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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, hey, this is

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Speaker 1: Chad calling from Fitness. Is this Jake? It is? Hey?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Dude? So I'm calling to inform you that,

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Speaker 1: due to your complete disregard for rule number thirty five

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Speaker 1: and the Fitness Challenge, you are hereby disqualified and um

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Speaker 1: so I'm sorry to have to break the news to

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Speaker 1: you about this. Wait what what? What? Wait? Wait? No, no, stop?

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Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about? You can't disqualify me? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: like you are disqualified? So here you know what, I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna escalator this on up um to my manager,

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Speaker 1: So please hold the hell. This is Alexis. Yeah, hig, Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I need to know what's going on because I'm competing

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Speaker 1: the fitness competition and someone just told me I'm disqualified.

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Speaker 1: M I'm aware of the situation. So it looks like

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Speaker 1: somebody didn't read the rule before starting the competition. What rulebook?

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Speaker 1: I didn't get a rule book. It's a fitness competition

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Speaker 1: to win five hundred bucks, that's all I know. Well,

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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars, I mean, it's a lot of money,

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Speaker 1: and we have zero tolerance for anybody who breaks the

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Speaker 1: competition regulations. And you, my dear, are disqualified because you

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Speaker 1: broke the rule number thirty five. Wait, what is what

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Speaker 1: is rule number thirty five? You're only allowed to drink

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Speaker 1: two protein shakes per day and the rest of your

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Speaker 1: nutrients have to come from food. What what the heck

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Speaker 1: are you talking about. I'm drinking protein shakes, so like

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Speaker 1: I'm taking steroids or something. And how do you even

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Speaker 1: know how many shakes I'm taking. I'm looking at your

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Speaker 1: chart here, and just three days ago it says that

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Speaker 1: you had four, and then all the other days three,

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Speaker 1: So that's definitely gonna get you disqualified. How do you

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Speaker 1: know that? Oh, it looks like you may need to

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Speaker 1: speak to Evans, so please hold. This is Evan. Hi Evan.

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Speaker 1: Apparently I'm being disqualified from the Fitness competition from Fitness

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Speaker 1: because some bolt rule. I talked to some meat head

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Speaker 1: at the beginning, like told me he'd be escalatoring my call.

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Speaker 1: And then I talked to this other person named Alexis,

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Speaker 1: who I don't even know what the hell she does? What? Okay,

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Speaker 1: rilling to this? What do you do? How are you

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Speaker 1: supposed to help right now. Well, I'm the private investigator

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Speaker 1: who's been tracking you, and I know how many protein

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Speaker 1: shakes you've had. Wait, what you guys have been following me?

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Speaker 1: How is that even legal? You know what? Also, I

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Speaker 1: have noticed that you're getting less than eight hours sleep

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Speaker 1: and as much as you toss and turn at night.

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Speaker 1: I might see a doctor about restless leg syndrome if

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Speaker 1: I were you watching me, sullep. My grandma had legal man,

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Speaker 1: what is your first and last name? Because this is

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Speaker 1: Bulk and I'm calling the cops. Please hold Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: song blank, fitness is Chad? Oh no, not you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's me. You were speaking with. What can I interest

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Speaker 1: you in? Um? A entry level training package? No, you

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Speaker 1: are the who called me to this. Quify me from

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Speaker 1: the fitness competition? Uh? And you're all right? And you

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Speaker 1: guys have a lawsuit on your hands, So get ready

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Speaker 1: because oh I'm bringing the heat, bringing the What does

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Speaker 1: that mean? Bringing the heat? It's above your pay grade, dude, Bro,

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Speaker 1: you don't know how much money I make. Dude in

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Speaker 1: the front, guess at fitness. Dude, I have a fair

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Speaker 1: guess at how much you make. Bro. Well, no, you

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Speaker 1: don't because this isn't even fitness. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show. And this is actually asked from

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show, and this is actually English having from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. And your girlfriend, Lily's on the phone. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's a phone prank. Your girlfriend literally emailed us and

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Speaker 1: told us about the fitness competition that you entered, and

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Speaker 1: she wanted us to disqualify. I got your baby. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you orchestrated this whole thing. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm just getting really sick of a protein

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Speaker 1: shakes fart. Wait till until I Dutch open you with

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Speaker 1: one of those games. Then Jebel Show on demand