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Speaker 1: Mechanic tries to scam me by putting wasps in my car.

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Speaker 1: I expose him and he's humiliated.

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Speaker 2: Okayop, why wasp in the car? Man? Those are like

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Speaker 2: the freakin devils of the sky, That's what.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say. Like a very odd choice for

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Speaker 1: his Uh.

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Speaker 2: Also, where's he just finding these wasps? Too? Like? Like,

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Speaker 2: how is he picking these up and throwing them in

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Speaker 2: the cars?

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Speaker 1: Come on, hey, he's going to waspsar Us and you know,

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Speaker 1: buying himself a healthy load of wasps.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta keep your wasps on deck to trick

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Speaker 2: your customers.

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Speaker 1: Exactly. All right, let's dive into it. So, I, twenty

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Speaker 1: six female, do not look like I would know a

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Speaker 1: single thing about cars? Hey, OPI I bet you do

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Speaker 1: look like you know a thing or two about cars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we think you look like you know a thing.

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Speaker 2: Are duel about cars at least right.

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Speaker 1: I'm five three with long blonde hair and a very soft,

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Speaker 1: girly appearance and an eternal baby face that makes me

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Speaker 1: look fifteen to sixteen years old. I drive a rather

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Speaker 1: beat up looking two thousand and four avalon. My dad

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Speaker 1: and brother are both mechanics, not my profession. Personally, but

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Speaker 1: I've learned a thing or seven from them, and I'm

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Speaker 1: very comfortable working on cars. Okay, I'm only mentioning my

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Speaker 1: appearance because it's pretty common for mechanics to assume that

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Speaker 1: I'm an idiot about cars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the commic candidates can be kind of

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Speaker 2: shifty at point, kind of even. I didn't even get that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even get my own pun.

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Speaker 1: A while back. I was pretty overwhelmed with life and

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Speaker 1: I wasn't in a good space to do it, so

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Speaker 1: I took my car in to get my oil changed.

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Speaker 1: The place offered a free head to toe inspection for

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Speaker 1: any repairs that might need to be made. I knew

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Speaker 1: my car was fine. I had recently changed the air

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Speaker 1: filter and the brake pads. The rotors had maybe forty

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Speaker 1: thousand miles on them, and everything else was in great

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Speaker 1: in condition. Literally, I just didn't feel like changing my oil. Dope,

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Speaker 1: he just doesn't want to deal with it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a relevant note.

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Speaker 1: Before I went, I checked everything over myself. Also, I

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Speaker 1: usually call my dad I'm working on my car, so

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Speaker 1: we can chat to make sure everything's taken care of.

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Speaker 1: After they changed my oil, the guy came back with

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Speaker 1: the inspection results on a clipboard and was holding my

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Speaker 1: air filter. He gave this grave look on my face

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Speaker 1: like something was terribly wrong.

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Speaker 2: What's wrong, mister mechanic.

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Speaker 1: What happened? Mind you? This is a very busy place

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Speaker 1: and there were a lot of customers in the waiting room.

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Speaker 1: He told me that we needed to go over the

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Speaker 1: results because my car was about to be completely broken

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Speaker 1: down and was not safe to drive.

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Speaker 2: If it's on the brink of destruction, I guess.

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Speaker 1: It's about to dissolve before our very eyes.

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Speaker 2: Quick, quick, baby, A billion dollars so I can fix

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Speaker 2: your car.

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Speaker 1: If I don't screw this nut right now, everything will

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Speaker 1: explode red wire, he said if I didn't get several

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Speaker 1: repairs done asap, because if they were all shot, it

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Speaker 1: was gonna go to crap. Oh no, the repairs needed

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Speaker 1: new brake pads, new rotors, new calipers, replaced serpentine and

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Speaker 1: drive belt, new air filter, new compression on my AC

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Speaker 1: that doesn't work, and a couple more generic things.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, not the generic things. Man just threw the

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Speaker 2: laundry list at this poor girl.

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Speaker 1: He showed me my air filter that was filled with

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Speaker 1: dead grass, a dead wasp, some dirt and hair.

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Speaker 2: Bruh, that's what I was like, Like, where do you

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Speaker 2: think she like? Like, she's like all right, like this

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Speaker 2: is ridiculous at this point, Like where do you think

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Speaker 2: I'm getting a dead wasp in my air filter? From?

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Speaker 2: Literally ridiculous, Opie says.

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Speaker 1: He he literally just scooped some crap off of the

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Speaker 1: shop floor and shoved it into my new air filter

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Speaker 1: to try to freak me out. The total damage about

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Speaker 1: fifteen hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Worth of work. Oh my god, he's really milkin. And also,

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Speaker 2: like OPI just replaced the air filter, so she knows that.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Uh, the guy

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Speaker 1: said it would be more expensive anywhere else, but he

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Speaker 1: was willing to give.

