WEBVTT - Bullying Awareness

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<v Speaker 1>Rombergny podcast. Romburguny Podcast. Oh yeah, I can feel that

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<v Speaker 1>one deep in my loins. I mean, that's your song

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<v Speaker 1>for your aunt. Though it is is an emotional and

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<v Speaker 1>funky song. It's like most funk songs. It tugs at

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<v Speaker 1>your heartstrings. I don't know if I feel that way,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I need, is the benefit of the doubt,

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<v Speaker 1>which sounds like a funk song to me. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening to Ron Burgundy. This is the Ron Burgundy Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night, I was walking along a dark alley whistling

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<v Speaker 1>a lonesome tune when I came upon a pack of

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<v Speaker 1>wild dogs. I froze and fear stripped nude, as you

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<v Speaker 1>need to let them know you are naked as they

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<v Speaker 1>are to establish trust. Well, that didn't work, and they

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<v Speaker 1>ran after me, nipping at my achilles heel like it

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<v Speaker 1>was a chicken bone. Now, not a lot of you

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<v Speaker 1>know what my achilles heel is, but it is my

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<v Speaker 1>achilles heel, it literally is. I really don't like it

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<v Speaker 1>when it gets hurt. It's one of the more sensitive

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<v Speaker 1>areas of my body. The only thing that got them

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<v Speaker 1>off me those wild pack of dogs was pure cruel bullying.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you say to them? Well, I they called

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<v Speaker 1>the MANGI I called them ununified, undignified, just mean horrible

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<v Speaker 1>things that I knew wild dogs would would really recoil from.

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<v Speaker 1>And you think they got it, well, I think they

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<v Speaker 1>heard a loud noise is and it scared them away. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but my point is bullying is not cool. But hole right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking to you butth hole, cheap bastard, nancy boy,

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<v Speaker 1>loose woman sound familiar, m Oh, I've um no, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never been called a butth hole or lose. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying hypothetically, sure, these are examples of something a bully

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<v Speaker 1>might say. And it was those types of words that

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<v Speaker 1>protected me from the strays last night and what got

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<v Speaker 1>me to the pay phone where I called the authorities, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, when you call the authorities and tell

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<v Speaker 1>them that you've been attacked by a pack of stray dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't really respond to it. Yeah, no, I don't know. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I I know almost zero people that's happened too. But

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<v Speaker 1>still it's a public service. They're supposed to protect the people,

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<v Speaker 1>the text paying public. But they said there's nothing we

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<v Speaker 1>can do, and we don't believe you. I have a question,

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<v Speaker 1>did you put quarters in the pay phone? Well? I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have any change, So what I did was in

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<v Speaker 1>the coin slot. I folded up very tightly a one

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<v Speaker 1>dollar bill and I jammed it into the slot. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I see the problem. Yeah, you heard nothing on the

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<v Speaker 1>other lie, No, I heard. I heard the operator. Oh okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>b b By Yeah, b By. That's not a robot

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<v Speaker 1>or anything. That's just a please hang up that lady.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that lady. Yeah, And I thought, well, i've

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here to have been attacked by stray dogs. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's usually like pay phones are hard to find these days.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you noticed absolutely how long did you go trying? Finally, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there was one right there in that dark alley, So

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<v Speaker 1>on one hand I was lucky. On the other hand,

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<v Speaker 1>I had no coins and no one responded anyway. Three

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<v Speaker 1>hours later, when I was wrapped in a blanket in

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<v Speaker 1>the back of an ambulance, and after speaking to the

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<v Speaker 1>cops and the E M T. S. I realized I

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<v Speaker 1>don't bully often, but when I do, I can be rough.

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<v Speaker 1>And what were your injuries major lacerations and what they

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<v Speaker 1>referred to as slabber marks. I was coated in a

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<v Speaker 1>sheen of slabber, which they said, there are a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of germs. Even though then again, it's so confusing because

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<v Speaker 1>I read another story that said the inside of a

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<v Speaker 1>dog's mouth is one of the cleanest areas there is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've read that story. So you just you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>have to take a bath. They hosed me down in

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<v Speaker 1>a solution. Okay, anyway back to bullying now. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say anything partisan, but I for

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<v Speaker 1>one am starting to take an anti bullying stance. Powerful.

