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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanta way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 4: time and a terminol and gagy a.

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Speaker 2: We want to send.

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Speaker 5: You off inside.

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Speaker 6: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it. We scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Mal porn?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need you ride?

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Speaker 5: Ride with Karen and Chris? Hi? Is this still thee?

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Speaker 5: Let me changed?

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Speaker 6: We we were actually yelling about have you liberals?

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Speaker 5: Now? Have you ever gotten in the wrong uber or lyft?

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Speaker 2: I've done, but I've had someone.

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Speaker 6: I'd let someone into my car in front of the

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Speaker 6: old UCB because I thought it was a la.

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Speaker 5: Guy wow, and he thought you were the uber.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he got in the back seat.

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Speaker 5: Now I did that to someone and he was terrified.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And then another time in Austin, I was picking up

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Speaker 6: the girl, my girlfriend at ATB, the girlfriend at the

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Speaker 6: time at ATB, and I was waiting for her, and

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Speaker 6: there was car in front of me that looked like

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Speaker 6: my Mustang and she just got in that.

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Speaker 2: Car and the old guy driving.

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Speaker 5: Start. He just started driving.

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Speaker 6: Neither of them noticed, and I was just laughing, why

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Speaker 6: is this happening? And they got to the corner and

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Speaker 6: then she finally got out, and boy do we have

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Speaker 6: a laugh.

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Speaker 5: I like somebody that's saying, oh no, but sure, I'll

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Speaker 5: give you a ride.

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Speaker 3: And then he just starts grabbing at her.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, she's like a Betty Boop cartoon.

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Speaker 3: No, we don't do this anymore.

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Speaker 2: He was from a different time, a simpler one.

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Speaker 5: Come on, sweetheart, we just won the wall.

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Speaker 2: Didn't And that sounds like my voice, so she just

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Speaker 2: thought it.

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Speaker 5: Was me, grab her, grab her, grab her again.

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Speaker 4: James, I need to tell you this is something I

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Speaker 4: remembered when you went and did your errand is my

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Speaker 4: dad used to send me all of your Mike Lindell's

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Speaker 4: sketches from Kimmel And he couldn't understand that it wasn't

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Speaker 4: actually Mike Lindell, really he.

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Speaker 3: Thought, he thought, look at him melting down, Why would

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Speaker 3: he do this?

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, Dad, I am telling you it is

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Speaker 4: jameson dummy and I know him personally, and he was like.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy, this guy. He's making full of himself. And

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Speaker 3: I'm like, no, it isn't. Actually, Mike Lindell.

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Speaker 7: This problem happens with my great uncle as well, who's

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Speaker 7: alive here. He's always like, we want to tell me

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Speaker 7: when you're going.

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Speaker 5: To be on TV.

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Speaker 7: We would love to watch you, and then I usually forget,

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Speaker 7: but then once in a while I'm like, hey, by

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Speaker 7: the way, yeah, you can tune in tonight. And then

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Speaker 7: if I get the complaint the next day, we watched

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Speaker 7: the whole show and.

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Speaker 5: We didn't see you. And then you're like, well, no,

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Speaker 5: you saw the part with the pillow guy. Yes, I

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Speaker 7: Him, and I was like, well that was me. Oh well,

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Speaker 7: they should have made it clearer that that was you.

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Speaker 5: That's not the point.

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Speaker 2: The point is that it is unclear.

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Speaker 5: Arguably, though he's right.

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Speaker 7: If I was better at like the show biz, i'd yeah,

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Speaker 7: the point would be, hey, that was me.

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Speaker 3: No, I disagree.

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Speaker 2: There is no I disagree in characters.

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Speaker 6: I think there's probably a lot of people that I

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Speaker 6: think that's really him.

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Speaker 3: I think you have single handedly taken down the maga trend.

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Speaker 8: Because I need a right that's for sure.

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Speaker 5: I wish I heard that.

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Speaker 9: I wish mentioned I hold on, I'm on the top

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Speaker 9: of a.

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Speaker 5: Glass You look, I'm looking through the clear roof of

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Speaker 5: the thing. It challenge.

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Speaker 9: Hold on here, I just came down. I was trying

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Speaker 9: to get out of Hollywood. I heard the strike was happening.

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Speaker 5: I'm not.

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Speaker 9: It looks like I'm on the top of a glass

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Speaker 9: bottomed boat. But it looks like there's a touch of

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Speaker 9: car automobile underneath. Is there a way I could swing

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Speaker 9: around and get shy the darn thing?

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Speaker 3: You get in here?

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Speaker 5: We loved shift boy flipping.

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Speaker 9: I haven't I want a bender, I said. I passed out.

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Speaker 9: I passed.

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Speaker 5: I had a white out.

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Speaker 9: No, I had a white out to Saint Paul, and

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Speaker 9: here I have woke up in central Hollywood. Jimmy Kemmel, Jimber,

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Speaker 9: Jimmy Krimble mussy, he must. I think he whacked me

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Speaker 9: out up in the Manchone. I brought me out here.

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Speaker 9: Try to teach me some kind of liberal lesson or something.

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Speaker 3: What have you been doing since, you know, in the

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Speaker 3: last Oh, gosh, I've.

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Speaker 5: Been up to everything. I lost.

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Speaker 9: I lost twelve billion dollars yesterday. Oh, the Supreme Court

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Speaker 9: keeps telling me I'm wrong.

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Speaker 5: Let me tell you. The Supreme court's going to learn

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Speaker 5: a lesson or to what I've done with them.

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Speaker 9: I lost twelve billion dollars and then I gave money

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Speaker 9: to my charity. What's my own charity? I give money

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Speaker 9: to my charity. I said it says I would call

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Speaker 9: it a shell corporation.

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Speaker 5: But it's a pillow case.

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Speaker 3: You just shoved some cash into a pillow case.

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Speaker 9: Look, that's what my pillow is good for. It's not

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Speaker 9: just for sleeping on. You can also stuff cashing. You

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Speaker 9: can put bricks in and use it to defend yourself

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Speaker 9: when the deal goes down.

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Speaker 5: Rock in the middle of the big park.

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Speaker 2: Have you been doing a lot of park deals at night?

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Speaker 5: Well, we just.

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Speaker 9: Got done with the state fare up there in between cities,

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Speaker 9: of course, and boy oh boy, you could camp out there.

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Speaker 5: People don't notice it. It's halfway between Saint Paul.

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Speaker 10: Men.

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Speaker 5: You have plush you got you could camp out there,

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Speaker 5: and they go, hey, who is this? You're not supposed

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Speaker 5: to be sleeping here. You don't know. It's not me.

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Speaker 5: It's just my pillow and a stick.

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Speaker 9: Okay, hold on a second. I see a low rider

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Speaker 9: El Dorondo there and that's seven eleven. I think I

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Speaker 9: could probably score from him.

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Speaker 5: Hold on, I'm gonna roll out of a moving vehicle.

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Speaker 5: Tell James to get back in.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's already gone and we lost you.

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Speaker 5: James is back that I heard all That guy.

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Speaker 2: Is a lunius on drugs.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 7: I was standing on the running board on your car.

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Speaker 7: Oh good you have. I know it's a tesla, but

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Speaker 7: you have an old fashioned running board for the valet attended.

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Speaker 6: A lot of valet guys just ride along like it's

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Speaker 8: Remember when it was like a car was such a

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Speaker 8: grand thing that like people would welcome.

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Speaker 7: It's a rival at a place. Let us let us

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Speaker 7: stand on your car for a while and help you

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Speaker 7: get out of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of brings that back on.

