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Speaker 1: The Nikki Gliser podcast. Glaser here I am, It's Nicky Glazer.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. Brian's back.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have a gall bladder anymore, but it's Brian.

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Speaker 1: Franjie We. Chris Conby is also in studio with me

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Speaker 1: and Saint Louis. Welcome to the show, Brian, welcome back.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you very much. Yes, I lost exactly

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Speaker 2: two ounces by removing that gall bladder.

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Speaker 1: Two ounces.

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Speaker 2: Two ounces. I don't know, I think is it I

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Speaker 2: don't know, if not big, it's like the size of

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Speaker 2: a honestly, like the size of a condom. WHOA, That's

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Speaker 2: like the best thing I could think of.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of like, yeah, what else is that?

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Speaker 4: Those are all different sizes.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point.

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Speaker 2: What kids of a shirt or a shoe?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the things are condoms size I guess

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Speaker 1: like a lollipop wrapper that you get it, the dentist condoms.

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Speaker 2: Condoms are bigger than the lollipop, A match a.

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Speaker 5: Match book condom, like in a package a condom?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like a round Yeah no, it's it's undone

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Speaker 2: and it's filled with stuff. So I would say, like

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Speaker 2: a condom filled with half filled with water. That's what

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Speaker 2: only half?

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, I was picturing like a condom in the wrapper.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I could have said balloon, but balloon would have

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Speaker 2: you would.

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Speaker 3: And then we would have when you could have said condom, Brian, and.

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Speaker 1: Then we back where we fucking started.

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Speaker 2: The gall bladders the size of a tiny penis sized balloon.

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Speaker 1: Okay, good to know. And how do you feel?

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Speaker 2: Pretty good? I feel conversation. Yeah, after this conversation, I

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Speaker 2: feel upset, bewildered, confused.

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Speaker 1: You came back to work too soon. Okay, so you you.

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Speaker 1: I followed up a I thought you were having it

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Speaker 1: like later than you were, but I followed up asking you,

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Speaker 1: how are you feeling about this upcoming surgery?

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Speaker 3: And you were like, I already had it. So you

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Speaker 3: had it on last Monday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, almost a week and a day ago. And I

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Speaker 2: feel better now than I did before the surgery. I

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Speaker 2: felt like I was being poisoned, and now, like the poison,

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Speaker 2: I'm not receiving the poison anymore. So there's Holistically, I

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Speaker 2: feel a lot better. I feel more mental clarity, I

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Speaker 2: feel more energy. I'm obviously still recovering from the incisions

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Speaker 2: and things like that. So I'm like, not like running

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Speaker 2: a marathon, but without a doubt, this was so far

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Speaker 2: knock on wood, A great decision.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. Yeah, I wanted

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Speaker 1: on Monday too. You guys both had something removed on Monday. Wow,

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Speaker 1: whatever this dog's name is.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, what do you want to I just wanted to

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Speaker 2: thank you all the besties who reached out, who told

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Speaker 2: me about their gallbladder experiences. I a lot have a

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Speaker 2: lot of besties have had their gallbladders out, and they're

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Speaker 2: all fine. I don't No one sent me a message

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Speaker 2: that was like, don't do it. I got it done

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Speaker 2: and it was terrible. Everyone was like, I did it,

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Speaker 2: I'm fine, everything's great. And there was one best thing

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Speaker 2: in particular who got their gallbladder removed at the same

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Speaker 2: hospital in Austin that I went to the emergency room for.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, look at that, look at that.

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Speaker 2: I know the world's just filled with people in different places.

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Speaker 3: I just saw a thing today, like a reeal that

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Speaker 1: Talking about how I send it to my friends and

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Speaker 1: now I already forgot the whole gist of it. But

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Speaker 1: it's like you are we're all in the same planet together.

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Speaker 1: Every hundred years, it's a whole new batch of people,

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Speaker 1: and you got to kind of look at the people

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Speaker 1: and it's so crazy that we ended up the same

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Speaker 1: time instead of just being being one of these people

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Speaker 1: that's like I hate people. Oh yeah, I hate people.

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Speaker 5: Or like even like in traffic, you just loathe. You

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Speaker 5: just make enemies of everyone. You're walking on the street,

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Speaker 5: somebody cuts you off, that's an enemy. Yeah, you're in traffic,

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Speaker 5: you're just making anymy.

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Speaker 1: I heard a good one recently. And you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: and then you kind of like go all right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: going on, Yeah that you know my thing and it

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Speaker 1: like when someone when I accidentally like cut someone off

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Speaker 1: or something or like do something wrong, I immediately want forgiveness,

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Speaker 1: the times that I've done stupid things where I'm just like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I want to go there now, and I want to

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Speaker 5: But it's easy to give forgiveness when somebody is sorry,

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Speaker 5: but if somebody doesn't give you the way a bad

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Speaker 5: motion you're it's difficult to Oh.

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Speaker 1: I always wave frantically, yeah, thank you so much, where

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Speaker 1: they're like kind of like, no, it's okay. In Saint Louis,

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Speaker 1: there's this thing of like everyone is so nice here,

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Speaker 1: or at least like pride themselves on being like fair

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Speaker 1: that they do this thing that Chris and I realized,

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Speaker 1: like there'll be two lanes that merge right into one.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's say it's an on ramp onto the highway

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Speaker 1: and there's two lanes merging. Well, Saint Louis's don't want

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Speaker 1: to ever cut in line, so they won't take the

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Speaker 1: side that is supposed to do like a zipper motion,

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Speaker 1: and so they all line up in one and then

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Speaker 1: this is the way it's supposed to work.

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Speaker 4: So people are out politing each other.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Meanwhile traffic is being backed up on the road

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Speaker 5: that the zipper method is trying to alleviate.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: And then I will say another thing about Saint Louis

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Speaker 1: drivers that have noticed is that they because of this

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Speaker 1: same thing of like, they don't like rudeness, they don't

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Speaker 1: like cutting man, they don't let people in like in

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Speaker 1: LA and I think I guess New York I've driven

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Speaker 1: and like other places, I feel like they let you.

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Speaker 1: LA is probably the only other place I've driven a

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Speaker 1: car they let you merge. When you're like, oh, I

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Speaker 2: It doesn't They do not let you in. If you're

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Speaker 2: have to cross the you know, the George Washington Bridge

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Speaker 2: or whatever, it's like you have to literally like pretend

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Speaker 2: you in. You have to be like, look, I don't

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Speaker 5: But that's the language there, like there's yeah, there's different

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Speaker 5: language all over for those things, for like in New York.

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Speaker 5: That's I used to This is gonna sound like a brag,

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Speaker 5: but I used to ride my motorcycle around New York.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, cool.

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Speaker 4: I know I'm cool.

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Speaker 1: I know you're so cool.

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Speaker 4: What about now?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Whoa sun glass?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't know who I was dating. I just

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I feel like I'm cheating now because

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Speaker 4: I motorcycle. There's a different one now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, riding around with your helmet on.

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Speaker 4: You ride around usually with your helmet on, and you.

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Speaker 5: There's just different rules in different places, and so it

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Speaker 5: isn't necessarily rude to do certain things.

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Speaker 4: In New York.

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Speaker 5: It's just you have to be aggressive to let them

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Speaker 5: know then you mean business. Otherwise they're all playing by

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Speaker 5: the same rules. And so it looks horrible to you

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Speaker 5: if you're from someplace where everybody's like doing something different.

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Speaker 4: But it's just different.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I will say that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll let anyone in in front of me, but

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Speaker 4: I can't handle that holding the.

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Speaker 3: I'll say we Because I'm a woman, they're not going

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Speaker 1: But if I was a man, I probably wouldn't, you know,

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Speaker 1: And I will say the other day, I was at

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Speaker 1: But I get in line at the you know, priority line,

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Speaker 1: and there's like two people in front of me.

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Speaker 2: Motorcycle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I waited for the two people in front

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Speaker 1: Usually at Saint Louis there's just like no one there.

