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Speaker 1: Kiti misconnections.

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Speaker 2: That was me staring there's only two places to find

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Speaker 2: true love in this world. One is in the three

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Speaker 2: items or less express lane at the grocery store. When

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Speaker 2: she's got two canalopes and you've got one slim.

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Speaker 1: Gym put them together.

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Speaker 2: Two plus one equals three, so now you can check

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Speaker 2: out at the same time. You can't even have a

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Speaker 2: sausage or something.

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Speaker 1: I wish I got a pickle.

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Speaker 2: The other places on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections they have to offer, Like this first one, titled

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Speaker 2: fine Wine and Cowboy Lines sounds actually nice. Man for

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Speaker 2: woman forty one. That place out there far away from

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Speaker 2: the city, Ah, not narrows it down, Jeff says. Last

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Speaker 2: week we met at that fancy place out in the

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Speaker 2: country with those grapes and things. I think it's per

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Speaker 2: announced vineyard.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Never been to one. It was a wedding for an

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Speaker 2: old friend of mine. You were with that there catering

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Speaker 2: company refilling all damn piggies in a blanket.

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Speaker 1: Remember I was the guy that kept hollering.

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Speaker 2: Keep damn piggies coming. I hate so many. At one

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Speaker 2: point I thought I was the one who was wrapped.

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Speaker 1: Up, okay, sweating pigs in a blanket on the dance floor.

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Speaker 1: Later we flirted.

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Speaker 2: My hand touched your hand when I was reaching for

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Speaker 2: a frilly napkin because my pinky was covered in that

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Speaker 2: fancy mustard.

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Speaker 1: This is a classy joint. I looked it clean off,

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Speaker 1: and you blushed.

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Speaker 2: I also made you laugh when you handed me a

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Speaker 2: glass of sharp dune.

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Speaker 1: I guess I was saying it all wrong.

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Speaker 2: Should have just ordered bush on tap. After that, we

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Speaker 2: didn't see each other much. I was pretty sloggered, though.

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Speaker 2: Next day I had to hang over the saz of

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Speaker 2: the Missouri River.

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Speaker 1: Oh one, if you see.

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Speaker 2: This and you want to smoosh, respond to this with

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Speaker 2: the keyword mobies, and I'll know it's you.

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Speaker 1: He's a glassy guy. You know that's dusty. Yeah, ladies,

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Speaker 1: look out for Dusty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna go get a six pack of natty

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Speaker 2: bush head to somebody's barn. This next misconnection is titled

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Speaker 2: Hi remember me. It's Autumn woman for man nineteen University

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Speaker 2: public restroom. What it starts off by saying, hi, Remember me,

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Speaker 2: it's autumn.

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Speaker 1: Wait, she already said, SAME's her title. Okay, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna bring it up.

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Speaker 2: I tried to find you on IG but no luck.

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Speaker 2: So I'm here in the creepy misconnection section.

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Speaker 1: L l O l O L so cringe. I always

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Speaker 1: aware I was gonna say that.

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Speaker 2: Maybe feel she's normal. She also posted this on a

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Speaker 2: couple of bulletin boards around Campa. You had curly brown hair, skinny,

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Speaker 2: tall ish, and wore a T shirt with an alien

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Speaker 2: spacecraft on it shooting out a beam of light with

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Speaker 2: the words underneath ask me about my hole.

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Speaker 1: So I did.

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Speaker 2: We hit it off, chatting about your T shirt waiting

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Speaker 2: in line for the gender neutral bathroom. Then it was

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Speaker 2: your turn to go in. You gave me a smile

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Speaker 2: and a wave and then closed the door.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A few minutes later a different one opened up, but

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to risk missing you. Oh, I waited

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Speaker 2: and let someone else take my turn. I was there

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Speaker 2: for like ten minutes and you still hadn't come out.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, welcome to a man in a bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I had to go so bad, and the other people

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Speaker 2: in line were watching me do a turkey dance. Oh. No,

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Speaker 2: So I just wrote my IG handle on a bottle

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Speaker 2: of hand sanitizer, and I asked a random girl to

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Speaker 2: give it to you when you came out. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if she did, or if she kept you all

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Speaker 2: to herself. There's so many skanks at our school. Wouldn't

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Speaker 2: be surprised if you see this. Try to find me

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Speaker 2: at Kenyan's party this weekend. Everyone knows me as the

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Speaker 2: shot goblin. Just ask around that signed Autumn.

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Speaker 1: Remember me, it's autumn. This next misconnection is titled.

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Speaker 2: Stung by Love and by bees Man for woman thirties

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Speaker 2: city farm Oh sense. He says, we met in bee

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Speaker 2: keeping one oh one, the class at the local beekeepers Association.

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Speaker 1: Funny thing is, I didn't see you at first.

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Speaker 2: I was actually drawn to you because of your sultry

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Speaker 2: deep voice.

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Speaker 1: Probably all those beekeeping outfits right can't see it.

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Speaker 2: And I remember bending down to pick up some honeycomb

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Speaker 2: and thought, if she's as hot as she sounds, she's

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Speaker 2: probably Drew barrymore hot.

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Speaker 1: That's a specific type of hot. Yes, it's a very

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Speaker 1: common reference. He says.

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Speaker 2: I tried to pay attention to the instructor, but you

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Speaker 2: made it so challenging.

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Speaker 1: With that bulky beekeeper suit on. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you can make that look good, you

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Speaker 2: can make anything look good.

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Speaker 1: You know her.

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Speaker 2: You know if Sports Illustrated had a Beekeeper's Outfit edition, Oh,

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Speaker 2: you'd make the cover and all the pages in between.

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Speaker 1: He knows what men want to see.

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Speaker 2: Towards the end of class, I took a risk and

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Speaker 2: joked we should tape a stingy sign to the instructor's back.

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Speaker 2: I like it too.

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Speaker 1: You didn't laugh, but.

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Speaker 2: I did, maybe because it was my joke, but I

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Speaker 2: would have laughed if anyone else had said it.

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Speaker 1: I feel your brother.

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Speaker 2: After class got out, I tried to wait for you

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Speaker 2: in the parking lot, but I noticed you were walking

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Speaker 2: with the instructor.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Maybe that's why you didn't think the joke was funny.

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Speaker 1: Why were you doing that?

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Speaker 2: He's super old and he probably has been stung a lot.

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Speaker 1: But I guess if immunity is important.

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Speaker 2: To you, Yes, just a woman walking with any man

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Speaker 2: obviously indicates that bating or hooking up. If you change

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Speaker 2: your mind, respond to this and I can buzz you later.

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Speaker 1: That signed Shane.

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Speaker 2: No one would laugh at that joke, so I'm glad

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Speaker 2: he typed it out. Those are your Craigslist misconnections for

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Speaker 2: the week. We got your phone to have coming up

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Speaker 2: right after this.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning