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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. It's almost time

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Speaker 1: for the Wheel of Misfortune, So everybody say it along

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Speaker 1: with me. I'll spend that wheel. I like Alex even

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Speaker 1: said it in the morning. Start spending the wheel. And

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Speaker 1: what is it? Alex's pick your pick today for the misfortune? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what are you gonna pick? So I gotta pick something

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Speaker 1: off the wheel? So well, the debates were last night,

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Speaker 1: and we haven't debated anyone for a while. So I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna pick Evan to debate either me or you, no

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Speaker 1: matter what, even if he gets the question right or wrong,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna have to debate either me or Jubil. And

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let him pick what he wants to debate. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I get the toll pick at least. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: get to pick the topic of the debate. Okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: I this is gonna be way more interesting than the

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Speaker 1: debates that were on last night. Being classically English, I

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Speaker 1: will say that one thing that confuses me about this

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Speaker 1: great land is that you call football soccer. All right,

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Speaker 1: so you want to debate that? Yes? Okay, good one?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, we'll find out who will debate Evan

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Speaker 1: and get your trivia question for the William Misfortune coming

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Speaker 1: up next. I hope it's me, Evan, because I was

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Speaker 1: just demolished you in that debate. You wouldn't oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: debate smacksma. I wish they would have debate smack talking regular.

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Speaker 1: I'll come and give you some tips. So if it's you, though,

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Speaker 1: because I got some good lines. All right, thank you all.

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Speaker 1: We're all getting up on you now, Evan. But the

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Speaker 1: William Missfortune is coming up next. First we have to

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Speaker 1: meet the players, and now the starting lineup for your

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Speaker 1: Juble show at executive producer. He takes baths in taco

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Speaker 1: time hot sa at him just and bars. This a

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Speaker 1: little tip for the debate rule number seventy six, no excuses,

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Speaker 1: played like a champion. Thinks he's cool because he's a

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Speaker 1: dual citizen with it English accent English. Evan, do you

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Speaker 1: guys think I should get a pet iguana? Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: that means. But Evan, a beata dragon would be better.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't think you should have any he

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Speaker 1: recently lost on the game show? Are you taller than

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Speaker 1: a fifth grader? Jumo? Who's ready to debate? I am?

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see it gets a trivia question.

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Speaker 1: The debates last night were incredibly boring. They're always boring,

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Speaker 1: as expected, most because they use big words, because you

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Speaker 1: don't understand. I didn't watch the debate, but everybody online

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Speaker 1: who didn't win? You know? So here we go. It

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Speaker 1: is time for the Wheel of Misfortune. R Hella Swool

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Speaker 1: Executive producer Justin Barnes in the studio with a bag

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Speaker 1: fool of names is gonna reach into a sack and

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Speaker 1: pull out a name to see who will face the

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Speaker 1: wad of punishment the wheel is cross fitting you with. Today,

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Speaker 1: they'll be asked a trivia question which determine their fate

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Speaker 1: or the fate of someone else on the show. If

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Speaker 1: they get it wrong, they'll have to deadlift misfortune. If

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Speaker 1: and see you take that misfortune for them? All right? Justin,

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Speaker 1: we spun the wheel earlier, and the misfortune that someone

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Speaker 1: all right, I still a'm laughing that you said hellas

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Speaker 1: to have to debate English Evan about if it should

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Speaker 1: it all right. Here we go, justin please ask Alex

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Speaker 1: the wheel of Misfortune trivia question. While the universe is

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Speaker 1: certainly aliens out there, we've been focused on learning about

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Speaker 1: the planets in our own Solar system since grade school.

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Speaker 1: It's always funny no matter what it is. Some Mercury, Venus,

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Speaker 1: Uranus read the question more time. One planet spins faster

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Speaker 1: I think it's Jupiter. Going Jupiter. Wow, the planet that

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Speaker 1: Is Jupiter? O? Right? Wow, I'm gonna have jubil debate Evan. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but I do want to give you a hot tip though,

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Speaker 1: So it's wrong with the Americans in the studio. They're

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Speaker 1: gonna is that? What happening? Okay, all right, let's put on.

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Speaker 1: Let's put thirty seconds on the clock. Second floor is yours? Okay,

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Speaker 1: obviously because it's played with your feet, which I don't

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Speaker 1: understand how any American could realize that. Oh it's played

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Speaker 1: with what is soccer played with your socks? No, it's

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Speaker 1: I'd like to first off address the Englishman by saying

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Speaker 1: this show, though, we made perfect sense. And that's why.

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Speaker 1: To celebrate the presidential debates last night, we're having The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show first ever not so presidential debates where callers

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Speaker 1: call up and debate about random topics. We have Mary

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Speaker 1: the phone. They just did round number one. They debated

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Speaker 1: about whether elderly people should be able to drive or not. Ye.

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Speaker 1: the masta DEBATEA. I like what you did there, Evan,

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Speaker 1: Even though I still don't think all people should be

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Speaker 1: Show not so presidential debates. So for round two of

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Speaker 1: the debate, here's the question. Does pineapple belong on pizza? Mary?

