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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of the podcast Battleground where just

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Speaker 1: everybody stops by and hangs out. Today's episode is gonna

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Speaker 1: be a really good one. A guy by the name

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Speaker 1: of Dan Cummins. He's been on Conan, he's been on

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Speaker 1: comedy since. He also has his own podcast, which a

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Speaker 1: lot of people love called Time Suck And if you

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Speaker 1: And on the show today we kind of get in

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Speaker 1: depth of serial killers. We talk about a crazy guy

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Speaker 1: That interview with Dan Cummins happens right now, So sit back, relax,

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Speaker 1: and enjoy. Thanks for downloading the podcast and listening. And

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Speaker 1: he's in the building right now, Dan Cummins, he's at

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Speaker 1: Zany's tonight tomorrow night. Man, I want to have you

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Speaker 1: in here. I mean, that's thanks for having me, dude,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Love the podcast, by.

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Speaker 2: The way, Thank you man. Timesluck's been fun.

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Speaker 3: I was just I was just talking about that out

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Speaker 3: in the lobby a lot of a lot of time.

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Speaker 1: A lot of time. So let's let's talk about this

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Speaker 1: because the big fascination right now is serial killers, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and going through you have tons of stuff.

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Speaker 2: And then like every five six episodes, I feel like

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Speaker 3: I mean, there's such a demand and you know, curiosity

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Speaker 3: just to think like how could their brain work that way?

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Speaker 1: And I think the scary part is is people are

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Speaker 1: Ted Bundy.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because exactly because of the Netflix, Docusent, the tapes,

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Speaker 3: Zach Efron movie. Yeah, well Ted Bundy. Know I've thought

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Speaker 3: you know, IQ wise, like why why him? And I

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Speaker 3: But there's not a fascination because Richard Ramirez he was

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Speaker 2: When he got somebody alone, you know, it's.

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Speaker 1: Now, right, and he's just out there hanging out. Oh

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Speaker 1: it's crazy. And you can actually hear more about this

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Speaker 1: Is long term, this is the deal that I'm doing

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Speaker 2: Oh about the like the crazy stock.

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Speaker 1: I think the best thing is, if you ever have

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Speaker 3: There was one on Yelp there's a donut shop in

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Speaker 2: How did you think that was ok? Hey to do

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Speaker 1: Which is why it's happening he tour. But exactly like,

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Speaker 3: Well, and what's funny to me is when people come

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Speaker 3: But I like to think it's kind of smarter humor

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Speaker 2: Oh there was it was great in Phillyate the weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: They could you could tell they weren't familiar with my

438
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,240
Speaker 3: sense of humor Front Row, Dead Center, and I knew

439
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,439
Speaker 3: as soon as that joke was midway through. I'm like,

440
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,920
Speaker 3: within ten minutes they are out of here. And sure enough,

441
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,680
Speaker 3: literally after that joke, check and uh.

442
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Speaker 2: You got it.

443
00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,400
Speaker 3: So you know it's not it's not it's not for everybody,

444
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,760
Speaker 3: but I think it's for people who like weird, irreverent humor.

445
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,480
Speaker 2: It's we have a good time.

446
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,359
Speaker 1: Now. When you see those people get up, yeah, do

447
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,160
Speaker 1: you say something as they're walking?

448
00:17:59,680 --> 00:17:59,920
Speaker 3: Leave it.

449
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,439
Speaker 2: I don't want to like bubb them.

450
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,399
Speaker 3: I'll joke around if other people doing things, but if

451
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,160
Speaker 3: someone respectfully doesn't want to be there, I don't want

452
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,399
Speaker 3: them there either. It's like, you know, it's annoying to

453
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,240
Speaker 3: me on some level. It's like you showed on your homework.

454
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,600
Speaker 3: There's a thing called the Internet where you can google

455
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,399
Speaker 3: machine that you can here's this Google box where you

456
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,880
Speaker 3: can find answers to questions.

457
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Speaker 1: You know.

458
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,880
Speaker 2: It's like, so I don't feel bad.

459
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,320
Speaker 3: There's no part of me that feels guilt where it's like,

460
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,719
Speaker 3: you know, okay, find something else like that's on you

461
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,399
Speaker 3: for not looking into what you were what you were

462
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Speaker 3: going to.

