Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,
Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
Speaker 1: very crucially important today On This Is Important, forty year
Speaker 1: old men winking their butt holes hipster with the toast.
Speaker 1: I want to suck the Undertaker's dick, cook cock, let's go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just having a little laugh off. These are real laugh
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, we're friends, we are preddi we still enjoy
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Speaker 1: hell yeah, bubbles in my double What was that laugh
Speaker 1: all about? What the hell was that? Just a little
Speaker 1: joke off pod off pod Joe. We brought it onto
Speaker 1: pot it leaked onto the pod. Yeah. Hey, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tell what it's about, though, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you it feels good to just yuck with
Speaker 1: my buddies. Still, is that one's for us? Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna keep that one. Secrets do make frame to release
Speaker 1: that on Patreon some sort of my fans, Only to
Speaker 1: find out what the guys were chuckling about right before
Speaker 1: the show started, A ten dollars and follow us on
Speaker 1: Pam's only. Oh that's a good idea. Do do we
Speaker 1: start a a Patreon and then release our tasteful nudes? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: back to the dudes. I thought we were talking about
Speaker 1: really seeing tasteful jokes that we're laughing at. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying if we're if we're really trying to
Speaker 1: make some money off Patreon, well, and also if we
Speaker 1: want to be like just free to really say what
Speaker 1: we want, we could do it on Patreon. I feel
Speaker 1: so restricted. We should do the opposite on Patreon. Go
Speaker 1: only tasteful jokes all just hes a g rated version
Speaker 1: of the pod. Yep, we really clean up? Well, I
Speaker 1: did say right right off the pod, right before we
Speaker 1: jumped on. We weren't laughing at this part though, Well,
Speaker 1: this is not we're laughing at right for that that
Speaker 1: we we we should clean our act up, guys, because
Speaker 1: the last three or so episode just been real come heavy.
Speaker 1: We've been talking a lot of podka. Well sure, yeah
Speaker 1: heavy and Mungey, which is real gross. I think I
Speaker 1: crossed a professional line when we were talking about mounging.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I want to go there anymore. Hey, Kyle,
Speaker 1: you didn't you you filmed my actual asshole, So it's
Speaker 1: not a personal Well yeah, that was blurring the boundaries
Speaker 1: between like personal and professional. Like personal, I'll talk about
Speaker 1: Mugey with you all day professionally. I don't want to
Speaker 1: bring it up again. Okay, okay, okay, guess what. We
Speaker 1: didn't bring it up. Yeah, you're the one who did.
Speaker 1: You currently are the one who just brought it up. Yeah?
Speaker 1: What the just being clear, dude, And that's living on
Speaker 1: this podcast. We'll we'll get you. You brought it up, bastard,
Speaker 1: You got me? Should we stop swearing? Dang it, guys,
Speaker 1: no more swearing? Try it alright, try it? Yeah, try
Speaker 1: to We'll have a swear jar Will Smith doesn't swear
Speaker 1: on his records. Well you too, Adam cursed Eminem? Did
Speaker 1: I was quoting Eminem? Do you guys want to start
Speaker 1: with a G rated subject that I need your guys
Speaker 1: help with. Yeah, and it's a real hot button topic.
Speaker 1: It's very important. Is it charged or what are we thinking?
Speaker 1: Is g for fucking ginormous comeload? Oh no, dude, I
Speaker 1: need your guys help because today I went out for
Speaker 1: breakfast cock gargling balls all right, I went, okay with
Speaker 1: you guys. It's always that with you guys. I had
Speaker 1: a late call today, uh so I ended up going
Speaker 1: out for a little bit called time. So I got
Speaker 1: to have a nice little sit down breakfast. Um. I
Speaker 1: ordered myself avocado toast, which I'm a huge fan of.
Speaker 1: Hipster a you're a young millennial girl, Yes, hipster with
Speaker 1: the toast, I've got some. I've got a toast stuff
Speaker 1: I'd like to talk about as well. But basically what
Speaker 1: threw me for a loop is so the waiter to
Speaker 1: asked me, how would you like your eggs? Okay, the
Speaker 1: way you asked me how? And I panicked fellas because
Speaker 1: I only know one way to cook an egg. Did
Speaker 1: you say scrambled? I said scrambled? Boy? How do you
Speaker 1: have a cotto toast? I need help, guys. How do
Speaker 1: you remember egg style? I don't know any other style?
Speaker 1: Septs scrambled yunk on your face. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: I will say that Blake is the hands down the
Speaker 1: worst orderer when it comes to ordering food. Great observations.
Speaker 1: Will always choose something either either he'll just copy you
Speaker 1: whatever you did. He's like, okay, yeah, if that's good,
Speaker 1: I'll do that, and you're like, wow, okay, this is
Speaker 1: those whole menu, or he'll choose something he's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm thinking the corned beef and hash or
Speaker 1: something that you're like, well, that's a great. Yeah. How's
Speaker 1: your shrimp po boy at this Mexican restaurant. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what it'll be. It'll be like, you know what, maybe
Speaker 1: it is nine degrees, maybe a hot bowl of chili,
Speaker 1: and you're like and then always, without fail, it comes
Speaker 1: to the table and he says, I fift it. It's like,
Speaker 1: we'll stop biffing your order, or or he will in order.
Speaker 1: He'll be like, no, I'm actually not hungry. I ate
Speaker 1: something and then he'll be like, are you gonna fish
Speaker 1: that sandwich? And you're giving He'll just house it. I'm resourceful, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm the vulture of the crew. Dude, that's true, that crew.
Speaker 1: You're a snack being apart. I apologize for early apology
Speaker 1: for eating any food of yours that you guys didn't want,
Speaker 1: But if you were going to throw it away, me
Speaker 1: eating it is kind to the environment. Also, Blake, just
Speaker 1: take a moment and visualize it. You've got avocado toast
Speaker 1: coming and you're putting scrambled fucking eggs on the toast.
Speaker 1: What are you supposed to put on it? I've never
Speaker 1: ordered it and I never will. I would put it
Speaker 1: over easy. It's a poached it's a poached egg. That
Speaker 1: is the standards A good idea too. I love that
Speaker 1: sounds great. Well, I'm anti poaching, so I'm pro I'm proaching.
Speaker 1: But what are the other What are the other ways
Speaker 1: that eggs are prepared other than hard boiled? I know
Speaker 1: that one. That's like, Okay, first you came out with
Speaker 1: hard boiled. I think that is it boiled? I know too.
Speaker 1: We've already said a couple We've said over easy, it's
Speaker 1: over easy, it's over medium, it's hard boiled, over hard,
Speaker 1: sunnyside up. What does that mean? Okay, what does over
Speaker 1: medium mean? That sounds like a steak, dude, that's consistency
Speaker 1: of the yolk. Now, over medium is just the consistency
Speaker 1: of the yolk. Dog, you're yelling about something that it
Speaker 1: makes you sound dumber. When you get riled up, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're telling me the sun comes up tomorrow too, even
Speaker 1: though it just came up. It just came up. It's
Speaker 1: gonna come up tomorrow. I know, hard boiled dog. Okay.
Speaker 1: When I get back in the corner, I yell, and
Speaker 1: I realized that I backed myself into this corner. But
Speaker 1: still I'm fighting my way out. Dude, Hey, you should
Speaker 1: just stick to talking about come Okay, that's the one thing.
Speaker 1: You know. What's the type of eggs where it's kind
Speaker 1: of like coming in the middle. See here we go,
Speaker 1: here we go, and here we are. That's the one
Speaker 1: that's like cooked. They're opening in the hot ass water
Speaker 1: that's poached right where it's like you you drop it
Speaker 1: in the water and then the water cooks it together
Speaker 1: and it looks like come baking. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: in with you, Blake. I'm there with you, Blake. I
Speaker 1: like it. I'm sick of I'm sick of being like,
Speaker 1: you know, kid friendly. You've had your tipping point. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know who I would like to give flowers to
Speaker 1: is our edge. His money is whoever came up with money,
Speaker 1: whoever unbelievable now is our editor Todd, who in the
Speaker 1: last episode we talked about Kyle's farts and we made
Speaker 1: him do a lot of crafty edit work. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: that was very good bringing the farts back. And I
Speaker 1: and we only have two on file right now. Um,
Speaker 1: but right now, if Todd could bring both arts back,
Speaker 1: just right now, just we can hear him again, that
Speaker 1: possible and we're back, and we're back. Yeah, hopefully I
Speaker 1: can add to it. Oh man, I hope, I hope
Speaker 1: I can add to it today. Oh man, I'm sure
Speaker 1: he will. Hey guy, for you guys at home, Kyle
Speaker 1: just really uh ponied up on the screen there, and
Speaker 1: that was bad. I hope, I hope, I hope I
Speaker 1: can make you guys proud with my fart sounds. Gosh
Speaker 1: was performing for the clips. You are silence of the lambs.