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Speaker 4: My dad used to drive Volkswagen Bugs and we that

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Speaker 4: was the thing. It was like, don't tell your mom,

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Speaker 4: but when you came to pick us up from school,

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Speaker 4: he would let us stand on the side of the car,

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Speaker 3: On to the rolled down window because.

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Speaker 5: The old ones did have a little running.

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Speaker 3: Board, had a little running board because.

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Speaker 5: They didn't change the design since the.

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Speaker 3: Third right exactly. Unfortunately, Yes, that's true.

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Speaker 4: So we used to be able to stand vallet style,

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Speaker 3: Then my dad be like, seriously, you cannot tell you I.

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Speaker 6: Used to call it a Nazi porch for your car. Well,

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Speaker 6: that's a lot of people know that. That's so great.

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Speaker 3: It was pretty fun.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 6: I love I'm bringing it back. I'm gonna install one

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Speaker 5: I wish is there.

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Speaker 7: I mean, why do they have couldn't they have just

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Speaker 7: changed the name from Volkswagen to anything else.

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Speaker 3: To anything else. Yeah, it's an unfortunate history.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's even to buy one in German would

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't sound good. It doesn't roll off the

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Speaker 6: tongue the cheery way. We're gonna get coffee. Do you

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Speaker 6: enjoy coffee?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I'm I quit drinking it for the most part. I

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Speaker 7: do everything else. But I have decaf so I can

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Speaker 7: have calf whenever I want.

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Speaker 3: And you can also have the cake pop rule.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and good news, they don't fully bake it.

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Speaker 3: It's just a stick covered in lard, died brown are

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Speaker 3: we going to field pick Mike up again.

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Speaker 4: He said he needed everything's on his stick once he scored,

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Speaker 4: he needed a ride.

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Speaker 3: No, there's a there's another drive through Starbucks ahead.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you. Oh wow, that's how you've mapped this out.

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Speaker 3: It is. I'm sorry to tell you. I do apologize.

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Speaker 5: Oh boy, I love.

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Speaker 7: There was another bit that I don't think makes it

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Speaker 7: into a special about because it's local. And when you

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Speaker 7: record a team stand up special, everyone even agents you

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Speaker 7: no longer work with, come out of the woodwork and like,

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Speaker 7: don't do any local material.

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Speaker 5: Dead relatives rise from the.

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Speaker 7: Grave and go, well, obviously don't do anything about Los Angeles.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's not relevant to anybody, right.

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Speaker 7: And then it's so so uh And then I get,

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Speaker 7: what if I do an Atlanta joke?

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Speaker 5: Or are you insane?

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Speaker 7: So I did I have this like bonus joke. It's

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Speaker 7: about LAX because I grew up in LA and my

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Speaker 7: whole life. Everybody disagrees about everything. The city's fucked up.

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Speaker 7: There's many things wrong with it. It's a broken city.

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Speaker 7: No one agrees on what should be done, and that's good.

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Speaker 7: But there's one thing that all human beings agree on,

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Speaker 7: and that is there should be a train from somewhere Lax.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and that's the one thing they won't give us.

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Speaker 7: And when I was young, I was like, when I

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Speaker 7: was twenty three, I've been an a I guess I've

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Speaker 7: been an adult for twenty five years. And so when

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Speaker 7: I was twenty three, they opened the Expo line. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 7: excuse me, the green line, right, that's what it was,

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Speaker 7: the green line. And they were like, uh, well, they

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Speaker 7: won't stop complaining about this trained Lax, so let's give

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Speaker 7: them almost And we're.

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Speaker 5: Like, great, a train in law on them.

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Speaker 5: Line and you can see Lax. You can see it.

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Speaker 5: You don't just see the airplanes, you see the structures.

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Speaker 6: So it takes you even further away from l A M. Yes,

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Speaker 5: You're stuck in Santa Monica.

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Speaker 7: Which you know, if we here's here's the here's the

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Speaker 2: But that's why I'm making it more conversational.

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Speaker 7: No, but then if we were to leave here right

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they just take people of Santa Monica to go

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Speaker 7: Well, they're building the train. I know they're building. They're

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Speaker 7: I think that it's a Potempkin village.

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Speaker 7: I think that they're just doing that for show, for

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Speaker 4: It's gonna be Somebody was talking about that where they're like,

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Speaker 5: Oh? God?

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Speaker 7: Can is the World Cup just gonna be down at

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, can we.

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Speaker 5: Could just just maybe oh fuck, I get a move.

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Speaker 3: Out of LA I know, I know it's not good.

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Speaker 3: Everybody needs to come to the valley just for like

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Speaker 5: Just ride it out, huh, write it.

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Speaker 3: Out over Sherman Oaks. It'll be fine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: That That's one thing I noticed when I moved here.

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Speaker 2: You can't handle it, go back. Quit chasing your dreams.

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Speaker 6: Even the price of a parking ticket will be like, oh,

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Speaker 6: And I think that's why it's like, well people keep

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like, we want you to know from the

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Speaker 3: To fix it right and don't want you here.

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Speaker 5: And they really don't want you here except that they're

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Speaker 2: I'm so confused Okay, you know you know now, Okay.

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Speaker 10: Found and you found it. Karenarens defeated our efforts to

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Speaker 5: Sure, Caffean eyn choices. That's just any that's any generic villain.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, some kind of some kind of hot dark made.

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Speaker 6: I see, she's four of us once again, my favorite

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Speaker 6: men of your and I'm not making you.

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Speaker 2: The wrath of con.

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Speaker 6: There is a long letter in here, but I'm opening

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Speaker 6: a gift card that I received in Boise, Idaho.

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Speaker 5: Your podcast guests write letters to themselves.

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Speaker 1: Jordan's James at twelve.

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Speaker 6: This is yeah, this is oh, oh, this is there's

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Speaker 6: a lot of specifics.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's a fan letter, and to you as.

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Speaker 2: Well, Karen, Chris guest on the least.

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Speaker 8: Uh.

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Speaker 6: They say you better be funny, just kidding. I know

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Speaker 6: you will be that. They knew you were going to

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Speaker 6: be on this, Jordan. So here we go. Here's the

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Speaker 6: purchase card. Thanks, that's not what they're called. Here's the

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'd like to buy eight hundred dollars worth of coffee.

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Speaker 2: Please, do you have your purchase card?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's right here. It's worth a thousand.

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Speaker 5: What is the maximum amount you can put on a

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Speaker 5: purchase card?

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Speaker 2: The most I've gotten fort Starbucks fifty?

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 7: I mean like, can you put like twenty thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: That's what you were doing at the bank.

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Speaker 7: Well, it was it was like I was like, well,

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Speaker 7: there was some you were parked around the corner. There

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Speaker 2: It is so funny. That is probably a version of

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Speaker 2: that money money laundering.

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Speaker 3: What does everybody want?

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Speaker 5: Oh? God, they have? Oh yes, gonna have anything you want?

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Speaker 2: James, Yeah, oh boy?

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Speaker 4: Can I get a triple tall one pump Moca hot and.

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Speaker 2: Then all the Grande coffee hot with almond milk.

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Speaker 3: And a Grande coffee with almond milk?

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Speaker 8: Uh?

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Speaker 5: Get a decaf latte with almond milk?

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Speaker 4: Can we get a grande decaf latte with almond milk?

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Speaker 3: And then we're done?

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm excited to see your special. I was going

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Speaker 6: to go to the taping. I have a good excuse.

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Speaker 6: I can't remember why, but I knew it went on.

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Speaker 6: I had an alarm go off.

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Speaker 2: James, you really go to the allsion.

