WEBVTT - DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Attacking Sister With Fried Chicken

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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<v Speaker 1>all of Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you are a donkey.

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<v Speaker 3>A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

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<v Speaker 1>It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested

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<v Speaker 1>after that said he rigged the door to his home

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<v Speaker 1>in an attempt to electro hid his president lights.

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<v Speaker 2>Police arrested in Orlando man. We're talking a Famida the

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<v Speaker 2>practice club. Bitch you donkey of the day with Charlam

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<v Speaker 2>Hayne a guy. I don't know why y'all keep it

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<v Speaker 2>letting hi get y'all like this. No duvall, y'all do

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<v Speaker 2>it to yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, donkey today for Friday, May third goes to a

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<v Speaker 1>Florida man named Kanye Eddraziz Medley. Okay, he is twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years old and heil's from Clearwater, Florida. What does your

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<v Speaker 1>uncle Shawla always say about the great state of Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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<v Speaker 1>all of Florida, and today has no exception. See this

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<v Speaker 1>young man. Kanye was arrested for domestic battery, a misdemeanor,

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<v Speaker 1>and booked into the County Jail. Okay, According to police reports,

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<v Speaker 1>he attacked his sister during the domestic class. Now you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't condone any violence again, women, and attacking your

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<v Speaker 1>system is complete nonsense. If you can't have a healthy

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<v Speaker 1>conversation with a sibling to work out your differences, then

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<v Speaker 1>you probably can't have a healthy conversation with anyone. But

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<v Speaker 1>this case is slightly different because Kanye didn't attack his

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<v Speaker 1>sister with his hands. Nah, Kanye decided to treat his

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<v Speaker 1>sister the way scissors fans treated her in Australia, and

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<v Speaker 1>he decided to just throw something at it. Now, just

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<v Speaker 1>if I told you this man was twenty years old,

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<v Speaker 1>his name was Kanye, but it's spelled k h a

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<v Speaker 1>and ye. He's black, and he decided to throw a

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<v Speaker 1>food item in his system and the food item hit

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<v Speaker 1>his sister in the back of the head, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why he got arrested. If I told you to guess

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<v Speaker 1>what food item he threw, do you think you could

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<v Speaker 1>do it?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you multiple choice. Okay, Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a sushi, b meatloaf, see fried chicken or

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<v Speaker 1>d tune the tatar?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my fried chicken?

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<v Speaker 2>Why why Why would you just assume it's fried chicken?

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<v Speaker 4>Because if it's like fresh out de grease and throw it,

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<v Speaker 4>some of that hot greas gonna slide down her neck.

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<v Speaker 2>That'll be the only way that I feel like you

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<v Speaker 2>would be arrested. Okay, What Red? If I did this

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<v Speaker 2>stick to you, Red?

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<v Speaker 1>If I give you these same choices, Red, Puerto Rican,

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<v Speaker 1>I say, Red, he's black, he's twenty years old, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and he threw a food out of the system.

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<v Speaker 2>I gave you those same multiple choice questions.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you guess? Just already guess fried chicken? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it a sushi b meat? Low sea fried chicken? D

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<v Speaker 1>two the ta ta yep.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go with the fried chicken too, all right, Now,

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<v Speaker 2>don't try and gain no points. Now, why Red, Why? Why?

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<v Speaker 3>All?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying it's not a stereotype.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's true, Okay, Not only do black people love

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<v Speaker 1>fried chicken, everybody lives fried chicken. And historically we love

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<v Speaker 1>fried chicken because it was the only livestock slaves were

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to keep. Chickens were Chickens were the only live

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<v Speaker 1>stalk the enslaved were allowed to keep, and after.

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<v Speaker 2>Emancipation, women known as a waiter.

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<v Speaker 1>Carriers would sell trays of fried chicken and biscuits to

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<v Speaker 1>travelers at train stations. Okay, the only reason fried chicken

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<v Speaker 1>became a negative stereotype was because in nineteen fifteen, a

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<v Speaker 1>man named D. W. Griffith used a film called Reth

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<v Speaker 1>of a Nation to show a bunch of black elected

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<v Speaker 1>officials being unruly, drinking liquor, eating fried chicken with their

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<v Speaker 1>bare feet kicked up on the death, just acting like savages.

