WEBVTT - Ep. 4: Eating Fried Smallmouth off the Waffle House Kid's Menu

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<v Speaker 1>I bought him a couple of tubes at Dill Pickle

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<v Speaker 1>Pringles and wish them the best. This looked like a

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<v Speaker 1>chicken exploded and someone glued it to a hook. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if they don't come to you a stroke a check

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<v Speaker 1>while winding and dining you on a corporate card at

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<v Speaker 1>the Sizzler, you're not actually on the pro staff. If

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<v Speaker 1>you guys know anybody that will trade some rolland Martin

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<v Speaker 1>D b D s first from repair work, you better

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<v Speaker 1>hit me up. Good good morning, degenerate anglers, and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to Benton where we dropped to know how to get

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<v Speaker 1>you on a hot bite faster than you can eat

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<v Speaker 1>a bag of white Castle burgers. I'm Joe Surmellie Miles Nulty,

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<v Speaker 1>and this week we've got a real buffet for you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Except it's not like the expensive buffet at the MGM

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<v Speaker 1>Grand or you get them crampled legs. It's more like

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<v Speaker 1>the buffet at the Flying j the restaurant connected to

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<v Speaker 1>a truckster and you're mostly schemed out. They have good showers,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah they Yeah, you can rent them by the by

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<v Speaker 1>the minute. You're mostly schemed out that the choices biffe.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are still a few things. You know, you

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<v Speaker 1>just can't help A pile on your plate. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna make me vomit. But them chicken feet look

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<v Speaker 1>real good. I'm gonna I'm gonna feel terrible later. But uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we've got We've got supy bread pudding, We've

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<v Speaker 1>got shoe leather, prime rib and potatoes salad for days.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we hit our main courses, we need to, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to help get you guys dialed in with

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<v Speaker 1>a regional fishing report. So we know there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of tournament bass fans out there, and Miles and I

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<v Speaker 1>aren't two of them. I know, not at all. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but to be fair, I have a lot of respect

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<v Speaker 1>for those folks. I know that they are incredibly talented anglers.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's kind of like how I know that Dave

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<v Speaker 1>Matthews is an incredibly talented musician, but I'm still I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still not listening to Crash into You anytime soon. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to play that at my house. It's

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<v Speaker 1>actually crash into me. And I hate that. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that because I don't like I don't like to whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, It's terrible so, but but

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<v Speaker 1>I respect the grind completely with these guys. And while

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy bass fishing myself, um, I never wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>be the thing that helped me pay my mortgage or

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<v Speaker 1>put more frozen chicken nuggets on my kids plates. But

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<v Speaker 1>as you guys know, we welcome all anglers here at

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<v Speaker 1>BAT and we certainly want to cater to the once

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<v Speaker 1>and needs of you bass addicts. And I personally just

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<v Speaker 1>love fishing for large mouth bass. That was probably one

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<v Speaker 1>of the first fish that I just got totally sucked

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<v Speaker 1>into and couldn't get enough of. I mean, to this day,

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite things in the world is to

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<v Speaker 1>fish a frog through heavy cover and watch a bass

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<v Speaker 1>blow up on it. I think that is one of

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<v Speaker 1>life's great joys, and you know it is. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care I'm a brown bass guy. I'm a brown bass guy,

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<v Speaker 1>but if I'm in the mood, I'll go for the

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<v Speaker 1>green ones whatever. I despite your you're throwing shade. Those

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<v Speaker 1>those big mouth bass guys, they know a lot, and

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<v Speaker 1>I respect their hustle, but I've always been more interested

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<v Speaker 1>in that tournament scene from like a like a sociological respect.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's interesting seed weird ship that goes on in

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<v Speaker 1>there that I genuinely don't understand, right, So we want

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<v Speaker 1>to do a segment about it. But since we don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what we're talking about, we figured we needed to

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<v Speaker 1>bring in an actual expert. Yeah, I mean, the original

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<v Speaker 1>plan was to get an occasional weekly tournament report from

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<v Speaker 1>one of the top tier pros, but it turns out

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<v Speaker 1>they all require money that we don't have. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any of that. So this week's tournament report

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<v Speaker 1>comes from a man on the ground, self described pro

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<v Speaker 1>Rant Stimpkins. An interesting story with this kid, which I

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<v Speaker 1>believe I've told you, but I met him at a

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<v Speaker 1>Dollar General in Stucky, South Carolina a few years back,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just I just popped in looking for a

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<v Speaker 1>bottle of tile and all PM, and this Rants kid

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<v Speaker 1>comes up to me, totally invades my personal space and

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<v Speaker 1>he's trying to sell me a radar detector and used

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<v Speaker 1>radar used radar detector right, and spouting off some ship

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<v Speaker 1>about needing a hundred more bucks to get into a

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<v Speaker 1>tournament on Lake Murray, which is bizarre. But he was

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<v Speaker 1>so nice, right like us Northeastern as were all jerks

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<v Speaker 1>and like everybody in the South of so nights. He

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<v Speaker 1>was so nice that I actually felt bad for him,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't I didn't buy the radar detector because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need a radar detector, but I bought him

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of tubes of dill pickle pringles and wished

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<v Speaker 1>him the best. And the funny thing is like years

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<v Speaker 1>later he had no idea that was his big break.

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<v Speaker 1>Because now we need a legit bass pro to give

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<v Speaker 1>us occasional bass reports, so we give you Rants Stimpkins, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>Professional Bicycle or Ranch Stimpkins. Here. Before we get into

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<v Speaker 1>the meat of this report, I've got to thank Evan

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<v Speaker 1>Rude out Boards for always getting me up and down,

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<v Speaker 1>like I mean, except for that one time I knocked

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<v Speaker 1>my lower unit off at say Te and had to

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<v Speaker 1>spend the night roped up to some ripper out Other

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<v Speaker 1>than that, though, it's got me back to the ramp

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<v Speaker 1>every time. As I'd like to say, without a Rude

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be screwed. Look, I know y'all are dying for

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<v Speaker 1>this inside scoop on this recent little goat rodeo we

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<v Speaker 1>had at lake Fort Van Dam and Ike and then

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<v Speaker 1>may have had thirty pounds a day, but all rants here.

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching them online on Saturday while eating off

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<v Speaker 1>the waffle House Kids menu and home by the time

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<v Speaker 1>they got their checks on Sunday, shame of it is,

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<v Speaker 1>I was this damn close again. All right, guys, here's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. I only had three of my very special

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<v Speaker 1>beat diving crank baits. I'm not gonna tell you which

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<v Speaker 1>ones though, mostly because the company doesn't cut me a

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<v Speaker 1>check yet, but also because I buy the good ones

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<v Speaker 1>on eBay, not those shifty Maiden China ones that don't

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<v Speaker 1>hunt where the ship. I set them on the dashboard

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<v Speaker 1>of my truck until the sharp trouse and blue back

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<v Speaker 1>are perfectly faded and that paints bubbling just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a deal I learned about from an old timer

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<v Speaker 1>down there on Seminole. Bitch of it is. I gave

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<v Speaker 1>one to my roommate Travis, because he hasn't cut a

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<v Speaker 1>check all year and I need him to stay on

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<v Speaker 1>the road with me. I mean, I gotta split expensive

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody, and I figure it. I guess I can

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<v Speaker 1>beat them semi consistently. So that left me with two cranks,

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean I was just apps of lutely smoking

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<v Speaker 1>them on it. In practice. I was feeling myself so

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<v Speaker 1>much that I took the last day of practice off

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<v Speaker 1>while Travis was still pre fishing, hoping he'd left that

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<v Speaker 1>crank I gave him out. I was gonna grab it

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<v Speaker 1>and blame meth heads hanging around the trailer we'd rented,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was smart enough to lock it away. And

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<v Speaker 1>then it's a tournament time and I lose one of

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<v Speaker 1>them cranks the first day in morning, and now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>down to my last one. So I start throwing some

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<v Speaker 1>other patterns, figuring that I go back to that crank

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<v Speaker 1>on championship Sunday, get myself a comeback win and basking

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<v Speaker 1>the glory all them people, finally getting to know the

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<v Speaker 1>name Rants Stampkins. Well, I only ended up with one

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<v Speaker 1>two pounder all day, but that didn't give me down.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is lake freaking fork, ten pounders growing

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<v Speaker 1>trees around here, and I knew where they lived. But see,

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<v Speaker 1>I was boat sixty seven, and by the time I

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<v Speaker 1>got to my spot, there's four dudes already fighting over it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did the sportsman like thing and left. Well, also,

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<v Speaker 1>one guy won't name here threatened to have my eighty

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<v Speaker 1>eight Rangers sunk if I didn't get the hell out them.

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<v Speaker 1>Veterans are like that, though, but I think they'll come

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<v Speaker 1>around as soon as I get that big win. It's coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I can feel it, man. I don't know what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>They just quit and I'm a sacred crank. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I hit all spots where I was wearing them out

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<v Speaker 1>in practice, but I just barely managed a twelve pound limit.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the end of it for old rants. I reckon.

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<v Speaker 1>But hey, don't worry about me none. I'm keeping my

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<v Speaker 1>head up. I just need a good breaker three and

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<v Speaker 1>a six figure title sponsor. Oh ship. I also need

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<v Speaker 1>to replace the rear suspension in my Dodge. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you guys know anybody that will trade some Rolling Martin

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<v Speaker 1>DVDs for some repair work, you better hit me up now.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen here, folks. If y'all want to know how a

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<v Speaker 1>real pro attacks the country's best lakes for absolute fence pandas,

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<v Speaker 1>check out my YouTube channel. I mean, I haven't created

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<v Speaker 1>it yet, but I've got tons of footage that will

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<v Speaker 1>blow you all away. Also, a damn Instagram account got

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<v Speaker 1>hacked after I bought a bunch of knockoff Sanko's from

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<v Speaker 1>Holly Express, but I'll have that back up shortly. You

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<v Speaker 1>know him, man, I actually believe in rants. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he's rape. I feel good about that, dude. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know he's not really pulling it off, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's just like one good break away from making

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<v Speaker 1>it and then he can he can retire all those

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<v Speaker 1>second hand jerseys We've been seeing him dumpster dive out

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<v Speaker 1>of the back of sports authorities. It's like the crystal

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<v Speaker 1>clear PEPSI jersey. I like that, dude. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>should keep him around. He'll get there, and we should

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<v Speaker 1>keep him around. I'd like to hear from him again,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to track his progress, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to do that. You know what else I think

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<v Speaker 1>we should keep around. The Weekly Words segment, let's do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Webster's Dictionary defines fish as This week, we're taking a

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<v Speaker 1>look at adipose, as in adipose fin, as in that

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<v Speaker 1>fleshy little nub that sticks up between the tail and

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<v Speaker 1>the dorsal fin of trout, salmon, catfish, in about six

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<v Speaker 1>thousand other less popular fishes. The word comes from the

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<v Speaker 1>Latin root at a pimp, which means soft fat of animals. See.

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<v Speaker 1>Up until the last twenty years or so, fish reason

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<v Speaker 1>biologists thought that the adipose fin was just a leftover

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<v Speaker 1>fat deposit the natural selection hadn't gotten around to scraping

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<v Speaker 1>off yet like a rubbery little appendix. Turns out that's

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<v Speaker 1>not correct. Recent research has shown that one the adipose

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<v Speaker 1>fin isn't actually made of fat, and two it seems

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<v Speaker 1>to serve some kind of purpose. We're just not entirely

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<v Speaker 1>sure what that purpose is yet. Since at least two

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<v Speaker 1>separate lineages of fish catfishes, and salmon, it's evolved at

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<v Speaker 1>a post fins, it's likely that these warty looking bulbs

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<v Speaker 1>serve some function. Recent findings show that adipose fins are

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<v Speaker 1>connected to the nervous system, and they're mostly found in

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<v Speaker 1>fish that live in moving water. The hypothesis goes that

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<v Speaker 1>they might act as flow sensors, helping fish feel and

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<v Speaker 1>navigate current. And that's all well and good for scientists,

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<v Speaker 1>but for trout, steelhead and salmon fisherman, the adipose means

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<v Speaker 1>one thing, and one thing only wild fish Because for generations,

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<v Speaker 1>hatcheries have been cutting the adipose off pen based fish

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<v Speaker 1>so that anglers can tell them apart from the wild ones,

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<v Speaker 1>and since wild salmon and steelhad are protected in most

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<v Speaker 1>places these days, the presence are absence of an adipose

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<v Speaker 1>fin determines if you're allowed to keep that fish. It

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<v Speaker 1>literally dictates the fate and identity of a fish. West

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<v Speaker 1>Coast steelhead Paris will cradle unclipped wildfish with awe and reverence,

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<v Speaker 1>then chuck aside a mildly mutilated cousin muttering goddamn hatchery rats. Consequently,

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<v Speaker 1>those weird little skin tags have become symbols for wildness,

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<v Speaker 1>healthy fisheries, and the cultural divide between anglers who fish

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<v Speaker 1>for meat and those who fish for sport. Macro photos

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<v Speaker 1>of adipose fins have become one of the new stand

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<v Speaker 1>ins for grip and grains, especially among the fly fish

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<v Speaker 1>and catch and release crowd. In fact, there's even a

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<v Speaker 1>popular driftboat manufacturer out here in Montana called Adipose Boat Works.

