this year.

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Speaker 3: It looks like a handsome squid.

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Speaker 4: Word.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, chew that little gum.

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Speaker 2: That's all right, So bite down hard on some fitness

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Speaker 2: gum because we only want hunky rock hard jaws when

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Speaker 2: But his response he was hungry.

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Speaker 1: He was full of ye grandma's cooking.

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Speaker 2: Good work. Grandma. This next days of stories out of

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I like a Costco date. Yeah, those

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Speaker 1: Change your life.

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Speaker 2: Your next laser story is out of greasy, cheesy world.

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Speaker 1: That's the world I want to go to.

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Speaker 2: Nine of the population is passionate about this topic. So

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Speaker 2: if you want this gig, expect competition. A job listing

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Speaker 1: What do you have to do?

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Speaker 2: The salary is one hundred and ten thousand dollars a year.

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Speaker 1: My god, I mean, what is your job trying to

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Speaker 2: It's for a pizza delivery app called Slice and it's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're already good at social media. You have

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Speaker 2: The job description says you'll create videos and social media content,

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Speaker 2: primarily for TikTok and Instagram. That quote celebrates pizza, pizzaia

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Speaker 1: Ah, now that's cool.

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Speaker 2: Your job duties will include recording, editing, and starring, and

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Speaker 2: Oh three pizza.

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Speaker 1: I think the teenage Ninja turtles have got to start.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, We're gonna put a link up to

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Speaker 2: So go check that out.

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Speaker 1: You better get the handle the pie guy quick.

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Speaker 2: This next laz of stories out of lions and tigers

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Speaker 2: But is there a limit? Like what if they needed

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Speaker 1: He could you live without yours? I'm sorry you have to.

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Speaker 2: You have two kidneys?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you were gonna do it with only

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Speaker 2: But of course, god, it's a hypothetical. There aren't any

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Speaker 1: I mean there's pig valve to human heart valve transplants situation.

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Speaker 1: A guy with a pig heart.

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Speaker 2: Of course you was. It wasn't an actual pig, No,

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Speaker 2: it's actually human. Eighty six percent of pet owners say

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Speaker 1: See I wanted like, I want to be all hard

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Speaker 2: Well five hundred dollars, I mean, that's a lot of

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Speaker 2: private video I've heard it's worth it, though, even as

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Speaker 2: LEAs the stories has come to an end for the day,

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Speaker 2: we'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: If you haven't noticed, technology is changing more rapidly now

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Speaker 2: And unfortunately that means big changes are probably going to

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Speaker 1: Oh really, is robot Brook finally going to take over?

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Speaker 2: It's possible, So.

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Speaker 3: You're going forward to that, I mean.

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Speaker 2: Than just one calendar year. We'll have brand new segments

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Speaker 1: I like it though.

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Speaker 2: Our entire voicemail will be filled with weird, flirty messages

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Speaker 7: This sub girl, it's your digital prints you met in

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Speaker 3: Yi up?

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Speaker 2: Okay you we probably should have. I hope we don't

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Speaker 2: We'll play you the voicemails right after this.

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Speaker 4: A minute. Is this the right number? It's a loser line?

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Speaker 2: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 2: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 8: If I am with the stoplight, I'd turn red every

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Speaker 2: Mini mythed? And after he says that, do not tell

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Speaker 2: Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 9: One ah voicemail. Okay, great, Well, let me just tell

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Speaker 10: We're gonna be done.

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Speaker 9: Before we even really got started. So yeah, I don't

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Speaker 9: I'm out, Wow, have bro girl.

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Speaker 3: In his head.

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Speaker 2: It's all stereotyped.

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Speaker 1: I don't get why women are always like I can't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys think when I'm thinking one hundred Democrat

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Speaker 2: right there, guy leans hard to the left.

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Speaker 1: It's true, I don't know anything about all of it.

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Speaker 2: Was he?

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Speaker 9: Oh you doing uh if nine?

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Speaker 4: Meeting you and uh?

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Speaker 11: I hope we can make some.

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Speaker 5: Time we walk and talk.

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Speaker 9: Get know you better?

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Speaker 4: Uh call me?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, next message?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm hot after listening to that, good Lord.

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Speaker 3: I like someone fully sign.

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Speaker 1: Like across the room.

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Speaker 2: See they were learning English, but they sounded like they

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Speaker 1: No, I think it's those people. Have you ever had

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Speaker 2: For dramatic effects like Obama did?

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Speaker 1: But it's wrong you keep bringing politics.

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Speaker 2: It all checks out right now?

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Speaker 4: What is you all?

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Speaker 1: Did you spend the weekend bringing some news network or something.

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Speaker 2: I just think it sounds like someone might have been

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Speaker 2: a little bit nervous or he can't speak that well.

450
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: And you know what, if you want to watch video

451
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Speaker 2: of some other people who have a hard time getting

452
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 2: out simple sentences, head on over to our TikTok at

453
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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey and you'll see it for yourself.

454
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Speaker 1: I don't under stee what you're doing.

455
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Speaker 2: They're they're not even tongue twisters that we do. It's

456
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 2: super easy words that most people could say in their sleep,

457
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Speaker 2: but we can't put them together. So laugh with us

458
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 2: or at us at Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok. Now

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Speaker 2: back to the clips.

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Speaker 10: Next message, Hi, it.

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Speaker 6: Was so great talking to you last night, and I obsessed.

462
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Speaker 1: The fact that you love cats, so you.

463
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Speaker 6: Should come over to my house this weekend and meet

464
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Speaker 6: my cat. Like they're the best, and they're all named

465
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Speaker 6: after my favorite shows. We have Phoebee, Rock Chandler, Joey,

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Speaker 6: Rachel and Monica. And then we have Uncle Jesse and

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Speaker 6: Joey number.

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Speaker 10: Two because I know that's like okay, it's like a lot.

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Speaker 6: But there's Tribuani and Gladstone in this one. Gladstone number

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Speaker 6: two is Gladstone. And then there's Michelle and Stephanie. And

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Speaker 6: there was a Danny but he died, which is like

472
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Speaker 6: really sad, kind of like a real guy but like

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Speaker 6: fitting in a weird way.

