WEBVTT - Thinking Sideways: The Count St. Germain

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking Sideways. I don't never stories of things we simply

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<v Speaker 1>don't know the answer too. Well. Hello there, welcome again

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<v Speaker 1>to another episode of Thinking Sideways. I'm Joe, joined as

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<v Speaker 1>always by Devin and Steve, and as you know, if

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<v Speaker 1>well if you've never listened to us before, what we

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<v Speaker 1>do is we solved unsolved mysteries. We find a mystery,

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<v Speaker 1>we pounded into the ground until it finally christ no Moss,

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<v Speaker 1>us on Stitcher and iTunes and stuff. He's playing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the worst description of the show I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Episodes we haven't solved anything. Always saw the few we

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<v Speaker 1>solve loss Boi Larry, No, no, we didn't solve that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we did well. Okay, according to Joe, if

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<v Speaker 1>we solved them all, fine, yeah, not actually what happens okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But occasionally we'll shed a little a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>ray of light on something, you know, we might add

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<v Speaker 1>something to it. Okay, Well, so let's let's move ahead

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<v Speaker 1>here and let's talk about our weekly mystery here. The

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<v Speaker 1>mystery is the Count of Saint Germain. I know some

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<v Speaker 1>of you may have heard of this guy. I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>of the liquor St. Germaine. Uh, this this show was,

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<v Speaker 1>or this idea was actually a listener's suggestion unfortunately, was

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<v Speaker 1>suggested by a whole bunch of listeners and not just one.

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<v Speaker 1>And so usually we give acknowledgement, but in this case

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<v Speaker 1>we're not going to be. You know who you are,

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<v Speaker 1>I know who you are, and thanks a lot, but

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<v Speaker 1>I would say fortunately, not unfortunately. Yeah, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>good one. Yeah, Yeah, it's an interesting story. So the

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<v Speaker 1>Count of Saint Germaine. Nobody knows precisely when he was born.

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<v Speaker 1>Some sorts of say seventeen ten, some seventeen twelve, some

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<v Speaker 1>say sixteen nineties, some say before Christ. Yeah. He was

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<v Speaker 1>a European dude who claimed he was the son of

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<v Speaker 1>Prince France. Sists the second Racozi and I'm sure Mr

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<v Speaker 1>pronouncing that of Transylvania. He was prominent in high society

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<v Speaker 1>in the eighteenth centuries, particularly in France, but in other

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<v Speaker 1>places too. He hobnobbed with a lot of famous people,

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<v Speaker 1>including King's Louis the fifteenth and Louis the sixteenth of France. Voltaire,

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<v Speaker 1>he probably heard of him. Uh, Giacomo Cassanova, you've heard

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<v Speaker 1>of Casanova, I'm sure. And in fact, Cassanova mentioned the

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<v Speaker 1>count in his memoirs. He does, he does, and also

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<v Speaker 1>Catherine the Great of Russia and lots and lots of

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<v Speaker 1>other people. Supposedly st booked lots of languages very fluently. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and he played the violet in the harpsichord like a master.

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<v Speaker 1>He wrote, He wrote opera songs and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, um, he was the guy was the word

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<v Speaker 1>of thinking of Paula Math. The guy was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like Benjamin Franklin. That was some of those

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<v Speaker 1>guys and just geniuses. It all kinds of different things. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>he knew a lot about science and philosophy, and Prince

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<v Speaker 1>Charles of Hess Castles in Germany apparently said that he

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<v Speaker 1>was quote one of the greatest philosophers who ever lived,

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<v Speaker 1>unquote what else. He was into alchemy and he claimed

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<v Speaker 1>to have had great success. He claimed to have invented

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of little powders that would make you immortal

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. So basically he was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like the full package, I know. And yeah, great conversationalist,

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<v Speaker 1>charming fellow. Lots of people reported, you know, hanging with

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<v Speaker 1>him and enjoying his company a whole lot. He was

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<v Speaker 1>apparently rich, never short on cash, which is why people

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<v Speaker 1>hung out with him. Probably he was hanging out with

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<v Speaker 1>royalty and so they weren't hurt for cash either. Oddly,

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<v Speaker 1>no one or at least very few people, ever saw

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<v Speaker 1>him eat any food. He would have dinner with people

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<v Speaker 1>and he would just spend a whole time talking and

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<v Speaker 1>not eat a single thing. Did he drink I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably presumably. Presumably did also something about him drinking a

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<v Speaker 1>special tea. Yeah, I was noted in some of the writings,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was the only thing I ever saw. He

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<v Speaker 1>supposedly invented something called Russian and Russian tea. Uh. He

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<v Speaker 1>also apparently abstained from sex. He didn't, even though women

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<v Speaker 1>found it very very charming. He didn't actually pursue women

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<v Speaker 1>or have a wife or a girlfriend or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>He also was rumored to have been a member of

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<v Speaker 1>some secret societies like the Rosicrucians, the Freemasons, the Knights, Templar,

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<v Speaker 1>and some other ones. All the big ones, all the

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<v Speaker 1>big scary ones, the illumina. Yeah, I know, and it

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<v Speaker 1>seems to me that he had He played a fairly

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<v Speaker 1>major part in shaping European politics in the eighteenth century.

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<v Speaker 1>But his biggest claim to fame is for being immortal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, well, if not immortal, very long live, extremely

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<v Speaker 1>long lived. Yeah. As I said earlier, his data birth

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<v Speaker 1>was put it around seventeen ten, maybe seventeen twelve. Accounts,

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<v Speaker 1>very nobody really knows, and that the count was notoriously

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<v Speaker 1>hard to pin down and stuff like that. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>exactly say when he was born, or where he was

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<v Speaker 1>born or thing. There's only later in life that they

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<v Speaker 1>told Prince Charles of hes Cassal that he had been

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<v Speaker 1>he was the son of Prince Francis, the second of Transylvania.

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<v Speaker 1>But other than that, he tended to a vague questions

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<v Speaker 1>about his origins. But there were people who have said

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<v Speaker 1>that they knew him in seventeen ten and at the

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<v Speaker 1>time he was around forty five years old. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Another guy and the guy who was called

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<v Speaker 1>Baron von Stoch said that he knew the Count between

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<v Speaker 1>the year seventeen fifteen to seventeen twenty three, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was about forty five then. And in seventeen thirty five,

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<v Speaker 1>a guy named Mona and French guy saw him in

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<v Speaker 1>Holland apparently had seen it sometime in the far our

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<v Speaker 1>previous past, like seventeen ten, and Standing reported he had

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<v Speaker 1>an aged a day that time. So that's odd, that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of strange. Was he the original Benjamin Button? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that he was just aging backwards? We could have been that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's it's it was he was in stasis,

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<v Speaker 1>not aging backwards. Like I have seen you in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years and you look younger. It's wow, you look exactly

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<v Speaker 1>the same. You know, it's probably one of those portrait

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<v Speaker 1>of Dorian Gray kind of delos are made a pact

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<v Speaker 1>with the devil or just Kiana Reeves. Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick aside here he went by a lot of different names,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not unusual time. Apparently some of his alias

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<v Speaker 1>were the Marquis de Montferrat, Count de bellamar Chevalier, Count Velden,

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<v Speaker 1>Comptes Saltikov, graph Stars zar again okay, Graf Zarog, and

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<v Speaker 1>Prince Rocoisie And I mispronounced most of those. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you did miles better than I. Ever, it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>the rumors of his immortality. Nobody can say exactly when

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<v Speaker 1>they seemed to have started, but They may have begun

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<v Speaker 1>in seventeen sixty in Paris. A certain countess of one

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<v Speaker 1>Georgie had owned the count in Venice in seventeen ten, apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>and when she met him again, she was amazed to

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<v Speaker 1>see that he hadn't aged at all, and asked him

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<v Speaker 1>if it was his if it was his father that

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<v Speaker 1>she had known in Venice, and he said no, that

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was he who had known her. And

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<v Speaker 1>apparently he was able to discuss in enough detail with

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<v Speaker 1>her what the things that had had they had done

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<v Speaker 1>together in Venice that she was convinced that it wasn't him,

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<v Speaker 1>just saying, yeah, that was me. Yeah. He recounted conversation

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<v Speaker 1>and events and stuff that they together. Yeah, she was

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<v Speaker 1>She was amazed and said he couldn't She couldn't quite

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<v Speaker 1>believe it, and uh, you just said, my mom, I

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<v Speaker 1>am very old, so maybe it was. So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go to his life a little bit here. He traveled

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<v Speaker 1>a lot in the in the year seventeen thirty seven

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen forty two, he was in Persia studying alchemy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then when he returned he went to their side. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>And when he was in Persia he was good friends

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<v Speaker 1>with the show. If he hung with the show, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's hob nobbing with the elite of wherever he's at. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>wherever he goes, he seems to work his way right in.

