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Speaker 1: Oh? Man, what do you think the skateboarding pastor would

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Speaker 2: as you would expect, I'm assuming as Papa John.

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Speaker 1: Shockingly not, it is Shack. They did.

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Speaker 2: They considered Papa John and then went with Shack the

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Speaker 2: They're trying out different every again. They're just trying different

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Speaker 1: Strong.

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Speaker 2: May he stay as strong as he always has been,

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Speaker 2: as can not go out like Stan Sharayah.

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Speaker 1: May may he go against his mortal doctor's recommendations to

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Speaker 2: Thank you, as as he has been apparently for the

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Speaker 2: You guys, remember who Stan is no.

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Speaker 2: When he got COVID, his friend Stan Shara had just

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Speaker 1: And me, the muppets. We're going to talk.

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Speaker 2: About, uh more Venezuela stuff we can't get enough. John Krasinski,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in the most one dimensional way, just similar to

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good guys and bad guys. We have we

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Speaker 4: first more, we do like to ask our guest, what

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Speaker 4: is something from your search history that's revealing about who

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Speaker 1: Guys?

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Speaker 4: I have two that I think really illustrate who I

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Speaker 1: You guys get it. Hell yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then the second one is images of stacks of

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Speaker 1: Wait, you even added for my vision board? No specific

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Speaker 2: I need the ones that have magic on them for

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Speaker 4: Well, we have to scort it, guys, because now I've

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Speaker 2: So everybody, really I need you guys to believe.

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Speaker 1: Don't make fun of This is called manifesting. Yeah, everybody

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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of twenty twenty six and being the skateboard correspondent,

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Speaker 1: Nobody buy it.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to say what it is, but it's

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Speaker 2: Well, may your chakras be aligned, May your stacks of

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Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated?

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Speaker 2: You know they say romance is dead you guys.

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Speaker 4: And I agree, because what is underrated? Is the thing

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Speaker 2: They don't like that anymore. No, consensually, we need to

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're talking Pyle, Yeah you're talking Gomez Adams.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking about peak Raul Julia. Yeah, is there

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Speaker 1: Rather than yeah, you're just like, I'm just gonna kiss

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Speaker 1: That guy was average and an average dang bro. I

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Speaker 1: She didn't like I got chapstick all over her clothes.

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Speaker 2: Specifically, I'm saying AI, here's the thing.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's acting like AI is gonna They're said it's gonna

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Speaker 4: And I think that's because some part in us recognizes

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Speaker 2: My friend shout out to my buddy Jeff. He was

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Speaker 4: Keep it a mononymous, but he was like a friend

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Speaker 4: So you can everybody, you can stop investing trillions because

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Speaker 4: I just I just pilrid.

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Speaker 2: no measure, no outcry, flawless, flawless, no notes. People are like,

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Speaker 2: so you you clearly have a successor lined up, yes, sir.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, you thought about this and will it be?

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Speaker 1: I mean the loudest voice is Marco Rubio. But then

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Speaker 2: Let's be reported in the Washington Post. Yeah, who are

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Speaker 2: like basically captured, like they knew about the attack before.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, do you.

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Speaker 4: Think do you think that he thinks that he mishurd

442
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Speaker 4: it and he thinks it's the Nobel Beef Prize and

443
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Speaker 4: it's you get like thirty big Max, maybe.

444
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Speaker 2: Like why that's a really good question more, you know,

445
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Speaker 2: fast prize. I'm just trying to figure out why he

446
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Speaker 2: wants it.

447
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Speaker 1: Right right right to heaven.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, he's he's not knock knocking all around at all,

449
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Speaker 5: and he is absolutely I mean, the amount of like

450
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Speaker 5: mortality topics that pop into his mind is definitely.

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Speaker 1: He's been fundraising off of stuff like that. He's like,

452
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Speaker 1: please get me to you know, and you're like, what

453
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: the fuck.

454
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Speaker 4: So it's very he's gonna build a golden elevator from

455
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Speaker 4: the from the White House.

456
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Speaker 1: What's wild is like this Washington Post like article where

457
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Speaker 1: this comes from. It's just says us plan to quote

458
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: run Venezuela cloud clouded in confusion. Yeah, no shit obviously,

459
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 1: But like that that line about Machada comes like so

460
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,880
Speaker 1: deep in the article when that's that really illustrates how

461
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Speaker 1: this entire the president's weird worldview due to his senility,

462
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: which is like, you know, people say I'm jealous, but

463
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: my kink is come. U is how like Chapel Roane

464
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 1: said it, and I agree, Like that's how he's that's

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Speaker 1: how he's overseeing the overthrow of a government in regime

466
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Speaker 1: change based on like his hurt ego. Yeah, and that

467
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Speaker 1: is like again, this is more more and more evidence

468
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Speaker 1: how unserious and how just god awful this whole thing

469
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Speaker 1: is just yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And it sounds like she won the award for

471
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Speaker 2: being such a good handpicked successor for a c I

472
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Speaker 2: a coup, like she was the head of the opposition

473
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Speaker 2: party who was like got got a lot of votes,

474
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Speaker 2: And it just seems like and he's dedicated the award

475
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 2: to down that that ship is wild. I did not

476
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 2: realize how pathetic the the the ass kiss was.