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Speaker 2: Me a deal. Oh a little proper discounts.

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Speaker 1: Wow, what a guy.

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: Just call it individual. So I immediately start buying time

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Speaker 1: by asking more basic questions that I knew he would

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Speaker 1: have to explain so I could nod at him all

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Speaker 1: wide eyed while I come up with a good way

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Speaker 1: to respond to what he was doing.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, mister mechanic, what ever happened to my car?

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Speaker 1: What does the serpentine bill do? Is it important? Etc?

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Speaker 1: I texted my dad, I'm calling in a sec.

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Speaker 2: Just play along.

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Speaker 3: I told the guy, ohmge, it's so scary. I can't

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Speaker 3: believe I was driving around like like that. Thank you

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Speaker 3: so much for caring about me. I don't have the money,

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Speaker 3: so let me call my dad.

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Speaker 2: Real quick and see if he can help.

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Speaker 1: I then proceeded to enhance my dramatic performance even more.

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Speaker 2: By working up a tear well. I called my dad, Wow,

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Speaker 2: you need an Oscar right now, and the.

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Speaker 1: Oscar for punking the car mechanic goes to category yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh be The guy is just standing there with me

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Speaker 1: in front of all his customers. I put my dad

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Speaker 1: on speakerphone and gave my dad this whole stop story

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Speaker 1: about how I need the money and again, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Can he helped me? He asked me what the repairs

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Speaker 1: were and how much, and I said I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but it sounded really bad.

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Speaker 3: He says that it's dangerous, Dad, and I can't be

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Speaker 3: without a car.

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Speaker 1: What am I gonna do it?

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Speaker 2: Guy?

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Speaker 1: Oh, hamming it up big time, winning a second Oscar

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Speaker 1: on this one. Then I asked the guy to tell

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Speaker 1: my dad what the repairs were. He rattles off and

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Speaker 1: my dad is playing his part perfectly. Oh wow, mm hmm, oh,

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Speaker 1: my goodness. Little did this scammer know he was the

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Speaker 1: one in danger.

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Speaker 2: Ah, he's about to get the old one. Two pulled

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Speaker 2: on him the.

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Speaker 1: One too, didn't he do? Baby? He hands the phone

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Speaker 1: back and I dropped the facade and start laughing really hard.

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Speaker 2: The evil laugh.

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Speaker 1: You fool, You've played right into my hands. How is

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Speaker 1: did I? Did I get the oscar for best Ville?

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Speaker 2: And Sam? Yeah? I was pretty good. That was pretty good.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm convinced. I'm voting you in for the Academy.

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Speaker 1: As soon as my dad hears me, he started cackling

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Speaker 1: on the phone, and I said, Daddy, did you hear this? Boat?

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Speaker 3: Crap?

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Speaker 2: Get this?

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Speaker 1: He brought me my new air filter I just put

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Speaker 1: in to show me how dirty it was. He literally

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Speaker 1: scooped dirt off the floor something and just rubbed it

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Speaker 1: all in there. Dad, Dad, and I continue to crack up.

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Speaker 1: The audience is in the waiting room also cracking up.

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Speaker 1: Scammy McCanny.

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Speaker 2: Great, Oh that's a name. Scanny mcan Scammy McCanny.

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Speaker 1: Scammy McKenny was beat red and at a complete loss

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Speaker 1: for words. Heads down and he just kept stuttering some

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Speaker 1: more nonsense.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: I handed him Yeah, I handed in my air filter

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Speaker 1: and told him to go vacuumate it out and to

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Speaker 1: make sure to let me see it before he put

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Speaker 1: it back in. I sat down and watched him put

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Speaker 1: it back once it was clean, and also watched him

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Speaker 1: pull my car out, just to make sure he didn't

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Speaker 1: do anything more horrible while I wasn't looking. I might

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Speaker 1: have taken it a bit far, but I really hate

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Speaker 1: when mechanics take advantage of people who don't know anything

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Speaker 1: about their cars. So this felt like a massive wind

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Speaker 1: to me.

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Speaker 2: You No, definitely like I feel like like this is

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Speaker 2: really good because now she's convinced his mechanic basically to

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Speaker 2: not like hoodwink people again for fear of him getting caught.

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Speaker 1: Exactly this is this. I think this is a perfectly acceptable.

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Speaker 2: Like phment. This is a public service.

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Speaker 1: Yes, op for president over here.

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Speaker 2: Op for president, OP for the oscar. That's right.

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Speaker 1: Big props of my dad for his performance and for

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Speaker 1: teaching me about cars.

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Speaker 2: There we go. That's how it's done, folks,