Speaker 1: I like the cows, Like I just crossed a professional
Speaker 1: line in the sand. Yeah, you're the guy who farted
Speaker 1: on here. I crossed. We talked about money and as
Speaker 1: a professional, I don't want to walk down that road ever. Again,
Speaker 1: it was we crossed the line. Meanwhile, he's taking his microphone,
Speaker 1: shoving it up his hat and then what the what
Speaker 1: the fans pointed out is that Kyle immediately took the
Speaker 1: mic from his ass after the fart and went right
Speaker 1: back to his mouth. Well, that ship doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1: That doesn't bother me at all. I'm here sitting in it.
Speaker 1: Might as well get the whiff of the purest form,
Speaker 1: you know what? I uh, unreal, might as well. Look,
Speaker 1: we've all we've all definitely like you know, a fart
Speaker 1: smell is different straight out though. I know we've all
Speaker 1: whipped our own farts. But you just said, might as well,
Speaker 1: well it's a better smell. What do you mean? I
Speaker 1: have never done it? Been like, well, I might as
Speaker 1: well get it fresh. I've been like, man, am I
Speaker 1: gonna ship my pants and me get a little? Can
Speaker 1: I pive it back to avocado toat? I just I
Speaker 1: just want to make a point here. It's there's a
Speaker 1: real sliding scale for avocado toast when you order it. Okay,
Speaker 1: cut for those of you not aware, avocado toast signal
Speaker 1: me when you're not talking about it anymore. I just
Speaker 1: want a G level show man. That's all that's all
Speaker 1: I want today. Uh, Well, let's talk about more things
Speaker 1: that everyone else knows about. Blake finds utterly confusing. What else?
Speaker 1: What else you got on the dock there, but it's
Speaker 1: been around up there by. Hey, how about this? You
Speaker 1: guys know you know when you tie your shoe and
Speaker 1: then sometimes it's like on an angle. Sure, sure, isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy? It's crazy. It's like the knot is on
Speaker 1: the side for some reason. What happened? Did I tie
Speaker 1: it further down the stream? Did not have a taco neck? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy to me, it's crazy. We describe this in
Speaker 1: a little bit more detail. For me up here, I'm
Speaker 1: not seeing this. It's when you tie your shoelaces semi correctly,
Speaker 1: so the laces don't lay across, they kind of lay
Speaker 1: on an angle on a slant. This is just somebody
Speaker 1: something everybody knows about. Yeah, I kind of gott think
Speaker 1: I kind of got it. That's good, that's worth exploring. Look,
Speaker 1: I was just upset because usually avocado toast is like
Speaker 1: around fourteen dollars and you never know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: You can get a prepackaged like kind of a guacamole
Speaker 1: on top. Sometimes you get freshly sliced off a coado
Speaker 1: with tomato. It's just it's really frustrates me. Guys. What
Speaker 1: can I say? Hot button topic? Yo, is it as
Speaker 1: expensive here in California where there's they're readily available, or
Speaker 1: is it like super expensive in Brooklyn and well at California.
Speaker 1: Just everything is more expensive there in southern California. So sorry,
Speaker 1: even avocados that are grown here as opposed to shipped
Speaker 1: to Atlanta. Well, avocado toast is wildly, wildly overpriced. It's
Speaker 1: a great snack at your house, but a horrible deal
Speaker 1: at a restaurant. I agree, I agree. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're doing ordering that. You should you should stop?
Speaker 1: My bad. Now that's fine. Just you know, he's he's
Speaker 1: spending his money in ways that make him happy, so
Speaker 1: he's rich. Hey, sorry, guys, I airballed another fucking order
Speaker 1: at a restaurant. My bad. Okay, what like what what?
Speaker 1: What do you want to get eggs benedict or something? Yeah? Sure, there,
Speaker 1: it's delicious. Can we talk about Adam if you guys
Speaker 1: at home would be surprised Adam likes to order fajitas.
Speaker 1: Mexican restaurants were like, it's a whole thing, like the person,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute, you're not about to
Speaker 1: try to go at my boy for fahita orders, because
Speaker 1: that's a dope move. Uh, they're not good. They're delicious.
Speaker 1: It's the best. It's compared to other things on the menu,
Speaker 1: like because I don't like cheese. I don't like cheese,
Speaker 1: and most other things are covered in cheese, so I
Speaker 1: don't really funk with cheese. That hard. You can't order
Speaker 1: something and say no es. Yeah, but I just like fahitas.
Speaker 1: Fahitas are dry. That's a bad take. It's not a
Speaker 1: bad take. No, that's a terrible what you don't like dry?
Speaker 1: I think they're bullshit. I think they're bullshit. Hold, bitch,
Speaker 1: how often are you ordering fahita? Well, Kyle is a contrarian.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like anything. No, no, I have a specific
Speaker 1: reason why I don't like fajitas and then give it
Speaker 1: to us. It's here because you have to fucking make
Speaker 1: your own ship at the table. Dog, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't go to a fucking restaurant to get the
Speaker 1: fixings put in front of you, and I have to
Speaker 1: make my own meal. Players you're not that guy. You're
Speaker 1: not that guy. Sorry to get so charged that it's
Speaker 1: fun to me. I never worked at a restaurant. Maybe you,
Speaker 1: I don't think you worked at a restaurant either from
Speaker 1: what I remember, But what does that have anything to
Speaker 1: do with love? I never worked at a restaurant. So
Speaker 1: it's like a fun thing. It's like a novelty. It's
Speaker 1: so it's you're clocking in for sure. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, give me, give me a little good. You're paying,
Speaker 1: you're paying to work, okay, cool, Yeah, exactly, it's fun.
Speaker 1: It's your passion for your passion. That's also why I
Speaker 1: like Korean barbecue and like putting the meat on the
Speaker 1: grill myself. I like flipping it over, like doing the
Speaker 1: whole thing. It's a fun event. What's the ship where
Speaker 1: you put it in the hot oil? Fawn do? That's
Speaker 1: the only thing I'm fucking working for a dog fawn dude?
Speaker 1: Why why? Why does fawn due get to skip the
Speaker 1: line and you're it's fun, that's fun. You're dipping it
Speaker 1: in hot oil. That is fun. It's no, it's fund
Speaker 1: is dipping in in cheese and chocolate. You're not dipping
Speaker 1: it in hot oil. There are versions of fawn do
Speaker 1: where you actually cook your say, chocolate fond cheese. It's
Speaker 1: also chocolate. There's chocolate fondue. You guys, need to Okay, yeah, right, okay,
Speaker 1: it's the melting of something. Is it into oil or
Speaker 1: chocolate or cheese? I think I don't know about oil.
Speaker 1: I've never heard in oil. So you're you're essentially just
Speaker 1: frying your own chicken. They give you like boiling hot
Speaker 1: oil that you correct? Yeah, you ever had a fondue
Speaker 1: set your your parents never had a fondue set growing up. No, dude,
Speaker 1: my parents weren't rich. Sorry, rub it in, That's not
Speaker 1: what fond is. What do you mean? What's fonnd? Then
Speaker 1: fondue is like a melted like it's melted cheese, melted chocolate,
Speaker 1: and then you dip the thing and what do you
Speaker 1: You're talking about frying food, but it's also considered fon
Speaker 1: du Kyle your I used to have like fondue for
Speaker 1: my birthday every year. And there's several versions of fondue.
Speaker 1: One is like you you cook your meat in a
Speaker 1: fondue pot. There's this is why I found don't like,
Speaker 1: how old were you when you were doing fon do
Speaker 1: every year for your birthday? Because I've known you for
Speaker 1: damn near twenty years at this point, damn near. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was in my in my youth. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: an older I found out that cooking my food instead
Speaker 1: of just eating it and having it delivered to me,
Speaker 1: I do prefer a boiling hot oil thing for your
Speaker 1: twelfth birthday. But here's the other thing that's making me
Speaker 1: mad about Kyle is like fond is the worst version
Speaker 1: of that. Fondu is the worst tasting of fajitas and
Speaker 1: Korean barbecue. Those are far in so far they also okay,
Speaker 1: come at me, motherfucker. Korean barbecue is out of this world.
