Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 1: all of Florida.
Speaker 2: Yes, you are a donkey.
Speaker 3: A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
Speaker 1: It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested
Speaker 1: after that said he rigged the door to his home
Speaker 1: in an attempt to electro hid his president lights.
Speaker 2: Police arrested in Orlando man. We're talking a Famida the
Speaker 2: practice club. Bitch you donkey of the day with Charlam
Speaker 2: Hayne a guy. I don't know why y'all keep it
Speaker 2: letting hi get y'all like this. No duvall, y'all do
Speaker 2: it to yourself.
Speaker 1: Okay, donkey today for Friday, May third goes to a
Speaker 1: Florida man named Kanye Eddraziz Medley. Okay, he is twenty
Speaker 1: years old and heil's from Clearwater, Florida. What does your
Speaker 1: uncle Shawla always say about the great state of Florida.
Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 1: all of Florida, and today has no exception. See this
Speaker 1: young man. Kanye was arrested for domestic battery, a misdemeanor,
Speaker 1: and booked into the County Jail. Okay, According to police reports,
Speaker 1: he attacked his sister during the domestic class. Now you know,
Speaker 1: we don't condone any violence again, women, and attacking your
Speaker 1: system is complete nonsense. If you can't have a healthy
Speaker 1: conversation with a sibling to work out your differences, then
Speaker 1: you probably can't have a healthy conversation with anyone. But
Speaker 1: this case is slightly different because Kanye didn't attack his
Speaker 1: sister with his hands. Nah, Kanye decided to treat his
Speaker 1: sister the way scissors fans treated her in Australia, and
Speaker 1: he decided to just throw something at it. Now, just
Speaker 1: if I told you this man was twenty years old,
Speaker 1: his name was Kanye, but it's spelled k h a
Speaker 1: and ye. He's black, and he decided to throw a
Speaker 1: food item in his system and the food item hit
Speaker 1: his sister in the back of the head, and that's
Speaker 1: why he got arrested. If I told you to guess
Speaker 1: what food item he threw, do you think you could
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you multiple choice. Okay, Okay?
Speaker 1: Was it a sushi, b meatloaf, see fried chicken or
Speaker 1: d tune the tatar?
Speaker 4: Oh my fried chicken?
Speaker 2: Why why Why would you just assume it's fried chicken?
Speaker 4: Because if it's like fresh out de grease and throw it,
Speaker 4: some of that hot greas gonna slide down her neck.
Speaker 2: That'll be the only way that I feel like you
Speaker 2: would be arrested. Okay, What Red? If I did this
Speaker 2: stick to you, Red?
Speaker 1: If I give you these same choices, Red, Puerto Rican,
Speaker 1: I say, Red, he's black, he's twenty years old, okay,
Speaker 1: and he threw a food out of the system.
Speaker 2: I gave you those same multiple choice questions.
Speaker 1: What would you guess? Just already guess fried chicken? Is
Speaker 1: it a sushi b meat? Low sea fried chicken? D
Speaker 1: two the ta ta yep.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with the fried chicken too, all right, Now,
Speaker 2: don't try and gain no points. Now, why Red, Why? Why?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's not a stereotype.
Speaker 1: If it's true, Okay, Not only do black people love
Speaker 1: fried chicken, everybody lives fried chicken. And historically we love
Speaker 1: fried chicken because it was the only livestock slaves were
Speaker 1: allowed to keep. Chickens were Chickens were the only live
Speaker 1: stalk the enslaved were allowed to keep, and after.
Speaker 2: Emancipation, women known as a waiter.
Speaker 1: Carriers would sell trays of fried chicken and biscuits to
Speaker 1: travelers at train stations. Okay, the only reason fried chicken
Speaker 1: became a negative stereotype was because in nineteen fifteen, a
Speaker 1: man named D. W. Griffith used a film called Reth
Speaker 1: of a Nation to show a bunch of black elected
Speaker 1: officials being unruly, drinking liquor, eating fried chicken with their
Speaker 1: bare feet kicked up on the death, just acting like savages.
Speaker 2: And the whole point of that.