463
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it cracks me.

464
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Speaker 3: Up, though, Yeah, just what And it cracks me up

465
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Speaker 3: too because I just am not that person, Like there's

466
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Speaker 3: there's nothing you could say, uh that would outrage me

467
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Speaker 3: and make me.

468
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Speaker 2: Just like storm out, how dare you? Right?

469
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,200
Speaker 3: So that kind of person in life. It's just I'm

470
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Speaker 3: fascinated where it's like, wow, you just even just hearing

471
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Speaker 3: this topic brought up.

472
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Speaker 2: Let's go, Timothy. You know, I didn't come here for filth.

473
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Speaker 1: You know, I sit there and I've been to quite

474
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Speaker 1: a few stand up shows and I've never seen anybody

475
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Speaker 1: get up, but you could kind of see them kind

476
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Speaker 1: of ease back to your chair and kind of duck.

477
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,120
Speaker 1: Like when you're sitting up there watching that, what's going

478
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,000
Speaker 1: through your mind when you see after you tell that

479
00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:07,600
Speaker 1: joke and you're seeing somebody kind of.

480
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Speaker 2: Oh, I love it.

481
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't hear this.

482
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, I hope it resonates on some level where

483
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,280
Speaker 3: it's like when you hear people laughing at your at

484
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,040
Speaker 3: the concept that you base your identity on, maybe it

485
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,800
Speaker 3: makes you rethink it a little bit. Like I go

486
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,320
Speaker 3: real hard on anti vaxers right now, and.

487
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's the worst. They're in my kids school.

488
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,080
Speaker 2: I I hate it.

489
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Speaker 3: And there's that, and some people might think, like, oh,

490
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Speaker 3: what if there was an anti vaxxer there. I hope

491
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,080
Speaker 3: so I hope they hear everybody laughing at how stupid

492
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,960
Speaker 3: they are, right, you know, I hope I hope it

493
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,800
Speaker 3: makes it resoning in their head that maybe they think, oh,

494
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,960
Speaker 3: maybe I am a complete idiot and need to rethink

495
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,440
Speaker 3: my life on some level so I don't kill people accidental,

496
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Speaker 3: you know, with like these stupid movements.

497
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Speaker 1: Right, and it's it's it's just, yeah.

498
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Speaker 3: I'm no sympathy for that. Like people who are willfully ignorant.

499
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,240
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, I hope you get uncomfortable. You're the

500
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,360
Speaker 3: one that I hope you hate, my guts. I hope

501
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,200
Speaker 3: it like really gets in your head and maybe makes

502
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,800
Speaker 3: you rethink, you know, the values you have and the

503
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,040
Speaker 3: ideas you have, and maybe you'll you'll learn a little bit,

504
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,560
Speaker 3: because that's like, I'm not some but I'm smart enough

505
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,399
Speaker 3: to recognize how ignorant that stuff is, you know, right,

506
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,879
Speaker 3: and how it makes life, you know, hard for the

507
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,679
Speaker 3: rest of us. That's that's why it matters to me

508
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,240
Speaker 3: to talk about.

509
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Speaker 1: And that's the crazy thing. It's like, cause I've got

510
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Speaker 1: two kids. I got an eleven year old and two

511
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,240
Speaker 1: year old, and at the daycare there's like some pants

512
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,920
Speaker 1: in there. They're like, we're not vaccinating and he's out

513
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,680
Speaker 1: for an entire month because pink eye broke out. And

514
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that's how you build your immune system exactly.

515
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,040
Speaker 3: To me, that stuff is like child abuse, you know.

516
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,159
Speaker 3: It's like some of that stuff, like like the I

517
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,240
Speaker 3: do on the Patreon version of the podcast, did it

518
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,480
Speaker 3: this wack a doodle of the weak segment about his

519
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,560
Speaker 3: people just doing weird, you know, ridiculous ignorant stuff. And

520
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Speaker 3: I just did one on this West Virginia snake snake

521
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Speaker 3: handling churches. Oh those stores are like do they die

522
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,280
Speaker 3: all the time? Die all the time. They get a

523
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Speaker 3: spy ratler, like a timber ratler.