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Speaker 1: and I just start I write you, I write everyone

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Speaker 1: in my life. I'm I'm not going to make it,

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Speaker 1: and I do the thing that I hate doing, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss my flight. I'm gonna yeah. I think

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Speaker 1: I said that just makes sense to him. It's like,

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Speaker 1: miss my flight. And he goes, I'm late too, and

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Speaker 1: he goes, it's boarding now, and I go, well, you

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Speaker 1: can't check a bag anymore if you're flight sporting. That

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Speaker 1: means that you had this conversation with him yeah, I go, well,

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Speaker 1: I go, ooh, that's bad. I go, you can't check

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Speaker 1: before your flight and he goes well and I go,

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Speaker 1: all right, well cool. So then that guy kind of

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Speaker 1: authorities were on good Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Once you med, woman, they take you out.

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Speaker 1: And I get to the front somehow, and this woman

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I was already a minute over. So

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Speaker 1: it's forty four minutes before, and I go, can you

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Speaker 1: please find a way to check my I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 5: Yes, the people working in there know the rules perfectly,

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Speaker 5: And then that's her name is girl. And then you

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Speaker 1: I Kirsten's pregnant and I know the name of her

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Speaker 3: It would be so fucking fuck you, Kirsten.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: Gary Veeder, who was on the show the last episode,

438
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Speaker 1: named his daughter or son after a dog that he

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Speaker 1: and his wife both loved. They owned a dog walking company,

440
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Speaker 1: and I was like, that's so cute, awesome, and it's

441
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Speaker 1: so and it's so a thing that a comedian would

442
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Speaker 1: someday be like, can you believe my parents name me

443
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Speaker 1: after a dog? And we'd all go, oh my god,

444
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,560
Speaker 1: what terrible parents, even though they're like, you could be

445
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Speaker 1: great parents for naming your kid after a dog, because

446
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Speaker 1: it's like funny and cool or it's like they're the word.

447
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Speaker 1: We can spin anything, Brian, what names?

448
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Speaker 4: What names? Do you think?

449
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Speaker 5: So a friend just saw the dog for the first

450
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Speaker 5: time and the first thing that came to his mind

451
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Speaker 5: Nathan Lane, Yes, that's just what came that was in

452
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Speaker 5: his heart for this dog girl.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Layney, what about you?

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Speaker 2: I hate when you are talking to someone like sometimes

455
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Speaker 2: I meet someone whose name is Jack and my dog's

456
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Speaker 2: name is Jack, and then I go, Jack, that's my

457
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Speaker 2: dog's name. And then sometimes those people get offended. Yeah,

458
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Speaker 2: I hate those people. Those people can roten a burning shiit.

459
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Speaker 1: I get excited when people have a dog named Nikki.

460
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Speaker 1: In fact, I don't think I've told this on the podcast.

461
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Speaker 1: I hope that I haven't.

462
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Speaker 4: Is there a sound effect that we can do that's

463
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Speaker 4: like breaking news? Dn't d' that's it?

464
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Speaker 1: We'll be right back up to this with this breaking

465
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Speaker 1: news story. Okay, I don't know that if I told this,

466
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Speaker 1: but I met a bestie.

467
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Speaker 3: I've told you, Chris. I met a bestie at a.

468
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Speaker 1: Meet and greet and she was with her husband, and

469
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Speaker 1: she was very excited to meet me, so sweet and

470
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Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, we were listening to your

471
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Speaker 1: podcasts on the way here, like this is like such

472
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Speaker 1: a dream come true. It was so nice, and she

473
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Speaker 1: was like and she was like Jonathan and she like

474
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Speaker 1: calls over her husband because she's having a moment with

475
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Speaker 1: me first, and then she's like I need I need

476
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Speaker 1: him here for this, and she was like, I need

477
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Speaker 1: to tell you both something and did I tell this yet, Brian,

478
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Speaker 1: and she goes, she goes, Jonathan h Nicky's nephew and

479
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Speaker 1: niece are named Poppy and Arlowe, and I just see

480
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Speaker 1: his face drop and she goes, those are our dogs' names,

481
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Speaker 1: and she was like, I named our dogs after Nicky's

482
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Speaker 1: niece and nephew and I didn't want you to know

483
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Speaker 1: at the time, and he was like, you you did,

484
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Speaker 1: Like he felt so left out, but also like kind

485
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Speaker 1: of confused, but also like didn't care. He was just

486
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Speaker 1: like Okay, that's cool. I was like, I'm sorry, Jonathan,

487
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,359
Speaker 1: like you cut because I know that would really irritate you.

488
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Speaker 4: Like what if you've done to me?

489
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so yeah it was. But he was really

490
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Speaker 1: like because I was like taking care of him, I

491
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Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, this really doesn't mean anything.

492
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Speaker 1: She was just you know, it's there, my niece, and

493
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Speaker 1: have your very cute and she was like, we were

494
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Speaker 1: listening to your podcast on the way here and you

495
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Speaker 1: were talking about Poppy and I thought you might also

496
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Speaker 1: say Arlow and he would have connected it. And I

497
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Speaker 1: didn't want to tell him until we were here with you.

498
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Speaker 1: But it was really it was a very cute moment

499
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Speaker 1: that fans have been doing the sweetest things like that

500
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Speaker 1: means so much to me. Oh my god. This weekend,

501
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Speaker 1: I'm at Foxwood's Casino, which is this huge, huge casino

502
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Speaker 1: campus in the middle of Connecticut. I don't know if

503
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Speaker 1: it's in the middle. I don't really know where we

504
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Speaker 1: were in Connecticut, you know, no, and I have no

505
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Speaker 1: idea even where Connecticut is, to be honest with you.

506
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Speaker 3: And I go to the Starbucks.

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00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,800
Speaker 1: There was only one Starbucks on campus, and I go

508
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Speaker 1: alone Onya, I wanted Anya to walk me because it

509
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 1: was I had to show there the night before, so

510
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Speaker 1: I'm like kind of recognizable. Especially you know, if I'm

511
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 1: just like out and about in a town, I would

512
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,879
Speaker 1: never care about going to Starbucks on my own because

513
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,359
Speaker 1: I don't feel recognizable. But when I'm at a casino

514
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 1: where I'm performing and my posters everywhere, like, I was

515
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 1: just like, I just don't It's a long walk. I

516
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,159
Speaker 1: was like, Anya, will you go with me? And she

517
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 1: was like, she just gave me your hat, and she

518
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 1: was like, you'll be fine because she had she had

519
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 1: really need to take anab and she was tired, and

520
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 1: it's a long walk to Starbucks. So I was like, actually, okay,

521
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Speaker 1: I'll just go. So I put on my hat and

522
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,880
Speaker 1: I rush over there and I didn't get recognized at all.

523
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Speaker 1: Pretty good good. Uh moved very fast, looked to the

524
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Speaker 1: ground and probably no one gave.

525
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Speaker 2: A shit, and uh, why is NI running with that

526
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 2: hat on.

527
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Speaker 1: And uh don't and saying don't look at me, don't

528
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Speaker 1: look at me, don't look at me as I walk

529
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Speaker 1: through all these casino tables where no one's focused on

530
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Speaker 1: anything except the cards. Okay, So then I get to

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Speaker 1: the Starbucks and I lock eyes with this girl who

532
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Speaker 1: just goes like and her name is Stephanie l. Kelly,

533
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 1: because she gave me a friendship bracelet with her name

534
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: on it so that I would remember her with her

535
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 1: Instagram handle so I would know she is, like she's

536
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Speaker 1: by herself. I literally think Stephanie was perched up at

537
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: the Starbucks waiting for me. It was like at the

538
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: watering Hole trying to shoot a buffalo, you know, like

539
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: she's gonna show up. Yes, And Stephanie, You're right, I was.

540
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: I had been there two hours before, and I was

541
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Speaker 1: probably there two hours after. I saw you as well

542
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: she saw me. It could have been coincidental, but I

543
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 1: do not begrudge her waiting there. I would have done

544
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Speaker 1: the same exact thing. I think it's actually pretty cool.

