Speaker 1: Second, right before we came in studio, I was out
Speaker 1: in the hall and someone was telling me I'm an
Speaker 1: unlovable husband who won't amount to anything no matter how
Speaker 1: hard I tried with your mom. When I finally mustered
Speaker 1: up the courage to hang up on Mom, there was
Speaker 1: no time love for me to prep for this call.
Speaker 1: So I don't really know anything about it other than
Speaker 1: the guy's name is Tyler. Do you need a hug? No,
Speaker 1: I'm gooder s down. Okay, Yeah, let's welcome Tyler to
Speaker 1: the show. Tyler, I want you to know, even though
Speaker 1: the person that you went out with isn't calling you
Speaker 1: back or acknowledging your existence, I don't think you're unlovable.
Speaker 1: Oh I appreciate that. To see Jeffrey sad puppy dog
Speaker 1: eyes right now. Yeah, I can only imagine. Yeah, act
Speaker 1: to good, Tyler. But we're going to concentrate on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's concentrate on your blooming love life and all the
Speaker 1: people that are interested in the years. Tell us what's
Speaker 1: going on. Who would you go out with? What's their name?
Speaker 1: We want the whole rundown. So it was actually kind
Speaker 1: of like a date by accident. Okay, how does that happen?
Speaker 1: So I was going to meet friends at a restaurant,
Speaker 1: and I had to park in a parking garage because
Speaker 1: it's one of those places where like the garages underneath
Speaker 1: the restaurant. Yeah right, oh yeah, And so go to
Speaker 1: get in, and all of a sudden, I hear, so,
Speaker 1: are you hold the elevator? Hold the elevator, hold the elevator.
Speaker 1: So she gets in, beautiful, beautiful redhead, and like this
Speaker 1: happens in movies all the time and everything, but the
Speaker 1: elevator got stuck. No wait, was it just you and her?
Speaker 1: Or were your friends already with you? Just being her?
Speaker 1: My friends were already up in the restaurant. Was oh
Speaker 1: my god. We thought it was really really funny, Like,
Speaker 1: how often does this ever happen? This is ridiculous? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we laugh about it for the first ten minutes. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: how many minutes more were there? We were in there
Speaker 1: a total of about thirty minutes. Whoa, that's still just
Speaker 1: long enough to really suck. Dude, I have been stuck
Speaker 1: in an elevator for forty five minutes. Was yeah, and
Speaker 1: I am with you, Like the first fifteen minutes is
Speaker 1: like crazy, And then it starts to get kind of scary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, And how broken is this thing exactly? And
Speaker 1: are we going to become elevator people or something? Elevator
Speaker 1: people are hot apparently if you're a redhead. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: what happens during this thirty minute wait in the elevator?
Speaker 1: So like I told him there to see friends for
Speaker 1: a party and everything. She's actually was running light for
Speaker 1: a first date in the same exact restaurant. Oh she's
Speaker 1: actually going on dates. God, what date is going to
Speaker 1: believe that she's texting them like I'll be there. But
Speaker 1: did she really have a date or is that just
Speaker 1: what women do sometimes where they're like, oh, I'm here
Speaker 1: with my boyfriend. Oh yeah, pretty sure she's on date
Speaker 1: because she started to ask me, like, what do I
Speaker 1: text this person so that they actually believe that we're
Speaker 1: stuck out? Man? What'd you come up with? Just really like,
Speaker 1: you're never gonna belie this million In one shot, I
Speaker 1: get on the elevator and it actually broke like in
Speaker 1: one of those rom com movies. Oh my god, So
Speaker 1: now I'm on a date with another dude? Is awesome?
Speaker 1: Did her date respond to the text, Oh, he responded, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't believe it either. Trying to put yourself. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people would go really like you
Speaker 1: said one and yeah, okay, look, if you just don't
Speaker 1: like me, then that's fine to say that. Wait, how
Speaker 1: did you turn that into something for you and her? Though?
Speaker 1: Like because it sounds kind of flirty. It kind of
Speaker 1: got there at one point because like also kind of game,
Speaker 1: like help me get out of my date, because I
Speaker 1: don't think this guy really cares and doesn't believe me
Speaker 1: about this elevator thing. Yeah, that felt a little bit
Speaker 1: like flirting and laughing, like, oh, we should totally do
Speaker 1: that to mess with his head type of thing. I
Speaker 1: could say, flirty like Mike can't go on a date,
Speaker 1: so now I'm free. Yes, you're already in a restaurant
Speaker 1: elevator you guys, Yeah, go to the restaurant after if
Speaker 1: they're still open. Were you able to turn it into
Speaker 1: a date after it started working again? Well, once it
Speaker 1: finally started working, we both went to the restaurant, has
Speaker 1: planned where she went to go find her and I
Speaker 1: want to go by my friends. Yeah and lo and
Speaker 1: behold everyone we both went looking forward was gone, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what they use the stairs, dish you after only half
Speaker 1: an hour. Honestly, like I just had like a little
Speaker 1: cursory glance and it was kind of like I'd rather
Speaker 1: hang with the hot redhead. Okay for yourself, how'd that go?