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Speaker 10: I don't know, but like I don't know.

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Speaker 4: We love Danny.

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Speaker 6: Miss him anyway, call me and you can come over

477
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Speaker 6: and meet the sam next message.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I thought it.

479
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Speaker 1: Was so cute until she got to the twentieth name

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Speaker 1: of the cat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he's going the TV shows were friends in full

482
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Speaker 2: house that I call him there? Yeah, I mean I

483
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Speaker 2: they got you to move on to the office.

484
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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know what I want a cat named Dwight.

485
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Speaker 2: Now we're creating monsters with this sect. Give people ideas.

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Speaker 1: Oh be sorry to go back to my back.

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Speaker 11: Hello, I'm not sure if you remembered me today from

488
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Speaker 11: the t s A. I was the guy who said

489
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Speaker 11: hi while doing like the tat down thing on the

490
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Speaker 11: bigger the bigger dude, and you were you were next,

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Speaker 11: so I noticed you, unfortunately while I was down by

492
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Speaker 11: his his his in team. But I hope you don't mind.

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Speaker 11: I got your your number off of your your luggage,

494
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Speaker 11: TAD I had your address to I didn't. I didn't

495
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Speaker 11: write down your address, but you had two numbers written

496
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Speaker 11: and this one was the one that had like a

497
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Speaker 11: little star next to it. So I said, well this,

498
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Speaker 11: I'll call this one first. It looks important. So I

499
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Speaker 11: guess my question for you is were you leaving or

500
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Speaker 11: going home? Were you going you're taking a trip? You

501
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Speaker 11: coming back in down? Because like if you if you're

502
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Speaker 11: right around here, then maybe we can hang out, not

503
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Speaker 11: just you know, in the airport outside of it too.

504
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Speaker 11: I know there's you know, it just sounds very forward.

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Speaker 12: I get, I know, you know, TS agent kind of

506
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 12: sound sexy, but it's just an OMA job and my

507
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 12: normal guy and I could show you what I do

508
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 12: and maybe you can, I don't know, try it out,

509
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Speaker 12: give me a pat.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, this is crazy people are putting the

511
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Speaker 2: loser line number on their luggage tags now when they

512
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Speaker 2: go through security. Not smart, guys, I don't actually lose

513
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Speaker 2: your luggage.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it's happened so many times to her

515
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Speaker 1: that she actually had.

516
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Speaker 4: To do this.

517
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Speaker 3: Wow, I gotta know, ladies, a man in uniform does

518
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Speaker 3: tsa count.

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Speaker 1: I never thought of this for him trying to make

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Speaker 1: it secuya.

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Speaker 3: Uniform.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes it is. No sells the post office.

523
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Speaker 2: It's a loser line regularly at this time every week.

524
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 2: And make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery TikTok.

525
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,199
Speaker 2: We can hear all your favorite loser lines posted right

526
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Speaker 2: there every the week.

527
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Speaker 4: We got your phone tab coming up Brook and Jeffrey

528
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 4: in the morning.

529
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Speaker 2: Here at Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, we only

530
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Speaker 2: prank people we respect. And that's why today we respectfully

531
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Speaker 2: call a school teacher because apparently he was at the

532
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Speaker 2: grocery store the other day and had an awkward run

533
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 2: in with one of his students and his mom. So

534
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 2: we're gonna make it even more awkward by saying we

535
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 2: saw what was in his shopping cart and his food

536
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 2: choices are affecting my child. Oh gets your phone tab

537
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Speaker 2: right now. Hello, Hi, is this mister Gilroy. Yes it

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Speaker 2: is hi. My name is Bronson Marx. My son, Baker

539
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 2: is in your third grade class.

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Speaker 10: Oh Bakery, Yes, great student. Huh.

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Speaker 2: It sounded like you took a moment to even remember him.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, sorry, sorry it took me a second. I'm just

543
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 10: doing something. Yeah, Baker is an amazing kid. He's great. Huh,

544
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 10: that's why you're calling? All right?

545
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Speaker 2: Well, Baker told me the other day he saw you

546
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Speaker 2: while he was at the grocery store. Yeah.

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Speaker 10: I saw Baker and his mom.

548
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 2: Yes, his mom said that you two talked for a

549
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Speaker 2: little while and then you went on your way.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: They were so nice, so lovely. Okay, well that's great. Look,

552
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 2: here's the situation that I'm dealing with now. Because of

553
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 2: your interaction, my kid won't eat dinners with his family anymore.

554
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Speaker 9: I'm sorry.

555
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: What Baker saw all the crap that you put in

556
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Speaker 2: your cart, and he was like, well, if mister Gilroy

557
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 2: can eat Ramen noodles and double stuff Oreos.

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Speaker 4: Why can't I?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 10: Interesting, I didn't even know he was looking at my car.

561
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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Interesting. Do you see what you've done to me in

563
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Speaker 2: my life?

564
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Speaker 5: Well?

565
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Speaker 4: I can speak with him.

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Speaker 10: You know, it's not my usual shopping.

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Speaker 2: We were having a party, and oh a party. You're

568
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 2: getting munchies for some hard drug. Pass me the pipe.

569
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Speaker 2: Let's goot do another dimension type of thing. I'm getting

570
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 2: completely out of hand, and I think you're overreacting. I'm

571
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Speaker 2: surprised you didn't invite Baker to join you party freaking.

572
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Speaker 10: Oh I am not a party freak. Oh my god,

573
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Speaker 10: what are you talking about?

574
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 2: I'm wondering it was oreos and a couple of snacks exactly.

575
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Speaker 5: I know what it was.

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Speaker 2: I'm just asking you, mister Gilroy, what am I supposed

577
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Speaker 2: to say to Baker, Because apparently you had so many

578
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: bags of chips in your card it looked like you

579
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Speaker 2: were going to open up your own store.

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Speaker 11: I would just.

581
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Speaker 2: Simply explain to him that when people throw parties, people

582
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Speaker 2: buy snacks for other people to be considerate, and.