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Speaker 1: Your thirty seconds starts now? Okay, yes, belongs on pizza.

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Speaker 1: It was time for Daniel to throw someone out there again.

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Speaker 1: we go, Daniel, what's your stance? Does pineapple belong on pizza? Well,

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Speaker 1: has fruits on it. Pizza was not mentioned as fruits

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Speaker 1: It was a good round. Let's not waste any time.

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Speaker 1: Let's get right on over the moderators and see who

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Not so presidential debates. Let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh. Alex, what's your opinion on tonight's debates? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: my notes from Mary. I just drew a picture of

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Speaker 1: a pizza with some pineapple on it, and I have

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network for Wednesday, September thirtieth, two thousand and twenty.

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Speaker 1: It is the I n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, They report the

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Speaker 1: news and for our first story of the day or

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Speaker 1: night or whenever, this is let's send it on over

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Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh, who is in sunny Los Angeles, California morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm here live in Holby Hills. Is that how you

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Speaker 1: pronounce a jewel? A thank you? Los Angeles, California, where

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Speaker 1: Kylie posted a couple of bikini picks that you might

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Speaker 1: think is one of her normal thirst traps, which it was,

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Speaker 1: but after easily getting the attention of her nearly two

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Speaker 1: hundred million followers on Instagram, she asked if they're registered

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Speaker 1: to vote? Oh? She added click Lincoln Bio, which redirected

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Speaker 1: her fans to the voting website to check their registration status.

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Speaker 1: A creative way to get people to vote. Hey, look

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Speaker 1: at my yea. Kylie wouldn't be Kylie without also tagging

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Speaker 1: a laser skincare company and Kylie's Skin, which which is

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Speaker 1: her newish skincare line, tagged Kylie Skin only in America.

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Speaker 1: And the funny thing is it's such a contrast too,

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Speaker 1: because like, there's no way that she's really concerned with

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Speaker 1: the politics of this country, and yet now it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm such an advocate for voting though, right, if you

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Speaker 1: really cared, Kylie, then leave the laser hair being out

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Speaker 1: of it, Yes, then ta them leave a product endorsement

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Speaker 1: out of it for a second. A second. If you

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Speaker 1: really are like concerned about people being registered to vote

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Speaker 1: and to actually vote, likely not tag, just get out

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Speaker 1: there and vote and then also become hair free, like

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Speaker 1: more people would vote if they were put voting palling

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Speaker 1: places at laser hair mobile places. You may be hair

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Speaker 1: free and vote. Well that's it here from Homby Hills

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, California. Alex Fresh here for IRONN sending

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Speaker 1: it back to you. That was another report from the

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Speaker 1: iron The Idiot News Network or idiots Aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news next with another story as English seven, who

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Speaker 1: is now very scared about getting in a Bikinia Mary

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Speaker 1: and I am in the Wheel of Fortune studio today.

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Speaker 1: Oh you are? I am? So you guys know that

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Speaker 1: when it comes to trivia, I'm about as useful as

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Speaker 1: an inflatable dartboard. Well, I am, however, proud to say

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Speaker 1: that I'm not the dumbest person in the world. That's right.

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Speaker 1: Me and my eighty seven year old roommate, who some

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Speaker 1: of my family also referred to as Grandma, were watching

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Speaker 1: The Wheel of Fortune when a contestant named Andrea gave

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Speaker 1: an answer so stupid. It made me rethink the very

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Speaker 1: fabric of time. So you know how on Wheel of

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Speaker 1: Fortune they have the phrase up there that they're supposed

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Speaker 1: to guess. Well, this one was almost fully solved and

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Speaker 1: you could tell that it said graceful as a and

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Speaker 1: then it was two blank spaces and a N. Can

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Speaker 1: anyone solve that puzzle? I would think gress as a swan? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's what it was supposed to be. But she said this,

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Speaker 1: of course, remember it was a N. There was no R,

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Speaker 1: S or E. How did the crowd react or they

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Speaker 1: all reacted the way that we would react. They were

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Speaker 1: like yeah, and they were like, oh my god. That

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Speaker 1: was the dumbest thing of it. Everybody's mouth was just

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Speaker 1: gaping open, like yeah. And the guy that hosts, the

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Speaker 1: guy that hosts the show, he was actually like the

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Speaker 1: whole way through the show, he kept on going with

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Speaker 1: the running joke that she was like, really stupid for

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Speaker 1: saying it. That's funny. Well that is my story, Jubile,

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Speaker 1: sending it back to you. Thank you very much. Evan.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. I'm jeble fresh

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Speaker 1: and up next, parents aren't cool with Satan teaching kindergarten

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Speaker 1: shocking news. Shocking, Well, a guy in France recently lost

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Speaker 1: his kindergarten teaching job because he gives children nightmares. How

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Speaker 1: does that? Thirty five year old Frenchman named Sylvia and Helene.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that's not how you say. It's probably the

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Speaker 1: more like he recently lost his job as a kindergarten

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Speaker 1: teacher because he's covered from headstone and tattoos. Oh really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but that's not the part that's really upsetting for children.