477
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and when the like falustian bargain doesn't work, that's

478
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 4: got to feel a million times worse when you're like, yeah,

479
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 4: when you go when you prostrate and humiliate yourself in

480
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Speaker 4: front of everybody and.

481
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Speaker 1: They're still like, no, you don't get it. I actually

482
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: don't like her anymore.

483
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 2: She's not cool.

484
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I want to say two things. This

485
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Speaker 4: is affecting real people, you know, and I just think

486
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Speaker 4: that's a boarder.

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Speaker 1: Remember.

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Speaker 2: And also Steven Miller looks like e T if he

489
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Speaker 2: was pale.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he does, like et mixed with Baltimore. I feel it.

491
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, oh man, be great.

492
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Speaker 2: Send him off on a little little vacation, a little

493
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Speaker 2: trip down there to just I don't know, just be the.

494
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Speaker 1: Be the governor as they used to call it in

495
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Speaker 1: those that ERAa of conversation, to be the governor of

496
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Speaker 1: Venezuela or whatever the fuck is of like RCO, Chevronville

497
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: or whatever they want to rename it. It's just like wow,

498
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: because then along with that, right, it's on its surface

499
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Speaker 1: in illegal kidnapping of a nation's leader, on the weirdest

500
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Speaker 1: like it's actually like narkel arms charges or bringing them up.

501
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,719
Speaker 1: This is a law enforcement action, that's like, because that's

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Speaker 1: how they're trying to find the sort of like legal

503
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Speaker 1: framework to make this all work. We get all this

504
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Speaker 1: like manufactured consent. Because everyone's like, this is sounds absolutely

505
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Speaker 1: just off the rails. What are you talking about? So intro,

506
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: please come in. Benny Johnson my man, dude, the man

507
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Speaker 1: who when they had to do the federal siege of

508
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Speaker 1: DC and everyone's like, why the fuck, why would you

509
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: come here for any of this? He gave us obviously

510
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Speaker 1: this great bit of my.

511
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Speaker 6: Infant nearly died in a drug fire after shootings.

512
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Speaker 1: As that's why the government has to come My infant, mine,

513
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Speaker 1: my infant. Now done fact check any of that, because

514
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: it will crumble under just the slightest bit of interest

515
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Speaker 1: or investigation. This is his new thing now because I

516
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: guess obviously this is so illegal and so unpopular, and

517
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Speaker 1: Trump basically was like coming out being like, no more wars.

518
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: We got to stop wasting money on this crap. It

519
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Speaker 1: seems like this will be unpopular with his Yeah, well yeah,

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00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 1: most are kind of falling in line, sort of expectedly.

521
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Speaker 1: But Benny Johnson, I think he's really going for it

522
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: because he's trying to connect Venezuela to another popular MAGA grievance,

523
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Speaker 1: which is the twenty twenty election.

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Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, smartmatic and dominion voting systems were the

525
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Speaker 6: voting systems being used at this time and in these

526
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Speaker 6: states and all around the world. They are Venezuelan. Oh

527
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Speaker 6: my design, and.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, they're Venezuelan by design, okay, go.

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00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 6: On, by systems and storage facilities and through their actual technology,

530
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Speaker 6: these systems I have on extremely good authority, can and

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Speaker 6: do rig elections around the world. Now, how does this

532
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 6: lead us to the arrest of Nicholas mcdua. Nichols Maduro

533
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 6: knows where all the bodies are buried. Venezuela is effectively

534
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 6: just a proxy state that was being run by Russia

535
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Speaker 6: and China and Iran. They were running operations here against

536
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 6: America using yes, the election rigging technology, also using chemical warfare,

537
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 6: this in the form of fentanyl and bisological warfare in

538
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 6: the form of flooding our nation with third world criminal aliens.

539
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: He used to say, shithole, third world world. So again,

540
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Speaker 1: just I don't know if you remember. They were lawsuits.

541
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Speaker 1: One of the designers of the voting machine was from Venezuela.

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Speaker 7: There's Venezuelan in design and designology. It's inextricably Venezuelan all around.

543
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 7: But I'm sorry, he knows where the bodies are buried.

544
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 7: So we're we're actually we're arresting him because of his

545
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 7: involvement in election ringing, because that's that'd be interesting. But

546
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 7: also Venezuela rigged the twenty twenty election and then sat

547
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Speaker 7: out the twenty twenty four election.

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Speaker 1: When the person who would be rigging it, so they

549
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: rigged the one when Trump was in office. Huh.

550
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 2: So that that's I always have trouble with their version

551
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 2: of things where there is a vast conspiracy by the

552
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Speaker 2: most powerful people in the country while they're in power.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm shocked I never heard this. You'd just

554
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: think Trump would be talking about this if he knew

555
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: that Venezuela was behind the twenty twenty election ring. I

556
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: thought we heard.

557
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: Stormans is coming. The storm's coming.

558
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: Okay, he can't dim hold everything.