545
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Speaker 1: And she was wearing the shirt that Chris made for

546
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Speaker 1: himself to wear to Era's tour last year when we

547
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: went to see Taylor, which is a bunch of pictures

548
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Speaker 1: of me with it, and it says Taylor Swift on it,

549
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: and it took you.

550
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Speaker 4: A long time before you realized it wasn't.

551
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Speaker 1: T Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 3: I was just like, oh, that's oh my god, that's

553
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Speaker 3: a cool shirt. Weird did Oh my god, but it's me.

554
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: And then I saw when I saw her shirt, I

555
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: recognized it immediately because it's really cool design, and I

556
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: was like.

557
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 3: How did you what is how did you get that shirt?

558
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: And she was like, I messaged Chris back when I

559
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: saw it, and then he told me about and I

560
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: probably tagged the T shirt company at the time too.

561
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 1: So she had it made and she had all these

562
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Speaker 1: friendship bracelets made. One says Gilly, which Gilly I gave

563
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 1: her earlier and she chewed on it until it broke.

564
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: And then she has one that says the Smallest Man

565
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: who Ever Lived Bridge, which is my favorite Taylor Swift song.

566
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Speaker 1: And then she has one that says football and j LO,

567
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 1: which are two things that I've done one eighties on

568
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: this year, and then she and Someday You'll die. It

569
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 1: was the nicest thing. She was so excited. She had

570
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Speaker 1: moved around some things to even come. She was like,

571
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Speaker 1: maybe my biggest fan I've ever met.

572
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Speaker 4: Did the back of the shirt say hashtag team Helio?

573
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: Oh No, I don't think it did. That's so funny

574
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 1: that Chris did.

575
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 5: But if people can buy the shirt so the Baked

576
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 5: Teas has made it available.

577
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 4: On their website.

578
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Baked Ta baked Ts.

579
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 5: Baked Ts on Instagram. Yeah, and it's in St.

580
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 1: Louis. It's so cool. And yet Chriss said team Healey

581
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 1: on the back when we went to Aris, because that

582
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: was around the time that Taylor was getting a lot

583
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: of heat for dating Matt Heally and he Chris had

584
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 1: heard me being like, leave her alone, let her have

585
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 1: fun with this guy. As we all know, she wanted

586
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: us to say in the first place, Swifties, We're not

587
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: I wasn't a Sarah or Hannah.

588
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 3: You know it from the get go. And so you had.

589
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 1: Team Healey on the back, which was hilarious, which no

590
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: one knew the impact that Healey would have at that moment.

591
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah on her discography.

592
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: But man, do we know now anyway, this is this

593
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: is the coolest thing that she did. So she straight

594
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: up she goes, I go, let's get a picture, and

595
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Speaker 1: she goes, she shows me her phone and her phone

596
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: is my phone case, which is a phone case I

597
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: bought two weeks ago when I got a new phone.

598
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: I haven't talked about it on the podcast. She just

599
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: saw it on the podcast, and she bought it. And

600
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: the reason she bought it is probably not because she

601
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: loves it. It's because she knows that I bought Taylor

602
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: swifts phone case, and she said that you're my Taylor Swift,

603
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: so I bought your phone case and she got my

604
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,239
Speaker 1: phone case. And it wasn't like I made I made

605
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,239
Speaker 1: an announcement. I got this phone case. She just like

606
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: sleuthed it.

607
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 4: And that was so cool to be impressive.

608
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: I felt it was. It was like what I would

609
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: do for it was she did exactly what I would do.

610
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 4: She's me Now I'm her biggest fan, so I'm going

611
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 4: to get all of that stuff. Yeah, you have to

612
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 4: get see.

613
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: Kelly, Stephanie l Kelly, Stephaniel Kelly. Yeah, she was awesome.

614
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: That was so cool and there were so many really

615
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: sweet busties over the weekend that I hugged and we

616
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: just shared just such a show.

617
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Speaker 2: Stephanie next to me walking around in that hat.

618
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Speaker 1: The hat that Anya got because it's like a dead

619
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: friend's logo that they made for his funeral, and Annie

620
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: was like, please don't lose this, please, and I go,

621
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 1: I'll just get you one made if I do. And

622
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,479
Speaker 1: she was like I don't want to hear that. And

623
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, but it'll be that you won't know, and

624
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 1: she was like, I don't want, I want, and I go,

625
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: i'll take a picture of it in case I'll just

626
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: get it. But she was like, no, I want that one.

627
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: And I understand, but I anyway, it was this weekend, right, Yeah,

628
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: they were amazing.

629
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Speaker 4: Are you having fun right now?

630
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm having a lot of fun. I'm having Yes,

631
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: it is so great. It's yeah. It's nice to be

632
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: selling out shows and not worrying about promoting them like

633
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 1: crazy and just having audiences that like want me to

634
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: be insane and like say crazy shit, and like they're

635
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 1: not that horrified by it, and like I'm really going

636
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,719
Speaker 1: to I did some stuff this weekend that I was like,

637
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: I came up with this idea to do a bit.

638
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: I don't even want to say what it's about because

639
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: I'll probably get canceled the mere mention of the concept

640
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: what it's about. But I was like, if I can

641
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: make this a joke that I could do ultimately on

642
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: the couch for like Kimmel or something, I will succeed

643
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 1: in my life. And I think that it's it's kind

644
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: of there. But during the bit that I was working on,

645
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: I go because I was talking about getting canceled, and

646
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: I was like speaking of I'm gonna do it some

647
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: jokes about this concept, and the audience is like yikes,

648
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: and I'm like, just stay with me because I'm on

649
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: the right side of things. And then I go into

650
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 1: it and there's some jokes that me and you know,

651
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: Ari Finling was on the road with us this weekend,

652
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: Sean O'Connor. We wrote some jokes that were not the nicest.

653
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so everyone knows.

654
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: So we wrote some jokes that were just kind of

655
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: for us, and then I kind of said some of

656
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: those just because it was just peppered them in and

657
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: and I felt safe in that room of like we know,

658
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: I know this is wrong and that I don't actually

659
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: think this and all these things.

660
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 3: And then I saw that people were filming.

661
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: Me and that's what happened before.

662
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 3: Film and I go, put away your camera, see you

663
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 3: filming me?

664
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: Usher?

665
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 3: Make her delete that?

666
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome.

667
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: Really good at getting through people's pokes. And then I

668
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: realize even if the Usher made are deleted, like you

669
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: can just go through deleted things and get it back

670
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: and it made it seem like, man, maybe now we

671
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: should film this.

672
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 3: Then other people started.

673
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 2: Filming Yeah yeah, And I'm like, God, do.

674
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 3: You really want to be the one who like cancels me?

675
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 2: Like?

676
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 3: Is that something that people want to do?

677
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: People want to post on their Instagram videos of you

678
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 2: doing material that no one's seen before for their own

679
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 2: social media clout, whether or not it cancels you or not.

680
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: Man, there is nothing worse than a just grainy stand

681
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: up video out of context on someone's Instagram feed. You're

682
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: such a loser if you do that. I mean, I

683
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: understand why you do it, but you really are a

684
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: loser if you post that.

685
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 5: That's that's easy because there are people listening to this

686
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 5: right now that are has been very excited about you

687
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 5: or other comedians.

688
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: I wasn't another losers, It's I'm just kidding.

689
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 4: It's the same thing. I just read a tweet that's

690
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 4: you know, I read it. I saw it last year.

691
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 4: But it's like, uh uh.

692
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 5: Hey, everybody posting, you know, videos of your fireworks on Instagram.

693
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 4: Nobody is watching it.

