WEBVTT - Fri Post Show (03-25-22)

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby.

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess people say this when they get older,

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<v Speaker 1>but it just feels like this year is flying by,

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<v Speaker 1>like we're almost April and they could just happen, like

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<v Speaker 1>year just happened. It's definitely fine, is it? Because we're

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<v Speaker 1>getting older? But probably I don't get to leave the

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<v Speaker 1>house now this last year. I mean, the weather is

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<v Speaker 1>nice today, do you guys see that one day? It's

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<v Speaker 1>stupid though it was. It gets cold and I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>ready for it to to be warm. I hate cold weather.

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<v Speaker 1>Oldest conversation ever with our kids, Like I look at them,

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<v Speaker 1>they're they're old. Gosh, I know, how's your health? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the back's not that great, but we'll get through it.

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<v Speaker 1>Alabama student was left at the Nashville Zoo. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>saw that, it's a filter trip. What'd you say? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That that that they left without them, And I guess

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<v Speaker 1>people at the zoo had to, like the workers had

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<v Speaker 1>to just keep them in the office until they came

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<v Speaker 1>back to pick them up. That's crazy. An elementary student

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<v Speaker 1>on a filter from Alabama was left behind at the

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<v Speaker 1>zoo Nashville Zoos spokesperson Jim Bartwo. So the child was

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<v Speaker 1>at the zoo on Monday is a filter from Athens, Alabama.

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<v Speaker 1>The student became separated from the group, found a zoo

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<v Speaker 1>employee at the restaurant and say hey, I think they

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<v Speaker 1>left me. Then they started their lost child protocol. Security

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<v Speaker 1>was called, they took care of the kid to the

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<v Speaker 1>parents showed up. See the parents did a drive up

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<v Speaker 1>from Athens, Alabama. Yeah, so somebody's in trouble. The chaperones

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<v Speaker 1>or whoever's in charge of that. You could go, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the kid ran off. I don't know if he did

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<v Speaker 1>or not, But isn't it up to someone to do

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<v Speaker 1>a headcount and a list check to make sure everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>face and they're all here? Absolutely? How old was the kid, Eddie,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't either. I think they kept

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<v Speaker 1>that elementary school. I think I read, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly how old it's from w k R in.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be a nightmare if you're the mom is

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<v Speaker 1>Yad and you get a call, hey, your kids zoo. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, we sent him up. There was a permission Sepmember. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but no dyah. We get ten bucks for line. So

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<v Speaker 1>he's able to eat. No, no, no, man, they forgot him,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's still there, and we need you to drive up,

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<v Speaker 1>leave your job and go pick them up in Nashville.

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<v Speaker 1>Like at least there are some tickets at the Authry

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<v Speaker 1>or something to drive up. So saw that these identical

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<v Speaker 1>twin brothers each are receiving heart transplants, and it says

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<v Speaker 1>it is quite unique. Boy, that is so genetic. Huh

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<v Speaker 1>if both of them have this situation, identical twins, Donald

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<v Speaker 1>and Ronald, I love it. Yeah, have been through just

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<v Speaker 1>about everything together, including life saving heart transplants. The forty

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<v Speaker 1>eight year old twins from the Saint Louis area were

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<v Speaker 1>diagnosed some long heart word Donald in twenty eleven, Ronald

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<v Speaker 1>in fourteen, and so they both got their transplants, but

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<v Speaker 1>they were six months apart, but they both needed them

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<v Speaker 1>and got them same thing. Like that is genetics, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, pinpoint. I wonder what their dad had or

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<v Speaker 1>their grandfather. You can skip a generation obviously, you know

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<v Speaker 1>with us and at some point we're going to have family.

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<v Speaker 1>But Kaitlin has twins everywhere in her family, both sides, everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>all over and it's skipped right above her. So probably

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<v Speaker 1>not probable. I don't think it's ever probable that you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have twins, but it's definitely a possibility, more so

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<v Speaker 1>than just luck of the draw, like it is in

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<v Speaker 1>her family. Well, and that's what you want, Well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I want. If we can stop after Like, what

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<v Speaker 1>if it's triplets? Great? But whatever, Hey, all the same, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well you do as you train two of them, take

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<v Speaker 1>care of the other one. Yeah, but you train two

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<v Speaker 1>of the Still you find the two smartest ones and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, hey, you have a lot of theories. You

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<v Speaker 1>observe them and see which was as smart. As we

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of theories, I can't wait to try

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<v Speaker 1>them out. Experts say to check your email no more

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<v Speaker 1>than two times a day. Experts probably don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>good job or I don't have the pressure of having

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<v Speaker 1>to keep up a crap. Who these experts are sing batching,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what it is. It's time batching, Like you batch

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<v Speaker 1>your time of Like, yeah, I get it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have to be on my email more than twice a day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>most people do, especially if you have a job where

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<v Speaker 1>you have to pivot mid day or pivot Hey, we

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<v Speaker 1>need this done in the next hour or school was

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<v Speaker 1>like anyway, you cop over to your studio in your

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<v Speaker 1>house and record this. But they say, if you're checking

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<v Speaker 1>your email more than two times a day, you are

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<v Speaker 1>eliminating productivity and efficiency. I mean, I guess if you

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<v Speaker 1>live in your email and you're just dicking around with

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<v Speaker 1>your friends, send forwards and it's not even a thing,