Speaker 1: It was really really nice. I mean we hung out
Speaker 1: the bar like a whole lot. I got her number
Speaker 1: because neither us want to really make it like just
Speaker 1: a waste of a night after we'd stuck in an elevator.
Speaker 1: It's like, let's hang out for a little bit more,
Speaker 1: not trapped in up four by four foot box. And dude,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. And honestly, when you start a date trapped
Speaker 1: with somebody, it's all up from there. There's like nothing
Speaker 1: bad that could happen. It's like you're bonded. You have
Speaker 1: inside Joe. Yeah, you really know what each other smells
Speaker 1: like if you're stuck in an elevator. I never The
Speaker 1: big question is did you guys take the elevator back
Speaker 1: down to the parking it was over. We thought about it,
Speaker 1: but no, we took the stairs. That's solid. Well, what
Speaker 1: happened in the parking lot? Was there a hug, goodbye,
Speaker 1: a kiss? I walked her to a car. There was
Speaker 1: not a kiss. We hugged, I got her number and
Speaker 1: I've texted her since and I just haven't got any response.
Speaker 1: She could have easily just left, you know, she could
Speaker 1: have just said, like, my date's not here. I gotta yea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was interested at some point for sure. Definitely felt
Speaker 1: like it when she left. But I then told her, like,
Speaker 1: I really feel like everything in the universe happens for
Speaker 1: a reason, So it just feel like we were kind
Speaker 1: of faded to meet. Yeah, maybe you're faded to meet,
Speaker 1: and maybe you were faded to never see each other
Speaker 1: ever again, but you were definitely faded to call her.
Speaker 1: Because we're gonna play a song. Come back, We'll reach
Speaker 1: out to Rachel for you and try and get a
Speaker 1: second day out date. Okay, that'd be great, all right,
Speaker 1: Hold on second, are we listening to Elevator music right now? Yes?
Speaker 1: We are, And it's for a reason, because if you're
Speaker 1: just joining, Tyler's first date definitely had its ups and downs,
Speaker 1: unlike the Elevator that he wrote in, which got stuck
Speaker 1: for thirty minutes, and that's how we ended up meeting Rachel.
Speaker 1: Rachel was supposed to meet a different dude at that restaurant,
Speaker 1: but her plans and her feelings changed after spending a
Speaker 1: full half hour in a small, enclosed space with Tyler,
Speaker 1: kind of like a Stockholm syndrome thing. Oh, what's the
Speaker 1: stocks where we fall in love with the people holding
Speaker 1: you captive? Okay, so now we're saying she'd fall in
Speaker 1: love with the elevator in the sense, Oh okay, it
Speaker 1: sounded romantic. But Tyler, the question that I have here
Speaker 1: is why is this girl so important that you felt
Speaker 1: like you needed to reach out to a radio station
Speaker 1: to get a hold of her? Like, I appreciate you
Speaker 1: doing it. Don't get me wrong. If it wasn't for
Speaker 1: people like you, we wouldn't have a show but out
Speaker 1: to us for help. I really just felt like an
Speaker 1: amazing kinship with her, because like we just wanted this
Speaker 1: ridiculous thing of being stuck in the elevator of all places,
Speaker 1: and then like it really felt like kissing it, Like
Speaker 1: it's just it's meant to be. It's like, Tyler, do
Speaker 1: you feel like you're trying to force the universe's hands?
Speaker 1: Am I having us help out? No? I think it's
Speaker 1: not really forcing so much. It's just like, let's take
Speaker 1: a chance let's do that. We're guiding guiding the universe.
Speaker 1: Worst case, at least you'll get some closure on it, right,
Speaker 1: that's true? Yeah, And why are you not excited about this?
