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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come

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Speaker 1: to be empty. And I said, no guests, your presences

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Speaker 1: presents enough.

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Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff. So how did you

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Speaker 2: dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: This is I said, no gifts, And I'm Bridger Wininger,

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Speaker 4: And I'm so happy you're here. I hope you're feeling nice,

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Speaker 4: maybe washing some dishes, driving to work and kind of

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Speaker 3: Whatever it is.

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Speaker 4: We're going to get it, get through it. And I've

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Speaker 4: got a friend here. I've got a friend. He's a writer,

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Speaker 4: he's a comedian, he is a director. He is the

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Speaker 4: star of a television show called Corporate Matting Gabrets. Hello,

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Speaker 4: Bridger mad I'm so happy you're here.

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Speaker 3: Bridger, what are we doing here? Look?

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Speaker 4: I invited you here and you're already constant we.

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Speaker 3: Start a podcast. Who told you to do this?

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Speaker 4: I was visited in the night and had this little

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Speaker 4: idea yes, and then you came along and told me

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Speaker 4: I should do it. And so now I'm dragging your

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Speaker 4: back in for the first you know, I will take

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Speaker 4: credit for.

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Speaker 1: This or Jerry.

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Speaker 4: You said, Bridger, you should do that if someone will

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Speaker 4: give you a microphone, and I said, that sounds amory.

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Speaker 3: Someone made that mistake. If somebody has made a huge mistake,

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Speaker 3: and we're just going to have to move through it.

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Speaker 3: And now this is your first one. How do you

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Speaker 3: feel so far? I'm going to interview you this one

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Speaker 3: interview taking this over here. I'm the host here, you parasite.

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Speaker 3: You caught me on a big week. He's caught me

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Speaker 3: on a big week, and so well, where do you

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Speaker 4: The week started out big with me going to none

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Speaker 4: other than the Korean Spa, which.

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Speaker 3: One, yes, I have. Have we talked about we Spa?

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Speaker 3: I don't know if we have.

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Speaker 4: We spaw for me is Disneyland. It is truly the feeling,

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Speaker 4: the best possible feeling.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you get to go in the sense that you

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Speaker 3: dress up as a Disney princess when you go.

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Speaker 4: Of course, I'm in my bell gown, I've got the

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Speaker 4: full wig and I'm wet.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we spaw for the Korean Spa For people who

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Speaker 3: don't know, should we explain it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I think that that's worth talking about. This is the

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Speaker 4: only Korean spy I've ever been to. We spas kind

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Speaker 4: of Los Angeles's premiere Korean spa.

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Speaker 3: Multi story spa. You go in, you put on a

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Speaker 3: little costume. You well, that's not a costume. It's the

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Speaker 3: least shoot a little loud say. It's like oversized shorts

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Speaker 3: and a boxy T shirt. Yes, everyone looks bad.

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Speaker 4: Well, you're given a little watch at the beginning, a

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 4: You go in there, and this for me was huge,

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Speaker 4: getting naked in front of strangers. Me too, I'm enormous, yes,

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Speaker 4: but also excellent for my for me mentally, because there's

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Speaker 4: self esteem. Oh, my self esteems through the roof. Everyone

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Speaker 4: looks begging to look at me. Everyone wanted to look,

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Speaker 3: People are hooting and hollering. So you get naked. Then

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Speaker 4: Oh, but they do give you the shorts and the

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Speaker 4: I mean, at least I'm speaking for my personal Did

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Speaker 3: I don't. I end with the bath stuff. Oh, that's

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Speaker 3: the most invasive thing that has ever happened to me,

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Speaker 4: Oh, absolutely, Because I mean you lie down on essentially

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Speaker 4: It was this close as it feels like cadaver training

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Speaker 4: Well, it's a crazy thing that you're making another human being.

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Speaker 4: Somebody is they're being paid, but to truly touch your

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Speaker 4: it's not as big of a deal. If I was

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Speaker 4: And then I march around back into the sauna, and yes,

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Speaker 3: Do you use the toilet trees that they provide for you?

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Speaker 3: The lotions? I can't tell you. This time I went

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Speaker 4: brush my teeth. Yes, so I did the body scrub.

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Speaker 4: I mean this this trip and I'm so sorry that

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Speaker 3: That reminds me of a massage I once got. Actually

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Speaker 4: feel like you told me there's a time massage to avoid.

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Speaker 3: Then I was like, you know what, I'm gonna get

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Speaker 3: of the most painful massages I ever got. That culminated

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Speaker 4: Know that they walk on your back, but I wasn't

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Speaker 4: Did it feel like whatever she was doing she was

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Speaker 3: She was out of control. That sunds. It was a

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Speaker 3: bad I was in pain. I heard for weeks after.

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Speaker 3: And massages are tricky because they are that balance between

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Speaker 4: I have never really had a professional massage, now that

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Speaker 4: You get into Yelp, and of course Yelp reviews now

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Speaker 3: I know, so who? And then I'm I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to. I've been thinking about a facial.

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Speaker 3: Oh I've never gotten one. You should try a facial.

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Speaker 3: How do you do that?

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Speaker 4: You have a beard, so half of your face is covered.

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Speaker 3: I'm not getting my money's worth. You're not off.

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Speaker 4: I should What would you want a facial for? You've

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Speaker 3: This is well, thank you, Bridger, this is Fridger. You

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Speaker 3: don't have to, Matt, let me describe your face, but

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Speaker 4: Matt's face right now is bathed in a very soft light,

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Speaker 4: so smooth, not a blemish on it. Maybe under the

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Speaker 4: beard there's horrible scarring, but from what I can tell,

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Speaker 3: A perfect face, so keep that. He talks about giving

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Speaker 3: himself facial So I've heard, and this is slightly disgusting,

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Speaker 3: but I've heard that they like dig out black heads

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Speaker 3: Let me describe Bridges.

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Speaker 3: You're washing your hair twice a week. I've heard you're

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Speaker 3: not supposed to wash it at all. Well, where's the

441
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Speaker 3: science on shampooing. I don't think there is an It's

442
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,560
Speaker 3: all here saying wait till it stinks. Well, that's my Thay,

443
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,040
Speaker 3: I sweat when I exercise, I sweat a fair so

444
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 3: that is my concern is I don't want Now Here's

445
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 3: the thing is, it's like, how many I'm six foot four,

446
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 3: so not many people are getting a whiff of my hair. True,

447
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,479
Speaker 3: this is for the birds. This is exclusively for birds. Yes,

448
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,479
Speaker 3: that's right. So I'm but it's a concern of mine.

449
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 3: Where like I sweated, I'm like, well, I guess I

450
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 3: need to watch it now. Often what I'll do is conditioner,

451
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,640
Speaker 3: no shampoo? Oh, interesting, what sort of conditioner? Well, okay,

452
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 3: I've been experimenting. So my sister I have two older sisters,

453
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Speaker 3: and they've guided me through life in terms of hair

454
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Speaker 3: products and sure facial products and clothing. About a year

455
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:39,600
Speaker 3: ago she got me a shampoo and conditioner called Daviness. Okay,

456
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 3: very familiar. It's expensive, of course not it's like thirty

457
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,639
Speaker 3: five bucks for conditioner for me. Now, I'll tell you what.

458
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 3: It's incredible. It's what does make a difference. What is

459
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Speaker 3: the difference you're saying, Well, when you do it your hair,

460
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, my hair was never got clean

461
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,639
Speaker 3: from the other It feels actually like, oh, I can

462
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Speaker 3: run my hands through which, sure, let me see if

463
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Speaker 3: I can run my hands. Yes, stuck, Stuck. I'll just

464
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 3: keep it here till the end of the podcast and

465
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Speaker 3: go to the hospital.

466
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Speaker 4: Something I have done in the last year every few

467
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Speaker 4: months is a deep conditioning with coconut oil.

468
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Speaker 2: Is that what it was?

469
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Speaker 4: Where I'll put it in at night, throw a shower

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Speaker 4: cap on.

471
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Speaker 3: Oh, like your grandmother. Well that's what I was about

472
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Speaker 3: to ask, because I once made the mistake of I

473
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Speaker 3: read that you should put coconut oil in your hair.

474
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Speaker 3: I put it in in the shower, tried to rinse

475
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Speaker 3: it out, it didn't all come out. Then I'm just

476
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Speaker 3: have greasy hair all night. I didn't have a shower cap.

477
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Speaker 3: So then I ruined a pillow. Of course, how was

478
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Speaker 3: the pillow ruined? Was it just like not ruined? But

479
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 3: it was probably coconut oil all over it. Yeah, it's

480
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,479
Speaker 3: just a greasy pillow at that point. Well, the thing

481
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 3: with the deep conditioning for me is I didn't notice

482
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Speaker 3: any difference. It was just annoying.

483
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Speaker 4: And then I woke up and then I was like,

484
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Speaker 4: I guess it was a little shinier, but my hair

485
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 4: is already like an annoying and I don't need to

486
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Speaker 4: draw any more attention to this.

487
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 3: It's all guesswork with when it comes to hair and

488
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,679
Speaker 3: the beauty industry, because it's like the beauty industry is propaganda.