Speaker 1: Delicious faitas are insanely good. Fond Do is kind of right. Right.
Speaker 1: You must have a wet ass mouth. That's what's happening here.
Speaker 1: I think I do. I think I personally, I think
Speaker 1: I do have a really juicy wet mouths. That's why
Speaker 1: a lot of people call me the same Bernard of comedy,
Speaker 1: because it's just my retal slobber dog. I let it fly,
Speaker 1: so that maybe that's it. Maybe it is dry, and
Speaker 1: I I'm able to give the saturation that it needs.
Speaker 1: Maybe you just pack fucking tortillas in the back of
Speaker 1: your mouth or just absorb your saliva. I love it.
Speaker 1: That's animal version of a burrito. Bowl. He just lines
Speaker 1: his mouth with tortillas and he eats meat. Yo. You
Speaker 1: guys used to double wrap your Chipotle burrito, right, remember that?
Speaker 1: Like life hack or we'd be like to tortillas place.
Speaker 1: Why would you want that so it wouldn't break? I
Speaker 1: think that's how I did it structurally. I mean it
Speaker 1: would be it would be protection for sure, but you
Speaker 1: would just double up to get twice the carbs up
Speaker 1: in there? Did I just ate? To be honest, back
Speaker 1: in my college days, I would eat too Chipotle burritos
Speaker 1: like a fucking mad man. Dude, that's next level. I
Speaker 1: feel like I've always been, um, just beating back obesity.
Speaker 1: So it's right there, like it's on your porch and
Speaker 1: you're like, get out of here, stop eat. Yeah totally.
Speaker 1: I'm like, shoe shoo fly. I think I'm currently obese,
Speaker 1: so eat because I'm on hot might be yea, yeah
Speaker 1: you could be. And that's okay. What did you say
Speaker 1: I'm obese? Yeah, you're morbidly obese. Not morbid. I'm just obese. Chill.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's more of it. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty morbid to be all right, I'll
Speaker 1: work on it. I'm excited to see that that belly
Speaker 1: Fang and Lake of the Ozarks here and a few.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a T shirt. You will not see me
Speaker 1: without a shirt on. No, dude, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: you are not going to wear a T shirt. You
Speaker 1: wear a T shirt that's like looks like a muscle dude.
Speaker 1: That's funny, that's cool. That's the only way out. If
Speaker 1: you're not wearing that, I'm stripping that ship off. I'm
Speaker 1: bringing scissors. That's cool. I know. I'm like, are we
Speaker 1: gonna wakeboard? I was thinking about that today. Is that
Speaker 1: someone on the knees that you used to we're talking
Speaker 1: about knee boarding? You want a knee board? No, you
Speaker 1: have to knee board. We've talked about. I forgot. I
Speaker 1: forgot I was knee boarding champion already. That sounds so
Speaker 1: no shirt only, I'm gonna I'm gonna wake board. But
Speaker 1: mostly what I want to do is we're gonna have
Speaker 1: four jet skis available. Oh hell yeah, and they go
Speaker 1: seventy miles an. So here's the play. How many knots
Speaker 1: is that? Chicken? Yeah? Chicken dish? Yeah? Bro? Just go ahead,
Speaker 1: go ahead, you're joking but like we could get there,
Speaker 1: we will have helmets and ship. We could get some helmets.
Speaker 1: Didn't you remember when we filmed Workaholics and we did
Speaker 1: that jousting on go karts things, and the whole thing
Speaker 1: was like maybe Blake and our piss at each other,
Speaker 1: I can't remember, uh, And we were jousting at each
Speaker 1: other on go karts from like just fifty ft apart
Speaker 1: flooring it at each other. But obviously we had stunt
Speaker 1: guys snap in and do it for like the real thing,
Speaker 1: because we were supposed to collide. And after you do
Speaker 1: a stunt, when you're done, and they've kind of yelled cut,
Speaker 1: like you put a thumb up to like let them
Speaker 1: know you're all good. They yelled cut. After these dudes
Speaker 1: collided and one dude thumb up, other dude them up
Speaker 1: and they hit so hard. I think we're gonna play
Speaker 1: that clip right now visual. But and so you guys
Speaker 1: at home you just saw that. The sound of them hitting. Man,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, Oh dude, like helmets, a helmet. It was bad.
Speaker 1: That was one of our narliest stunts for sure. It
Speaker 1: sticks out in my mind. So what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: we could recreate that on the water where there's a
Speaker 1: chance of drowning. Do we do even even more fun
Speaker 1: water points? So seventy miles an hour? Can you like? Uh?
Speaker 1: I've seen people take jet skis and like catch some
Speaker 1: air off something and then dive them under the water.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen people do this? Yeah, at the
Speaker 1: water World. Those are jet ski jet skis. You're talking
Speaker 1: about wave runners, right, Adam, Yeah, that's right. There's no
Speaker 1: standing up. I mean, you can stand up on it,
Speaker 1: but it's not it doesn't These are not like water World,
Speaker 1: um universal students, it's not a universal city stunt show.
Speaker 1: Bumber bomber. Okay, don't ride them. No. I just thought
Speaker 1: we could do something fun, like make water World or something.
Speaker 1: I don't Maybe we couldn't make water World. Maybe we
Speaker 1: could pretend like we're in water World. Fun. It will
Speaker 1: still be fun. You can only go seven miles an
Speaker 1: hour on these things, it won't be any fun. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna have four jet skis. We're gonna have a
Speaker 1: ski boat for wakeboarding and that kind of stuff. We're
Speaker 1: going to have a pontoon boat. Sorry, a try tune.
Speaker 1: There's an extra tune in there, guys up. Okay? Uh?
Speaker 1: Huh and uh. And then there's a bastball too in case,
Speaker 1: you know, if one of us gets an itchy butthole
Speaker 1: and let's go fishing. Is that what you need? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's the little hair up ats? You know, you get
Speaker 1: a little tingle and you're like, you know what I
Speaker 1: need to get out there squarely in the morning, Danis
Speaker 1: will take you out that I probably will be hungover.
Speaker 1: I won't want to get up at like seven am
Speaker 1: to go fishing, but because that's when they buy, I
Speaker 1: won't be hungover, but I can't guarantee that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: want to get up at seven am. All right. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's the only way I have fished, just
Speaker 1: hung over. Like after college, a buddy of mine owns
Speaker 1: like a little fishing getaway camp thing like this little
Speaker 1: island in Canada. Yeah, it's fucking sick. And he was like,
Speaker 1: come on out to uh my family's fishing thing, and
Speaker 1: we went fishing. We just drank all night and then
Speaker 1: woke up at like five am and went fishing in
Speaker 1: the freezing cold in Canada and it was cool, but
Speaker 1: like I'm still gonna it was very trying. I was
Speaker 1: like this, this is cold, and sucks. Yeah. Well, I
Speaker 1: just went fishing multiple days with my dad this past
Speaker 1: week in the Ozarks, and uh it's and I did
Speaker 1: it both ways. I did it hungover and I did
Speaker 1: it not hungover was better. I will say not on
Speaker 1: over was a more pleasant experience. It was so hot.
Speaker 1: I was like, I might yak would Maybe I would
Speaker 1: feel better if I just yaked real quick, right right
Speaker 1: chum the water. Yeah, And that's what my dad says.
Speaker 1: He was like, you gotta jump the water. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's happened. He's like, it jumped the water and I'm
Speaker 1: like I can't. Yeah, I love it. Uh Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: gonna be a little I know he's gonna be like
Speaker 1: so pumped to see everyone, And classic divine maneuver is
Speaker 1: you go way too hard night one and then you're
Speaker 1: kind of burnt out by the next night. That's that's
Speaker 1: gonna be Dennis. But I know he's gonna be frustrated
Speaker 1: because he can't his voice is shot and so he
Speaker 1: isn't gonna be able to yell over us. And we
Speaker 1: all know that the only way in our friendship group,
Speaker 1: the only way to get any kind of attention or
Speaker 1: to steer the conversation in any way is just to
Speaker 1: be the loudest motherfucker. Yeah. I kind of like that.
Speaker 1: I might bring him a bullhorn. Is that cool? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be tight. That's a good call. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 1: could be really cool. Let's give Dennis d the bullhorn.
Speaker 1: That would be hey, Siri, by uh bullhorn. I'll give
Speaker 1: you the address off the pod and you could send
Speaker 1: it right there. I'm gonna bring it on the plane.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring it on the plane. They're gonna love that.