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<v Speaker 1>In the mid seventeen forties, he lived in England for

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<v Speaker 1>a while. He was arrested in seventeen forty five on

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<v Speaker 1>suspicion of espionage, but they didn't have anything to really

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<v Speaker 1>hold him on, so they let him go. And who

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<v Speaker 1>knows he might have been spying. He showed up in

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<v Speaker 1>France in about seventeen forty eight and worked his way

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<v Speaker 1>into the court of Louis the fifteenth, and Louis the

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<v Speaker 1>fifteenth was sent him on diplomatic missions, so yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he made it. Might have been a spy. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>could have been a spy. I mean, diplomats always often

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<v Speaker 1>do spy. Yeah, that's that. Those two are kind of

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<v Speaker 1>synonymous with each other, especially at that Yeah. Yeahs now,

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<v Speaker 1>technically technically supposedly, well, there's still plenty of people in

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<v Speaker 1>the embassy were spies, but not all of them are evidently. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>in seventeen fifty five. He went to India. In seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>sixty during the Seven Years War, he went to Holland

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<v Speaker 1>where he tried to open negotiations supposedly in between Britain

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<v Speaker 1>and France. The British ambassador wouldn't deal with him unless

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<v Speaker 1>he had credentials. It came directly from Louis fifteen. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>which war was it that was going on at that time,

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<v Speaker 1>the Seven Years War? Seven? I couldn't remember exactly which one,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was there what two or three years into

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<v Speaker 1>the war? Uh, yeah, I think about it hadn't reached it.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a title of seven years and yeah, now

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<v Speaker 1>at that point in time, it was about halfways you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe four years in I think, and uh, it was

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<v Speaker 1>destined to go on a little bit longer, unorginnately. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually learned something interesting recently, which is that the

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<v Speaker 1>the French and Indian War you've heard about, Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was actually part of the Seven Years War, the Seven

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<v Speaker 1>Years War actually how uh This basically the Seven Years

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<v Speaker 1>War was a clash between miscellaneous European powers that took

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<v Speaker 1>place all over the world. It took place some of

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<v Speaker 1>the classes took place in Europe, some took place in

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<v Speaker 1>North America and Central America. They were all, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there are all kinds of battlefields in the Seven Years War,

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<v Speaker 1>which I had not known. I've got to read a

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<v Speaker 1>book about the war, because yeah, I was gonna say, so, basically,

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<v Speaker 1>if their forces ran into each other, they immediately started fighting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>They're like brothers in a bar basically. So yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>Seven Years of War. I am going to read a

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<v Speaker 1>book about that and get back to you guys. At

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<v Speaker 1>this time, there was a certain plotter whose name I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to try to It was the Duke, the Duke.

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<v Speaker 1>The Sasse is French for hazard, So so that this

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<v Speaker 1>this this schemer, this plotter, the Duke of Hazard, convinced

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<v Speaker 1>Louis the fifties to disavow Saint Germain and the request

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<v Speaker 1>his his arrest and extradition by the Dutch. The Dutch

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<v Speaker 1>saw this is just internal French politics and they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really want to get involved. So they saw for what

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<v Speaker 1>it was. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, So instead of instead

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<v Speaker 1>of extraditing back to France, they they got the British

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<v Speaker 1>ambassador hall Ind to issue the Count a British passport,

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<v Speaker 1>which they called it a blank passport, a passport so

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<v Speaker 1>you could fill it any name he wanted to use.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could do that. You didn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>have an It wasn't like it was issued and had

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<v Speaker 1>a photograph in it and all of that. It just

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<v Speaker 1>said who you were, you could steal somebody's for all you. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and they would accept it. That's crazy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of crazy. Also crazy, is right. Britain was like, oh, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna arrest you because years later Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>years later, oh here's here's actually just a blank passport. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're over it. People were more relaxed back I read

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<v Speaker 1>and apparently this is should I read it? You know

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<v Speaker 1>the books Master Master in Commander series, but Patrick, what's

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<v Speaker 1>his name? That the book the film Master in Commander. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were actually there any recreations of that period

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<v Speaker 1>in history during the Napoleonic Wars and his uh there

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<v Speaker 1>there they get captured our heroes and there and the

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<v Speaker 1>crew get captured by the French, and the French let

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<v Speaker 1>them go. If about just said you have to promise

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<v Speaker 1>not to take part in anymore fighting in the war,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll let you go and we won't keep we

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<v Speaker 1>won't keep you captive. And so I said, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>so and they and they honored the request. They didn't

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<v Speaker 1>take part in any more battles. They just they just

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<v Speaker 1>kicked back and watched the war go on around them.

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<v Speaker 1>So things were just a little bit different back. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't no, not quiet. Okay, that was an annoying a side,

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize. So he, on his blank passport, got to

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<v Speaker 1>travel to Britain and escape the clutches of Louis the

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen and all of the court intrigues there. Yeah. Nice, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Two years later he goes to Russia, where supposedly he

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<v Speaker 1>he knew Catherine the Great and he was involved in

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<v Speaker 1>the conspiracy to overthrow Zar Peter the Third and placed

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<v Speaker 1>Catherine the Great on the throne. And apparently that that

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<v Speaker 1>did happen, Did it did happen? It was involved. Supposedly

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<v Speaker 1>He also later advised the commander of the Imperial Russian

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<v Speaker 1>Armies in their war against Turkey, so he was, among

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<v Speaker 1>everything else, he's a great strategist, he's, yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's figuring out how to how to maneuver political

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<v Speaker 1>stuff around as well as armies and forces on the

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<v Speaker 1>field of battle. I guess some could argue to a

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<v Speaker 1>suspicious degree, yeah, right, that it almost seems less that

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<v Speaker 1>he is good at strategy and more that he just

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<v Speaker 1>knows what's going to happen. M that's possible, little prescient. Yeah,

0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:45.200
<v Speaker 1>that's he did make some predictions. He made all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of interesting predictions and a lot of which came true. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're gonna talk about that in the theories. Okay, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>no words. In seventeen seventy four, you return to France

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<v Speaker 1>Louis the sixteenth, wasn't that one power along with Marie Antoinette,

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<v Speaker 1>he agedly at this point warned them that a revolution

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<v Speaker 1>was to come about fifteen years in the future. You

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<v Speaker 1>all know how that ended. Yeah, that did not end well?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, yeah, I know that went on for Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>should not end well for a lot of people that

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<v Speaker 1>were previously in power and a lot of other people. Decides.

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<v Speaker 1>Blood flowed freely. Let's just say it was here for liberty,

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<v Speaker 1>a galaze, fra turnity. Yeah, okay, still happening apparently, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>in this room in seventeen seventy five. This is one

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<v Speaker 1>source that I found and I just haven't seen this

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere else but this one. Oh yeah, I remember this. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He claims that the count was in America, where he

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<v Speaker 1>was known as the professor, and supposedly he was involved

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<v Speaker 1>with all of our revolutionary founding father guys. And in

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<v Speaker 1>the seventeen seventy six he supposedly give a very stirring

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<v Speaker 1>speech and Independence Hall to the assembled delegates who are

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<v Speaker 1>about to sign the Declaration of Independence. That sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>somebody trying to prove that he's the doctor. I was

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<v Speaker 1>seeking the same thing and held back time. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think about this because I mean, at the time

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<v Speaker 1>these guys are putting their names on what was the

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<v Speaker 1>treason this document, I mean, they were risking their lives

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely and their fortunes by doing this, and apparently their

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<v Speaker 1>morale was kind of so so, so it might be

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<v Speaker 1>the Count bucked up the morale sufficiently with his stirring

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<v Speaker 1>speed that he actually caused that declaration to be signed

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<v Speaker 1>and House America had come into being. Have you, either

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<v Speaker 1>of you watched the Uh it's Paul Giamati and I

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<v Speaker 1>cannot think of it's a it's a not a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a mini series basically, but it's like five or six

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<v Speaker 1>one hour long episode. I want to see that, but

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<v Speaker 1>I have not seen it. But they do a really

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<v Speaker 1>good job of illustrating what we were talking about of

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<v Speaker 1>all of the the reluctance and the infighting and the

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<v Speaker 1>hesitance of wait, are we really going to leave England?