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<v Speaker 1>not even a thing, an it still sends forwards. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>the four funniest Michael Jackson jokes, and like top ten.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right. They found that people who open

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<v Speaker 1>their email longer ways. Yes, yes, but if you're using

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<v Speaker 1>your email like you should just to check. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>stay in mind, but I will look and see. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is from already the first little line

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<v Speaker 1>of the email, and I won't get to all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I'm always checking it to see, I look

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<v Speaker 1>in my hand. I still have notes written on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've showered twice. That's from a couple of days ago,

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<v Speaker 1>two nights ago to opera, when I was doing some

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<v Speaker 1>new jokes. I wrote them all down on my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what happened, not the whole joke, but I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote down what I title each jokes. I can remember them,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I got out there A mouth was so dry,

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<v Speaker 1>which it is again this morning. And then I thought

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<v Speaker 1>to myself, I don't know my order of jokes, and

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot i'd written it on my hand. So I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote it on my hand to not forget the jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I had forgotten I had written in my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what else I can do. At one point,

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<v Speaker 1>did you remember it was on your hands? When I

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<v Speaker 1>finished the set and walked back into the Opry dressing room,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, it's on my hand,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole set. Yeah, And then I looked at the jokes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I looked at I have video of the whole performance,

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<v Speaker 1>because if I can't like to video it, especially in

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<v Speaker 1>new jokes, to find little ways I can make them funnier.

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<v Speaker 1>And I pretty much was right on. Oh good, missed

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<v Speaker 1>a cup out of order, didn't get to one, but

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<v Speaker 1>it did pretty good. But yeah, I forgot it was

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<v Speaker 1>even written in my hand. So but it's still there.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night, there's basketball game. They're a bunch of basketball games.

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<v Speaker 1>There was three. Actually a crazy night for upsets in general.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll talk about my game in a second, but Arizona

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<v Speaker 1>lost there were number one seed, which is crazy. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess the other one wasn't so much of an upset,

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<v Speaker 1>but for a while, Duke was an underdog in that game.

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<v Speaker 1>But Duke beat Texas Tech. And then we beat Gonzaga,

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<v Speaker 1>which was the biggest upset because Gonzaga was the number

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<v Speaker 1>one team overall and nobody expected us to win and

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<v Speaker 1>we had a crazy point spread, and so I bet

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<v Speaker 1>it many times. But people like Eddie was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you got this Midwest to the first half. Stop texting

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<v Speaker 1>me that I don't need. I was very careful on

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<v Speaker 1>like when to text, because all I wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>was be the first person to congratulate him because I knew.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was getting so close and I have

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<v Speaker 1>the text ready, and I'm like, I just don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to do right. But I ask myself, like, when is

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<v Speaker 1>that moment when it's sure, because I know that if

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<v Speaker 1>I text prematurely and they lose, He's gonna blame it

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<v Speaker 1>all on me. Always find a way to blame Caitlin

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<v Speaker 1>for losses. It's just amazing. I can always find a way.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night, we're sitting there. She didn't watch most of

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<v Speaker 1>the game because I am I'm pacing back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time. I'm rubbing my hands during commercial breaks,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm signing these book cards for my kid's book because

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<v Speaker 1>I have like twenty one thousand of them to sign,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm always trying to find places to sign them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just on on so much energy, nervous energy. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't just can't escape my body fast enough. And so

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<v Speaker 1>she walks in. She's like, oh, wow, there was like

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<v Speaker 1>a fourteen seconds left of the game. I think we're

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<v Speaker 1>up five or something like that. She's like, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>got this unless they make some crazy three pointer. Dude

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<v Speaker 1>comes down but makes like a falling back. She goes, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like that that's what I was said, I said, I said, See,

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, I did not just lose this game. I

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<v Speaker 1>had no effect on this, so luckily. But if that

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<v Speaker 1>was a crazy shot, though, it's crazy he was falling

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<v Speaker 1>two guys on them is a whole thing. Um. There

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<v Speaker 1>are a few times in my life where I've gotten

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<v Speaker 1>so many text messages. When I announced our engagement, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like so many text messages you can't scroll and get

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<v Speaker 1>back to everybody. Um, when he Dancing with the Stars,

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<v Speaker 1>it was crazy. Last night one of the top ones,

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<v Speaker 1>because everybody just knows how important it is to me

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<v Speaker 1>just in general. And it was such a surprise to people.

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<v Speaker 1>We made it at the same spot last year, but

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't beat a number one team to get there.

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<v Speaker 1>And so this is of Derek's doesn't text. He he he

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<v Speaker 1>just sends videos of him doing things. Here's Derek Spentley

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<v Speaker 1>texting me after the game last night. How about them?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know what I'll call us, but how

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<v Speaker 1>about them hogs? He snorts, like a hog? What is

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<v Speaker 1>the proper call? I mean, we do that's the call.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a call, but not there. It's a whole

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<v Speaker 1>long thing like whoopig sue. Yeah. Um, but no, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't go whoop pick sue. You can go whoo pig,

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<v Speaker 1>or you can go how about them hogs? We don't

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<v Speaker 1>mostly we don't know. We never he don't do that. Yeah. No.

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<v Speaker 1>Most time you'll see somebody, it's like you gotta raised

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<v Speaker 1>back on the true and maybe you'll go like whoopig.