489
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 3: So it's really difficult to discern what is actually working

490
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,199
Speaker 3: in what is just marketing getting honest answers from yes, well,

491
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 3: it's so they don't know. I largely rely on my sister.

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Speaker 3: She recently just gave me some new face moisturizer that

493
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Speaker 3: I've been putting on. Are you moisturizing your face?

494
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 4: I'm doing Look, everyone knows about me. I'm a Jennifer

495
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 4: Aniston type. I've been doing a veno for years. Okay

496
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 4: on your face, face arms, now, do you have a

497
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Speaker 4: specific face one or you're putting normal lotion on your face.

498
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Speaker 3: I'm putting normal lotion. It's a very mild lotion. I

499
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 3: don't know. I mean, I'm looking at Steven. I'm looking

500
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Speaker 3: at the other people in the room to see if

501
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 3: that is okay. It's an oatmeal in a grimace and

502
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 3: and somebody and Stephen is shaking. It's an oatmeal face.

503
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Speaker 4: Jan Annison's putting it on or she's He's making the

504
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Speaker 4: big books.

505
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Speaker 3: Absolutely that has never touched her face Scotous right exactly,

506
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 3: because she's not using a vino. I feel like a

507
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 3: veno is a I mean, I'm sure it's fine, Bridger,

508
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 3: but you should consider it.

509
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Speaker 4: I moved to a new thing. But I've been doing

510
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Speaker 4: this literally since I was probably twelve years old, because

511
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Speaker 4: I have very dry skin.

512
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Speaker 3: Oh yes, well, and that's actually that's when we all

513
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 3: should have started using heavy face moisturizer.

514
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Speaker 4: Is yeah, yes, because you know, yes, we want that youthful.

515
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Speaker 4: You want that Jenniston sunscreen on your face every day.

516
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Speaker 4: I'm again, I have an Aveno with an SPF.

517
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Speaker 3: That's fine, Okay, that's the main thing you must be doing.

518
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 3: And listeners, sunscreen on your feet.

519
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Speaker 4: Let's all put Look, I wish I had known, but

520
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 4: you know, when you're a teenager in Utah in the nineties,

521
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 4: everybody wants to be tan. I wish somebody had just

522
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 4: taken me aside and said it's never going to happen

523
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Speaker 4: for you. Stay out of the sun, you idiot, and

524
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 4: read it right. Oh my god, I've been absolutely know,

525
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 4: I've been hospitalized with the sunset in Venezuela, but that

526
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 4: was a whole other experience. Yeah, too much time on

527
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 4: the beach and then back into the hospital. But look,

528
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 4: there's been something on the table this entire time. You know,

529
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 4: there's very few rules about this podcast. Yes, each episode

530
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 4: should be eight hours long.

531
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Speaker 3: Well, and I said no gifts. Well, Bridger, I'm sorry,

532
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 3: but I felt that I felt awkward not bringing something

533
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 3: currently Matt has brought.

534
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Speaker 4: I'm just going to describe what seems to be probably

535
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Speaker 4: a foot and a half long by a foot box

536
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 4: in a beautiful floral wrapping.

537
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Speaker 3: With a card on top? Is that for me? Fridger? Matt,

538
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 3: I said no gifts. I couldn't help myself, Okay, I

539
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 3: felt like I needed to do something.

540
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Speaker 4: This feels like a strange way to draw attention to

541
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 4: yourself on I podcasts.

542
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 3: Well, okay, well, now you're making this. I just felt

543
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 3: there was the right thing to do in it. It

544
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 3: doesn't have to be about me, and I honestly resent

545
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 3: a little bit about that. You're calling, Well, do I

546
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 3: should I open it? Please? Okay?

547
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 4: Well, I just let me. I opened the card first.

548
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 4: For me, with a card, I never know if I

549
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 4: should save it for later or open the gate. I

550
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 4: will sitting as you just showed.

551
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 3: Up with a gift.

552
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 4: Yes, should I read it aloud on the podcast? Okay,

553
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 4: it's like I'm gonna describe. This is literally just a

554
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 4: piece of paper Matt has folded on half card stock.

555
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 3: It's card stock. Where did you get card stock?

556
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:35,239
Speaker 2: Well?

557
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 3: I make custom you know, I put. I didn't put

558
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 3: a ton of work into this one, but I'll draw

559
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 3: a picture on this say is uh.

560
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 4: We have been friends for close to a decade, gone

561
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 4: through life's ups and downs, and I finally feel close

562
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 4: enough to you to ask, how do you pronounce your

563
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 4: last name? Sincerely, Matt, Matt, I really appreciate that. I mean,

564
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,719
Speaker 4: I know you know how to pronounce my last name,

565
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 4: but I'm going to say ballpark. A twenty percent of

566
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 4: the people in my life don't pronounce my last name.

567
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,959
Speaker 3: I wanted to give them a chance to learn without

568
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 3: having to confront you face.

569
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 4: Yes, this podcast, ultimately, for me, was just to teach

570
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 4: people how to pronounce my last Yes, winegar, wineger. It

571
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 4: looks like vinegar, yes, which I understand people would want

572
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 4: to say vinegar. But there are people in my life

573
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 4: and I'm not gonna name names who should have figured

574
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 4: this out by now. It's wineger. But you also interesting

575
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 4: that you have a last name that I imagine a

576
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 4: lot of people struggle with. Yes, although, which is crazy

577
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 4: to me because your name to me, really tells you

578
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 4: how to pronounce it. It's like it's phonetic yea Bretsen,

579
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 4: What pronunciations are you getting? Ing Bretsen, ing Bretsen, Ingebretsen, hinge,

580
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 4: ingull Bretsen, ingul Bertsen, Oh my god, and then just

581
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 4: blank stares. People are putting in a lot of work

582
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 4: to mispronounced names. I know inga Bretson that feels so

583
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 4: it's fun. It feels like it's like on a pogost.

584
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Speaker 3: I do feel like your last being Vinegar is add

585
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 3: something bridger Vinegard, sort of like your alter heat.

586
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of my poisonous like crime, like talking

587
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 4: through the shadows bridge or vinegar.

588
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 3: Well, okay, okay, I'm going to open the gift. Please,

589
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 3: let's get some nice are you A.

590
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 4: A lot of people I think will just dive into

591
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 4: ripping open a gift. I try to be a little

592
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 4: more careful with the wrapping paper.

593
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 3: I don't although this is nice wrapping, this is like

594
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 3: a wallpaper almost now tear tear it up. I don't

595
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 3: because I just get Now you know what's underneath. You

596
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 3: could damage something, your career right about that. This you're

597
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 3: safe now, I will say, just before you get your

598
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 3: hopes up. The box that it's in is not what

599
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 3: the gift is. So this is not a Sega Genesis.

600
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 3: It's nice, okay, yeah, I just I will just adjust

601
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 3: my expectations. Now. This is very nice wrapping paper actually,

602
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 3: but it's a little bit inconvenient because it didn't come

603
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 3: in a role. It came in two rectangles, the new thing,

604
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 3: which seems crazy. It doesn't make it. Just give me

605
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 3: the roll like the rectangles. It's I think it's a

606
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 3: new way to overcharge. Although this is like a hearty paper,

607
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 3: it's not the thin dollar store. Tore it up. It'll

608
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 3: never be used again, never again.

609
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 4: It's looks like you've got you've recently ordered from an

610
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 4: online retailer. I won't mention, but that's right.

611
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 3: Who should be advertising on this? Yeah, it probably fits there. Actually, Oh,

612
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 3: look at this? What is this? It's a T shirt?

613
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 3: A beautiful t shirt? Yes, what is happening here? So

614
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 3: you've sent me where you've given me? Oh my good grief.

615
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 4: What I initially thought was just a white T shirt

616
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 4: with a pocket, which would have been terrific, a great gift.

617
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 4: Of course, everyone likes to just get a nice T shirt. Yes,

618
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 4: I turn it around, Matt has I have to explain

619
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 4: something and I'll have to share this at some point

620
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 4: for the last well, let's see in about twenty twelve,

621
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 4: I I don't know what did this to me, but

622
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 4: I was Google image searching Sizzler. Yes, and I found

623
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 4: the highest resolution photo maybe on the Internet, of none

624
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 4: other than the owner of Sizzler.

625
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 3: Is that who that is for?

626
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 4: I were looking to this recently. I don't know why

627
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 4: Carry Cramp was the owner of Sizzler. This is just

628
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 4: a photo of him standing.

629
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 3: That man's name is Carrie Cramp. Carry Cramp standing in

630
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 3: front of a salad bar at Sizzler. I'm telling you

631
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 3: this photo was beyond four K resolution. It was you

632
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 3: could put it on a billboard and it would be

633
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 3: crystal clear. You can see the black heads on his face.

634
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 4: Yes, So I eventually switched it to my to this

635
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 4: day has been my desktop wallpaper.

636
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 3: Incredible. I saw you tweet that reason. I didn't know

637
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 3: if it was a lie or not. It wasn't a

638
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 3: lot truly, I was trying to share with the world.