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<v Speaker 1>We may all have trouble agreeing on the function, importance,

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<v Speaker 1>and significance of that little fin, but just about everyone agrees,

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<v Speaker 1>myself included, Those are some badass boats. I suspect we

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<v Speaker 1>only care about the adipose fin because we're so obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with trout and salmon. If that spinal bump only protruded

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<v Speaker 1>off the backs of candle fish and whiskery bottom feeders,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of doubt any of us would even know

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<v Speaker 1>what it's called. As an experiment, I think I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>start doing like artsy photos of great catfish nubs glistening

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<v Speaker 1>in the sunlight and see if that catches on. Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think? Um? What I think is that

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<v Speaker 1>they have to refill the catfish nubs tray at the

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<v Speaker 1>truck stop Biffe pretty much every time I'm there, because

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<v Speaker 1>those are delicious. You slap a little Texas pizza and

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<v Speaker 1>a dash and lemon pepper. Hell, you know, I just

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<v Speaker 1>cut those off like shark fins and let and let

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<v Speaker 1>the fish go when I'm catfishing. That's what I think

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<v Speaker 1>about those catfish nubs. Also, uh, you use the term

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<v Speaker 1>rubbery little appendix. I'm claiming that is the name of

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<v Speaker 1>my next commercial dry fly for the Unquick catalog. So

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<v Speaker 1>please back off, sir, Melie. You know I trademarked anything

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<v Speaker 1>halfway clever that I ever come up with. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>how do that? Moving on, let's get the trivia. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>and if I'm not mistaken, we've got one of your

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<v Speaker 1>very best friends playing today, right we do, yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Eric kerber Of on a mission fishing adventures here

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<v Speaker 1>in Jersey, from Striper's to Tuna to Flounder to Fluke.

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<v Speaker 1>He's your man, one of my oldest pals, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>be hearing from from him more in the future, rest assured.

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<v Speaker 1>But for now, I'm just gonna try and throw old

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<v Speaker 1>curbs off with a little trash talking slang. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be highly skilled for these shows. You understand that if

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<v Speaker 1>I do on there, you're well versed. They are. You're

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<v Speaker 1>very smart man. All right? Playing today, we have one

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<v Speaker 1>of my oldest and dearest friends, Captain Eric kerber Of,

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<v Speaker 1>on a mission fishing adventures. Jersey Boy, Like me, what's up? Brokayre?

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<v Speaker 1>You ready to play? Guess I'm excited about this trivia

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<v Speaker 1>question because it's like Taylor made for you. As soon

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<v Speaker 1>as I came up with it, I was like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a question for Eric, all right. So I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whether you're gonna get it or not,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're gonna like it. You're gonna you're gonna use

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<v Speaker 1>it when you're done. All right, So here's here's your

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<v Speaker 1>triviuta question. All right. Hollywood is a slang term for

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<v Speaker 1>which of the following. A guy that insists every fish

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<v Speaker 1>he swings on is a giant, only to typically backpedal

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<v Speaker 1>and say, man, it's not as big as I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was. A guy that owns a boat costing more

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<v Speaker 1>than two hundred thousand dollars but has no idea how

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<v Speaker 1>to run it. A guy that insists on keeping the

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<v Speaker 1>clicker on so everyone can hear his fish run. A

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<v Speaker 1>guy who shoots hours of headcam footage while fishing, but

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<v Speaker 1>then never edits or posts the video anywhere. Which one

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<v Speaker 1>of those is a Hollywood? Let's say all except d No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like that. It's on. It's one answer. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no nope, there's no all the above. It's it's a

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<v Speaker 1>specific answer. I'd go with the so be a guy

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<v Speaker 1>that owns a boat costing more than two hundred thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars but has no idea how to run it. That

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<v Speaker 1>is incorrect, A Hollywood. Now here's why I thought of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood is a West Coast term, and you spent some

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<v Speaker 1>time in California. Living in California, in Hollywood, actually so

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<v Speaker 1>on the West coast. Hollywood is the douchir that insists

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<v Speaker 1>on keeping his clicker on so everybody knows that he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a fish running on the other end. That was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be my second choice, or or the first one.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thought of you because I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>many times you've been out. You're like, turn that goddamn

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<v Speaker 1>clicker off. Clicker off, turn that clicker off. Clicker can

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<v Speaker 1>get it can get a little bit annoying. So now

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<v Speaker 1>this season you can start throwing out Hollywood when all

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<v Speaker 1>your people do that. All right, good attempt, though, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for playing. I like the Hollywood Hollywood. I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. I'm pretty sure I would have gotten

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<v Speaker 1>wrong though, but yeah, I know, but I would have

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<v Speaker 1>gone with the first one. I would have gone with

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<v Speaker 1>the guy who's like every single fish he swings like

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<v Speaker 1>like he's a monster. I got a big one, but

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<v Speaker 1>I mean probably that's that's because I don't actually use

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<v Speaker 1>clickers ever, so I'm kind of out of my element

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<v Speaker 1>on that one. Yeah, dude, I can't tell you how

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<v Speaker 1>often I've thrown clickers off on my boat, Like when

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<v Speaker 1>you're fishing like a big live bait, like live bunker

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<v Speaker 1>for stripers. You know, if you know what you're doing,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've been doing that a long time, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>even need the clicker. You just feel it. You feel

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<v Speaker 1>it with your thumb. But when you have nubs on

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<v Speaker 1>the boat the clicker, it's less for them and more

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Right, I want to be able to hear

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<v Speaker 1>the tone of the runoff because all I need is

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<v Speaker 1>the audio to know if a striper picked up the

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<v Speaker 1>bait or it's just the bait pulling, Because I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>even with the clicker on, it's like that him, is

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<v Speaker 1>that him? At him? I'm like, no, you'll know it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna it's gonna it's gonna be a lot higher pitched

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<v Speaker 1>and faster, like that's no, no. And as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>I'm finally like yeah that is him, now set the

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<v Speaker 1>hook and they come tight, I just walk over and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, good job. Let me just switch that clicker

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<v Speaker 1>off for your room. Yeah, but then we're gonna you

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<v Speaker 1>do that, But then how how's that news supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>let everyone else know around what a badass she is

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<v Speaker 1>on her first time out. You gotta let him know.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're a badass when you get it to the net.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. Like that, then you're the

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<v Speaker 1>badass when you put it on the Graham. Anyway, get ready,

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<v Speaker 1>because we're about to let all of you know we're

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<v Speaker 1>not just talking about clickers. We are talking about news.

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<v Speaker 1>Put on your thinking caps and grab a turkey leg

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<v Speaker 1>while Joe and I joust medieval time style to see

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<v Speaker 1>who brought the best newsy bits to the table this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Fish That escalated quickly, So here we are. We've landed

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<v Speaker 1>at fish News, which, for those of you have been

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<v Speaker 1>following along, is not only designed to keep you informed

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<v Speaker 1>about all things fishing and fishy going on, but I

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<v Speaker 1>also let you in on this little news competition that

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<v Speaker 1>Miles and I have going because we do not know

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<v Speaker 1>which news stories the other is bringing to the table,

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<v Speaker 1>which makes this fun. However, before we get into news, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>just a quick quick note here that um, we are

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<v Speaker 1>listening to you guys. Okay, since the show has started,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been getting a ton of amazing feedback. So I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to say, because I don't know if it

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<v Speaker 1>will ever be an actual weekly word, but for the

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<v Speaker 1>like dozens of people from Wisconsin who wrote in to say,

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<v Speaker 1>please use the acronym FIBs f I b S as

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<v Speaker 1>one of your weekly words. I'm not sure I'll do that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do appreciate it. Um and and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I guess Wisconsin people refer to Illinois people as, and

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<v Speaker 1>that would be effing Illinois bastards. So apparently you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are really digging the derogatory terms for out of staters

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<v Speaker 1>a feedback tidal wave of FIBs from throwing into the inbox,

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<v Speaker 1>and we do appreciate it, so we are listening to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to give a little bit more context

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<v Speaker 1>on the Pebble Mind permitting situation that I talked about

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<v Speaker 1>last week. A number of you have written to me

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<v Speaker 1>about that one, so just so we're all clear, the

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<v Speaker 1>mining permit was not accepted as written by the Core

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<v Speaker 1>of Engineers, but Northern Dynasty minerals can still change their

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<v Speaker 1>application and resubmit. Point being, this isn't over and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>probably be covering it again. But despite all that, the

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<v Speaker 1>decision last week was still a huge success because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>digging was about to start happening imminently, and at least

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<v Speaker 1>we got that stayed. And uh, you know it's just

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<v Speaker 1>another move towards what our ultimate goal is, which again

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<v Speaker 1>we're not finished with, but kind of keeping that mind

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<v Speaker 1>from ever happening at all. Yes, it's a battle one

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<v Speaker 1>within a big war, and it was definitely worthy of

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<v Speaker 1>an extra white claw or two last weekend, So we

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<v Speaker 1>hope you did at and hopefully I won't need a

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<v Speaker 1>few white claws after this because it is your week

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<v Speaker 1>to lead off, and you always want to be the

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<v Speaker 1>leadoff man in this news competition. I give you the floor,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend. I appreciate. And just so you guys know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're making a slight change to this segment because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like up until now, we've each just sort of like

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<v Speaker 1>independently claimed victory without any fair judgment and just assumed

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<v Speaker 1>that we both won, but who knows who won right

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<v Speaker 1>and and I don't know about human, but it's starting

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<v Speaker 1>to wear on me, Joe, because I'm competitive and I

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<v Speaker 1>want an actual winner. So that's that's fine, you feel better? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Just so I know, the only solution that we can

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<v Speaker 1>come up with is to bring our very own filled

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<v Speaker 1>engineer as judge, jury and executioner moving forward, Phil will

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<v Speaker 1>be the decider and one of us will emerge victorious,

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<v Speaker 1>namely me. All Right, I'm gonna start out this week

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<v Speaker 1>with something that's a big problem for many fisheries and

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<v Speaker 1>uh and some new research that just came out that

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<v Speaker 1>might help mitigate that problem. I'm talking about algae, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Algal blooms pose a significant threat to many of our

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<v Speaker 1>lakes and estuaries, which are some of the most fertile

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<v Speaker 1>fish habitat in the world. Big blooms can cause big problems.

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<v Speaker 1>They can choke out other aquatic plants, produced nasty neurotoxins,

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<v Speaker 1>and when they inevitably die off, the surrounding water can

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<v Speaker 1>be completely depleted of oxygen. Red tides are often exacerbated

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<v Speaker 1>by algal blooms, and the growing marine dead zones that

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<v Speaker 1>you may have read about are usually the result of

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<v Speaker 1>those blooms. Between warming water temps and increased fertilizer runoff,

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<v Speaker 1>algae blooms have been growing in scope and frequency all

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<v Speaker 1>over the world, a trend that researchers referred to as

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<v Speaker 1>you trophication. If you pay attention to fisheries news at all,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm talking about, right. Just two weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a massive fish kill reported in Biscayne Bay, Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>So far, water quality managers have been the only ones

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<v Speaker 1>working to find solutions for this problem, but a recent

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<v Speaker 1>study out of Sweden suggests that fisheries managers may have

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<v Speaker 1>a role to play in controlling alga blooms as well.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's good news because the more tools that we

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<v Speaker 1>can find to combat these blooms, the better equipped we

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<v Speaker 1>might be to combat them. So this research team, they're

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<v Speaker 1>studying the relationship between large predators, small predators, grazers and algae.

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<v Speaker 1>In this case, the large predators were pike and perch.