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Speaker 1: His eyes are also surgically blackened to look like demon I.

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Speaker 1: One three year old in the preschool even said that

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Speaker 1: they had nightmares because of it, and that's when the

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Speaker 1: parents complained and he lost his kindergarten teaching job. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, But he didn't lose his teaching job altogether.

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Speaker 1: He's still there teaching older kids anyway. He thinks it's

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Speaker 1: unfair for him to lose his kindergarten teaching gig. He says, quote,

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Speaker 1: all of my students and their parents were always very

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Speaker 1: cool with me, of course, right, you know. He also

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Speaker 1: added that if they weren't cool with him, he would

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Speaker 1: eat their soul. I mean, it should be cool for

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Speaker 1: a person to have tattoos these days and teach kids,

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Speaker 1: but you can understand how it would be scary for

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Speaker 1: a kinder gardener. Yeah, she doesn't understand yet that monsters

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Speaker 1: aren't real to go. Oh, okay, of course. I mean

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Speaker 1: my eight year old son who's in third grade, would

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Speaker 1: come home scared, crying and would not stop talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Probably have to sit across from this dude in a

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Speaker 1: business meeting. I come home crying. I'd be scared of him. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If you go to at the Jewel Show on Instagram

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Speaker 1: and check out the story there, you can see the

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Speaker 1: story my voice cracked. If you check out the story,

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Speaker 1: you can see a picture of I'm also text in

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Speaker 1: four one h six one. Would you let this guy

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Speaker 1: that's covered in tattoos and his eyes are blackened out

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Speaker 1: like night itself teach your kids about? That's appropriate. Actually,

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Speaker 1: you're about to lose your job, lady about and that's

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Speaker 1: the idiot news is done for the day. Oh nothing,

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Speaker 1: lose yo job. You're about to lose yo job. You're

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Speaker 1: about to lose yo job because your eyes are stuff

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Speaker 1: and they're scary. That was the I n N, the

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Speaker 1: news network where idiots aren't just in the news. Tune

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Speaker 1: in tomorrow same time for another hard hitting report. This

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Speaker 1: is I n N News News, The Jubil Show, on

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Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh

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Speaker 1: six point one. It's another Jubil Phone frame Mornings that's

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Speaker 1: twenties only on the New Hits one oh six point one. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins. I was calling from dog grooming.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Amanda. Yeah, that's me. Hello Amanda. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's super fun to say Amanda. I don't know why, Amanda.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? How are you doing? Not? Oh? Well?

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Speaker 1: How am I doing? I work at a dog grooming place.

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Speaker 1: I get to be around man's best friend all day long.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing great. I love it. I know. I bet

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Speaker 1: you're jealous of my job. You love all my babies

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Speaker 1: in here. I love them all. And I would just

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Speaker 1: calling to let you know that Bentley is all ready

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Speaker 1: to be picked up. Wonderful. I can't wait to bring

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Speaker 1: him home. Oh I know, but and he's ready to go,

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Speaker 1: and he's been barking up a storm and being like,

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Speaker 1: where's Amanda where's my mama, Amanda. He hasn't been saying

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Speaker 1: that because he's a doggy barks, but you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. Um, any idea on how long before you

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Speaker 1: come in here to pick him up? Just so I

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Speaker 1: can get an eta on things? Um yeah, I need

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Speaker 1: to wrap a couple of things up, So probably about

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Speaker 1: half an hour forty minutes. Okay, okay, don't worry Bentley,

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Speaker 1: Mama's coming in half an hour and forty. I just

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Speaker 1: told him he was a good boy, right he was, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean normally these great dames, if they start getting

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Speaker 1: all kind of crazy while you're cutting their hair, it

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Speaker 1: is just My dog's not a great dame. My dog's

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Speaker 1: a poorly um much smaller um oh oh oh oh okay.

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Speaker 1: You know what the problem is. We had two Bentley's

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Speaker 1: coming in here for a haircut. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Bentley was not coming in for a haircut. He was

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Speaker 1: coming to get shaved. Yeah, get shaved on no, no,

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Speaker 1: did you just say shaved? So the other Bentley was

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Speaker 1: just getting the cut, and then your Bentley was getting

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Speaker 1: shaved for surgery. Right, oh my god, no, you shaved

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Speaker 1: them all? We had and took all the hair off,

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Speaker 1: like you out, like you asked. Okay, wait, can you

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Speaker 1: just stop right there? Yes, I can't. And you had

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Speaker 1: He said you had two Bentley, two dogs named Bentley. Yeah, yeah, okay, um,

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Speaker 1: and you shaved one of the Bentleys. Correct, correct, One

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Speaker 1: of them was just getting a little trim one was

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Speaker 1: getting shaved. Yeah. But my dog was not being shaved.

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Speaker 1: My dog was just being trimmed. Okay, he was not

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Speaker 1: getting shaved. He did though. Yeah. No, he's a Pulley.