639
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 3: This has been my photo since I bought this computer,

640
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 3: I believe seven six seven years ago. I also should

641
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 3: probably get a new computer. But when I do get

642
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 3: the new computer, I will be putting carry right back on. Yes,

643
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 3: although now I can wear it on a T shirt.

644
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 3: So it's a tell me about this, okay. Well, I

645
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 3: one of my favorite gifts to give people actually is

646
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 3: a custom T shirt.

647
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 4: You've done this for me before, That's right. I could

648
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 4: name You've given me a T shirt that says which

649
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 4: I wear frequently when I'm working out, proud mommy blogger.

650
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot about that one.

651
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 4: And you've given me a horse Symphony T shirt that's right,

652
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 4: which is very stylosh. Actually that's probably my I will say.

653
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 4: The sleeves are a little long. I might have them

654
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 4: trimmed or something. My arms are too short trimmed. Can

655
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 4: you get a T shirt like trimmed? If you're SPI

656
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 4: do yourself. Maybe I do go sleeveless, Yeah, turn it

657
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 4: into a muscle tape. Is that my personality? Absolutely not?

658
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 3: But I think you could do it. Okay, So this

659
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 3: is something you do custom. I like to get to

660
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 3: make custom T shirts for people. I use a website

661
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 3: which I will pluck because I use them all the time.

662
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 3: I think they're great, called custom inc customing, because that's

663
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 3: what squid.

664
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Speaker 4: Yes, I tried to make a Waverray sixty four T

665
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 4: shirt on that but I couldn't pull the trigger because

666
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 4: it was twenty five dollars.

667
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 3: Well, and again going back to the fact that you're

668
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 3: a cheap skate, what do you pay? What is your

669
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 3: in your mind? What should a T shirt cost?

670
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 4: This is a problem for me because I haven't bought usually.

671
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 4: I mean the majority of my clothing was bought over

672
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 4: a decade. Again, I feel like you're living in the

673
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 4: your nineteen ninety seven. Yeah, so if I see a

674
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 4: T shirt that's over ten dollars, all that's a splurge.

675
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 3: That's a big splurge for me.

676
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 4: Over ten over ten dollars, it feels like, oh, I

677
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 4: have to I truly, And I also I can say

678
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 4: I recognize this as a mental flaw at this point. Yes,

679
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 4: I have to think it over, and I frequently think

680
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 4: it over to the point that it vanishes, and then

681
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 4: I just don't buy anything.

682
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 3: You have to readjust now listen a ten dollars T

683
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 3: shirt obviously a great deal, but I'd say T shirts

684
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 3: on average these days you have to expect twenty dollars.

685
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 3: What was the last T shirt you bought for yourself? Well,

686
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 3: I just actually recently. This is not a good example

687
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 3: this because they are cheap, but I bought a five

688
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 3: pack of plain white Haynes those that's the leastons.

689
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 4: This just like an undershirt situation.

690
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 3: Or an undershirt I've also, I mean, I continue to

691
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 3: dress more and more like my father did in the

692
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 3: mid nineties, and so as most people do jeans with

693
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 3: a tucked in white T shirt that's sort of around

694
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 3: the house. Look for me or maybe a Sunday afternoon,

695
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 3: I'm stopping by the hardware store.

696
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense. That's a good look for this. Yes, Now,

697
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 4: I do feel like you just recently tweeted about T

698
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 4: shirts being softer than ever.

699
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 3: That's right, and I think, I mean, I think I agree. Okay. Now,

700
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 3: they've always like a vintage T shirt has always been

701
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 3: of course it's been through the wash, that's right. But

702
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 3: a new T shirt at this point in history, we're

703
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 3: reaching new levels. We are, though, I agree, But what's

704
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 3: doing it? And who's driving this movement? Well, nobody really

705
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 3: asks for it. I mean, like we are for that.

706
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 3: And you know, somebody responded to that tweet a good point,

707
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 3: which is that the durability level has plummeted on these interests.

708
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 3: Because that's right, there's softer By the way, a clip

709
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 3: I recommend this is Fast Fashion made me think of it.

710
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 3: There's a clip of Kim Kardashian at this speech thinking

711
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 3: oh shit, maybe cut this pattern. No, leave it? No

712
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 3: I want to.

713
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, regardless, I need you to continue.

714
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: To Okay, Kim Kardashian, she's being interviewed and she is

715
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 3: she has a funny story. She's like, oh, funny story

716
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 3: I have to tell. It was I was offered a

717
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 3: million dollars to post a fast Fashion Instagram post and

718
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 3: I thought, why don't I do it? But then Kanye

719
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 3: told me that I shouldn't do it because they rip

720
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 3: off designs from yeesus. And I was like, okay, Kanye

721
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 3: won't do it just for you. And she sets this

722
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 3: up as like a cute story. So then she's like,

723
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 3: so I didn't do it for Kanye. I didn't make

724
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 3: the million dollars. My birthday comes around and he gives

725
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 3: me an envelope and inside is a check for one

726
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 3: million dollars and a contract to be a partner in

727
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 3: the Jesus?

728
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 4: How is this a marriage that is the most psychotic?

729
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 4: These people like, Yes, that each of their skulls contains

730
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 4: a human brain is so bizarre to me.

731
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 3: Yes, I know what, so fast fashion you made me

732
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 3: think of that. Okay, back to T shirts. Back to

733
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 3: T shirts. They're softer than ever.

734
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 4: They're softer than ever, less durable, certainly, and I feel

735
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 4: like a lot of my I've bought some very I

736
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 4: mean granted cheap T shirts, and after one wash, I

737
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 4: have to iron them. I don't want to have to

738
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 4: iron a T shirt. Absolutely not. I wanted to just

739
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 4: bit my body and look casual.

740
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 3: I have been my sister. Speaking of my sister again,

741
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 3: I bought okay, actually this is before those Hanes white

742
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 3: T shirts. A couple other T shirts I bought. It's

743
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 3: funny that I tweeted that T shirt thing because I

744
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 3: bought some not soft T shirts. Recently, I bought a

745
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 3: couple of names. I bought another couple Hanes.

746
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 4: Oh, Hanes, this company has no consistency.

747
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 3: Hanes like a blue I just like I just want

748
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 3: plain T shirts about a blue and like a green

749
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 3: T shirt off of Amazon. I'm sorry for supporting that company.

750
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 3: I know they're destroying the environment, but I bought them,

751
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 3: and they shamed me because of how not soft they work.

752
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, now they've since sent me a new T

753
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 3: shirt that is very soft in a response to them

754
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 3: not being soft. Yes, they did you plain? What Wait?

755
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 3: I didn't complain. They were like, Matt, you can't be

756
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 3: wearing T shirts like this anymore. You're an adult man.

757
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 3: This T shirt isn't soft. This is This says a

758
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 3: lot about who I am. Is that my older sisters

759
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 3: have shamed me my entire life in my fashion. But

760
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 3: why not?

761
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 4: I mean, at least put those T shirts to work.

762
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 4: Run through the wash A few times.

763
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 3: I've been working on that. I think they're getting a

764
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 3: little soft.

765
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 4: Let's be honest. You just moved into a new home.

766
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 4: You have your own washing machine. I do use that

767
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 4: thing to just beat the hell out of some T

768
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 4: shirts and turn them into the soft T shirts you've desired.

769
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 3: They're luxurious.

770
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 4: My thing with T shirt is I feel like we

771
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,959
Speaker 4: made some enormous progress from about two thousand and three

772
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 4: to twenty thirteen of T shirts that fit men's bodies.

773
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 4: As a small person, this is been something I've really

774
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 4: struggled with my entire life, finding a T shirt that

775
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 4: just fits in a fitted way. We're now forgetting all

776
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 4: of those lessons and moving directly towards T shirts that

777
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 4: go to your knees.

778
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 3: Yes, what's happening? I don't know.

779
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm just I was trying to grasp

780
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 4: onto this.

781
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 3: I was in heaven for a minute two because I'm

782
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 3: in a slightly different position tall, tall and thin, and

783
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 3: typically T shirt companies in the past, the taller each

784
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 3: size up, they assumed you got longer and wider. Oh yeah,

785
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 3: of course. So I was wearing shirts that fit me

786
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 3: were baggy. So then for many years I wore shorts

787
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 3: that were too small for me but fit me around

788
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 3: the torso the way that I wanted to be a

789
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 3: medium sized man. That's the dream.

790
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 4: I know somewhere between you and I is the perfect

791
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 4: T shirt wear.

792
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly, and that's a real shame. How tall

793
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 3: are you? I'm five six and you're six two four

794
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 3: six ' four.

795
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 4: That is tall. You're a tall human. I'm right on

796
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 4: the almost a foot taller than me.

797
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 3: I'm right on the verge of it being like a

798
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 3: problem and for and people would stare if I was

799
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 3: any taller.

800
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, was there pressure on you to play basketball? Yes,

801
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 4: But do you feel like dad was mad that you

802
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 4: didn't become a professional. I think is there mad at himself.

803
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 4: He's also a tall man.

804
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 3: I know he was six three. My grandpa was six four.