Speaker 1: Let's send a ton of stuff to my my parents
Speaker 1: house in the OS. That's a good idea. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: send my my hammock out there and maybe a tent
Speaker 1: or something. I have a field. It's going to come
Speaker 1: to that, so oh yeah, I love that. I think
Speaker 1: I think we are going to be covered with with
Speaker 1: sleeping arrangements. I think I think it's gonna be Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: that's own room, own bathroom. What are we talking? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have our own bathrooms. Yeah on the bathroom, eat
Speaker 1: you eat your house. Yeah, each room has its own.
Speaker 1: My parents live in a Oprah size mansion. What do
Speaker 1: I get? All right? Cool? Hey, guys, I watched I
Speaker 1: watched something the other day that made me think of
Speaker 1: all of us, but mostly Kyl and Blake who grew
Speaker 1: up uh in this millia. I watched the A and
Speaker 1: E biography on Brett Hart. Shit, yeah, the Heart Foundation.
Speaker 1: It was unfucking believable. Right, what cool stuff did he do? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know Brett Hart the wrestler, correct, right,
Speaker 1: Brett Hart is a legendary Canadian professional wrestler hit it
Speaker 1: big in the nineties and w f and he's part
Speaker 1: of a family, like renowned family. His dad was a
Speaker 1: big wrestler who had this Canadian his own Canadian league
Speaker 1: that at one point he sold to Vince McMahon Federation
Speaker 1: if you will, Federation, thank you. He's one of twelve kids.
Speaker 1: All the dudes. All the dudes were either wrestlers and
Speaker 1: or referees like professionally, they just all went into the business.
Speaker 1: All of the girls women in the family married wrestlers. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so when so his fun I'm trying to remember his
Speaker 1: homie who he tag teamed with his British bulldog. British
Speaker 1: Bulldog was his brother Smith, like they were family off
Speaker 1: outside of the ring. I think it happens a lot
Speaker 1: in wrestling, Like legacy is like a real thing, right,
Speaker 1: I mean look at the rock. Yeah yeah, you get
Speaker 1: kind of shoehorned into it by your familia. And everybody
Speaker 1: was saying that like he wasn't the most um, like
Speaker 1: he wasn't great at like the talking and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: but he was so precise with his moves. He was
Speaker 1: known as the best there is, the best there was,
Speaker 1: and the best there ever will be. The Hitman. Baby, Yes,
Speaker 1: but he had something he had like a nickname called
Speaker 1: like the fucking Something of Precision or something like that
Speaker 1: was that was his movie. The Sharpshooter was his move.
Speaker 1: But he was just you if you watch like replays
Speaker 1: of him doing d d T s or whatever these
Speaker 1: moves are, you can see how he's protecting his wrestler, right,
Speaker 1: like even when he's slamming them, like everything's cradled so
Speaker 1: like they will not nothing's going to happen to them.
Speaker 1: And then of course there's a tragedy of his way
Speaker 1: younger brother, oh and who fell from the rafters when
Speaker 1: he was supposed to be like lowered in. He fell
Speaker 1: from like a fucking crazy was doing this stick called
Speaker 1: them yes, he died during an event. They had to
Speaker 1: cut away cameras he was he was he was doing
Speaker 1: this stick as this guy called the Blue Blazer, and
Speaker 1: his whole thing was that he would fly in from
Speaker 1: the rafters. He hated the stick. It was like mega corny.
Speaker 1: They weren't like giving him because Owen was like an
Speaker 1: insane wrestler and like a great villain and ship, but
Speaker 1: they were kind of like making him all goofy and corny,
Speaker 1: and he ended up the fucking rope snapped. He fucking
Speaker 1: fell the ring and died. Like, man, what a shitty
Speaker 1: way to die. Imagine like somebody falling from the top
Speaker 1: of Staple Centers down onto the ring. Praise because they
Speaker 1: funk with those wires all the time. Man, that's like
Speaker 1: just what that's like crazy story. And then the whole Seawan, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, he's had every chapter of that dude's career
Speaker 1: is like what he like, he was kind of basically
Speaker 1: on his way out. He said, like, let me get
Speaker 1: like one last match with Shawn Michaels, the Heartbreak Kid
Speaker 1: that they had like a legendary feud, and but Brett
Speaker 1: was supposed to like win the match before he left,
Speaker 1: but like I guess, like Vince or somebody backstage was like, yo, Sean,
Speaker 1: you got it. We're gonna make him tap. Oh fuck,
Speaker 1: So Sean puts him in his own move. It'll they'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh, they'll be crazy. Sean's gonna put you
Speaker 1: in your move, the sharpshooter, and then you'll get out,
Speaker 1: you'll pin him, you'll win. So Vince McMahon his ringside
Speaker 1: Shawn Michaels, puts him in the fucking sharpshooter and you
Speaker 1: hear Vince go ring the bell and the guy fucking
Speaker 1: rings the bell. It's over. The ref just like walks
Speaker 1: off and Brett Heart is like furious play. It's over.
Speaker 1: Tom Michaels was like, hey, I want him out of here.
Speaker 1: And you just see like the reality on his face
Speaker 1: like spits on Vince mcmanny, so fucking piss on his face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just just and then he went to w and
Speaker 1: this is after he turned down a huge deal to
Speaker 1: go to w c W. It was it's crazy, it
Speaker 1: must watch. That is so nuts. How much like the
Speaker 1: Wrestling Lives blur with the the attress. Yes I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't know, Like it is so cool man. That's
Speaker 1: it's so attractive and so like it's wild, like how
Speaker 1: do they where are the lines? I want to fuck
Speaker 1: a wrestle there, you know what I mean, Like anybody
Speaker 1: from the Heart family. I want to suck the Undertakers Dick, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want Jake Snake Undertaker. He's in there and they
Speaker 1: have like legit new wrestlers talking about him, and you
Speaker 1: could just tell that he was like that guy and
Speaker 1: he would always give his six shades. You're not guy
Speaker 1: hit it, Blake, You're not that guy. Trust me, you're
Speaker 1: not that guy. He has those wrap around stunner shays. Right.
Speaker 1: He always went like a little kid and put them
Speaker 1: on and they'd be like they look at them same,
Speaker 1: but you know it like made their fucking life. They
Speaker 1: were like, oh my god. Imagine if I could tell you, guys,
Speaker 1: I was one of those kids to this day, I'd
Speaker 1: just be glowing. Brett the hit man Heart gave me
Speaker 1: as shades. That'd be a good documentary right there, you
Speaker 1: interview a bunch of kids about where they are now
Speaker 1: after getting the shades. I mean, that's the start of
Speaker 1: a movie that we would all watch. Is it's this
Speaker 1: kid who peaked at age eleven getting a cool wrestler sunglasses.
Speaker 1: That's like, dude, I want to interview any kid that's
Speaker 1: ever one of Global Guts Trophy and be like, where
Speaker 1: is the trophy now? And where are you? Because I
Speaker 1: feel like I where's the piece of the agro Crag.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen the aggro Crag for sale
Speaker 1: on eBay and I'm like it is who gave it up?
Speaker 1: Was it Wild Mike? Like? Come on, who's mild Mike?
Speaker 1: You always had to make up a nickname that was
Speaker 1: part of it. Would be like Stephen, crazy Legs, what's
Speaker 1: the last name? But Michael Mallley was the host, so
Speaker 1: it was a little confusing right there, you know. And
Speaker 1: that back to mo, back to Blake's coming in on
Speaker 1: this podcast. He really is. Maybe it was like crazy
Speaker 1: Mo or Wild. He's like crazy Legs, what's the last name?
Speaker 1: Can't think of a last name? Randall Anderson, Guys, how
Speaker 1: do eggs work? I'm confused as to breakfast foods? Did
Speaker 1: you get the hard boiled and the easy all that?
Speaker 1: Do you understand it now? Or like did we When
Speaker 1: you get back on set and you have people writing
Speaker 1: for you, then you get back into reality. You're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. I got I got nothing.
Speaker 1: I literally have nothing. I watched a documentary on the
Speaker 1: plane about those Duke lacrosse players who were charged with
Speaker 1: not charged, but they were brought up on charges for
Speaker 1: raping this girl. Wait, what did you read about it?