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<v Speaker 1>They eat the small predators, in this case sticklebacks, which

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<v Speaker 1>eat the grazers, and the grazers feed on algae. That

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<v Speaker 1>part is key. The team found that when large predator

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<v Speaker 1>populations started to decline, algal blooms increased. Fewer pike and

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<v Speaker 1>perch meant more stickleback. All those sticklebacks eight the grazers

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<v Speaker 1>that would have otherwise eaten the algae. Okay, so this

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<v Speaker 1>might seem like esoteric science nerd stuff, but it really

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<v Speaker 1>matters for us anglers because it suggests that fisheries management

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<v Speaker 1>might help us deal with increasing algae. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we still got to mitigate the floods of nutrients that

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<v Speaker 1>weren't pumping into our waters. But this study suggests that

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<v Speaker 1>maintaining strong populations of top predators might also knock back algae.

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<v Speaker 1>Extra bonus, those top predators, those are the fish that

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<v Speaker 1>we target. So another way to look at this is

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<v Speaker 1>that the lakes and estuaries with more of the fish

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<v Speaker 1>that you and I want to catch are also more

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<v Speaker 1>resistant to large algae booms. Right, so this is a

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<v Speaker 1>win win if we can figure out how to do

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<v Speaker 1>this right. Wow, Okay, so I'm there was about to

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<v Speaker 1>take it. No, you didn't lose me at all, But

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<v Speaker 1>that was a lot to take in um, because I

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely understand what you're saying, like it's all like sort

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<v Speaker 1>of it's all food chain related obviously, But I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm missing the part about how fisheries biologists can help

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<v Speaker 1>this or what we can do with predator fish. When

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<v Speaker 1>you're dealing with situations in Florida where those algae blooms

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<v Speaker 1>are completely out of control because outside factors like how

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<v Speaker 1>do we not have them kill the predator fish in

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<v Speaker 1>the ecosystem they're affecting, They're still going to do that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's not This isn't a panacea or like a

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<v Speaker 1>fix all. What it's saying is that if we can

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<v Speaker 1>maintain high populations those predatory fish, that we can help

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<v Speaker 1>keep the grazers around that can feed on the algae.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a one size fits all kind of solution.

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<v Speaker 1>We still have to deal with these massive nutrient influxes

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<v Speaker 1>that are happening, but it's one more tool that might

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<v Speaker 1>we might be able to put in the toolbox for management.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not all on water quality engineers. The fisheries

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<v Speaker 1>managers might have a role to play that we might

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<v Speaker 1>be able to help this whole thing out. I'm not

0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:06.600
<v Speaker 1>trying to suggest, and none of the researchers have said, hey,

0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:10.240
<v Speaker 1>we got this figured out, But even a slight possible

0:24:10.240 --> 0:24:13.800
<v Speaker 1>wind in that direction, I'm calling that fantastic news, particularly

0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:15.760
<v Speaker 1>in this case when it says, hey, if we can

0:24:15.840 --> 0:24:18.919
<v Speaker 1>keep the populations of fish that you guys like, hi,

0:24:19.160 --> 0:24:22.600
<v Speaker 1>it might help knock back some of these algae blooms. No, no,

0:24:22.760 --> 0:24:26.119
<v Speaker 1>I get it. And it is really interesting because we

0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:28.080
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of us have heard about these blooms

0:24:28.119 --> 0:24:30.239
<v Speaker 1>over the last few years, and a lot of it's

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<v Speaker 1>associated with Florida. Like you hear about it in Florida

0:24:32.640 --> 0:24:34.920
<v Speaker 1>so much, but it is happening in other places. In fact,

0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:38.600
<v Speaker 1>just last summer, um to local lakes that I've been

0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:40.919
<v Speaker 1>fishing since I was a kid, had some sort of

0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:43.520
<v Speaker 1>bloom that that all of a sudden calls signage all around.

0:24:43.520 --> 0:24:46.120
<v Speaker 1>It was like, don't swim in here, don't fish in here,

0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:50.399
<v Speaker 1>don't eat anything in here. This is really bad. That

0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:53.399
<v Speaker 1>has never happened here in my entire life. So I

0:24:53.480 --> 0:24:57.000
<v Speaker 1>do I do think this is important science now because

0:24:57.680 --> 0:25:01.000
<v Speaker 1>this is happening more in places at it didn't before,

0:25:01.640 --> 0:25:03.600
<v Speaker 1>and it's it's it's all over the country, and it's

0:25:03.640 --> 0:25:06.240
<v Speaker 1>all over the world. It's not just in those estuaries

0:25:06.240 --> 0:25:08.040
<v Speaker 1>that like we hear about it a lot in Florida

0:25:08.080 --> 0:25:10.760
<v Speaker 1>and Louisiana and some places like that. But it's also

0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:13.719
<v Speaker 1>like you're saying, happened in freshwater lakes. More nutrients are

0:25:13.720 --> 0:25:16.959
<v Speaker 1>coming into those lakes. It's the same, the same situation.

0:25:17.480 --> 0:25:20.520
<v Speaker 1>You get big algae blooms, particularly blue green algae, which

0:25:20.520 --> 0:25:24.080
<v Speaker 1>produces those cyanobacteria neurotoxins, and then you can't swim there,

0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:27.840
<v Speaker 1>you can't eat the fish. It's bad for everything. So

0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:30.200
<v Speaker 1>the short version is that we can use we can

0:25:30.280 --> 0:25:34.080
<v Speaker 1>use pike and walleyes and predators as a tool to

0:25:34.280 --> 0:25:38.160
<v Speaker 1>fight the algae. Right, Yes, that's the gist. So I'm gonna,

0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna, I'm gonna use that to jump over it

0:25:40.080 --> 0:25:43.600
<v Speaker 1>to to my story, um, where high powered rifles are

0:25:43.720 --> 0:25:49.520
<v Speaker 1>used to fight something else. Yes, this is fantastic. This

0:25:49.600 --> 0:25:51.280
<v Speaker 1>is the one that I thought you were going to grab.

0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:54.480
<v Speaker 1>And uh so I was actually first alerted to this

0:25:54.600 --> 0:25:57.560
<v Speaker 1>story by listener Mike Gillen, and I thought at the

0:25:57.600 --> 0:25:59.359
<v Speaker 1>time it was just sort of a weird one off,

0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:03.000
<v Speaker 1>like something dredged up from somewhere, you know. Um, And

0:26:03.280 --> 0:26:05.639
<v Speaker 1>within a very short time this was blowing up on

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:08.760
<v Speaker 1>several news outlets. But I will start with the version

0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:11.600
<v Speaker 1>that Mike sent, which was on Task and Purpose dot

0:26:11.640 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 1>com headline, we salute the badass coast these who opened

0:26:16.040 --> 0:26:19.439
<v Speaker 1>fire on a freaking shark that crashed his crew's swim

0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:24.680
<v Speaker 1>call headline of the century right there. It's a really

0:26:24.680 --> 0:26:28.440
<v Speaker 1>good headline, right Okay. So, um, this happened essentially in

0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:30.720
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the Pacific Ocean is and one quote

0:26:30.760 --> 0:26:33.000
<v Speaker 1>in one of the stories puts it a zillion miles

0:26:33.160 --> 0:26:36.600
<v Speaker 1>from land and um the story says, as a way

0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:41.439
<v Speaker 1>to but right zillion, you know it's whatever, as a

0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:44.320
<v Speaker 1>way to break up the daily monotony of life at sea.

0:26:44.440 --> 0:26:46.439
<v Speaker 1>The crew of the U. S. Coast Guard cutter Kimball

0:26:46.480 --> 0:26:50.080
<v Speaker 1>was recently rewarded with a swim call, meaning everyone kicks

0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:54.160
<v Speaker 1>off their flippy floppy's parenthesies or combat boots and leaps

0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:57.200
<v Speaker 1>into the wide open ocean. However, they had an unexpected

0:26:57.240 --> 0:27:01.680
<v Speaker 1>and entirely unwanted guest, an eight foot echo shark. Now,

0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:04.199
<v Speaker 1>other reports have it as either a mako or a

0:27:04.200 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>pelagic thresher, but to my eye looking at the photos,

0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 1>that head is way too pointing to be a thresher.

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:12.879
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going I'm going with mako. So the crew

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:14.960
<v Speaker 1>of the Kimball is swimming, and I need to add

0:27:15.000 --> 0:27:19.960
<v Speaker 1>they also had an inflatable unicorn, which is great. Cheers guys,

0:27:20.040 --> 0:27:23.000
<v Speaker 1>You guys are so awesome in American badasses out there.

0:27:23.920 --> 0:27:26.560
<v Speaker 1>When someone on the bridge of the cutter said shark

0:27:26.800 --> 0:27:31.320
<v Speaker 1>over the radio, and UH Maritime Enforcement Specialist first Class

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Samuel Cintron was the dude on the flight deck tasked

0:27:34.960 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 1>with shark overwatch during this swim and when the mako

0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:44.080
<v Speaker 1>appeared near the ship's rescue door, Cintron got locked on target.

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 1>So this Task and Purpose article quote it also quotes

0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:50.399
<v Speaker 1>the Facebook post from crew members on the boat, and

0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:53.680
<v Speaker 1>my favorite line is our animal lover chief who wants

0:27:53.720 --> 0:28:01.320
<v Speaker 1>to save every animal she finds, yelled shoot ite. As

0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 1>the mako moved towards the swimmers still in the water,

0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Cintron fired off a quote well aimed burst right over

0:28:07.520 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 1>top of the shark. And he says the shark would

0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:12.480
<v Speaker 1>wave off with each burst because they were multiple bursts,

0:28:12.480 --> 0:28:17.320
<v Speaker 1>but kept coming back towards the shipmates. And um, you know,

0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:21.320
<v Speaker 1>several of these stories, including the Task and Purpose story,

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 1>made a point of pointing out that the shark was

0:28:23.160 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 1>not injured. Okay. And there's a quote in there from

0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:27.600
<v Speaker 1>a crew member that says, our goal was to keep

0:28:27.600 --> 0:28:31.840
<v Speaker 1>it away from ship mates mates, not harm it if possible. Um,

0:28:31.960 --> 0:28:34.600
<v Speaker 1>But like I said, he did shoot at it more

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:36.600
<v Speaker 1>than once, and everyone got out of the water safely.

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:40.080
<v Speaker 1>There was no injury. Even the inflatable unicorn lived to

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:43.800
<v Speaker 1>tell the tale. But here's the thing, all right, I

0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:46.680
<v Speaker 1>watched the video of this because there is very good,

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:50.000
<v Speaker 1>very clear video, Okay, from the flight deck. And I

0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 1>gotta say, if Cintron was purposely trying to just scare

0:28:53.400 --> 0:28:56.880
<v Speaker 1>the shark away, he might be the greatest marksman ever,

0:28:57.120 --> 0:29:00.840
<v Speaker 1>because to my eye, he wasn't shooting near the shark

0:29:02.000 --> 0:29:05.520
<v Speaker 1>or next to the shark like. It looks like he

0:29:05.600 --> 0:29:09.360
<v Speaker 1>was going for center mass man like. And and this shark,

0:29:09.400 --> 0:29:11.360
<v Speaker 1>you gotta remember, it's right into the surface. You can

0:29:11.440 --> 0:29:14.320
<v Speaker 1>you can see it very clearly, and you also clearly

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 1>see it doesn't go belly up and there was no blood.

0:29:17.320 --> 0:29:20.040
<v Speaker 1>But if you watch how he placed those bursts, I

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:22.560
<v Speaker 1>do not understand how that was not a dead shark.

0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 1>They both looked dead onto me. And uh, you know,

0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:29.360
<v Speaker 1>to be clear, right, I'm all about shark conservation. I've

0:29:29.400 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 1>done some shark fish and it's been a long time,

0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:33.720
<v Speaker 1>but they've been hit hard, and I believe we should

0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:36.680
<v Speaker 1>leave the sharks alone. And many rules have changed. I mean,

0:29:36.680 --> 0:29:38.520
<v Speaker 1>even out here on the East Coast, you can still

0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 1>kill a mako, but it's got to be pretty big.

0:29:40.400 --> 0:29:43.000
<v Speaker 1>They've changed the rules. They've made it harder. But anyway,

0:29:43.040 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 1>this crew, per the story, had been trapped on the

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:47.720
<v Speaker 1>cutter for four weeks straight, and God bless him, again,

0:29:47.760 --> 0:29:50.320
<v Speaker 1>you guys are badasses, and this swim was the first

0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>time they got off of this boat in four weeks,

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:57.480
<v Speaker 1>So would it have been so terrible given that the

0:29:57.480 --> 0:29:59.479
<v Speaker 1>shark was posing the threat to end this story with?