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<v Speaker 1>People from Oklahoma go boomer sooner. They do the Caitlin

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. They'll just go boomer and she go sooner.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll just keep walking. It's weird it is unless you're

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<v Speaker 1>in it. No, I get I'm saying observing it from

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<v Speaker 1>the outside would be like hook them. No, they say

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<v Speaker 1>Texas fight. I think hook them is eddie. I grew

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<v Speaker 1>up in Austin. No I know, but I think if

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<v Speaker 1>you see someone out, you say hook them. More they

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<v Speaker 1>say Texas man. I'll never forget when I actually have

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<v Speaker 1>never had to be like a Texas fight but also

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<v Speaker 1>a Texas and m Like people might be like A

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<v Speaker 1>giggle them and you're like whoop okay, but I'm My

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<v Speaker 1>point of the Texas fight is if you're walking to

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<v Speaker 1>the mall and somebody goes Texas and be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where I'm from. It doesn't it doesn't see Texas. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I just went to that game, what's it called the

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<v Speaker 1>red River shoot Out or whatever rivalry. Yeah, I went

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<v Speaker 1>to that and the entire time all you hear is

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<v Speaker 1>Boomer Sooner Texas fight, like the whole time. So that

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<v Speaker 1>at the game with cheers, that's like whoo right, that's that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would say hook them, walk around say hook them, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what about A and M gig him? Yes, gig M

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<v Speaker 1>and then whoop yeah, both the partial gig um, gig um, right, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>U gig him like they'd say, gig um, gig him?

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<v Speaker 1>You might or you might just be like, yeah, whoo

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<v Speaker 1>whoo and gig him to me again. I was a

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<v Speaker 1>two percent or a Texas A and M. But I mean, shoot,

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<v Speaker 1>even a howdy might count. Everyone says howdy on campus

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<v Speaker 1>when you're there, and I think if you're older again,

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<v Speaker 1>I just think walking around them all now, somebody goes,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you go? How do you find? It's always

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<v Speaker 1>the mall scenario if you're wearing something A and M

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<v Speaker 1>and someone says, who, yeah, you'd like the thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't fall say to like one last night

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<v Speaker 1>because that's just yeah. And then I got it. I

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<v Speaker 1>was on Twitter, same thing with Eddie, texting me, were

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<v Speaker 1>you doing on Twitter? Man? Well? You want I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a sucket in there somewhere. Yeah. I was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>is happening right now? Happened a lot? Actually, Um. I

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<v Speaker 1>was telling people I was just tweeting during the game,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wasn't out of control, but I like to

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<v Speaker 1>make a couple comments, like five four or five tweets

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<v Speaker 1>the whole game, and then at the end I was

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<v Speaker 1>just tired of people constantly dragging us for one reason

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<v Speaker 1>or the other, all the national media, even the CBS announcers.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a mit CBS announcers, Oh, I saw, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw it. I saw it, even replays showing replays of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like why are you even showing that? So I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote in the heat of the moment, Gonzaga saw like

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<v Speaker 1>baby poop, Suck at national media, suck at CBS announcers,

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<v Speaker 1>Arkansas vers everybody in the whole world. And then that's all.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I put a picture of my bracket up,

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<v Speaker 1>which is still perfect. There's not one single miss on

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<v Speaker 1>this bracket, idiot, there's not one single miss on the technically,

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<v Speaker 1>and then why technically? Because he only filled out Arkansas.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt a championships only one. He left all of

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<v Speaker 1>them blank except Arkansas. Oh, that's how you have a

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<v Speaker 1>perfect bracket. I was so confused, like, wow, he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be the only one in the world. I haven't I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't missed a single game. I just did Arkansas all

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<v Speaker 1>the way through. Okay, um, and so technical. Somebody named

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<v Speaker 1>Keith Ramsey tweets me and says, wait, oh, mister ram

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. You want a game tonight, but you

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<v Speaker 1>lost a loyal listener to your morning show. I've already

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<v Speaker 1>changed the channel for the morning. I mean that would

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<v Speaker 1>be you, though. I hope you're happy with all the

0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:26.800
<v Speaker 1>people you ticked off. And no, I'm not again Zaga fan,

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do? No idea? I wrote LLL and

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<v Speaker 1>put a hog picture nice. I get to be me

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<v Speaker 1>on Twitter. I don't give a crap. I just get

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<v Speaker 1>to be unapologetically me and not. I don't come on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio show and just talk about Arkansas sports all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Because this is the show. That's not that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what people come here for. On this we

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<v Speaker 1>do whatever we want the pot show, who gives a crap?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do betting odds for an hour, which we have before. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>low us rated whatever, but you know what, we had

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<v Speaker 1>fun doing it. But I wrote last night late, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I was all out of control earlier. But how long?

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<v Speaker 1>How long after hours? Okay? Um, I said, Hey, has

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of control earlier. But I don't apologize, but

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<v Speaker 1>I will refrain from hyper emotional tweets from here out.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to play Sunday Whoop pig? And that

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<v Speaker 1>was it. I don't understand the you guys against the

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<v Speaker 1>whole world though, like, who is the whole world against

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<v Speaker 1>you guys? And they're not. Though they are, That's what

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<v Speaker 1>Kaylin says to me. They're not. She's like, the whole

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<v Speaker 1>world on against you, man, you really are they are?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even know the whole world. I've been in it.