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Speaker 5: It's funny. Nate Craig, our buddy was there. Always loves

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Speaker 5: my old, my old seven years so funny, no notes,

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Speaker 5: so fucking funny. Check this out. Got a bit of mine,

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Speaker 5: so I could do better.

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Speaker 6: You know what's I've always known, but I haven't always

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Speaker 2: Have you noticed taken morph into people?

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Speaker 7: Sure, yeah, yeah, but a lot of people just don't

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I believe in it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't stand behind it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't talk one of these types of guys

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Speaker 2: When I moved here, there was some I can't remember who.

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Speaker 6: It was like a new manager that kept almost by

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Speaker 6: sending me messages and voicemails telling me I need to

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Speaker 6: he definitely knew her. This is I'll say her name

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Speaker 6: after we're done.

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Speaker 7: This is a character that Nate and I do with

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Speaker 7: It's like a deep California Beach. But he's just from

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Speaker 5: This guy's from Okay.

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Speaker 8: Oh actually, hold on, this is Oh there he is, Yeah,

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Speaker 8: this is he should get in here.

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Speaker 5: This is my buddy bro Me and he also knows

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Speaker 2: Sand on his feet.

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Speaker 7: Dude, what's up, dude, Serishly, you guys are fucking legends.

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Speaker 5: Dog, you guys are fucking legends.

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Speaker 7: Fucking driving around, I listened to the fucking pod, Dude,

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Speaker 7: I'm from fucking I'm from fucking Seriously, I'm from Rodondo.

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Speaker 7: But like I got cousins up in Manhattan Beach, like

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Speaker 7: fucking everywhere. Dude, I wasn't Thousand Oaks last week, dude,

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Speaker 7: fucking working on my truck, fucking trying to fucking raise

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Speaker 7: my truck.

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Speaker 5: Got to lower my kid. Dude. You guys are fucking animals.

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Speaker 7: Whatever they're putting in the water, Dude, you guys are

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Speaker 7: fucking huge.

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Speaker 5: Jude. I was with my buddy Eugene, and he's.

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Speaker 7: Got fucking cousins in all five covey he got he

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Speaker 7: got Corona in Corona, dude, because he's fucking working, he's

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Speaker 7: fucking working he works at he fucking he works at

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Speaker 7: this factory where they take hats and they flip them

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Speaker 7: in Corona, and he fucking got Corona. Dude, I had,

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Speaker 7: I got Pomona, Corona.

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Speaker 5: Dog.

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Speaker 3: I know this guy, right, Yeah, there is.

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Speaker 7: Anyway fucking I gotta talk to a buddy over here

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Speaker 7: because I gotta fucking I gotta fucking figure some ship out.

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Speaker 7: But you guys are welcome to come by anytime. I'm

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Speaker 7: just right where the ninety crosses the one oh five

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Speaker 7: right there by, like Tyler's Surf Shop and Burger Sharks.

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Speaker 5: Dude, sick, sick, fucking keep it up.

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Speaker 4: Dude, do you have a little bit of chop in

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Speaker 4: the works hearing?

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Speaker 5: That's detail work, dude, that's.

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Speaker 7: You wouldn't even fucking believe it. That's just fucking that's

451
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 7: just a you know what, h you know, a nun

452
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 7: a call? Yeah, yeah, So I fucking quit. But I

453
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 7: got a fake drawing there. It's just a pabble I

454
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 7: fucking picked up at this construction site.

455
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 5: Dude.

456
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 7: I think this is my bird scooter picking me up.

457
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 7: So I'm gonna fucking get out and catch my bird.

458
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 7: Fucking sick dog.

459
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 5: I can keep it real, dude, keep it real, for sure,

460
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,920
Speaker 5: for sure, for sure.

461
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,959
Speaker 6: That is so many people that actually lived near that

462
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 6: apartment we shared.

463
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:35,880
Speaker 2: One guy had.

464
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 6: Like two limousines that we're supposed to blossom into a business.

465
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 2: Did you ever see the leopard limousines in that?

466
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 7: No, there was a this is a whole scandal, yes,

467
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 7: because he like defrauded people living in them or something.

468
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 5: What.

469
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Nate knew someone a girl.

470
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 5: I've heard the story that.

471
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that, Uh, he left the sky roof.

472
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 6: Why do I the moonroof the sky roof, I'm from

473
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 6: another the sun. Let's just the sun and not the

474
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,919
Speaker 6: whole sky. And also this girl's ship in it because

475
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 6: he was funny and the guy was an asshole, but

476
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 6: he is do.

477
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,120
Speaker 5: He tried the wrong thing, so she got up out

478
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 5: through the sun room.

479
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, he basically he tried the wrong thing, and then

480
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 6: they knew where he lived. He like abandoned them, Hey

481
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,360
Speaker 6: want to ride in my limo, and he took them

482
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 6: to a party, left them, and then when she's back

483
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 6: in the neighborhood, she.

484
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 2: Saw the limo and she shot into the sun.

485
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 5: Room, which because it was sick. It is super sick.

486
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 7: This guy had like four or five limousines that were

487
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 7: like or more that were like leopard print, yes, and

488
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 7: as his branding and Leopard limo.

489
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 6: And had to move them every street sweeping day. And

490
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 6: they're not easy to park.

491
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 7: And it's venice which is built over like the canals

492
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 7: that they filled in.

493
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 5: It's not made for cars anywhere.

494
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 3: No, there's no garages. There's no stacked garages like in

495
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 3: New York City where he his part.

496
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 7: There's a few drowned people down there that we just

497
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 7: built the road right over.

498
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 6: I saved his business card and believe it or not,

499
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 6: it's called Leopard limos And uh.

500
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 5: Was the business card in leopard print? Yes?

501
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 4: Good?

502
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And.

503
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Speaker 5: So that's what I would have said as a consultant.

504
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 5: And then why do I have a leopard print business?

505
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 6: Got to yeah, he he had that business failed.

506
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 7: I want to see him screaming at an auto body

507
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 7: shop and going.

508
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 6: Like, it's fucking Cheta, it's fucking Cheata.

509
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 5: You ruined me. Yeah.

510
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 6: The leopard ones are more of a black horseshoe shape

511
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 6: with a brown dot in the middle, whereas cheetah as a.

512
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Speaker 7: Fucking Look at this, I'm running a fucking business, not

513
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 7: cheetah choppers.

514
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Speaker 5: All right.

515
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, he thinks the animal and then finds the vehicle.

516
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 2: It's very difficult business plan.

517
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 8: He's like, well, back to square one, and it's just

518
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 8: it's like a whiteboard of like different cats, different kinds

519
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 8: of vehicle.

520
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, he retired with beach bike because that's the last

521
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 6: time we saw him. He was just walking a bike

522
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 6: around with no tire and ripping roses out of our

523
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 6: rose bush.

524
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 2: He had lost his mind.

525
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 7: There's nothing we would want to be cute to take

526
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 7: Calco car hop into a Calico.

527
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 3: Car's only six dollars on the skift card.

528
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 8: Oh, they're like, ma'am, could you pull around to our

529
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 8: secret driveway and answer a few questions than you?

530
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 5: Yeah? About the Starbucks card, Yeah, there's starbards.

531
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 7: There's suddenly there's like Starbucks security that shows up like

532
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 7: at an airport.

533
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 5: Remember you all throwers to be using his.

534
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 3: Pike place regular coffee with almond milk.

535
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 2: I believe that's me.

536
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 5: Have you been drinking coffee today?

537
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 6: That's that's been the most exciting part of Thank You.

538
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 5: I'm not Oh that's I think. So you.

539
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 7: Guys, we are in a moving vehicle with an entire

540
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 7: podcast recording equipment underneath the coffee.