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Speaker 1: His hair, his breadlocks are part of the breed. It is,

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Speaker 1: it is what they are known for. They look what

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Speaker 1: a giant mocked when they're walking across the floor. I'm

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Speaker 1: not bullets. You did not shave his dreadlock. We did

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Speaker 1: went ahead and shaved your poory. Hello, are you a moron? Well?

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Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna go ahead and known that. Put

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Speaker 1: Bentley on the phone. I need to talk to him. Okay, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little confused here, So you want me to

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Speaker 1: put your dog Bentley on the phone. Okay, Okay, one second,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm walking over to him right now,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go ahead and put the phone up

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Speaker 1: to his ear. Bentley, Baby, it's mama. Listen, it will

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Speaker 1: grow back. Baby. Hello, it's Pete again. It's Pete again.

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Speaker 1: Did you did you get enough ghetto? Excuse me? I'm sorry, Mom,

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Speaker 1: put the phone back to my dog's ear. This is

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Speaker 1: a crisis situation. Okay, this one, I'm gonna need to

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Speaker 1: let you know that it's a prank phone call. Excuse me.

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your aunt. Carl. You up? Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? You didn't really shave baby? You didn't. Oh,

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Speaker 1: we didn't. I'm not even at the dog place. And

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Speaker 1: your aunt said that you like this dog is everything

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Speaker 1: to you and you love the dog's hair, and then

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Speaker 1: I should call you and tell you that we shaved

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Speaker 1: the dog and you would freak out and you definitely did.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe this. Yes, he's right.

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Speaker 1: I am a little obsessed. Yeah, just my dog a

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Speaker 1: pep talk The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeart

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Speaker 1: Radio and the New Hits one oh six point one.

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Speaker 1: First Any first date that involves spandex chafing and mild

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Speaker 1: bruising WHOA is a success in my book. Am I right?

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Speaker 1: Or yeah? Am I right? This is how I picture

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Speaker 1: Christine's first date going, Wow, this is really great, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: All this wind and stuff in our hair, and look

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Speaker 1: at us getting some exercise while we're on a date,

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Speaker 1: getting sweaty, but not doing bad stuff on good stuff

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Speaker 1: for our hearts and our health. We're helping the environment

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Speaker 1: too by decreasing our carbon footprint. By the way, what's

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Speaker 1: the side of your carbon for a print? I'm just joking.

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Speaker 1: It's a fun day, aren't we the best people ever?

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Speaker 1: Because are using our legs instead of gasoline? In other words,

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Speaker 1: Christine's on the phone today for a first day follow up,

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Speaker 1: and her date probably involved all of that because they

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Speaker 1: went on a bike ride together. Sound fun. That's bike

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Speaker 1: ride music, by the way. That is exactly the music

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Speaker 1: that place in your head whenever you're riding a bike

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Speaker 1: and it about all you can do right now? Oh biking?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it hurts. Christine was up, How are you hi?

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Speaker 1: I am good? How are you good? Are you a

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Speaker 1: little less chafed than when you went on your date today?

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Speaker 1: So you said that's you said that you want biking

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Speaker 1: with this dude. We'll find out about that in a second.

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Speaker 1: But how did you meet him? First of all? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I work as at a barris starting a coffee shop. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he was's been coming in for a while, like for

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Speaker 1: a couple of months, and we've been kind of flirting

629
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: back and forth. You know, it's given him a three

630
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: coffee here and there and you know, to talking. Okay,

631
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: so you're hit on one of your customers basically, well

632
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: or was he hitting on you? Who was hitting on who? Uh? Well,

633
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: we were It was kind of me a chooll, you know,

634
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: we were just kind of flirting with each other. All right.

635
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: It's probably quite frowned upon, isn't it in the industry. Well,

636
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: he's not working there, so because all employees are, you know, forbidden,

637
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,719
Speaker 1: but not customers. It's okay, Yeah, I didn't know if

638
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: you get kicked out of the Bruce's Union for flirting

639
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: with a customer. Is one of those like queue stories

640
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: where you're like what names put on your cup and

641
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: he's like your phone number? Wow? And is that the

642
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: first time you've ever done that with a customer coming

643
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: in before? Yeah? Actually it is. It's the first time

644
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: I've ever done with the customer. But he was he's

645
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: just so friendly and cute, just you know. Okay, So

646
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: how did your date go? Well? I thought it was good.

647
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: I mean we went bike riding, and you know, we

648
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: didn't we're not one of those people that you know,

649
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: hug up the lanes and fall traffic and everything. But

650
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: we had a really good time. We sat and we

651
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: talked about, you know, just getting to know each other,

652
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: movies podcast. Did you guys bond about cycling before you

653
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: decided to go out on a bicycle date? Well, we

654
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: didn't really bond about it. We talked about it, but

655
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: we didn't you know, yeah, because you work at the

656
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: coffee place and he's coming in there probably on Saturdays

657
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,439
Speaker 1: when he's about to go on a bike rider coming

658
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: back from a bike riding. He's in his spandex and

659
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 1: you're just like, oh yeah, and he's hot. Look at

660
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: that boot it. Yeah. Yeah, So, how did how did

661
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: it end? Oh? No, his rear end is really good. No, no, no,

662
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: I said, how did it end? Well, how did a

663
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: date end? Yeah? It wasn't any kissing or anything. We

664
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: just kind of like said, I had a really great

665
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,879
Speaker 1: time and I I gotta get back to work because

666
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: my ship was starting so I'll see you, you know,

667
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: at the shop. Okay, all right? Well um, and that

668
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: was it. No callback, nothing after that. No. I texted

669
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: him once and I said maybe we should get together.