694
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I guess I'm not calling you a loser

695
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: because I've taken video of Taylor Swift but I won't

696
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: post it unless it's like really good footage, because I'm

697
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: looking at footage constantly on Instagram and I'm like, I

698
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: see what's out there, and like, I know, I've taken

699
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: some videos that's like out of the audience shots some

700
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: of the best going right, and I'll post that. But

701
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,479
Speaker 1: if you're posting stand up clips that you don't if

702
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: you're not a comedian and don't really know the art

703
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: of like how A, first of all, you shouldn't do

704
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: it because that's proprietary and it's something that I'm going

705
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: to use later that isn't out. So it's like it's.

706
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 5: Different than cool, it's different than music, right, so yeah,

707
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 5: explain that whole idea.

708
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's a joke I haven't said before. And

709
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: so it's in the early stages of like you're this

710
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: is a live experience where we're just all supposed to

711
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: be doing this together. Now you can say you heard

712
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: that before and maybe show your friends the video then

713
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: after it's now out and be like, look at I

714
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: I saw this version of it when you're in a

715
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: living room with your friends. But posting it is just

716
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: making me look not as good as I am, and

717
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: professional as I am because I'm working out new material.

718
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 4: And it's but then explain that, explain I think that's interesting.

719
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: Because they throw out a lot of stuff when a

720
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: when a joke is raw, that is never gonna make

721
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: the final.

722
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 4: One, right, But we know that.

723
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 5: But just to back it up a little bit, So

724
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 5: comics go out, so they do an hour, right, they

725
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 5: they record an hour for let's say HBO check out.

726
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: Some day you'll die and vote for it and vote

727
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: and he submit it.

728
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, But they'll do an hour, right, and then

729
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 4: they'll tour. Right. People will will go watch that.

730
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 5: And be like, oh, I love Niki Glazer, and then

731
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 5: they'll go on tour, right, And during that tour they're

732
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 5: doing new material, right, or some comics are doing some

733
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 5: of the material from that. But you do new material.

734
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 5: You don't want people to hear the stuff they just

735
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 5: watch on the special on your with Live. You want

736
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 5: people to have a new experience. But during that new experience,

737
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 5: you are working out new.

738
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: Some bad notes and these new songs I'm singing like,

739
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: you're you're doing things that are and it's fun to

740
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: witness those not it's being hit when you're live. But

741
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: I don't want them on the internet out of context

742
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: where people don't know that it's new.

743
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 5: So people are witnessing you experimenting with new material, and

744
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 5: so you're working things out, like I've seen Chris Rock

745
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 5: like before that big live special that he did, and

746
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 5: he did some things that were very similar, but they

747
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 5: weren't the same as what I saw on the special,

748
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 5: And so.

749
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 4: He was working out the perfect way to do these.

750
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: And there's no way with an audience, and that without

751
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: I can't do it in front of a mirror. I

752
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: can't do it in front of myself's animals. I can't

753
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: even do it with a zoom call with six other writers. Like,

754
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: you don't know how it's gonna work in an audience

755
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: without doing it in front of an audience.

756
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 3: So I and that's the fun part about.

757
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: Stand up is that you get to witness something that's

758
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: only for you in that room, like I'm not gonna

759
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna remember that room. You have me for an hour,

760
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: like we have each other, and there's no one else

761
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: in the world that in that moment, and that's what's special.

762
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 4: So that's what's.

763
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 5: Special and beautiful about this art form is that there

764
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 5: are it's not going to a concert and you want

765
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 5: to hear the exact songs that you heard from the album.

766
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 5: You're hearing something new and different, and.

767
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: Maybe new stuff is gonna be shaky.

768
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 4: Maybe you'll never see again.

769
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 3: Or amazing, yes, and you might get to see.

770
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: Like I've told a lot of times, I've told audiences,

771
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear that was the first time I ever

772
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: said that, because it just you inspired me to say that,

773
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: And you're gonna hear it on my next special, and

774
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: you're you. Please tell people you were there. You were

775
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: the reason I came up with it, because it is

776
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: a collaborative thing. But I will say, like, I don't

777
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: want to get to the point where I have to

778
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: use those fucking bags that you put your phones in.

779
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: You know why, because I like to be able to

780
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: check my phone during the show. I'm someone who looks

781
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: at their phone, even at Ara's tour.

782
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 3: I like to check my text. I like to check

783
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,479
Speaker 3: what time it is.

784
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: I like to check, Like, I don't mind people looking

785
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: at their phones during the show if they put it

786
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: on a very you know, low dim setting or whatever,

787
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: and I want them to be order some dim sum.

788
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: I want them to be able to get on Uber eats.

789
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: I want them to be able to take pictures too,

790
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: Like pictures are great and video if you if you

791
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: want to look at it later. I don't mind video,

792
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 1: but gotta be sneaky about it. Don't like when you're

793
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: just holding it up. I can see it so clearly

794
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: because it's like the screen reflects back at me and

795
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: it's my phone case bitchee Kelly's fault. Yeah. So it's

796
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: just like, I just wish people wouldn't do that, And

797
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,479
Speaker 1: because I've never cared about that that much because I'm like,

798
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, like no one even cares what is

799
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: going out about me. But now I'm at this moment

800
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: where it's like I have things to lose if you

801
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: show the wrong clip of me at a show where

802
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: I'm testing out a joke that is never gonna I

803
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 1: never intended it to make anywhere. I just threw it

804
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: out there. I'm testing and you know, someone could say

805
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: that's Nicky's new material, that's her big take on things,

806
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: and then I could stand to lose things. Honestly, Well,

807
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: I think.

808
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 5: That's the thing that's that's problematic is if people see

809
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 5: a video of you working something out and being like,

810
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 5: that's Nicky's stance, where oh, it's something that you just

811
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 5: maybe came up with. That's the thing about the way

812
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 5: Nikky does most of her writing. Nicky's coming up with

813
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 5: a lot of it on stage as it's happening.

814
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: And I've said things that I would never stand behind

815
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: or like that are just the craziest thing to say

816
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: because I am I'm comfortable with the crowd, and I

817
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: know that this just stays here and like, you know,

818
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: I'm not saying words that you shouldn't say, by the way,

819
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: like I'm never You're never gonna catch me saying the

820
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: worst things in the world. But like I'm saying stuff

821
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: that I don't mean a lot, and I just want

822
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: it to be safe. But if it's not, I'll go

823
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: do music. And you guys don't want that. No one

824
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: wants that I'm doing it, but no one's and begging

825
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: for it, Okay, So yeah, I mean it's just I

826
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: understand them. You're not a loser, but you're you're I'm

827
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: just trying to I guess I was just trying to

828
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: make them feel bad, like, oh, I don't want to

829
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 1: be a loser, so I won't film. Yeah, I'm doing

830
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: the thing my mom did where she was like tried

831
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,959
Speaker 1: to scare me from ever going out. So she said

832
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: that if you when I was little, if you go

833
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: past the driveway, you will die.

834
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 2: Wow. You crazy?

835
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so my dad would come home for work, Brian,

836
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 1: It's insane. So my dad would come home from work

837
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: and be like, because we lived on a river, so

838
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 1: her whole thing was I'm gonna fall in the river.

839
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 1: Like it was our driveway went directly into a river.

840
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: There's a road, you know, next to the river. But

841
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: so my dad would come in for work, and he's

842
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 1: a river guy, so he'd be like, let's go canoeing,

843
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: and I'd be screaming crying like we'll like, but I

844
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: couldn't even say we'll die, Like I didn't know the

845
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 1: way to say it. So that's why I hate hikes

846
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: and canoeing. Wow, probably because I think we'll die. And

847
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: we almost did. One time, my dad took us out

848
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 1: canoeing on a trip with my family, and my mom

849
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: and sister were in a canoe and they got caught

850
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 1: in this thing called the dreaded root wad, where like

851
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: the water like swirls around this root wad system and

852
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: it could pull people and children under and they're boat

853
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: capsized and they were screaming, and my my sister was

854
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: like five, and all we remember her screaming was oh, mama,

855
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: because it was so cold, and she was probably screaming

856
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: for her mom. And I remember my parents being very

857
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: rattled after that, and I could tell like, oh, my

858
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 1: sister almost just died, like because she almost drove to death.