541
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Speaker 5: I know, I I know you you're skillful.

542
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 3: Oh that was great, Jesus.

543
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 2: I thought someone was honking on the horn.

544
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 5: It's the honking hour.

545
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 3: Yes, I think they were honking over there. But I'll

546
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 3: put this in my door. Thank you. I forgot I

547
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 3: left it up there.

548
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 7: My brother once had a great idea and he said

549
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 7: he wished that the cars could have like an unhonked

550
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 7: when you realize that the person was not wrong.

551
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 5: Oh that's great to be like, Oh, sorry removed.

552
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 3: Have we ever talked about your brothers. I'm so fascinated

553
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 3: by the adn't brothers. I've met zero of them.

554
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 6: I've met two of them. Oh yeah, and they're different

555
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 6: from James. But one of them has the exact same voice.

556
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 6: And at an old house you stayed at, I slept

557
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 6: on the couch and he came in and I talked

558
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 6: to him for like a half hour, thinking it was James,

559
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 6: but just thinking you were a little off, like because

560
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 6: we weren't riffing as much.

561
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there was no funny.

562
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 6: This back and forth isn't as good as I see

563
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 6: him with like Josh Fadom or whatever, because you and

564
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,719
Speaker 6: Josh Fatom would pretty much do the most watchable.

565
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 2: I miss him him.

566
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's I think he's still in Oklahoma.

567
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 2: Really, he did.

568
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 4: Our podcast during COVID from Oklahoma and it was so delightful.

569
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 4: Just like, man, I feel like those are the people

570
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 4: I definitely never appreciated being around them in the comedy world.

571
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 3: And it's like, oh, right, these are all the people I.

572
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 4: Get to be around, taking for granted, taking for granted,

573
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 4: and then it's all kind of just gone.

574
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know anyone. Now everyone went home.

575
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 5: And now we stand on the ledge of the future.

576
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 7: Yes, we the survivors, the community of what not, what.

577
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 5: Should have been? What? What is?

578
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 2: We did?

579
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 7: It's a science fiction story inspired by the works of

580
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 7: Ein Ran.

581
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 2: It's all about me.

582
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,360
Speaker 3: Get your torn clothes and stand on the cliff.

583
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 2: And read me.

584
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 6: First, your brothers live in Los Angeles.

585
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 5: Two of them.

586
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've only met too, probably the ones that live.

587
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 5: Here, but they swap places sometimes.

588
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 7: Really, Yeah, there's always one of us that doesn't live

589
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 7: in LA It was me and it was another one.

590
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 5: There was another one.

591
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 6: When there's an odd man out, where where does he

592
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 6: always go?

593
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 7: One of my jokes is when I do like an

594
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 7: Armenian show where Evan, I go like, I'm a quarter Armenia,

595
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 7: but I have three brothers, so together we make one

596
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 7: very unconvincing Armenia.

597
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 4: I had an experience in the Starbucks one time and

598
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 4: there was an Armenian I would I think I'm safe

599
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 4: calling him an Armenian gangster of some kind. He could

600
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 4: have just been like in a really nice tracksuit with

601
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 4: a very large necklace, or he could have been involved

602
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 4: in some crime.

603
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 5: I don't There's also like, yes, there's also like gangster fashion.

604
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 4: There's gangster fashion. There's just like yeah, there's people or opposers.

605
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 4: Who knows. But this guy was intimidating it tough. He

606
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 4: looked very tough. It looked like it seemed like other

607
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 4: people were intimidated, and he was being so like, let

608
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 4: me get you this, Like he was paying attention to

609
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 4: me in a way where I'm like, hey, I'm wearing

610
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 4: boot cut jeans and no makeup. I don't know why

611
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 4: I am drawing your eye. And then I was like,

612
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 4: this would be the best movie.

613
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 3: In the world.

614
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 4: It's like the Armenian gangster that like falls in love

615
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 4: with you for no reason and then so like, sir,

616
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 4: I don't I can't live this life with you.

617
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 6: You are pitching so many good ideas today, and I'm

618
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 6: sorry that.

619
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 2: I mean another green light.

620
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 7: You need any kind of Armenian representation, good or bad?

621
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, well this sounds good.

622
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that one an unexpected and also.

623
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 4: You know it could the discovery could be, Hey, just

624
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 4: because I'm wearing a tracksuit doesn't mean I'm a gangster.

625
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, I'm dentist. I have a great practice.

626
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 5: I noticed.

627
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 3: This is why I love it.

628
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 2: I also run track It's very appropriate that I'm wearing this.

629
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 3: Those were I don't know actually if they were a medium.

630
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 4: But the guys in tracksuits that hang out in the

631
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 4: grocery store parking lot on Vermont, No, those are the

632
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 4: guys I missed the most during quarantine. I was like, man,

633
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 4: I would just love to see them just one more time.

634
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 5: They're there. They're back.

635
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 3: Thank god.

636
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 2: That there's a corner where a lot of tracksuit whereing men.

637
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 5: Hang out out between the Albertsons and the coffee Bean.

638
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just they.

639
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 4: It's like the the I guess it would be the.

640
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 3: Northernmost part of the parking lot.

641
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 4: They kind of park their cars all around each other

642
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 4: and then like discuss things, smoke.

643
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 3: It's great.

644
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, sometimes I try to hang out around the edges,

645
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 8: like the wrong kind of pigeon, trying to hang out

646
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 8: with the other birds.

647
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 3: Just poking your head around a little bit.

648
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 7: But you know, there's like different kinds of Armenians, the

649
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 7: different time periods that they immigrated here.

650
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, so there's old schoolers.

651
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 7: Yes, there's the different waves of genocide created different like

652
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 7: immigration waves.

653
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 2: Really is that's totally serious?

654
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 5: Yeah?

655
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, Yeah.

656
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 7: The oldest ones came even before the genocide to like

657
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 7: Fresno and stuff, when they were already getting persecuted and stuff.

658
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 7: And then there's like the Persian Armenians, the Lebanese Armenians

659
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 7: are meetings for Turkey, and then uh, since the nineties,

660
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 7: the Armenians from Armenia huh and that's uh, like other

661
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 7: recent immigrants are like highest dancey, that's the word highest

662
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 7: on is the word for Armenian, and so the highest

663
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 7: dance the Armenians are the ones that are the recent

664
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 7: arrivals and can you.

665
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 3: Spot the difference or do you know it well enough?

666
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 7: I'm not great, and sometimes I wait for people to

667
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 7: self identify, you know, because sometimes you're like, oh, this

668
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 7: guy's poor skaha, and you're like, oh, no, I was wrong,

669
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 7: he's actually Armenian.

670
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 5: Armenian.

671
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 7: But you can tell if you know what to look for,

672
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 7: like the way the music, the dress.

673
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: Sure where they put their folding terear on the sidewalks

674
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: and like, well there's like there's like class differences too,

675
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: about like how American they are for how many generations

676
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: they've been.

677
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting.

678
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

679
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 6: The only thing I can do that with I can

680
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 6: tell when someone started skateboarding really yeah, if I'm with.

681
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 5: A group, like like what decade they started?

682
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can tell by what tricks they do?

683
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 5: What?

684
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 6: Yeah?

685
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 5: Yeah?

686
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 6: Well nowadays everyone, even young people are so well rounded

687
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 6: and do their homework on YouTube or whatever. You can't

688
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 6: even tell they do tricks from all eras. So now

689
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 6: I have no specialty.

690
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 7: What is the what is like a dork the dorkiest

691
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 7: old fashioned kind of skateboard tricks someone would do?

692
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I do a lot of them. The I really do.