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:02.400
<v Speaker 1>And then the crew feasted on delicious grilled mako and

0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 1>enjoyed Mako sandwiches for the next three days. You know,

0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:08.440
<v Speaker 1>instead of the standard chef ward he Ravioli's or whatever

0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:10.880
<v Speaker 1>you eat for a month on a Coastguard cutter, Like,

0:30:10.880 --> 0:30:12.400
<v Speaker 1>come on, we give him one. We could have given

0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:14.960
<v Speaker 1>our boys one shark would have been I would have

0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:17.920
<v Speaker 1>been fine with that end. Yeah, that would that would

0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:19.720
<v Speaker 1>not have made me sad, And I'm with you. I'm

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:22.880
<v Speaker 1>pro pro sharks as as I think I talked about

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:26.840
<v Speaker 1>in the last episode, like sharks generally don't want to

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:29.000
<v Speaker 1>attack us. We don't need to attack the sharks. But

0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:33.400
<v Speaker 1>in a situation like this, you know, sharks sharks out

0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:36.720
<v Speaker 1>a line. Yeah, he was an hornery shark. He kept

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:41.320
<v Speaker 1>coming I mean the video he keeps coming back. Um, Like, dude,

0:30:41.360 --> 0:30:44.160
<v Speaker 1>if if if he was shooting in such a way

0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:46.400
<v Speaker 1>that like he knew he was going to get that close.

0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:52.200
<v Speaker 1>But miss he's the man, right, I mean, let's just

0:30:52.240 --> 0:30:54.959
<v Speaker 1>call it that. He's the man and and you know,

0:30:55.040 --> 0:30:57.560
<v Speaker 1>a much better trained marksman than either of us, and

0:30:57.760 --> 0:31:00.680
<v Speaker 1>my hat goes off to him. Yeah. Uh, you know,

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:02.920
<v Speaker 1>and I think this was pretty justified me. It It was

0:31:02.960 --> 0:31:05.400
<v Speaker 1>an absolute safety issue with a lot of people in

0:31:05.400 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 1>the water in the open ocean. Um. But like you know,

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 1>there's some offshore dudes in Louisiana, Texas do this stuff

0:31:11.200 --> 0:31:13.920
<v Speaker 1>every other Sunday, you know what I mean. Yeah, And

0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:16.120
<v Speaker 1>I can't I can't actually support that, but this, I

0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:20.120
<v Speaker 1>think this would be a case of justified shark aside. Um,

0:31:20.160 --> 0:31:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna transition us to a much smaller

0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:27.560
<v Speaker 1>predator and one that didn't win the battle. Uh. And

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 1>I gotta say, this is very different from the stuff

0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:32.520
<v Speaker 1>I've been reporting on recently. But this is just a

0:31:32.600 --> 0:31:36.360
<v Speaker 1>cool story and it comes from your side of the country. Joe,

0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:41.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you remember the somewhat awkwardly named tropical storm

0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 1>you say us, Oh, dude, the I literally came over

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:51.719
<v Speaker 1>my home. Yeah, we know each other. Well, yeah, yeah.

0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:53.200
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people out here, by the way, are

0:31:53.240 --> 0:31:59.840
<v Speaker 1>calling it Hurricane easy Es. That is fantastic. That was

0:31:59.840 --> 0:32:02.080
<v Speaker 1>not mentioned in the coverage, and I know, I know,

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:03.840
<v Speaker 1>it knocked out a lot of power in a lot

0:32:03.880 --> 0:32:07.360
<v Speaker 1>of communities like over by you um. And one of

0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:11.720
<v Speaker 1>those communities that lost power was Barkhamstead, Connecticut. And that's

0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:16.160
<v Speaker 1>where our stories protagonist, Leslie Slater, just happens to live.

0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 1>So Leslie and her family were having a tough day.

0:32:19.320 --> 0:32:22.720
<v Speaker 1>It was brutally hot. The power was out, so there's

0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:25.800
<v Speaker 1>no air conditioning. There's still a global pandemic going on,

0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:27.400
<v Speaker 1>so they have a lot of options on what they

0:32:27.440 --> 0:32:31.040
<v Speaker 1>could do. But Leslie and her family, they did not

0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:36.200
<v Speaker 1>wallow in their misfortune. Uh No, they did what all

0:32:36.240 --> 0:32:38.560
<v Speaker 1>of us should do in a situation like that. Leslie,

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 1>her husband and kids packed up their kayaks and fishing

0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 1>gear and they headed out to the local river. All right,

0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:47.720
<v Speaker 1>So Leslie's her kayak, she's got her kids, she's got

0:32:47.720 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 1>her husband, she's got her light spinning rod, and she's

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:54.560
<v Speaker 1>just fishing and floating and relaxing and making the best

0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:58.120
<v Speaker 1>of a tough situation. Now, according to the story she

0:32:58.240 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 1>told the Department of Energy and environ Mental Protection, she

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:04.920
<v Speaker 1>was quote jigging a rooster tail for trout, which I

0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:08.120
<v Speaker 1>don't know that I've ever jigged tail, but I'm gonna

0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 1>let that one go. When when she got bit and

0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:14.520
<v Speaker 1>no surprise, it didn't turn out to be some dinky,

0:33:14.520 --> 0:33:18.560
<v Speaker 1>little finless Toby Stock tank rainbow. After a very long

0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:23.240
<v Speaker 1>and apparently very exciting fight, Leslie brought in a forty

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:29.000
<v Speaker 1>six in twenty nine pound pike. You know what I

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:33.080
<v Speaker 1>did see that I did not? Yes, yes, months and fish.

0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:36.160
<v Speaker 1>You guys, this thing is a beast like it really is.

0:33:36.280 --> 0:33:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Do a little googling and you can find it for yourselves.

0:33:39.640 --> 0:33:43.040
<v Speaker 1>And somehow Leslie managed to bring this thing in on

0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:46.760
<v Speaker 1>like spinning tackle without breaking the rod, without breaking the line,

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:50.120
<v Speaker 1>and then she wrestled it into this teeny little like

0:33:50.240 --> 0:33:53.280
<v Speaker 1>tippy kayak. This wasn't a fishing kayak at all. This

0:33:53.320 --> 0:33:55.520
<v Speaker 1>is not This is just like a regular kayak that

0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 1>she didn't even have a skirt on. She wrestled this

0:33:57.520 --> 0:34:01.320
<v Speaker 1>thing into the kayak without capsizing. Somehow she didn't get

0:34:01.360 --> 0:34:04.320
<v Speaker 1>any of her digits bitten off, which I also don't understand.

0:34:05.040 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Then the whole family paddles overshore takes pictures with the fish,

0:34:07.680 --> 0:34:10.200
<v Speaker 1>which they exactly should have done. I mean, things amazing.

0:34:11.160 --> 0:34:14.160
<v Speaker 1>They tried to release it, but between the long fight

0:34:14.239 --> 0:34:16.719
<v Speaker 1>on the light tackle and the warm water, I mean,

0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:20.120
<v Speaker 1>that fish was just done. So their next mission was

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:23.040
<v Speaker 1>to try and get it weighed at a certified scale

0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 1>and see if it was a state record. But you

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 1>know that that also proved to be quite the challenge

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:31.760
<v Speaker 1>because again you're in the middle of a total power

0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:35.960
<v Speaker 1>outage everywhere and and and all the COVID shutdowns. So

0:34:36.080 --> 0:34:37.960
<v Speaker 1>the first place they took it to was a local

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:41.879
<v Speaker 1>Delhi as she like carries this giant fish in and

0:34:42.000 --> 0:34:45.360
<v Speaker 1>sets it on the local deli counter. But the fish

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:48.360
<v Speaker 1>is too big for the scale. The ham scale, like

0:34:48.440 --> 0:34:51.279
<v Speaker 1>the lunch meat scale, can't possibly be certain. Mean, look,

0:34:51.719 --> 0:34:53.480
<v Speaker 1>you know what, in a in a tough situation, I

0:34:53.480 --> 0:34:58.440
<v Speaker 1>give him credit for that move, right, but like that scale,

0:34:58.960 --> 0:35:03.880
<v Speaker 1>but I mean least the exactly and and this is

0:35:03.920 --> 0:35:06.759
<v Speaker 1>my favorite image. They like slap it down to the

0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Delhi County. They put on the scale, and you know,

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:10.719
<v Speaker 1>the head and the tail just fall down onto the counter. Right,

0:35:10.760 --> 0:35:14.320
<v Speaker 1>So that's not gonna work, and later described the reactions

0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 1>from other Delhi customers as quote priceless and I can

0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:20.839
<v Speaker 1>only imagine like you're standing a line to get your

0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:24.040
<v Speaker 1>lunch meat and there's this giants a pike hanging off

0:35:24.040 --> 0:35:27.239
<v Speaker 1>either end of the scale. So anyway, finally they did

0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:29.600
<v Speaker 1>get the fish to a certified scale at the local

0:35:29.640 --> 0:35:35.160
<v Speaker 1>county store and it officially tied the state record pike.

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 1>And I gotta say, man, I love everything about this story.

0:35:39.360 --> 0:35:43.879
<v Speaker 1>It's just like a positive attitude pays dividends. And we've

0:35:43.920 --> 0:35:47.640
<v Speaker 1>said this before. If you're having a terrible day, just

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:53.040
<v Speaker 1>take it from Leslie, go fishing better. It's just gonna say, man,

0:35:53.120 --> 0:35:56.160
<v Speaker 1>I have lived through. I got spared by easy s.

0:35:56.280 --> 0:35:59.000
<v Speaker 1>I didn't lose my power, but I've been there for

0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:00.960
<v Speaker 1>five days and no power or and like on day

0:36:01.000 --> 0:36:03.919
<v Speaker 1>four it's like, Okay, the family is somewhere else and

0:36:03.960 --> 0:36:07.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just manning this, you know, shut down home, you

0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:10.719
<v Speaker 1>go fishing. So she's right on the money, and um man,

0:36:10.800 --> 0:36:13.719
<v Speaker 1>this this news post, however, might and my follow up

0:36:14.160 --> 0:36:17.640
<v Speaker 1>might upset our friends in Connecticut because as a man

0:36:17.680 --> 0:36:20.200
<v Speaker 1>who loves pike I am. I am a pike junkie.

0:36:20.480 --> 0:36:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I am long overdue for some pike missions in Connecticut.

0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:26.879
<v Speaker 1>And there is some seriously good pike water in that

0:36:26.920 --> 0:36:30.439
<v Speaker 1>tiny state, clearly, and and now the world knows where

0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:33.359
<v Speaker 1>one of them is so well. I mean, I think

0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:36.400
<v Speaker 1>it's probably gonna end up either in in her family's

0:36:36.400 --> 0:36:39.520
<v Speaker 1>belly or on her wall. But uh yeah, I mean

0:36:39.560 --> 0:36:41.560
<v Speaker 1>that was you guys. That was a huge pike, twenty

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:43.719
<v Speaker 1>nine pound pike. That thing's a monster. That must have

0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:45.880
<v Speaker 1>been a lot of fun. Good on you, Leslie. Yeah,

0:36:45.920 --> 0:36:51.680
<v Speaker 1>that's that's like Saskatchewan numbers, right, I mean, that's that's incredible. Um. Okay,

0:36:51.719 --> 0:36:54.800
<v Speaker 1>so we'll go from We'll go from big predators okay

0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:58.840
<v Speaker 1>to teeny tiny worms. How does that sound like it?

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 1>This story comes to us from the environmental section of

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Buffalo Rising dot com, based out of Buffalo, New York,

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:08.360
<v Speaker 1>and it reads as if we didn't have enough to

0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:12.040
<v Speaker 1>worry about, now we've got jumping earthworms on our hands. Yep,

0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 1>you heard it right. A new invasive species has reared

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:19.040
<v Speaker 1>its eyelis and squirming head in these parts, causing another

0:37:19.440 --> 0:37:23.160
<v Speaker 1>concerning echo stir and similar to the actions of Asian

0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:26.960
<v Speaker 1>carp another invasive species that is on our doorstep. When

0:37:26.960 --> 0:37:30.800
<v Speaker 1>these suckers are disturbed, they thrash about, hence they're jumping moniker.