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<v Speaker 1>You realize what this is gonna do to us. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's the first time that it. I mean, I've read

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I think we've all read about it, but

0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.960
<v Speaker 1>it's hard to imagine. But they get some great actors

0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:06.520
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, oh, I totally get this. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>really dumb for not figuring that out ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 1>How disturbing that idea would have to be at that time?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, for sure. I mean I think that there

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<v Speaker 1>was I think a lot of people who, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you read our history books to considered kind of

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<v Speaker 1>traitorous because they sided with the Brits. But you can

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<v Speaker 1>see how they would feel some loyalty to the crown.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a descendant of one of the Declarations of

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<v Speaker 1>Independence signers, so a bit of a yeah, yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>my dad exactly, so yeah, yeah, but yeah, anyway, it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was not a given that we were going

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<v Speaker 1>to achieve our independence at that time. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty brave deal in those ways, and we have

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<v Speaker 1>the count to thank for this. I can feel like

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<v Speaker 1>he shoehorned into that story. I think so too. Ellent

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<v Speaker 1>mar either way, in seventeen seventy nine, and I'm leaving

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<v Speaker 1>a lot out of his timeline. He actually was bouncing

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<v Speaker 1>around all over. The timeline is a maze easingly dense. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and considering how slow travel was in those days, I mean,

0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:08.240
<v Speaker 1>he really got around. It's amazing. Halfway around the world

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<v Speaker 1>in seventeen seventy nine. Now he went to Hamburg, Germany

0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:15.959
<v Speaker 1>and became buds with Prince Charles of Hesse Castle, who

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about earlier. Uh, And that he lived as

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<v Speaker 1>a guest in the princess castle at an unpronounceable town

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna call it eerd Okay, we'll call it that.

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<v Speaker 1>According to local records, he died there February seventeen eighty four.

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<v Speaker 1>He left me had some clothes, little cash, personal items

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<v Speaker 1>like combs and razors and stuff like that, but no gold,

0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:45.720
<v Speaker 1>no jewels or anything else particularly valuable. So that's where

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<v Speaker 1>our story ends. Yeah, but not quite. Yeah, it turns

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<v Speaker 1>out he returns from the dead in seventeen eighty five. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>remember he died in seventeen eighty four. He shows up

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<v Speaker 1>at the mass on a convention in Paris apparently was

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the registry there and everything, So that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I supposedly in se six he had a meeting with

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<v Speaker 1>the Empress of Russia, presumably as Catherine the Grade presumed,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't uh. In seventeen eight cents, a letter to

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<v Speaker 1>Louis sixteenth and lo Intoinette was with with a warning,

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<v Speaker 1>which is, let's let's remember it's only a year until

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<v Speaker 1>the start of the French Revolution. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>read the entire letter because it's kind of long. Let

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<v Speaker 1>read the first cents or two. The time is fast

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<v Speaker 1>approaching when imprudent France surround have been misfortune, she might

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<v Speaker 1>have spared herself will call to mind such hell as

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<v Speaker 1>Dante painted, and on and on and on from there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty dire. Yeah, it's not not a happy letter. Yeah. Anyway, So,

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<v Speaker 1>and they apparently didn't heed his warning, and maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 1>there were a wasn't much they could do in seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>in seventeen to other people reported running into them. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna tell you their names because I can't

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<v Speaker 1>pronounce him. Yeah, they ran into him. So they saw

0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:10.240
<v Speaker 1>him somewhere and talked to him, ran into him, or

0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:14.320
<v Speaker 1>saw him at a distance. Now they the first one

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<v Speaker 1>claims to have spoken to him. Another one claims to

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<v Speaker 1>have met with him, and he said, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting one to His name is Baron Lyndon. He

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<v Speaker 1>was he met with him, and the count said that

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<v Speaker 1>he was on his way out of Europe, headed for

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<v Speaker 1>the him in las quote, I will rest, I must

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<v Speaker 1>rest exactly in eighty five years, will people again set

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<v Speaker 1>eyes on me? Farewell words of the count. But he

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<v Speaker 1>must have five, because he actually shut up a little

0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:46.359
<v Speaker 1>earlier in that. But yeah, he had a flair for

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<v Speaker 1>the dramatic. You guys have noticed that. Yeah, maybe him

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<v Speaker 1>in eighty five days could have been Yeah. In late

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen eighty nine, the counts Is said another name I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how to pronounce. I'm just gonna I'm just

0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:02.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna murder it here it said dott him yor Doti

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<v Speaker 1>mayor I don't know the best, Okay. So she got

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<v Speaker 1>a letter from saying the sun had set in the

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<v Speaker 1>French monarchy and it was too late. His hands were

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<v Speaker 1>tied by quote once stronger than myself unquote, he prophecied

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<v Speaker 1>the death of Marie Antoinette, the ruin of the royal family,

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<v Speaker 1>and the rise of Napoleon. So yeah, this guy must

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<v Speaker 1>have had a time machine. Huh yeah, Yeah. Marty mcclaude

0:20:27.480 --> 0:20:29.640
<v Speaker 1>gave him a book of history, one of the two. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>In he again wrote a letter with the prophetic warning

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<v Speaker 1>about Marie Antoinette's death, said in her fate would be

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<v Speaker 1>death and that's how it turned out to be. And

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<v Speaker 1>the countess asked, this is again in the countess with

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<v Speaker 1>the unpronounceable name asked if she would see him again

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<v Speaker 1>after he gave her the prophecy, and he replied five

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<v Speaker 1>more times, do not wish for a sixth Apparently that

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<v Speaker 1>means a sixth time it's going to be when she dies. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. So the first of the six was the

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<v Speaker 1>assassination of Marie Antoinette Monce she ran into him again.

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<v Speaker 1>Another in englishman saw him in seventeen inter prison in France.

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<v Speaker 1>In seventeen nine, he was seen by that same count

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<v Speaker 1>as we just talked about at the eighteenth Premier of

0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Leu sixteenth that was a cut data and which Napoleon

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<v Speaker 1>overtook the French consulates and began his cue. So most

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<v Speaker 1>of these are that that one countess saying oh I

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<v Speaker 1>saw him again, right, Well, are they substantiated by other

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<v Speaker 1>people at the same time? Is that there are other

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<v Speaker 1>people who were also saying, oh yeah, I saw him

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<v Speaker 1>too and it was a weird sing. Well there are

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<v Speaker 1>actually I'm going to skip over some of the rest

0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:43.720
<v Speaker 1>of this particular countesses things. Uh In. Albert Vandam, who's

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<v Speaker 1>an Englishman, wrote in his memoirs and talked about a

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<v Speaker 1>person who bore a lot of resemblance to the Count

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<v Speaker 1>of Saint Germain. But he called himself Major Fraser. But

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<v Speaker 1>he but he just sounds a lot like him. But

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<v Speaker 1>we'll skip that because he didn't actually say it was

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<v Speaker 1>Saint Germaine, so no more of that. And he met

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<v Speaker 1>with a certain Lord Lytton whose full name is Edward

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<v Speaker 1>George Earl Lytton Boulward Lytton. Yeah, not at all. I

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<v Speaker 1>hate to be a kid, have to learn how to

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<v Speaker 1>write all of that. Imagine that every time he signed

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<v Speaker 1>a check somehow, I don't think there was much check

0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:25.760
<v Speaker 1>signing happening, probably not. But Lord Lytton was an English politician,

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<v Speaker 1>poet and a novelist. He was very popular and he

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<v Speaker 1>coined some really kind of that's the word I'm thinking

0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:37.959
<v Speaker 1>of cliche phrases these days, whereas like the Great un Washed,

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<v Speaker 1>the pant is mightier than the sword. Yeah, but apparently

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<v Speaker 1>so this is the guy who said that he met

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<v Speaker 1>with the count. He was seen in eighteen sixty seven

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<v Speaker 1>and a meeting for the Grand Lodge of Freemasons in Milan, Italy.