Speaker 1: I watched the documentary and I had forgot about I
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, yeah, all those rapists, those guys
Speaker 1: were rapists. But she made it up, I guess. And
Speaker 1: then it came out that she had just made it
Speaker 1: all up. So you're so you're a huge Duke lacrosse fan. Goodbye. No. No,
Speaker 1: I was just so confused by it because I I
Speaker 1: didn't hear that they had made it up. Well, that's
Speaker 1: the problem is that you thought right exactly, and so
Speaker 1: I think they like suit or something. You know, um
Speaker 1: oh imagine, Yeah, that would be I mean, that would
Speaker 1: be the absolute worst thing in your life to have
Speaker 1: that happen to you. I mean, well, no, but also
Speaker 1: being raped to maybe be the worst thing ever. Yes,
Speaker 1: that would be very terrible. Right, there's that. But what
Speaker 1: you're saying is that would be a bad situation, That
Speaker 1: would be a horrific situation, and now forever. Like if
Speaker 1: you if your dream was to your lacrosse player and
Speaker 1: you it was to go to duke or you're the
Speaker 1: next generation of duke lacrosse player, you're like, you have
Speaker 1: to transfer, you have to go somewhere else, you know what? Though,
Speaker 1: kind of and kind of not because I've seen dudes
Speaker 1: rocking duke lacrosse hats as like a check me out.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting. See I've I've seen that too, disgusting habit.
Speaker 1: But it isn't disgusting because these guys weren't rapists, No,
Speaker 1: but they're but they're doubling down on a couple of things,
Speaker 1: which is I just say where just where a plain
Speaker 1: old duke, Like you don't have to you don't have
Speaker 1: to do that unless they're like advocating for like hey,
Speaker 1: like check back in see what happened with that case?
Speaker 1: Like these people were wrongly accused. It was like a
Speaker 1: terrible thing. But you want the hat to say all that, Yes,
Speaker 1: I want the hat. There's ship all over hats now
Speaker 1: it's a big fashion thing. You can you can put
Speaker 1: lots of graphics on the hat. Now it's all over
Speaker 1: print ship. What happened? Sorry, guys, I don't want to
Speaker 1: dig too deep, but I really don't know what's going on. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna go back into it, no way. What's
Speaker 1: your favorite thirty for thirty though they were falsely accused
Speaker 1: of I think that it was like an ex gamer.
Speaker 1: That was cool, unbelievable, that was great cool. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: he fell again, he was gonna have a brain trauma, dud, dudes. Cool?
Speaker 1: Are we taking like? Are these Olympics actually going to
Speaker 1: happen or do you think they're gonna get canceled? There's
Speaker 1: I know you've got Olympic fever or do you not?
Speaker 1: Are you kind of what everybody's coming out with COVID?
Speaker 1: I cannot wait for the game too. I mean, you know, look,
Speaker 1: look for somebody who comes from a sport where you
Speaker 1: really only truly get to shine as far as like
Speaker 1: the world stage for Gen Pop every four years. This
Speaker 1: is it. I mean, this World Championships, but like nobody
Speaker 1: knows that, Nobody outside of the world is swimming or
Speaker 1: track and field, like knows that ship. This is it.
Speaker 1: I'm pumped. I love watching all these sports across the board.
Speaker 1: I find it so fascinating. Of course, basketball and these
Speaker 1: these sports where you make bazillions of dollars are off
Speaker 1: the chain. But there is something to these guys who
Speaker 1: don't make any money. You know, they have like the
Speaker 1: they work at home depot between these Olympic games and
Speaker 1: all that kind of ship sometimes um and they still
Speaker 1: do it. And not that that makes it better or
Speaker 1: more interesting, but it's a whole other facet to being
Speaker 1: a professional athlete that I think is pretty rad. But like,
Speaker 1: what about the layer of Like I was seeing like
Speaker 1: eight percent of like people who like are currently living
Speaker 1: in Japan or like we don't think we should have
Speaker 1: the games here. They're kind of like, let's do it
Speaker 1: another year or whatever. Push this ship. I feel like
Speaker 1: even before COVID and coronavirus, people were like, we're not
Speaker 1: ready for the games, like ever, like they don't have
Speaker 1: the infrastructure. They get the contract eight years before whatever,
Speaker 1: and then they forget right, Tokyo's kind of infrastructure, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Tokyo can handle. So there's only about the COVID. That's
Speaker 1: why they don't think they should have That's the main thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they're they're not they're kind of still developing. Um
Speaker 1: a Japanese vaccination. There really fightser didn't. They're not they
Speaker 1: didn't just pick up the fighter ship. I've heard they're
Speaker 1: not interested. They want to kind of develop their own Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't like interesting then Yeah, if if I was them,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want the games there either. They're like, you know,
Speaker 1: we were way behind, We did not think this ship out.
Speaker 1: Don't bring that to the doorstep. Yeah, I guess I
Speaker 1: I totally get what they're saying. But also why, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I don't understand that at all, Like why
Speaker 1: it's a global pandemic. It's just the race to who
Speaker 1: figures it out first. Some sometimes it is sometimes and
Speaker 1: technically it wasn't like some Germans like and and if
Speaker 1: you're worried that like oh they're gonna Americans or whoever
Speaker 1: developed it is gonna poison us with this vaccine, they
Speaker 1: can do the tests from the from the vaccine right right,
Speaker 1: They could actually see if it was a problem before
Speaker 1: they committed to not taking them. I think it gets
Speaker 1: complicated because there's also like aspects of like national well
Speaker 1: there's monetary, but there's also like national pride and being
Speaker 1: able to come up with your home. Sure, but I
Speaker 1: mean national pride has to take a back seat when
Speaker 1: people are dying all over the place. Hey, come on,
Speaker 1: I don't just I don't disagree, and real this is important.
Speaker 1: Guys were so charged. Yeah, they feel it's like we're
Speaker 1: like really having mature conversations today. And I like that
Speaker 1: about us. But the fans want come. I can't fucking
Speaker 1: wait though, I mean, what is the opening ceremony gonna be?
Speaker 1: Because like I remember, if you're an athlete and you
Speaker 1: have something like big the next morning, you just skip it, right,
Speaker 1: But like, who wants to go out there and be
Speaker 1: around all those people for that long? And I mean,
Speaker 1: you gotta be rocking a mask. But like even so,
Speaker 1: like funk that I'm gonna just be. You'll find me
Speaker 1: on the blocks. That's the first place you'll find me.
Speaker 1: So you're saying, if you were in the Olympics, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be partying all night and then hitting the blocks hungover.
Speaker 1: This is it the party? As soon as you're done,
Speaker 1: as soon as you're done, you go. I mean, but
Speaker 1: that's what like m J m J and the Dream
Speaker 1: Team would just got They just got hammered and and
Speaker 1: like gambled all night every night. Well that was a
Speaker 1: little different. But what about your boy? Who's the guy
Speaker 1: who's all like gia, what was that guy's name? Oh
Speaker 1: Ryan Lockday party and yeah, remember his whole saga, the
Speaker 1: Pride of Swimming. Remember his whole saga where he was
Speaker 1: like in brize ill partying and like they had him
Speaker 1: like on videos, said the Duke University lacrosse team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he lies and got stuck up. That was a fucking
Speaker 1: shit show. Unreal. I was like when it happened, I
Speaker 1: was like, what, Like, something's just no, don't add up,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? When you hear something like publicly,
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't know about this. And I know
Speaker 1: a couple of those dudes who was who he was with?
Speaker 1: Because swim most of the Golden Goggles, which is like okay, swimming, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: the Golden Gogles, Like, there's no other awards other than
Speaker 1: swimming awards at the Golden Goggles. Does it go into
Speaker 1: the lacrosse? Does it go in sorry like water water polo,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry sorry, it's it's us A swimming like the
Speaker 1: organization's awards. So it's everybody who has swimm and represented
Speaker 1: for the US, right, It's not all water sports like
Speaker 1: synchronized swimming, it's just purely racing. There was no awards
Speaker 1: for synchronized swimming, UM or diving. Is their awards? That
Speaker 1: be cool? I'd like to I'd like to practice our
Speaker 1: our sink swimming things if we could. So how many
Speaker 1: How long is this award show? I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: like it can be that long. How many races are
Speaker 1: there to give awards out for? Yeah, uh, it's not
Speaker 1: that long. It's a kind it's a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's nerd prom It's basically just it
Speaker 1: seems like a long time. It's an excuse for like
Speaker 1: swimmers to get dolled up and then kind of meet
Speaker 1: and greet with like people who donate money and stuff.
Speaker 1: So like if you give a bunch of money, you
Speaker 1: get to sit at a table with like Katie Ladecki
Speaker 1: and like et pork chops or whatever. Hey, which even
Speaker 1: with you saying like swimmers to get dolled up, because yeah,
Speaker 1: like everybody's got to wear those dumb caps. Like you
Speaker 1: want to see their actual hair, like I do. You're like, damn,
Speaker 1: they all have really good bodies, but what's the hair situation?
