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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you good? Are you doing? I'm sorry I

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Speaker 1: spoke for you. I'm good. Yeah I would. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who you're asking. If you're asking you seven, he's good.

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty Little Secret? I do? All right,

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Speaker 1: then let's hear it. Oh. Yeah, So I'm a merchandise

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Speaker 1: or I was a merchandise there for a long time,

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Speaker 1: and I, you know, working grocery stores, go and stock

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Speaker 1: them and stuff, and like I basically just started taking

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Speaker 1: food and drink some stuff from the stores, you know,

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Speaker 1: and just eating those little breaks that I got here

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Speaker 1: and there. I started out kind of stealing candy from

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Speaker 1: stores when I was like eight years old. I just

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Speaker 1: realized how easy it was me too. I think every

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Speaker 1: kid stole some candy from a convenience store at one point. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you're still doing it as an adult, Um yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean ever since I got my new wife, I

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Speaker 1: don't do it as much because she's like, it's like

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Speaker 1: a murder to her, stealing from a store. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: don't have to tell her. Yeah. So that's why I

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Speaker 1: love my wife, because like I will purposely not swipe

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Speaker 1: something at a you know, one of the ones where

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Speaker 1: you go through the self serve thing and I'll come

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Speaker 1: home and be like, I got this banana for free

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Speaker 1: because I didn't swipe it. She's like, hell yeah, or

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Speaker 1: if like the checker doesn't check the bottom of it,

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Speaker 1: I don't say anything. I know she doesn't like I

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Speaker 1: would easily just let something go and not even tell her,

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Speaker 1: and like she thinks it's the work. One of the

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Speaker 1: biggest things about My Dirty Little Secret is pretty crazy.

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Speaker 1: So I love steak, and um I used to eat

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Speaker 1: steak all the time. And you know, once you really

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Speaker 1: get to know how the store works and like who's

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Speaker 1: watching and who's not, I've probably stolen over a hundred steaks.

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Speaker 1: They actually started putting the little tags for the door

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Speaker 1: at the exit, like where it'll be in the underneath.

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Speaker 1: The sticker is at one of the stores by my

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Speaker 1: house because they can't figure out who. Wow. I just

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Speaker 1: have a question, No, where do you put your steak

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Speaker 1: when you're hiding it? So one of the coats that

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Speaker 1: I got from my job, I had huge pockets in

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Speaker 1: it and you literally cannot even tell if there's a

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Speaker 1: freaking like pound RIBI in there. Just yeah, The whole

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Speaker 1: steak thing is probably the craziest because I didn't even

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Speaker 1: think about it. One day and I went to I

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Speaker 1: grabbed a steak, I put it in my pocket and

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Speaker 1: I went to leave and it went off. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: like my heart sank. Yeah, I'm like, what you know?

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Speaker 1: So I get in my car and I look and yeah,

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Speaker 1: they have those little things on them, And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I probably stole over a thousand dollars. So you bolted

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Speaker 1: on the spot when it went when it went off, No,

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Speaker 1: you did the smart thing. You didn't bolt, right, you

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Speaker 1: just walked through Like I don't know why I did that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Like if you guys ever go to

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Speaker 1: a grocery store, like those things go off all the time.

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Speaker 1: Workers don't even look them. And if they do look,

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Speaker 1: and if you just keep walking, not staying from experience,

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Speaker 1: like I've ever shopped, you just keep walking, they just go, oh,

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Speaker 1: it must be a malfunction. Meanwhile, you just can't act

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Speaker 1: like it was you. Yeah. But one more thing. Uh, Well,

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Speaker 1: I had a buddy that actually used to we used

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Speaker 1: to do it together. Basically we both had the same job,

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Speaker 1: and this dude was crazy. Um. One time from a,

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Speaker 1: he stole an entire mattress of memory film mattress like mattress. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that guy's genius to be able to steal that. Wow,

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Speaker 1: what how do you? Yeah? Like, he took it out

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Speaker 1: of the back of like the receiving doors when no

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Speaker 1: one was looking, like it's like four in the morning,

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Speaker 1: put it in his car. But I told him, I

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Speaker 1: was like, dude, you're stupid, because they actually wanted to

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Speaker 1: like how many of those do they sell a year?

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Speaker 1: Exactly right? You staying three of them in stock? Like

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Speaker 1: one thing? Easily just go back and look, yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: count one two. So he just walked out yea the

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Speaker 1: front door where he took it out the back to

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Speaker 1: his car. Oh my god. Yeah, wow that is a

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Speaker 1: Netflix show. Watch how I steal this? Yeah? Really, how

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Speaker 1: it's made. I used to work at hotels. All I

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Speaker 1: did was take toilet paper. I should have taken a

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Speaker 1: lot more. I take toilet paper from hire. The Jebel

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