805
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 3: Decent basketball player. I can toss the pig skin up

806
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 3: the whole. If there's a hole, I'll toss a ball

807
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 3: at it. Well, it sounds like you give it a try.

808
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 3: I gave it a try, you know I will. What

809
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 3: happened was when I was in seventh grade. I was

810
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 3: pretty good. I was on the A team at my school.

811
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 3: Then eighth grade rolled around. A couple other guys got

812
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 3: their gross spurts before I shu above me. I got

813
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 3: moved down to the B team, and I became resentful

814
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 3: and I quit after that.

815
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 4: But as we know, neither of those guys went on

816
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 4: to professor basketball, so it didn't matter for anybody.

817
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 3: One of their names was Daniel. I won't even say

818
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 3: his last name. He was the school bully really ruined.

819
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 4: Well, he's probably dead. I mean if you don't make

820
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 4: it into the NBA, and I don't know. Yes, we

821
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 4: haven't heard from him since.

822
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 3: So did you play any sports growing up? I played basketball.

823
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 3: I was on the everyone's advice. Unfortunately, no one gave

824
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 3: me any advice about this. I was on the junior

825
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 3: jazz in Utah. My parents.

826
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Speaker 4: I don't know what was going on. It was very

827
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 4: apparent from minute one I was not a basketball player.

828
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 4: They let me do this for years. I would have

829
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 4: been thrilled for one of them to step in and say,

830
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 4: learn the piano instrument. There was the piano, which I

831
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 4: also just was actively fighting against, so I didn't learn

832
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 4: that skill either. But if they had just stepped in

833
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 4: and said, let's find something for you to do, yes,

834
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 4: well you're not embarrassing yourself. I was the kid on

835
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 4: the team that was like, let's get bridge of the

836
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 4: ball so he can at least throw it once.

837
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 3: It was not good.

838
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 4: I guess I was having a good time. I was

839
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,919
Speaker 4: on a very good team.

840
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 3: Well, you were stupid. I was very dumb. Little. You

841
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 3: weren't aware of your surroundings. Something was going on.

842
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 4: I was a lot of assists, a lot of assisting

843
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 4: giving the ball to men that I or I guess

844
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 4: at the time, boys who I knew would be able

845
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,760
Speaker 4: to make a basket. That's right, never scored a single point.

846
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 3: Humiliating.

847
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 4: Oh, I took one shot and it was from half court.

848
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 3: So you never made a basket. And how many years

849
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,439
Speaker 3: did you play? At least three?

850
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 2: I want?

851
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 3: Oh?

852
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 4: I mean the team for letting me stick around is heartbreaking.

853
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 3: That is truly because as someone in my first years

854
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 3: of playing basketball, I got to the point where I

855
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 3: was pretty good. But in my first yeares I didn't

856
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,439
Speaker 3: make many baskets and it feels bad.

857
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it does not mean I guess I got

858
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 4: to a point where I was like, well, I guess

859
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 4: this just isn't part of my basket all experience. I'm

860
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 4: more just somebody who's running up and down the court.

861
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 4: I was probably three feet tall, yes, mouthful of braces,

862
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 4: just this disgusting little creature.

863
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 3: My parents, I don't know what they were thinking. Maybe

864
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 3: I don't know. Did they try to force you to

865
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 3: play piano? Oh?

866
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 4: They I mean they definitely took me to lessons every

867
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 4: single week. I don't know if forcing or not. But

868
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 4: my piano teacher, Carol tried her best. I played the

869
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 4: Friends theme song at a recital. That was my I

870
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 4: think that was kind of the climax for me. And

871
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 4: that's the only thing I can remember how to play

872
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 4: on the piano. The first like, do do do do

873
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 4: do do do?

874
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 3: That's not what you want to be playing nobody. Everyone's

875
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 3: upset with you.

876
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 4: If you're playing piano piece, I'll be there for you.

877
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 3: Did you take piano? No, I did not. My parents

878
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 3: tried making both of my older sisters play. They both

879
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 3: hated it, fought and like, we're so upset that they

880
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 3: didn't try to make me play, And then I ended

881
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 3: up playing drums. I took sure that sounds like I

882
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 3: would have been a good drummer. I think. I think so.

883
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 3: I feel like I've got a decent rhythm. Well, I

884
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 3: always think of you as a I think you could

885
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 3: have been a frontman to a band.

886
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 4: Well, you know there's still I've got seven decades.

887
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.

888
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 4: If I don't know, there's I picked up the guitar.

889
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 4: Now by the time I'm sixty, I'm ready to go.

890
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 3: And everyone's excited to see you up there, cheering you

891
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 3: on the way. Your parents did well you're running up

892
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 3: and on the basketball court.

893
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 4: I just need somebody to write and record the music. Yes,

894
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 4: and then I need to be able to sing, and.

895
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 3: Then someone else will dress you. Yes, and then someone

896
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 3: carries you on.

897
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 4: To just be kind of a manufactured maybe secretly joined

898
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 4: BTS or something.

899
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 3: Yes, that's maybe. I'm the leader of BTS at this

900
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 3: point in BTS. If you're listening, and I have to

901
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 3: assume that you will, of course, every all four hundred

902
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 3: of you, I really would encourage you to consider Bridger

903
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 3: as a bandmate. I think he maybe a friend, as

904
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 3: a friend, the very least as a friend. Take it

905
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 3: he can, He'll just be around. What does BTS stand for?

906
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 3: It's not behind the scenes.

907
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 2: It can be.

908
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 3: But that is what I think of every time. I

909
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 3: didn't even know there were a band.

910
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 4: For boys to sing. We need fifty boys to sing?

911
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 3: Where are they are?

912
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 4: I'm going to be destroyed by the BTS fanmates.

913
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 3: You are this podcast?

914
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 4: Is I should just give my address out now?

915
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 3: Yes, before I get just give it up DoD.

916
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:44,320
Speaker 4: Ducks my millions of fans. Well, this T shirt's amazing.

917
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 4: I mean, at some point should I put it on?

918
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 4: Is that something you think it will fit.

919
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 3: I got you as small, of course, as small as

920
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 3: my size here it does look fairly small. Is that

921
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 3: going to be like a maybe.

922
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 4: Jules Harassment thing if I take my shirt off.

923
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 3: And not at all? Right now, it's just all the

924
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 3: listeners will be jealous. Let's see it. I would love

925
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 3: to see it on you.

926
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 4: Ask everyone in the room, is it okay? If everybody

927
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 4: close your eyes.

928
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 3: All close their eyes. That's also Bridger has been to

929
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 3: Korean spies and he is a body. Okay, I don't

930
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 3: want to embarrass and now on the first spyheads, but

931
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 3: if you're going to listen to this podcast, I think

932
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 3: you should know Bridger is a fit man. He has

933
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 3: apps and he looks great. Okay, that's gonna fit. This

934
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 3: fits now. Probably needs one shrink one and that's good

935
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 3: because it will shrink whether you like it or not.

936
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 3: It's immediately soft though, so that's great. I've got carry

937
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 3: cramp on the back of my shirt. People are going

938
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 3: to be so confused. Is that jolly man in front

939
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 3: of a salad bar? And obviously no pressure to word

940
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 3: in public, but I think it works. This is something

941
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 3: I would love to wear because on the front it's

942
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 3: it's unassuming. It just has a little surprise. I'm gonna

943
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 3: take a sticker off. I feel a little ridiculous that

944
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 3: this is still on me. Yeah, oh geez this.

945
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 4: I just want to tell the listeners that this company

946
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 4: puts a terrible sticker on their T shirt. It feels

947
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 4: confusing and unnecessary from an online retailer customing.

948
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 3: If you're listening, that's something you could work on.

949
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, give me a break, Matt. I have

950
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 4: a game called Gift Master.

951
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,399
Speaker 3: I'd like you to play.

952
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 4: I need you to give me a number between two

953
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 4: and ten because I love to count.

954
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 3: And are you about to go count? Off screen? Is

955
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 3: this another rambling?

956
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 4: You're about to go even is going to earn his

957
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 4: keep editing me counting?

958
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 3: Stephen leave these moments, and I think this is what

959
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 3: we say different numbers, okay, mumble numbers. The number I

960
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 3: will choose is four, four, Okay, I'll go into the

961
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 3: calculating machine. You calculate, I'll talk, we'll see if it's

962
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 3: worth keeping. And Steven feel free to edit this out.

963
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 3: Let's see if I can think about it. And this

964
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 3: is I don't know if this will be the first

965
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 3: episode to air or not. But a little introduction to

966
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 3: Bridger for those of you who don't know him. He's

967
00:45:55,719 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 3: a tiny man who is very wrong muscle wise and

968
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 3: weak mentally. But he is smart and funny and a

969
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 3: nice man overall, although honestly can be quite vicious, which

970
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 3: is how he earned his nickname Bridger Vinegar Matt.

971
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 4: The counting has been done. The gift Master is about

972
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 4: to I'm about to push the button on the gift Master.

973
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 3: Let me give you the rules. I can't believe you've

974
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 3: done this. I can't believe we're here doing this. This

975
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 3: is out of control.