693
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 6: I'm not kidding, but oddly they come back into fashion.

694
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 5: Like see you doing it?

695
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, I'm setting that, you bet.

696
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 5: But you did enough evangelizing in Venice and now you're up.

697
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 8: Yeah.

698
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 6: No, it was very unpopular my pressure flips in Venice,

699
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 6: But now they're coming back and the kids are doing them,

700
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 6: so I'm back too.

701
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 5: A pressure flap, a pressure.

702
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,719
Speaker 6: Flip rather, yeah, the rather than the momentum, like you're

703
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 6: flipping it off the ground, you kind of you're it's

704
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 6: you pressed on on it, much like you would play

705
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 6: titty winks.

706
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?

707
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 6: Do you know what tittaly winks is? Where you press

708
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 6: the side of something to make it flip.

709
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, dude, I heard you guys fucking talking about.

710
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:16,399
Speaker 5: Dude.

711
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 7: I practiced that up on the fucking up on the

712
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 7: fucking powder too, Dude. I was in fucking I was

713
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 7: in fucking big Bear. I was fucking half tube. I

714
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 7: was fucking half calf, half calf, half tu fucking bomb

715
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 7: shredding down and I was fucking I was fucking six

716
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 7: wings outside of tubular. And I fucking let me tell you, dude,

717
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 7: there was no powder in fucking Arrowhead. When I was done,

718
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 7: I fucking shot it. All over from Big Bear across

719
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 7: the leg to Arrowhead.

720
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 5: Dude.

721
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 7: That's fucking sick, dude, I started back dogtown z boys, seriously.

722
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 2: That yeah, that's the one thing that I think slam.

723
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 6: If someone starts slaloming, set up up some orange cones

724
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 6: and start slaloming with feet side by side, like how

725
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 6: you ride a scooter appropriately, that would be the only

726
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 6: thing where it's like, what's what's this guy doing? That's

727
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 6: an old old Yeah, that's that's two schools too many schools.

728
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 7: Ago, dude, I fucking rough rugged, I do fucking rough

729
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 7: rugged outdoor fucking snowboards. Uh in the all season dude,

730
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 7: fucking hot weather, dude, no wheels, just down the brush dude,

731
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 7: Oh high style like in the woods.

732
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 3: It's happening over here.

733
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 6: That's a bubble car of course, Uncle close, Okay, there's

734
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 6: too much.

735
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 5: You gotta go check out this fucking bubble on you guys.

736
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 5: Fucking sick. It's just like fucking burning man.

737
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: It just says the bubble bus and there's a website.

738
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 5: What a what a weirdo driving around with some gimmick.

739
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 2: Out that's my favorite. We realize it later.

740
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, that it's so interest spring when the thing

741
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 6: you're offering is just that you exist. My website is

742
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 6: about Yeah, I'm in a I have a van and

743
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 6: bubbles come out of it.

744
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:10,479
Speaker 4: Yeah.

745
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 2: Do you want me to drive to your place?

746
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 3: I'll drive to the intersection where you stand from us.

747
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 2: For a small fee and a handful of liquid detergent.

748
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 5: I will anywhere.

749
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 4: I just want to congratulate James on your space work

750
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 4: is so strong. The ust character that when you knocked

751
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 4: on the window, I was like, I know who's back.

752
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 4: I know who it is based on the knock.

753
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.

754
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 3: You said that was so realistic, Like anyway, yeah, ten.

755
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 7: Years ago, he's riding along on the fucking footboard.

756
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 6: I I almost I was in a panic, like we

757
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 6: hit a deer ten years ago when Jesse Ventura was

758
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 6: on the.

759
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 2: Roof and it was horrifying.

760
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 3: Yeah that was.

761
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 6: And when you listen to it, you can it really

762
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 6: sounds like you did good fully work. You should be

763
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 6: old timey radio show punching meat.

764
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 8: There's what you want to hear of the transmissions as

765
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 8: anyone here, the transmission as a't coming through, I.

766
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 3: Can hear you he's here.

767
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 8: What kind of vehicle am I in you. Someone opened

768
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 8: a portal. Someone opened a portal.

769
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 5: I was.

770
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 8: I was offline, off grid the moment I plugged in

771
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:33,720
Speaker 8: the mode, I downloaded my consciousness into the onboard computer.

772
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 5: It's coming through the spear. It's just like a foundation.

773
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 5: I live inside the vehicle. Jesse face.

774
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 8: It's got to establish the foundation a third party.

775
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 2: It's a Max Headroom version of Jesse Ventur's face on

776
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 2: the iPad.

777
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 8: On the iPad. That's a fix to the Tesla. That's

778
00:37:55,080 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 8: fantastic engineering. Man, God, it's amazing how much Minnesota can

779
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 8: you handle in one podcast. I know there is a difference.

780
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 8: There is a difference. People say, oh, you can't do it,

781
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 8: Jesse Ventura impression simply because Mike Glendell is.

782
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 5: Sucking up the oxygen. So let me tell you something,

783
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 5: good boy.

784
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 8: I've been in the ring. I don't just fight with cotton,

785
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 8: I felt. I fight with leather and turnbuckles. Nobody knows

786
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 8: what a turnbuckle is unless you've been in the ring.

787
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 8: From the Twin Cities, Yep, Twins turn turn Twin City turnbuckles.

788
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,439
Speaker 8: I'm from outside. I'm from I'm from Moose Lake. Does

789
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 8: get it wrong. I was mayor of Brooklyn Park. Saint

790
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 8: Paul is a dump. Saint Paul is a piece of garment.

791
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 2: There's a nice mall there though.

792
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 8: Look, I don't need a moll. Why would I need

793
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 8: a moll. I've hunted predators. I've lived on the edge

794
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 8: of death.

795
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 3: What have you been doing lately, Jesse?

796
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 8: Well, thanks, I'm glad you brought it up. Thank you

797
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 8: for asking. Well, as you know, the two party system

798
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 8: is broken. That's a given. That's a given. You've got

799
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 8: two wings of the same bird. You've got. Let's you've

800
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 8: got an office space and a modified garage in the

801
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 8: same general building that's being put up for sale. The

802
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 8: left hand does not know what the right hand is doing,

803
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 8: and that's really difficult when you're trying to put somebody

804
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 8: in a suplex.

805
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 5: What I've been doing is sitting down with people, community

806
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 5: by community on a listening tour, where I sit down

807
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 5: with them and I just make them listen to what

808
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 5: I have to say.

809
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 3: Are you changing hearts and minds out there?

810
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 8: I don't what do you What do you mean Karen,

811
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 8: that I'm supposed to change a heart in a mind

812
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 8: I don't need. I don't need anyone's heart and mind changed.

813
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 8: I am Jesse the mind Ventura. I had my heart

814
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 8: blown out in the jungles of Central America in nineteen

815
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 8: eighty five by the original Predator. It was cybernetically re

816
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 8: engineered to allow me to run for public office. I'm

817
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 8: a former governor. I am the body. I don't care

818
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 8: if people change their minds or hearts. I don't mind

819
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 8: being in a permanent minority. Elections are not about winning,

820
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:45,240
Speaker 8: They're about being right. What I say is a popular

821
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 8: What I say is popular. I'm right on all the

822
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 8: issues in every issue. It's just that people think that

823
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 8: I look like a guy who showed up without a

824
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 8: date and at Jimi Hendrix's cover band concerts, the kind

825
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 8: of guy who sits next you and starts talking about

826
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 8: how he saw Hendricks and I do. That's one of

827
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 8: the great icebreakers. I've seen Hendrix, I've seen the Rolling Stones,

828
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 8: and let me tell you, there's nothing like WrestleMania.