0:37:31.280 --> 0:37:34.600
<v Speaker 1>It is also significant to note that these unwelcome critters

0:37:34.680 --> 0:37:39.239
<v Speaker 1>are also slightly iridescent and leave behind granular castings that

0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:44.399
<v Speaker 1>resemble ground beef, according to earthworm scientists Nick Henshew Right now,

0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:49.239
<v Speaker 1>so apparently these more aggressive jumping earthworms are cropping up

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:51.920
<v Speaker 1>in significant numbers in western New York and the article

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:54.239
<v Speaker 1>says that they've actually been down in the south for

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:56.640
<v Speaker 1>a number of years now and have really only been

0:37:56.680 --> 0:37:59.799
<v Speaker 1>noticed widely in places like New England in the past

0:38:00.000 --> 0:38:03.520
<v Speaker 1>fifteen to twenty years. UM. And it says it is

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<v Speaker 1>thought that the earthworms arrived in a shipment of mulch,

0:38:06.960 --> 0:38:10.719
<v Speaker 1>similar to how invasive species arrive in the hands of humans.

0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:14.120
<v Speaker 1>The kicker here is that these destructive worms live close

0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:17.240
<v Speaker 1>to the earth's surface, where they can scavenge for fallen leaves,

0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:20.480
<v Speaker 1>and typically these leaves are left to decompose and then

0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:23.920
<v Speaker 1>get recycled back into the soil, thus providing the trees

0:38:24.160 --> 0:38:26.880
<v Speaker 1>with the nutrients that they need to thrive. Um. And

0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:28.480
<v Speaker 1>then we're gonna get to the fishy part, because it

0:38:28.520 --> 0:38:31.080
<v Speaker 1>does connect to fishing directly. It goes on to say

0:38:31.120 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 1>the ability of these worms to reduce the leaf litter,

0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:36.399
<v Speaker 1>to mix up soil horizons, and to add a whole

0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:40.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of bacteria to the soil is very disruptive to plants,

0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:42.920
<v Speaker 1>to animals, and to organisms that live in that soil.

0:38:43.719 --> 0:38:46.799
<v Speaker 1>And the fear right is that the jumping earthworm could

0:38:46.800 --> 0:38:52.200
<v Speaker 1>actually displace the beneficial regular old earthworm that already exists

0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:54.399
<v Speaker 1>in an area. Um. But this is where it gets

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:57.920
<v Speaker 1>really funky. Right, According to the story, regular old earthworms,

0:38:57.920 --> 0:39:00.759
<v Speaker 1>which I did not know, are technically not native to

0:39:00.800 --> 0:39:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Western New York either. Earthworm scientist this Nick Henshu dude

0:39:05.160 --> 0:39:10.560
<v Speaker 1>who's like the worm you know, savant right, says it's

0:39:10.719 --> 0:39:16.839
<v Speaker 1>light right, worm guy, I got worms. He says it's

0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:21.320
<v Speaker 1>likely that the glaciers moved earthworms well south of the area.

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:23.360
<v Speaker 1>In other words, they were there, and then when the

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:27.840
<v Speaker 1>glaciers came through, the glaciers should have pushed them well

0:39:27.880 --> 0:39:30.200
<v Speaker 1>out of Western New York. And the reason that they

0:39:30.239 --> 0:39:32.960
<v Speaker 1>exist in Western New York and other northern areas is

0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:37.800
<v Speaker 1>that boats bait potted plant soil being moved easily transports

0:39:37.960 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 1>teeny tiny earthworm egg cases. And hence you says, people

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:45.319
<v Speaker 1>go to these pristine areas on fishing trips, and we

0:39:45.440 --> 0:39:48.479
<v Speaker 1>see this as an invasion front. They dumped their bait

0:39:48.600 --> 0:39:51.640
<v Speaker 1>overboard because they think it will kill the earthworms or

0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:53.839
<v Speaker 1>the fish will have a good meal. And what they

0:39:53.880 --> 0:39:57.200
<v Speaker 1>don't realize, and I didn't know this, is that earthworms

0:39:57.239 --> 0:40:01.400
<v Speaker 1>can live quite happily underwater for about three weeks or

0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:06.759
<v Speaker 1>more if the water is oxygen eated enough. Really, I

0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:10.880
<v Speaker 1>didn't I did not know that three weeks. Yeah, so

0:40:10.920 --> 0:40:12.359
<v Speaker 1>at the end of the day, you know, you take

0:40:12.400 --> 0:40:15.279
<v Speaker 1>your container and nightcrawlers and just go off and dump them.

0:40:15.760 --> 0:40:17.480
<v Speaker 1>You think, well, they're gonna drown, right, Like, I know

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 1>they live in the dirt, but there's like a little

0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:22.480
<v Speaker 1>air channels and stuff. I thought in the in the dirt,

0:40:23.440 --> 0:40:26.160
<v Speaker 1>like they have to have air. But no, according to

0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:31.720
<v Speaker 1>the worm guy, three weeks or more underwater. Okay, lots

0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:34.759
<v Speaker 1>of layers to this first that that last pieces fascinating

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:37.600
<v Speaker 1>and will forever change the way I think about disposing

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:40.279
<v Speaker 1>a worm bait. But what about the new worms? Like

0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:44.759
<v Speaker 1>they sound like they might be dynamite bait. So there's

0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:46.600
<v Speaker 1>a there was a little video embedded in this, and

0:40:47.600 --> 0:40:50.120
<v Speaker 1>if you didn't know what you're looking at, you really

0:40:50.120 --> 0:40:53.239
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't know. It wasn't your your straight up nightcrawler. They

0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:55.960
<v Speaker 1>have like a little bit more milkiness like some milky bands.

0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I guess that's the iridescence they're talking about. But I mean,

0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:01.560
<v Speaker 1>you know they have the big worm in someone's hand

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:04.080
<v Speaker 1>close up, and it is it's wriggland and and and

0:41:04.120 --> 0:41:06.600
<v Speaker 1>twitching all over the place. But I mean, in the

0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:10.399
<v Speaker 1>right circumstances, I've pulled regular nightcrawlers out of the dirt

0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:12.279
<v Speaker 1>in my yard and they do that too, so it's

0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:16.120
<v Speaker 1>not super noticeable side by side. However, the end of

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:19.440
<v Speaker 1>this article, it does say, although these pests have now

0:41:19.480 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 1>made their way into western New York, it's important that

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 1>we do our part to slow the spread. God that

0:41:23.600 --> 0:41:27.240
<v Speaker 1>sounds familiar of the worms by practicing the following don't

0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:31.160
<v Speaker 1>use jumping worms as bait, be vigilant when taking part

0:41:31.239 --> 0:41:36.240
<v Speaker 1>in plant swaps, obtain clean mulch, and compost from reliable sources.

0:41:37.040 --> 0:41:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Al Right, well, it doesn't sound like feeding him to

0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:41.640
<v Speaker 1>fish is going to be the solution to this problem.

0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, chances are, if if there's as many as

0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:46.040
<v Speaker 1>people are saying, people are feeding in the fish all

0:41:46.040 --> 0:41:48.080
<v Speaker 1>the time. If you're digging your own worms, I swear

0:41:48.160 --> 0:41:50.239
<v Speaker 1>man like, if you if you didn't hear this like,

0:41:50.360 --> 0:41:54.040
<v Speaker 1>chances are you wouldn't even be paying enough attention. UM,

0:41:54.120 --> 0:41:55.960
<v Speaker 1>but I do think it just it brings up sort

0:41:55.960 --> 0:42:00.400
<v Speaker 1>of a more interesting point in um bait transport overall.

0:42:00.560 --> 0:42:02.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, like a lot of people just go catch

0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:04.759
<v Speaker 1>crayfish in this creek and go fishing in this river.

0:42:05.320 --> 0:42:08.080
<v Speaker 1>You know, things like that. There are laws state by

0:42:08.120 --> 0:42:10.759
<v Speaker 1>state that you really need to check before you do

0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:13.000
<v Speaker 1>anything like that. You think it would be so benign

0:42:13.080 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 1>to you know, even with shiners, there's there's so many

0:42:16.080 --> 0:42:19.319
<v Speaker 1>lakes that say do not dump your unused bait, and

0:42:19.320 --> 0:42:20.839
<v Speaker 1>this sort of ties back to that. I just think

0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:22.160
<v Speaker 1>it's one of those things that a lot of people

0:42:22.160 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 1>don't think about. And what the effects of dumping a

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:27.680
<v Speaker 1>few shiners are bringing a few crayfish from here to there,

0:42:27.960 --> 0:42:31.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, can do you no huge problem. Bucket biology

0:42:31.719 --> 0:42:34.000
<v Speaker 1>extends beyond just the fishing live well, and that's I

0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:37.120
<v Speaker 1>think that's a really good thing for people to remember. Alright,

0:42:37.200 --> 0:42:39.680
<v Speaker 1>So Phil, you have a lot to digest. You've got

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:47.000
<v Speaker 1>gunning down sharks, algae, jumping worms, do record pike the

0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:50.040
<v Speaker 1>record pike, Phil, I don't know how you're gonna pick,

0:42:50.080 --> 0:42:51.520
<v Speaker 1>but I know you're gonna pick the shooting of a

0:42:51.600 --> 0:42:55.560
<v Speaker 1>shark anyway, So we're gonna find out who won. And then,

0:42:55.960 --> 0:43:00.560
<v Speaker 1>right after Phil has declared a victor, if you are

0:43:00.560 --> 0:43:03.239
<v Speaker 1>not already full on jumping earthworms, we're gonna kick it

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:07.239
<v Speaker 1>over to our own. Jannis patelis for this week's Yanni's Desk,

0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:09.400
<v Speaker 1>and he's gonna tell you why cash darn it, you

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:14.600
<v Speaker 1>should be eating some small mouth bass. Here ye, here ye,

0:43:14.680 --> 0:43:17.719
<v Speaker 1>all rise for the honorable judge filled the engineer who

0:43:17.760 --> 0:43:19.440
<v Speaker 1>can count the number of fish he has caught in

0:43:19.520 --> 0:43:22.959
<v Speaker 1>his lifetime. On one hand, Myles Nulte came in hot

0:43:23.000 --> 0:43:26.279
<v Speaker 1>this week, spending the gamut from the scientific to the sensational.

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:31.000
<v Speaker 1>But the allure of guns, sharks, jumping worms, it was

0:43:31.040 --> 0:43:33.120
<v Speaker 1>all too much for me to deny him. Therefore, I

0:43:33.280 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 1>declare Joe Surmeli the winner of Week one. Thank you too.

0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:40.479
<v Speaker 1>Whoever will be keeping track of this on the Bend

0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:48.320
<v Speaker 1>wiki page, please find something better to do with your life,

0:43:49.400 --> 0:43:53.640
<v Speaker 1>all right, Welcome back to Yannie's Desk today. Small mouth

0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 1>is on the menu. That's right, you heard it on

0:43:57.640 --> 0:44:01.440
<v Speaker 1>the menu, because it is good to eat. I don't

0:44:01.440 --> 0:44:04.320
<v Speaker 1>care who you are, how many small mouths you've caught,

0:44:04.760 --> 0:44:07.000
<v Speaker 1>what body of water you're catching them out of If

0:44:07.080 --> 0:44:10.520
<v Speaker 1>you think otherwise, you are simply a bad cook, or

0:44:10.560 --> 0:44:13.080
<v Speaker 1>whoever is cooking the fish for you doesn't know what

0:44:13.120 --> 0:44:15.920
<v Speaker 1>they're doing. I would put it right up there with

0:44:16.000 --> 0:44:21.120
<v Speaker 1>a red fish. Very similar actually in flesh, the texture

0:44:21.280 --> 0:44:24.319
<v Speaker 1>and the density, very similar to a red fish. The

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:26.600
<v Speaker 1>flavor might be a little bit different, definitely a little

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:31.520
<v Speaker 1>bit more freshy water tasting, but awesome. I recently caught

0:44:31.560 --> 0:44:34.360
<v Speaker 1>a couple decided to grill them up. You can definitely

0:44:34.400 --> 0:44:36.120
<v Speaker 1>fry them. You can fry any fish and make it

0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:38.720
<v Speaker 1>taste good, but it tastes like corn meal and oil

0:44:38.880 --> 0:44:41.120
<v Speaker 1>and whatever seasonings you put on there. If you want

0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:43.359
<v Speaker 1>to taste what a fish really taste like, it's good

0:44:43.400 --> 0:44:46.000
<v Speaker 1>to keep it simple, throw it on the grill. And now,