976
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 4: This is how the game works. This is we're gonna

977
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 4: judge how good of a gift gift for you are.

978
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 4: I'm going to give you three gifts, yes, three things

979
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 4: that you could possibly give. Then I'm going to give

980
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 4: you three names of celebrities, actors, this sort of thing.

981
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 4: You're going to determine which of these people you're going

982
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 4: to give each of the items.

983
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 3: Does that make sense to you? I think it makes sense. Okay.

984
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 4: The gifts are a restaurant grade blender, a leaf blower,

985
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 4: and surgery.

986
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 3: Wait what kind of surgery?

987
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,479
Speaker 4: Well, when you're termine who you're giving it to, maybe

988
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,399
Speaker 4: you can decide. Okay, the people you have to give

989
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 4: these two Margo Martindale character. Famed character actress Margot Martindale O.

990
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 4: If you need to look her up. She's fantastic, of course,

991
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 4: because she's kind of blends into every role and just

992
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 4: does a dynamite performance.

993
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 3: Okay.

994
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 4: The next person the members of Heim all three sisters. Okay,

995
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 4: so that's a triple, but it's only one gift, so

996
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 4: they have to split it. And then Elijah Wood, most

997
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:33,720
Speaker 4: recently seen in the Lord of the Rings.

998
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 3: All right, so we have a leaf blower, restaurant, restaurant,

999
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 3: great blender, and surgery to Margot Martindale Heim and Elijah Wood.

1000
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 3: So let's start with Margo. What are you going to give? Mark?

1001
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 3: Can you tell me a little bit about Margo?

1002
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 4: Margo, you know, she's just kind of been this character actress.

1003
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 4: She did a terrific job on The Americans most recently

1004
00:47:56,040 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 4: as kind of a diabolical Russian. But she kind of

1005
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 4: plays she could, she does it all. I don't know

1006
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 4: what to tell you. She can be maternal, she can

1007
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 4: be sadistic. I have her pulled up. I recognize.

1008
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, she's in a short film in.

1009
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 4: The movie Paris, where she plays a character who goes

1010
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 4: on a little trip by herself to Paris.

1011
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 3: I want to say. It's a Coen Brothers directed short.

1012
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 3: Everyone should look it up. It's heartbreaking. Do you know French?

1013
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 3: Because your pronunciations have felt very genuine and no.

1014
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 4: Well, I took a lot of French, and then I

1015
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 4: went to Paris with Jim, my boyfriend, and he harassed

1016
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 4: me the entire time about my pronunciation. But it's just

1017
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 4: because he thinks he does everything better than me.

1018
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 3: And I think I know for a healthy relationship when

1019
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 3: one person thinks they're fundamentally better than the other. Okay,

1020
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 3: Margot Martindale will receive a leaf blower. Okay, why when

1021
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 3: I'm I picture Margo Now. It was a tough call.

1022
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 3: It was a tough call because when I picture Margo,

1023
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 3: I either picture the blender was the other thing I

1024
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 3: was considering. But I ultimately gave her the leaf blower

1025
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 3: because she's no spring chicken anymore. Sure, if you're doing

1026
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 3: yard work and you need to blow, you need to

1027
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 3: clean up, you don't want to. I don't want Margo

1028
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 3: out there raking. Sure, Okay, I want to hower she

1029
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 3: deserves to do it simply and efficiently. Okay.

1030
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 4: Interesting, See for me, I probably would give Margo surgery

1031
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 4: just you know, give certificate for surgery.

1032
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 3: Yes, because as you know, she's a middle aged woman. Sure,

1033
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 3: a middle aged person. Hm.

1034
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm headed towards endless surgery after fifty

1035
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 4: and for somebody to pick up the bill on one

1036
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 4: of these surgeries. Maybe she wants to get Lasik eye surgery,

1037
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 4: maybe she needs.

1038
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 3: A new knee.

1039
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 4: Okay, I feel like for me, I would. I mean,

1040
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 4: I'm not saying you're wrong. I think the leaf blower

1041
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 4: is an excellent gift for Margo and she would probably

1042
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 4: be thrilled. I feel like she's probably out in the.

1043
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 3: Yard a lot. That's what I'm picturing. I'm picturing her gardening.

1044
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 3: I'm picturing her in a beautifully a picture ass house

1045
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 3: with a green front yard, and I want her blowing leaves.

1046
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 4: And I mean, if she was doing that with twenty

1047
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 4: twenty vision from my surgery, good griefs.

1048
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 3: Who knows what she can accomplished.

1049
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 4: Okay, So Margo and a leafblower, Okay, you've got a

1050
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 4: restaurant great blender that's more than a home blender. That's

1051
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 4: going to be able to throw rocks in there. That's

1052
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 4: going to write them up. And then we've got surgery.

1053
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 4: That's right for either. We've got the heim sisters. Is

1054
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 4: that their last name? I don't know, Yes, that is

1055
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 4: why I think so Heime sisters, if you're listening, reach

1056
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 4: out to me and let me know your last name.

1057
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,919
Speaker 4: I'm not going to look it up, and then Elijah would.

1058
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 4: So for him sisters, what are you giving them?

1059
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 3: The heim sisters are getting surgery?

1060
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 4: Okay, so what sort of surgery are the himesisters getting?

1061
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 3: I have trouble keep keeping them apart. I feel like

1062
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 3: if if any of them showed up on my doorstep individually,

1063
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know who they were. I would like to

1064
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 3: be sutured together. There we go, become the him sister.

1065
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 3: That's exactly right. That way, no more confusion. There's the

1066
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 3: trio is together at all times.

1067
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 4: I feel like we're headed this way anyway. They're doing

1068
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 4: all these choreographed dances. Yes, why not just become one

1069
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 4: person at this point? So it's surgery, but it's specifically.

1070
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 3: You can only use the gift card to get surgery

1071
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 3: to suture yourself so your body is together. Kind of

1072
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 3: a singing monster. I think it would work.

1073
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 4: I think I think it's a new hook, and initially

1074
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 4: I use mine on Margo, But I think you're making a.

1075
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 3: Good as a pop star. You have to learn to

1076
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 3: reinvent yourself. All insane is putting your bodies together and

1077
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 3: sewing them well, and they're splitting the royalties right now.

1078
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 3: Why not have all of them money go to one creature.

1079
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 4: That's exactly right like that? Okay, Well, I was going

1080
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 4: to say, give the gals a blender. Seem to like

1081
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 4: to party. I feel like one of them is mixing drinks.

1082
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 3: Well, I have a reason to give the blender to Elijah. Oh,

1083
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 3: let's just get it into Elijah. How how tall would

1084
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 3: you say Elijah is? Well? Probably for eleven four eleven Elijah.

1085
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 3: I'm worried about the amount of nutrition he is receiving.

1086
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 3: He is skeletal. I think Elijah needs a blender so

1087
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 3: he can make a dense nutritional smoothie for himself with

1088
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 3: protein and calcium of supplements. Okay, so that he does

1089
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 3: not hurt himself because I think he is headed. He's

1090
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 3: a waif. He's a waif, and Elijah, you need to

1091
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 3: start bulking up, buddy. Look, I've started making protein shakes

1092
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 3: at home. Yes, I can share a recipe. Elijah, reach

1093
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 3: out to me.

1094
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 4: What kind of protein are you using? I'm using Way Protein. Okay,

1095
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 4: it's my brother knows these things. I reached out to him.

1096
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 4: He told me, and I blindly agreed. It's a chocolate

1097
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 4: flavored protein.

1098
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 3: Fun fact. I run a stand up comedy show in

1099
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 3: Los Angeles called Good Heroin at Stories, Books and Cafe.

1100
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 3: Excellent show. There's a man who comes regularly who's an

1101
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 3: ex cop. He shows up on his motorcycle. He's the

1102
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 3: old This person who ever comes to Good Heroin, he's

1103
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 3: probably in his late sixties. He has started making it

1104
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 3: a habit of giving me hemp protein. Oh once a month.

1105
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 3: He has made entirely out of hemp hemp protein. I

1106
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 3: haven't touched it yet. I haven't used.

1107
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 2: No.

1108
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I haven't asked him a ton

1109
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 3: of questions because I find it to be a little odd.

1110
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 3: And if you're listening, he also this is a man

1111
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 3: he's an X cop. He told me that I would

1112
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 3: make a great interrogator, oh, which I don't think. I

1113
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 3: rist why. I mean, I think he would be like

1114
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 3: the good cop. I could be the good cop. I think,

1115
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 3: I like I can. I could warm people up, but

1116
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 3: I don't think I could break people down.

1117
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 4: And this hemp protein is like bordering on lobster ravioli.

1118
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 4: To me, it was like, well, that's why something's gonna happen. Yes, yes,

1119
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 4: or ambient poison.

1120
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 3: Is it like in a bag? It's just loose. He

1121
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 3: just pulling it out of his pockets, like saying it

1122
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 3: just falls everywhere. I just scoop it up. No, it's

1123
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,760
Speaker 3: in a container and it is branded, so it seems sealed.