0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:28.600
<v Speaker 1>I've lived in this world, the whole world. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's me against the world. She's like, man, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>They're actually, you know, a lot of support. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of support. She'll start listing them one by one

0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:39.200
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, except for them, Astric. She's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not, and she's you know that. The first time

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<v Speaker 1>I ever got to play the Grand Old opry Um,

0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Sally Williams was running the opery and so close to

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<v Speaker 1>Sally to this day she works in a different part

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<v Speaker 1>of the industry now, but no one up until Sally

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<v Speaker 1>would let me be on the opery stage. They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>and so many times a lot of people were like,

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<v Speaker 1>he can't do it. Hold It felt like everybody was

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<v Speaker 1>holding me back. And I was telling Caitlin the story

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, is that true? And I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't believe it. Everybody always like, don't let him,

0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.080
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't deserve to be on the opera stage. And

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to Sally and she was like, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought it'd be good, so we put him on

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<v Speaker 1>No One against you, Like it just really hadn't come

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<v Speaker 1>up to me. I thought, yeah, it's pretty funny that

0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:25.120
<v Speaker 1>you hadn't built all that in your head. And she

0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:27.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, see what you do And I was like, no,

0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:28.920
<v Speaker 1>I had to walk up up hill both ways to

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<v Speaker 1>get the dopper. Yeah, and I think I just do

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<v Speaker 1>it naturally. I think it's have a natural, lifelong chip

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<v Speaker 1>on my shoulder. It was set there through some trauma

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<v Speaker 1>early on, and I just will not release it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we got your back, man, thank you, because the whole

0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:45.120
<v Speaker 1>world's against me, even honestly, my whole house was cheering

0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.720
<v Speaker 1>for the Arkansas Razorbacks. I mean it was crazy. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you have us now with you. Thank you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>my asterix. So when will you release it? Though never

0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I've released some of it. I'm definitely way healthier with it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I I do feel like I'm constantly at the

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<v Speaker 1>center of either attack or the center of people's plans

0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.800
<v Speaker 1>to attack. Yeah, I just feel like, you're aware of

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<v Speaker 1>it now, so you can welcome it and acknowledge it

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<v Speaker 1>and release it. Yeah, let's go. I don't even let

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<v Speaker 1>that motivate me as as the most thing any But

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<v Speaker 1>what motivates me now is to prove people right that

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<v Speaker 1>believed in me, more so than prove people wrong that don't.

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<v Speaker 1>And that turned for me when I got the million

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<v Speaker 1>dollars fine at the SEC, I was like, I was

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<v Speaker 1>just embarrassed. Find a million bucks. And I was like, ah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>there are people that invested a lot of time and

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<v Speaker 1>money and radio real estate in me, put me all

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<v Speaker 1>these places and here I go and get find a

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars. And so once that happened and we got

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<v Speaker 1>through it, I was like, you know what kind of

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<v Speaker 1>I just need to prove the people right now that

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<v Speaker 1>took big chances on me. So although I still like

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<v Speaker 1>to see the people that and even today there's still

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<v Speaker 1>those a lot of haters, I like siam suffer, but

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<v Speaker 1>mostly I like to see the people that believed. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel good about it, and then I like to believe

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<v Speaker 1>in others in the same way. But I still like

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<v Speaker 1>to sim suffer. I do, and some days are better

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<v Speaker 1>than others. And some days I am. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>holding like a seven year grudge against one person. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I got a new grudge I'm not telling you,

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<v Speaker 1>And I got a new seven years. Oh I've really

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<v Speaker 1>done wrong, and I got a new grudge against Not

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<v Speaker 1>a grudge, I'm talking about a full scale, one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>percent drip drop slow drip. I think you know where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going with this. You know, my favorite is the

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<v Speaker 1>slow drip, well seven years, pretty slow slow drip revenge

0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:55.600
<v Speaker 1>that you're slowly getting. Oh, there's a new one, and

0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:59.280
<v Speaker 1>it's going to slow drip what they have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>It's happening for how many years he's dunk was done

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<v Speaker 1>so dirty? How many years? I don't know. And most

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<v Speaker 1>of them might get over. But when you go real dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna jep drop you for a boot, real dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know you know, Amy, Well, you mean the

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<v Speaker 1>current one or the seven year one? The current one?

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's I don't even know either one. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you do, look at mine, you do, But I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like the seven year ones. I'm stumped on um all

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<v Speaker 1>of it. You just yeah, I'm health, I'm good. I

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<v Speaker 1>only have two I used to like ninety you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we still have to take a class for your million

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<v Speaker 1>dollar fine. YEA. Every year I get text from all

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<v Speaker 1>my friends than the radio, going, hey, we're taking the

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby test. I have taken the Bobby test. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to take a test, the Boby test again. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to take a test that I made everybody take and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like and then I fail it. You get all

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<v Speaker 1>the answers wrong. Scientists have printed three D human testicle

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<v Speaker 1>um cells that actually work in human testicles. What does

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<v Speaker 1>that mean, like testicular cells. Well, if you have testicles,

0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:12.639
<v Speaker 1>what do they have? Well, falls exactly, seals. Researchers have

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<v Speaker 1>prevented three D printed human testicular cells that might be

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<v Speaker 1>able to produce sperm. Like that's the whole point of them.

0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Like if you lose them, or your accident or Lance Armstrong, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you had to lose one cancer. So in infertility in general,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean really it's infertility in general for different things.