524
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Speaker 1: And it's like, God's gonna get the poison out. Nope,

525
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Speaker 1: No he won't, No dumbass, it's not getting out.

526
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Speaker 2: Dude.

527
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Speaker 3: There's one guy he's the pastor now. His brother got

528
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Speaker 3: bitten died by the snake. Who was the previous pastor

529
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,560
Speaker 3: before that was their father who got bitten, died by

530
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Speaker 3: snake and he's still like, oh man, God is good

531
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Speaker 3: take a killing. Yeah, It's like why are you doing this?

532
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,639
Speaker 3: And and but then what bothers me is when those

533
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 3: people bring kids into that. I'm like, okay, if you

534
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 3: want to believe that and risk your life, all right, whatever.

535
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,399
Speaker 2: We don't need you in the gene pool anyway.

536
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,479
Speaker 3: But it's like, but you're gonna bring kids into that,

537
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,920
Speaker 3: your kids should be taken from you, and that's abuse.

538
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 1: God.

539
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

540
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 1: And it's like you see these guys that are protesting

541
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Speaker 1: out like there was one day we walked into I

542
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 1: think maybe it was like a Rod Stewart concert and

543
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,120
Speaker 1: these guys are like, you're going to Hell. And there's

544
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Speaker 1: like this Westboro Baptist church. No, these guys are worse.

545
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:30,119
Speaker 1: They haven't they They will. They will protest Natural Predators games,

546
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 1: they will protest Titans games. They are everywhere with signs

547
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,360
Speaker 1: and they will walk downtown and tell everybody that they're

548
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,200
Speaker 1: going to hell. And there was one day that there

549
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 1: was a kid with them and.

550
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 2: He you could be raised and hate.

551
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: You could tell that he was uncomfortable because he was

552
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 1: out in the cold having to hold this poll with

553
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,879
Speaker 1: a God hates gaze and all this other stuff. And

554
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,360
Speaker 1: it's it's though, like you said, they should be taken

555
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Speaker 1: away from their family.

556
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Speaker 3: It's so there's no logic that what I understand is

557
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 3: like how they can't step back and see how how

558
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,440
Speaker 3: silly that is where you think, Okay, so you believe

559
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 3: that there's this god out there in space or whatever,

560
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,479
Speaker 3: you know, and and he's watching over the world and

561
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,879
Speaker 3: people are starving in this continent and dying of but

562
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 3: he's worried about the predator's game, right, that's his concern,

563
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,640
Speaker 3: is that people are watching too much hockey or whatever.

564
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,679
Speaker 1: They're they're idols, they're idols.

565
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's like and it's it's a weird thing

566
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 3: to me where it's like some of these like the

567
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 3: Westborough and those kind of groups, their idea of God

568
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 3: is such an angry, like vengeful deity where it's like,

569
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 3: why would you want to worship something so angry? It's like, man,

570
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 3: you believe that God is an asshole, you know, And

571
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 3: it's like and that's who you worship, And it's like, oh, man,

572
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 3: if that's who he is, then we're all we're all done. Yeah,

573
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 3: that kind of God isn't going to like honor deals

574
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Speaker 3: and stuff later, like you were the most hateful of

575
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Speaker 3: my member membership. That's why you get to sit in

576
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 3: the golden throne. It's like, no, we're all going to hell.

577
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 3: That thing exists because right right, right, exactly. Just it's

578
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,120
Speaker 3: like a weird life is so short.

579
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Speaker 2: I don't know.

580
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Speaker 3: I don't understand that why so many people want to

581
00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 3: spend it just being so living in such fear and

582
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 3: shame and guilt and worry and stuff over all that.

583
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Speaker 1: It's crazy stuff. I'm Dan Cummins, is my guest right now.

584
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Speaker 1: We're just sitting here talking at Zany's tonight Tomorrow night,

585
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: twenty bucks. So let me ask you this your podcast?

586
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 2: What was just tonight? Actually too? Tomorrow Night's done tomorrow.