559
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is forty four DJs we're looking at.

560
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, truly, truly truly so uh yeah right now there

561
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: they are really firing on all cylinders to try and

562
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Speaker 1: get people to be like to completely lose their critical

563
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: thinking skills and be like, what this is bad? This

564
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: sounds like a total reversal on policy that you said

565
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: would happen, although that's he's in his entire administration is

566
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: that kind of thing.

567
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Speaker 2: But you know, I mean, we should never be surprised

568
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 2: when they attach through just bizarre imagination and leaps of

569
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 2: logic attached the worst things in the world too, Brown people,

570
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 2: that's it. It's the same.

571
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking play and you know, you know biological warfare.

572
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: When like brown people move here, you're like, what.

573
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Speaker 2: My infant son? And like, dude. Also, the fact using

574
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 2: the word infant to describe your own child is no,

575
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 2: who's like my human son? It's very weird.

576
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's definitely a modifier to try.

577
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Speaker 2: And nearly yeah, yeah, infanct son So bizarre, dude, darling,

578
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 2: bring the infant in. Nobody's ever referred to their own

579
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 2: child as an infant.

580
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: And where's the infant?

581
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: Like, I want to apply affection to our.

582
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Speaker 1: Son, Yeah, my infant? Nearly die, where's my infant? Give

583
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Speaker 1: me my infant.

584
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 2: Also, usually they don't refer to it as a drug

585
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 2: fire because more that's not a thing. That's not really

586
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Speaker 2: a thing that's ever been I mean, I guess it

587
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 2: is like.

588
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: Fire. Yeah, but again drug infant son, drug fire. You

589
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: gotta put the it's the little modifiers. I give a

590
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: little bit more sauce.

591
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 4: And it's it's the subtext is always you see why

592
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 4: I'm a victim here you get it poor. You know,

593
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 4: Venezuela has been so hard on us. We're victims whaler.

594
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 2: Oh yes, so wild how powerful they were and we

595
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 2: didn't even realize it.

596
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: Crazy. We'll get to that part because Krisinsky was trying

597
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: to warn us.

598
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 2: He's been warning us all those knowings. He was shooting

599
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 2: at us during the office as Jim, he was trying to.

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00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: Zoom.

601
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 2: Pam spelled backwards.

602
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: Map.

603
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 2: What is Villa's Venezuela on a map?

604
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: Map? Thank you?

605
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 2: He's after Pam. So after Pam sounds like I was

606
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 2: like my grandfather describing the plot of the office.

607
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: PM. Huh, I guess always all right.

608
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 2: Well, we do, of course want to check in with

609
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 2: the health of Donald Trump. That was the story over

610
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 2: the break that people continue to speculate about. Uh, you know,

611
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 2: how's he doing? What's going on with his hand there?

612
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: Look? Why can he seemed to move right? Yeah? Why

613
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: he keeps falling asleep? He is? What?

614
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 2: Why is he keeping Why does he keep having to

615
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 2: go to the hospital and get full batteries of medical

616
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 2: tests like every couple of weeks?

617
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

618
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 2: Why is he so strong? How is he so powerful?

619
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Speaker 2: Why do they give him cognitive exams like Uh, like

620
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 2: every time he brushes his teeth twice a day, they're

621
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 2: hitting him, hitting him with the is your brain still

622
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 2: working cognitive test? And his explanation that he's created for

623
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: himself is that they're giving it because they've never seen anyone.

624
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: Do so good. That's so sad.

625
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 2: All this is all hater ship. Okay, this is all

626
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 2: hater shit about his health. He's beating the accusations with

627
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 2: a little R and R and a little maverick advice

628
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 2: from his advisors. This is from an article in The Guardian.

629
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 2: Trump said he acted on the advice of his staff

630
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 2: to slow his pace, including spending roughly two weeks at

631
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Speaker 2: mar Lago aka the Winter White House over Christmas and

632
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 2: New Year. They have also counseled him to try to

633
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 2: keep his eyes open during public events.

634
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 4: So you can listen to bullshit he think he's formulating.

635
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: If somebody brings that up again, they're fired. I'm fucking

636
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: think I'm cooking. I'm in the lab. I'm in the lab.

637
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 2: But this is like from a Wall Street Journal interview

638
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: about his health, where he just is like, yeah, they've

639
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: been They let me take two weeks off, which was

640
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 2: really nice. He sounds like Josh Askin writing Home and Big.

641
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 2: They're really nice to be here. They let me take

642
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 2: two weeks off. They also told me to try to

643
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: keep my eyes open during public events, like that doesn't

644
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 2: reflect poorly on your ability to just like be awake.

645
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: Said look more, look more vital. That looks that's a

646
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: good one. Be more spry. Yeah. The just the being

647
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: counseled to try to keep your eyes open is so funny,

648
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: like counseled rather than being like, dude, keep your fucking eyes.

649
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: I mean, no one's talking to him like that, but

650
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: I imagine you got to keep your fucking eyes open

651
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: out there, dude. Yeah, I'm fucking serious, man, this whole

652
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: thing is gonna come apart. Okay, you got to keep

653
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 1: your fucking eyes open for the amendment and the amendment

654
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: eyes open.