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<v Speaker 1>But they think that they can help with this by

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<v Speaker 1>posing these cells. That's from the Journal Star. If you

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<v Speaker 1>care about that, probably add on too if you want

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder four. I don't think they make new nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>It's testicular cells. You think they're doing balls. Stop doing

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<v Speaker 1>the circus. That's a lot sometimes though, I can't find

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<v Speaker 1>one of them. Stop, I don't What do you talk about?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't find Okay, I can't find one. Yeah, where

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<v Speaker 1>is it? One? Like ninjas can like stick talk about this,

0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:09.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about ninjas. Ninjas can hide their vulnerability cause

0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:10.320
<v Speaker 1>they get into a fight. They don't want to get

0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:12.359
<v Speaker 1>punched in them in the nuts because that will that

0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:14.880
<v Speaker 1>will knock them down. So they can take their genitals

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<v Speaker 1>and put it in their stump, push it up in

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<v Speaker 1>their stomach. Cool. Really cool. I've never tried that. I

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<v Speaker 1>probably won't try that. I've signed us all that for

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<v Speaker 1>ninja class next week as our group bonding the name

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted? Uh what it's the post show. We go

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<v Speaker 1>places that no man has ever gone before. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I still have to sit here in between it.

0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Do meean you too? Talking about your well you talk

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<v Speaker 1>about your period. We were lit, yes, true, we can

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<v Speaker 1>do that. And we were literally talking about testicular cells. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I said something and then you said sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. That was weird. But it's okay though all

0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:57.639
<v Speaker 1>the time. But that was a little weird. Absolutely okay,

0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:01.240
<v Speaker 1>it's okay. I mean how it happens a lot of guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell Tenpenny is on the Bobbycast this week. It was

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<v Speaker 1>really great him over for an hour yesterday. We tried

0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:10.440
<v Speaker 1>to find a time and they kept getting bumped and

0:20:10.480 --> 0:20:12.679
<v Speaker 1>he had to go fly down to have He had

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<v Speaker 1>to go fly to have dinner and then fly right

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<v Speaker 1>back with somebody in Dallas like a radio person. Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we talked about that, and you know, he's

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<v Speaker 1>engaged to an artist and you would know him from

0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:29.320
<v Speaker 1>this song here that's drunk me go ahead copy hangover

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<v Speaker 1>like you. And then we talked about his ACM performance

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<v Speaker 1>and he got the flu right before I had to

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<v Speaker 1>get like all shot up to go on stage. There

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<v Speaker 1>you go. I was trying to impress Chris Young and

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<v Speaker 1>when we wrote it, and so I sung it way

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<v Speaker 1>too high. And then so now it's a challenge. And

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<v Speaker 1>I had the flu at the ACMs, not COVID, I

0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:49.720
<v Speaker 1>had the flu, and so I had to get a

0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:51.840
<v Speaker 1>steroid shot I had to get I was so scared

0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:53.240
<v Speaker 1>that I wasn't gonna be able to hit the note.

0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:55.560
<v Speaker 1>The adrenaline kicked in. It was fun, you know, as

0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:58.000
<v Speaker 1>my first ACM performance ever, and so we just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like you do, you turn it on, you figured

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<v Speaker 1>out and then you kind of black out and then

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<v Speaker 1>it's over. But I was so nervous all day man,

0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:04.800
<v Speaker 1>to be honest, what he really was a lot of fun.

0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:07.359
<v Speaker 1>Mitchell tenpennies on the bobycast today. If it's not up

0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:09.320
<v Speaker 1>right now, to go up as soon as we're done here,

0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:12.040
<v Speaker 1>because my cast to push a button. It is up now.

0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:14.800
<v Speaker 1>He just pushed a button. You heard it right there there.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. So male birth control? Is it like a

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<v Speaker 1>pill you take? Well? So the yes, it is actually

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<v Speaker 1>a pill. The male birth control pill for men is

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<v Speaker 1>expected to start human trials this year. So right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think any of us would try it because

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<v Speaker 1>at the stages of our life that we are. Yeah, ed,

0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:38.560
<v Speaker 1>he's got kids, but they probably have people your age. Um. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>my question is, at any point in your life would

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<v Speaker 1>you have tried this? Hey, we have a trial for

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<v Speaker 1>the dude birth control pill. Would you do it? Eddie?

0:21:47.359 --> 0:21:48.840
<v Speaker 1>At any point in your life would you have tried to?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I wouldn't be the first one to try it,

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<v Speaker 1>but if it's women trials, Eddie, it's I'm not. I'm

0:21:54.800 --> 0:21:58.040
<v Speaker 1>not big on trials of anything. Um, so I'd say no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. What about to do a deal for servative

0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:01.680
<v Speaker 1>way if you're telling me you don't do a free

0:22:01.720 --> 0:22:05.879
<v Speaker 1>trial from Netflix or Hulu and get a very different

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about this one, the first male birth control pill.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you do it? Um? I probably yes, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think. I wouldn't be against the trial part of it.

0:22:17.680 --> 0:22:19.760
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be against the pill. I think, oh that's great,

0:22:20.560 --> 0:22:23.159
<v Speaker 1>but I wouldn't need it. Girls didn't want to touch me. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. But what if the trial ended in

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<v Speaker 1>the result. I'm not gonna take a pill to swackon bangs. No,

0:22:29.280 --> 0:22:32.560
<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no, no, no. The trial is oh it failed, Bobby.