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<v Speaker 1>I thank you. I went back and forth, but I

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<v Speaker 1>finally realized that maybe just because they're usually the funnest,

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<v Speaker 1>coolest kids in class, it doesn't make them the good guys. Right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely not. I usually thought they were pretty mean. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm thinking back to a good Palamine

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<v Speaker 1>bard Ox Nordeah, gosh, he was great with the bullying,

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<v Speaker 1>he was great with the put downs, and I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to be like him. Yeah, I don't know. I got

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<v Speaker 1>a swirly once from some um girls that went to

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<v Speaker 1>a sorority, and it was really painful. It was really humiliating.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a swirly? Is that an ice cream treat? No?

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<v Speaker 1>They put my head in a toilet? Yes, a swirly,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was I didn't think that was funny at all. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we um. That was a regular baptismal for me from

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<v Speaker 1>bart But boy, I looked up to him in a

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<v Speaker 1>weird way. I looked up to him. I can't even

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<v Speaker 1>think about it. It's so painful. All right, let's don't.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you're least expecting a Carolina, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>give you a swirly. No, I please don't. For old

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<v Speaker 1>time's sake, I don't think it's okay. You won't know

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<v Speaker 1>it's about to happen, and you laugh afterwards. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I will. And it's not bullying. Just so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a fun joke. I'm not doing it because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a bully. I'm just like Caroline is going to get

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<v Speaker 1>a kick out of this swirly time. That was a

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<v Speaker 1>toilet flushing. By the way, all right, Carolina now joining

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<v Speaker 1>us is an expert on bullying. Ah, and who could

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<v Speaker 1>be a better expert than a lame young child Gwendoline

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<v Speaker 1>Daisy carrab Please introduce yourself to the listener is and

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<v Speaker 1>and speak up. Hello. My name is Gondalin Daisy Corraba.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you go by the full name? Should I

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<v Speaker 1>call you Gwendoline Daisy Carraba? Just call me Gwen, call

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<v Speaker 1>you Gwen great, Gwenn. Thank you for joining us. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you met Carolina? Hi? Gwen? Hi Carolina. Um, so let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask you this, Gwen. What great are you in?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in fifth grade? Fifth grade? So that means you're what, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all? Older? No younger? Okay, okay, fourteen? He

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<v Speaker 1>already guess that. Geez, help me, Carolina. So I would

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<v Speaker 1>say your life perserver here? You're about ten? Yeah, okay, ten,

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<v Speaker 1>fifth grade? Ten? It's I was a long time since

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<v Speaker 1>I was in fifth grade, so I just forgot looks

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<v Speaker 1>like it too, Okay, relax, relax. So, Gwen, let me

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<v Speaker 1>ask you this. Who's Who's How do I phrase that?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to put this elegantly because I'm a journalist. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>when you think of the schoolyard or your friends, Who's

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<v Speaker 1>who's the biggest act toll? You know? Oh, Jane Doe,

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<v Speaker 1>she sounds like a piece of work. What what is

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<v Speaker 1>it that Jane Done does exactly? She calls my dance

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<v Speaker 1>competitions a little Oh my god, Jane done even dance.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes to a valet in school. Oh so she's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good. Oh okay, And what do you say to

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<v Speaker 1>Jane Doe when she attacks you in such a way? Stop?

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<v Speaker 1>This is not nice. It sounds like what you said

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<v Speaker 1>to those dogs. That's what I tried. I was attacked

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<v Speaker 1>by a pack of wild dogs the other night, and

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<v Speaker 1>I I told them to stop. It's not nice. Dogs

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand English a least not. No, he he'll roll

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<v Speaker 1>over and drive the car. No, well my dog does.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised you're not in a car accident by now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we haven't been, so stop bullying me. Stop bowling, Baxter.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you this. Do people come up to you,

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<v Speaker 1>meaning children, your fellow classmates? Do they do? They do

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<v Speaker 1>mean things like come up and clink you on the

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<v Speaker 1>nose or snap your suspenders. But I don't wear suspenders.

