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Speaker 1: Motherfucking miniyar So mini episode, motherfucking miniar So. Yep, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal mini episode of My Mama Told Me,

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Speaker 1: the podcast where we died deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove the

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Speaker 1: theories that you pieces of ship have at home. There

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Speaker 1: you are jo away from it right on time, baby,

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Speaker 1: just queued up perfectly the cut. You heard it here first.

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Speaker 1: You're a goddamn jigaboo if you listen to this and

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Speaker 1: we're sick of you. I don't like the big lips, oh,

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Speaker 1: your big lipt attitude. If you ask me, why did

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Speaker 1: you want? Take the filler out that attitude, baby girl

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Speaker 1: or boy? Fillers for everybody. Now, I'm like Stint Kerman

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Speaker 1: and we're we're here to to deal in in your

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Speaker 1: shenan against this week. We're gonna yeah, let's let's see

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Speaker 1: what you got. We're gonna read an email from from

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Speaker 1: a person uh named Gilanni Gilanni, And I want to

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Speaker 1: point out that that uh that Gilanni has contacted me

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Speaker 1: on multiple platforms. It's it's worth noting Gilani has been

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Speaker 1: very persistent about getting this conversation started, I guess, and

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Speaker 1: has screamed at me multiple times about not not responding

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Speaker 1: to him on other platforms. So so I hope Gilanni

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Speaker 1: that this is gonna be satisfying and do all the thing.

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Speaker 1: But Gilanni said, well, first of all, it said forwarding

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Speaker 1: this because I sent it to the wrong email. But

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Speaker 1: you know, he stilled at me. He said, my mama

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Speaker 1: told me biz it's like they seal like they get money.

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Speaker 1: It's probably dot biz. Yeah, what's the Jelani said, forwarding

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Speaker 1: this because I sent it to the wrong email? He said, Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: first off, love the show been down for about a

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Speaker 1: year now and I'm locked in every every week, twice

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Speaker 1: a week. Love the dynamic y'all to have I be

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Speaker 1: crying dead as a New Yorker. I believe my conspiracy

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Speaker 1: tries to date at least dead ass and wrote it out,

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Speaker 1: you're passionate about that ship. Uh. My conspiracy is that

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Speaker 1: mixing dark and light liquor makes you drunk or faster

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Speaker 1: or just flat out sick. If this is true, how

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Speaker 1: the hell does this work? And why respect? Peace and

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Speaker 1: love Gelani? I don't even think yes, you're saying absolutely,

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Speaker 1: this isn't even a conspiracy. We've all known that since

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Speaker 1: high school, right right, that that you're supposed to if

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Speaker 1: you if you go light, you stay light. If you

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Speaker 1: go dark, you stay dark. Yeah. I live my life

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Speaker 1: by a phrase, and it's dance with the one you brought.

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Speaker 1: M M. I like that. That's how you got it,

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Speaker 1: that's how you gotta do it otherwise. I like that.

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Speaker 1: I could see you saying that to a young man

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Speaker 1: on your porch one day. Yeah, you've got a lounge chair.

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Speaker 1: He's standing because he respects you different, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe water out of a mason jar. I could say, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm hosing down the lawn for no reason. He's got

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Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? And you just look at him,

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Speaker 1: real calm and you say, hey, dance with the one

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Speaker 1: you got. That's all, that's all it is. And he's

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Speaker 1: like in his head he's like, what the fund does

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Speaker 1: that mean? But also he respects you enough to wait,

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Speaker 1: he'll figure it out. Yeah, hit him with the hose

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Speaker 1: and said, get out of here yet yours. I gotta

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Speaker 1: water these petunias. You're like, yeah, he's wise, but he's met.

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Speaker 1: He also cares about his garden. He really cares about

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Speaker 1: those petunias. Yeah, shout out to my money tree. He's thriving.

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Speaker 1: So so you are a firm believer in this conspiracy theory,

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Speaker 1: no questions asked. I have no I need no research. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like you know what it is. It's it's

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Speaker 1: like wearing a Nike hood do you with a Didas

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Speaker 1: shorts or something like? Oh yeah, when we were kids,

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Speaker 1: we call it that perpetrating. Yeah, it's just it's just

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Speaker 1: to know. It never looks as cool as you think

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Speaker 1: and nobody, no, no, any different And boy do we

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Speaker 1: know different? Man? Yeah, and I'll make fun of you.