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<v Speaker 2>And the whole point of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Scene, the message to the audience was to show the

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<v Speaker 1>alleged dangers of letting black people vote. This is not

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<v Speaker 1>a YouTube conspiracy. This is historical fact. Do your own.

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<v Speaker 2>Googles and you will see. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason Kanye is getting donk here today is because

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<v Speaker 1>he told police that the motive for him using poultry

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<v Speaker 1>ass projectiles is because he said he had not eaten

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<v Speaker 1>and did not want the piece of chicken the victim

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<v Speaker 1>offered him, so he became upset. Now let's do the

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<v Speaker 1>math here, Jess. The man claimed to be hungry, said

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<v Speaker 1>he had not eaten. So someone offers you food and

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<v Speaker 1>you say you don't want the piece of food that

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<v Speaker 1>they offered.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't not to piss you off. Absolutely, he looky. He

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get something thrown at him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's ungrateful, he's una appreciative, he's unthankful. He's a thankless human.

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<v Speaker 1>Beggars cannot be choosers. And I can't say that you

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<v Speaker 1>was begging. But if you starving, one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>incredible things the President can offer you is a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of chicken. Now Here to elaborate on the goodness of

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<v Speaker 1>fried chicken when you are hungry is the president of

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<v Speaker 1>the Fat Lives Matter Committee.

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<v Speaker 2>Big Mac. I want y'all start playing Wobble Wobble whenever Big.

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<v Speaker 1>Mac comings, you Mac talk to me about the goodness

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<v Speaker 1>of good people.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a sad day.

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<v Speaker 4>As the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee and

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<v Speaker 4>a member of the Gut Gang and the Big Back Brigade,

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<v Speaker 4>it hurts to see one of your your members that

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<v Speaker 4>fallen off track talk to me. This is just as

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<v Speaker 4>bad as disrepecting the flag. You don't throw no fried chicken,

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<v Speaker 4>not even just as a fat person, as a black person.

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<v Speaker 4>This breaks my heart. That's like saying I don't need lotion,

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<v Speaker 4>and you clearly ashy. It just don't make no sense.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when somebody give you something. You know how

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<v Speaker 2>we get the extra on our hands. I took too much.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. You got to nervous, say, knowing you

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<v Speaker 2>actually come on now, it's just it's sad to see.

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<v Speaker 4>And from the Book of Lizzle, you know, what they

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<v Speaker 4>say is don't bite the hand that feeds you. If

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<v Speaker 4>you hungry and you asking for food, somebody giving you food. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>here's my thing about that. Looking at Devil's Advocate, I

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<v Speaker 4>know she does not. The Devil's advocates side of it is,

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<v Speaker 4>I asked for food, you gave me chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Growing up, the number one rule was don't eat the

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<v Speaker 4>big piece of chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Now maybe it wasn't the big piece of chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it was a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little thigh, but no, no, no, no, no, you only get

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<v Speaker 1>the big piece of chicken if.

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<v Speaker 2>You are to provide her. That's why the daddy historically

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<v Speaker 2>got the big pieces.

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<v Speaker 4>He treated his system like it was his girl. So

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<v Speaker 4>clearly they got some things going on in that house.

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<v Speaker 4>And you've seen the picture of him.

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<v Speaker 2>A little off.

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<v Speaker 1>If he paid for the meat in the house, I

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<v Speaker 1>totally understand. If he ain't paid for the poetry, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna eat what I get. Kanye's are a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit off, so this is not farm.

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<v Speaker 2>That's truth.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Matck, You ain't wrong when you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>Please give Kanye Medley the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.

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<v Speaker 3>You Oh the day, Oh the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye you don't know, you're not. We're not about to

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<v Speaker 2>offer you no fried chicken.

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<v Speaker 4>You know in the Book of Corinthians it says you

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<v Speaker 4>be tripping if you're throwing chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't nobody say you do not read the Bible

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<v Speaker 2>at all. It's nothing that might be in the Book

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<v Speaker 2>of Clarence.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>The last sup but they were beefing and they ain't

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<v Speaker 4>throwing no chicken, So I know it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on that, that is true. That was Donkey of

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