859
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: It was that it was that scary because they couldn't.

860
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: We didn't go any further the rest of the night.

861
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: We just stayed on that bank and we had a

862
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: lot more to do. Like, have you ever had moments

863
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 1: in your childhood where your parents like you knew something

864
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,720
Speaker 1: massive just happened because of their reaction.

865
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 4: Not that I can remember off the top of my head.

866
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 2: When they got divorced, Oh yeah, that's subtle change things. WHOA, Mama, WHOA.

867
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: Another time I remember I was screaming, crying. We were

868
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 1: getting out of the car at a rest stop. We

869
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: must have been six, because we would drive from Saint

870
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 1: Louis to Cincinnati all the time. After we moved to

871
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: Saint Louis from Cincinnati. We stopped at a rest stop

872
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: and I was screaming, throwing a tantrum about something, and

873
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I remember it was my dad wanted

874
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 1: me to tie my shoes something, and I was like, ah,

875
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: and I hated socks, and I hated the strings on

876
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: tying shoes where they would go like it would like.

877
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: I just don't like string cotton on cotton being like tugged.

878
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: I hate it.

879
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 2: Tailor, that's a tailor thing.

880
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: I don't like when the cotton is like frayed and

881
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: you can see this little strings coming off. Anyway, So

882
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: I was screaming. I flew back and we were by

883
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: the car. I just got out of the car, flew back,

884
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,399
Speaker 1: fell on the ground, started writhing around, and my head

885
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: went right behind the wheel of a truck and it

886
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: started backing up. My dad fell to his knees, bloodied

887
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: his knees, horribly pulled me out as.

888
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 3: The truck was coming over. My hair almost crushed my skull.

889
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: And I remember, like that was just like a I'll

890
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: never forget My parents will never forget it, obviously, but

891
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: because that was just I threw a lot of tantrums

892
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: when I was that age, but that one stayed with

893
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: me because my parents were like catatonic after it, you know,

894
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: like couldn't eat and yeah, and.

895
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 2: My dad can't throw yourself behind the tire, right you.

896
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 3: Oh, I was just like no that I wasn't so sidal.

897
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: It was. I do be about socks and shoes, like

898
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: I really just hated socks and tying shoes or like

899
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: any like confining my feet. Just my bunions were already

900
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: cranking at that point. But yeah, yeah, I was just

901
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: throwing a you know, a child's tantrum, and and I

902
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: just remember sensing something had shifted after that, where like

903
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: they were both like, oh my god, she almost just died. Yeah,

904
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: and they're so bummed out that it didn't happen.

905
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 2: I do have a moment like that that happened to

906
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: me too.

907
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll hear about it right when we get back

908
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:36,720
Speaker 1: from this. Okay, Brian, what is your moment you remember?

909
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 2: I remember me and my brothers three years older than me,

910
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 2: and we used to fight a lot, like physically fight,

911
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 2: and we were playing and I remember he was like

912
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: there was always a moment in the fight. I was younger,

913
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 2: I was smaller, so he would always be able to

914
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,959
Speaker 2: defeat me. But there's always a moment in the fight

915
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 2: where I would go insane and I would always beat

916
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 2: my brother if I went nuts, like I would turn

917
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: to a creature of I would just go insane, I

918
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 2: would go berserker, I'll go like super saying, and then

919
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 2: he'd be like, there's I have no chance because I'm

920
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: not going to be as crazy as he's going to

921
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 2: be right now.

922
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 3: Like you would just get like you would fight dirty.

923
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 2: I would just do anything.

924
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 3: Sister would do the same.

925
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 1: God.

926
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be like before that moment, it would

927
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: be like we're fighting, but we're not really going to

928
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,720
Speaker 2: hurt each other. And then if I go super Saiyan,

929
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: it's like he's going to try to kill me.

930
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: Literally, yes, yes, no, one's we all know that sibling

931
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: that can just switch like that.

932
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so it's like being pushed into a corner.

933
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 2: So we were playing, We're playing the show Gets Smart. Yeah,

934
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 2: so and Get Smart the agent smart. You said this

935
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 2: thing where he'd take the butt of a gun and

936
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 2: he'd hit someone in the back of the neck and

937
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 2: they would knock them unconscious. It was just like a

938
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 2: move they did, right, And so we had these two

939
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 2: like cap guns and are The game we were playing

940
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 2: was called get Smart, where we would bull whip each

941
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 2: other whatever it's called the pistol, whip each other in

942
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: the back of the neck to try to knock each

943
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 2: other unconscious. And so we were doing that to each

944
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 2: other and we're running around the house doing that. Yeah,

945
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 2: it was a fun game. And then at a certain point,

946
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 2: I like lost my mind and I was like, I

947
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,439
Speaker 2: can't take this anymore, and I went super Saiyan and

948
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 2: my brother you could see the fear in his eyes,

949
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: and I charged him and I got him to the

950
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 2: ground and then he was lying on his back and

951
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 2: I leaped off the couch into the air, knees first,

952
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 2: right onto his back. It was insane, and my brother

953
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: was in excruciating pain. He was writhing around. He was

954
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 2: really hurt. And my dad came and he saw this,

955
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 2: and that's when my dad had that reaction where he's like,

956
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 2: he's like, this isn't just horseplay, Like you could have

957
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 2: paralyzed your brother.

958
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 1: So it is horseplay. It's Christopher Reeve's style.

959
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 4: So God, I hope people didn't have their phones out there.

960
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: Yeah that that that that rage that comes out, like.

961
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, my sister used to have it.

962
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: She you could it elicit that like there were certain

963
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: words or thing I could say that would make her

964
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 1: turn into that berserker thing you're talking.

965
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 2: About, Yeah, the berserker.

966
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,879
Speaker 1: Why don't you just use the Hulk analogy, Like doesn't

967
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: he turn green when he's like gets so crazy?

968
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 2: You could do you hulk out?

969
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: Okay, so would be like the same thing. All right, Yeah,

970
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: so you know that I famously when we went to

971
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: go see Avengers.

972
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 4: No, not Avengers. This is this X me.

973
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is one of the X Men. It might

974
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 5: have been the Wolverine. Yeah, it might have been X

975
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 5: Men Wolverine.

976
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: Okay, so there's the one where he wakes up in

977
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: the morning and he stretches after he gets out of bed.

978
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 4: He gets out of bed. He doesn't have a he

979
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 4: doesn't have a.

980
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: Sh it's a shot from behind.

981
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yes, this is around I remember this because

982
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 2: it is around twenty sixteen.

983
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, because a lot. Yeah we did, and I accidentally

984
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: did it mean too. But my body just gasped, Like

985
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: I just gasped. That's the sound that came deep from

986
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: within my like why my womb. I don't know what

987
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: was happening, And I gasped, and like I just was

988
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: like like and Chris heard and like, just I don't know.

989
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: Swim was like, did you just get like it was

990
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: such a lame thing for me to do? But I

991
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: didn't mean to. It wasn't like I was trying to

992
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, look at his back and

993
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: so like, there's nothing more lame to me that than

994
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: someone trying to make someone feel like, look how hot

995
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: I think that guy? No, but I was gonna say,

996
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: my sister we used to do, don't upset her if

997
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 1: she's holding a remote or holding something, because she'll just

998
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: throw that thing, like she'll throw the scissors.

999
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 3: She'll throw the remote at your head.

1000
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: One time she held me in Kurston hostage when I

1001
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: was supposed to be babysitting her with a knife and

1002
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: like she's so embarrassed by this story to this day.

1003
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: But she wouldn't let us pick up the phone to

1004
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: call my parents because she was holding a butcher knife

1005
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: next to it and was like and we were both like,

1006
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: you're fucking nuts, and she was like, I'll cut you.

1007
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,439
Speaker 1: And she seriously would have. She was so oh yeah,

1008
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: she would have. She absolutely would have. She was not

1009
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: It was really scary. But then I was more verbally

1010
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: assaulting and my dad used to just see, Yes, my

1011
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 1: dad used to just say, Nikki goes for the jugular.