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Speaker 10: I think that's something that you should be able to handle.

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Speaker 2: A Knockay, you're gonna put it all on me. Great idea,

585
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 2: and I'm happy to say thank you public education system.

586
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 2: I salute thee. Yeah. I don't really appreciate or get

587
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 2: your sarcasm right now, because I'm just telling the truth

588
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 2: of what happens. Here's what I think needs to happen

589
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: at school. I'm gonna need you to formally apologize to

590
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 2: Baker in front of the class, and you need to

591
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 2: tell them that you've made some very very poor choices

592
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 2: in your life. Poor choices exactly.

593
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 10: Really, there were things in my shopping cart.

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00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 2: Okay, from what I heard was inside your cart, Yes,

595
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 2: it was poor choices. And then you need to make

596
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 2: up a story about how you would never eat that

597
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 2: crap in a million years, especially the fruit loops and

598
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 2: the pizza bagel bites. Ok I know it all. He

599
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 2: took a photo of it and sent it to me.

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Speaker 10: Why are you trying to make this all my faults?

601
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Speaker 10: What I eat and what I buy is none of

602
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Speaker 10: your business. I'm just trying to explain it.

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Speaker 2: It is my business when my son comes home and

604
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 2: wants all the stuff that was in your cart. I'm

605
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 2: feeling attached right now for a very normal shopping trip.

606
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 2: Oh normal like crushing up a box of dunkaroos and

607
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,239
Speaker 2: snorting them at some swingers part of your host. Are

608
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 2: we done here?

609
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 10: This is ridiculous?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, will be done, mister Gilroy. Once you prom

611
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 2: to me and my family that you'll never shop at

612
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 2: that grocery store again. You really asking me that? Come on,

613
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 2: I'm not asking you, I'm demanding it.

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00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, well you can take your demand and chug it up.

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00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,239
Speaker 2: Never mind, where was I supposed to shove? What up?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 10: You know what, I'm being a respectful teacher.

618
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell the principle about what you just said.

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Speaker 10: I didn't mean to say that.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, you were making me, you were making

621
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Speaker 2: me mad, and I just kind of said it, but

622
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Speaker 2: I didn't actually complete the sentence. So okay, I showed

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Speaker 2: some restraints. Well, I hope you know that the entire

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00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 2: school is going to hear this phone call, because I

625
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 2: do have it recorded.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, well, I don't think that's legally you're allowed to

627
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 10: do that.

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00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 2: It is legal because I work on a radio station

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Speaker 2: and the laws don't really apply to us, especially when

630
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 2: we're doing prank calls like this one. Are you getting it?

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00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: This is a phone tap?

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Speaker 5: Dude?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, man, I'm not a parent from your school.

634
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Speaker 2: I'm a radio host. My name is Jeff.

635
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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

636
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 2: One of your colleagues, Melissa, set you up for a phone, sat,

637
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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I'm serious? Melissa said that you

638
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 2: ran into a student at the store the other day.

639
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Speaker 10: Yeah, I wasn't expecting him to stare into my car.

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Speaker 2: What type of party are you going to where you're

641
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 2: bringing fruit loops and bagel bites? I mean, yeah, I

642
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 2: wasn't a party you were going to, was it?

643
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Speaker 3: I mean, what can I say? Bagel bytes are amazing?

644
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 4: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

645
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Speaker 4: the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Is there anything riskier than trusting your friends to take

647
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 2: over your dating life for you? Oh? Yeah, well there's not. Sorry,

648
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 2: I mean, we did it with jose on the show

649
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 2: last year. We confiscated his phone and then messaged a

650
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 2: dozen women on Hinge pretending to be him. And look

651
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 2: he is happily married now with two and a half.

652
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Speaker 3: Two bigger than ever.

653
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, ladies, if you think about hitting me up, just

654
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 2: don't don't make somebody? Is that not how it worked out? Okay, well,

655
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Speaker 2: then we gotta do it again this year second time.

656
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Speaker 3: The girls.

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Speaker 2: Friend you know who else did it is one of

658
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Speaker 2: our listeners who gave her best friend one hundred percent

659
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Speaker 2: control over her life. When she showed up to a

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Speaker 2: bar to meet the guy in person, she got the

661
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 2: shock of her life. You're gonna find out what happened

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Speaker 2: in your brand new second date update next, second date

663
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Speaker 2: update date. If you've ever been set up by a

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Speaker 2: friend for a blind date, you know how awkward that

665
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Speaker 2: can be, especially if the friend who's setting you up

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Speaker 2: is Brooke.

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Speaker 1: WHOA, my god, no, no, I am so good at this.

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Speaker 1: One of my friends actually got married to the person

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Speaker 1: I said her up with.

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Speaker 2: But the problem is Brook is notoriously competitive, So right

671
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: after she introduces you to the date, Brooke undozen extra

672
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 2: button and tries to float and then steal the guy

673
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 2: right back.

674
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 3: Mommy can give it and can take you.

675
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 2: That's how it's done.

676
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 7: You.

677
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 2: Apparently that isn't as awkward as the blind date situation.

678
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 2: One of our listeners found herself tossed into the other night.

679
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 4: The book.

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00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 2: Button yourself back up and let's say hi, Robin, welcome

681
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 2: to the show.

682
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 1: Hi thinks all my buttons are up, Robin.

683
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 2: Okay, we're in a safe space now, it's still uncomfortable

684
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 2: a little bit. Yeah, so you went out on a

685
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 2: blind date set up by a friend.

686
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 10: I did it was something else?

687
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 3: Can I hear?

688
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 1: Can I hear the sales pitch from your friend? Like

689
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 1: why you should do this?

690
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 2: Let's tell us how it started.

691
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 10: All right, So I'm recently single, Okay, my friends were

692
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 10: just really encouraging me to go on and get out there.

693
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 10: I don't know, jump back on the horse. And it

694
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,879
Speaker 10: had been a long time since I've been on any

695
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 10: sort of dating app.