0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:53.320
<v Speaker 1>In eighteen seventy Napoleon third was became so interested in

0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:55.920
<v Speaker 1>this undying count that he had a special commission put

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<v Speaker 1>together to gather information. They were stationed at the Hotel

0:22:59.280 --> 0:23:02.600
<v Speaker 1>de Villa in eighteen seventy one. The hotel to be

0:23:02.640 --> 0:23:06.080
<v Speaker 1>a burnt down, destroying all the records. So apparently an

0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:11.760
<v Speaker 1>arsonist or just trying to hide his trail. Eighteen seventy

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<v Speaker 1>seven he was seen in Milan, Italy again at a

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<v Speaker 1>Freemason meeting in somebody named Annie Bastant claimed to have

0:23:19.400 --> 0:23:23.960
<v Speaker 1>met the count in e Also, somebody didn't mentioned Blovatsky

0:23:24.240 --> 0:23:26.159
<v Speaker 1>claimed to have met the Count and said that she

0:23:26.240 --> 0:23:28.840
<v Speaker 1>was in frequent contact with him. So hang on just

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<v Speaker 1>a second. I again, I just want to clarify. So

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<v Speaker 1>we've got the and these are a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 1>So is he identifying himself as the Count, or just

0:23:39.520 --> 0:23:42.919
<v Speaker 1>people say, no, that looks like the Count. Well that

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<v Speaker 1>is the deal. Now, I think in these cases there

0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:48.040
<v Speaker 1>there these are people who say they met with him

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<v Speaker 1>in other ways. They didn't just run into him or

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<v Speaker 1>see him in the street, They actually met with him

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<v Speaker 1>and apparently I wait, wait, wait, when was the last

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<v Speaker 1>one that you just said? What was the date on that?

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<v Speaker 1>That was eight ninety six. I think he would have

0:24:01.480 --> 0:24:05.960
<v Speaker 1>been in his nineties, He would have been, he would

0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:12.120
<v Speaker 1>have been would have been a d That's where I'm saying.

0:24:12.119 --> 0:24:15.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like, well, these people couldn't have met him before.

0:24:15.920 --> 0:24:20.600
<v Speaker 1>There's no possible way that these regular human people could

0:24:20.600 --> 0:24:24.000
<v Speaker 1>have met him before. So I'm just trying to figure

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<v Speaker 1>out if they're saying that it's the Count because a

0:24:28.320 --> 0:24:31.720
<v Speaker 1>he said he's the Count, be they've seen a painting

0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:36.920
<v Speaker 1>of him and the likeness is striking, or if it's

0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:40.520
<v Speaker 1>just anecdotal, you know. I'm just I'm trying to understand

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<v Speaker 1>because I could never get a good handle on why

0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:48.240
<v Speaker 1>they I said, oh, yeah, he was the Count. What

0:24:48.240 --> 0:24:52.679
<v Speaker 1>what drove that? Well? I kind of suspect that the

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<v Speaker 1>hand I'm half serious here. I suspect that there was

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<v Speaker 1>probably a standing joke among the nobility and the higher

0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:03.560
<v Speaker 1>higher classes in Europe about the Count. I think he

0:25:03.640 --> 0:25:07.800
<v Speaker 1>became kind of famous, and I think that maybe it

0:25:07.880 --> 0:25:09.719
<v Speaker 1>was just a joke that you run into somebody say hey,

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:11.720
<v Speaker 1>seen the Count and say, oh, yeah, you know, I

0:25:11.760 --> 0:25:15.040
<v Speaker 1>saw the Count at a Rosa Crucian convention in Boden, Boden,

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:17.800
<v Speaker 1>and I just thought, it's all just a joke. It

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<v Speaker 1>could become the Dozki's guy. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I

0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:22.800
<v Speaker 1>mean maybe that's just maybe as as simple as that.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're right, I mean at a certain point, I mean,

0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:27.320
<v Speaker 1>when it's like seventee, well, sure he could still be

0:25:27.320 --> 0:25:29.960
<v Speaker 1>alive and there'd be people around who knew him, so

0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:32.080
<v Speaker 1>that all makes sense. But then when you're getting up

0:25:32.119 --> 0:25:34.320
<v Speaker 1>to the you know, like you know, the closing of

0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:37.240
<v Speaker 1>the nineteenth century, that's a little different. But yeah, that's

0:25:37.400 --> 0:25:40.960
<v Speaker 1>that's what I could never get a clear line on

0:25:41.920 --> 0:25:45.359
<v Speaker 1>was how what what interaction when it was written down

0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:50.320
<v Speaker 1>and then transcribed and rewritten, YadA, YadA, YadA, What what

0:25:50.440 --> 0:25:54.600
<v Speaker 1>actually happened? And yeah, I know that the records are

0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:59.439
<v Speaker 1>a little sparse and inconclusive, and we're probably not going

0:25:59.480 --> 0:26:01.679
<v Speaker 1>to get the answer to my question. That is driving

0:26:01.720 --> 0:26:04.480
<v Speaker 1>the bonkers, but I got to ask it anyway. Yeah,

0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:07.080
<v Speaker 1>there's uh, there is a ton of stuff on the

0:26:07.119 --> 0:26:10.479
<v Speaker 1>internet about this guy. I mean, he's really really excited

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:12.440
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people's interests, and so you know, as

0:26:12.480 --> 0:26:14.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, the more more web pages there are, the

0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:20.520
<v Speaker 1>more opportunities for what's the word of embellishment, Yeah, mischief

0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 1>business Yeah, trolling, Yeah, trolling, there's that. But here's the deal,

0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:29.160
<v Speaker 1>and this is what we really need to figure out

0:26:29.600 --> 0:26:32.240
<v Speaker 1>is that if the count truly is immortal, that means

0:26:32.240 --> 0:26:35.520
<v Speaker 1>he's still alive today, and that means at least one

0:26:35.560 --> 0:26:40.280
<v Speaker 1>of these websites is his website. We need to figure

0:26:40.280 --> 0:26:42.440
<v Speaker 1>out which one that is one it is. It's probably

0:26:42.480 --> 0:26:44.800
<v Speaker 1>that one that had the purple background with the purple

0:26:44.840 --> 0:26:50.280
<v Speaker 1>text on. Yeah, it's probably that one. Yeah, probably made

0:26:50.280 --> 0:26:53.760
<v Speaker 1>that one for himself. Yeah, I don't know. It's got

0:26:53.760 --> 0:26:54.920
<v Speaker 1>to be a way to figure out which one is

0:26:54.920 --> 0:26:57.600
<v Speaker 1>account's website, and then we'll deal with that in the

0:26:57.600 --> 0:27:02.960
<v Speaker 1>future research. Yeah. Yeah, Well, I'll just spit out a

0:27:02.960 --> 0:27:06.399
<v Speaker 1>couple more things here. There was a strange encounter of

0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:09.919
<v Speaker 1>World War One in August nineteen fourteen, two Bavarian soldiers

0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 1>captured a man in Alsas. During the interrogation uh their

0:27:14.680 --> 0:27:18.639
<v Speaker 1>prisoner well started got irritable and starting to rail about

0:27:18.640 --> 0:27:20.720
<v Speaker 1>the futility of the war, and he told his captors

0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:22.320
<v Speaker 1>throw it down your guns. The war will end in

0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:25.320
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighteen with defeat for the German nation and her allies.

