WEBVTT - Rush Limbaugh September 10th 2018

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<v Speaker 1>Our friends at Hillsdale College have something to say about

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<v Speaker 1>the way Congress works. They have created a groundbreaking new

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<v Speaker 1>online course entitled Congress How It Used to Work and

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<v Speaker 1>Why it Doesn't. And that title right there sums up

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<v Speaker 1>why you will want to take this online course. Hillsdale

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<v Speaker 1>College teaches the Constitution and how the governments set up

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<v Speaker 1>to work. And within this course, you're gonna learn exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what Congress should be doing and what it shouldn't be doing,

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<v Speaker 1>and how it got to the sorry state it's in today.

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<v Speaker 1>The course also outlines how those in our nation's capital

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<v Speaker 1>can start to restore a more constitutional Congress. Now, this

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<v Speaker 1>course online course is free to you and when your

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<v Speaker 1>pre register you'll get your place for when it launches

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<v Speaker 1>on Constitution Day, September sevente Hillsdale College has created an

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<v Speaker 1>entirely new online course experience, and they make it available free. Folks.

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<v Speaker 1>Just go to Rush for Hillsdale dot com to sign up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that simple, Rush for Hillsdale dot com and start learning.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't cost anything. Here. My friends scientists are beside

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<v Speaker 1>themselves with joy. They have accidentally created a mutant enzyme

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<v Speaker 1>that eats plastic bottles, a couple of years ago, scientists

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<v Speaker 1>discovered the enzyme at a Japanese waste dump. They brought

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<v Speaker 1>in an international team to tweak it, and voila, the

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<v Speaker 1>enzyme mutated. The new enzyme takes just a few days

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<v Speaker 1>to break down plastic not The lead researcher says that

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<v Speaker 1>thanks to the mutant enzyme, there will not be a

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<v Speaker 1>need to drill oil to make more plastic because the

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<v Speaker 1>plastic we already have can be recycled back into its

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<v Speaker 1>original components. If that happens, can you imagine the result.

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<v Speaker 1>Liberals can stop making laws to ban plastic straws and

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<v Speaker 1>restaurants stories can give customers plastic bags again. You can

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<v Speaker 1>buy bottled water without the environmentalist wackos complaining about what's

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<v Speaker 1>in landfills. Plastic will be in again, which is why

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<v Speaker 1>I have a prediction to my own it will never happen,

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<v Speaker 1>because liberals don't really want to solve problems. They just

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<v Speaker 1>want to complain about problems and blame America for problems.

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<v Speaker 1>Are The last thing they want to do is solve

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<v Speaker 1>anything because America can't improve, So just watch. Environmentalists will

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<v Speaker 1>accuse the new mutant enzyme of causing global warming or

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<v Speaker 1>wiping out in endangered species, or hurting polar bears. Mark

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<v Speaker 1>my words, it will not be marketed as a solution. Ultimately,