696
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say any horse. Well

697
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: that too, and what did that feel like on the

698
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: dating apps for your first time in a while.

699
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 10: Well, I wasn't really sure what to do, and so

700
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 10: my friend, like my best deep, said I can make

701
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 10: a profile for you.

702
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 2: Okay, that could be dangerous.

703
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 10: I was a little hesitant, but I mean she does

704
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 10: know me the best, so I just trusted her.

705
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would trust my best friend to do it.

706
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 2: I mean I would argue my mom knows me better

707
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 2: than anybody else, and she set up a dating profile

708
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 2: for me and that turned out freaking horribly.

709
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe side that's different.

710
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: I'm sure your friend was kinder than my mom was.

711
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 2: Tell us how it went. How did it go?

712
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 10: So basically, I get a call from her like a

713
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 10: week after I guess she's been really monitoring my Oh

714
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 10: she's still.

715
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: Lugged in exciting. I thought, like, she set it up

716
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 1: for you and then she let you go, like, you know,

717
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: give you wings, let you fly.

718
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: It sounds like she took full control over your dating profile.

719
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 10: I guess I wasn't ready for the wings just yet.

720
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: Okay.

721
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 10: He told me that she found the perfect match for me. Okay, like, Hey,

722
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 10: We're going to go to this nice bar tomorrow and

723
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 10: I'm gonna come with you.

724
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 2: What wait, now she's pulling a Brook move. But does

725
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 2: that mean she.

726
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 3: Told the guy, Hey, I'm setting up my friend or

727
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 3: was she acting like you?

728
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 10: She said she was setting up me?

729
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, so there's honesty from the beginning.

730
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 2: Before you went to the bar, did she show you

731
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 2: at least a photo of the guy that you were

732
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 2: about to meet?

733
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 3: Oh?

734
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 5: No, no she didn't.

735
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 10: It was a real blind definition blind date. Yeah, and

736
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 10: I was like, okay, well, can I at least get

737
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 10: his name?

738
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 5: And no?

739
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 4: No? Not.

740
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: Okay, so is he there when you walk into the bar.

741
00:36:59,480 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 10: She didn't know.

742
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: Well, her friend would know, would tell her.

743
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 10: I didn't know, but I will say right after walking

744
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 10: in this really cute guy comes up to me and

745
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:11,240
Speaker 10: he says, oh, hey, you must see Robin.

746
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: Okay, and he's cute.

747
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 10: She picked a good one. His name is Jay.

748
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

749
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 2: Well, good work on your friend.

750
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh. So here's where it gets crazy. My

751
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 10: friend comes in and then she shows me two more guys.

752
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 10: She's like, hey, stay hide a cal and Jack. And

753
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 10: at this point I'm really confused.

754
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm confused too.

755
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 10: So she made a very public announcement and I quote,

756
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 10: this is my hot best friend Robin. She's recently single. Oh,

757
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 10: I all here to give her her own TV experience

758
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 10: of the Bachelor rete.

759
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

760
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 10: He invited like twenty guys.

761
00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 4: What it was me?

762
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 3: Twenty men were waiting for just what men, but.

763
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 10: Not all of them new, not all of them new,

764
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 10: And like I saw a few guys walk out.

765
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would look, Well, that wasn't because you. They

766
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: just couldn't handle the competition.

767
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: You know, how did you feel when your friend sprung

768
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 2: that on you, that suddenly we're going to be meeting

769
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 2: a bunch of dudes all in one night.

770
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 10: I was horrified.

771
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what did you say to your friend? Was

772
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: she did?

773
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 4: She get that.

774
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: You were like mortified.

775
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 10: I think she got it, but she pushes me, which

776
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 10: most of the time is a good thing.

777
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you know we balanced each other out.

778
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 2: So did you start talking to all these dudes?

779
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:40,919
Speaker 9: Yeah?

780
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: I just imagined her with a clipboard, her friend in

781
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: a corner, just crossing names off, like all right, next,

782
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: come on, organize it. It's a casting call.

783
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 2: She's doing side interviews.

784
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 10: She just might have done that.

785
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 5: I wouldn't be surprised.

786
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 2: My god, I mean, did you end up like vibing

787
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 2: with any of these dudes?

788
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:58,919
Speaker 10: Surprisingly?

789
00:38:59,080 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 5: Yes?

790
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 10: Oh, okay, they're at least like three or four that

791
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 10: I was really I've been.

792
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 2: So are we four guys right now? What's going on?

793
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 2: Which one are we calling?

794
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 1: Well?

795
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 10: I really liked the first guy that was there locked in.

796
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you told us.

797
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 3: His name is Jay Ja.

798
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: I got really distracted by the twenty dudes forgot it.

799
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 4: And why did?

800
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 1: Why did Jay stand out?

801
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 10: He was just like really smart and funny. We had

802
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 10: good like banter and all that.

803
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 1: He's on time.

804
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,399
Speaker 3: He was the first one there.

805
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 2: So Jay was your favorite from the bachelorette experience?

806
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 11: Like him?

807
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you ever end up going out with him

808
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 2: again after the bar, so we.

809
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 10: Exchanged numbers, okay, and we've been texting and all that,

810
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 10: and it was really nice. But recently I've been kind

811
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 10: of putting in more energy to the whole trying to

812
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 10: plan something part of it.

813
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he's fading a little bit.

814
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I just I don't know why he keeps

815
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 10: pulling away now interesting.

816
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 1: I mean, how long has it been since your guys

817
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,479
Speaker 1: is first meeting?

818
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 4: Now?

819
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 10: I guess it hasn't been that long, like a few weeks.

820
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: That's a long time. Yeah, that's a long time. Did

821
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: you ever go out with any of the other guys now?

822
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 2: No?

823
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 4: Wow?

824
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 1: Okay's the one and only all eggs one basket hunt.

825
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: All right, thank god.

826
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 4: You do.

827
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 2: Here's what we're doing. We're gonna come back. We're gonna

828
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 2: call Jay for you, and we're gonna invite him into

829
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 2: the Fantasy suite wait to ask him.

830
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 3: You are.