0:27:26.440 --> 0:27:30.440
<v Speaker 1>And then he said everyone will be a millionaire after

0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:35.040
<v Speaker 1>the war. This is something I think somebody made up. Actually, yeah, yeah,

0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:38.040
<v Speaker 1>it's too easy. Yeah, everyone will be a millionaire after

0:27:38.080 --> 0:27:40.000
<v Speaker 1>the war. There'll be so much money in circulation, people

0:27:40.000 --> 0:27:41.760
<v Speaker 1>will throw it from windows and no one will bother

0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:43.400
<v Speaker 1>to pick it up. You'll need to carry it around

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:47.440
<v Speaker 1>a wheelbarrel to buyleaf of bread. Which is actually that's true.

0:27:47.640 --> 0:27:51.680
<v Speaker 1>It's totally true because when the German economy was collapsing

0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 1>and inflation was running rampant, but nobody kept cash. You know,

0:27:58.720 --> 0:28:02.920
<v Speaker 1>it was worthless. I mean they made the was the

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:09.520
<v Speaker 1>million dollar mark or whatever it was the market was, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:28:08.640 --> 0:28:12.159
<v Speaker 1>they you know, actually it was a hundred thousands and

0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:15.600
<v Speaker 1>a million because it was just so worthless that it

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:19.000
<v Speaker 1>took so much to buy so little that nobody could

0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:20.840
<v Speaker 1>carry it. Yeah, I think it was only very recently

0:28:20.840 --> 0:28:24.240
<v Speaker 1>in time that Zimbabwe started publicly and started printing their

0:28:24.280 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 1>million million dollar note million Zimbabwean dollars or whatever they are,

0:28:29.119 --> 0:28:32.000
<v Speaker 1>because became so worthless. I would love to have a

0:28:32.040 --> 0:28:35.359
<v Speaker 1>million dollar bill, wouldn't it be cool? Well, you know

0:28:35.440 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 1>those those old notes, I mean, people literally were burning

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:43.680
<v Speaker 1>them to heat their homes, that's how little value they had.

0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:49.360
<v Speaker 1>And very few of them have survived the value of

0:28:49.400 --> 0:28:52.840
<v Speaker 1>those bills. Now, those weird denominations that they kept putting

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:57.880
<v Speaker 1>out just because of inflation our collector's item, and they

0:28:57.880 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 1>were worth a lot of money. And I've seen pictures

0:29:00.680 --> 0:29:04.520
<v Speaker 1>on it, and it's amazing to see a not a

0:29:04.640 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 1>not a joke, but a true note that has that

0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:12.720
<v Speaker 1>many zeroes on it, and it looks like monopoly money

0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 1>because it's just got such a huge number written on it.

0:29:16.680 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 1>It's really it's it's sad. My My uncle was in

0:29:19.600 --> 0:29:23.000
<v Speaker 1>the war and in Europe um and he brought back

0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:24.960
<v Speaker 1>the only supnero brought back that I know. There's a

0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:27.720
<v Speaker 1>Walter automatic pistol, which he gave to me years ago,

0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:29.560
<v Speaker 1>So that was nice of him. I thought it was

0:29:29.560 --> 0:29:33.120
<v Speaker 1>a really generous gift actually, but I really wish he'd

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 1>picked up a few of those notes and brought those

0:29:34.600 --> 0:29:36.280
<v Speaker 1>back and given those to me too. That would have

0:29:36.320 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 1>been cool. Yeah. I believe it's what they thought was

0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:45.280
<v Speaker 1>worth anything, and it wasn't the note. Yeah. Any who, again,

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 1>let's go back to our story. H some other meetings,

0:29:48.840 --> 0:29:50.920
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not gonna like beat on this too much.

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>In August nineteen, a guy named Guy Bollard supposedly met

0:29:54.440 --> 0:29:57.840
<v Speaker 1>him on Mount Shasta in California, and it started the

0:29:57.840 --> 0:30:00.440
<v Speaker 1>the I AM activity, which you can if you google that.

0:30:00.880 --> 0:30:03.920
<v Speaker 1>There's a wiki page on it. I AM and AM

0:30:03.960 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 1>stands for Ascended Master. Yeah, I know, yeah, he's an

0:30:08.800 --> 0:30:12.560
<v Speaker 1>ascended being. Essentially there was. He was also supposedly spotted

0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:17.520
<v Speaker 1>in in nineteen sixties at a conference in Berlin. Um

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:20.400
<v Speaker 1>so and last of all and seventy two again named

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Richard Champery, when on French television claiming to be the

0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:27.200
<v Speaker 1>count that was discredited. Didn't. He said he knew how

0:30:27.200 --> 0:30:29.200
<v Speaker 1>to turn led into gold and he did it in

0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:33.160
<v Speaker 1>front of everybody on a camp stove over something like that. Yeah,

0:30:33.240 --> 0:30:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I would like to I'd like to be able to

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:37.800
<v Speaker 1>do that. Yeah, me too, man. Yeah, it didn't turn

0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:42.920
<v Speaker 1>out very well for him. No, I'm shocked he I

0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:45.560
<v Speaker 1>don't know. Everybody turned against him because they knew what

0:30:45.600 --> 0:30:48.360
<v Speaker 1>it fraud he was and he ended up committing suicide,

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:52.920
<v Speaker 1>which was terrible. Yeah, I know, it just goes to show. Yeah,

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:59.160
<v Speaker 1>be honest, don't don't troll the world. Let's get in

0:30:59.240 --> 0:31:02.640
<v Speaker 1>some theories to what the count was all about. Was

0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:05.960
<v Speaker 1>he immortal or not? So the first theory is is, yeah,

0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:09.800
<v Speaker 1>he was just immortal. Don't have any thoughts on that. Well,

0:31:09.800 --> 0:31:14.560
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of stories about supposed immortal beings through

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:18.320
<v Speaker 1>history that that is kind of a consistent theme, and

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:20.480
<v Speaker 1>we can bring it to modern times with things like

0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 1>doctor Who's we've been joking about or the Highlander things

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:26.960
<v Speaker 1>like that. You know, these guys are from way back

0:31:27.040 --> 0:31:30.080
<v Speaker 1>on and have lived far far in the future. But

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:35.120
<v Speaker 1>it's not quite credible. No, because here's the thing. Okay, this,

0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:36.960
<v Speaker 1>this is something I've always had a problem with with,

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:42.520
<v Speaker 1>say the Highlander series. I swear I've seen episodes of

0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:44.520
<v Speaker 1>that where they were sick. But let's just say they

0:31:44.560 --> 0:31:47.960
<v Speaker 1>don't get sick, so they don't get diseases or even worse,

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:50.760
<v Speaker 1>sexually transmitted diseases. But let's just say they get a

0:31:50.800 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 1>hand chopped off. Now you get to go through and

0:31:56.760 --> 0:32:00.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean this, this doesn't make sense. You're not very

0:32:00.280 --> 0:32:03.280
<v Speaker 1>well brushed up on your doctor who Cannon, are you? No,

0:32:03.360 --> 0:32:11.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. Yeah, because he loses a hand, because that

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 1>to me is, while still far flung, a little more grounded. Obviously,

0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:20.160
<v Speaker 1>obviously the Highlander guy accounts from the same sort of

0:32:20.600 --> 0:32:24.600
<v Speaker 1>class of beings as a doctor. So you can regenerate too. Yeah, yeah,

0:32:24.640 --> 0:32:27.080
<v Speaker 1>he's a time ward too. I just counterpoint with Kiana

0:32:27.160 --> 0:32:32.240
<v Speaker 1>Reeves just constantly. No, I mean genuinely. I mean Patiana

0:32:32.320 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 1>actually actually does look a little older, Nies, he looks

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:37.480
<v Speaker 1>a little older than he used to. That's definitely true.

0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:40.760
<v Speaker 1>I guess it's not serious. I'm not serious. I don't

0:32:40.880 --> 0:32:44.640
<v Speaker 1>don't actually think Kiana Reeves is immortal. He doesn't age

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:47.720
<v Speaker 1>a lot, but that's explained by a lot of different things.