Speaker 1: What's under the cap? What's under the cap and they're
Speaker 1: not wearing makeup is water? It just ruined all of
Speaker 1: their hair. Buying large hair is not great. Uh hair
Speaker 1: needs Yeah, yeah, it's a pretty shitty hair. Not everybody's rocking.
Speaker 1: Um God, what there's like some shampoo back in the
Speaker 1: day for swimmers that was pretty what was it called?
Speaker 1: I'll come up with it later. I'll just swim Ultra
Speaker 1: swim shampoo. Go ahead, riveting guys. Update on the Ultra
Speaker 1: swim shampoo the Ducal Across case. Uh is this like
Speaker 1: live update? This is me and just learning about it. Update.
Speaker 1: So the girl that accused these guys of rape and
Speaker 1: it was like a huge thing, and as it should
Speaker 1: have been. It was a huge but it's a huge thing.
Speaker 1: And then find out she lied, She was convicted of murder.
Speaker 1: She stabbed her boyfriend to death. When before or after
Speaker 1: and afterwards the two Well what happened to her after
Speaker 1: she got caught lying? Was there any penalty? Didn't she
Speaker 1: lie under? Like ohth or whatever? Yeah, it does doesn't
Speaker 1: look like she was part of that story. Gruitful thing?
Speaker 1: Or is that like did that cause the murder? Guys?
Speaker 1: I'm just reading the Wikipedia, but I just thought that
Speaker 1: was an insane and and it goes back to the
Speaker 1: bachelor party, because it does not at all already doesn't
Speaker 1: go back to the bat it does so uh so,
Speaker 1: Blake and my other best man, sorry Zach, like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Zack and Kyle were like, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: strippers and they're gonna come to the house. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, we're like in our thirties now.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't need that. I'm not like a
Speaker 1: twenty two year old guy, like I've seen strippers. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. It's totally fine, we don't have to do that.
Speaker 1: And then it literally I was having this conversation with them,
Speaker 1: and then I flew that day and saw this thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Jesus Christ, I'm never gonna go near
Speaker 1: a stripper ever again in my life. Oh was she
Speaker 1: a dancer. She was a dancer and she came to
Speaker 1: their house and she came to their like they're basically
Speaker 1: their frat house, and danced and then like freaked out
Speaker 1: and left and said that she was raped, and and
Speaker 1: then all the little Cross guys like, no, she wasn't.
Speaker 1: And then it was just a firestorm of people being like,
Speaker 1: what really happened? Fuck you? And then it came back
Speaker 1: that there was like she went and got tested in
Speaker 1: all this, and then it came back that nothing had happened,
Speaker 1: and she admitted that she lied. Well, honestly, I think
Speaker 1: I could have a blast just fishing with your dad.
Speaker 1: Watch the Men in Black like that sounds really fun
Speaker 1: to me. So my pitches. We don't hire any strippers,
Speaker 1: but we do place bets, and whoever loses said bets
Speaker 1: has to strip for all of us. I thought it
Speaker 1: was just gonna be high stakes best. I'm down for
Speaker 1: high stakes bets. But like I said, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: wearing a T shirt pretty much the whole time. So
Speaker 1: if you want to, are you if you want me
Speaker 1: to porky pig, Yeah, dude, I want to see something
Speaker 1: if I can. If I can porky pig the strip,
Speaker 1: then I'll do that. So what we're gonna do is
Speaker 1: gonna make it like just bets on anything going throughout
Speaker 1: the three slash four days, and if you lose that bet,
Speaker 1: you have to take an article clothing off and never
Speaker 1: put it back on again. H Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1: Ever again? Like so like like to get back on
Speaker 1: like even to get back on the plane. If your
Speaker 1: button naked, your button naked and you you live like that,
Speaker 1: now good luck running a No. It ends as soon
Speaker 1: as you get out of the car and enter the airport,
Speaker 1: then you have you're allowed to put all your clothes
Speaker 1: back kind of both of you, but I consider to
Speaker 1: carry on them. So you just have to explain it
Speaker 1: to your uber driver on the way to the airport.
Speaker 1: He'll get science. That's it. That's the biggest, the biggest.
Speaker 1: There's there's not gonna be any uber drivers on the
Speaker 1: way to the airport. Yeah, it's it's three hours away.
Speaker 1: I heard it's up. It is. It is sucked up admittedly,
Speaker 1: Like how that's Adams rationale. Adams rationale isn't that you're
Speaker 1: not going to be naked. It's that there's no uber drivers.
Speaker 1: But don't worry about those super drivers you will be named.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it. I want my parents to feel
Speaker 1: like that they have to move after this batch their
Speaker 1: party weekends. They can never view their home as a
Speaker 1: home again. Well, they're like the neighbors like how did
Speaker 1: they bring strippers over something? And like did something weird? Happen,
Speaker 1: and my parts were like no, actually, actually worse. It
Speaker 1: was just these It was just these forty year old
Speaker 1: men winking their butt holes at each other for a weekend.
Speaker 1: It was actually reach out to Speedo. Should I reach
Speaker 1: out to Speedo and get some bachelor party speedos made
Speaker 1: for the gang? Yes? Please, men, and thousand times yes
Speaker 1: please Speedo. Rap I know you're listening, shout me a
Speaker 1: holler done. If we could get a gang of Lakeward Death,
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna want to stay hydrated because we're gonna
Speaker 1: be doing a lot of dehydration. And then also we
Speaker 1: we we got Ashland coming through. They're going to give
Speaker 1: us like a pallette of hard Saltzer's. Yeah, and if
Speaker 1: we got to go anywhere specialized, just send those bikes
Speaker 1: and uh, I guess we'll use them there. Whatever works
Speaker 1: for you guys, Yeah sure. And then hot pockets. I
Speaker 1: like to eat those as well. Those are delicious Totinos,
Speaker 1: Totino's bagel pizzas, come on through Father's Pizza or whatever.
Speaker 1: The fun it was Bro Papa Murphy's forever. The fact
Speaker 1: that you haven't heard of Papa Murphy's is so weird.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's a small chain. It's it's a giant.
Speaker 1: I understand. It's the best. It's the best pizza you
Speaker 1: could ask for taking back, thank you. Blakey's delicious. It is.
Speaker 1: It absolutely is thin crust. It's a thin crust. It's
Speaker 1: they loaded with whatever from Chicago. They have that in Chicago,
Speaker 1: Murphy's Rocks. You gotta make it yourself. That yeah, you
Speaker 1: do have to put it in the oven. You don't
Speaker 1: make it yourself. Oh yeah, Kyle, Mr. Mr. I don't
Speaker 1: like to make a fahita in a fucking tortilla, but
Speaker 1: I'll bring my pizza home and I'll on. Goddamn the
Speaker 1: hypocrisy on this Peah. You guys are dumb as fun.
Speaker 1: There's there's clear fawnd. Okay, let me clear it up.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's fawond is something you do at home. I'm not
Speaker 1: at a restaurant. I'm It's fun for me to pretend
Speaker 1: like I'm a restaurant. They do do it at restaurant,
Speaker 1: So you the whole thing for you is to have
Speaker 1: your house become a restaurant. If I'm at home, it's fun.
Speaker 1: If I never heard of the melting pot, have you
Speaker 1: been in the melting pop motherfucker. Okay. Yeah, if I'm
Speaker 1: at home, it's fun for me to pretend I'm at
Speaker 1: a restaurant and I'm so done. But if I'm at
Speaker 1: a restaurant, I don't want to pretend on a fucking restaurant. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want any TakeBack or apologist. Kyle. If you
Speaker 1: don't apologize to fahita's, I'm fucking showing up at your
Speaker 1: door with a fondue pot and thrown in your face.
Speaker 1: I don't like them. Yeah, with fajitas, I I like
Speaker 1: durs came at me like I'm a fucking asshole for loving.
Speaker 1: They're the most one of the most popular things at
Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant. Delicious. They're great. They're delicious, and you gotta
Speaker 1: put exactly what you want on it, the exact amount
Speaker 1: that you want on it. Why don't you cry about it?
Speaker 1: You know what I like at a Mexican restaurant. Oh
Speaker 1: wet burrito. Okay, yo for you? Good for you. Hey Todd,
Speaker 1: can you drop the far noise right now? Please? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's what I like. Oh my god, talking about like
Speaker 1: the build up and the no delivery, the fact that
Speaker 1: this guy came through with wet burrito. Wet burrito. You
Speaker 1: know what's the second worst thing after the fahita? A
Speaker 1: wet burrito, ship man looking asshole. That's not good at all.