0:44:46.160 --> 0:44:49.239
<v Speaker 1>my buddy Ryan Callahan told me about this method of

0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:52.880
<v Speaker 1>preparation for Smalley's, so we decided to try it and

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:56.359
<v Speaker 1>it worked out slick. I simply filate them and I

0:44:56.440 --> 0:44:59.800
<v Speaker 1>did not scale them. Steve has talked about this before,

0:45:00.120 --> 0:45:02.800
<v Speaker 1>and I noticed this. I really dolled up my knife

0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:06.080
<v Speaker 1>fileting these fish and working through those scales, so we

0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:10.800
<v Speaker 1>had some good sized one sees. Some people will scale

0:45:11.000 --> 0:45:14.239
<v Speaker 1>fish just for that reason, so that their knife will

0:45:14.280 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 1>work better when they're fileting the fish. Then. But I

0:45:17.200 --> 0:45:20.279
<v Speaker 1>just filate them, left the scales on, and then we

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:21.960
<v Speaker 1>did them a couple of different ways as far as

0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:24.440
<v Speaker 1>seasonings go. We had olive oil and salt and pepper

0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:29.960
<v Speaker 1>on a couple. We had olive oil and Cajun seasoning

0:45:30.080 --> 0:45:33.560
<v Speaker 1>spices on a couple. And I also, this is a

0:45:33.600 --> 0:45:36.640
<v Speaker 1>trick I learned from our friend Jesse Griffiths down in

0:45:36.719 --> 0:45:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Texas is we caramelized a whole bunch of onions and

0:45:40.120 --> 0:45:42.360
<v Speaker 1>it took those caramelized onions and put them right on

0:45:42.440 --> 0:45:45.319
<v Speaker 1>top of the raw filet. And then we took all

0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:47.479
<v Speaker 1>those filets and just sent them on a hot grill,

0:45:47.760 --> 0:45:50.120
<v Speaker 1>put the lid on. It definitely didn't take more than

0:45:50.120 --> 0:45:54.000
<v Speaker 1>ten minutes, and those filets were cooked. Didn't cook them

0:45:54.000 --> 0:45:55.880
<v Speaker 1>too long. I don't want to dry them out, but

0:45:55.920 --> 0:45:57.400
<v Speaker 1>they were ready to roll. Let me tell you, they

0:45:57.400 --> 0:46:00.759
<v Speaker 1>were delicious. Everybody thought they were delicious. You should go

0:46:00.800 --> 0:46:03.880
<v Speaker 1>try it out. You need to be careful though. Small mouth,

0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:07.600
<v Speaker 1>unlike their large mouth cousins, are slow to grow and

0:46:07.719 --> 0:46:11.480
<v Speaker 1>long lived. They often take five years just to reach

0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:14.760
<v Speaker 1>twelve inches, which is the legal harvest size in many states.

0:46:15.160 --> 0:46:17.919
<v Speaker 1>The oldest records small mouth lived to a right bold

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:21.400
<v Speaker 1>age of twenty six years. That is an old fish.

0:46:21.760 --> 0:46:23.400
<v Speaker 1>You kind of feel bad about killing them on that

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:25.239
<v Speaker 1>old but you're not gonna be able to know when

0:46:25.280 --> 0:46:28.719
<v Speaker 1>you catch them, so they don't spawn every year. Only

0:46:28.719 --> 0:46:32.560
<v Speaker 1>about the males make nests in a given year. Small

0:46:32.600 --> 0:46:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Mouth also produced far fewer eggs, and large mouth about

0:46:36.080 --> 0:46:39.840
<v Speaker 1>half as many per fish. Now, this all isn't to

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:43.160
<v Speaker 1>say that you shouldn't harvest and eat Smalley's, but just

0:46:43.239 --> 0:46:47.480
<v Speaker 1>be thoughtful about it. Only harvest from healthy stocks, avoid

0:46:47.520 --> 0:46:51.000
<v Speaker 1>harvesting the large females, and only keep what you need

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:53.520
<v Speaker 1>for a meal. It's not like a giant salmon run

0:46:53.640 --> 0:46:55.840
<v Speaker 1>where you're gonna, you know, fill your freezer for the

0:46:55.920 --> 0:46:59.640
<v Speaker 1>next year. But it's definitely worth eating fresh. I've never

0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:01.480
<v Speaker 1>frow and once. I can't tell you what it tastes

0:47:01.520 --> 0:47:03.879
<v Speaker 1>like after it's been frozen for a while. I'm sure

0:47:03.920 --> 0:47:06.319
<v Speaker 1>it's still good. But uh, I think just to keep

0:47:06.360 --> 0:47:09.400
<v Speaker 1>your local fishery or wherever you're at healthy, take what

0:47:09.480 --> 0:47:12.640
<v Speaker 1>you need for a meal, enjoy it, fry it up,

0:47:12.920 --> 0:47:15.239
<v Speaker 1>grill it, do whatever you want to do there you

0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:21.239
<v Speaker 1>go small, he's on the menu. Well, if that wasn't

0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:24.480
<v Speaker 1>controversial enough, here comes our boy Lance V in this

0:47:24.560 --> 0:47:27.359
<v Speaker 1>week's Trolling with Lance. Uh. He's gonna teach you how

0:47:27.400 --> 0:47:29.839
<v Speaker 1>to get on a pro staff, and some of what

0:47:29.920 --> 0:47:33.640
<v Speaker 1>he's going to explain will undoubtedly be hard from any

0:47:33.640 --> 0:47:37.000
<v Speaker 1>of you to hear, and I apologize, But sometimes the

0:47:37.000 --> 0:47:39.560
<v Speaker 1>only way to make it as a successful Internet angler

0:47:40.160 --> 0:47:46.239
<v Speaker 1>is through the school of hard knocks, the land to

0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:49.279
<v Speaker 1>the boats, to the lake to the sea, getting up

0:47:49.320 --> 0:47:56.600
<v Speaker 1>then on net. But the boy Lance, what up? Ask clowns.

0:47:56.760 --> 0:47:59.959
<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another installment of Trolling with Lance. I'm Lance

0:48:00.120 --> 0:48:03.200
<v Speaker 1>V and I just racked up more Instagram followers in

0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:05.880
<v Speaker 1>the time it took to introduce myself than you could

0:48:06.000 --> 0:48:10.160
<v Speaker 1>in ten years hashtag Triflin. But I'm not here to

0:48:10.160 --> 0:48:13.919
<v Speaker 1>be discouraging. That's what mirrors and selfies are for. I'm

0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:15.680
<v Speaker 1>here to keep it real and help you on the

0:48:15.719 --> 0:48:18.880
<v Speaker 1>path to Internet fishing greatness. I haven't read any of

0:48:18.920 --> 0:48:22.520
<v Speaker 1>my d m since like, but I know a ship

0:48:22.600 --> 0:48:25.880
<v Speaker 1>ton of them goes something like this, Your Lance, I

0:48:25.960 --> 0:48:29.200
<v Speaker 1>just hit two five followers on Instagram. How do I

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 1>get on a pro staff? Great question? After all, being

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:36.080
<v Speaker 1>a legit internet fisherman has nothing to do with enjoyment

0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:39.719
<v Speaker 1>of the sport. Sharing useful phishing info, or creating a

0:48:39.760 --> 0:48:44.440
<v Speaker 1>community is about free gear, mother or at least the

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:47.759
<v Speaker 1>appearance of free gear. It's about making people think your

0:48:47.800 --> 0:48:50.800
<v Speaker 1>ship is so tight that companies throw endorsement deals that

0:48:50.880 --> 0:48:53.840
<v Speaker 1>you like your dart board. Now, this is kind of

0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:56.800
<v Speaker 1>a complex topic because there are two kinds of pro staffs,

0:48:56.960 --> 0:49:00.279
<v Speaker 1>real ones and imaginary ones. When you see me drop

0:49:00.320 --> 0:49:04.360
<v Speaker 1>hashtag Gucci, hashtag Nitro, hashtag monster energy, hashtag hook, hashtag

0:49:04.360 --> 0:49:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Applebe's hashtag Netflix, hashtag benn against, hashtag thirteen fishing, hashtag

0:49:08.600 --> 0:49:11.919
<v Speaker 1>def jam, hashtag Spencer gifts, and hashtag Mega bass. It's

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:15.279
<v Speaker 1>mad real. It's so real that if I backed out

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:17.880
<v Speaker 1>of those deals, there's social media presence would drop harder

0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:23.320
<v Speaker 1>than a scrillics breakdown hashtag truth hurts, Oh my god.

0:49:27.680 --> 0:49:29.799
<v Speaker 1>In this segment, I'm gonna give you some tips for

0:49:29.800 --> 0:49:32.719
<v Speaker 1>getting on an imaginary pro staff, because let's face it,

0:49:32.880 --> 0:49:35.200
<v Speaker 1>you ain't getting on any real ones. That would be

0:49:35.200 --> 0:49:37.080
<v Speaker 1>like telling a blind kid he could drive like they

0:49:37.160 --> 0:49:40.240
<v Speaker 1>do in Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift if he works really,

0:49:40.560 --> 0:49:44.080
<v Speaker 1>really hard. I mean, I ain't fronted with false hopes

0:49:44.520 --> 0:49:47.760
<v Speaker 1>that just ain't right. So here are the four levels

0:49:47.800 --> 0:49:52.680
<v Speaker 1>of imaginary pro staff status hashtag dream big level. You know,

0:49:54.480 --> 0:49:58.640
<v Speaker 1>tag you're in. Choose anywhere from fifteen to forty seven

0:49:58.680 --> 0:50:01.640
<v Speaker 1>fishing gear brands you like. Actually using any of their

0:50:01.640 --> 0:50:04.880
<v Speaker 1>products is not required. Tag all of them, and every

0:50:04.880 --> 0:50:07.799
<v Speaker 1>single post you drop you're now on all of their

0:50:07.800 --> 0:50:10.920
<v Speaker 1>pro staffs. I mean, it's total bullshit, but you're the

0:50:10.920 --> 0:50:13.840
<v Speaker 1>only one that knows that, right dog, every other poser

0:50:13.880 --> 0:50:18.200
<v Speaker 1>will tremble with reverence and respect. It's simple psychology. Most

0:50:18.200 --> 0:50:20.719
<v Speaker 1>people naturally assume that if you tag a brand, you

0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:23.399
<v Speaker 1>were affiliated with it. If you aren't, why the hell

0:50:23.440 --> 0:50:25.920
<v Speaker 1>would you give the company free promotion? For no reason,

0:50:26.480 --> 0:50:30.960
<v Speaker 1>nobody would ever do that. Hash technologist power level two.

0:50:32.440 --> 0:50:34.919
<v Speaker 1>Stick them up. There's no way you get enough money

0:50:34.880 --> 0:50:36.839
<v Speaker 1>in that birthday card from your Graham Graham to buy

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:39.480
<v Speaker 1>that Shimano stella you've been tagging, but you do earn

0:50:39.600 --> 0:50:41.920
<v Speaker 1>enough in one shift at Chick fil A to purchase

0:50:41.960 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 1>copious amounts of Shimano stickers. Your sticker portfolio is more

0:50:45.640 --> 0:50:49.080
<v Speaker 1>important than your stock portfolio. For real, every time you

0:50:49.120 --> 0:50:51.320
<v Speaker 1>take a picture of one of your cheapass tackle trays.

0:50:51.400 --> 0:50:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Because you ain't catching ship, there needs to be a

0:50:53.440 --> 0:50:56.200
<v Speaker 1>different sticker on the lid. Nobody will ever assume you

0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:58.560
<v Speaker 1>paid your harder and money for a sticker er. Go.

0:50:59.160 --> 0:51:01.399
<v Speaker 1>When they see that jack All sticker on your home

0:51:01.440 --> 0:51:04.399
<v Speaker 1>depot bucket, they'll assume jack All hunted your grass down

0:51:04.520 --> 0:51:11.160
<v Speaker 1>to represent hashtag jacket level. Trace the friend zone. I

0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:12.920
<v Speaker 1>know you don't have many friends, but you know that

0:51:13.000 --> 0:51:15.719
<v Speaker 1>one guy with a hook up. Maybe your cousin gets

0:51:15.760 --> 0:51:18.560
<v Speaker 1>an employee discount of Walmart, or your uncle in Florida

0:51:18.640 --> 0:51:21.640
<v Speaker 1>knows someone who makes soft plastics and you get a

0:51:21.680 --> 0:51:24.600
<v Speaker 1>free bag for Christmas. It really doesn't matter. You just

0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:26.359
<v Speaker 1>have to be able to flaunt that you don't pay

0:51:26.360 --> 0:51:29.719
<v Speaker 1>full price for ship. More importantly, once you've establish a

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:32.279
<v Speaker 1>line to some level of discounts for freebees, you have

0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:34.839
<v Speaker 1>to tell your three friends you can hook them up,

0:51:35.160 --> 0:51:42.160
<v Speaker 1>but then never follow through. Hashtag suckers level areno quatrou big.