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00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 2: They love like blame people rising positions of power on

656
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 2: DEI or whatever, and like the reality is, this is

657
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Speaker 2: how easy it is for this dude to become president.

658
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, man, can you just stay awake please?

659
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't think so. Actually, well you think

660
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: about it. They they need the vessel of Donald Trump

661
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: to be able to like mag a wash and get

662
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 1: the supportive people because Trump says it's happening. The second

663
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: Trump is no longer saying what these things are, and

664
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: it's it becomes another leader. That's when it's going to

665
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: begin to wobble, because he still commands enough attention to

666
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: be like we need him. Look because like I've said before,

667
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: he's like the elderly. Like if like the kid who

668
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 1: lives with his elderly grandpa, who you go over to

669
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,240
Speaker 1: their house because you can get away with doing whatever

670
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: because he's up in his room watching TV all day

671
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 1: and his face. What do you guys doing, Oh, we're

672
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: just building a car. Okay, you're building a meth lab okay, right?

673
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: And yeah, this helps, Like it's like fucking it's like Dave,

674
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Where they're like, we gotta

675
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: have the vessel present to get all this other stuff done.

676
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,720
Speaker 1: Except it's not a comedy.

677
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 2: They have to be looking into a day situation. They

678
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 2: have to be looking to see if they can get

679
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 2: somebody who looks enough like Donald Trump to who is

680
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 2: seventy one unless still has their wits about him. Dude,

681
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 2: they're probably gonna ship in beloved mega actor John Voight

682
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 2: with a wig.

683
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, people believe. They're like, but Voight is so

684
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: good as Trump, people will buy it. They're like, but

685
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: they know it's John. I just fucking try it. Man, transformational.

686
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: We got our back to the wall.

687
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 2: He's also and this is giving a lot of people concerns,

688
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 2: we'll call them because we're all we all just want

689
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 2: to make sure he's healthy and strong.

690
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: Boy.

691
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 2: People are concerned about this revelation that he's taking way

692
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 2: more aspirin than his doctor has won him too. So

693
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 2: this is this was always something that I found kind

694
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 2: of interesting, is that like he's probably abusing adderall, but

695
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 2: for most of the eighties and nineties he was just

696
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 2: like abusing sudafed, Like he was taking over the counter

697
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 2: pseudo fed as. Yeah, yeah, just to like use that

698
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 2: as a speed allegedly, but there's pretty good reporting that

699
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 2: suggests that he has been poppin' pseudo feds as like

700
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 2: his way of like instead of like cocaine or any

701
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 2: pep pills. He's like you know how Elvis was like,

702
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 2: I don't do street drugs, but I take like all

703
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 2: the prescription like so like suitcases hockey bags of prescription medication.

704
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: He was formulated in a German lab.

705
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 2: It's I feel like I feel like Trump is like

706
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 2: one step further where he's like, well, they wouldn't be

707
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 2: able to sell it over the counter if it wasn't safe.

708
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 2: And so in keeping with how he treats suit of fat,

709
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 2: he he's taking so much asteris because he's like, I

710
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 2: want my blood to be like water.

711
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: He said, quote I want quote I want nice thin

712
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: blood pouring through my heart. Oh, nice thin blood. I

713
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: mean he doesn't listen to fucking anybody. So it is

714
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: kind of, we'll say, concerning to hear that he is

715
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: that way with doctors as well.

716
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 2: And in his defense, he is in such terrible shape

717
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: that his blood hurts.

718
00:37:54,120 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: So O, make it smoother, make it thinner. It's it's

719
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: too thick. Thin it out. This is also this from CNN,

720
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: just talking about generally the use of aspirin. Quote. Aspirin

721
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: used to be widely prescribed as a preventative for cardiovascular disease,

722
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Speaker 1: but that is shifted. In twenty nineteen, medical experts advised

723
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Speaker 1: against routine aspirin use unless a person as a heart

724
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: condition or other health risk, citing the heightened risk of

725
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: internal bleeding. When they do recommend that Yeah, I can't

726
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: see it in.

727
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: Blood pouring all over the inside of my body.

728
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. When they do recommend preventive aspirin, doctors typically advise

729
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: an eighty one milligram dose. Trump told the journal that

730
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: he takes three hundred and twenty five milligrams retos about

731
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 1: four times as much. Okay, this is from another doctor

732
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: talking about the use of aspirin. Quote. Typically speaking, we

733
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: do not recommend the full dose aspirin. The full DROs

734
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: aspirin has a lot more risk factors associated with it,

735
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: and for the most part, those are GI risk factors.

736
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: People who take full dose aspirin are more prone to

737
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: having GI bleeding, especially if they have ulcers and things

738
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: like that.

739
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 2: And so bleeding would be associated with like easy bruising, right,

740
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 2: which is what we're kind of seeing with his hand,

741
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 2: like all all the stuff where he's having to like

742
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 2: wear loads of makeup on random spots on his hand,

743
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 2: where he's like just shook three people's hands today, and

744
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 2: damn it if my hands aren't covered in bruises.