831
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 2: With your second date update right after that second date update.

832
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 2: Anybody who's seen The Bachelor or The Bachelorette knows the

833
00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 2: relationships that start on those shows have a notoriously high

834
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 2: success rate of going distance. I think out they lost seasons.

835
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 2: I'd say almost three of those couples are still on

836
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 2: speaking terms, which is pretty good.

837
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 3: I'd like them.

838
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 2: We may get divorced before the marriage. But I bring

839
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 2: it up because one of our listeners, Robin, had her

840
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 2: own bachelorette experience the other night. Did not know what

841
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 2: was happening until she arrived at the bar and her

842
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 2: friends surprised her with twenty dudes, it was.

843
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 4: Broke.

844
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 3: This is not your moment.

845
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: This is for Rob today. Buttons back up, please. Robin

846
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 2: spoke to all of them that night, at least the

847
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 2: ones who didn't immediately leave when they found out what

848
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 2: was happening. But the guy that she liked the best

849
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 2: was actually the first one she met, named Jay. They

850
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,919
Speaker 2: had a great time after that. Though we do apologize

851
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 2: for broke. After that night, Robin feels like she's been

852
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,439
Speaker 2: putting more effort into like seeing him again. She wants

853
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 2: some help moving things along.

854
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: What we didn't ask is have you asked your best

855
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 1: friend for advice before you came to us or we

856
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: are we done with her advice?

857
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, well I think I'm taking just a little break.

858
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we'll go back to her after we're done

859
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: calling Jay here. First, let's see if he picks up

860
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 2: and has any explanation, and if he.

861
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: Doesn't want to go out with you again, bonus, you

862
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 1: got some backup numbers still right from that night.

863
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, overflow.

864
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 2: Guys, trying to focus on Jay for now. I'm going

865
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 2: to dial his number. Let's hopefully picks up.

866
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 5: Here we go.

867
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with Jay speaking. Hey, Jay,

868
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 2: you are speaking with a radio show called Brooke and

869
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.

870
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 5: Good morning, Oh wow, hey, good morning.

871
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 2: How you doing?

872
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: Oh little voice? I think he has an accent, you, sir?

873
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, no wonder he was the first one.

874
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 2: You sound pretty comfortable being on the radio here, do

875
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 2: you do you listen?

876
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 5: Uh every now and then? Yeah, I would say, yeah,

877
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 5: oh no accent.

878
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 2: Sorry microphone.

879
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: I'm just jokeing.

880
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 2: We're all very excited to talk to you because we've

881
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 2: heard about you through one of our listeners that you

882
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 2: met the other night and she had a really good

883
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 2: time with you.

884
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well a couple of weeks ago.

885
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 2: Right, it's someone that you met named Robin. Oh yeah,

886
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,240
Speaker 2: you definitely remember Robin bro that's like the craziest.

887
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no, I definitely do. You're you're absolutely right.

888
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: I remember Robin, and she didn't say like you're ghosting

889
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: or anything like that. It sounds like you guys have

890
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: been chatting a little bit via text.

891
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 5: We have, but it's it's been pretty nice.

892
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 2: I could say, yeah, okay, and we've heard about how

893
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 2: you and Robin met that first night. With the way

894
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 2: that her friends set up the big thing at the bar,

895
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm wondering how what was that like for you.

896
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 5: I'm actually really surprised she even told you. She explained

897
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 5: to you guys what happened.

898
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: Yes, did you know going in that her friend was

899
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: setting up like a bachelorette experience?

900
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 5: Well, that's the thing.

901
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 3: I walked in there.

902
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 5: I'm expecting this nice, quiet meetup.

903
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. You had no idea.

904
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 5: I had no idea what was going on. But I

905
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 5: walk in the door and it's like a conveyor belt

906
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 5: of people lined up.

907
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: No, I want to crawl into all that. Poor girl.

908
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,760
Speaker 5: Honestly, I felt really bad for her because she seemed shocked.

909
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 5: I don't really think she walked in there expecting this

910
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 5: to be like a party for Robin, you know.

911
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,240
Speaker 3: Anything but the friends.

912
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: I think it's safe to say that she had no

913
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 2: idea either, So you guys were both in the same

914
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 2: boat of surprise.

915
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 5: They were both shocked, which I think is why we

916
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 5: actually hit it off, because you know, she I was

917
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 5: having conversations with other people, and I will say it

918
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 5: looks like she was hitting it off with some people,

919
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 5: but like we really matched on the fact that it

920
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 5: was really uncomfortable to be standing there in a room

921
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 5: directed just for you.

922
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: So what if you guys like you sounds like you

923
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 1: had a real connection and you're excited. Were you going

924
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: to ask her out and you just haven't got around to.

925
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 5: It, or Oh, here's the thing. My friends we were

926
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 5: talking about it and they said, Wow, that was actually

927
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 5: a really cool thing and maybe you should try that

928
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 5: for yourself. Why don't we do this for you?

929
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: Wait?

930
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 2: Wait what Yeah, you're doing the same thing as she's doing.

931
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 5: So I gave them the password for my dating app

932
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 5: and they kind of just wait, went from there and

933
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 5: set it up.

934
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: And if that's the case, why isn't Robin invited? She

935
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 1: should be on the list.

936
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 2: That's not very fair to Robin, who like chose you

937
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 2: that night out of all the guys she met at

938
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 2: her bachelor A lot.

939
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 1: More girls are gonna walk out of the room when

940
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: they're probably a.

941
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 2: Zero unless it's open bar that night and.

942
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 3: The guys are the thirsty ones.

943
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 5: I just figured that if she was doing it, maybe

944
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 5: I should do it.

945
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 1: So wait, So you want to go out with Robin,

946
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: but you want to wait and see what your options

947
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: are is actual and.

948
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 5: I'm sure Robin's going out with like three or four

949
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 5: of the other guys from that night, so it's probably

950
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 5: not just me.

951
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: You know, that wasn't what we heard from her, But

952
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 2: I don't know true. We do have a way that

953
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 2: we could find out because I need to let you know,

954
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 2: Jay that there is someone waiting out in the secret

955
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,399
Speaker 2: limo outside of the studio. Are you allergic.