670
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: He never, He just ghosted me. He never called it

671
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: back or anything. Okay, has he come into the coffee shop. No,

672
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: haven't see Oh yeah, I don't know. Yeah. So definitely

673
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 1: something is up. And you can't think of any reason

674
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: why he's not calling you back at all. No, not really.

675
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: I mean there was no you know, vibe or anything else. Thought.

676
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: We got a long bread. Okay, well play a song,

677
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: come back and then call him and see if we

678
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: can find out why he's not hitting you up. And

679
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: your first date follow up bred after this. It's a

680
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 1: jewel show on Hits one six one first day follow up.

681
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: I think I figured it out. I think I know

682
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: why Christine, who's on the phone for a first date

683
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: follow up right now, isn't getting a call back. Why

684
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: Because she met this dude right Jonah is his name,

685
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: at a coffee shop. She's a barista. He was a customer.

686
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: They struck up a conversation and ended up going out cycling.

687
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: Classic love story. Christina, were you were you? Rude to

688
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: him about cycling. Are you one of those cyclists? Like

689
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: you know? Was he not fast enough or cycling? Yeah?

690
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: Was that it? Christina? Oh no, he was great. Okay,

691
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: when I just picture, maybe that's what you did. You know,

692
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: you're yelling at him or you y on at the

693
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: other traffic like this it's my road too. Oh no,

694
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: oh my god. No, okay. And you didn't beast on

695
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: him cycling, like leave him in the dust and didn't

696
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: know where you were for a while. No, we just

697
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 1: kept right up together. Okay. Do you ride a regular

698
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: bicycle or do you ride a unicycle? Why do you juggle?

699
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just you sound like a

700
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: happy person. So I pictured you on a unicycle juggling,

701
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: But I guess not. Okay, Well we probably could. I

702
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: knew how, but I don't. All right, Just to remind everybody, though,

703
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: they did meet because she works as a brieft at

704
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: the coffee shop and he's a regular customer. They went cycling.

705
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: She said they had a great time at the end

706
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: of the day. No hug, no kiss, nothing like that.

707
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: He hasn't called her back though, and he hasn't been

708
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,879
Speaker 1: back into the coffee shop so definitely he avoiding you. Yeah,

709
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: something's off right. Yeah, I don't want to make the

710
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: same mistake again. It's like all with somebody else and

711
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: decides I really like him, so I thought maybe you know, yeah,

712
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: you said before, so before his rear end looked great

713
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: in those spandex You know, it's great as well about

714
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: what you're doing. A lot of people that cool up

715
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: for this don't really acknowledge that there's something that might

716
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: be wrong with them. That's true too, Yeah, yeah, so

717
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: good for you for taking responsibility. A lot of times

718
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: super are like, well, he's not calling me back, clearly

719
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: he's gay. Well I'm gonna dallas on him it right

720
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: now and see if we can figure it out for you. Okay, okay, thanks,

721
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: all right, hang on, Hello all I was looking for Jonah. Oh,

722
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: this is z Hey Jonah, how are you. This is

723
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 1: Jebil from the Jewel Show, Jubile jub the Jubil Guy. Yes,

724
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: Jubil Jubil, the Jewel Guy. I didn't know you were

725
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: still on the radio. I thought you quit. No, no,

726
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: actually fired and now back on the radio over here

727
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: on hits one of six point one. So you obviously

728
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: haven't heard the new radio show I have not no, okay, well,

729
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: it consists of me. You already know me, Jewel, Jeweled,

730
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: Jewel guy mahtas wife, Alex free Ash, good morning, oh

731
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: hey from the podcast and stuff, good morning and English

732
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: even hello, good morning you guys. So the name of

733
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: the show is the Jewel Show. And we do a

734
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: segment called the First Date follow Up. That's where if

735
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: you go out on date with somebody and end up

736
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: not climb them back after, they can email us to

737
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what happened.

738
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, And we got an email about you

739
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,919
Speaker 1: from someone You went on a little bicycle ride away. Yeah,

740
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 1: you like cycling. It sounds like do you know who

741
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Are you bicycling with every woman on

742
00:38:53,040 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 1: the planet. I think it's got to be Christine. By

743
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: the way, I don't know how old are you? Oh

744
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: all right, I know, I know, but I like older ladies,

745
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: all right, okay, yes, yeah, I'm in I'm in my

746
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: late dirties, all right. I've I've dated women you know

747
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: opposite they're late fifties before like a positive thing. It's

748
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 1: not the age gap that bothered you. Something else definitely

749
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: not the age gap. I've been referring to her as

750
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: creepy Christine to all of my friends. Christine. Okay, wow,

751
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: why Okay, So here's the deal, right, I've been going

752
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: into her coffee shop for a while. She's always in

753
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: a great mood, and um, you know, I like to cycle.