0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:51.800
<v Speaker 1>But I do think to percent discount the idea of

0:32:51.920 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 1>immortal beings in our world is I'm not willing to

0:32:57.640 --> 0:33:00.240
<v Speaker 1>totally discount it. I think there are a lot of

0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 1>weird things in our world, and I just you know, yeah,

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:06.760
<v Speaker 1>but I'm kind of wondering what because part of the

0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:11.720
<v Speaker 1>aging process isn't just breakdown and sell regeneration and stuff

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:14.840
<v Speaker 1>like that, but also just gravity. That's why you get like,

0:33:14.840 --> 0:33:16.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, you get kind of jowelly or and saggy

0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:18.600
<v Speaker 1>or as you get older. It's not just because you're

0:33:18.600 --> 0:33:22.080
<v Speaker 1>aging because of gravity. So imagine what a twenty year

0:33:22.120 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 1>old person would look like like, you know, yeah, yeah.

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:35.920
<v Speaker 1>But the thing is, I've got an uncle who I've

0:33:36.120 --> 0:33:39.440
<v Speaker 1>known for, you know, thirty some years that he's been

0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:43.040
<v Speaker 1>in my family. And that guy you see a picture

0:33:43.120 --> 0:33:47.440
<v Speaker 1>of him twenty years ago and now, and he looks

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 1>maybe ten pounds heavier, but otherwise identical. So there are

0:33:52.440 --> 0:33:58.520
<v Speaker 1>people who don't appear to his age as much as others.

0:33:58.560 --> 0:34:00.840
<v Speaker 1>And I wonder if maybe that's part of it. Where

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:03.560
<v Speaker 1>all your friends are working in the field or all

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 1>your servants are toiling and they're killing themselves and they're

0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:09.399
<v Speaker 1>aging quite rapidly, and then you've got this one guy

0:34:09.400 --> 0:34:11.680
<v Speaker 1>who's gotta live in the life of luxury and he

0:34:11.960 --> 0:34:13.799
<v Speaker 1>kind of hits his stride of what he's gonna look

0:34:13.840 --> 0:34:16.080
<v Speaker 1>like at about thirty. But it really hasn't done any

0:34:16.239 --> 0:34:21.200
<v Speaker 1>strenuous outdoor activity through years, but stayed in okay, shape,

0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:25.320
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna look the same for all intents and purposes.

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:30.880
<v Speaker 1>And people's memories are notoriously shoddy, so they won't notice

0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:34.000
<v Speaker 1>the one the couple of bags that you have that

0:34:34.040 --> 0:34:36.200
<v Speaker 1>aren't that big compared to when they saw you twenty

0:34:36.280 --> 0:34:39.200
<v Speaker 1>years ago and you had none under your eyes. It's

0:34:39.200 --> 0:34:42.799
<v Speaker 1>also possible to count lied about stuff like when Yeah,

0:34:42.800 --> 0:34:45.200
<v Speaker 1>when he was in Vanics, for example, and him at

0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:48.520
<v Speaker 1>that counts as who had known him supposedly, maybe it

0:34:48.600 --> 0:34:51.680
<v Speaker 1>really was his father that she had known and he

0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:54.400
<v Speaker 1>just lied to her about it. Also, even a portrait

0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:57.520
<v Speaker 1>of Dorian Gray we kind of mentioned before too. Maybe

0:34:57.960 --> 0:35:00.719
<v Speaker 1>you just have a painting that ages for you, Yeah,

0:35:01.040 --> 0:35:03.239
<v Speaker 1>that takes care of gravity. That would be kind of cool.

0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Magic is a thing. Who do I get to go

0:35:05.560 --> 0:35:07.879
<v Speaker 1>for you? For one of them? I don't know. Well,

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 1>let's move on to our next theory. This has actually

0:35:10.600 --> 0:35:14.560
<v Speaker 1>been posted. Some people have actually suggested this that he

0:35:14.719 --> 0:35:19.960
<v Speaker 1>is the wandering Jew. Yeah, explained everybody, who the wandering

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Jew is, Yeah, the wandering Jew is. Apparently there was

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:26.239
<v Speaker 1>a Jewish guy who when Jesus was heading off to

0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:29.799
<v Speaker 1>his crucifixion, carrying his cross as some Jewish guy taunted him,

0:35:30.080 --> 0:35:32.920
<v Speaker 1>so Jew, and so Jesus threw a curse on the

0:35:32.960 --> 0:35:35.440
<v Speaker 1>wandering Jew, which is that he was to walk the

0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:38.800
<v Speaker 1>earth until he returns until the second coming of Christ.

0:35:39.440 --> 0:35:42.160
<v Speaker 1>So the wandering Jew wasn't quite immortal. He's gonna die

0:35:42.239 --> 0:35:45.239
<v Speaker 1>sometime when Jesus comes back, but in the meantime, he's

0:35:45.239 --> 0:35:47.880
<v Speaker 1>stuck on this planet. So the wandering Jews who he is.

0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:50.680
<v Speaker 1>But there's not nothing ever said about him not aging.

0:35:50.719 --> 0:35:54.279
<v Speaker 1>He just test to live that long, that's true. I mean,

0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:55.759
<v Speaker 1>maybe he has to spend like the you know, the

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:59.040
<v Speaker 1>next ten thousand years in her rest home. Yeah, that's depressing,

0:35:59.120 --> 0:36:04.560
<v Speaker 1>that would be Oh Jesus, your mean, actually, the wandering

0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Jew thing didn't even come into into currency until I

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 1>to think the thirteenth century. It's not like that's documented

0:36:12.760 --> 0:36:14.960
<v Speaker 1>or anything like that. Right that that was a story

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:17.400
<v Speaker 1>that that got spun up. But this whole thing about

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:24.280
<v Speaker 1>this is my whole thing about immortality. And people always glamorize, Oh,

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 1>if I was a vampire and live forever, if I

0:36:27.239 --> 0:36:31.800
<v Speaker 1>was immortal, or however whatever way they go about becoming immortal,

0:36:33.120 --> 0:36:36.480
<v Speaker 1>nobody ever thinks about it. And And I've seen this dramatize

0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:39.800
<v Speaker 1>in a number of places of what a lonely freaking

0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 1>existence that would have to be after about the first

0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty years. That's why you find your tribe.

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:50.719
<v Speaker 1>Man maybe, but you know everybody, you know, everything you're

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:57.240
<v Speaker 1>used to, it's gone, new friends. But I think about,

0:36:57.680 --> 0:37:01.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, think about this is mad And there was

0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you ever watched that TV show

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:06.799
<v Speaker 1>Alias No, I never watched that. That was actually kind

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 1>of fun. It was it was it was created by J. J. Abrams.

0:37:09.560 --> 0:37:12.359
<v Speaker 1>And there's this like, you know, uber bad guy whose

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:14.560
<v Speaker 1>name I forget, and he's trying to amass all these

0:37:14.640 --> 0:37:17.439
<v Speaker 1>artifacts and stuff from this one particular you know, mad

0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:20.359
<v Speaker 1>medieval genius. The idea of being is if you get

0:37:20.400 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 1>all these together and I forget it's been a while

0:37:23.760 --> 0:37:26.439
<v Speaker 1>and and wave wave your hands over them and see

0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:29.919
<v Speaker 1>the right words, you achieve immortality. And so I think

0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:32.880
<v Speaker 1>that the ultimate episode, the ending episode of the show.

0:37:32.960 --> 0:37:36.160
<v Speaker 1>The spoilers, yeah, well, I mean everybody's gonna watch that show.