0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Now you have a kid. Sorry, like it was a test,

0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:40.040
<v Speaker 1>the test, you're the test work if I'm the place

0:22:40.240 --> 0:22:41.920
<v Speaker 1>and so now you have a little Bobby. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>what's your question? Would you still do that? That's the risk? Okay,

0:22:45.359 --> 0:22:50.159
<v Speaker 1>but women have to take birth control of the time. Person. No, No,

0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:52.359
<v Speaker 1>you're making up a scenario. They're not placebo in people,

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<v Speaker 1>not place I'm saying, like you you try it, it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work. You have baby, Bobby, they're trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>the concoction just right, and yours, well, well we failed.

0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:05.800
<v Speaker 1>You got the concoctions like okay, but I wouldn't have

0:23:05.840 --> 0:23:09.880
<v Speaker 1>because I wasn't okay. But hypothetically speak, you would be like, well,

0:23:09.920 --> 0:23:12.160
<v Speaker 1>I kind of want my So every time a woman

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<v Speaker 1>takes a different birth control, it's trial and arrow because

0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:17.280
<v Speaker 1>everybody's body is so different. Like the first time I

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<v Speaker 1>gone on it, I was like twenty six is documented

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<v Speaker 1>live on the air, because I had never taken it before,

0:23:24.480 --> 0:23:26.199
<v Speaker 1>and it's like right after I got married, and I

0:23:26.280 --> 0:23:30.959
<v Speaker 1>was a crazy person, very it was tough. I was not,

0:23:31.040 --> 0:23:33.800
<v Speaker 1>and and other people that took it the same kind

0:23:33.960 --> 0:23:37.040
<v Speaker 1>they were fine. I took that kind and I was crazy,

0:23:37.119 --> 0:23:40.880
<v Speaker 1>so I stopped taking it. Weird. Everybody's body is different exactly,

0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:43.600
<v Speaker 1>but women have to trial and narrow it all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're saying we should do it. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not trialing it. You didn't have to do a trial

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<v Speaker 1>of the original birth control. But I mean, I feel

0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:51.320
<v Speaker 1>like it is, but okay, you can feel like it,

0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:56.440
<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't. I understand different ones till I found

0:23:56.480 --> 0:23:58.840
<v Speaker 1>the one that worked for me. Different ones that already

0:23:59.080 --> 0:24:01.639
<v Speaker 1>work and don't. And then then I was like, forget

0:24:01.680 --> 0:24:03.359
<v Speaker 1>that I've been proven to work with other humans. This

0:24:03.359 --> 0:24:07.639
<v Speaker 1>isn't prove anything was already approved. Yes, yeah, except for

0:24:07.840 --> 0:24:10.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who knows, No, we do, we know

0:24:10.760 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 1>they weren't giving you don't know who knows the hormones,

0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:20.320
<v Speaker 1>and all these years from now what it might be causing.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you a question. What is I saw

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about Bad Vegan? Is that a restaurant? So

0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:31.679
<v Speaker 1>it's a documentary on Netflix about a woman that had

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<v Speaker 1>a vegan restaurant in New York City and she ended

0:24:36.119 --> 0:24:40.640
<v Speaker 1>up like so she had she was I think, like

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<v Speaker 1>featured in you know, Gwyneth Paltrow's magazine, like different things,

0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:49.440
<v Speaker 1>like a lot of Goop, Yeah, Goop, all like famous

0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:51.800
<v Speaker 1>people started to gravitate to the restaurant because it was

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<v Speaker 1>like the best place to get vegan food in New

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<v Speaker 1>York and like Alec Baldwin frequented there. She kind of

0:24:59.480 --> 0:25:02.800
<v Speaker 1>struck up relationship with him. But then it's actually he

0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:06.959
<v Speaker 1>met his current wife at her restaurant. Then they got married.

0:25:07.200 --> 0:25:10.720
<v Speaker 1>But because she had befriended Alec Baldwin and she followed

0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:13.560
<v Speaker 1>him on Twitter, she kind of noticed this other guy

0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:15.800
<v Speaker 1>that would tweet Alec a lot, and she thought they

0:25:15.800 --> 0:25:18.960
<v Speaker 1>were friends, and then they all started tweeting, and then

0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:22.879
<v Speaker 1>she started dating him and he ended up brainwashing her.

0:25:23.440 --> 0:25:27.400
<v Speaker 1>And I'm a little I'm very lost. Yeah, well, don't

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<v Speaker 1>be It's okay. I'm just saying if poor Alec Baldwin,

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<v Speaker 1>like he probably doesn't even want to be a part

0:25:34.600 --> 0:25:36.840
<v Speaker 1>of this narrative because he did nothing wrong, but he's

0:25:36.920 --> 0:25:39.840
<v Speaker 1>in this documentary or mentioned in it. And it's kind

0:25:39.840 --> 0:25:42.160
<v Speaker 1>of like, if you think about it, if Alec Baldwin

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:44.200
<v Speaker 1>had never eaten at that restaurant, she would have never

0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:46.479
<v Speaker 1>met this guy, and then her life would have been ruined.

0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:50.720
<v Speaker 1>She went to jail, like she ended up because of

0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:55.600
<v Speaker 1>the brainwashing. If you believe her, she like got money

0:25:55.800 --> 0:25:58.880
<v Speaker 1>from people and he took money from her and other

0:25:58.920 --> 0:26:01.320
<v Speaker 1>people close in her life. And then she said that

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<v Speaker 1>thing again for me, wunch apart. What will you tell

0:26:03.600 --> 0:26:06.959
<v Speaker 1>me to get caught up again? Because I lost minds?