956
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: The one to talk to you like we would hand

957
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 1: out carnation?

958
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 2: Surprise, it's Robin.

959
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's on the phone.

960
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 5: She's on the phone. What do you mean she's on

961
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 5: the phone.

962
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: I mean she's been on the other line listening this

963
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 2: entire time. That's how the second.

964
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, Hi, Hi Robin, this is really weird.

965
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit.

966
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 2: Have you been though?

967
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 10: I mean, I don't what kind of question is that?

968
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 10: From what I just heard, it sounds like you're just

969
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 10: waiting for something better to come along.

970
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 5: Well, I wouldn't say that's the case. I mean, I

971
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 5: was exploring options, aren't you exploring options?

972
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 12: That night?

973
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 5: It was casual.

974
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 3: I liked it.

975
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, I still like you, Okay, I'm honestly. I mean

976
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 5: the reason I haven't made like an official date yet

977
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 5: is because I'm I'm of a little worried that I

978
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 5: might really get attached to you and make.

979
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 2: Me you know, God forbid, Oh my god, every love

980
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 2: story needs like a little test with twenty random women.

981
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: But isn't that the whole problem with dating right now

982
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: is you always feel like there's something better, like just

983
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: like the choices are endless right now, and so it

984
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: isn't like you scroll through the app and it's just

985
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: choice after choice after choice. If your choice. At some

986
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: point you got to take yourself out of that like

987
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: hamster wheel and say this is it.

988
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 2: Hamster's having fun on the wheel right now. So yeah,

989
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 2: but Robin, what I'm hearing here is this bachelor pad

990
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 2: event for him has not happened yet, and it does

991
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 2: seem like you two actually do get along pretty well.

992
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 2: So maybe right now you want to try and talk

993
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 2: to him and convince him to cancel his upcoming Bachelor.

994
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 10: Well, I mean, I can't force you to do anything.

995
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 10: I know, that's not even my place. However, I will

996
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 10: say it's the only thing holding you back is just

997
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 10: the fact that you think you're gonna like me too much.

998
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 10: I mean that's a little silly.

999
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, that's a fair point.

1000
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1001
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 5: I don't want to let my friends down though, either.

1002
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: You know, I honestly think if you go to that

1003
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: and you have a date with her before, you'll be

1004
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: able to compare.

1005
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 6: Right.

1006
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, the book is quoting her key party idea like

1007
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: she always does, But I personally think that Jake, in

1008
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 2: my opinion, I honestly believe that you should call off

1009
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: the event because you say you like Robin as much

1010
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 2: as you say it, prove it take her out on

1011
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 2: a date, a date that we would pay for.

1012
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 5: I think that's a great idea. Okay, but I can't

1013
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 5: do that. Oh why, No matter what, after the event,

1014
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 5: I'm gonna text you. I'm going to call you.

1015
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: Lucky you, Robin.

1016
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 2: You want to say to Jay before we end this?

1017
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 10: You know, I know that I probably shouldn't. I know

1018
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 10: that I should like be a priority, but let's just

1019
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 10: go on one date.

1020
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 2: Wait, what after all that, you're going to go out

1021
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: with him?

1022
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1023
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: I really think that they're going to work out.

1024
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 3: I know you think.

1025
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: I think that he's gonna go and there's gonna be

1026
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: like not a great selection of people that his friends

1027
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 1: picked out for him, and he's going to be like,

1028
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. Robin's amazing, And you know the dudes

1029
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: are way worse at picking out girls.

1030
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1031
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: I bet the half of them are catfishes.

1032
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would stick around if a guy said to you, Hey,

1033
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 2: I really really like you, but I'm going to date

1034
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: twenty other women. First, I haven't even gone.

1035
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 3: Out on a date.

1036
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: She doesn't have DIBs on anything.

1037
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 3: They can't go on twenty other ones lined up for

1038
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 3: Who does it?

1039
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: These days?

1040
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 2: I give up on relationships and love you Jack. You

1041
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 2: know what, they're still hard for you?

1042
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 4: I don't.

1043
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 3: You can email the show.

1044
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 2: We'll call that person and then the twenty five other

1045
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 2: people that you're also sort of interested in. Yeah, I

1046
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 2: get you a second date.

1047
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: That's why this segment works for everyone gets.

1048
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,919
Speaker 2: A day's rooky Jeffrey in the morning. Isn't it nice

1049
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 2: when you go on social media and see a woman

1050
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 2: bragging about things her boyfriend just did for her. Oh yeah, like,

1051
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 2: my man just surprised me at work with a love

1052
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 2: letter written in his own blood in a glass bottle

1053
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 2: he salvaged himself from an eighteen hundred shipwreck, delivered by

1054
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 2: a winged messenger on horseback. Oh my god, what you

1055
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 2: mean your boyfriend doesn't do romantic stuff like that for

1056
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 2: you all the time for absolutely no reason, aids. Yes,

1057
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 2: I must just be in a better relationship than everyone.

1058
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 2: It's so lucky, and that, you know what, totally fair?

1059
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, hashtag relationship go absolutely But for.

1060
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 2: Some reason, I still haven't seen anybody gloating about a

1061
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 2: random stranger who wrote an intense love message to them

1062
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,760
Speaker 2: on Craigslist. Ah, that would be something to brag about,

1063
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 2: And today we're gonna hear a few of them. So

1064
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,399
Speaker 2: get ready to be insanely jealous of real romance. When

1065
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 2: I read you this week's funniest misconnections coming up right

1066
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 2: after this k misconnections, That was me staring there's only

1067
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 2: two places to find true love in this world. One

1068
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 2: is in the Bigfoot exhibit at the local county fair.

1069
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 2: When you spooned together inside the giant plaster cast of

1070
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 2: Sasquatch's footprint.

1071
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 4: Wow.

1072
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1073
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 2: We scoured that website every week to find the best

1074
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

1075
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 2: titled funny Guy with the Funny shirt remember me okay

1076
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 2: man for woman twenties the club? Oh wait you shirt

1077
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 2: of the cloth.

