Speaker 1: The second day. It's a record breaking fourth time this
Speaker 1: person has been on the show requesting our help. Oh god,
Speaker 1: it's none other than the Caped Crusada of Romance. When
Speaker 1: I say caped, I mean he's got his extra long
Speaker 1: jammies on this morning. Matt Man is that man? Welcome back, Matt, Hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. You guys, it's like we're starting
Speaker 1: to be the superheroes of your life. We're helping so much,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, clearly we're not very good at it.
Speaker 1: But real quick, for those of you who have not
Speaker 1: heard of Matt Man before, he's a friend of the show.
Speaker 1: And we call him Mattman because on one of the
Speaker 1: very first dates we ever heard from him, he went
Speaker 1: out to a movie premiere dressed as the Dark Night
Speaker 1: and ever since then, his legend has lived on yes,
Speaker 1: along with his ever active dating profile. Matt last time
Speaker 1: that we heard from you, I thought, tell me if
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, I thought we you had a girlfriend before?
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? That that one didn't really work
Speaker 1: out too well. But just because one heads doesn't mean
Speaker 1: it wasn't a success. Sure, you know, I'm sure you
Speaker 1: learn from it, grew from it. So now we're doing
Speaker 1: another second day update. So you must have met someone new,
Speaker 1: right I did? Yeah, I met I met a girl
Speaker 1: Jackie on the app. Okay, okay, would you like about Jackie?
Speaker 1: I mean, right off the bat, she was great. I
Speaker 1: mean she looked just like her pictures. Was that a
Speaker 1: bat pun or no? Right off the bat? I was
Speaker 1: thinking he was going to call her jacker like joker? Yeah? Better? Okay,
Speaker 1: Well she looked like she said she was gonna look.
Speaker 1: I like, standards are still very high. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: what'd you end up doing with Jackie? Well, Jackie, she
Speaker 1: wanted me to pick her up, so, um, I just
Speaker 1: say to hop in my map mobile. All right, it's
Speaker 1: an actual card, it's a it's a hun day just
Speaker 1: like all right, And how are you feeling heading into
Speaker 1: the date? I was maybe a little nervous at the beginning,
Speaker 1: so I just thought, Yeah, So I thought I'd bounced
Speaker 1: it out with some of my patented, world famous Matman humor. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Would you go with a knock
Speaker 1: knock joke? I started with one of the classics, the
Speaker 1: old parallel park trick. What's up? I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm familiar with that one, So I thought it would
Speaker 1: be funny if I pretended like I couldn't parallel park.
Speaker 1: So I asked Jackie if she could go outside and
Speaker 1: maybe spot me and like tell me if I was
Speaker 1: getting close or I was going to hit the curb
Speaker 1: right like around like the third fourth time, I decided,
Speaker 1: I'm just pretend to drive away. So I drove away.
Speaker 1: What there's no way she was laughing. I was only
Speaker 1: gone to like ten seconds, but the look of horror
Speaker 1: on her face was I could see that. I could
Speaker 1: see how that could be. And it's funny, Like six
Speaker 1: months into her relationship, it's not funny the first like literally,
Speaker 1: you haven't even had dinner with this person yet, laughing funny,
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh yeah, say she said something like,
Speaker 1: don't ever do that again, but I need that too funny.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to laugh, but I will say if
Speaker 1: she says don't do that again. Her mindset is that
Speaker 1: there could be a next time you hang out, even
Speaker 1: in her anger, some hope there. Okay, this is good
Speaker 1: so far, I think, or where did you end up taking? Jackie?
Speaker 1: So you know, I mean, I'm starting to get a
Speaker 1: little bit of dating experience, so I a better every time, man,
Speaker 1: I think so, so I thought i'd step up my game.
Speaker 1: And um, I don't know. You guys might think I'm
Speaker 1: a nube. But I took her to sushi. That's great,
Speaker 1: that's a great first. It was good. I mean, there
Speaker 1: are so many good flavors, So I thought sushi flavors.
Speaker 1: I've never thought of them as flaying. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: ordered thirteen roles. What did you just well, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I've never done sushi. So I just thought like the
Speaker 1: roles were the like that you thought the individual pieces
Speaker 1: was a role, but one role has like six to
Speaker 1: eight slices. Yeah, exactly. The waiter head of bringing like
Speaker 1: a whole other table just to attach it so we
Speaker 1: could have all this food. It's like cascading off the side,
Speaker 1: but like a be dying of embarrassment, like just as
Speaker 1: you're sitting there, as more and more plates keep being delivered,
Speaker 1: like it would be so CRUs like a guy to
Speaker 1: eat Like I wouldn't want a guy to eat less
Speaker 1: than me. So anything you want in the restaurants, how
Speaker 1: to sushi night end? It's kind of a mess. We
Speaker 1: laughed about it and it was fun. Later I actually
Speaker 1: take a picture with her out front the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that a bad thing? Alexis doesn't like that. It's
Speaker 1: a nice thing to take a picture with someone, like, Hey,
Speaker 1: let's remember this. No different opinions in this room. Really, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe that was a mistake of yours, Matt. I don't know.