0:51:42.680 --> 0:51:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Let's assume you have an insignificant number of Insta followers,

0:51:45.520 --> 0:51:47.840
<v Speaker 1>like less than three hundred thousand. If you got the

0:51:47.880 --> 0:51:49.800
<v Speaker 1>time to send hundreds of d m s and emails,

0:51:49.800 --> 0:51:52.000
<v Speaker 1>eventually you get on the pro staff of some half

0:51:52.040 --> 0:51:55.080
<v Speaker 1>ass company. You might be saying, lance, isn't that like

0:51:55.120 --> 0:51:58.080
<v Speaker 1>being on a real pro staff. No, it's still imaginary.

0:51:58.200 --> 0:52:00.000
<v Speaker 1>You'll have to commit to buying a certain amount of

0:52:00.000 --> 0:52:04.880
<v Speaker 1>their ship off, rest assured giving you that fake discount

0:52:04.920 --> 0:52:07.600
<v Speaker 1>will not hurt their bottom line. You'll then spend the

0:52:07.640 --> 0:52:09.840
<v Speaker 1>rest of your life over tagging out of them and

0:52:09.920 --> 0:52:11.919
<v Speaker 1>smile ever your time you do it. By the time

0:52:11.920 --> 0:52:14.080
<v Speaker 1>you finally realize that they'll sign anyone with a pulse,

0:52:14.200 --> 0:52:16.440
<v Speaker 1>it's too late. You'll have to eat to keep fishing

0:52:16.440 --> 0:52:19.240
<v Speaker 1>with their garbage that you're actually paying for, or revert

0:52:19.320 --> 0:52:22.479
<v Speaker 1>back to complete loser status online because you're not on

0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:26.759
<v Speaker 1>a pro staff hashtag choose wisely. Remember if they don't

0:52:26.760 --> 0:52:28.640
<v Speaker 1>come to you and stroke a check while winding and

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:31.000
<v Speaker 1>dining you on a corporate card at the Sizzler, you're

0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:33.440
<v Speaker 1>not actually on the pro staff. But don't sweat it,

0:52:33.440 --> 0:52:37.239
<v Speaker 1>because for nine of Internet fisherman, being on an imaginary

0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:40.279
<v Speaker 1>pro staff is just as good, maybe even better. Real

0:52:40.280 --> 0:52:43.880
<v Speaker 1>pro staffs come with real responsibilities. Yo, you gotta produce

0:52:44.200 --> 0:52:47.080
<v Speaker 1>pressures on sun. You gotta catch fish, and I mean

0:52:47.160 --> 0:52:50.680
<v Speaker 1>somewhere other than the pond and your friends, gated golf course, neighborhood,

0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:55.359
<v Speaker 1>hashtag bow money, more problems. So that's it for this week.

0:52:55.480 --> 0:52:57.399
<v Speaker 1>I know Miles and Joe would love me to drop

0:52:57.480 --> 0:53:00.880
<v Speaker 1>hashtag bent all over my post, but meet Beater ain't

0:53:00.920 --> 0:53:04.080
<v Speaker 1>got that kind of scrilla. I'll catch you next time

0:53:04.320 --> 0:53:06.400
<v Speaker 1>if you're lucky and I'm not a full fledged member

0:53:06.440 --> 0:53:09.600
<v Speaker 1>of a Google squad by then hashtag John b is.

0:53:09.640 --> 0:53:16.960
<v Speaker 1>But Jesus, every time I hear Lence talk, every time

0:53:17.000 --> 0:53:20.200
<v Speaker 1>his mouth is moving, I just missed the days before

0:53:20.320 --> 0:53:23.520
<v Speaker 1>social media. Remember those days like when when being a

0:53:23.520 --> 0:53:27.520
<v Speaker 1>fishing celebrity just meant you had multiple pictures of yourself

0:53:27.800 --> 0:53:30.520
<v Speaker 1>tacked up on the brag board at the local tackle shop.

0:53:30.920 --> 0:53:32.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean bragboard is the thing in the past.

0:53:32.960 --> 0:53:34.360
<v Speaker 1>But you know what outside this man, remember I had

0:53:34.360 --> 0:53:37.040
<v Speaker 1>the good old tackle shops would have like a bulletin board,

0:53:37.080 --> 0:53:40.440
<v Speaker 1>like a communal bulletin board somewhere, and they would just

0:53:40.480 --> 0:53:44.280
<v Speaker 1>be like classified like tacked up like free dog missing

0:53:44.320 --> 0:53:47.680
<v Speaker 1>one leg, deer corn handmade crab nets, and they would

0:53:47.719 --> 0:53:49.360
<v Speaker 1>just eat cut the bottom and they'd just be the

0:53:49.440 --> 0:53:52.560
<v Speaker 1>little you'd rip off. No one cut it, you just

0:53:52.680 --> 0:53:55.279
<v Speaker 1>ripped it. You just ripped it and then everybody you like,

0:53:55.320 --> 0:53:57.200
<v Speaker 1>you stick those in your wallet and prank call those

0:53:57.239 --> 0:54:00.640
<v Speaker 1>people later. And I missed that too. I community the

0:54:00.640 --> 0:54:05.800
<v Speaker 1>community forum in thumbtack forms. I remember there were always

0:54:05.840 --> 0:54:09.200
<v Speaker 1>those three by five note cards. They probably had like

0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:11.799
<v Speaker 1>a like a jello mold recipe on the back of

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:13.719
<v Speaker 1>the or something, and you know, just said in like

0:54:13.840 --> 0:54:17.920
<v Speaker 1>chicken scrawl, like ninety six London for sale, minor damage

0:54:18.200 --> 0:54:21.240
<v Speaker 1>called Billy at five five five six two five seven,

0:54:21.440 --> 0:54:23.759
<v Speaker 1>and then you have to waste half a Saturday and

0:54:23.800 --> 0:54:27.000
<v Speaker 1>actually drive out to Billy's overgrown back loop figure out

0:54:27.040 --> 0:54:31.000
<v Speaker 1>how minor the damage actually was. Well, nowadays you can

0:54:31.040 --> 0:54:34.759
<v Speaker 1>just see the photos online, right, but they're usually very

0:54:34.880 --> 0:54:38.000
<v Speaker 1>strategically taken, which is the other thing. So now it's like, oh,

0:54:38.080 --> 0:54:39.880
<v Speaker 1>minor damage, but the only thing you can see is

0:54:39.920 --> 0:54:42.960
<v Speaker 1>like a tight close up of the Mako logo, so

0:54:43.040 --> 0:54:45.640
<v Speaker 1>you at least know that it is a Mako boat

0:54:45.880 --> 0:54:48.840
<v Speaker 1>and it does exist somewhere. But like that's all you see.

0:54:49.160 --> 0:54:51.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's it's it's it's still a gamble, you know.

0:54:51.480 --> 0:54:54.600
<v Speaker 1>But the online junk shopping it's a trip, man, So

0:54:54.719 --> 0:54:58.040
<v Speaker 1>let's let's take our trip. This week to the sale bin.

0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:00.359
<v Speaker 1>Why did you put the hand to pay? You don't

0:55:00.360 --> 0:55:02.239
<v Speaker 1>know what I'm going man, What you didn't have to

0:55:02.280 --> 0:55:05.439
<v Speaker 1>be so hurtful with me so angry? All right? Man?

0:55:05.480 --> 0:55:07.440
<v Speaker 1>So Miles, you are going to take the reins on

0:55:07.480 --> 0:55:10.359
<v Speaker 1>this one because you've managed to pull yourself away from

0:55:10.360 --> 0:55:13.799
<v Speaker 1>the casual encounter section on Craig's list long enough to

0:55:13.800 --> 0:55:17.080
<v Speaker 1>look for some good Bozeman junk this week. You've got

0:55:17.200 --> 0:55:20.080
<v Speaker 1>a ringer here. We gotta we gotta have some some

0:55:20.120 --> 0:55:22.760
<v Speaker 1>regional diversity in these. Like you got the East lockdown,

0:55:22.760 --> 0:55:26.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking out for the West. Absolutely. Uh. I was

0:55:26.400 --> 0:55:29.440
<v Speaker 1>digging through the old Bozeman Craigslist, and not in the

0:55:29.480 --> 0:55:31.239
<v Speaker 1>way that you guys are gonna accuse me of later,

0:55:31.520 --> 0:55:36.920
<v Speaker 1>but I found this post for wedding special occasion fly

0:55:37.120 --> 0:55:44.000
<v Speaker 1>fishing boot near with feathers only twenty five dollars. And uh,

0:55:44.040 --> 0:55:46.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean the thing about these is I have actually

0:55:47.680 --> 0:55:51.920
<v Speaker 1>had to wear fly fishing bootneers, and and and seem

0:55:52.080 --> 0:55:56.480
<v Speaker 1>nicely tied beautiful flies that went for bootineers is kind

0:55:56.480 --> 0:55:59.000
<v Speaker 1>of a thing out here. And and what I'm looking

0:55:59.040 --> 0:56:05.360
<v Speaker 1>at our not those this looked like a chicken exploded,

0:56:05.960 --> 0:56:08.960
<v Speaker 1>and and someone glued it to a hook. These are

0:56:09.000 --> 0:56:12.440
<v Speaker 1>these are craft store feathers. Okay, for one thing, Like,

0:56:12.480 --> 0:56:14.960
<v Speaker 1>these are not even nice fly shop feathers. These were

0:56:15.000 --> 0:56:17.919
<v Speaker 1>purchased at a chain craft store. I know this because

0:56:17.960 --> 0:56:20.480
<v Speaker 1>I buy this ship from my kid to tie her

0:56:20.520 --> 0:56:22.680
<v Speaker 1>flies with, like she likes to do that, so like

0:56:22.760 --> 0:56:26.200
<v Speaker 1>she's not using all daddy stuff. Um. And they are

0:56:26.239 --> 0:56:29.560
<v Speaker 1>just the most hideous drab colors right, like they're not

0:56:29.960 --> 0:56:33.040
<v Speaker 1>oh god, it's just shades of browns and grays. But dude,

0:56:33.080 --> 0:56:35.640
<v Speaker 1>I've I've actually so I've I've I've been in a

0:56:35.680 --> 0:56:37.520
<v Speaker 1>wedding with a fly boot near two and I was

0:56:37.560 --> 0:56:41.480
<v Speaker 1>the guy tax with tying the theme colored deceivers for

0:56:41.600 --> 0:56:44.960
<v Speaker 1>the boutineers. Okay, black and sharp truths from my buddy

0:56:45.120 --> 0:56:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Eric Kerber, who will be and has been on this show. Um.

0:56:49.239 --> 0:56:52.160
<v Speaker 1>And it's funny because it's like dudes don't do weddings right,

0:56:52.200 --> 0:56:54.880
<v Speaker 1>like we don't get as crazy as ladies about wedding things.

0:56:54.920 --> 0:56:58.680
<v Speaker 1>But I was like spray painting patterns on the tail

0:56:58.760 --> 0:57:00.920
<v Speaker 1>feathers and things, and I do want to be like,

0:57:01.040 --> 0:57:02.759
<v Speaker 1>this is not perfect. This one is I just this

0:57:02.800 --> 0:57:04.399
<v Speaker 1>one is not perfect. This is for a wedding. It's

0:57:04.440 --> 0:57:06.839
<v Speaker 1>not perfect, dude. I had to tie seven of them

0:57:06.840 --> 0:57:09.680
<v Speaker 1>and it took me like six months to make them

0:57:09.719 --> 0:57:12.320
<v Speaker 1>to make them perfect. So knowing the pain that actually

0:57:12.360 --> 0:57:15.879
<v Speaker 1>goes into crafting this for somebody's special day, these are horrendous.

