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Speaker 1: Ut.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they talk better than they sided. These are the

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Speaker 2: radio blogs on the Fred Show. It looks like we're

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Speaker 2: writing in our diaries, except we say to them aloud.

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Speaker 2: We call them blogs. Yes, why not take it away?

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much your blog you guys. I think

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Speaker 2: I may have reached a new point of insanity of

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Speaker 2: just like that's hard to do in this room, yes,

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Speaker 2: like comparatively, but go ahead. Yes.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's just a meeting or what,

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Speaker 1: but I I did something the other day that I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Proud of, right, but you know, things happen with the vibe.

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Speaker 1: I was face timing and I had her kind of

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Speaker 1: like in my arms, you know, we're laying down and

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Speaker 1: my goofy ass was holding the phone up. Oh no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and she's looking in the camera and we're face timing,

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Speaker 1: and the phone drops.

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Speaker 3: I lost the grip of the phone, yes, and it fell.

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Speaker 1: I'm like the thing was like the right side of

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Speaker 1: her face, so kind of like her head basically right. So,

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Speaker 1: as a parent, you feel so good to you feel

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Speaker 1: like the worst human being on like the scum of

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Speaker 1: the earth.

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Speaker 3: This is how you feel.

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Speaker 1: So I first thing I did was obviously checked see

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Speaker 1: she was okay, and she did her little scrunge face.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry, but then like I kind of calmed.

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Speaker 3: On my shoe on. She wasn't even know what happened, right.

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Speaker 2: I have noticed with with babies and especially uh toddlers

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Speaker 2: into like whatever you know, age I don't know about

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Speaker 2: Actually you might be too old for this, but like

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Speaker 2: when that face starts to come, you've got about, yes,

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Speaker 2: about four seconds to where you can turn that. You

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Speaker 2: can change the course of history right like you got

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Speaker 2: there's like a minute where you're not even a minute,

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Speaker 2: I mean it's literally seconds where you see the face

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Speaker 2: beginning to morph into like it's about to be an explosion,

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Speaker 2: and you've got you got one move, you got one

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Speaker 2: decision to make, and you can turn it around right there.

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Speaker 2: Otherwise meltdown occurs. You were able to thwart the meltdown

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Speaker 2: because you were able to like capitalize on that transitionary moment.

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Speaker 3: I changed history that day.

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Speaker 2: You did. No, you did excellent, excellent work. I'm so

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Speaker 2: proud of you.

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Speaker 3: Oh thank you.

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Speaker 1: It actually feels good when you like get your kids

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Speaker 1: not having like a complete meltdown because of something that

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Speaker 1: you did.

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Speaker 3: You know, I feel like such a clown.

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Speaker 1: So then I after she's okay, you know, the face

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Speaker 1: went away, We're good.

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Speaker 3: I ran a Google and googled, you know, does my

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Speaker 3: baby have a concussion?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Should I go to the hospital? Like because then start

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Speaker 3: thinking crazy, right, and then I'm googling like, dropped phone

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Speaker 3: on kid? Has anyone ever done it?

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Speaker 2: Before? I get Google, like from protective It's like, hey, apparently.

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Speaker 1: It's really it's really common, like things happening. But I

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Speaker 1: just was like, you know, what do parents do when

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Speaker 1: this happens to their kid?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Everyone's like, your kid's fine.

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Speaker 1: Babies are resilient, but obviously, and if they have like

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Speaker 1: a mark, then like go to the doctor. But she

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Speaker 1: had no mark on her face, no nothing. She was

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Speaker 1: completely fine and it kind of hit like the edge

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Speaker 1: of her head. So I was like, okay, thank god.

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Speaker 1: Then I did something else.

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Speaker 3: On top of that. I punched her, No, get them

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Speaker 3: out of here. I took my phone, I laid down,

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Speaker 3: I put my.

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Speaker 1: Hand all the way in the air, and I dropped

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Speaker 1: the phone in my head to see how much it hurt.

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Speaker 3: Because I didn't want it on yourself.

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Speaker 2: You did it to yourself.

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Speaker 3: And then I googled it and a lot of people

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Speaker 3: do that.

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Speaker 2: I can see it. I can see it having I

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Speaker 2: don't know that it was necessary for you to do

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Speaker 2: it too, so why not?

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Speaker 1: No, listen, I deserved it, But I also wanted to see, like, Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: how bad did this hurt? Because then I have to

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Speaker 1: go to the doctor because I'm like freaking out the

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Speaker 1: first time.

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Speaker 3: Mom, So I put it all in the air, but

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Speaker 3: you were.

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Speaker 2: You were expecting it, she wasn't. Yeah, you also have

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Speaker 2: a fully formed cranium.

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Speaker 3: Nope, I didn't have knee cap nice and high. And

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Speaker 3: now now you guys have matching bruisesn't there?

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Speaker 2: If it makes you feel better, I've done this much

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Speaker 2: to myself, yourself, Like I've been on FaceTime and I've

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Speaker 2: held the phone up and I've gotten to the point

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Speaker 2: where I didn't realize my arm had fallen asleep, yes,

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Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, the phone just falls

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Speaker 2: out of my hand like I was. I guess I

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Speaker 2: was so involved enveloped in the in the face time,

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize that my humans iPhone stand aka my

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Speaker 2: left arm was a sleeping drops out of my So

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Speaker 2: I've done it to myself yeah, so that makes you

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Speaker 2: feel better. And I'm not responsible for anyone but myself.

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Speaker 3: It does.

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Speaker 1: It does as an accident, I completely planned my I

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Speaker 1: like laid back, I put my hand up, I had

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Speaker 1: the phone fall right in my wace because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I have to seriousness, like was it bad?

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Speaker 3: Like one through time? What was the pain on this?

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Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, we're all okay.

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Speaker 1: I did call my doctor, like the nurse, and she said,

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Speaker 1: you're fine. As long as you don't see like any

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Speaker 1: kind of bruising or swelling, you're completely fine.

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Speaker 3: This happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, so we're all a bunch of clowns,

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Speaker 1: a whole group of parent clowns.

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Speaker 2: That's probably an entire topic. It's like, tell me about

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Speaker 2: the time that you thought you injured your kid accident.

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Speaker 2: And the other thing I've noticed about the kids is

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Speaker 2: like if they if they fall on their own or

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Speaker 2: like hurt themselves, there's about one second of dead silence. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's a it's like a deafening silence before then they

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Speaker 2: take the breath to start screaming. But like it's almost

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Speaker 2: like the silence makes you go, oh my god, did

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Speaker 2: they and then they start screaming. As painful as that

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Speaker 2: is to hear, you're like, okay, they can breathe, Yes, yeah, Paul,

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Speaker 2: did they hurt themselves? And you're like you're like one,

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Speaker 2: two there, No, he did, but everything's okay.

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Speaker 3: There goes.

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Speaker 1: My mom was swinging and on my swing set, I

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Speaker 1: ran up to mommy, mommy, she kicked me right in the.

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Speaker 3: Face and so don't feel bad, and I got to

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Speaker 3: kick her back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, then she wouldn't try to ye.

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Speaker 2: And she was telling that story last night. It mellows beautiful.

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