745
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: But then remember if you over the break, it switched

746
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: to his left hand. Yeah, and people were like, so

747
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: what is it now?

748
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 2: Is it?

749
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: Ucci? Wally or is it one mic? Is it these

750
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,720
Speaker 1: handshakes or you? Is it the circulation is diet?

751
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, couldn't couldn't be circulation. I've got

752
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 2: the thinnest blood in Washington, DC. Yeah, capwater, my ship

753
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 2: is thinner than peak. Kate Moss maam, he must have left.

754
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: Kate Moss.

755
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 2: They called that heroine to a certain age. She was

756
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 2: all right that that is a while.

757
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: Wait, why are you saying that people were like doctors

758
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: are wildly speculating on the internet, Like, yeah, there's.

759
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 2: There are people who have like created cottage industry of

760
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 2: being like, I'm a doctor, this is what his health

761
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 2: is looking like. I have not checked their medical credentials.

762
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 2: There is one who is suddenly gaining a lot of

763
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 2: attention who's like, motherfucker's got three months tops, he's looks bad,

764
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 2: showing all the signs that he's on his last legs.

765
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 2: I just man. Our next icon has me researching a

766
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 2: lot about like death conspiracies and like when people react

767
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 2: poorly to somebody's death, And I can't imagine what is

768
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 2: going to happen when he finally passes on the like

769
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: with his with his followers, they are not going to

770
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 2: believe like he could like slip and fall off a

771
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 2: building in front of everybody while saying whoops into a microphone.

772
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Speaker 2: Who's There would be so many conspiracy theories before he

773
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 2: hit the fucking ground, you know, like it's it's wild

774
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 2: so avau.

775
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 1: Old p s White House oppression. Yeah, there's a whole thing,

776
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: we got it.

777
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 2: I was trying to tell us, just trying to tell

778
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 2: us they created conspiracy theories when they didn't kill him,

779
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 2: when the when the shot missed right anyways, Uh, let's

780
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 2: say a quick break and we'll be right back into

781
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: her back and hey, we were just talking pressed Ege

782
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 2: TV the over the break break. Yeah, my favorite, I

783
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 2: think everyone's favorite Prestige TV shows are all on Amazon Prime.

784
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: Yeah right.

785
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 2: They made that billion dollar Lord of the Rings thing,

786
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 2: the like three people made it all the way to

787
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 2: the end of.

788
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: Oh I fucking forgot.

789
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 2: I taped it on VHS. That's how much I Oh wow,

790
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 2: good good, Yeah, I want to rewatch it, and then

791
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 2: buried the tapes in your backyard. But another Amazon Prime

792
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 2: Presty's TV show that that basically doesn't exist is John

793
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: Krasinski as Jack Ryan inheriting the role of Harrison Ford,

794
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: and I for forgot that this show ever happened, but

795
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 2: I do remember this happening at the time that I

796
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 2: think we covered it in our story about how John

797
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 2: Krasinski is a fucking op who is just like openly

798
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 2: stands the CIA. When he played the role of Jack Ryan,

799
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 2: he did a bunch of interviews just being like basically

800
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 2: recreating the Jack Nicholson scene from a few good men.

801
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: Being like, you want them on that wall, you need

802
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: them on that wall.

803
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 2: So, not long after the attack on Venezuela, a clip

804
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 2: from that show of John Zinski addressing a classroom of

805
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 2: students in the show the viral, in which he argues

806
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 2: that the most major threat to the US it is

807
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 2: not Russia, it's not North Korea. Oh you thought it

808
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 2: was North Korea. That's it's Winnie the fucking Venezuela. So

809
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 2: he's like, who what do you think?

810
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: Who do you think the biggest dangers to the United States?

811
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 2: And they're all like, Russia, Korea, get your head in

812
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 2: the game, children, all of you, that's what the mainstream

813
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 2: media wants you to believe. And then he lists off

814
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 2: a bunch of reasons why Venezuela is the main strategic

815
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: risk to the United States. In the monologue, he says

816
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: that it's a failed state that's within a thirty minute

817
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 2: range from the US of next gen nuclear missiles.

818
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so that's a threat. Yeah, that that's the

819
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: thing that is in We can bomb them in thirty minutes.

820
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: Do they have are they armed with nuclear weapons? Also?

821
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: Failed state? How are you gonna mention? How like crippling

822
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,280
Speaker 1: sanctions or economic warfare being waged?

823
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 2: They they've been crippled by an unsubtle Maduro surrogate president Nicholas.

824
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: Oh still named Nicholas though, okay, for sure.

825
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 4: What happened is like Trump fell asleep watching Fox Fox

826
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 4: News and then accidentally woke up to this and because

827
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Speaker 4: Fox News is indistinguishable from a mediocre action plot, was

828
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 4: like this is this is I guess this is a

829
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 4: new uh uh whatever program where John Krazinski tells me

830
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Speaker 4: what what politics are.

831
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Speaker 1: Right, Oh my gosh.