0:26:07.280 --> 0:26:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Don't be lost? Oh brainwashing? There you go. Yeah, audience

0:26:10.640 --> 0:26:14.160
<v Speaker 1>scoring Rotten Tomatoes twenty six percent. That's oh wow. I'm

0:26:14.160 --> 0:26:16.160
<v Speaker 1>not saying invest your time in it. I just felt

0:26:16.160 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 1>bad for Alec Baldwin. Well, this is the third Scammer

0:26:19.440 --> 0:26:21.840
<v Speaker 1>show out now, Like I think people might be over

0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:23.760
<v Speaker 1>the whole scam story. I think they're right into it

0:26:23.840 --> 0:26:27.399
<v Speaker 1>right now. Do you think I think? Listen, Honestly, me

0:26:27.480 --> 0:26:29.640
<v Speaker 1>repeating it, it's probably a little hard for me to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Work with the Jim Gaffigan joke this morning, good one. Huh.

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:35.320
<v Speaker 1>You can't tell you heard it though? Was it better

0:26:35.560 --> 0:26:41.120
<v Speaker 1>when we play? Yes? When we Morgan? Are you there? Yeah,

0:26:41.119 --> 0:26:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm here? Sorry, Amy, do you want to finish on this?

0:26:43.119 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna well, I was just gonna say I

0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:46.320
<v Speaker 1>didn't watch the whole thing. Oh my god, we just

0:26:46.320 --> 0:26:49.240
<v Speaker 1>did that and you okay, but I watched. No, feel

0:26:49.280 --> 0:26:52.480
<v Speaker 1>like we just watched me. And I give that a

0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:57.320
<v Speaker 1>twenty six percent on that story. I read about the story.

0:26:57.359 --> 0:27:01.600
<v Speaker 1>I write about it. Morgan, Yes, cool. Eddie was trying

0:27:01.600 --> 0:27:04.480
<v Speaker 1>to tell you the joke as well, the Jim Gaffin joke. Yeah,

0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:06.439
<v Speaker 1>he was sitting in there like trying to recap it.

0:27:06.480 --> 0:27:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Eddie, this joke isn't funny at all.

0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:10.800
<v Speaker 1>And then we played the actual like Jim Gaffigan joke.

0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, that's hilarious and Eddie didn't even

0:27:13.000 --> 0:27:16.520
<v Speaker 1>tell it remotely correct because he sounds funny, like he

0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:19.000
<v Speaker 1>just talks and he sounds funny. But you can do impressions,

0:27:19.000 --> 0:27:21.000
<v Speaker 1>so why not. I didn't want to do it like him.

0:27:21.040 --> 0:27:23.480
<v Speaker 1>It was just the premise of the joke because I

0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 1>feel like and Lunchbox was with me too. He we

0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:28.960
<v Speaker 1>feel that humor because I think our wives do the

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:31.200
<v Speaker 1>exact same thing, like you're going to the bathroom again,

0:27:32.040 --> 0:27:35.719
<v Speaker 1>where are you going the bathroom? Why? Like that's funny,

0:27:35.760 --> 0:27:37.959
<v Speaker 1>And that's all I was saying. I wasn't trying to

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:41.919
<v Speaker 1>retell the joke the way Jim did. My wife is

0:27:41.920 --> 0:27:44.840
<v Speaker 1>a bit different because I have such stomach issues. She

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:46.840
<v Speaker 1>gives me, she cheers for me, take a pepper. ALI

0:27:46.880 --> 0:27:48.560
<v Speaker 1>want to go to the bathroom. It's like all right,

0:27:48.560 --> 0:27:50.760
<v Speaker 1>but it's a win. It's like it's like, all right,

0:27:50.760 --> 0:27:52.240
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna do good. You're gonna do good. You're gonna

0:27:52.240 --> 0:27:53.520
<v Speaker 1>go in there, you're gonna give it your all, and

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:56.479
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna come out and I'm fired up. I'll run

0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:57.560
<v Speaker 1>through a wall. I was like, coach, give me the

0:27:57.600 --> 0:27:59.199
<v Speaker 1>pep talk from going into the game. It's like, you

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:01.560
<v Speaker 1>got this. You go into the bathroom, and you do

0:28:01.600 --> 0:28:03.480
<v Speaker 1>what you do and i'll see you in about an hour.

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, all right, it's your phone charge. She's checking

0:28:06.200 --> 0:28:08.359
<v Speaker 1>out me too. Okay, you got your phone charged? Yeah

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:11.320
<v Speaker 1>yeah I do. Okay, good, Um there's toilet paper, yeah okay, good,

0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>all right, So what's the goal? Okay, you can do. Yeah,

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:19.560
<v Speaker 1>you got this. It's a little different, yeah, a little different,

0:28:19.800 --> 0:28:21.760
<v Speaker 1>but that's just because you know, what I have to

0:28:21.800 --> 0:28:26.640
<v Speaker 1>eat now, not half recommended to eat now because she's

0:28:26.720 --> 0:28:28.600
<v Speaker 1>stare teaching about where she she'll put them in front

0:28:28.640 --> 0:28:32.560
<v Speaker 1>of me is prunes because she knows I'm eleven and

0:28:32.640 --> 0:28:34.760
<v Speaker 1>I was eleven years old. Yeah yeah, and I'm eleven,

0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:37.600
<v Speaker 1>and I'll just see nothing to fix what's wrong with me.