1012
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: Every Jesus Christ, you just go for the jugular, don't you.

1013
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: Like I I'll just say the thing that the whole

1014
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: family has been tip tiptoeing around. Well, it's all because

1015
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: we know mom blah blah. Like I'd say the thing

1016
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: that like no one wants to talk about yeah and uh,

1017
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: and that would really devastate people.

1018
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 3: But I will say.

1019
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 1: That I've been I've been kind of almost entering into

1020
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,919
Speaker 1: these like moments where I've just been like I can't

1021
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: take it anymore and I like lose control. But it's

1022
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: been happening in my pilates classes. Last Monday I did it.

1023
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,240
Speaker 1: And then this Monday, I think I should not work

1024
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: out on Mondays after road weekends like Garfield. Yes, I

1025
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: should just sit plate a platter of lasagna that I

1026
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: just ate.

1027
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 3: Yeah it really, see, what is it?

1028
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 4: What do you think the deal is with that?

1029
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: So I went to the class, uh last week, and

1030
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: we just get to there, I'm already struggling because it's

1031
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: like ten minutes and I'm like, I don't know how

1032
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: to like I'm gonna do this whole thing. But I

1033
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: think that at probably every class is like, how am

1034
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: I gonna do this whole thing? This is hard right now,

1035
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: but I always persevere, but not always because last Monday,

1036
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: we get to this one thing that was kind of

1037
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: not easy for me to do in terms of everything's hard,

1038
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: but this one was really like my body doesn't do

1039
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: it right, and I just get so narrowed at myself

1040
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: for not doing it right, and I just scope, you know,

1041
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm done, and I rolled up my thing and I

1042
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: walk out of the class.

1043
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 3: Fifteen minutes in.

1044
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 2: You stop, you.

1045
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 4: Roll up your matt like you're proving a point.

1046
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: No, I that might have been the old Nikki. I

1047
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: definitely do this just like this is one's my fault,

1048
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: Like I'm not trying to be like you made up

1049
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: this thing and I don't like it. Instructor, because yesterday

1050
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: I was at my regular plates class that I go

1051
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: to all the time that I love, love, love. The

1052
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: other one I left it's kind of like the hot

1053
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: plates thing and I don't love it, So that was

1054
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: easier for me to walk out of. But this one yesterday,

1055
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: the girl came up right away and was because she

1056
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: saw me just get a towel and start wiping the

1057
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: thing off, and she goes, is what you know? She's like,

1058
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: are you okay? And I go no, I'm just not

1059
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: feeling it today, and she goes, I respect that. And

1060
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: I had to walk out of the class in front

1061
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: of everyone, and I want to just say it's very empowering.

1062
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 4: I did not get start clap you.

1063
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: If they weren'd in a holding a plank at the time,

1064
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: I'm sure they would have their ass cheeks were slowly

1065
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: being flexed and clapping they I've seen it happen one

1066
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: time in the Plotate's class that I went to where

1067
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: a girl quit halfway through, and I remember being.

1068
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 3: Like, good for you, but also like, couldn't couldn't tough

1069
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 3: it out?

1070
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 1: Could Yeah? Yeah, And then I know that's what they

1071
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: thought for me, but I just couldn't do it. And

1072
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: I want to just empower more girls to leave classes,

1073
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: because first of all, if I would have just not

1074
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: showed up to that class, which I was planning on

1075
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: kind of thinking about doing, I would have charged it,

1076
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: been charged fifteen dollars. This way, I did a sixteen

1077
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: minute workout. I didn't get charged fifteen dollars and that's

1078
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: the end of those that lists. And I left with

1079
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: my day. I didn't leave with my uh. I did

1080
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: not leave with dignity. I felt off the rest of

1081
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 1: the night.

1082
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 2: Ye, you're also giving a gift. You're giving a gift

1083
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: to the rest of the class for they're they're supporting

1084
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 2: you and saying good for you, but they feel better

1085
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 2: about themselves because they're going to finish the class when other.

1086
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: People could the laser couldn't hack it.

1087
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 5: But I've read a few things that say so often

1088
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 5: people just don't want to work out, and there's a

1089
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 5: lot of people that.

1090
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 4: Have said, just go go.

1091
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 5: For five minutes and if and if you get through

1092
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 5: the five minutes, you do the ten and if you

1093
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 5: if you.

1094
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 4: Get through that, then oh maybe you can just do this.

1095
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 4: And if you can't get through it, then just go

1096
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 4: home and that's okay.

1097
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 2: And I think that I always say, like what they're

1098
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 2: thinking when they say that is you're going to wind

1099
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 2: up doing the hour because.

1100
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 3: You're going to see totally.

1101
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 2: But for you to get up at eleven minutes, it's

1102
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 2: such a fuck you to those people, and they're smug attitude.

1103
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 2: Their little trick.

1104
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: Final thought I just didn't feel cute. My outfit was

1105
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: mismatched because my laundry wasn't good. I was pale. I

1106
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: have a burn on my leg. I was also on

1107
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: this news. They're trying to fit more machines down there,

1108
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: so they added one right by the bathroom. And the

1109
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: machine doesn't it's not the same as the others, and

1110
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 1: it's in the corner, and I just felt like, I

1111
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: don't like that. And the ropes were like you know

1112
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,720
Speaker 1: when you're doing arm stuff, and the ropes were different sizes,

1113
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: so I had tilt to make it work. So it

1114
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: was It was a lot of things, but it was

1115
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,319
Speaker 1: also I just started my period, which girlies, you know,

1116
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: like I just was tired. I felt bloated, you know

1117
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 1: the word I wanted to say and didn't say. I

1118
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: felt I just I And I traveled eight hours that

1119
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: day on two different planes.

1120
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 3: I was like that I shouldn't have been doing this.

1121
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: But you booked the class because these classes fill up

1122
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: so freaking fast. Yeah, that you had to book it

1123
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: two weeks in advance, and go, I guess I'm gonna

1124
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: want to work out when I get home.

1125
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 3: On a four o'clock flight at six o'clock. No, no,

1126
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 3: I didn't.

1127
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 4: You had no business being in that class.

1128
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,439
Speaker 3: I had no business being there.

1129
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: And I went to the front desk and I go,

1130
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry because that is a different girl. And she

1131
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 1: was like, what's going on? Like you can tell it

1132
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: never happens there. She was like, is everything okay? And

1133
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: I was just like, I just I'll see you tomorrow.

1134
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 4: Those girls in class are for real, real.

1135
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: It's there. They all have amazing bodies. I mean it's

1136
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: it's it's you don't go in there and you can't

1137
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: half ass fucking anything in there. So it was really

1138
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: I was proud of myself though, and I empower more

1139
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 1: people to just leave a class early if you're not

1140
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: feeling it. But I will say I felt shitty the

1141
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: rest of the night, like I couldn't feel good about

1142
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: it because I felt like I failed in some way.

1143
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: And I want to double up today because I'd promise

1144
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: myself that and I'm not going to. But it's like

1145
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: there is a part of me that feels like have

1146
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: you quit things in your life? Like have you like

1147
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: straight up have you guys like felt because I've quit

1148
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: so many things in life and I want to know,

1149
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: like I want to find an example of when it

1150
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 1: felt really good to quite well.

1151
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 2: As I get older, I learned that there's I have

1152
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 2: wisdom about working out, Whereas if I'm working out and

1153
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 2: like a muscle is twinging or I feel like I'm

1154
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 2: pushing it too hard, I used to just go push

1155
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 2: through it. Brian, you can do it and sometimes you

1156
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 2: get injured. And now whenever I feel like that, if

1157
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 2: my knee is tweaked or something like that, I'm like,

1158
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 2: I'm just not going to finish and I'll rest. And

1159
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 2: that is to me wisdom. It's not shame. It's not

1160
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 2: shame wisdom.

1161
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 3: No, it is wisdom that is good. But in some

1162
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 3: days it's just you just can't.