829
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 2: Mcmahn, do you still talk to McMahon.

830
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 8: I don't talk to ven Spicmahn. That's a valid question.

831
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 8: I don't talk to vitz Spicmahn. You know why I

832
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 8: tried to unionize the wrestlers. I tried to bring them together.

833
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 8: And you know who ratted me out, Hull Cogan. That's

834
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 8: why I'll never talk to all Cogan again. Either ratted

835
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 8: me out. Vince mcmahn fired me that day. He fired

836
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 8: me from wrestling, a sport which at that point I

837
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 8: had not personally done in over fifteen years. I was

838
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 8: only an announcer. I was fired from a sport that

839
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 8: I was retired from. Who else can say that? You

840
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 8: think Chris Christie's gonna have that on his resume? I

841
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 8: don't think so.

842
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 3: Jesse.

843
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 4: I feel like you would really actually be the answer

844
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 4: to a lot of the political strife that we have

845
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 4: today if you were still in Well, what I like

846
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 4: to do.

847
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 8: Is just dangle in front of the country and go, look,

848
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 8: I'm still thinking about it. I'm four years older. I've

849
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 8: said this five times already. I might be running. Am

850
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 8: I running?

851
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 5: There's no way of knowing.

852
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, what ticket would you run?

853
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 8: It?

854
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 5: Would you be? Why would I have to running a

855
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 5: ticket just to get access to all the states?

856
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 6: And yeah, I suppose you're right, seem like, yeah, you know,

857
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 6: you'd make your own partner.

858
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 5: You can win.

859
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 8: I have experience, you can win an election with twenty

860
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 8: eight percent.

861
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 5: Of the vote.

862
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 8: That means I don't even have to be on the

863
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 8: ballot on half the states.

864
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 3: Well, I totally vote for you.

865
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 8: Well, you wouldn't be able to because you live in

866
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 8: California and I have no intention of getting on the

867
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 8: ballot in California.

868
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 5: But we're going to win it anyway. You only need

869
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 5: twenty eight.

870
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,479
Speaker 3: It's sterling when Jesse Venturist says your name.

871
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 8: Look, I served in the underwater demolitions team with a

872
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 8: kill Gariff. He was a monster, he was a beast.

873
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 8: Let me tell you.

874
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 5: He put the kill and kill Gariff. I see it

875
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 5: in your eyes.

876
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 3: Oh Jesse, we're so happy to have you in the

877
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 3: car again.

878
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 8: Well, you know, I don't mind writing passenger. I'm just

879
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 8: I'm heading from a Robert Kennedy Junior rally. Oh no,

880
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 8: or I was just standing in the back trying to

881
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 8: steal focus because we have largely an overlapping audience, and

882
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 8: I'm heading currently two a Mary Anne Williamson rally, where

883
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:59,240
Speaker 8: I'm going to do exactly the same thing. Oh God,

884
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 8: I I think I'm right. I don't think I think

885
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 8: it's I think I'm just asking questions. I don't think

886
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 8: there's anything untoward about asking a simple question. You're a

887
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 8: Hollywood screenwriter, your story. You write stories. You understand the storylines.

888
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 8: I do equally. I'm a professional wrestler. I understand storylines.

889
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:24,280
Speaker 8: Sometimes there's injuries that happen in the ring. What's wrong

890
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 8: with a tease? What's wrong with a misdirect? What's what's

891
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 8: wrong with a red herring? I don't mind needing red herring.

892
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 8: I have it on Fridays. I have red herring and

893
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 8: pickled regrets.

894
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 2: We go, oh god, oh sure.

895
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 5: I'm not in the special.

896
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 8: I'm not talking to James Adomian either, of all. I'm

897
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,959
Speaker 8: done with it. I'm not talking to him. I let

898
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 8: him go and if he comes back back and I'll say, no, Jose,

899
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 8: you will. We're not not going to know more friends

900
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 8: with benefits either.

901
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 3: You guys are such a good pair.

902
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 5: We're not going to trade wrestling moves just because it's

903
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,280
Speaker 5: lightly homeboy rioting.

904
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 8: No more of that. Those days are long over. He

905
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 8: cut me out of a special. Why because he said

906
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 8: it was too much Minnesota. He said what he said

907
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 8: was Jesse. He sat down to me and he said, Jesse,

908
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 8: why are you in my house? And what I said was, look,

909
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 8: I heard you're doing a special. I want to be

910
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 8: in it. He said, how'd you know? I said, how

911
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 8: would you know that? I didn't know? I said, I know.

912
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 5: Look.

913
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 8: Look, And when I say look, it means that I

914
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 8: don't think that they're looking at the situation correctly as

915
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 8: it is, and they have to look at it the

916
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 8: way I see it. Yeah, I said, look, you need

917
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 8: to have me in the special as a third party option,

918
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 8: neither a setup nor a punchline, but a liminal space.

919
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 5: And he said, Jesse, I'd love to.

920
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 8: There's nothing I've done that's more popular than my impression

921
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 8: of you. He said, Jesse has opened so many doors

922
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 8: for me. But you're simply not in the news at all.

923
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 8: You're not relevant in any way. Why I can't There's

924
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 8: no way I could brute force jam you into a

925
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 8: stand up, specially without.

926
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 5: It looking like a really ham fisted at tempted a man.

927
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 5: Remember this guy, And.

928
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 8: I said, and I said, you son of a bitch.

929
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 8: I said, you, flammy jobber. You look like you're made

930
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 8: of yesterday's muffins. Look at that body, I said, look

931
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 8: at that body, McMahon. Even when I don't talk to him.

932
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 8: I still haven't drammatically. I talked to him in a

933
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 8: grammatical rhetorical sense.

934
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 7: Look at that body on a McMahon, I think you,

935
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 7: miss McMahon.

936
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 5: He looks like an egg McMuffin. God fell off a

937
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 5: bird scooter. Well here I am, yeah, here, I am.

938
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 5: It's stuff.

939
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 6: It looks like some red people ready to listen up

940
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,760
Speaker 6: on the left here.

941
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the it's I do some public service here.

942
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 3: Nice.

943
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 8: It's down at that. It's down with that fine and died.

944
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:08,919
Speaker 8: It's the five and dime five and died.

945
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: He needs to pull over. Okay, not at all.

946
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 8: I'm a Navy seal, and what that means is I'm

947
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 8: not really a Navy seal. I'm u DT Underwater Demolitions Team.

948
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 8: It predates the Navy seal in the same way that

949
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:32,959
Speaker 8: the Anglo's accents can be said to predate the current bridge. Well,

950
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 8: there it is. There's my destination. It's spartan massage and spot.

951
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 8: I'm jumping out here we go. It's time to tell

952
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 8: them how to do a massage the right way. You'll

953
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 8: find the bullet holes and you're working out from there.

954
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 7: I think he's such a coman companying his way down back.

955
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 4: He downloaded his consciousness into the tesla and then he

956
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 4: got physically out of the tesla.

957
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 7: It was like this, It was this blue light that

958
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 7: happened on the sun roof and he kind of materialized.

959
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 2: Wow, he just kind of turned to a giant salamander.

960
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 3: He is a powerful, powerful presence that man.

961
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

962
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 7: I don't know if you can see this, but he's uh,

963
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 7: he's he's he's eating.

964
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 5: The raw dough at that pizza restaurant next to the spot.

965
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 6: He's not going where he said he was going. If

966
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 6: you listen closely, you can hear him from here.

967
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 4: The thing I love the most about Jesse Mantures I

968
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 4: never watched wrestling. I've literally seen him talk four times

969
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 4: and that is one of my favorite things that you do.