0:57:16.200 --> 0:57:20.560
<v Speaker 1>And I like the rite up uh it says in

0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:26.560
<v Speaker 1>huge caps, never used dollars each or on for all

0:57:26.760 --> 0:57:30.560
<v Speaker 1>five there's about three dollars worth of material and all

0:57:30.600 --> 0:57:34.680
<v Speaker 1>of them and either the way I see it right bullshit,

0:57:34.840 --> 0:57:37.200
<v Speaker 1>they were never used. You're just trying to make a

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:39.400
<v Speaker 1>quick buck off something you have laying around from your

0:57:39.400 --> 0:57:42.439
<v Speaker 1>old wedding. Or dude, what what if what if dude

0:57:42.480 --> 0:57:44.440
<v Speaker 1>got stood up? Like what if he's were ready for

0:57:44.480 --> 0:57:47.200
<v Speaker 1>the big day and he just you know, fly fish

0:57:47.280 --> 0:57:49.480
<v Speaker 1>too long, one too many times and this whole thing,

0:57:49.520 --> 0:57:52.920
<v Speaker 1>wake up put. I think the third option that I

0:57:53.000 --> 0:57:55.160
<v Speaker 1>came up with is that they ordered these because they

0:57:55.160 --> 0:57:58.320
<v Speaker 1>say they ordered him from a Colorado artisan in the

0:57:58.440 --> 0:58:01.520
<v Speaker 1>right up. I think the god them they realized how

0:58:01.640 --> 0:58:04.120
<v Speaker 1>hideous they were, they claimed they I should also say

0:58:04.160 --> 0:58:07.800
<v Speaker 1>this that says the last sense. Unfortunately, we forgot to

0:58:07.840 --> 0:58:10.600
<v Speaker 1>pack them to our wedding location, so they have never

0:58:10.680 --> 0:58:14.200
<v Speaker 1>been used. I'm calling bullshit. I think you intentionally forgot

0:58:14.240 --> 0:58:16.600
<v Speaker 1>these because you bought them and you had the buyers

0:58:16.640 --> 0:58:18.120
<v Speaker 1>or moors. You're like, I'm not wearing that ship on

0:58:18.160 --> 0:58:20.800
<v Speaker 1>my wedding day. That's not coming with us, And now

0:58:20.840 --> 0:58:23.520
<v Speaker 1>you're trying to recoup some of your your sunk money

0:58:23.520 --> 0:58:26.560
<v Speaker 1>on that. Also, these awful feathers are just placed in

0:58:26.680 --> 0:58:30.640
<v Speaker 1>like a little little black like super sharp pointy parking cones,

0:58:31.000 --> 0:58:32.640
<v Speaker 1>and all I can think is that if you drilled through,

0:58:32.680 --> 0:58:34.960
<v Speaker 1>you can make a line through, you know what I mean,

0:58:35.200 --> 0:58:37.080
<v Speaker 1>fly out of these and like you get something to

0:58:37.080 --> 0:58:39.160
<v Speaker 1>eat it. Or I can make a sweet daisy chain

0:58:39.520 --> 0:58:43.760
<v Speaker 1>control for tuna as is, although I could make these

0:58:43.800 --> 0:58:46.480
<v Speaker 1>for a fraction of a hundred bucks, so um, they

0:58:46.480 --> 0:58:48.760
<v Speaker 1>can have them. But maybe where the jerk stude, maybe

0:58:48.800 --> 0:58:51.280
<v Speaker 1>somebody out there but their special day. This is exactly

0:58:51.320 --> 0:58:55.320
<v Speaker 1>what they want. Hideous draft store is craft store. Definitely

0:58:55.400 --> 0:58:58.080
<v Speaker 1>the jerks. But if if you want to help us

0:58:58.120 --> 0:59:01.680
<v Speaker 1>continue being in net jerks and making fun of things

0:59:01.680 --> 0:59:03.600
<v Speaker 1>that people are selling that have something vaguely to do

0:59:03.640 --> 0:59:07.080
<v Speaker 1>with fishing, please let us know we need your input

0:59:07.200 --> 0:59:10.760
<v Speaker 1>to continue making this segment amazing. Send us an email

0:59:11.200 --> 0:59:14.080
<v Speaker 1>at bent at the meat eater dot com and let

0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:16.760
<v Speaker 1>us know what kind of weird crap you found on

0:59:16.800 --> 0:59:20.920
<v Speaker 1>the internet for sale. You know, man, I'll pass on

0:59:20.960 --> 0:59:24.880
<v Speaker 1>the bootineers. But one thing, one thing I I do

0:59:25.120 --> 0:59:28.560
<v Speaker 1>buy on occasion online via eBay or Craigslist. I do

0:59:28.680 --> 0:59:33.200
<v Speaker 1>buy old lures, especially like hard to find stuff, you

0:59:33.200 --> 0:59:34.280
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Like, you do you do? Do

0:59:34.280 --> 0:59:35.960
<v Speaker 1>you not do that? Do you not root around like

0:59:36.000 --> 0:59:38.480
<v Speaker 1>and and and buy things you just can't grab in

0:59:38.480 --> 0:59:41.440
<v Speaker 1>the shop anymore. I I always threatened to, like I

0:59:41.760 --> 0:59:44.760
<v Speaker 1>do look through the things for sale and regularly go, oh,

0:59:44.920 --> 0:59:46.840
<v Speaker 1>I would love to get that, but I never I

0:59:46.920 --> 0:59:50.000
<v Speaker 1>never follow through. I'm just I'm I think I'm just

0:59:50.080 --> 0:59:52.400
<v Speaker 1>weird about buying used ship off the internet from people

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't know, because I feel like those transactions

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<v Speaker 1>are always so awkward. Oh they are. They are, And

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<v Speaker 1>it's weird because people put stuff up for sale and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like they're excited about selling their things until you

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<v Speaker 1>actually start inquiring, and then they get all like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>who the hell are you? And it's like, well, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you put this up for sale, man, And then it

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<v Speaker 1>gets all weird, like no one trust each other because

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<v Speaker 1>there's so many scams out there, a real person text

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<v Speaker 1>me when you get to this seven eleven and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>send you a pass code. I'm like Jesus, all right, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, no, I'll particularly buy discontinued stuff that I

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<v Speaker 1>can't find. And uh, this is great because we're coming

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<v Speaker 1>to the end of the line. We're just about out

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<v Speaker 1>of time. And in our end of the line segment today,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be talking about a a very old lore,

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<v Speaker 1>been around a long time, and it is not discontinued,

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<v Speaker 1>though it is not popular in all regions of this country. However,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you, if you want to up your

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<v Speaker 1>big brown trout game, pay attention to this one. Well

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<v Speaker 1>it's not loud enough. Today I am paying of you

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<v Speaker 1>to the Smithwick Ratlin rogue stick bait. Now, the Smithwick

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<v Speaker 1>has been around man. What started as a hobby for

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<v Speaker 1>Jack K. Smithwick in nineteen seven blossomed into a monster

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<v Speaker 1>Laura business based in Shreveport, Louisiana. And I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>find that interesting because hard stick baits are so much

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<v Speaker 1>more associated with northern fisheries like Walleye and pike and

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<v Speaker 1>small amounts. Right, and if you've ever been to the

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<v Speaker 1>Louisiana low country dude. There are so many stumps and

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<v Speaker 1>so much vegetation in that water. I feel like the

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<v Speaker 1>three troubles on a rogue would not stay unstuck for

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<v Speaker 1>two shakes of a rod tip. Right. Uh. It almost

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<v Speaker 1>would feel more appropriate for the arbor gast hoola popper

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<v Speaker 1>or a jitterbug to have been the hometown lawer of Shreveport.

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<v Speaker 1>But ironically those baits were all made further north in Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>Weird right Anyway, Smithwick's southern roots might explain why the

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<v Speaker 1>rogue became the number one go to big trout slayer

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<v Speaker 1>in Arkansas, Louisiana's neighbor to the north. Now as the

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<v Speaker 1>now world renowned trophy brown trout fisheries developed in Ozark

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<v Speaker 1>rivers like the White and the Little Red, them good

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<v Speaker 1>old boys wasn't out there trying to get a dainty

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<v Speaker 1>sip on a comparer done, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>They wasn't flicking up panther Martin around on two pound test.

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<v Speaker 1>Those guys fish just like they did for everything else,

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<v Speaker 1>simply yet aggressively in a manner that would produce the meat.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you think back to the earliest days of

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<v Speaker 1>those fisheries, options were limited. There were no uh Raplea

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<v Speaker 1>slash baits or Kai Tech swing impacts on the shelf

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<v Speaker 1>at the general store in Arkansas, but there were ratlin rogues.

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<v Speaker 1>So despite a wide variety of lower options today, tell

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<v Speaker 1>you the truth, you will still have a hell of

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<v Speaker 1>a hard time finding a shop in ozark trout country

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't have rogues, if for no other reason than

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<v Speaker 1>to cater to the older crowd that just will not

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<v Speaker 1>waver from their utter devotion to that bait. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a believer in the power of the rogue thanks to

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<v Speaker 1>Pete the jig man Cob, who happens to be one

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<v Speaker 1>of those old stages on the White River. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>Pete had been guiding the White for many, many years,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think he was pretty used to catering to

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<v Speaker 1>clients that Jess wanted to catch lots and lots of

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<v Speaker 1>trout right, And when I was fishing with them all

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<v Speaker 1>those years ago, I think at outset, he assumed that

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<v Speaker 1>I was one of those people. And we had caught

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<v Speaker 1>so many smaller fish on tiny jigs Day one, I

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<v Speaker 1>lost count and by the end of it I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of lost interest too, and so had he, but he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't gonna say that. I didn't know that until I

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<v Speaker 1>suggested that tomorrow we throw no thing but big stick

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<v Speaker 1>baits all day, regardless of outcome, and Pete lit up. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>He was happier than a pig and ship here in that.

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<v Speaker 1>It turned out that Pete was all about swinging for

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<v Speaker 1>the fences. And that next day I learned that fishing

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<v Speaker 1>a rogue properly was just as taxing on the arms

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<v Speaker 1>as stripping giant streamers for hours and hours on a

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<v Speaker 1>fly rod. And the sharp angle and width of that

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<v Speaker 1>lure's lip it's pretty unique, and it creates a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more water resistance, I think, than similar baits, and it

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<v Speaker 1>makes it necessary to whip that rod extra hard to

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<v Speaker 1>get a rogue to depth fast, and you know, no joke,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're doing it right, it burns, man. But that

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<v Speaker 1>steep lip is also what makes a rogue kick to

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<v Speaker 1>the side more violently, flash more radically than a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of other stick baits. And of course nowadays Smithwick makes

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<v Speaker 1>suspending models, but even the original old school floaters rise

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<v Speaker 1>very slowly, so when you pause they suspend beautifully, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's often when the fatal blow is delivered. Now, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't say that Pete and I destroyed that day, but

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<v Speaker 1>the shoulder workout was worth it because we did not

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<v Speaker 1>catch a brown under twenty and a couple of the

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<v Speaker 1>fish we did catch could be measured in pounds right,

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, thinking back, honestly, the rogue was not

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<v Speaker 1>exactly a staple um in shops where I grew up

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<v Speaker 1>in the Northeast. Nobody used them or even talked about

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<v Speaker 1>them that I recall. But because of what I learned

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<v Speaker 1>from Pete and fishing them in the Ozarks, the rogue

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<v Speaker 1>is a staple for me now. In fact, the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>brown trout I've caught to date on the Lehigh River

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<v Speaker 1>in Pennsylvania, which is pretty close to where I live,

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<v Speaker 1>fell to a ratling rogue. And I've mowed down some

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<v Speaker 1>big local small amounts and pickerel on them too. So

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<v Speaker 1>it just goes to show you that despite the constant

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<v Speaker 1>push to rope anglers with new technology, there's a reason

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<v Speaker 1>why classic ship doesn't change or go away. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>it for this week. We hope you learned, laughed, felt

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<v Speaker 1>slightly uncomfortable, and then came to the realization that laughter

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<v Speaker 1>is always the best medicine. We also seriously hope you

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<v Speaker 1>us what you're catching, absolutely, tell us a crazy ass story,

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<v Speaker 1>send us an awkward photo. We might use it, just

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<v Speaker 1>so you know. And drunk emailing is always welcomed and appreciated,

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<v Speaker 1>unless you used to date either of us, in which

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<v Speaker 1>case I don't know. I'm sorry about everything. I really

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<v Speaker 1>hope that doesn't happen until next week. Remember to wet

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<v Speaker 1>those knots with your own saliva, not someone else's, so

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get COVID. And remember, fishing isn't about catching,

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<v Speaker 1>It's about creating Instagram stories that are longer than the

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<v Speaker 1>Godfather