Speaker 1: She let me touch her waist. She posted the picture too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she she cropped me out of the photo. I
Speaker 1: don't think you should be insulted by that. It would
Speaker 1: be weird. She couldn't really just take a selfie, so,
Speaker 1: I mean, I never heard from her, like I thought
Speaker 1: it was a great date. Okay, Well, there has to
Speaker 1: be some sort of logical explanation for this, and we're
Speaker 1: just going to ask her directly. All right, we'll come
Speaker 1: back and do your second date update next second. We're
Speaker 1: in the middle of another second date update with friend
Speaker 1: of the show, Matt Many. Just a quick recap if
Speaker 1: you missed the first part. Matt did a sushi date
Speaker 1: with a woman named Jackie, gave her a little parallel
Speaker 1: parking humor before that, and then at dinner ordered thirteen
Speaker 1: different sushi rolls because he didn't know he thought a
Speaker 1: role meant the individual pieces of sushi he really need
Speaker 1: to have done sushi trade. Then he could have just
Speaker 1: picked one plate at a time. Oh yeah, I would
Speaker 1: have been better. He tried to go fancy and go
Speaker 1: to a night restaurant. Cane the things we're looking up
Speaker 1: at the end of the night though, when they took
Speaker 1: a photo together in front of the restaurant and Matt,
Speaker 1: you said you touched her waist, did she touch your
Speaker 1: grappling hook in return or was there a kiss or
Speaker 1: any sort of sign of intimacy. Well, a true hero
Speaker 1: keeps his belt on at all times. But I did
Speaker 1: get to touch your waist and it was pretty awesome. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you've done a lot of these, Matt, Like, what do
Speaker 1: you think went wrong? Why is she not calling you back?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think maybe because I didn't know
Speaker 1: about the roles and individual pieces. Maybe that, okay, we're off.
Speaker 1: Maybe she thought I was trying to show off. You
Speaker 1: didn't explain it was your first time at a sushi restaurant. No,
Speaker 1: you know, I was just trying to be mister cool. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: what's Let's just call Jackie and see if that really
Speaker 1: was the case, if she was intimidated by how many
Speaker 1: roles you can afford in one dinner. I mean I
Speaker 1: still have some. So she wants sushi, I'll throw that
Speaker 1: in at the end. We want to send you guys
Speaker 1: out on a date, but first we got to call her.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Jackie. Ye,
Speaker 1: Hey Jackie. My name is jeff from a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, Jackie. Oh
Speaker 1: there's lots of people. Hi. Everyone whole show wanted to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Oh. We love people that are happy
Speaker 1: right off the bat. That's awesome. Some breath of fresh
Speaker 1: air for us because we're doing something called a second
Speaker 1: date update and oh yeah, it sounds scarier than it is.
Speaker 1: We're calling because you went out on a date with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners I would call a good friend
Speaker 1: of the show. Yeah, I mean he's honestly a VIP
Speaker 1: member of our listening audience. His name is Matt. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, Matt.
Speaker 1: Like hearing you laugh about it because we heard you
Speaker 1: guys had a great sushi date the other night. It
Speaker 1: was an experience. That's good. I mean, if I saw
Speaker 1: it was an experience, I'd give that a five stars.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing, like IMAX calls themselves an experience, right,
Speaker 1: And for the most part, yeah, some of it was
Speaker 1: a little quirky, but yeah, it was all. It was
Speaker 1: all pretty fun. Oh why calling him back. He's been
Speaker 1: trying to get a hold of you. He wants to
Speaker 1: see you again. Well, at the end of the night, okay,
Speaker 1: so we took a picture of us, which was a
Speaker 1: little different for a first date. But I think if
Speaker 1: we know anything about Matt, it's that he's he's a
Speaker 1: bold man and he goes for what he likes and
Speaker 1: that he just really w wanted to commemorate the night
Speaker 1: with you right right. And it was a really cute picture. Um.
Speaker 1: And so when I got home, I showed my roommate
Speaker 1: the picture and she was like horrified. Why I guess, Like,
Speaker 1: so we had one of his like hands was like,
Speaker 1: you know, like around my waist, right, and he said
Speaker 1: that he was making like a gang sign like with
Speaker 1: his hand, and I don't know, like like what like
Speaker 1: throwing west side up. Okay, I don't know. I had
Speaker 1: no idea what it was, and I kind of thought
Speaker 1: she was getting at first, but she like had us
Speaker 1: look it up. And I'm not gonna say, like what
Speaker 1: it was, but yeah, it was. It was like it
Speaker 1: was a gang sign and yeah, like a street gang.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Like, yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: was like an actual street gang, like a famous street gang.
Speaker 1: What's up? I had no idea Matt was in a
Speaker 1: gang like that is Are you sure it couldn't have
Speaker 1: been something he did on accident that happened to be similar.
Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to like say to her,
Speaker 1: but she was like no, like she was so sure,
Speaker 1: and she kind of freaked me out. So I I
Speaker 1: was like, I'll just play it face just in case.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, no, thank what if he's
Speaker 1: like an O gang member, We have no idea, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I just want to ask him right
Speaker 1: now because I gotta let you know, Jackie, Matt is
Speaker 1: on the other line right now. Oh no, a gang
Speaker 1: Now I'm in trouble gangs? Don Matt? Are you there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Like gang signs? Do you really think
Speaker 1: I'm a gang banger? It was my roommate. She freaked me.
Speaker 1: HATTU even like seriously, like do I look like a
Speaker 1: gang banger? Do I sound like that? Stereotype. Matt, do
Speaker 1: you know what she's talking about? What hand signal she's
Speaker 1: talking about? Yes, yes, I do it all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: purpose why would you do it all the time if
Speaker 1: you know it's a gang symbol Matt. It's not a
Speaker 1: gang symbol. It's the bat symbol, Jackie, like Batman. Is
Speaker 1: that what you're saying? Yeah, Jackie, you might. I didn't
Speaker 1: tell you this mostly for your safety, but right, that's
Speaker 1: what that sounds like. No, the gang that he's talking
Speaker 1: about is like a superhero league, that type of gang,
Speaker 1: what like D and D no Justice League. I'm a
Speaker 1: Hugeman fan. I'm part of the bat family. It's not
Speaker 1: a gang. Yeah, loves Batman. Yeah, he's He's a big
Speaker 1: Batman family. I mean I knew that, but I know
Speaker 1: a lot of people who are like into that stuff
Speaker 1: and they don't have like weird hand symbols, and like
Speaker 1: I do think a gang member is hotter. But it's
Speaker 1: like it's like a sign I'm trying to make popular
Speaker 1: with my posse, Like I guess you know you made
Speaker 1: it up. Oh you know, I'm I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: it started, you know, like because my hand is like
Speaker 1: the wig and then if I move my thumb, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like the head. Yeah. I kind of like that.
Speaker 1: That way you can be out on the street and
Speaker 1: secretly know who else is a Batman fan, rather than
Speaker 1: having to go up and ask like a gang. Yeah
Speaker 1: flash it when you're walking down the street and you're
Speaker 1: like with my feet the same time I'm with Tosane
Speaker 1: this one. You gotta drop it. It's in trouble. It's
Speaker 1: already getting you in trouble that not someone sees that
Speaker 1: in the wrong neighborhood, not even a joke. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have to actually defend your woman just because you're being
Speaker 1: a silly or you become the coolest guy in that neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Just strip cred. I like it, but I mean I
Speaker 1: don't want to get I don't want to get beat up.
Speaker 1: I doubt anybody could beat up Mattman. You're just being nice.
Speaker 1: Who's matt Man? Is that you? So? I didn't mean
Speaker 1: to out there? Yeah, we call him Matman. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my secret identity. Blow now, Well he's popular. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he makes us laugh a lot. Jackie sweet, No, he
Speaker 1: absolutely were making me last the whole time, that's all
Speaker 1: it was. Well, that's great. I mean, if you take
Speaker 1: out the hands signal, it sounded like you guys had
Speaker 1: a really good night together. And I mean, yeah, minus
Speaker 1: him not really being able to parallel park that well.
Speaker 1: Actually there's a funny story to that. He told me
Speaker 1: it was a joke, but I don't know. After like
Speaker 1: the fourth or fifth time, I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe you drive to the next date. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that might be best, and we'll pay for that date
Speaker 1: if you agree to go on it. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: All of these secrets are not gang related and sounds great.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, congratulations matt Man. One request though, if
Speaker 1: we get to she again, please don't order so many roles.
Speaker 1: I don't think that was necessary. I just thought the
Speaker 1: roles were I mean, it's like a bread roll, isn't
Speaker 1: like just say yes, Matt, yes, Matt, all right, you
Speaker 1: know what, We're just going to call it a win.
Speaker 1: Good job and Jeffrey in the morning, And I'm really
Speaker 1: happy that we were able to get another date from
Speaker 1: Matt Man. I liked her a lot too. I think
Speaker 1: they could be a really cute couple. Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: actually pretty chill. Honestly, that was maybe one of the
Speaker 1: easiest second date updates we've ever had to do for
Speaker 1: him before. All it takes is calling into our show
Speaker 1: four times for us to get good at helping you out.
Speaker 1: You know, the bat signed gang sign mix up. That
Speaker 1: one's actually pretty easily explainable. Yeah, I really stop doing that. Yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: I think if we would have stayed on the phone
Speaker 1: with her longer, the more likely she would have and
Speaker 1: ultimately said no. The more that she learned, you know,
Speaker 1: about him dressing up like a superhero, going to the movies,
Speaker 1: hanging upside down from pipes and dark alley ways. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where it could have gotten weird. But luckily we
Speaker 1: didn't bring any of that up. Didn't have time too,
Speaker 1: So I'm proud of us himself. Yeah, good at that
Speaker 1: he just did again. I'm hoping she's done and no
Speaker 1: matter what, best of luck, Matt's a good guy. If
Speaker 1: you want to be like Matt and email the show
Speaker 1: over and over and over for help, We're always here.
Speaker 1: We'll call that person who wasn't calling you back.