0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Has been years since the show was Yeah, And so

0:37:42.239 --> 0:37:45.919
<v Speaker 1>this guy goes into this cave and he and he

0:37:46.239 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 1>has shot is shot. Our heroine's father is also a

0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:52.840
<v Speaker 1>regularity in the series, and so he shot him and

0:37:52.920 --> 0:37:56.000
<v Speaker 1>left him for dead, but he's not quite dead. It

0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 1>goes into this cave and and and finds this this

0:37:59.239 --> 0:38:01.760
<v Speaker 1>little room in the that's got you know, the final

0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:06.080
<v Speaker 1>piece he needs to achieve immortality. And then the achieves immortality,

0:38:06.440 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 1>and then suddenly Dad pops in the doorway and he's

0:38:09.280 --> 0:38:14.759
<v Speaker 1>got like a dynamite belt and blows it up and

0:38:15.080 --> 0:38:17.920
<v Speaker 1>kills he kills him. He dies, of course, and of

0:38:17.960 --> 0:38:22.200
<v Speaker 1>course the cave partially collapses, and so this guy who's

0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:26.400
<v Speaker 1>now immortal has to spend eternity trapped in a cavern

0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 1>pinned under a boulder. Yeah, it was like the ultimate

0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:34.359
<v Speaker 1>come up. But anyway, I'm totally gonna go off the

0:38:35.120 --> 0:38:39.080
<v Speaker 1>yeare Yeah, Okay, So much of the wandering to a was,

0:38:39.200 --> 0:38:41.160
<v Speaker 1>as I said in my notes series, got black hair,

0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:43.399
<v Speaker 1>which is which is fair enough. But he was also

0:38:43.440 --> 0:38:46.879
<v Speaker 1>described as having pale skin, and especially in the days

0:38:46.920 --> 0:38:49.480
<v Speaker 1>of Jesus, the Jews did not have pale skin. No,

0:38:51.480 --> 0:38:54.440
<v Speaker 1>they look like little small Arabs. And the Arabs were

0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:56.400
<v Speaker 1>small back in those days too. I mean, this is

0:38:56.400 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 1>like two thousand years ago. Everybody's probably five ft three.

0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:01.759
<v Speaker 1>That was a tall person. I mean have you ever

0:39:01.880 --> 0:39:03.640
<v Speaker 1>ever seen like you go to England he sees do

0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:07.040
<v Speaker 1>you see these suits of armor that are on display. Yeah,

0:39:07.160 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 1>it's like these were the big guys. They're really big

0:39:09.640 --> 0:39:11.839
<v Speaker 1>guys that got to push everybody else around, and they're

0:39:11.880 --> 0:39:15.120
<v Speaker 1>about as tall as Devon. Yeah if everyone was my size. Yeah,

0:39:15.200 --> 0:39:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I know people were small back in the day. What's next, Okay,

0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:24.920
<v Speaker 1>our next theory suspended animation. Yeah, so the count we

0:39:24.960 --> 0:39:27.560
<v Speaker 1>can't would go out meet with people, you know, get

0:39:27.560 --> 0:39:29.399
<v Speaker 1>his face out there, you know, and then go back

0:39:29.440 --> 0:39:33.919
<v Speaker 1>to wherever and jump into his suspended animation capsule and

0:39:34.040 --> 0:39:37.200
<v Speaker 1>just you know, not age for twenty years. Yea, now

0:39:37.200 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 1>it is dumb. Just threw it in there. Next next

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:43.920
<v Speaker 1>to one is time travel. Yeah, it was a time travel.

0:39:44.400 --> 0:39:46.200
<v Speaker 1>It would make sense. That would makes sense. He was

0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:48.400
<v Speaker 1>able to foresee things happen that happened in the future,

0:39:48.920 --> 0:39:52.600
<v Speaker 1>tried to warn people people. Yeah, he couldn't actually intervene,

0:39:52.640 --> 0:39:54.640
<v Speaker 1>but you know, yeah, so it's not like so he

0:39:55.200 --> 0:39:59.040
<v Speaker 1>in this scenario, he had a normal lifespan, but he

0:39:59.080 --> 0:40:00.840
<v Speaker 1>was able to spread it out very great number of

0:40:00.920 --> 0:40:03.279
<v Speaker 1>years because he was bouncing around between points and times

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:10.120
<v Speaker 1>the important points. Yeah, so I'm assigning this one in Yeah,

0:40:10.520 --> 0:40:19.720
<v Speaker 1>I agree, yeah, no not just yeah, okay, yeah, okay,

0:40:19.920 --> 0:40:22.759
<v Speaker 1>uh next up, and then that kind of fits he

0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:26.960
<v Speaker 1>was a vampire because he didn't eat food, didn't have sex.

0:40:27.400 --> 0:40:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you're right. I didn't know he could be

0:40:30.080 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 1>dead and he could be dead by he could have

0:40:32.560 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 1>got him. Yeah, I know. Uh so if he was

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:37.160
<v Speaker 1>a vampire, that explains why he wouldn't eat food and

0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:41.640
<v Speaker 1>why he wasn't having sex with women. Yeah. And it

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:45.480
<v Speaker 1>was also very pale. So this is going with the

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:50.759
<v Speaker 1>glittery vampires, not the Dracula vampires. In other words, he

0:40:50.760 --> 0:40:53.920
<v Speaker 1>can go in the sun because but literally Bram Stoker

0:40:53.960 --> 0:40:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Dracula can't go in the sun and he burst into flame.

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:59.319
<v Speaker 1>This guy is like hob nobbing and going around. I'm

0:40:59.400 --> 0:41:01.719
<v Speaker 1>assuming that if we you know, if you read some

0:41:01.760 --> 0:41:04.040
<v Speaker 1>of the accounts, he's hanging out in the day with

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:08.719
<v Speaker 1>people's which makes me think that he's going the like

0:41:08.760 --> 0:41:12.720
<v Speaker 1>I said, the glittery vampire, like Twilight. Yeah, the Twilight Vampire.

0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, I have expunged the name of that series

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:17.920
<v Speaker 1>from my brain. I'm glad I was able to put

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 1>it back in what show in fairness, Twilight is not

0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:27.879
<v Speaker 1>the first uh work to explore vampires as being able

0:41:27.920 --> 0:41:31.440
<v Speaker 1>to go into the daylight. Yeah, just saying I kind

0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:34.919
<v Speaker 1>of prefer vampires being kind of limited age. Yeah, it's

0:41:35.960 --> 0:41:38.120
<v Speaker 1>what was the other one? That Queen of the Dam

0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:40.719
<v Speaker 1>has some stuff in that too. There's a lot of

0:41:40.760 --> 0:41:42.960
<v Speaker 1>other I mean, I know that, like, well, if you

0:41:43.000 --> 0:41:47.000
<v Speaker 1>were like say of Lestat Stature, you know, then he

0:41:47.040 --> 0:41:49.000
<v Speaker 1>actually was able to go out in the sun and

0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:52.520
<v Speaker 1>toast himself and still survive it. But a young vampire

0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:55.560
<v Speaker 1>couldn't survive it. But that's but you have to argue,

0:41:55.560 --> 0:41:59.240
<v Speaker 1>if you know the Comte de Saint Germaine is vampire,

0:41:59.320 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 1>he's obviously of at least listat Stature. Well, yeah, of

0:42:02.600 --> 0:42:05.879
<v Speaker 1>course yea, And yeah, I don't know how much time

0:42:05.880 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 1>he spent, like you know, outside versus inside and all

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:10.440
<v Speaker 1>that stuff. I think this has probably got the most

0:42:10.560 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 1>pop cultural references ever an episode. Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:19.879
<v Speaker 1>Actually I never thought we'd talked about it. And rights book, Yeah,

0:42:20.080 --> 0:42:23.480
<v Speaker 1>actually her vampire books were pretty good and joy they

0:42:23.480 --> 0:42:26.839
<v Speaker 1>were entertaining. The next theory, he just told a lot

0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:29.160
<v Speaker 1>of tall tales. He's just a liar that could have

0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:32.040
<v Speaker 1>been Yeah, he made a lot of very dubious claims.

0:42:32.040 --> 0:42:34.040
<v Speaker 1>He told people that he was five hundred years old.

0:42:34.440 --> 0:42:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Voltaire called him the wonder man, and sarcastically, Castingova was

0:42:39.320 --> 0:42:43.960
<v Speaker 1>another doubter. Uh. He met the Count numerous times, and

0:42:44.160 --> 0:42:45.960
<v Speaker 1>he was as I said, was in his memoirs. The

0:42:46.040 --> 0:42:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Count was in Castanova's memoirs, that is, and here's a

0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 1>small there's a small quote from he had more to say. Quote.