Speaker 1: I just if this turns out Tyler, where you like
Speaker 1: push the emergency button when you saw this cute get
Speaker 1: all the thing, it turns out to be this, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be really upset, but upset honestly. And we pushed
Speaker 1: every single button trying to make this thing move. So
Speaker 1: even if I had accidentally done that, we would have
Speaker 1: pushed it back. Okay, Yeah, I just hope it's not
Speaker 1: your game. That was a plan. I kind of want
Speaker 1: to imprison women, and elevator for me could be a
Speaker 1: good but okay, we're gonna call Rachel. We'll see what
Speaker 1: she has to say. You ready, that'd be great? All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello. Is this Rachel? Yep? This is Rachel. Hey, Rachel,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning the Radio Show. Um, I'm sorry sorry, can
Speaker 1: you say that again? Yeah? He was mumbling through his hand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really scratching my face as I said that.
Speaker 1: That's probably not great as a radio host. Right now,
Speaker 1: yeah you. Hey, Rachel, you get stuck in any elevators recently? Oh? Wow, Um,
Speaker 1: is that what you're calling about. Yeah, we're actually calling
Speaker 1: because one of our listeners said that he got trapped
Speaker 1: in an elevator with you and he loved it. Say
Speaker 1: it like that. His name is Tyler. Um, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. We I mean, obviously you guys spent some
Speaker 1: time together. What did you think of, Tyler? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what we're kind of doing here. We're doing something called
Speaker 1: a second day at Update. We we're trying to help
Speaker 1: Tyler figure out what's going on in his dating life
Speaker 1: with you. Well, it wasn't a date. I was stuck
Speaker 1: in there with him. Yeah, yeah, is not how most
Speaker 1: of your dates go. That was a joke, Rachel. I'm
Speaker 1: not finding I have to explain myself a lot. I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys did go get drinks after being stuck in
Speaker 1: the elevator for a half hour or so. I don't know,
Speaker 1: Tyler kind of read that as maybe you were interested.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I'm not really sure what to say.
Speaker 1: I like, he was nice and everything, and yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it was good to have a drink after being
Speaker 1: stuck an elevator. Okay, so you didn't never have any
Speaker 1: like romantic feelings towards him at all. Well, so we
Speaker 1: were at the bar and we got to talking, and
Speaker 1: when we were in the elevator, like I thought that
Speaker 1: he looked familiar, but didn't have any idea like if
Speaker 1: I knew him or any But then, like when we
Speaker 1: were at the bar, we started talking and we started
Speaker 1: to tell like what we do and stuff, and then
Speaker 1: I realized that he's a college professor. Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I realized that I was actually in his class
Speaker 1: like more than a decade ago. It was probably like
Speaker 1: twelve or like maybe thirteen years ago. Whoa, wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? Was he just a really bad professor?
Speaker 1: And you're like I can't listen to him drone on
Speaker 1: any longer, or it's weird because he was like the
Speaker 1: old professor when she regular people don't have the instinct
Speaker 1: to just sleep with everybody. That's I never. I never
Speaker 1: hooked up with any of my professors, but my husband
Speaker 1: may have. So you're not giving his own I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like, is it the age difference
Speaker 1: for you? Then? Yeah? I mean it and I just like,
Speaker 1: you know, I just feel like it's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: I mean, he probably doesn't even recognize me. It was
Speaker 1: like a really big school and he probably had so
Speaker 1: many students. You don't think that he knew that you
Speaker 1: were in his class too. Probably not, I hope not.
Speaker 1: I mean he wasn't acting like I mean so like,
Speaker 1: if you recognize me, he would have said yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's not like it's his her kindergarten teacher. She was
Speaker 1: a grown adult and he's he wasn't hitting on her
Speaker 1: while she was in class, obviously, like if he had,
Speaker 1: was he creepy when you were in college? I mean no, No,
Speaker 1: he was just like normal, but like a treacher, just
Speaker 1: a normal forty year old lusting over a nineteen year old.
Speaker 1: And he was not as like the hot professor or
Speaker 1: like the terrible one. And he could have been an
Speaker 1: adjunct professor. I mean, like, how much older do you
Speaker 1: think he is? In you? He probably like maybe more
Speaker 1: than twenty years older than me. Oh that's a big gap.
Speaker 1: I was I was going like under tech, let's see,
Speaker 1: let's see who's the closest with their guesses, because Tyler's
Speaker 1: actually on the line and can answer that for us, Tyler,
Speaker 1: how much older are you? I honestly have no idea, Tyler.
Speaker 1: So there he is. He's been listening this whole time. Wow.