832
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 2: He also says, and this for some reason makes them

833
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 2: a threat. He says the country is the largest oil

834
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: reserves on the planet, which I didn't really that's wild. Congratulations, Venezuela,

835
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 2: You've won an invasion. And also he says, and more

836
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 2: gold deposits than all the countries in Africa combined, which

837
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,399
Speaker 2: is not proven, but that is how colonial powers used

838
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 2: to get people to invade, like places in the Americas.

839
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 2: They would be like, they've got more gold.

840
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 8: There's gold. Is the city of gold in there. El

841
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 8: Dorado's got to be in all right, you're gonna put

842
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,919
Speaker 8: your worst fucking people on a boat and send them over,

843
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 8: now right. That's wild that that's among his reasons why

844
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 8: they're a threat. You're here's so much good stuff that

845
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 8: we want exactly like, Yo, she a threat, bro. You

846
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,919
Speaker 8: see her beautiful hair, ship, bro, you see that waist,

847
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 8: a hip ratio, fam and legs that don't quit. Oh,

848
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 8: she's trouble. And you're like, what are you airy? You're

849
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 8: coveting your neighbor's wife right now?

850
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: What is this? What are you talking about?

851
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,439
Speaker 2: He then just ribes a fictional Venezuelan president who rose

852
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: to power on a wave of nationalist pride like that

853
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 2: is the worst thing that can possibly happen and has

854
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 2: crippled the national economy by half. By the way, we

855
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 2: crippled the Venezuelan economy by making sure that they're not

856
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 2: allowed to do business anywhere. No no, Jack, it was

857
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 2: it was Bernie Sanders and hip socialist hippie. It was

858
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,720
Speaker 2: probably all right, It was probably like mostly Bernie Sands.

859
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:33,439
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Now we're back on track. Now we're back

860
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 1: on track. Now we're back on track.

861
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 2: People have pointed out that in reality, intercontinental ballistic missiles

862
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 2: launch from China or Russia at the US would land

863
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 2: within a thirty minute timeframe. And those are countries that

864
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 2: have next gen intercontinental.

865
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Speaker 1: They got five nuclear missiles. Yeah, oh you guys, stall

866
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: have lte wait go.

867
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Speaker 2: The whole second season is basically about Venezuela, and in

868
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,840
Speaker 2: the finale, Jack Ryan, in a squad of CIA operatives

869
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 2: literally fly a helicopter into the presidential palace, murder a

870
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 2: bunch of guards. Check check. These are all things that happened.

871
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 2: And then just when Jack Ryan is about to shoot

872
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 2: the president in the head, one of his fellow agents

873
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 2: convinces him not to do it because they lack the authority. Uh,

874
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 2: which time to start thinking about authority? Is that right now? Okay, okay, no, Jack.

875
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: We don't. It's as well I told you we don't

876
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: have the authority. Oh damn it, we don't.

877
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 2: You have the scene right here let him go. No

878
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 2: fucking way. I told you we don't have the authority.

879
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,320
Speaker 2: You win this round, You win this round and down

880
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 2: Jack Ryan.

881
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: What the fuck? This is so fucking disturbing, Just like this,

882
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: all like this is the media always does this, you

883
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean, and especially in films, because that's

884
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: that's like the first point of attack for this kind

885
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: of propaganda. It's just like you flatten an entire nation

886
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: and it's people into a one dimensional bad guy, and

887
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: you know, and well, and then you go the sort

888
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: of logic of, oh, well, the CIA says they're bad.

889
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: I guess I'm going to put out of my mind

890
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: the millions of people that live there, and how you

891
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 1: fuck all to do with anything the government millions.

892
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 2: Of dollars that the government and you know, their business

893
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 2: associates stands to make the same extremely wealthy power structure

894
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 2: of people that is currently being protected by the withholding

895
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 2: of the Stein documents.

896
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and beautiful strong white John's Krasinski comes in on

897
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 4: a helicopter. I can't wait till fucking next week when

898
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 4: Trump's like, do yakatoll me building is under attack. We

899
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 4: got to send in all the national get.

900
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: Me Clane get me the clan I need him. That's

901
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: just so just so wild, the idea that it's like

902
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: the whole idea with Jack Ryan is trying to pay

903
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: this like benevolent United States of Like, man, I could

904
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: have fucking topped your ass right here, but I am

905
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: sort of a higher power, so I won't. And I'm

906
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: a good guy even though I just came in here

907
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: and marked half the fucking people in this building. Don't

908
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: worry about me, and I'm saying absolute lies on here.

909
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 2: You know who played Jack Ryan and didn't turn into

910
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,240
Speaker 2: like a Cia Shill Harrison Ford he played. He played

911
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 2: Jack Ryan much better and is just a pothead with.

912
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: Now that's how you play the man, because he was

913
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: so goofy in like c in Present Danger and or

914
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: what's the other one, uh, Patriot Games like where he

915
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: was just sort of like truly like an hand list,

916
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: you know, like this the whole point. Yeah, he's like,

917
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 1: I'm mixed up in this crap. Yeah here you are

918
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: getting fucking I'm just good At Columbia.

919
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: I sit at a desk usually. That's why when I

920
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 2: try and throw a punch, I fall over forward and

921
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 2: my jacket flies up over my back dang it.

