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Speaker 1: another twenty I'm five. Hello. This is Dave. Hello Dave,

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Speaker 1: this is Bryce from corporate. How are you? I'm fine?

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Speaker 1: How are you not too bad? Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 1: The reason why I'm calling you is that I noticed

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Speaker 1: you haven't attended any of the harassment workshops. Do you

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Speaker 1: have a reason for that? The harassment workshops? I was

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Speaker 1: not aware that there were harassment workshops to attend. Was that?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh, I's management a chance. I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: was just saying it's a mandatory thing. Rob hasn't spoken

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Speaker 1: to you about it? Uh no, no, not yet. Um,

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Speaker 1: I've only actually been here about two months, so I'm

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Speaker 1: still I'm still kind of learning the lay of the land. Well,

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Speaker 1: we need to get you signed up for one of

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Speaker 1: these harassment workshops. Have you done anything like this before? No?

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Speaker 1: I haven't, but I can, you know, I can assume

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Speaker 1: what it's about. It's you know, what to say in

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Speaker 1: the workplace, what not to say in the workplace? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. I've heard of those classes before, and frankly,

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Speaker 1: those kind of classes are for idiots that would never

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Speaker 1: work at our company. Really, yeah, we have a whole

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Speaker 1: different way to approach harassment education. Here. Can I ask

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Speaker 1: what that is? Absolutely? And I'm glad you did. We

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Speaker 1: found the best way to not be sued is if

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Speaker 1: you let employees sexually harass each other away from the office.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, could you show it again? We let you

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Speaker 1: sexually harass each other away from the office. Basically, we

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Speaker 1: put a group of ten or twelve men and women,

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Speaker 1: We give you some camping gear, then send you out

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Speaker 1: into the wilderness for a weekend, and you guys can

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Speaker 1: just get after it for a little while. Are you serious? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's a sexual harassment retreat. Forty eight hours of NonStop

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Speaker 1: sex jokes and butt grabbing. It's amazing. You get it

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Speaker 1: out of your system and then you won't do it

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Speaker 1: in the office. Think about it. You can say anything

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Speaker 1: you want on this retreat without getting in any trouble.

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Speaker 1: You can even tell Ashley and Sales that you don't

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Speaker 1: think she should be even in the office and you'd

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Speaker 1: rather see her cleaning your kitchen floors and nobody can

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Speaker 1: do anything to you. It's great. I've just never heard

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Speaker 1: of something like this before. Well you haven't heard of

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Speaker 1: it because it's a new thing that we're doing, and

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Speaker 1: it's great. Trust me. I'm sure there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: employees that you've seen already that you would love to

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Speaker 1: grope or say sexual things too, And on this retreat

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Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want. I'm sorry you said

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Speaker 1: did you say grope? Yes? I did. Like I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you walk past somebody in the hallway today and you

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Speaker 1: already thought, man, I would love to just grope her buttocks? Right,

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Speaker 1: you can't. It sounds to me like you're not necessarily

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Speaker 1: interested in the ladies, which is fine, Which is perfectly fine.

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Speaker 1: I like the ladies. I'm sure you enjoy having people

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Speaker 1: you can hang out with and go to brunch or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you like it. But what I'm saying is,

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Speaker 1: in this instance, if you go on a camping trip

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Speaker 1: with Robert, you can snuggle up in his sleeping bag.

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Speaker 1: He can't say I'm not I really am not interested

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Speaker 1: in rob at all. All right, Dave, Jim, whatever whatever

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Speaker 1: you want. When can I sign you up? No? This

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Speaker 1: is this is extremely unusual. And if you want to

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Speaker 1: be a whoosy about the whole thing, and I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna have to say it to you. And this isn't

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Speaker 1: even on a retreat where I could say it. This

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Speaker 1: is over the phone on company time. You, my friend,

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Speaker 1: are being a big excuse me, sir, but please, I

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Speaker 1: would really appreciate it. If you don't, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'll make it. I'll make a man out of you

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Speaker 1: right now, harass me. Tell me what you'd like to

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Speaker 1: do to my bottom right now? I don't want to

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Speaker 1: do anything to your bottom, all right? The front part

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Speaker 1: of me, whatever part of me you want, no part

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Speaker 1: of you is no call me a derogatory name. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to call you a derogatory name. I'll give

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Speaker 1: you a little tip here, I call my spinning Jerry.

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Speaker 1: Which one do you want to spend more time with? God?

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Speaker 1: Is happening right now? I'll put Ben right on your

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Speaker 1: shoulder while you're working at your desk. What do you think,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Please stop? Please? All right? Fine, what

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Speaker 1: if I tell you that this is a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Then what if I just do that? Get it out

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Speaker 1: of the way. What this is actually Jewbil from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap on

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Speaker 1: you your god, your co worker, Jim, your co worker,

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Speaker 1: Jim set you up? Jim? Yeah what? Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Okay he said that. He said, you guys prank each

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Speaker 1: other all the time at the office and wanted to

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Speaker 1: get you back. Oh my god, that was good. I'm

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Speaker 1: being serious. Bean or Jerry, which one you want to

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Speaker 1: hang with? Huh? They both want to hang with you. Oh.

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Speaker 1: That was terrible week up every morning with Joint five