970
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 6: And you aged him exactly nine years from the last time.

971
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 5: I was just lightly older.

972
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,720
Speaker 3: Yeah he sounds a little. Yeah, he's a little congestic, Yeah.

973
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 5: A little. That is the thing.

974
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,919
Speaker 7: There's different eras of Jesse Ventura. Yeah, there's like young

975
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 7: as the announcer in wrestling where he's it's.

976
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 5: Like, wow, look at that move right there. McMath.

977
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 8: He really put that. He taught him. Who's submissive and

978
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 8: who's dominant? And then now and then there was Governor

979
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 8: Venturroo was like, I'll tell you, everybody could shut up.

980
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 8: I don't care how beloved somebody is. Garrison Keeler could

981
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 8: get stuffed. I'm Minnesota now.

982
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 7: And now now he's like he's like he's older and

983
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 7: he shaved the mustache and he's he just looks.

984
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,959
Speaker 5: He looks like when you see him now, it's like.

985
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 8: Uh, I look like the guy at the Laguna Arts

986
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 8: Festival that makes the tied eye shirts. I look like

987
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 8: I have I have an ayahuasca retreat. I don't need

988
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 8: to do it anymore. I've gone down.

989
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 2: My path because he's a ponytail.

990
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 5: But I'm happy. I'm happy to guide looking. We're looking

991
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 5: to find their shot.

992
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: You just look, Oh my god, oh I love it. Yeah,

993
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 2: my jaw is sore.

994
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 4: What if you named the special? Uh, don't look for

995
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 4: Jesse Ventura because he's not here, right, something like that.

996
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 7: I feel like, what would that? That's like, that's a

997
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 7: that's a this. I mean this in the sweetest way.

998
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 7: That's like a Mike kaplan. The Special is named after

999
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 7: something that is not in the Special, as it were

1000
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 7: with an asterisk and a further title at the bottom of.

1001
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 6: Languages math. Oh oh that was highly enjoyable. Damn, how

1002
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:49,800
Speaker 6: are we doing on?

1003
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 5: Uh?

1004
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 2: Do we wrap it up without doing the drop off?

1005
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 2: That would be ridiculous.

1006
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 8: Ring, that would be great. You know what, we ran

1007
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 8: a different kind of podcast that you know.

1008
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 5: We gotta get that studio here.

1009
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 6: Give you Actually we can continue with you in the car.

1010
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 3: Well, we're close though we are closed. We're moments away.

1011
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 7: We're cruising up on the location of the We're in

1012
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 7: restaurant heavan right now.

1013
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and look Little Armenia.

1014
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 5: Yep, welcome to Little Armenia.

1015
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 3: Thank you. Do you have anything to plug as a

1016
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 3: wrap up? Is there any topic you want?

1017
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 5: It's perfect.

1018
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, obviously I have a stand up special that it

1019
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 7: is self produced and also I'm going to pass on it.

1020
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 5: And so that's so interest.

1021
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 7: You can do any it's d I y you can

1022
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 7: do anything that a network can do, tru true.

1023
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 5: So I can.

1024
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 7: I can give myself notes and then when I address

1025
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 7: my own notes, then go, oh, you didn't address your

1026
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 7: own notes, and then use that as an excuse to

1027
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 7: pass on my own project, just like a network or yeah, sure,

1028
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,479
Speaker 7: so that'll come out at some point in this.

1029
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 2: Fall, and and do you think you'll put it on

1030
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 2: YouTube or probably.

1031
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 7: You we've talked about just putting it on USB sticks.

1032
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 3: Throwing it out an airplane.

1033
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: It's not a bad idea to give someone a hard copy.

1034
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 7: That would And but then but show up like a

1035
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 7: cyberpunk future where you're like and have stage some like

1036
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 7: laser cops to arrest.

1037
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 5: You and be like and be like, this is the

1038
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 5: truth and.

1039
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 7: Throw like fifty USB sticks out and one person will

1040
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 7: pick it up and like, listen.

1041
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,720
Speaker 3: To it the truth.

1042
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 8: But then I have to get like laser taste.

1043
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:37,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's gorilla street marketing.

1044
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 5: I would see.

1045
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 8: I'm giving someone a really good idea because I don't

1046
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 8: have the budget to do that.

1047
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 4: Do the RoboCop, so do not pick up any you

1048
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 4: don't pick up any of the USB sticks.

1049
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 5: The universal.

1050
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 8: The Universe system bus must be returned to its whiteful orders.

1051
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 5: You were in possession author comedy. It's the future.

1052
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 3: That's well, that's a great plug.

1053
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 8: So yeah, that'll be that'll be out soon or censored.

1054
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 8: And here we are in Little Armenia. Appropriate it's appropriate

1055
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 8: at the moment. I want to plug uh. A couple

1056
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,919
Speaker 8: of charities given the crisis happening there.

1057
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, my sister's calling.

1058
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 5: You see, they don't let you talk about Armenian stuff.

1059
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,359
Speaker 6: That's the crisis announcement alarm that happened to me when

1060
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,359
Speaker 6: I was on CNN two.

1061
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,760
Speaker 3: She actually works for the government.

1062
00:53:52,520 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 7: So backstory, catch Up attacked Armenia and ethnically one hundred

1063
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 7: and twenty thousand people from art SoC At this moment,

1064
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 7: they're still forcing out tens of thousands of people a day,

1065
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,720
Speaker 7: and nobody knows who's surviving and who's not going to survive.

1066
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,760
Speaker 7: Yet they had a kill list of four hundred people.

1067
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 7: There were thirty thousand children forced to evacuate.

1068
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 5: No and.

1069
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 7: Some kids have died, elderly women, men, and also many

1070
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 7: have survived and been forced into suddenly forced into the

1071
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 7: neighboring country of Armenia because it's illegal to enter Azerbaijan

1072
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 7: if you're an Armenian person. And so they've been putting

1073
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 7: this line out in the media where it's like, no,

1074
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 7: we could be trusted to have an Armenian minority, but

1075
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:55,240
Speaker 7: also we did don't acknowledge the previous genocide, and we're

1076
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,959
Speaker 7: going to kill people when we get out our hands

1077
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,959
Speaker 7: on it. So it's a really bad situation. There's good

1078
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 7: things that are being done.

1079
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 8: I would just ask people to educate yourself, follow what's happening.

1080
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 8: You can always follow their media network and all these

1081
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 8: I'm gonna name are on Instagram because that's I feel

1082
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 8: where people go.

1083
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 7: Their media network z our Tonk Media and this is

1084
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 7: all spelled phonetically, believe it or not, their media networks

1085
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 7: our Tonk Media, Armenian Alliance Bridging the Borders a NCA,

1086
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 7: which is the Armenian National Committee of America, many other organizations,

1087
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 7: Hui Riggs, GALLAS, which is the gay and Lesbian Armenian

1088
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 7: Society based here in Los Angeles.

1089
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 5: And there's many more organizations and everybody's helping each other.

1090
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 5: And there is a.

1091
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 7: Charity push for i think it's called All for Armenia.

1092
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,760
Speaker 7: I'm gonna double check. It's linked on the Instagram page.

1093
00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 7: It's a joint fundraiser that people are doing on Instagram.

1094
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 7: It's basically supporting the refugees and survivors of this genocide

1095
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 7: that's happened in art Sock in the last two weeks.

1096
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 6: And much like the first genocide, so many people don't know.

1097
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of bizarre.