Speaker 1: So uh yeah, I'm sorry to that. I haven't been
Speaker 1: in touch. I just when I realized that, I was
Speaker 1: just like, I just don't know if this is a
Speaker 1: good idea. Oh I bet your I would be so
Speaker 1: embarrassed right now. I'm sorry, Tyler, why is it not
Speaker 1: a good hold on? Tyler? Did you recognize her from
Speaker 1: your day's teaching? I didn't. I mean I talked to
Speaker 1: fairly large classrooms, so it's really like unless the person
Speaker 1: was somebody had gotten too a lot of trouble with
Speaker 1: me or came to my office a lot. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I didn't it first either. It was only like afterwards
Speaker 1: that we were like at the bar that I was like,
Speaker 1: when we started talking, you started talking about that you
Speaker 1: were a professor, and then I just started to put
Speaker 1: two and two together, and then I just I was
Speaker 1: planning to like tell you what happened, and then I
Speaker 1: just haven't had the nerve, and I just I feel awful.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I mean, look, we are two adults now
Speaker 1: at not I'm not your professor, You're not my student,
Speaker 1: um all, honestly, I mean you're very pretty. I'm quite cute,
Speaker 1: I hear so, I mean together, come on, Wow, are
Speaker 1: you blushing right now? Rachel? That I know he puts
Speaker 1: the d Huh? Were you attracted to him at all? Rachel?
Speaker 1: Before you realize he was your old professor? I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely feel like we had chemistry the elevator and like,
Speaker 1: I mean, is it normal to like date someone who
Speaker 1: needs to be your professor? Like, I just feel like
Speaker 1: that's something I should I'm like not supposed to do
Speaker 1: or something I wouldn't date my high school teachers, right,
Speaker 1: but your college professor once you're in your thirties, Okay,
Speaker 1: talk to me. Then you're really asking the wrong group
Speaker 1: of people what's normal to do. More importantly, who cares
Speaker 1: what's normal? Like is boring? I mean what about what
Speaker 1: about your friends, Rachel? What would they say, the ones
Speaker 1: that you went to college with, if you told them, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm dating professor Tyler. I definitely think that they would
Speaker 1: like scream and really surprised. Well, is it like a
Speaker 1: ya scream or like an ew scream? Ab? I don't
Speaker 1: know that's if you were happy, your friends would be
Speaker 1: excited for you. Hey, I'm just saying that there are
Speaker 1: a lot of benefits to dating an older guy. I mean,
Speaker 1: especially when there's this older guy who thinks you look
Speaker 1: amazing in that green dress you have. Oh, he has
Speaker 1: compliments too and remembers when wearing which is a testament
Speaker 1: to his memory. Has it gone yet? Do we have
Speaker 1: gift cards for after our meetings in Tyler's office? Because
Speaker 1: if we do, I would love to send you one
Speaker 1: of those gift cards, Rachel, and pay for pay for
Speaker 1: another date for you and Tyler. Um, I would love
Speaker 1: to take you out for a fantastic romantic dinner where
Speaker 1: I will treat you right and just let you know
Speaker 1: exactly what I see in you and how much I
Speaker 1: would love to spend time with you. Would love that
Speaker 1: kind of serious Rachel. What do you think? Um? I
Speaker 1: think that sounds awesome, dude. A plus, I don't we
Speaker 1: just passed? Okay, we need an official yes from you, Rachel?
Speaker 1: Is that a yes? Yes? That's yes? Yes? All right? Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations Tyler, you got yourself another day. Thank you gay
Speaker 1: extra curricular activity. Yeah, we are now officially the dirtiest
Speaker 1: morning show you have a teacher that you've been crushing on,
Speaker 1: you will hook it up. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm kind of shocked
Speaker 1: by the number of text we're getting into seven eight, five,
Speaker 1: nine two right now from listeners. They also wanted to
Speaker 1: whittle the love branch with their college professors. I think
Speaker 1: that's like a thing. I guess so, But I mean,
Speaker 1: my college experience was a bunch of old dudes in
Speaker 1: their sixties, tweed jackets, crazy wild hair, just talking nonsense
Speaker 1: at you. That's what you saw. Apparently somebody else saw
Speaker 1: something different. I'm glad we were able to get that
Speaker 1: college professor another date. At least it's cute. It's cute, right,
Speaker 1: and he seemed creepy. It's one thing if he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I remember you from And it could be a smaller
Speaker 1: age gap too. I mean, she said twenty years, but
Speaker 1: it sounds like maybe there's more like a ten year
Speaker 1: gap between them, which means he's not aging well. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess we'll just have to wait and see how
Speaker 1: that goes. Maybe we'll get an update from them. But
Speaker 1: if you want to get a second day to update
Speaker 1: email the show, we'll call the person who wasn't calling
Speaker 1: you back