0:42:53.920 --> 0:42:57.040
<v Speaker 1>This extraordinary man, intended by nature to be the king

0:42:57.080 --> 0:43:01.520
<v Speaker 1>of impostors and quacks, would say, in an easy, assured manner,

0:43:01.560 --> 0:43:03.759
<v Speaker 1>that he was three years old, that he knew the

0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:07.000
<v Speaker 1>secret of the universal medicine, that he possessed a mastery

0:43:07.040 --> 0:43:10.960
<v Speaker 1>over nature, That he could melt diamonds, professing himself capable

0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:13.520
<v Speaker 1>of forming out of ten or twelve small diamonds one

0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:16.839
<v Speaker 1>large one of the finest water without any loss of weight.

0:43:17.320 --> 0:43:19.880
<v Speaker 1>All this he said, was a mere trifle to him.

0:43:20.040 --> 0:43:23.319
<v Speaker 1>Notwithstanding his boastings, his bare his bare face lies, and

0:43:23.360 --> 0:43:27.400
<v Speaker 1>his manifold eccentricities, I cannot say that I thought him offensive.

0:43:27.640 --> 0:43:29.719
<v Speaker 1>In spite of my knowledge of what he was, and

0:43:29.760 --> 0:43:31.600
<v Speaker 1>in spite of my own feelings, I thought him an

0:43:31.640 --> 0:43:35.879
<v Speaker 1>astonishing man, as he was always astonishing me, and Cassanova

0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:43.279
<v Speaker 1>said that, right, we're not saying some puritan or yeah,

0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:45.360
<v Speaker 1>he said, yeah, this guy was just a crank and

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:48.879
<v Speaker 1>a boster. So I gotta be honest. Anybody who says

0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:54.960
<v Speaker 1>they practice alchemy, Yeah, that just sounds like I tinker

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:58.600
<v Speaker 1>in the garage and I play with these chemicals and

0:43:58.719 --> 0:44:01.680
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, I can make goal gold out of lead,

0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:04.160
<v Speaker 1>and oh I made this a lixxir one time that

0:44:04.239 --> 0:44:06.279
<v Speaker 1>made me immortal, But I can't figure out how to

0:44:06.280 --> 0:44:09.120
<v Speaker 1>do it again, because of course I'm so brave. I

0:44:09.200 --> 0:44:10.719
<v Speaker 1>made this thing that I didn't know what it was

0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:13.120
<v Speaker 1>going to do, and then I drank it. Well, but

0:44:13.160 --> 0:44:16.800
<v Speaker 1>what if it's real? Though? No, but I mean genuinely,

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:20.160
<v Speaker 1>think about if alchemy was real and people knew about it,

0:44:20.320 --> 0:44:22.239
<v Speaker 1>if you knew how to do that, would you be

0:44:22.600 --> 0:44:25.760
<v Speaker 1>broadcasting it everywhere and saying I know how to create

0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:27.680
<v Speaker 1>all this wealth? Or would you hold that in and

0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:30.320
<v Speaker 1>just secretly work your way up into the upper achalons

0:44:30.360 --> 0:44:33.560
<v Speaker 1>of society and just comfortably stay there. Yeah, you'd be

0:44:33.640 --> 0:44:36.160
<v Speaker 1>nuts to actually let that secret out, because if anybody

0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 1>can make gold out of whatever, and then pretty soon

0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:40.760
<v Speaker 1>goal is not worth a thing. So yeah, you obviously

0:44:40.840 --> 0:44:44.400
<v Speaker 1>want to keep it close. Alchemy has got kind of

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:47.560
<v Speaker 1>a poor track record. Yeah, I can see. Yeah, there's

0:44:47.560 --> 0:44:51.520
<v Speaker 1>been a what did Cassanova say, what's the term quacks? Yeah,

0:44:51.600 --> 0:44:53.359
<v Speaker 1>there's been a lot of quacks. Yeah. No, I mean

0:44:53.440 --> 0:44:56.960
<v Speaker 1>I understand the desire to create gold out of nothing

0:44:57.120 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 1>or lead or whatever, and a lot of people have

0:44:59.080 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 1>wasted a lot of time. I'm trying to do that.

0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:04.360
<v Speaker 1>I just continue to argue that if you were actually

0:45:04.440 --> 0:45:07.520
<v Speaker 1>successful with that, you wouldn't be trying to tell people

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:09.279
<v Speaker 1>that you were doing it. You wouldn't know, you would

0:45:09.280 --> 0:45:11.800
<v Speaker 1>not tell people behind it. Same thing with the Diona.

0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:14.600
<v Speaker 1>I can take ten or twelve small diamond and yeah,

0:45:15.200 --> 0:45:16.799
<v Speaker 1>why would you do that? Yeah, and then you know

0:45:16.840 --> 0:45:19.560
<v Speaker 1>what you know, I mean, take a couple hundred diamonds

0:45:19.560 --> 0:45:21.840
<v Speaker 1>and make the Hope diamond out of it. That'd be cool. Yeah,

0:45:21.880 --> 0:45:24.120
<v Speaker 1>that'd be really awesome. See that. It's probably how the

0:45:24.120 --> 0:45:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Hope Diamond was formed. Yeah. And one last thing there

0:45:28.080 --> 0:45:30.480
<v Speaker 1>at the time was an English comedian who called himself

0:45:30.760 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Lord Gower, who was at large in Paris, and he

0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:38.160
<v Speaker 1>used to impersonate the Count of Saint Germain in Paris saloons. Yeah,

0:45:38.280 --> 0:45:40.960
<v Speaker 1>and he made up even crazier stories, and the real

0:45:40.960 --> 0:45:44.200
<v Speaker 1>accounts like that he had advised Jesus and stuff like this,

0:45:44.880 --> 0:45:47.799
<v Speaker 1>and so let's stuff gets repeated around. Of course, next

0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:50.920
<v Speaker 1>thing you know, people are repeating it like it's true,

0:45:51.000 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 1>are mixed up with who said it, yeah and so

0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:56.759
<v Speaker 1>um and so. Yeah. I think this is all just

0:45:57.000 --> 0:46:01.839
<v Speaker 1>a big hoax. Yeah, I think, Yeah, I was gonna say,

0:46:01.880 --> 0:46:05.640
<v Speaker 1>I think it's stories mixed with stories, mixed with stories,

0:46:06.239 --> 0:46:08.520
<v Speaker 1>and once they get mixed up, you can never pull

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:13.080
<v Speaker 1>them back apart. This guy is telling these tall tales,

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:16.600
<v Speaker 1>this other guy is making fun of him, telling even

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:20.759
<v Speaker 1>taller tales. And then it as Joe made the the

0:46:21.360 --> 0:46:25.120
<v Speaker 1>good observation of his saying I'm count Saint Germain is

0:46:25.160 --> 0:46:29.480
<v Speaker 1>a bit of a gag, just as fuel to the fun. Yeah,

0:46:29.480 --> 0:46:31.759
<v Speaker 1>I think I think that really, his legend probably was

0:46:31.840 --> 0:46:34.319
<v Speaker 1>such that I really do think that it probably became

0:46:34.360 --> 0:46:37.000
<v Speaker 1>a standing joke. You know, I see the count. Yeah,

0:46:37.400 --> 0:46:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I think that might have been a refrigerator running. Yeah,

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:45.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I I love the idea of somebody being

0:46:45.800 --> 0:46:49.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say immortal, but extremely long live. So

0:46:49.840 --> 0:46:54.720
<v Speaker 1>let's just say a lifespan of four hundred years. I really.

0:46:54.920 --> 0:46:57.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's a little bit of romantic appeal in

0:46:57.960 --> 0:47:01.160
<v Speaker 1>terms of getting to see things and experience everything. So

0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I like the idea. I'm not going to discount the

0:47:04.000 --> 0:47:09.399
<v Speaker 1>idea at all, but I can't back it. Yeah, now

0:47:09.440 --> 0:47:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I can't either, so so sorry, I don't think it

0:47:11.760 --> 0:47:15.799
<v Speaker 1>was immortal. But anyway, if you are the real count

0:47:15.840 --> 0:47:18.439
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<v Speaker 1>So any for the thoughts. So awesome idea. Yeah, I

0:49:06.760 --> 0:49:10.040
<v Speaker 1>love the suggestion. Yeah, alright, alright, let's it for now.

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