922
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: I always think about that scene in Clear and President

923
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: Danger and he's running from the explosion, so goofy, like

924
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: when the suburban gets hit with a rocket and he's

925
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: like h and his like sleeves all messed up as

926
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: a kid. I couldn't shake that. I'm like, bro, you

927
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:04,919
Speaker 1: look awkward as fun.

928
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 2: He's great. We've talked about Leonardo DiCaprio and his tooth acting.

929
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 2: He's great at rumpled jacket acting. And Harrison Ford, you know,

930
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 2: he's always doing great work with a nice rumpled jacket.

931
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

932
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 4: I need, yeah, I need way more of these action

933
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,439
Speaker 4: stars on like a ton of edibles all the time,

934
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 4: to mellow them out and get look a little more

935
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 4: frumpy and a little bit a little more relatable, you.

936
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.

937
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the there's a great anecdote about Harrison Ford

938
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 2: where there was like one day when he was on

939
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: the set of one of the Indiana Jones is or

940
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 2: I think it was Indiana Jones, Well maybe it was

941
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 2: one of the Star Wars is. But he had to

942
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 2: go to set and he had run out of rolling papers,

943
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 2: and so he like and like he couldn't do do

944
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 2: his job high or not high like that was not

945
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: an option. So he like pulled up to the limo

946
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 2: that was like waiting to take him to set with

947
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: like a saucepan with a lid on it, and then

948
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 2: he like got in and like lifted the lid and

949
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 2: just all the smoke billow out and he just lit

950
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 2: the weed on fire in a saucepan some like goblet.

951
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 4: It's like if in Star Wars he used one of

952
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 4: the lightsabers to like light a bong.

953
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: Yeah right, right right, it's like one of those car

954
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: one of those car like seventies car cigarette lighters. Yeah right,

955
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 1: just get the hot tip end to it. It's just

956
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 1: I mean, the listeners aren't going to be able to

957
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: see it. But this is just that part where like

958
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: the suburban gets hit by a rocket and it's it's

959
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: peek Harrison Ford not being like get out of their

960
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: Harrison Wort, Oh here comes, get your man's out of there,

961
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: come on, oh oh Just it's like he was trying

962
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 1: to hold his sleeve or something. He does his move

963
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, bro, yeah, but you know what, that's

964
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: that's hot meat. As a kid. The CIA is not

965
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: fucking yeah.

966
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 4: And I don't need them to be I don't need

967
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 4: any of these people ever to be cool.

968
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: Ever, we don't need the assassins of the Empire to be.

969
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,760
Speaker 2: Because you're not. You're not, guess what, you're in power.

970
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 2: That's not cool. You get you get to be in power.

971
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 2: That's enough. You don't also get to be fucking cool.

972
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: That's for cool. You know, it's cool lighting a fucking

973
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 1: bong with a lightsaber. That's work on that, work on

974
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 1: that ship.

975
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:29,959
Speaker 2: The the Jack Ryan John Krazinski version claimed the credit

976
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 2: in the credits that the CIA has not approved or

977
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 2: endorsed the content of the show, even though the production

978
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 2: clearly collaborated with the agency. They were allowed to film

979
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 2: at the actual CIA headquarters, which is a telltale sign.

980
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, Top Top Gun wasn't getting those

981
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 2: fucking aircraft carriers if they had a subversive message. No, yeah,

982
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 2: and they got to I mean CIA headquarter. Nobody knows

983
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 2: what the fuck that looks like. You could easily recreate that,

984
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 2: but they were like, no, sir, we would like to

985
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 2: film there. Script sir, Yeah, yeah, very good, Yes, thank you.

986
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: They had nothing to do with this because obviously filming

987
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: at the CIA headquarters, it's like open anyone that you

988
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: should an independent film in there. Dude, they don't even

989
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: charge you anything like this. Really cool. Yea, they have

990
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: a nice black box theater in there.

991
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 2: Yeahs understand what that blacked that blacked out room was.

992
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah different dark sight. I

993
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 2: thought I thought it was a black box theater. Hey,

994
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,720
Speaker 2: you guys like guns n' roses? Huh they're that blaring

995
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 2: through the place. Well more, such a pleasure having you

996
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 2: as well.

997
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, thanks.

998
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 4: Dude's happy twenty twenty six everybody.

999
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 2: And it's gonna be a happy one. We stand by

1000
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 2: our prediction. This is this year is gonna fucking rule.

1001
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, is there or where can people find you?

1002
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 1: Follow you? See you all the good stuff? Yeah? Thanks.

1003
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 2: Uh. I'm doing stand up Tuesday, which would be tonight

1004
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:54,280
Speaker 2: at Flappers.

1005
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing that.

1006
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm doing stand up in San Diego Friday and

1007
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 4: Saturday at Comedy Heights.

1008
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 2: Come out there. If you haven't to live out there,

1009
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 2: come see. It'll be a fun show. And uh yeah,

1010
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 2: our podcast with my wife Ashley Burke just called Rebrand

1011
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 2: and I'm at mort Burke. I'm putting up sketches and

1012
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 2: stuff on Instagram. Okay, rebrand amazing. Is there a work

1013
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: of media that you've been enjoying? Uh?