587
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 1: I sold out? Yeah, okay, so well we'll cut that

588
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: out pre record, so we're good then. So he's at

589
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Speaker 1: Zany's tonight twenty dollars. You can get tickets. Uh, favorite

590
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: episode of the podcast? Record? Which one's been your favorite?

591
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 2: Uh? You know, they're so different. I like a bunch

592
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Speaker 2: of them.

593
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 3: Salem Witch Trials is an old episode, but I really

594
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Speaker 3: like that one. Just just thinking about it's just that

595
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 3: was one of the first ones they did about like

596
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Speaker 3: how how like.

597
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Speaker 2: Weird moments and history where.

598
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 3: The Salem witch trials, you know, they they put these

599
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Speaker 3: people on trial for utter absurdity, like these women and

600
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 3: stuff where because it was this thing called spectral you

601
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 3: could be I think it was a spectral witness. But

602
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,919
Speaker 3: they allowed this in court at one time, you know,

603
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 3: in the land this now you know the United States,

604
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 3: where basically you could have a dream that your friend

605
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 3: Bonnie is a witch and up to something no good.

606
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 3: Based on that dream, the next morning, you could talk

607
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 3: to the leader of the town and be like, hey,

608
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Speaker 3: Bonnie's a witch.

609
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: Yep, how do you know? Had a dream? All right,

610
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 2: get her round her up? And then they would convict

611
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 2: people and hang them to death based on somebody else

612
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 2: having a dream that they were doing witch stuff.

613
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Speaker 1: It's crazy stuff.

614
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, so crazy and so crazy that people like were

615
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Speaker 3: concerned about witches. I mean to me, that's the equivalent

616
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 3: of like today if somebody got put put on trial

617
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Speaker 3: for harboring a bigfoot and it's like, John, we know

618
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 3: where the bigfoot is. Just let it out, man, let

619
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 3: it out. I know what you're talking about, all right,

620
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 3: He's kidnapped Bigfoot. Let's put him in trial.

621
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Speaker 1: He's done.

622
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't find it, Okay, he killed Bigfoot. You know.

623
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Speaker 3: But it's just like I think about that kind of stuff,

624
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 3: historical stuff where it just makes me skeptical of things

625
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 3: now where you know, we have faith in uh or

626
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 3: some people have faith in that the judicial system will

627
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 3: take care of them or this, And I do have

628
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 3: faith to a degree in our institutions, but also I

629
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 3: constantly think about Salem witch trials and inquisition, you know,

630
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 3: and all those things.

631
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 2: Where man, it's like, we're such crazy animals.

632
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,959
Speaker 3: Humans are just such insane animals. Just the things that

633
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 3: we that we've actually done over the years is just

634
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,719
Speaker 3: is mind boggling now. And I always wonder when I'm

635
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 3: reading those old things, I'm like, what are we doing

636
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 3: now that one hundred years from now people are gonna

637
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Speaker 3: look back at and be like, what in the hell

638
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 3: were they thinking?

639
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Speaker 1: It's gonna be about a wall. It's gonna be a bottle,

640
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,719
Speaker 1: That's what it's gonna be a one hundred years. It's

641
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: gonna be about a wall.

642
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 3: Oh God, I know they will, you know that they will.

643
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 3: They'll give like tours and like, yeah, they thought this

644
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 3: was gonna work. You know, it's crazy.

645
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 1: You can you can go to the gift shop and

646
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: buy a piece of the wall for thirty five dollars.

647
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 2: Right right exactly, Carri. Here's this stretch of the wall.

648
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 3: Here's the seventeen tunnels that were dug within the first

649
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Speaker 3: year underneath the wall.

650
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go under there for extra five buck.

651
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 2: Right exactly exactly.

652
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Speaker 1: Oh man, that's crazy stuff. Dan Comes is my guest.

653
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: He's got a show tonight, ed zanies. Dude, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for stopping by.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for let me talk. Thanks let me babble.

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Speaker 1: Such an awesome time having Dan come and hanging out.

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Speaker 1: Don't forget he has at zany as. You can also

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Speaker 1: on social media if you want to follow me. It

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Speaker 1: is Battle on air. By the way, next week a

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Speaker 1: new episode is gonna drop. There's gonna be some new

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