1124
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 3: But I'm just it's the only time in my life

1125
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 3: I've been given hemp protein by a stranger, and so

1126
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 3: I'm a little wary of it.

1127
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 4: That happens to me cbd qualities.

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00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 3: Is it just just straight hemp? I wonderful that I

1129
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 3: don't even Maybe I just don't know enough, but it

1130
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 3: feels like a weird I should send it to Elijah, honestly,

1131
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 3: because he needs it. He needs a starter pack. Yes,

1132
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 3: get him a blunder and some hemp protein and get

1133
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 3: some meat on that boy. Maybe you could, you know,

1134
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 3: shop seeing him as a hobbit. Yes, okay, well that's uh.

1135
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 3: Look I guess my final thing. I guess I'm giving

1136
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 3: uh all Elijah the leaf blower. But I feel like

1137
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 3: a few years ago I read that he had bought

1138
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 3: a house in Austin or something, and Okay, so you

1139
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 3: know he's got a property. He's got to blow some

1140
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 3: leaves around. And you know by this time that Lord

1141
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 3: of the rings money is running right now, he's you know,

1142
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 3: he's been living big the entire time he's out. Yeah,

1143
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 3: he's got to.

1144
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 4: He can't afford for somebody to blow the leaves. No,

1145
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 4: or he could sell it on list.

1146
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 3: That's exactly now, that's that's for cash. What was the

1147
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,399
Speaker 3: last thing you sold on Craigslist? Last thing I sold

1148
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 3: on Craigslist? I tried to sell my bed.

1149
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 4: Didn't work out. Your mattress, the entire thing.

1150
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 3: Isn't it illegal to sell your mattress? Oh give me

1151
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 3: a break. People are selling their mattresses.

1152
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,439
Speaker 4: If the Feds want to bust my door down because

1153
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 4: I'm trying to sell a mattress, come get me. Blow

1154
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 4: my brains out. Yes, I tried to sell the bed,

1155
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 4: got a few nibbles. Nobody wanted. It's a California king.

1156
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 4: And I think I've told you this, and I almost

1157
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 4: just want to use this platform to tell people the

1158
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 4: California King is not the bed you want.

1159
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 3: No, you want a king.

1160
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 4: You want a king. California King sounds fancier and bigger.

1161
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 4: It's longer you nobody needs a longer bed. I'm six four.

1162
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 4: I don't even need the life.

1163
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 3: Thank you. You should be the spokesperson. I've been telling

1164
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 3: people all I need is a match box. That's right.

1165
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 3: You should be on the floor.

1166
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,720
Speaker 4: California King bed. I guess unless you have like, nobody

1167
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 4: sleeps straight, lying straight, everybody, I mean most people. I'm

1168
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 4: speaking now for everyone, but I think this.

1169
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,959
Speaker 3: Is a judgmental coming from you. I do I sleep

1170
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 3: in a corpse position. Oh okay, but you're on a

1171
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 3: king bed and you're fine. I'm fine, okay.

1172
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 4: And then unless you're seven feet tall, you don't eat

1173
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,280
Speaker 4: the California.

1174
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 3: That's exactly right. And you want the width, especially of

1175
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 3: a partner is a dream With a partner, you want

1176
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 3: the option to be close. You also want the option

1177
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 3: to abandon them in the night.

1178
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you want to forget that they even exist.

1179
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 3: You don't want to feel them, you don't want to

1180
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 3: touch them.

1181
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wake up. The next thing, you're like, oh,

1182
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 4: there was somebody else in the bed, wonderful.

1183
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 3: I'm alarmed. I had no idea.

1184
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 4: I'm calling the police. Yeah, that's what I recently tried

1185
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 4: to sell and it didn't work out.

1186
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 3: But did you end up getting a new bed?

1187
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 2: No?

1188
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 4: I gave up that sleeping on that bed and probably

1189
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 4: will until I move or something.

1190
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 3: I listeners, this is going to be an ongoing thing

1191
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 3: with Bridger, and I would encourage you to badger him.

1192
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 3: He doesn't spend money on himself and he deserves to

1193
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 3: have a bed that he likes. So please, you know whatever,

1194
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:11,760
Speaker 3: please write in, write, please any what. He will slip

1195
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 3: up until you his address one day. I guarantee you that,

1196
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 3: and when he does, I want letters going to his

1197
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 3: house NonStop.

1198
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 4: At some point I'll get a new bed. But for now,

1199
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 4: I'm on the California and suffer.

1200
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 3: All Right, I'll let it go.

1201
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 2: Matt.

1202
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 4: We've come to the part of the podcast where we're

1203
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 4: going to try to help some listeners.

1204
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 3: Okay, look, I could.

1205
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 4: Call this gift bag. You could, but where it's a

1206
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 4: mail bag about gifts? Okay, why not call it? I said,

1207
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 4: no questions? Okay, where I'm getting I want you know,

1208
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 4: listeners have written in asking me because I know a

1209
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 4: lot about gifts, Yes, and just at general advice. You know,

1210
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 4: I'm good at People want to hear what they should

1211
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 4: give people for various things.

1212
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 3: But you didn't want to do this segment. Of course

1213
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 3: I didn't know, but I'm going to because people wrote

1214
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,959
Speaker 3: in it's a first podcast, and somehow.

1215
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 4: There's that little bit of me that wants to help. Yes,

1216
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 4: And so I've gotten some letters and I'm going to

1217
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 4: read them, and you're gonna help me help others. I'd

1218
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 4: be happy to first up, Hi, Bridger, I have a

1219
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 4: hard time getting gifts for my wife. Before she buys anything,

1220
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 4: she spends hours online learning about the product, reading about

1221
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 4: every possible competitor, and looking for the best deal. I'm

1222
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 4: more of an impulse buyer and worry that my gifts

1223
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 4: won't seem thoughtful enough.

1224
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 3: Can you give some advice? Thank you?

1225
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 4: Jordan in Denton, Denton, Texas.

1226
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 3: I know about Denton. You're from Texas. I grew up

1227
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 3: in Texas, so you probably have some real powerful insight here.

1228
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 3: I can help you, Jordan. I mean, you have two

1229
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 3: options here, in my opinion, One you either completely submit

1230
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 3: to your wife and just get her things with a receipt,

1231
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 3: knowing she will return it and get the thing she wants. Sure,

1232
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 3: and that will just be the way it goes with you,

1233
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 3: and you'll be sort of a boring couple. And that's

1234
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 3: completely fine. That's fine. I mean that you can have

1235
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 3: other surprises. The other option you can do is you

1236
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 3: have to go completely outside of the box of the

1237
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 3: type of she asked for a gift. You cannot get

1238
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 3: hear that gift. You have to get her something completely

1239
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 3: original that she did not ask for. That way, it's

1240
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 3: not something that she can shop around for. It's just

1241
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 3: purely something. Now that's very difficult to do though, something

1242
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 3: that is like something she would want but doesn't know

1243
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 3: that she wants.

1244
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 4: Okay, sure, I mean the keyword I see here is

1245
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 4: I'm more of an impulse buyer, which to me that

1246
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 4: worries me. You don't need Okay, you've identified that about yourself. Yes,

1247
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 4: it's time to move on. When you're buying gifts. Your

1248
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 4: wife has given you some very excuse me, some very

1249
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 4: clear examples of how to buy things. She's going too

1250
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 4: far in the other direction. Yes, why not follow her lead?

1251
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 4: And do a little research on your wife.

1252
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 3: Is this the way to go? Because I do. I

1253
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 3: found myself the other day. I was I needed some

1254
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 3: new socks. Okay, I found myself typing into Google best socks,

1255
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 3: best socks. This is what's happening to all of us.

1256
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 3: I've been it's men's inexhausible. And I was suddenly looking

1257
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 3: at lists of socks and I felt a deep level

1258
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 3: of change. But I mean, I did buy one of

1259
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 3: the top pairents. You tried them? Yes, I love new socks.

1260
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 3: By the way, give me to yourself at any point,

1261
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 3: some new socks.

1262
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 4: My sister signed me up for some sock club for

1263
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 4: a year. I'm still wearing them. I feel great in

1264
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 4: every pair new socks.

1265
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 3: One of the best feelings you can experience. So I do.

1266
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 3: I'm hesitant to tell him to just fully give into

1267
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 3: this new culture we have of ratings and lists of

1268
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 3: best every thing. Sure, but I understand where you're coming from.

1269
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 4: Let's just like move a little bit away from the impulse, right,

1270
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 4: Let's just think of something. And I think a good

1271
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 4: gift is something that's maybe not that exciting, but it's

1272
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,439
Speaker 4: like a high quality version of something that the person

1273
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 4: wouldn't buy themselves, that's exact. Maybe it's just a sut

1274
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 4: that she finds too expensive, that's right. Or it's an

1275
01:00:54,320 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 4: experience at eleven dollars, t shirt probably ten dollars. But

1276
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 4: an experience is another thing most people won't buy for themselves.

1277
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 3: That's exactly right. And even if it's not something they

1278
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 3: would want to do, it's a new thing, a memory.