1014
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:25,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know as the skateboarding LEAs out of the show.

1015
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 4: I really like this new Jordan Trehon part that just

1016
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 4: came out with Theories of Atlantis.

1017
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 2: Go check it out.

1018
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: It's sick.

1019
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 4: He's a he floats, this guy like a fuckingol. He's

1020
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 4: like a tall, powerful humming bird.

1021
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 1: We love we love hummingbirds around here.

1022
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 2: We love powerful humming birds. Humming bad. That's amazing And

1023
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 2: this is just a this is a like you just

1024
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,800
Speaker 2: look it up on YouTube and there will be a

1025
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,240
Speaker 2: bunch of clips of him being awesome.

1026
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Jordan Trehon, Yeah, Theories of Atlantis. I figure,

1027
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 4: what's there's a name for the part, maybe dial tone

1028
00:54:59,560 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 4: or something.

1029
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: I think it's sick. Nice Miles.

1030
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 2: Where can people find you as their working media you've

1031
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 2: been enjoying?

1032
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 1: Uh, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. More importantly,

1033
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:13,240
Speaker 1: come check out the new football podcast And by football

1034
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: I mean soccer, uh called Footy with Jamel Johnson and

1035
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 1: Chris Martin out of cold Play. I'll say that every

1036
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 1: time where we're just talking shit about our favorite sport,

1037
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 1: the English Premier League and European Soccer at large. It's

1038
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: super fun. We're like on our fourth episode that's about

1039
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: to come out, so just come check it out. You know,

1040
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: see if you like the vibes. If not, don't worry

1041
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: about it.

1042
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 2: You know, Chris is a great stand up dude.

1043
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 1: He's a great guy and also an arsenal fan. When

1044
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: we were coming up with this show, I was like, okay,

1045
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 1: I need to I need a collection of the most

1046
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: interesting arsenal fan So I got Jamel Johnson representing DC

1047
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 1: Virginia and Chris Martin representing Like I needed an actual

1048
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,399
Speaker 1: English person to legitimize our bullshit, and that's what Chris does,

1049
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 1: being an English.

1050
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 2: Super goddamn British.

1051
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

1052
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,439
Speaker 2: And have you guys figured out if if it's footy yet?

1053
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: Not yet? Okay, so we're still figuring it out, man,

1054
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,879
Speaker 1: still figuring out The second we do the show's over,

1055
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 1: so we're gonna off. It's like it's like Jim chasing

1056
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: Pam all the time. You know, we're just chasing is it,

1057
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: is it footy or not?

1058
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian

1059
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 2: Blue Sky Jack ob the number one uh Instagram Jack underscore. Oh, underscore, Brian,

1060
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 2: try and keep it as as different as possible. You

1061
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 2: know you like to tweet from a couple from Ross Sayers.

1062
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 2: He tweeted, Hi mate, I'm a street photographer and I

1063
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 2: love your look. Can I take some pics of you?

1064
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: Great?

1065
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can look me up on Insta. I'm losers

1066
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 2: getting their steps in all one and then yells, oh well.

1067
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 2: The thing is, when I said we would circle back

1068
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 2: to this in the new year, you have to understand

1069
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,919
Speaker 2: that I genuinely thought that this day would never come.

1070
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 2: I thought holiday forever, experience experience a little bit of

1071
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 2: that right now. You can find us on Twitter and

1072
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 2: Blue Sky at daily Zeikeeist per indeed daily Zeicheist on Instagram.

1073
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 2: You can go to the description of this episode wherever

1074
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 2: you're listening to it, and there at the bottom you

1075
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 2: will find the footnotes, which is where we link off

1076
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 2: to the information that we talked about in today's episode.

1077
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 2: We also link off to a song that we think

1078
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 2: you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that

1079
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 2: you think people might Oh?

1080
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, your old millennial uncle just just heard what the

1081
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: youth they're listening to, and I kind of like it.

1082
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: I talked about it. This was my my overrated when

1083
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: I wrongly said that music conspiracy theories were like not

1084
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: as great as they were in my age and we

1085
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: as I just talked, I'm from the worst era ever

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Speaker 1: of humanity. But there's this rapper from Liverpool named sd

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Speaker 1: Kid who people thought was Timothy Shallomet. It's not Timothy Shallome.

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Speaker 1: It's a guy from Liverpool. We just don't know who

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Speaker 1: he is exactly. The judgment. Yeah, the track is called

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Speaker 1: four Raws and for me it's like one of those

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Speaker 1: just earworm tracks because his accent is like I want

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Speaker 1: to sip Hendycipinal Babin and you're like Bourbon he said, Babin,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the Baban. I got four lads in the

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Speaker 1: Jamin uh okay. I just love the accent and the

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Speaker 1: beat is pretty fucking heavy. So this is four Raws

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Speaker 1: by S D Kid E S D E E K

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Speaker 1: I D.

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Speaker 2: All Right, we will link off to that in the

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