1163
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 4: You just don't got it do it.

1164
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: Some days I'm just so tired and I can't really

1165
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 1: and it's it's hard for me to admit I'm tired.

1166
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: After a weekend where I did it, you know, I

1167
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: did two shows at Foxwood's at two nights in a row,

1168
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: so that felt like, oh, you were just at a.

1169
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 3: Casino for two days straight.

1170
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: Usually I'm traveling each day there's a show I'm traveling,

1171
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: so it kind of feels like you traveled all weekend.

1172
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: It felt like I didn't deserve to feel tired, which.

1173
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 4: Is a strange relationships, So strange deserving things and wanting

1174
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 4: things and if you've earned.

1175
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 1: Them, I know.

1176
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 3: But I did have a fun night last night.

1177
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: What did we end up watching?

1178
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:45,720
Speaker 3: We're watching.

1179
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: Oh, that's why I probably felt bad.

1180
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's probably well. We went back and forth

1181
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 5: between the Stanley Cup. Yes, the Dallas cheerleadership, which you like.

1182
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 3: I mean it's not horrible.

1183
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 4: No, No, it's a it's it's well done.

1184
00:50:59,200 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 1: It is well done.

1185
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 4: But there's things about it.

1186
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: There's about it.

1187
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 5: Well, what what are you talking about? I feel like

1188
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 5: it's there's messaging that seems a little strange.

1189
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: What's the messaging?

1190
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 4: You don't like they're they have to do this, but.

1191
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 5: Somehow, culturally they've made it seem like this is very important,

1192
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 5: so crucial to the game and the people of Dallas

1193
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 5: and then the people of Texas and then America. I mean,

1194
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 5: maybe I've gone too far with the America.

1195
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: No, she goes even in New Jersey, being a Dallas

1196
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: Cowboys cheerleader is everything.

1197
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 3: And this girl's talking to her friends and it's like, no, it's.

1198
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 2: Not ya kuwait and like even that show.

1199
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 4: Cheer I loved. I loved that show.

1200
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it, but yeah, it's great.

1201
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 5: It's really it's it's it's like a perfectly done docu

1202
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 5: reality series with like a good ending and yeah it's

1203
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 5: really really steaks and all that fun stuff. And it's like,

1204
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 5: you know, these are these people's lives and that's when

1205
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 5: they're like high schoo age.

1206
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 4: I think maybe maybe it's college.

1207
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 5: It's actually it's college, Okay, but this is post college

1208
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 5: and it's important to these people.

1209
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: And I've I you know, like absolutely, we all have

1210
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 1: things that feel so important and that we're striving for

1211
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: and that we want. But I do find a problem

1212
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: with this being like the most important thing these women

1213
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 1: will ever do in their whole lives. And but I mean,

1214
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: I guess I can relate to having things like people

1215
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,760
Speaker 1: would be like the roast doesn't mean anything to anyone, Nikki,

1216
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: and like you're obsessed with it, but like, ultimately it

1217
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: doeses with it. Okay, that's good.

1218
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 4: You aren't obsessed with it at all.

1219
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, good people keep bringing.

1220
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 5: It up to you because it was a big cultural moment. Yeah,

1221
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 5: but you are always deflecting.

1222
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: That, right, that's a good point. Okay, good because I

1223
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: feel bad making fun of these girls, making like I

1224
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: guess comedy. Sometimes people can make it into like everything

1225
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: that is hinging on.

1226
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 4: This moment here.

1227
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 5: Here's what I love about it though, is there are

1228
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 5: so few play these these young girls go into cheer

1229
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 5: and gymnastics and dance, and they they work from the

1230
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 5: time that some of them are like five six years old,

1231
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 5: and then they go through high school, they do competition.

1232
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 5: Then they go to college and they do competition, and

1233
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 5: then what's next, Like these are the opportunities that are next.

1234
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 5: Some of them could go do tours, like with Taylor

1235
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 5: Swift because they've done dance, and some people can do

1236
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 5: like the cheer stuff, or then you teach, but they're

1237
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 5: these people have worked more than half their lives on

1238
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 5: these things, and then there's very few opportunities for what's next.

1239
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 4: So it's nice if there's something.

1240
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, the girls from twenty four to thirty two, right

1241
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: that have something, but they burn out in five years.

1242
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 3: This documentary is great.

1243
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 1: It hurts their bodies so much and they're doing routines

1244
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: that they know hurt their bodies, but they like won't

1245
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: take this like crazy jumps, you jump and split and

1246
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: then you land on the ground in a split, and

1247
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: like destroys.

1248
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 3: These girls' hips getting jump split up.

1249
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: The thing I don't like about this documentary, and I

1250
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: wonder if anyone else watching the show has the same problem,

1251
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: is that the coaches will be assessing these girls. They

1252
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: are all trying to make the team Brian. So there's

1253
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: like all these girls auditioning and they have to re

1254
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 1: audition every time they make They make the team for

1255
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 1: a year, and you have to re audition for your spot,

1256
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 1: and it's really competitive and ongoing process. And these these

1257
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: women that used to be Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are the coaches,

1258
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 1: and they're and the judges, and there's a meteorologist that's

1259
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: a judge too.

1260
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 5: That's the worst part to me is there's these women

1261
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 5: that have been cheering their whole lives and they're experts,

1262
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 5: and then there's these choreographers that have been doing this

1263
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 5: their whole lives.

1264
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,760
Speaker 4: Then there's hair and makeup people.

1265
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,240
Speaker 5: It's like one guy.

1266
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 1: She's reading his bio. He was like, She's like, and

1267
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: Mark is a thought influencer. I don't even know what

1268
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: a thought influencer is.

1269
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 4: He's like, my.

1270
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 1: Publicist just wrote that he's just like some.

1271
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 4: He's a meteorologist.

1272
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: The judges are ridiculous and they're talking about this girl's

1273
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: you know, and he what did he say? He goes

1274
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: her face, her face is just a little too big,

1275
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 1: and then that girl didn't make it because everyone goes, yeah,

1276
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,040
Speaker 1: I see it because of me.

1277
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 4: Meteorologists didn't like somebody's face. That to me, I was

1278
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 4: disgusted by this.

1279
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the way that he got on the green

1280
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: screen circled it and said that there is a cold

1281
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 1: front moving in and that was rude.

1282
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 4: To But I also what I don't like.

1283
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 5: Sorry to hijack this, but I don't like it when

1284
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 5: people are so desperate to do something that the people

1285
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 5: that are the gatekeepers can take advantage of them.

1286
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 3: Yes, and that seems I see.

1287
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 5: That's what I kept seeing is all these moments were

1288
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 5: these these girls are dying to do this, and there's

1289
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 5: people that maybe don't have their best I have no idea,

1290
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 5: but you're just like, these are the situations that you

1291
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,359
Speaker 5: hear about later that somebody did something and.

1292
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: They give them a makeover and they make this girl

1293
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: go brunette, and then they're looking at it later and

1294
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 1: they're like, I don't know if I like the brunette,

1295
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 1: and the girl is like crying because she doesn't want

1296
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: to go brunette. She's been blonde her whole life. But

1297
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: she's going along with it because they've said it's the

1298
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: Tyra Banks thing of America's next top model. We're gonna go.

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Speaker 1: But what I don't like about it is that they'll

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Speaker 1: assess the girls moves and be like, you know, her

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Speaker 1: kicks just aren't in line with other people's. Her face,

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Speaker 1: she's just trying too much in the face, and then

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00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,439
Speaker 1: they don't show what they're talking about. And I want

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00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: to see evidence of this, and it would be a

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00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: very easy thing to show, So producers of that Netflix show,

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Speaker 1: it's a great show. Otherwise, I love it. I'm compelled.

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Speaker 1: We're four episodes in. We are going to finish the

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Speaker 1: seven can't wait? And what else are anything else we

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Speaker 1: can recommend watching that? We love oh.

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Speaker 5: Uh all too well, too well?