1279
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 3: You're buying them. So maybe look into that, Jordan. Experiences

1280
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 3: are good. And I've read or I dreamt again, I

1281
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 3: can tell if I read or articles anymore, if they

1282
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 3: just kind of appear in my head as as you know,

1283
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 3: sort of a remnants of a vision of a past.

1284
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 3: That's exactly right. But that people don't that experiences are

1285
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 3: a much more valuable thing to have than an object. Yes, yes,

1286
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 3: you have an object. It will lose its meaning very quickly.

1287
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 3: An experience, it's a memory. You'll have an experience with someone,

1288
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 3: it'll create. It sort of shifts who you are as

1289
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 3: a person.

1290
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 4: Eisolutely Yeah, fully agreed, Jordan, look into some experiences. Maybe

1291
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,959
Speaker 4: a whitewater rafting trip.

1292
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 3: Take your wife to Arkansas. She'll be shocked. Is Arkansas?

1293
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 3: How much of a drive from Denton. That's the car

1294
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Speaker 3: you're looking at. I'd say fifteen to twenty hour drive.

1295
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 3: Take the twenty hour drive to Arkansas. Just tell her,

1296
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 3: tell her you're going out to eat, and then.

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01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 4: Suddenly you're on an extremely long trip to a state

1298
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 4: that you have no interest in, and you don't.

1299
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Speaker 3: Pull over for five hours. You're going to remember it

1300
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 3: by the time, she says, by the time you finally

1301
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 3: pull over, it's too late to turn back. Well into

1302
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 3: divorce proceedings.

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Speaker 4: Yes, okay, moving on, Hello Bridger, and I assume, guest,

1304
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 4: they're probably talking about you.

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01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 3: I would assume.

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01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 4: I'd love recommendations forgive for gifts for gardeners. Any insights

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01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 4: into upcoming upcoming gardening trends would also be great. Thanks

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01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 4: in advance, Elizabeth in Cornwall, we've got an international audience

1309
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 4: and where Cornwall, England.

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01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I actually have a great gift for a gardener.

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01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 4: I mean this feels I hope it's good because I

1312
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 4: feel like Cornwall. I mean, the English are all about

1313
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 4: a garden.

1314
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 3: They love a garden. It's the garden country. That's kind

1315
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 3: of their main thing is roses taking over countries and

1316
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 3: training a bunch of beautiful gardens and God bless them

1317
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 3: for doing it. Well, what are you thinking, then, my

1318
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 3: girlfriend Hillary, we recently moved to a place and there's

1319
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 3: a garden. There's a couple of garden plots there. Sure

1320
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 3: she's begun gardening. My mom, Peggy, who will will for

1321
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 3: everybody on the pod knows. Yes, Peggy, she sent for

1322
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 3: my girlfriend's birthday a box of gardening stuff. Okay, in

1323
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 3: that box, what I thought to be the most useful

1324
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 3: thing was a cushy pad that I believe you can buy. Oh,

1325
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 3: I see where this is headed. And so when you

1326
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 3: kneel down, you have a pad for your knees. Your knees, Margo,

1327
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 3: which I think Margo, or well, she's got the leaf

1328
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 3: blow er. She's not getting on her knees well, and

1329
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 3: you gave her surgery, so maybe she's brand new knees.

1330
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 3: That's true, Peggy does. By the way, both of her

1331
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 3: knees mechanical or whatever. They're both replaced.

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01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 4: Peggy, if you're listening, I'm thrilled about your knees.

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01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 3: Yes, this pad, I think it's a great gardening gift

1334
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,920
Speaker 3: because and I never would have thought of it, but

1335
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 3: you can save your jeans. You're not. Maybe then you're

1336
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:56,439
Speaker 3: not messing up your jeans.

1337
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 4: You're putting on your good jeanstick garden, Well, you want

1338
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 4: looks typ that's true. You don't want to be shamed

1339
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 4: in front of other gardeners.

1340
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 3: So that's my That's a gardening gift that I can recommend.

1341
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 4: That's a This is what I'm going to say, as

1342
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 4: someone who has killed every plant that's come into his apartment. Yes,

1343
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 4: I say, get your gardening friend or whoever. It is

1344
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 4: a high risk plant, something that they would never buy. Yes,

1345
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 4: that could very well die. But it's a gamble for

1346
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 4: them because what if it doesn't die, They've got a

1347
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 4: plant that they never would have bought themselves.

1348
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 3: But I would argue that you're giving them just distressful

1349
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 3: something that they're You're giving them something that they're going

1350
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 3: to witness die in front of them slowly over a

1351
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 3: long period.

1352
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 4: You're looking at this in the wrong way. I think

1353
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 4: you're saying. You're saying to the person you're up for

1354
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 4: the challenge, and your garden is ready to be new.

1355
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 4: You're in England, everything survives, that's true. I mean, if

1356
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 4: you're you know, in southern California, in a north facing apartment.

1357
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:57,479
Speaker 3: That's right. Just prepare for it to die and enjoy

1358
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 3: it while it's I have been over to Bridges' apartment,

1359
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 3: but isn't there's one that's hung on right. Look.

1360
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 4: I recently found a plant that I think it was

1361
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 4: designed to be in malls. Yes, that lives with truly

1362
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 4: no care, no water, no light. I can't remember what

1363
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 4: it's called. I would love to be able to recommend

1364
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 4: it to people, but I think it's very good looking.

1365
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 4: And I also recently bought two rosemary bushes. It was

1366
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 4: at home depot the other night.

1367
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 3: Rose mary bushes. Rosemary bushes. They smell beautiful. You put

1368
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 3: these inside? No, these are outside.

1369
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 4: These are out on my whatever the thing is hanging

1370
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 4: on the outside of my apartment trellis.

1371
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 3: No, it's a patio or what do you call that?

1372
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 3: A balcony? Remind me what a trellis is. Trellis is

1373
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 3: like a fence. Yes, it's like a thing for plants

1374
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 3: to grow on. Cut that out, don't. I don't want

1375
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 3: the listeners to know that I didn't know what a

1376
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 3: trail is. That is about to be canceled for not

1377
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 3: knowing what a trellis is. I promised myself by the

1378
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 3: end of this podcast, you would be canceled, And yes,

1379
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 3: I said, and cancel him. Okay, next up, dear Bridger,

1380
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 3: I have to get a gift for my brother in law.

1381
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 3: He hates and now this.

1382
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 4: Person put things in quotes. He hates things. And one

1383
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,000
Speaker 4: time when I got him a book about World War One,

1384
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 4: he wasn't as excited as I thought he'd be. Michelle

1385
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,280
Speaker 4: in Los Angeles.

1386
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 3: That's all the information we have.

1387
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy, so he doesn't like it, even like

1388
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 4: material objects.

1389
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 3: Is that what's happening here? Or is he just a jerk?

1390
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 4: But also I'm just going to say, right up front, Michelle,

1391
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 4: a World War one book? Good lord, that's a real bummer.

1392
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 3: That's a chore.

1393
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 4: That's giving anybody a book? Is you might as do

1394
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 4: a risk? Oh yeah, you're giving them an assignment.

1395
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have to. It's happened to me before.

1396
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 3: I found myself reading books that somebody gave me, and

1397
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 3: I resented them for it. Of course I've also enjoyed it.

1398
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 3: Just it's a high risk. You have to know everything

1399
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 3: about the person. To me, I mean not to short

1400
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 3: change in Michelle, but we've already talked about this. Give

1401
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 3: him an experience. He doesn't like things.

1402
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 4: White water around that's experience kind of experience most people like.

1403
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 4: To Arkansas, which from Los Angeles is maybe maybe you

1404
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 4: throw them in the trunk of your car. Okay, take

1405
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 4: them white water rafting. That's two experiences in one.

1406
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 3: White water halfway to Arkansas. Well, the first experience is

1407
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 3: being kidnapped in a truck.

1408
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:28,880
Speaker 4: Of course, the second one that we've all wanted to enjoy, Michelle,

1409
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 4: give them an experience. Don't please stop giving people World

1410
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 4: War One books. That's all I can ask. If you

1411
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 4: gave me one of those, I would go through the

1412
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,040
Speaker 4: burn it in front of you. I would absolutely I

1413
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 4: would tear each page out.

1414
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 3: And drop it into a fire. Okay, final question. I

1415
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 3: think we've been very helpful here and hopefully we've knock

1416
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 3: some sense into these idiots. Bridger.

1417
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:55,120
Speaker 4: And they didn't mention you, but I assume they also

1418
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 4: want advice from you. I need to get a gift

1419
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 4: for my sister, who was almost fifteen years younger than me. Okay,

1420
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,320
Speaker 4: what do girls her age want? Well, first of all, well,

1421
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:11,360
Speaker 4: this is from Craig and Layton. Okay, Layton, Utah, Okay, Craig.

1422
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:15,200
Speaker 4: We don't know how old you are, Craig, what are

1423
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 4: you A? I think it's safe to assume you're any age.

1424
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 4: He's listening to a podcast. Yes he's okay, I'm gonna

1425
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:27,400
Speaker 4: guess he's not in his sixties. He's not in his sixties.