1078
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: Hey, it's working, don't doubt it.

1079
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 2: It says it was a typical Friday night at the

1080
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 2: Silent Disco when I saw you.

1081
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 3: Discos are becoming big though.

1082
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 2: You guys have heard of those before.

1083
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 1: I feel like they've been maybe on the come up

1084
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 1: for like years now as four PM, and it always

1085
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: involved children, but everyone always goes viral like them.

1086
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 2: Well for anybody who doesn't know, it's basically a dance

1087
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 2: cup where they don't play any music over the speakers.

1088
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 2: Everyone has headphones on and they hear the music that way.

1089
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 2: So picture that it goes on you silky light blue

1090
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 2: hair and a pair of bright yellow headphones attached to

1091
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 2: your head like two glowing nuclear tumors.

1092
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: Right what sounds like a silent rave.

1093
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1094
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 2: I was the six foot six gentleman across the room

1095
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,959
Speaker 2: with the tank top on that read don't look down

1096
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 2: hidden pull Vaulter bulge below.

1097
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god, bro, you're win from the Olympics guy.

1098
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: He already got that made.

1099
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 4: So bad.

1100
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 2: I know it's hilarious. I got a lot of compliments

1101
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 2: that night from everyone except for you. You pointed at

1102
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 2: the bulge commet and gave me a thumbs down, but

1103
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 2: I just laughed and gave you a double thumbs up.

1104
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 2: Do you remember I stacked my thumbs on top of

1105
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 2: one another to really lean into the bulge joke. You

1106
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 2: know what, clever? I know. Still you didn't seem amused

1107
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 2: and turned your back to me.

1108
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: He's still not taking the hints.

1109
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 2: So I got a pen from the bartender and wrote down,

1110
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,919
Speaker 2: have you seen the pole vault guy with the bulk?

1111
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 2: It's a real thing.

1112
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: Okay, smart move, I don't like it. Don't buy a

1113
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 1: teachert that you have to explain the joke for if.

1114
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 2: You just crumpled up the napkin and asked me to leave.

1115
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, am I attracted to the only girl in

1116
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 2: the world who doesn't find that bulge joke funny? Maybe,

1117
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 2: but that's my curse in life.

1118
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: Wow, Because I can't stop laughing. It's so funny.

1119
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of you Andrew parentheses with the bulge.

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Speaker 1: This is why I hate teacher companies that let you

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Speaker 1: color with your own ideas.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your next misconnection titled hitting the high

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Speaker 2: notes with You.

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Speaker 4: He he.

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Speaker 2: Womanies, cloud Chasers, Tarmac, What.

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Speaker 4: Is that?

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00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 2: Says? I met you at the skydiving World's record attempt

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00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 2: for Michael Jackson in personal I've never skydived before, so

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00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 2: they paired me up with you instructor Danny for a

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00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 2: tandem leap. You curly haired, slim, narrow nose, and dressed

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Speaker 2: like MJ.

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00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: Describes there me.

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00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 2: Also curly haired, not as slim, and also dressed like

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Speaker 2: m J. As we bonded over our favorite hits like

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00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 2: Billy Jean, Smooth Criminal who Let the Dogs Out? Michael Jackson.

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00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 2: Maybe they redid it. At one point we were in

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00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 2: the plane and I made a bad joke saying, I

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00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 2: hope all the Michaels don't land on an elementary school.

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00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 2: You got quiet after that when we finally leaved. Your

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00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 2: screams of excitement or was it terror filled my ears.

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00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 2: So I did my best to match your panic or

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00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 2: joy by screaming too. After we landed, you unhooked quickly

1143
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 2: and I couldn't find you in the sea of other Michaels.

1144
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 2: So I raised my sparkle glove to the sky, hoping

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00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 2: you could see it in the reflecting sun.

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00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: It's a beacon, but no such luck.

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00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 2: I guess I need to ask you, Danny, are you okay?

1148
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 2: Are you okay? Get back to me when you see this.

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00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: Oh, because his name is Danny. Okay, I got it now.

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00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 2: Next this connection is titled I was gonna rob you,

1151
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:08,879
Speaker 2: but I didn't. Oh for a woman, thirty twenty four

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00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 2: Hour Dime says, last Thursday, around one am, I walked

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00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 2: through the door of a downtown Denny's and I knew

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00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 2: in my heart there was at least seventy bucks inside

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00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 2: that register and it was going to be all my.

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00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, how did you know? It was very specific?

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00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 2: Before I could tell you to put all the money

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00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 2: in the bag, you platinum blonde hair with dragon eyebrow

1160
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 2: tattoo welcomed me in with your cute Southern accent and

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00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 2: told me I just had to try the berry stuffed

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00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 2: French toast slam not just on fire.

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00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: Though, dude, I would do with Denny's recently. I'm telling

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00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: you it does slam. It's so good.

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00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 2: But grudgingly I sat down and did what you said.

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00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 2: I was still going to rob you, but why do

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00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 2: it on an empty stomach. Twenty minutes later, I finished

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00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 2: the best French toast I've had since COVID hit and

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00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 2: asked if I could talk to you over at the register.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait, I think that's when he roped.

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00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 2: That's when you told me something I did not want

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Speaker 2: to hear.

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00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 3: You said I was cute, a compliment.

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00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 2: You wanted to give me a megaalava cookie skillet on

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00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 2: the house. That sounds good.

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00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes all criminals needed someone to be nice to that.

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Speaker 2: As I tossed back more of your sugar food, you

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00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 2: stopped by my table and asked where I was from.

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00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 2: I told you California, Penal, but you didn't get it

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00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 2: and thought I was saying a crude joke. Oh no,

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00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 2: it means a Paniles, But I think she was. In

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00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 2: the end, I just couldn't go through with it, not

1183
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 2: because you were so cute and nice. I literally ate

1184
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 2: so much food I wouldn't be able to rap that works,

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00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 2: So I went back the next week and they said

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00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 2: you transferred to a different Denny's. So I just left

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00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 2: with a bag of money that time. Tell me which

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00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 2: one you went to, so I don't go there. That

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Speaker 2: signed spooty, Uh spooty.