Speaker 1: So what do you get that's so delicious? Yeah, durs,
Speaker 1: you high and mighty motherfucker holier than what do you
Speaker 1: come down from your mountain down? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: These things called things called tacos tacos, well, that's essentially
Speaker 1: what fat is. Hard, dude, that's what they are. Fahitas
Speaker 1: are dry tacos. Shut your big tacos, fahita, burritos, tostados.
Speaker 1: They're all the same ingredients, package differently. That's what they are.
Speaker 1: You probably tostado's. Get the funk out of here. I
Speaker 1: do like to eat the bull. How you like to
Speaker 1: eat the ball? I'm not going, dude, I think that's
Speaker 1: how they cool. I'm looking like Kyle wonders why he's obies.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm eating a salad. Yeah, I eat because
Speaker 1: I'm on hot. I like foods where you can eat
Speaker 1: the ball all the crush the fucking bread ball. Dude.
Speaker 1: I'll shout out a very specific fahita right now, don
Speaker 1: cucko shrimp fahitas are so fire if you're in the
Speaker 1: l A area. My good is gracious, that is that's
Speaker 1: some good damn rocks. I'll come, Padre, Ross, come Padre
Speaker 1: and on a scale of dry as a rock to
Speaker 1: just wind blowing in your mouth. No, no, this is wet,
Speaker 1: wet juicy. This is wet, wet juice. The only thing
Speaker 1: I will say, the only Let's keep it real. You
Speaker 1: guys know what I'm talking about. The only thing that
Speaker 1: is dry is sometimes not all the time. Sometimes the
Speaker 1: chicken is dry. Do you know why it's draw? The
Speaker 1: steak is never dry. It's never dry. Why it's dry?
Speaker 1: Do you know? Wait? I love this? Do you know
Speaker 1: I know why it's drying? Oh? Please raise your hand,
Speaker 1: you dump? Fuck? Why didn't dry? Why is it dry?
Speaker 1: Because yes, because it's done. The meal is done, and
Speaker 1: they bring it out to the table and it continues
Speaker 1: to sit there and fucking cook. Okay, wow, set up.
Speaker 1: It's overcooked, man, because you fucking brought the kitchen to
Speaker 1: your plate. Your dumbass you are, You're a stupid dumbass man.
Speaker 1: This dude is hammering you to the wall. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: is not only my favorite actor, he might be one
Speaker 1: of my favorite comedians to just his delivery is so
Speaker 1: spot on every time. I like how he's playing with
Speaker 1: how close he gets to the Yeah, suddenly drop a
Speaker 1: few like visual things on our Instagram and now Kyle
Speaker 1: is performing for the camera. I guess what you three
Speaker 1: you're going to be doing next? What what performing to
Speaker 1: the camera? I just cracked the seal. Bro, your light,
Speaker 1: your your your your light years ahead. I just cracked
Speaker 1: the seal. Play with the medium, and then you guys
Speaker 1: will follow. Yeah, this is some real groundbreaking ship. Kyle.
Speaker 1: You're blowing my fucking mind right now. I know this
Speaker 1: is this is great, my fucking mind. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to us your A and E Bio's gonna be off
Speaker 1: the off the chart. This is a form of art
Speaker 1: and Kyle is mastering it and we're watching it in
Speaker 1: real time. I love this guy that art do it
Speaker 1: from go away in the back corner of the room
Speaker 1: and talking. It will be the same audio, but he
Speaker 1: just we're never the same after that pocket dude, I
Speaker 1: have ideas. I have ideas for how I'm going to
Speaker 1: use this medium, and you guys are gonna be like,
Speaker 1: what the fun? What are you on? Hey? Let's your
Speaker 1: You're going to be like, Wow, you guys wanted the
Speaker 1: visual podcast, Now you got it. Look, Blake's doing a
Speaker 1: Blair Witch project or something. Yeah, look at who's doing it. Second,
Speaker 1: look who's doing it? Second? Yeah, I'm picking up the tor.
Speaker 1: Daddy breaks the mold and Blake follows, come and ride
Speaker 1: that train, and right, that was good. This episode is
Speaker 1: off the rail. So for everyone at home, Blake just
Speaker 1: crawled on to the floor hiding, humped out of us.
Speaker 1: I think I told you guys just before the podcast started,
Speaker 1: but the A C broke in my rental house that
Speaker 1: I'm renting here in Charleston. It is I think like
Speaker 1: it was eighty two degrees when I stopped. It's so
Speaker 1: fucking hot. Right now, you got a fan, you got
Speaker 1: some fan act, there's no there's I don't own a fan.
Speaker 1: You should go ahead. A box fan from like CVS
Speaker 1: or something should have today. I was he was supposed
Speaker 1: to come like all day. So what time is it.
Speaker 1: It's like it's nine o'clock, you can still go. I
Speaker 1: would go just it's a box. No, you see what
Speaker 1: Unice is my bedroom? Actually the A C. There's multiple
Speaker 1: different Oh yeah, ac unit but just the one in
Speaker 1: the main living room, kitchen, dining room area is bust.
Speaker 1: So it's if I haven't been real chatty today, it's
Speaker 1: because I'm absolutely fucking miserable right now. When I was
Speaker 1: a kid, we have like we had a pretty big house,
Speaker 1: but like we had one one ERICN. Sitioner. We we
Speaker 1: had a very tall house. It was three stories. Uh,
Speaker 1: well you have that's true. It makes sense. Actually, I'm,
Speaker 1: for instance, taller than everybody. Yes, but but my dad
Speaker 1: would build this tarp thing that would like section off
Speaker 1: the stairs to go up and downstairs, and then so
Speaker 1: like the second floor, we would all just sleep on
Speaker 1: the second floor with uh the a C thing was
Speaker 1: like on the landing in that window, and it would
Speaker 1: blast it up and then we would all just have
Speaker 1: fans in the doorway blowing into our respective bedrooms and
Speaker 1: it was a I was living a nightmare, dude. It
Speaker 1: would be so hot. Yeah. A C used to not
Speaker 1: be a big, like that big of a deal. My
Speaker 1: parents didn't have I was like tan or something. When
Speaker 1: they finally got air conditioning, had moved out of the
Speaker 1: out of the house. Yeah, I went to college. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was just like a window unit in the
Speaker 1: living room, and then our bedrooms were just a absolutely
Speaker 1: fucked and you had to sleep with the windows. Home.
Speaker 1: Everything is fun. Everybody sucks. Everybody sucks double. I mean
Speaker 1: you had an old house, right. Our house was built
Speaker 1: in like fucking I don't know, ninety or something. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: our house was It was like in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1: It was an old farmhouse in Iowa. I meant, I
Speaker 1: meant seventeen U for me, it was really old. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: mine was like fifteen. My house was a wigwam. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like one of those. It was a long house,
Speaker 1: not a whole long house, very very very old. You
Speaker 1: say home, I say cave. I lived in a cave.
Speaker 1: We had a little a little fire we made. The
Speaker 1: cave was my home. So, Adam, was that the house
Speaker 1: you had where you um had a room specifically made
Speaker 1: for your BB gun like a little rifle range. Is
Speaker 1: that the same one? Yeah? It was like it was
Speaker 1: super old house. And I guess it used to be
Speaker 1: like a B and B and so like there was
Speaker 1: just tons of like other rooms that were just kind
Speaker 1: of oddly shaped because they it was the super old
Speaker 1: house that they just would be like Okay, we'll split
Speaker 1: this room in half and make this weird little room
Speaker 1: like staff quarters and stuff. I guess so and so uh.
Speaker 1: I had like a baby gun room, which is pretty tight,
Speaker 1: and I definitely locked myself in an old refrigerator down there,
Speaker 1: and I definitely thought I was gonna die, like definitely.
Speaker 1: My mom was like, don't do this, it's very dangerous.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, me and my friends were
Speaker 1: shooting each other with baby guns in this room and
Speaker 1: I tried to hide from the bullets in the refrigerator
Speaker 1: and was like, if my buddy wouldn't have let me out,
Speaker 1: I would have for sure suffocated. That's just one of
Speaker 1: the many times I almost died. Was it on or
Speaker 1: was it just like down there goes a plug down? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's just down there. It was like they needed to
Speaker 1: throw it away. Yeah, you couldn't get rid of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Your parents are like, so there's a death
Speaker 1: trap down here. Don't crawl into it. We're not gonna
Speaker 1: get right. Not. It would be so fun to crawl
Speaker 1: into it, and it would be so cool, but don't
Speaker 1: do it. Don't do it. Don't even try it, even
Speaker 1: though it'd be super fun. Do you ever lock your
Speaker 1: sister in there. Now, I didn't. I wasn't mean like that.