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<v Speaker 1>Do do many of the children wear suspenders nowadays? No? Not,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're coming back right? No? Okay, okay, strike that, Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta give me better questions here. Sorry, these are

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<v Speaker 1>some old questions. Um, are you familiar with Milannia Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>She's the wife of the president. Um, I don't like her?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well, um, interesting, interesting, that is a hot take.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot take from Gwen. Well, you're not holding back, are you? Do?

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<v Speaker 1>You feel like the president is a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>bully sometimes? And here's the irony is that Milannia Trump

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<v Speaker 1>she has a social media campaign fighting against bullying. Now

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<v Speaker 1>do you think her stance has helped the situation with

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<v Speaker 1>bullying at all? No? No, not at all? Not effective.

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<v Speaker 1>Jane Doe hasn't heard. Jane Doe younger than me, she's

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<v Speaker 1>in fourth grade. What is her deal? Then? Why does

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<v Speaker 1>she think she can talk smack? Do you? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically it sounds like Jane Done, Milannia need to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out. You know. She kind of looks like you,

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<v Speaker 1>Jane Done. Ugly. Um, I mean, let's move on. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to ignore that, Gwen. Let me let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>this question. I back in the seventies for the ABC network,

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<v Speaker 1>I recorded a public service announcement on bullying. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard it? Now? But my mom works? Oh great?

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<v Speaker 1>Does she enjoy it? Then she's probably heard of this?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to hear? Let's let's play let's play

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<v Speaker 1>my ps A. Listen to this dummy four eyes, jolly

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<v Speaker 1>green giant. How's the air up there? Liar swamp boy,

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<v Speaker 1>trailer trash humpback of your notary mom, geek jack wagon,

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<v Speaker 1>poor kid. Hey, when you put on a red shirt

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<v Speaker 1>and lean out a window, people think you're the kool

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<v Speaker 1>aid man face, metal mouth, cupcake face, loser. This is

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<v Speaker 1>ron Burgundy. Those were some tough words. These words don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel so good. Do they remember what you say matters?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually like cupcake face. That sounds good. It does

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<v Speaker 1>sound delicious. Do you ever at times? I'm getting off

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<v Speaker 1>topic here? Do you ever dream that your face is

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<v Speaker 1>different foods? Well? Last night I had dreamed that my

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<v Speaker 1>brother was a Hamburger and I hate him. Was he delicious? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Hamburger boy, hamburger hey, hamburger boy. Take that you're in

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<v Speaker 1>my belly and now I'm about to poop you out.

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<v Speaker 1>We are enjoying each other's company. I'm not oh, especially

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<v Speaker 1>you Gwendolin. Please, this is anti. But did you feel

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<v Speaker 1>like my p s A was effective? It wasn't the most.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's move Let's move on. Let's move on. Um so

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<v Speaker 1>look back to Jane Doe. Do you think you might

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<v Speaker 1>be bringing some of her bullying onto yourself? Well, really

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<v Speaker 1>think about it. Yeah, okay, yeah, I think that's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things about bullying that's fascinating. Of Course, it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't feel good, but I think at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the day, we have to look in the mirror sometimes,

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<v Speaker 1>ron Is, I'm just gonna say hard on me, and

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<v Speaker 1>I still keep showing up to work. You know, even

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<v Speaker 1>though my mom, my therapist, my friends, my boyfriend, my

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<v Speaker 1>loved ones um, people online say I should just get

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<v Speaker 1>a new job. So I don't know, maybe he should. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm right. Well, you know, it's hard out there.

