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Speaker 1: Rombergny podcast. Romburguny Podcast. Oh yeah, I can feel that

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Speaker 1: one deep in my loins. I mean, that's your song

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Speaker 1: for your aunt. Though it is is an emotional and

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Speaker 1: That's all I need, is the benefit of the doubt,

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Speaker 1: which sounds like a funk song to me. All right,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to Ron Burgundy. This is the Ron Burgundy Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Last night, I was walking along a dark alley whistling

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Speaker 1: need to let them know you are naked as they

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Speaker 1: are to establish trust. Well, that didn't work, and they

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Speaker 1: ran after me, nipping at my achilles heel like it

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Speaker 1: was a chicken bone. Now, not a lot of you

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Speaker 1: know what my achilles heel is, but it is my

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Speaker 1: achilles heel, it literally is. I really don't like it

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Speaker 1: when it gets hurt. It's one of the more sensitive

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Speaker 1: areas of my body. The only thing that got them

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Speaker 1: off me those wild pack of dogs was pure cruel bullying.

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Speaker 1: What did you say to them? Well, I they called

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Speaker 1: the MANGI I called them ununified, undignified, just mean horrible

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Speaker 1: things that I knew wild dogs would would really recoil from.

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Speaker 1: And you think they got it, well, I think they

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Speaker 1: but my point is bullying is not cool. But hole right,

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you butth hole, cheap bastard, nancy boy,

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Speaker 1: loose woman sound familiar, m Oh, I've um no, I've

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Speaker 1: never been called a butth hole or lose. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: saying hypothetically, sure, these are examples of something a bully

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Speaker 1: me to the pay phone where I called the authorities, which,

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Speaker 1: them that you've been attacked by a pack of stray dogs,

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Speaker 1: they don't really respond to it. Yeah, no, I don't know. Um,

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Speaker 1: I I know almost zero people that's happened too. But

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Speaker 1: still it's a public service. They're supposed to protect the people,

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Speaker 1: the text paying public. But they said there's nothing we

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Speaker 1: did you put quarters in the pay phone? Well? I

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Speaker 1: dollar bill and I jammed it into the slot. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I see the problem. Yeah, you heard nothing on the

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Speaker 1: other lie, No, I heard. I heard the operator. Oh okay, great,

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Speaker 1: b b By Yeah, b By. That's not a robot

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Speaker 1: or anything. That's just a please hang up that lady.

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Speaker 1: that's usually like pay phones are hard to find these days.

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Speaker 1: Have you noticed absolutely how long did you go trying? Finally, Well,

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Speaker 1: don't bully often, but when I do, I can be rough.

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Speaker 1: And what were your injuries major lacerations and what they

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Speaker 1: I thank you. I went back and forth, but I

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Speaker 1: But when you're least expecting a Carolina, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: toilet flushing. By the way, all right, Carolina now joining

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Speaker 1: us is an expert on bullying. Ah, and who could

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Speaker 1: call you Gwendoline Daisy Carraba? Just call me Gwen, call

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Speaker 1: you Gwen great, Gwenn. Thank you for joining us. Have

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Speaker 1: you met Carolina? Hi? Gwen? Hi Carolina. Um, so let

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Speaker 1: me ask you this, Gwen. What great are you in?

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Speaker 1: I'm in fifth grade? Fifth grade? So that means you're what, no,

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Speaker 1: who's the biggest act toll? You know? Oh, Jane Doe,

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Speaker 1: she sounds like a piece of work. What what is

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Speaker 1: it that Jane Done does exactly? She calls my dance

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Speaker 1: Jane Doe when she attacks you in such a way? Stop?

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Speaker 1: This is not nice. It sounds like what you said

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Speaker 1: Well we haven't been, so stop bullying me. Stop bowling, Baxter.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Do people come up to you,

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Speaker 1: Hot take from Gwen. Well, you're not holding back, are you? Do?

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Speaker 1: bullying at all? No? No, not at all? Not effective.

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Speaker 1: my ps A. Listen to this dummy four eyes, jolly

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Speaker 1: a good economy, it's not really. Just so you know, Gwen,

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Speaker 1: Marclays The Clock. Beyond the coincidental temporal associations, I could

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