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Speaker 3: If you hear this, we respond to all of them.

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00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's here. Craigslist misconnections for the.

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Speaker 4: Week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Now you all know that I can work in pretty

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Speaker 2: much any type of conditions. Really, yes, I think it's well,

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Speaker 2: I do think it's shameful that Brooke paid twenty dollars

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Speaker 2: to hire a studio audience to come in here and

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Speaker 2: hear her on.

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Speaker 1: They paid me how it works?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Langley paid me?

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Speaker 4: How old?

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Speaker 3: Langley? How old are you?

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01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 2: You took money from a ten year old?

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for new workers. Her little hands to be

1205
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: very you'll get right into they're here because they want

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Speaker 1: a charity action.

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Speaker 3: People.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you call? You don't catch? That's so nice?

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01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 2: What the charity was for? Okay? Sure, well your challenger today,

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01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 2: Brooke in front of this live audience is Lilia. The

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Speaker 2: probation officer just.

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01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 3: Admitted a crime.

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01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 1: We got a middle school and hear you better pay

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Speaker 1: attention to welcome to the show.

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01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 3: Hello, how do you have any.

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01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 1: Advice for the young kids in studio today?

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Speaker 5: Don't break the law?

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01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: Okay, that's very serious.

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01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 2: Well, actually you should break the law to make sure

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01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 2: Lily continues to have a job. If you think because

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01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,200
Speaker 2: broke laws?

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01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 3: Security, yeah, petty crime.

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01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 2: Yes, steal something when you leave the studio. Today's we're

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Speaker 2: gonna send them Brook out of the studio for now.

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01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 2: She's not gonna take anything with her. In the meantime,

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Speaker 2: let's go over the rules. Though you got thirty seconds,

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01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible, Lily. If you don't

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01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 2: know when you could say past. You have to beat

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Speaker 2: Brook outright if you want to win? Are you ready?

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01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 11: Yes?

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01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. It's World Elephant Day

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01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 2: and you can identify the three species by looking at

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01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 2: what body part. Which European country consumes the most chocolate

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01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 2: per capita in Netherlands in the nineteen forties. What was

1235
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 2: the first toy to be advertised on television Sky The

1236
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 2: average adult has? How many teeth.

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01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 10: Is thirty four?

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01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 2: What popular video game character is known as the Blue blur.

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01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 5: Finn?

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Speaker 2: Al right, Lily, well done, It's going to come back.

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01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 2: Into the studio here, and it says on my screener

1242
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 2: that this summer you took two and a half months

1243
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 2: off of work and did absolutely nothing.

1244
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 10: Oh so pretty much.

1245
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 1: What was What was the best nothing you did?

1246
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 2: What's the highlight of your nothingness?

1247
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,120
Speaker 10: Was just going to sleep around three in the morning?

1248
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 1: Are you binging shows till three in the morning? You're

1249
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,120
Speaker 1: playing video games? What are you doing?

1250
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 2: You're sitting there in total silence.

1251
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 10: You're not just sitting in the dark.

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01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 2: Okay, just let the thoughts ruminate for a second. That's nice.

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01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 3: Are we the first people you've talked to in two months? Yeah?

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01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 1: Voice worked.

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01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 2: Well, it's nice having you on. But you gotta stay

1256
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 2: quiet again because now it's Brooks turn.

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01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 1: You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

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01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. It's World Elephant Day and you

1259
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 2: can identify the three species by looking at what body

1260
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 2: part tusks. Which European country consumes the most chocolate per

1261
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 2: capita Switzerland in the nineteen forties. What was the first

1262
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 2: toy to be advertised on television?

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01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 1: Uh Hulu houp.

1264
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 2: The average adult has how many teeth?

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01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: Thirty six?

1266
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 2: What popular video game character is known as the Blue

1267
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 2: Blur sound like the Hedgehog, Germany's fastest moving freeways. Go

1268
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 2: by what.

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01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 1: All right?

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01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 2: It's awfully quiet from the studio audience after your performance, Brooke.

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01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 3: But applause one's she's really doing it in a round.

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01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 4: Round.

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01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 2: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you will

1274
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 2: do with Johnny. John Lily, you got one today.

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01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 3: It was hard for you, but Brook, you got three

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01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 3: stock security for me.

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01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 2: Rough, go there, Lily, Let's go over the answers for everybody.

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01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 2: It's World Elephant Day. You can identify the three different

1279
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 2: species of elephants by looking at their ears. The European

1280
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,680
Speaker 2: country that consumes the most chocolate per capita would be

1281
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 2: swizerln that Swiss chocolate. In nineteen forties, the first toy

1282
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 2: to get advertised on TV was Mister Potato Head. Average

1283
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 2: adult has thirty two teeth. Y'all have a bunch of teeth.

1284
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 2: By the way, the popular video game character known as

1285
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 2: the Bluebird is sonic the Hedgehog and Germany's fast moving

1286
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 2: freeways are known as the Auto Bond. So, Lilia, it

1287
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 2: was not enough to beat Brooke today. But the good

1288
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 2: news is just for playing, We're gonna give you a

1289
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 2: pair of tickets to see world renowned comedian and ventriloquist

1290
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:34,919
Speaker 2: Paul Zurden at the snow Qualmi Casino on September seventh. Three. Yeah,

1291
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 2: do your locker coors.

1292
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 3: Believe it or not, I'm not even mooring Martal lumps.

1293
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 2: I guess don't even need to go to that show.

1294
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 1: You're awesome for playing.

1295
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank you and special thanks to our studio

1296
01:04:57,080 --> 01:05:02,600
Speaker 2: audience for being so lively and enthusiastic. Okay, got a

1297
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 2: little off thing.

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01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 3: Okay, I about to add some.

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01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 2: We brought some back up in ill had Lilia. Thanks

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01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 2: for playing. We'll be back to the Windbrooks Bok same

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01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 2: time tomorrow

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.