1426
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:32,559
Speaker 4: Let's say let's ballpark it thirty eight, thirty eight. Now,

1427
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 4: let's say thirty. Let's say a cool thirty so we

1428
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 4: can talk about what tween not teens like. So his

1429
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 4: parents made a mistake fifteen years after that feels like

1430
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:46,600
Speaker 4: a huge gap. That's a That person is almost not

1431
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:47,240
Speaker 4: your sibling.

1432
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:50,599
Speaker 3: That's a new spouse or just a whoopsie baby.

1433
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 4: I would look at that person as like a like

1434
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 4: a is it a cousin?

1435
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:56,719
Speaker 3: That's a cousin.

1436
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 4: I think there should be like a legal thing if

1437
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:02,439
Speaker 4: somebody's that far apart from you as a sibbing technic cousin.

1438
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,000
Speaker 4: I think so because they've been raising a whole new

1439
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:08,559
Speaker 4: This is a fifteen year old, fifteen year old girl

1440
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,640
Speaker 4: who has a brother who doesn't provide a lot of information.

1441
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 4: So that's what sort of gift does she want? Does

1442
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,840
Speaker 4: she want an experience? Does she want a twenty hour

1443
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:22,360
Speaker 4: car ride with her fifteen year old I mean, are

1444
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:26,840
Speaker 4: fifteen years old? What do teen girls like these days?

1445
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:31,640
Speaker 3: Well, I recently, I have a friend who has a

1446
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:34,240
Speaker 3: daughter around this age, and I had a chance to

1447
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 3: speak with her. And I often when I'm speaking to

1448
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 3: a person of this age, I'm just quizzing them. I

1449
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 3: want to learn, show me a peek into whatever's happened.

1450
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 3: What are you thinking about that? I'm lost. First of all,

1451
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 3: she was an egomaniac. Didn't ask me a single question

1452
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 3: about myself. Well that's a teenager. Yeah, yes, so, and

1453
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:54,240
Speaker 3: I'm by far the more interesting person in the conversation. Course,

1454
01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:56,479
Speaker 3: she had so much to offer her, and she didn't

1455
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 3: want to hear any of it. She told she likes SoundCloud.

1456
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:03,720
Speaker 4: SoundCloud, okay, not a gift. I guess you can subscribe

1457
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 4: to it or something.

1458
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it might. I actually think SoundCloud is free. So

1459
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:14,200
Speaker 3: maybe a concert Okay, actually, experience concert isn't a bad gift.

1460
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 3: It's a little bit of a risk because kind of

1461
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,640
Speaker 3: an assignment, you need a little you need to know,

1462
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,160
Speaker 3: you need to do some research on who she's into. Yes,

1463
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,120
Speaker 3: but getting her depending on how much you want to

1464
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:26,840
Speaker 3: spend like if it was let's say she's into Billie Eilish. Okay,

1465
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:29,280
Speaker 3: these days, I'm sure Billie Eilish tickets are going for

1466
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 3: a lot of money. That's at least one hundred dollars.

1467
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,639
Speaker 3: That's at least hundred dollars. So that's not a bad

1468
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,200
Speaker 3: gift to get her because it's something that she might

1469
01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:35,479
Speaker 3: not do herself, but she'll certainly.

1470
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:37,160
Speaker 4: Is she going to end up on drugs at the

1471
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 4: Billie Eilish concert? Listen, you feel like that's Billy's brand.

1472
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:44,680
Speaker 3: I think that's just what's happening, whether she's at a

1473
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:47,280
Speaker 3: Billie Eilish concert or not. I think this fifteen year

1474
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 3: old girl is doing drugs. She's probably on hard drugs.

1475
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,439
Speaker 3: I'd recommend maybe she needs help, So maybe Billie Eilish

1476
01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 3: concert or rehab. Okay, so maybe or that could be

1477
01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 3: the explore you're saying, Hey, get in the car, we're

1478
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:05,799
Speaker 3: going to Billy. Billy just kidding to rehab in Arkansas

1479
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:09,680
Speaker 3: and they do water rafting. Yeah, of course that's I

1480
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:11,640
Speaker 3: feel like that is a rehab experience. I think so

1481
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,840
Speaker 3: for teens, that's something that would help them get off drugs. Yeah, Okay,

1482
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 3: well I don't know. I think we've been mostly helpful.

1483
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,519
Speaker 3: Good work here. I me, you're welcome.

1484
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:25,080
Speaker 4: If all else fails, buy a gift card, which I

1485
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 4: think have been kind of unfairly maligned, and I like

1486
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 4: getting it.

1487
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:30,720
Speaker 3: I don't mind a gift card at all.

1488
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:32,559
Speaker 4: I value them more than money.

1489
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:33,840
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.

1490
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:35,840
Speaker 4: You'll give you a gift card, It's going to be

1491
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 4: probably a year before I actually use it because I'm

1492
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,000
Speaker 4: thinking about what I should buy with them, because you

1493
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:40,800
Speaker 4: have to make it count.

1494
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Now, if you get a gift card, let's say

1495
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,639
Speaker 3: you get a twenty five dollars gift card to the Gap,

1496
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 3: the Gap your favorite. What would you then consider a

1497
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,719
Speaker 3: more expensive T shirt at the Gap?

1498
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 4: I mean I can tell you right now, no, because

1499
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:58,160
Speaker 4: the Gap makes box A T shirts. Oh I would

1500
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:01,720
Speaker 4: at the Gap. I would get socks, yes, a belt.

1501
01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:07,120
Speaker 3: That's right, a belt maybe like a beanie yes, but

1502
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 3: they don't think I've ever seen you at a beanie. Well,

1503
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 3: no one ever will the Gap.

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01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:15,200
Speaker 4: If again, if you're listening corporations, uh the Gap, you

1505
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 4: need to narrow the T shirts down a little bit.

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01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 3: It's a little like who is this for? I know,

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01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 3: I don't know.

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01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:24,360
Speaker 4: It's the old Navy curse of just like this is

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01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 4: built for someone who is a rectangle or something.

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01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,960
Speaker 3: And listen, no offense to the people out there who

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01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 3: are shaped like rectangles.

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01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:34,880
Speaker 4: Of course, there's I'm not trying a body shame. There's

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01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 4: a literal rectangle. Actually, seek surgery.

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01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:41,560
Speaker 3: I would just I would counsel you to know that

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01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 3: you are loved despite what this maniac across.

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01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:48,559
Speaker 4: If I ever come across a rectangle shaped person, there's

1517
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 4: going to be hell to pay.

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01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 3: I'm going to give him a hug. I don't I'll

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01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,679
Speaker 3: be able to reach around before you do. Okay, because

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01:12:54,880 --> 01:13:00,600
Speaker 3: these rectangle freaks are out there. You are You know

1521
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:05,439
Speaker 3: who's canceled? Now you come on you, I'll cancel myself,

1522
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 3: all right, is canceled? Matt Bridge, God bless, God bless.

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01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:13,360
Speaker 3: I'm in your T shirt. I'm so cozy, an absolute honor.

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01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:14,920
Speaker 3: I forgot that you are wearing the tea.

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01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, of course I'm doing it very naturally.

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01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:18,839
Speaker 3: On your first podcast.

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01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 4: People are thinking about my body in all kinds of

1528
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,840
Speaker 4: ways on this podcast, and that's fine.

1529
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I think that's the end of the show.

1530
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 3: I'm honored to be here.

1531
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 4: Bridge, I said no gifts. You brought a gift and

1532
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,080
Speaker 4: we ended up talking about it and so much more.

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01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 3: This is how life goes all right, Well, I hope

1534
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:37,559
Speaker 3: you have.

1535
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,519
Speaker 4: A nice rest of your washing the dishes. If you've

1536
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,559
Speaker 4: been doing it for an hour and a half, yes,

1537
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 4: might have lost your mind.

1538
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 3: Put the dishes away right when it's done. You'll feel

1539
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 3: better about yourself. Okay, I've got to eat dinner. I

1540
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 3: am very I ate a Blueberr muffin before I came,

1541
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 3: but it's wear enough.

1542
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:54,679
Speaker 4: I had a taco all right, I said no gifts

1543
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 4: isn't exactly right production. It's engineered by Earth Angel Stephen

1544
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,160
Speaker 4: Ray Morris. The song is by miracle worker Amy Mann.

1545
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 4: You can follow the show on Instagram and Twitter.

1546
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,400
Speaker 3: At I said no gifts.

1547
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:09,719
Speaker 4: And if you have a question or need help getting

1548
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 4: a gift for someone in your life, email me at

1549
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:15,640
Speaker 4: I said no Gifts at gmail dot com. Listen and

1550
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 4: subscribe on Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you found me.

1551
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,840
Speaker 4: And why not leave a review while you're at it?

1552
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:30,960
Speaker 1: Hello? And why did you hear? Gonta made myself perfectly clear,

1553
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:37,479
Speaker 1: But you're a guest to me. You gotta come to

1554
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,240
Speaker 1: me empty and.

1555
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:47,880
Speaker 2: I said no guests, your presences, presents, and I already

1556
01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 2: too much stuff. So how do you dare disurbey me?