Speaker 1: I would normally try to make my sister because she
Speaker 1: really wanted to hang out with me and my friends.
Speaker 1: So we would be like, oh, you have to initiate
Speaker 1: by climbing up. Specifically, it was you had to climb
Speaker 1: up this ladder to a balcony in my garage and
Speaker 1: then walk across this beam that connected the garage door
Speaker 1: to this balcony, then turn around on that beam, jump
Speaker 1: the eight feet across, hang on the balcony ridge, and
Speaker 1: then fall to the ground, which, by the way, um
Speaker 1: none of us even were able to do it. We've
Speaker 1: all tried and just bailed and had to jump down
Speaker 1: to the ground. And I told my sister this, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I'll do it, and she runs to the
Speaker 1: top of the ladder, misses the last step, falls ten
Speaker 1: feet to her skull and yeah, and had a huge
Speaker 1: goose egg on her skull and that's why she's crosshyde.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, then, you're like, yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: you're on our team we're playing. Immediately like you're on
Speaker 1: You're on the team, and she's like, I'm like, you're fine,
Speaker 1: you're fined, you're a fight. It wasn't even that bad
Speaker 1: of all. You're okay, sorry mom. I got in some
Speaker 1: trouble for that one, but I wasn't. I didn't like
Speaker 1: locker and stuff. It was mostly just like, yeah, do
Speaker 1: this crazy thing if you want to join our club,
Speaker 1: and thinking she wouldn't try to do it. My brothers
Speaker 1: would put me in sleeping bags upside down. Oh yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I did that move with my little brother, which is
Speaker 1: an absolute Nightmary. Yeah, because you can't breathe, you can't
Speaker 1: see claustrophobias, and you're just getting your ass kick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like me and Adam used to just like stand with
Speaker 1: it and fight like that, like put him over our
Speaker 1: head and then fight, right. That was like the plan.
Speaker 1: But then they'd be like, well, fuck, you're you're six
Speaker 1: years jumping thes. We're just gonna like scarre you. Just
Speaker 1: pick you up and just swing you around at trees
Speaker 1: and stuff. Let's go take it. We're gonna take him
Speaker 1: to the lake and drop him in time behind the car.
Speaker 1: It was like the good Son with the mcaulay culkin movie.
Speaker 1: They got they just watched that and they were like,
Speaker 1: let's do all that stuff to our brother, all the
Speaker 1: psychotic shit. Yeah, that was Elijah would right. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: movie rocks the Son, Yeah, the good Son. That movie
Speaker 1: does rock. McAuley Culkin was so good in that movie
Speaker 1: because he was like basically just doing all the stuff
Speaker 1: from Home Alone without the like sound effects. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the comics stunt version of it. Yeah, without the like
Speaker 1: it wasn't funny at all. Yeah, it was still people
Speaker 1: like stepping on nails. You just didn't have Daniel Stern
Speaker 1: going right, you had Elijah Wood going why are you
Speaker 1: doing that? Like so convincingly like stop it? Mom? I didn't.
Speaker 1: It was good. Why did you kill that man with
Speaker 1: a paint can to the head? I would watch the
Speaker 1: like r rated like thriller version of Home Alone? Really funny?
Speaker 1: Is that Panic Room? Essentially they've done it? Yeah, they've
Speaker 1: done it. It was very good. Well wasn't are you
Speaker 1: saying it's Panic Room? Yeah? Right kind of isn't that
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez? Is it Jennifer Lopez? No? Panic Room is
Speaker 1: Jodie Foster and um Jared Leto when he's got like
Speaker 1: the corn rows the braids, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: do they set up like Booby traps around the house
Speaker 1: and ship. I mean, I think she's smart and there
Speaker 1: are booby trap type things that happened, but they're just
Speaker 1: trying to get them out of the panic room. Okay,
Speaker 1: it sounds great. So we still have a movie idea
Speaker 1: that we can do, like adult Home Alone where people
Speaker 1: kill what would it be? I mean, I guess like
Speaker 1: Predator is kind of like a good call. Arnold said
Speaker 1: some booby to the Chopper is essentially the famous quote
Speaker 1: from Well, are there any takebacks? Apologies? I hope there are.
Speaker 1: I hope there are. There's a couple I'm hoping to get.
Speaker 1: Let me apologize. I'll apologize for coming at you guys
Speaker 1: about Fajita's. I think they're fun thinking. I think I
Speaker 1: think that they bring an ambiance to a Mexican restaurant
Speaker 1: that you can't get anywhere else. Okay, getting that at
Speaker 1: a steakhouse, You're not getting that at Kyle's stupid salad restaurant,
Speaker 1: right yeah, um, okay, I stand I stand by that
Speaker 1: they're dry and not great, but I I if you're
Speaker 1: into them, I'm into them. Okay, thank you, awesome, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. I would I'd like to can I
Speaker 1: apologize real quick. Yes, I apologize for saying the word
Speaker 1: mung again bringing it back around. Just's just not my
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be my style to continually talk about
Speaker 1: disgusting stuff such as mug. So i'd like to and
Speaker 1: do you have because you did say that you're going
Speaker 1: to make us proud even though I couldn't care less.
Speaker 1: But oh my god. Okay, well, just Adam said he
Speaker 1: wanted to be a proud boy. Yeah that's what I said.
Speaker 1: I kept saying that you give me a moment. Uh,
Speaker 1: let me see what's happened. You got one, you got
Speaker 1: one queued up. I don't know this guy came even
Speaker 1: fart on command. He evidently doesn't deserve the fart right
Speaker 1: your parents right now, that's essentially among yourself. Well, while
Speaker 1: Kyle is trying to muster something brew one up, I
Speaker 1: would like to compliment out of my brother in fajitas.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that I had somebody here to have
Speaker 1: Fahita's back with me, because they are legit the item
Speaker 1: on a Mexican food restaurant. Come on, I love him,
Speaker 1: and I love that you dirty was coming up me specifically.
Speaker 1: Then you took the brunt of it. You were like you,
Speaker 1: he was shooting a bullet at me, and you dove
Speaker 1: right and you took it to your chest. And I
Speaker 1: want to thank Blake for doing that because I didn't
Speaker 1: have I didn't have the energy today. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: sweating over here. My palms are all sweaty. It's it's
Speaker 1: wet underneath here, underneath my headphones. Blake wasn't really saying
Speaker 1: anything of consequence. He was again louder saying things. That's okay.
Speaker 1: Sometimes louder pinches the bullet and I did that. No
Speaker 1: no good points, no points, okay, give your give yourself
Speaker 1: some points. It's just one of those days. That's for Adam.
Speaker 1: Thank you. No farts over here? Who is is that
Speaker 1: fred Frederick Durst? Yes? That is that is that is him?
Speaker 1: No farts sky Okay, well it's unfortunately maybe on the
Speaker 1: next one. Would I would just like to thank you
Speaker 1: guys for carrying the load this this specific podcast. Uh
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm I'm wet over here. I'm sweating
Speaker 1: while it's just sitting here and it's like eighty six
Speaker 1: degrees over here. I'm just sweating. Think it has to
Speaker 1: do with the OBEs City Uh, it might be the obesity.
Speaker 1: How are you obese? Can't stop eating? Well? Hang on,
Speaker 1: what are you? What are you eating that makes you
Speaker 1: so obese? Because we've been over this. You're vegan or
Speaker 1: damn near it. I just don't work out. I don't
Speaker 1: I know, but that doesn't matter. Aren't you eating healthfully? Well?
Speaker 1: He it's the chippies. No, I'm not eating chip or healthy. Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah I love chips. Yeah, it's the bags of chips.
Speaker 1: Is it healthy or is it healthfully? Health fully? Are
Speaker 1: you eating healthy? Are you eating healthfully? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you call it, whatever you want it? Bro,
Speaker 1: eating chips, the guys eating the chippies. I think chips.
Speaker 1: I think chips are healthy, but I think you eat healthfully.
Speaker 1: Sorry not not not sorry, not the chips are healthy,
Speaker 1: but like, um, a fucking what A piece of food
Speaker 1: is healthy? But to eat healthfully? Yes? Yes? And this important.
Speaker 1: We out of here