Speaker 1: Scene, the message to the audience was to show the
Speaker 1: alleged dangers of letting black people vote. This is not
Speaker 1: a YouTube conspiracy. This is historical fact. Do your own.
Speaker 2: Googles and you will see. Now.
Speaker 1: The reason Kanye is getting donk here today is because
Speaker 1: he told police that the motive for him using poultry
Speaker 1: ass projectiles is because he said he had not eaten
Speaker 1: and did not want the piece of chicken the victim
Speaker 1: offered him, so he became upset. Now let's do the
Speaker 1: math here, Jess. The man claimed to be hungry, said
Speaker 1: he had not eaten. So someone offers you food and
Speaker 1: you say you don't want the piece of food that
Speaker 1: they offered.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't not to piss you off. Absolutely, he looky. He
Speaker 2: didn't get something thrown at him.
Speaker 1: He's ungrateful, he's una appreciative, he's unthankful. He's a thankless human.
Speaker 1: Beggars cannot be choosers. And I can't say that you
Speaker 1: was begging. But if you starving, one of the most
Speaker 1: incredible things the President can offer you is a piece
Speaker 1: of chicken. Now Here to elaborate on the goodness of
Speaker 1: fried chicken when you are hungry is the president of
Speaker 1: the Fat Lives Matter Committee.
Speaker 2: Big Mac. I want y'all start playing Wobble Wobble whenever Big.
Speaker 1: Mac comings, you Mac talk to me about the goodness
Speaker 1: of good people.
Speaker 2: This is a sad day.
Speaker 4: As the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee and
Speaker 4: a member of the Gut Gang and the Big Back Brigade,
Speaker 4: it hurts to see one of your your members that
Speaker 4: fallen off track talk to me. This is just as
Speaker 4: bad as disrepecting the flag. You don't throw no fried chicken,
Speaker 4: not even just as a fat person, as a black person.
Speaker 4: This breaks my heart. That's like saying I don't need lotion,
Speaker 4: and you clearly ashy. It just don't make no sense.
Speaker 2: And then when somebody give you something. You know how
Speaker 2: we get the extra on our hands. I took too much.
Speaker 2: There you go. You got to nervous, say, knowing you
Speaker 2: actually come on now, it's just it's sad to see.
Speaker 4: And from the Book of Lizzle, you know, what they
Speaker 4: say is don't bite the hand that feeds you. If
Speaker 4: you hungry and you asking for food, somebody giving you food. Now,
Speaker 4: here's my thing about that. Looking at Devil's Advocate, I
Speaker 4: know she does not. The Devil's advocates side of it is,
Speaker 4: I asked for food, you gave me chicken.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Growing up, the number one rule was don't eat the
Speaker 4: big piece of chicken.
Speaker 2: Okay. Now maybe it wasn't the big piece of chicken.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was a.
Speaker 1: Little thigh, but no, no, no, no, no, you only get
Speaker 1: the big piece of chicken if.
Speaker 2: You are to provide her. That's why the daddy historically
Speaker 2: got the big pieces.
Speaker 4: He treated his system like it was his girl. So
Speaker 4: clearly they got some things going on in that house.
Speaker 4: And you've seen the picture of him.
Speaker 2: A little off.
Speaker 1: If he paid for the meat in the house, I
Speaker 1: totally understand. If he ain't paid for the poetry, No,
Speaker 1: you're gonna eat what I get. Kanye's are a little
Speaker 1: bit off, so this is not farm.
Speaker 2: That's truth.
Speaker 1: You know what, Matck, You ain't wrong when you're right.
Speaker 1: Please give Kanye Medley the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 3: You Oh the day, Oh the day.
Speaker 2: Ye you don't know, you're not. We're not about to
Speaker 2: offer you no fried chicken.
Speaker 4: You know in the Book of Corinthians it says you
Speaker 4: be tripping if you're throwing chicken.
Speaker 2: They don't nobody say you do not read the Bible
Speaker 2: at all. It's nothing that might be in the Book
Speaker 2: of Clarence.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: The last sup but they were beefing and they ain't
Speaker 4: throwing no chicken, So I know it's true.
Speaker 2: Come on that, that is true. That was Donkey of
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