754
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 1: She taught us about that. She said that the date

755
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: seemed great. Yeah, she said there was nothing wrong. That's uh,

756
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: that's actually a little frightening. Yeah. Why do you call

757
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: her creepy Christine? So we can't down to the water

758
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 1: and we start talking, you know, and she just starts

759
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: going off on this like true crime murder rand is

760
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: the best way I can describe it. Okay, Well, a

761
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: lot of people are into the sort of like movies

762
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: and documentaries and things like that. What do you mean

763
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: by that? No, for sure, for sure, And you know

764
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 1: I get the interest there, But I mean she listens

765
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: to numerous podcasts. She started to go into all of

766
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 1: this stuff about the Summer of Sam and then Sam

767
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: the murderer, son of Sam. Yeah, okay, so you're not

768
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 1: very schooled on your serial killers? Are not only all

769
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: of that? Okay. She went as far as to pull

770
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 1: up photos from her phone of the Zodiac Killer murders.

771
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow, actual murders, the actual murder photos where she

772
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: found them? Well, you said on her phone, like in

773
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: her camera rolls. She didn't go to Google, no, no, no, no,

774
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: this was on her phone dark web. Yeah, it sounds

775
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 1: like it. So she actually had these crime scene photos

776
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 1: just ready to go. That is kind of creepy. Yeah,

777
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: ready to go. And there seemed like a lot more,

778
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: but she had to get to work and I had

779
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: to get out of here. That's a little creepy on

780
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: the first date. Yeah, I mean cereal colors and their

781
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: minds and like what you know. All that stuff is

782
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: so interesting. It is to a lot of people, but

783
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: on the first date is really really weird. Definitely is

784
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,919
Speaker 1: all right. So that's why you don't want to see

785
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: her again? Yeah, I mean, but you guys want to. Yeah,

786
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: I think I would have questions. Yeah. Well, not to

787
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: creep you out anymore, Jonah, but Christine is actually on

788
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Christine.

789
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: Are you there, Oh yes, I'm here, Hi, Jonah. Hi.

790
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: Seriously creeped you out? The pictures kind of or a

791
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: little creepy. It's just that I really, you know, I

792
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: like to type figure out what people are thinking or

793
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: what's making them do what they do. Just surprised that

794
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: my murder album scares you so much? To me again,

795
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: just say murder album. We see that. Yeah, it's the

796
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: fact that you call it a murder album is that

797
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: makes me not want to go out with you anymore? Christine?

798
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: You have a whole album on your phone that you

799
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: call a murder album. Well yeah, you know, like I said,

800
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: I enjoy studying these people, and you know, I'm trying

801
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: to figure out what's in their heads and so can

802
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: I ask? How many pictures are actually in this murder album?

803
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: Good question? Not that many, but I have a lot,

804
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: you know. I mean it's been drinking to me, that's all. Well,

805
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: in that case, I think we have ja. I want

806
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: to ask, would you like to go on a second

807
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: day with Christine? We will pay for it. Uh No,

808
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: I certainly do not want to be alone with that woman,

809
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: even Christine. Real bad. I don't even want to see him.

810
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 1: I mean, what kind of you know, he's so small

811
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: minded that he's what is he like? Car two? Well,

812
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: maybe it's just something that he doesn't want to talk

813
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 1: to you about all the time. You know, well, we

814
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: don't have to talk about it all the time. He

815
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: could just say, I don't want to talk about it?

816
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: Is Johnah, still there? JOHNA? Are you still there? I'm

817
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: still here? Surprised you'll still So you're sure that you

818
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: don't want to go out with Christine again? I think

819
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,439
Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty sure. Guys, all right, you're even willing

820
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: to risk not getting free coffee from her anymore? Yeah,

821
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: I found a new coffee shop. The Jewels Show on

822
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh

823
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: six point one. Jebils Dirty Little Secret on the New

824
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: Hits one six point one. Everybody's going to be excited

825
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: for the that's on the phone for a dirty little

826
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: Secret today? Oh? Is that it's a Jewel show? I

827
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: remember you can text in at four one oh six one.

828
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret that you want

829
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: to get off your chest, tell it to us on air.

830
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: We always keep you anonymous, so nobody knows who you are,

831
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 1: and you get to relieve the stress of carrying around

832
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 1: the burden of that dirty or big, dirty or medium

833
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: sized dirty secret, whatever kind of secret you got you

834
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: get to tell it on the air, and we always

835
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: give everybody a fake name to keep them anonymous, and

836
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: on the phone to tell us a dirty little secret.

837
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,720
Speaker 1: Right now, the biggest Christmas gift from the early two thousands.

838
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: Tickle me, Elmo. Tickle, tickle me, Elmo's on the phone

839
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: to tell us a secret. Hello, tickle me Elmo. Hey,

840
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,439
Speaker 1: I love the name you gave me because you're gonna

841
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: see why. It's very fitting to my secret. Oh, okay,

842
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: can you do an Elmo voice? Is that? It? Was

843
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: that a real awful? Was that the voice? Oh? I

844
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: thought it? Doesn't Elmo laugh? I think so. I don't

845
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: know if like that though, but I know he does

846
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: laugh when you took them. I forget how Elmo sound.

847
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: I think Almo sounds like a hardened criminal, because I'm like,

848
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't tickle me. Is that it? No? Okay? Anyway,

849
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: all right, we'll figure out what Almo sounds like in

850
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: a second. But what's your dirty little secret? Okay? Well,

851
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: I've had a side hustle going on for over a

852
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: year now and it's super fun for me, but I

853
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: have to hide it because it is okay, and you

854
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: said this goes along with the Tickle me Elmo theme.

855
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: So now I'm really confused and curious. Okay, go ahead,

856
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, what's your secret? So I've been um

857
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: selling pictures on a certain site that is um adult

858
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: in nature, right, okay, an adult in nature you mean

859
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: like um, national geographic or something that's more geared towards

860
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: adults and the educational or discovery. I love the pictures

861
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: a National geographic. Yeah, okay, all right, so now I

862
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: think I understand where you're getting it. Yeah. Um, but

863
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 1: I'm from a soup for a religious family, so this

864
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: is like I can't have my name associated with it.

865
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: I can't have it ever like tracing back to me

866
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: because if my family found out, I would definitely be disowned. Okay, yeah,

867
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 1: so you sell these pictures on this website just privately?

868
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Yeah, Like people have to um be like

869
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: a member of my page, so they can't see it

870
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 1: unless they're already a member, and then I can sell them.

871
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: Like sounds pretty typical nowadays what girls are doing. Yeah,

872
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: and become a member. That's only that's only like a

873
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 1: few websites that could be only fans that could That's

874
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: about it. I think. So what else is it, Evan,

875
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: I got a whole list. He's like hanging on one second,

876
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: let me pull up my apps. Only fans is that

877
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 1: what it is? Maybe? Yes see, you guys are making

878
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: a lass. That's why I was like tickle me Alma

879
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: was a good name. So you have an only fans

880
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: account in your family? Super religious? Are you making a

881
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,800
Speaker 1: lot of money on it? I'm making a decent amount.

882
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: It's been actually increased since quarantine because I think that

883
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: more people, you know, are just online more yeah, yeah,

884
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: and lots of lonely dudes out there. Women Yeah, but no,

885
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: I mean I have stuff on there that's not even

886
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: like you know, nudity. I have like a video of

887
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: me washing fruits and vegetables and like how hot nice

888
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: make the money? Yeah? Really it is crazy what men

889
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: will pay for and women, I guess. Yeah, I mean

890
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: obviously there's like bananas and cucumbers, like you get the idea. Still, though,

891
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm so ashamed to be a man. It's terrible,

892
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: you know, like you're just the stuff that dudes will do.

893
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 1: So how big? How big? What? No, no, it's gonna

894
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: say how big is you're following? Now? On the on

895
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: only fans. I have over three hundred fans, which is

896
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 1: which is kind of a lot considering it. If you

897
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 1: will donate money, that's a lot of money. It's just

898
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: like a dollar amount, though. Can you give us a

899
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: dollar amount? How much you're making off of your three

900
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: hundred fans on that side, about like three thousand a month? Oh? Wow,

901
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: that's good. That is good. I'm thinking of doing it now.

902
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:20,240
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jebel Show on demand

903
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh six

904
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: point one. Who's Alex's worst person in the world today?

905
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: Who's Alex's worst person in the world today? Airplane talkers? Oh? No,

906
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: airplane talkers. Yeah, but I'm talking about the people who

907
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: don't know you, right, that are sitting next to you

908
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: and just feel the need to talk to you, Yes,

909
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,439
Speaker 1: and excessively throughout the whole flight. Yeah, what are you doing?

910
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: Even the people. Sometimes I've been next to somebody on

911
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: an airplane who wants to talk, and I'll have my

912
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: headphones in because I don't like to talk to anybody. Really. Yeah,

913
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 1: I don't even even right now. I'm struggling, you guys,

914
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 1: but I'll have my headphones in and I've literally had

915
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: people knocked me on the arm and be like boom,

916
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: like do the sign, like take out your headphone, and

917
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: that's not like must be something important that they're like,

918
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: So where are you trailing from? I'm like ask me

919
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: to te No. Yeah, the most obnoxious thing on an airplane,

920
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: besides the crying baby, I was gonna say a baby

921
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: or a kid kicking your chair is like the next step. Well,

922
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: the crying baby, you know, baby's cry, that's what they do.