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<v Speaker 1>When you start working, it's much harder. They say it's

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<v Speaker 1>a good economy, it's not really. Just so you know, Gwen,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you this. David Edelstein, an art critic

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<v Speaker 1>for New York Magazine, had this to say about Christian

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<v Speaker 1>Marclays The Clock. Beyond the coincidental temporal associations, I could

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<v Speaker 1>discern little connection among the clips. It's just a gimmick.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't conceive of watching it for longer than

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<v Speaker 1>I did, let alone nineteen effing hours. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>he's a bully? And if so, should we destroy him? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if he doesn't repeatedly, he would be a bully by definition.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, but if she just does it once, then

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a bully. It's just a one time. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just one time where he's kind of mean. They could

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<v Speaker 1>actually make up and become friends. That's really that's that

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<v Speaker 1>really is a lot of foresight there. How are you

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<v Speaker 1>familiar with Jadakiss? No singer s he's not really a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of mine, but more of an acquaintance. Um. And

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<v Speaker 1>he had this to say about fifty Cent, another person

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<v Speaker 1>I know through music circles, And this is what he said.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, Yeah, you've got a felony, but you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>a predicate, never the King of New York. You live

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<v Speaker 1>in Connecticut. First of all, Connecticut is lovely, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't see an insult. Yeah, my my family

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<v Speaker 1>lives some of my family lives in Connecticut. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're familiar with it, and it's it's a perfectly great place,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can't really not Connecticut. And New York is

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<v Speaker 1>nice too. But so how should I How should I

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<v Speaker 1>handle the beef between both of them? As since I'm

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<v Speaker 1>friends with both, this is something that Ron has been

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<v Speaker 1>stressed out about for a while. Should I get him

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<v Speaker 1>in a room? You know what I should do? And Gwen,

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<v Speaker 1>with your permission, maybe I do kind of a Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what's the movie with the girls Lindsey Lohan Parent Parent

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<v Speaker 1>trappl I love it to remember the part? Yeah, Natasha

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<v Speaker 1>Richardson Dennis Quaid one and then there's like a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>There was the old one with Hailey Mills. I like

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<v Speaker 1>the old one better, but the new one still pretty good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're both really good. I'm wondering if I pull a

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<v Speaker 1>parent trap and I tell Jada Kiss that why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you come to Connecticut to my friend Gwen's family's house?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I tell Fitty, like, you want to come

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<v Speaker 1>down to Connecticut just you and me? Bro time? And

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<v Speaker 1>then Jadakiss walks in the room, fifty cent walks in

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<v Speaker 1>the room. Jane Doe, we just work it out. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like Jane Doe, all right, but still, can I

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<v Speaker 1>use your family's house in Connecticut? No? No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think they would like a crazy person coming through their house.

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<v Speaker 1>What invited me here? But crazy person being just a

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<v Speaker 1>fond term of endearment. No crazy person oh, you literally

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm crazy. Well, we have like a few more questions,

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<v Speaker 1>A few more questions here. Uh, Gwen, if if you

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<v Speaker 1>were a bully to me, what would you say? I

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<v Speaker 1>just I just want to be prepared. Um the seventies

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<v Speaker 1>called they want their clothes back. Okay, you know, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey wait wait one second, Ron, Hey open, come on, Ron,

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay, it's okay. What did she keep laughing like that?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that she keeps? Okay, Gwen, Ron, we can

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<v Speaker 1>get through this trying to examine boying not have perpetuated.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got this. You want to put this one in

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<v Speaker 1>the bag, and you want to go My clothes look fine,

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<v Speaker 1>don't they? Gwendolen, We've got we've got two more questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember your say matters? What do you say matters? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>well you're you're suspenders don't look so good. I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>But if you did, I don't. Maybe we could turn

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<v Speaker 1>the tables here. What about Carolina? What would you say

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<v Speaker 1>to her? Would you point out her dumb glasses? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I like her glasses. They were expensive. So I'm got

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<v Speaker 1>to compose myself here, let's have some water. Okay, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've covered a lot of ground here to day, Caroline,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any thing else you'd like to ask?