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Speaker 1: Oh Jake Jillenhull. Chris keeps calling it all too well

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00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: because that's the song about Jake Jillenhall. But it's the

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Speaker 1: Jake Jillenhall Show, presumed innocent, and it's on Apple and

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00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 1: it's so good, except for when they think you're the

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00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: shows think you're on your phone now, so they repeat

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00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: the same thing fourteen times. They assume that you're taking

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00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: phone breaks, and so they will tell you things over

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Speaker 1: and over. It's a little bit of a show for

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Speaker 1: people who might be dumb, but it's also for people

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Speaker 1: who are smart too. We can all get on board

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Speaker 1: with the show.

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Speaker 2: By an you watching anything, Yeah, I mean I'm watching

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Speaker 2: America's Got Talent season nineteen. Oh my gosh, season twenty.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know who is the frontrunner. Well, it's

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00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 2: still in the auditions right now. But there's one comedian

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00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 2: on it from Africa who's not bad. And then there yeah,

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00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 2: there's some good singers. But yeah, it's what America's Got

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Speaker 2: Talent is kind of degrading a little bit because like that,

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Speaker 2: it feels like they're putting too much emphasis on the

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Speaker 2: backstory and not enough emphasis on the talent.

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Speaker 5: Right, So degrading is a good word for even the

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00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 5: cheer thing. Just there is a level of degrading that

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Speaker 5: is going on.

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Speaker 4: It's hard to watch.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, but there was this guy, he's a janitor

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Speaker 2: from Indiana who's never even been on the plane before WHOA.

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Speaker 2: And he used to just sing in the hallways of

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Speaker 2: the school at the middle school, and the kids kept saying,

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00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 2: you're a good singer. You're actually a really good singer.

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00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 2: And so his fiance convinced him to go on America's

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00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 2: Got Talent. And he is just this the most normal

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00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 2: looking man you've ever seen in your life. He's like

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00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 2: a middle American, pretty overweight, missing teeth, glasses, wearing a

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00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 2: like a cabby hat, like button down shirt that you

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00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 2: get at a big and tall store. He's just out

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00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 2: there and he is just the sweetest, most unassuming man.

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Speaker 2: He's really nervous, which right there you're rooting for him

1348
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 2: because you can tell he's so nervous. And then he

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00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 2: proceeds to sing journey Don't Stop Believing, and it's better

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Speaker 2: than the original.

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Speaker 1: Wow, okay, this I mean he is.

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Speaker 2: So good now, to be fair, it's kind of like

1353
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 2: listening to the world's best karaoke rendition. But he is on.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't not miss a note, and that, as we

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00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 2: all know, is like an impossible song to sing. He

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00:58:56,320 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 2: does not miss a note. And then he is and

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00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 2: then they always do this thing and they play with

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00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 2: your heart strings. He finishes the song and then they

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00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 2: like pause for three seconds before the audience reacts. So

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00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 2: you're like, how are they gonna.

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Speaker 1: Like it too?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then everyone stands up gives him a standing ovation.

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Speaker 2: And why does it work? Why does it work over

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00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 2: and over again? Because that guy from Indiana. Yes, of

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00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 2: course this is all heavily produced, and the producers know

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Speaker 2: what's gonna happen when this guy comes out, and they

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00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 2: know what they're doing pulling our heart strings. But that

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00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 2: guy is real and he didn't know that he was

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Speaker 2: gonna do well. I've had friends that have gone on

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Speaker 2: America's Got Talent thinking they're gonna do well, and then

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Speaker 2: they do poorly. He doesn't know he's gonna do well.

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Speaker 2: He goes on, but producers don't say like, yeah, we're

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00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 2: gonna kind of present you. Yeah, he goes out, and

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00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 2: so when they're cheering for him, he's crying. He can't

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00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 2: he truly cannot believe it. And then I don't want

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00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 2: to give away what happens unless you want to hear

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00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 2: what happens. Sure spoil alert. He gets the golden buzzer

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01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 2: from I forgot who gave him the golden buzzer. But

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01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 2: if you don't know the golden buzzer.

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Speaker 1: Each of the judge, I know that now, each of

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01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: the judges, you ruined my week. I don't even know

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01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 1: what that is.

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01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 2: Okay, each of the judges has one opportunity to do

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01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 2: the golden buzzer per audition rounds, and they all give

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01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 2: it to him, just one person. There's been there's been

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01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 2: times in AGT history were all four decided collectively to

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01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 2: do the Golden bus But like, I don't know who

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01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 2: gave him the golden buzzer, Like Sophia Vergara gave him

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01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 2: the golden buzzer. I think it was Sophia, or maybe

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01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 2: it was Heidi Kloon. But he gets the golden buzzer.

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01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 2: And then he went from disbelief to like catatonic disbelief.

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01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 2: He truly he doesn't even know what's happening right now.

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01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 2: He's like spinning around in circles. And then he says, like,

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Speaker 2: I've never been on a plane before. This was the

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01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 2: first time I ever went on a plane, and now

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Speaker 2: I'm here and I got the Golden buzzer, and here's

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01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 2: the best part. Then he goes backstage with Terry Crews,

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01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,439
Speaker 2: who is the best host other than Kevin Hart, who

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01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 2: is better at the roast and Terry Crust. But Terry

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01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 2: Crews is such a good host. He goes back and

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01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 2: he puts he calls his fiance on speakerphone and he

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01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 2: tells his fiance I got the Golden buzzer and she goes,

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01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 2: I knew you would. I told you. And that's just

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01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 2: I mean, ultimate support. It was just incredible. I just

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01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 2: love and I was crying. It's I cry eight to

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01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 2: ten times an hour.

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01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 3: Watch the plane because they couldn't fly her out.

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01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: I mean, how could they.

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01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 2: They didn't have enough money. They didn't have enough money.

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Speaker 2: He's a janitor.

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01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's show kind of Yeah, this shows so cheap.

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01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really are. Other things I'll recommend watching is

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01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 1: Jimmy Glick on Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel and Bill Maher He

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01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: I just watched an interview he did with Bill Bill

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01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: Hayter on Jimmy Kimmel. Did you see it? It's so funny.

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01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 1: It's five and a half minutes of like hilarity, but.

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01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 4: It doesn't it feels like it.

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01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 1: Feels like thirty seconds.

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01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 3: I know, I looked at it five.

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01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 1: Thirty so perfecting, perfectly done. Perfect Jimmy on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

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01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 1: It's on Jimmy Kimmel Live right now. And he's uh,

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01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 1: he's a Martin Short's car. He's a character played by

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01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: Martin Short in a fat suit and it's so it's

1425
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: like an older guy in a fat suit. And if

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01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 1: you see that, you got to get into Jimmy Glick.

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Speaker 1: I am so jealous of someone who has not heard

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01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 1: of Jimmy Glick and gets to go watch all the

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01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 1: things of that because that was insane. And all right,

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01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: that's it for the show. We I'm going to be

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01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 1: in Chandler, Arizona this weekend. I don't know exactly where

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01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 1: in Arizona that is, but that is going to be

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01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 1: Thursday and Friday this week in Chandler, Arizona.

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01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 2: At Chandler, it's right between Ross Rachel and Ah, there

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01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 2: we go.

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01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 1: Could I have been less specific about where it is? Okay,

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01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 1: it's the Gila River Resorts Casino in Chandler, Arizona. And

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01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 1: it looks to be near Phoenix, so uh south of Phoenix. Uh,

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01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: you know, Tucson is also near it, So come on

1440
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 1: out to the Gila River Resorts Casino this Thursday and

1441
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 1: uh Friday, and then I'm off to double in to

1442
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 1: go see Taylor Swift and.

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01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 2: That is not an Ironlin Italian.

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01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: Alright, guys, we'll see you then. Oh yeah, there you go.

1445
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 2: Oh god, alright, it's gone to doublin.

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01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 1: To see all right, I'm gonna go walk you a

1447
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 1: monster and then we'll come back and do tomorrow's episode.

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Speaker 3: We'll see you then, don't Pica and bike