1098
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's all for Armenia and it's a coalition of

1099
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 7: a bunch of different charities. There's a fundraising link on

1100
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 7: my Instagram and I'm trying to put it out in

1101
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 7: other places as I'm able to. And yes, the media

1102
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 7: coverage has been abhorrent. Yeah, and non existence. The New

1103
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,280
Speaker 7: York Times there was a nine month blockade, starvation blockade

1104
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 7: yea Turks of Azerbaijan cut off Armenia artzok can refuse

1105
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,479
Speaker 7: to let in any supplies and periodically cut the power

1106
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 7: off in the water and so forth. And The New

1107
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 7: York Times didn't write an article about it for nine months,

1108
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,280
Speaker 7: and then they suddenly, just like yesterday, wrote an article

1109
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 7: where the subheadline said no one in a development no

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Speaker 7: experts saw coming. The Arminians are now being removed from

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Speaker 7: Nigrano Karabak And it's like, yeah, a lot of people

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Speaker 7: saw it, You just didn't. You chose not to. The

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Speaker 7: BBC is very bad too that Actually this bit is

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Speaker 7: in my santap special where I'd make in front of

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Speaker 7: the BBC's Armenia coverage where they're like, Armenia a land

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Speaker 7: far beyond the boundaries of human empathy. What is Armenia?

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Speaker 7: Do they deserve human rights? Up next this I want

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Speaker 7: to discuss this matter. It's sitting official in the Turkish

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Speaker 7: government and also an executive at a petroleum operation.

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Speaker 3: Is that part of what it's about.

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a very lucrative pipeline from Baku to Sehan

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Speaker 7: in Turkey and what's now Turkey used.

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Speaker 5: To be Armenia, not Turkish.

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Speaker 7: But there's a huge lucrative pipeline that they built in

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Speaker 7: the last twenty five years, and it's an oil pipeline

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Speaker 7: taking Caspian Sea oil and gas. There's actually three different pipelines,

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Speaker 7: but they run right next to each other.

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Speaker 5: And they take.

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Speaker 7: They're owned majorities owned by BP, British Patroyum, and then

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Speaker 7: the other shares are Chevron and Shell and I believe SOCAR,

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Speaker 7: the Azerbaijani oil company, and then a couple of other ones.

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Speaker 7: So another thing you can do to help Armenians, which

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Speaker 7: also helps you help the world, is boycott BP, Chevron

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Speaker 7: and Shell people.

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Speaker 5: Nobody ever seems to want to do any play.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but yeah, the same the same forces that are

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Speaker 7: killing the planet are killing the Armenians's happening at the

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Speaker 7: same time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that one is one that you can do.

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Speaker 7: It's just don't go to BP, don't go to Chevron Mobile,

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Speaker 7: don't go to Shell.

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Speaker 5: What does that?

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Speaker 7: What does that leave behind? Maybe RC, maybe maybe Sinclair.

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00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 7: Maybe you need an electric car like a Tesla.

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Speaker 6: Hey, I want Sinclair to be an Okay, when they

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Speaker 6: have those the little dragon sculptures, it looks cute.

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Speaker 5: I haven't looked. I don't know if they're.

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Speaker 3: Good or it looks cute.

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Speaker 4: They're also killing a ton of peoph of course, it's

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Speaker 4: the way of the world.

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Speaker 5: But ideally, you know, just.

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Speaker 8: Get out of your cars if you can stop driving.

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Speaker 8: And you know, if you have a lifestyle where you

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Speaker 8: don't drive much.

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Speaker 5: And occasionally you need.

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Speaker 8: To get a ride somewhere, have fewer people who offer

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Speaker 8: those services like this podcast.

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Speaker 5: Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 7: Who are there for you know, last mile service for

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Speaker 7: people who don't usually drive but for a while.

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Speaker 5: Sure, I'll take a ride car.

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Speaker 6: It's all electric and we only take two hours to

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Speaker 6: bring you to the bank for a simple.

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Speaker 4: So what if it took two hours except us James,

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Speaker 4: though I've seen you on Blue Sky because I can't

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Speaker 4: be on Twitter anymore.

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Speaker 7: But I tried to get off, but then I was

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Speaker 7: in the process of getting off, but then this Armenia

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Speaker 7: crisis happened, right.

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Speaker 4: And I've seen you but on Blue Sky mostly posting

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Speaker 4: about this and just going wow. It really bums me

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Speaker 4: out that James the domain seems to be one of

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Speaker 4: the only people or one of the only any place

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Speaker 4: that is.

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Speaker 8: Talking about I don't like there are other people talking

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Speaker 8: about it, but you have to like follow the people

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Speaker 8: I'm reposting and stuff, and there's there are great journalists

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Speaker 8: on the ground doing work who are there many Armenian journalists,

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Speaker 8: many who aren't who are who are very close to

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Speaker 8: what's happening and following it.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, I didn't want to do this.

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Speaker 7: It's like, I know it's not funny, and it's like

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Speaker 7: I have fans and stuff, and you know, when your

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01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 7: ears are burning and you're like I can tell people

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01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 7: are like this sure isn't funny, and it's like.

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Speaker 5: I know it isn't.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but also an a human being and no

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Speaker 7: one else is talking about it.

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Speaker 3: It's important. It's important.

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Speaker 7: So you can blame the Turks for me not being

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Speaker 7: funny about the latter day Armenian genocide.

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Speaker 6: Well, I like not funny James Adomain as much as

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Speaker 6: I like funny James.

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Speaker 7: I like, I'm trying to get looking for an exit strategy,

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Speaker 7: you know, on the industry, and that's.

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Speaker 5: Not what I'm turning it into.

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Speaker 6: But I really I mean it, and not in a

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Speaker 6: conclusionary way. But we are in front of her place.

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Speaker 5: That's nice.

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Speaker 7: Thanks for dropping me off back here in Sherman Oaks

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Speaker 7: where I live.

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Speaker 3: I miss you. I haven't seen you in so long.

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01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 5: I know it's been a while.

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Speaker 3: It's nice to see it.

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Speaker 5: It's great to see you. Care. I know you don't

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Speaker 5: look at the road for a second.

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Speaker 3: I know, just for a moment.

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Speaker 2: Back of the head or nothing.

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Speaker 5: James don't. He doesn't want you to see the stars crying.

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Speaker 3: He's crying.

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Speaker 5: He's trying. He's like, you get out of that car.

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Speaker 5: It's good to see you too.

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Speaker 3: I don't miss you at all.

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Speaker 5: Well, thanks, Do I keep the microphone? No?

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01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 6: No, they're expensive. You've been listening to Do you Need

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Speaker 6: a Ride? D Y N A R.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exact play right.

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01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 3: Production, produced by Analise Nelson.

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01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choi.

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01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 4: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,439
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett, artwork.

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01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 3: By Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 4: podcast That's d y nar podcast.

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01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 6: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh you're welcome.

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Speaker 9: I'm so glad to come together in Royde, share in

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Speaker 9: public transit, in small, locally sourced podcasts.

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Speaker 5: We must come together in the interests of Ronical Transpower Fund.

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Speaker 8: So that once again the bottom ninety percent will be

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Speaker 8: able to have an equal playing field against the top

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Speaker 8: one percent of the top ten percent of the top

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Speaker 8: two percent of the let's say, five of seventeen percent

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Speaker 8: of twenty nine thousand.

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Speaker 5: And that's just pure map.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to visualize.

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Speaker 3: You were right, You've always been right. Bernie.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sick.

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Speaker 2: So it's his mic still on.

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Speaker 5: Oh I didn't even I'm that loud. I didn't even.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's okay, it where it'll still work.

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Speaker 5: They're good mics.

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Speaker 2: That's why you can't believe it.

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01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 8: When I was born in the late nineteenth century, they

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Speaker 8: handed me a loudspeaker and I said, well, thank