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<v Speaker 1>Winn Um, I just want to say I'm so glad

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<v Speaker 1>the progress we made today, and I really think that

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<v Speaker 1>if Gwen and run Um can get along and continue

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<v Speaker 1>their friendship, then there's hope for all of us. Gwen,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say this. And I'm an adult man,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've heard a lot of things good and bad

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<v Speaker 1>said about me being in the media. It's commonplace. But

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<v Speaker 1>what you said was probably the most hateful thing I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard. Okay, yet I'm happy to have gone through it,

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<v Speaker 1>so in a weird way, thank you, Thank you, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for being here, thank you for being who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>And I hope Jane do you know lays off? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, No, it's okay. Hey see that's wonderful. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for saying that. And I'm sorry for anything

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<v Speaker 1>I said. And I think that's how you can fix bullying.

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<v Speaker 1>The two most beautiful words in the English language or

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<v Speaker 1>what i'm I'm oh, I'm sorry, sorry, I'm isn't I know? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's also it's i am. It's a contraction, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>three words. Hey, Gwen Carolina totally screwed up. Huh because

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<v Speaker 1>she's dumb. Oh, she's not dumb. Okay, No, I was

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<v Speaker 1>just you're not dumb. I think we should wrap this

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<v Speaker 1>one up, Bron, Gwendolyn Daisy Corraba, thank you for coming by.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule

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<v Speaker 1>in fifth grade. You really enlighten us on this discussion

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<v Speaker 1>and bullying. Thank you very much, Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be right back after this short break. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgundy with my final faults. Wait, afray to that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got an email from legal. Um, we're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be able to use the girl that UM

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<v Speaker 1>is bowling Gwen. We're not We're not able to use

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<v Speaker 1>her name, but we said it throughout the whole podcast. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, it's just the chances are too right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just you know what, let me handle that. You want.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll cover that. Are you sure? Just make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't hear her name ever, because we could get

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<v Speaker 1>sued be really bad. Yes, No, you're absolutely right. These

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<v Speaker 1>are young children and Sophie Lichtman does not deserve that. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't deserve it. She's just a little kid. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make sure no one knows we're talking about Sophie perfect. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just express my final thoughts. This is wrong Burgundy.

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<v Speaker 1>A long long time ago, I wrote, treat others how

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<v Speaker 1>you want to treat them, and that's it right? That

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<v Speaker 1>was good God, Where did you get that kid? Juvi?

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<v Speaker 1>She was real? You know what. Put my my fist

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<v Speaker 1>right in the middle of her two front baby teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>She was just a kid. She was like ten years old. Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you, you probably won't even think about her

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<v Speaker 1>by the time you get Oh no, I'll never forget her.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay her, Yes, I'll get my co Stay tuned for

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<v Speaker 1>scenes from the next episode of the Ron Burgundy podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>On the next Ron Burgundy podcasts, I thought about why

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<v Speaker 1>bad things happened to good men m meeting me, I

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<v Speaker 1>realized the safest way to prepare against the apocalypse of

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<v Speaker 1>the future is talk to a psychic so you can

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<v Speaker 1>receive similar to a dolphin. We should take on our

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<v Speaker 1>dolphin questions. I was gonna ask you most of my

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<v Speaker 1>questions were about dolphins, but let's just let me just

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<v Speaker 1>throw those out. What was hogwarts like and how hard

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<v Speaker 1>is it to make friends? There? I can safely say

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<v Speaker 1>I've never met a Gemini. Not just real quick. There

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<v Speaker 1>are no ghosts in this room, right, I don't sense

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<v Speaker 1>any in this room. In particular Nick at the controls

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's kind of a ghoul. I remember when when

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<v Speaker 1>I was horse whispering. At first, I would whisper very delicately,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I get frustrated. Like you, listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>If Carolina doesn't do her job, how hard would it

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<v Speaker 1>be for me to put a hex on her? I know,

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<v Speaker 1>as a psychic, you've been alive forever? Um? What was

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<v Speaker 1>the Civil War? Like, Laura, let's see how good you are?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you tell who passed gas between the two of us?

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<v Speaker 1>Using your psychic ability? Draw the curtains, light some black candles,

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<v Speaker 1>bringing the psychic Everyone shut up. The Ron Burgundy Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is a production of I Heart Radio podcast Network and

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<v Speaker 1>supervisor is Colin McDougall. This episode was engineered, mixed, and

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