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Speaker 1: M hmm, that's all make fun of you. Why would

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Speaker 1: it work? Why would it work? It's poison. You mix

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Speaker 1: to do that at once. Yeah. No, it's just it's uncouth,

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Speaker 1: it's disgusting. It makes you look slovenly. Oh man, do

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Speaker 1: Like if you had to do the mixing, you're you

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Speaker 1: Are there ones where you're like, this is a reasonable mixture?

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Speaker 1: Verse is others where you're like, what the funk were

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Speaker 1: you thinking? I mean, also I want you to say,

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Speaker 1: I want you to understand that. Yeah, I'm stand out

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Speaker 1: I'm not pro this, but it does happen every now

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Speaker 1: and again, this mixing of things, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: So like, are there ones that I would know? It's

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Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, definitely you when you throw wine

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Speaker 1: It's such a mood shift, like what were you doing?

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Speaker 1: You understand, like, what were you doing? Then? You started

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Speaker 1: out a Hennessy night and then all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: it's one am and you're drinking white wine or low

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Speaker 1: something moved. You're not dancing with the one you brought.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're right, I got you. Yeah, that's that

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Speaker 1: one feels the most honest to your to your signature catchphrase.

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Speaker 1: That that feels everybody knows. I've come on man, you

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Speaker 1: my hand firm in the It's like, I think I'm

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Speaker 1: But but no, it does because because like you're saying,

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Speaker 1: a Hennessy night is a very specific night. You are.

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Speaker 1: You are trying to funk on something, You're trying to move,

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Speaker 1: You're trying to share. It's probably a lot of us

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Speaker 1: It's a passionate night. It's a passionate night. But then

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Speaker 1: you you to somehow find yourself shifted into a white wine.

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Speaker 1: What transpired in your logic and your approach that broke

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Speaker 1: shout out to my man, little Johnny Hat. This man,

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Speaker 1: Johnny Hat a little little black and Pacific islander, young man.

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Speaker 1: He claimed that white wine mixed with Henessey was a drink. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: And I ain't seen any order that at the bar sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Now here's what I think might be happening there. They're

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Speaker 1: Hennessey is a great based drink. So maybe that was

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Speaker 1: as a grapes grapes its grapes. And and you're right

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Speaker 1: also made of grapes. No, but it should be. There's

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Speaker 1: but Obama, that's insane. And also, I can't speak to

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Speaker 1: Why why they not? Why were they so passionately against

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Speaker 1: with the Hennessy factory. That's real. That's a real word.

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Speaker 1: much of a risk that you'll you'll be shirtless and

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Speaker 1: totally He's fucking crumping shirtless next to a barrel, and

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Speaker 1: just putting it straight up to the Hennessy tap like anything.

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Speaker 1: He's he keeps saying, look mym one of the east

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Speaker 1: Side boys look at me, because Mob says how long

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Speaker 1: is this gonna take? So, yeah, I do agree that

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Speaker 1: fucking hennessy. Yeah, it's just like you don't want to

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Speaker 1: live like that. No, But I do think and I

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Speaker 1: maybe this is part of what we're talking about. This

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Speaker 1: this just feels like you gotta be honest with yourself

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Speaker 1: about what specific liquors due to you that if if

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Speaker 1: there is a behavioral equivalent in both dark and light liquors,

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Speaker 1: then maybe you are gonna have this major combative sort

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Speaker 1: I'm at a fucking tequila level and I know what

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Speaker 1: tequila does to me, and then I'm mixing it with

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Speaker 1: the weird ass personality of dark rum? What the fund

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Speaker 1: did I just do to myself? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like you, you're playing dangerous? Because when when are two?

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Speaker 1: When are two opposing anything? Battling in your body? A

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Speaker 1: good time? Yeah? Right? When does that? Ever? What does

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Speaker 1: anything fighting inside of you good? Haven't y'all seen now?

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Speaker 1: Osmosis Jones? You don't want things fighting inside of you?

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Speaker 1: You want everybody at peace. Yeah, you don't want Eddie

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