923
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: But the person who's like in the back row where

924
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: you can hear them all the way up at the

925
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: front of the plane, who's talking about how they're going

926
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: to visit their daughter and where she goes to college

927
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: and everything else. That's kind of what they're always talking about,

928
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,919
Speaker 1: isn't it. It's like you can control how loud you are. Yeah,

929
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 1: can't blame the baby, seriously, where are you going for?

930
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: H Yeah, me too. And like when there's someone like

931
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: that on your plane is talking loud, usually you build

932
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: up a friendship with the rows around you because everybody's

933
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: looking at each other like, dude, can you believe how

934
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: loud they're being? Thinking that pool guy over there, he

935
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: got the Tolka. Yeah, they always as well. The person

936
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: that like encroaches on your space too, they're like, take

937
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: the center. What is it called the arm risk, they'll

938
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: take that and yeah, the exact same. Okay. But the

939
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: people who take calls like when you land, like when

940
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 1: you land, they turn their phones on. They call people

941
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: and it was like shouting on the phone. Yeah, I'm like,

942
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: holy crap, I just just wait till you get off

943
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: the plane. I've had to make calls when I've landed before,

944
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: and it's like a hey, yeah exactly. You know, it's

945
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: just a hey, yeah, I just landed. Hey can you

946
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: come give me like half an hour whatever you need

947
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 1: to talk to them about. But there's people yeah, yeah, yeah,

948
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: just landed, can you come get Like, I don't know,

949
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna be out there in like forty five

950
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: minutes ago. I checked some baggage. But yeah, I mean

951
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 1: it was hot. I was really hot, like it was

952
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: just a hot weekend. But I'm so do you know

953
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,760
Speaker 1: what they also did when they landed, Alex Wait, they clapped.

954
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: Oh the clappers. The clappers. It's hilarious when people clap

955
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: on a landing. It's so funny and Sometimes it's either

956
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: somebody checking in with their family who's just really loud

957
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: and they're kind of oversharing sometimes. So anyway, did they

958
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: get it checked out? What? It doesn't look like it

959
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: to me. It sent me a picture. It looks like

960
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: a big Z just looks like that. Yeah. Or you

961
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: get the dudes who are on the phone trying to

962
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,919
Speaker 1: flex like they've got some business to do, like, yeah,

963
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: I just landed right now, I've got a couple more

964
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: meetings and then my driver aka uber, it's gonna take

965
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: me in there and I'll talk to you guys. Then Yeah,

966
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: I just realized. I mean I guess I didn't, but

967
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: I kind of just realized who they are. Who are

968
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: they're extroverts? Yeah, for introverts, all three of us. The

969
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: worst people are They unaware that, like the rest of

970
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: the entire everybody around them can hear everything, have to

971
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: be I think they know exactly what they're doing. And

972
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 1: also they've come to a point in their life where

973
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: it's like I'm going to do it just so that

974
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: everyone around me knows I'm I'm here. It's like they

975
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: want to be noticed that much experience. Yeah, Well, except

976
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: there are there are extroverts on planes who don't scream loudly.

977
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: What about the ones that loud talkers that you're talking

978
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: about on planes are also the ones that like to

979
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: make jokes really loud with people. Like someone's trying to

980
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: get their bag in at the front of the plane.

981
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: They're struggling, and they extend up in the back like, Hey,

982
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw a joke here away real quick, just

983
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: to be the funny guy on the plane. It's weird. Yeah.

984
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: Jubil for real has aggressively been like can you be quiet? Yeah, yeah,

985
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 1: because like it it gets to a point where it's

986
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: so obnoxious and they're the only ones talking and it's

987
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: so loud and NonStop for hours. But that there's been

988
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: people on a plane before I've literally just had to

989
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: turn around be like, look, can you just keep it

990
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: down a little bit, just a little bit. So, yeah,

991
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: that's not very introverted to do that, So it must

992
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: be like really bad. I am very patient, but then

993
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: in instances like that where I lose my patients, I

994
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 1: am very quick to be like the first person to

995
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: be like, you shut up. But it was those older

996
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: couple that were like talking about their vacation yes. Everybody

997
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: around us was annoyed with it too. Everybody everybody was.

998
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 1: It wasn't like Jubil was just attacking the pension. He

999
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 1: is very patient and he snapped you was like, can

1000
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,760
Speaker 1: you just be quiet? Yeah? Well, and you really shouldn't

1001
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 1: even be able to hit anyone talking because the loudness

1002
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: of the jet is actually so deafening, right, and your

1003
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: ears are plug from landing right. Usually, normally funny thing

1004
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 1: is when you do something like that, when there's people

1005
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: that are talking really loudly on a plane and everybody's

1006
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: annoyed and you are, and you do turn around and go, hey,

1007
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: be quiet, yeah, there's usually always one person who goes

1008
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, if not all the people around him saying

1009
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: thank you, yeah and the thanks thanks. So just remember

1010
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: that next time you're on a plane. If that's you,

1011
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: you're the worst person in the world for me today. Okay,

1012
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: that was Alex's worst person in the world today. That

1013
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: was Alex's worst person in the world today. The Jibbil

1014
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits

1015
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 1: one oh six point one