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:40.400
<v Speaker 1>And so she'll be like, hey, I think you should

0:28:40.400 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 1>have maybe have a couple of these if you're hungry,

0:28:42.320 --> 0:28:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't feel like snacking, but I do. I'm starving.

0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:45.600
<v Speaker 1>I just don't want need a prune. And so I

0:28:45.640 --> 0:28:49.560
<v Speaker 1>eat a couple of prunes. And the truth is I

0:28:49.560 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 1>actually kind of like them, but I don't want to

0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:53.040
<v Speaker 1>admit that now because I was so anti prune. So

0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:55.320
<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna tell her that. So I'm like, oh,

0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I'll eat another couple of prunes, and then I eat

0:28:57.960 --> 0:29:01.040
<v Speaker 1>them and inside I'm like hmm. But on the outside

0:29:01.040 --> 0:29:03.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh yeah, she's like, thank you for eating them.

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:06.640
<v Speaker 1>Why is everything a game? Why does Why can't you

0:29:06.680 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 1>just be like, Okay, I'm starting to like these. Who

0:29:08.920 --> 0:29:18.360
<v Speaker 1>would do that, I'd be boring. Do you like plums? Oh? Yeah,

0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 1>that's what a prune is, right, A dried plum. I

0:29:21.880 --> 0:29:25.800
<v Speaker 1>love a plum, But plums are seasonal at times you

0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:29.440
<v Speaker 1>can't get great fresh ones. And they're also not in

0:29:29.480 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 1>a bag that she's buy the grocery store and keep

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:34.360
<v Speaker 1>for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, they go back pretty quick.

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:36.840
<v Speaker 1>So but I do love plums. But if you're going

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<v Speaker 1>as far as the ranking of fruits, like the one

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<v Speaker 1>I like the most of a peach? Oh not banana.

0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:47.520
<v Speaker 1>No banana solid it's always there for you. It's like

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:50.560
<v Speaker 1>the most solid. Yeah, it's always there for you can

0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:52.840
<v Speaker 1>get a little. Yeah, double thumbs up on banana as

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:56.040
<v Speaker 1>always being an option that you like. But a good

0:29:56.320 --> 0:29:59.440
<v Speaker 1>soft peach there is no fruit like it better than

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:01.440
<v Speaker 1>a strawberry. Oh yeah, nothing hits like a soft peach

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:04.640
<v Speaker 1>to strawberries like the best. Yeah, I guess I like

0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:07.560
<v Speaker 1>strawberry flavored stuff. I just like red flavored stuff like cherry,

0:30:07.560 --> 0:30:09.680
<v Speaker 1>like strawberry. But when it comes to eating a fruit

0:30:09.720 --> 0:30:13.560
<v Speaker 1>like and a hard peach sucks. It's not perfectly. I'll

0:30:13.600 --> 0:30:16.200
<v Speaker 1>beat it on the on the toft, but that's not

0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 1>the same. No, that bruises, Yeah, same. But I do

0:30:19.240 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 1>like a good soft peach. And sometimes I'll pull over

0:30:20.920 --> 0:30:23.600
<v Speaker 1>one of these roadside peach stands, or like fresh pizzas

0:30:23.680 --> 0:30:26.840
<v Speaker 1>peaches from Georgia, and I'll stop and they're the same

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 1>garbage at the grocery store. You lied, These aren't from Georgia.

0:30:31.600 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 1>And so I know a peach truck you need to

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:36.040
<v Speaker 1>go to. Everybody's got a peach struck. Everybody's got a guy.

0:30:36.080 --> 0:30:38.400
<v Speaker 1>It's right around the corner. Yeah, he's not my guy.

0:30:38.440 --> 0:30:39.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. I don't like eating peaches on

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:41.680
<v Speaker 1>the corners. I'll like eating peaches in cold sacks. Oh,

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:44.160
<v Speaker 1>if I'm gonna pick a I don't know any of those. Yeah, well,

0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I like a nice pear. I hate maybe the worst.

0:30:47.880 --> 0:30:49.719
<v Speaker 1>It might be the worst. Maybe the worst. No, No,

0:30:49.800 --> 0:30:53.760
<v Speaker 1>candle oupe is the worst. You know. I'm growing into cannlee. Didn't.

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:56.480
<v Speaker 1>It didn't for a long time. Didn't like great honey,

0:30:56.960 --> 0:31:01.080
<v Speaker 1>great fruit. Man, don't sleep that's right, I hated it.

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Don't sleep on a great fruit, though I love great

0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:06.080
<v Speaker 1>fruit juice now, I don't know why change in my

0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:09.480
<v Speaker 1>taste buds. And even a great fruit I can do.

0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:13.479
<v Speaker 1>It's pretty good. But I would go peaches and apples

0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:15.520
<v Speaker 1>are below bananas, and I can eat an apple most

0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:19.320
<v Speaker 1>of the time. But that's like a cracker, like an

0:31:19.320 --> 0:31:21.960
<v Speaker 1>old salt tea. It's just a cracker. It's good, it's

0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:27.920
<v Speaker 1>always solid, it's there. But I'll go peaches. If someone

0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:30.479
<v Speaker 1>will peel the orange for me. An orange. Somebody has

0:31:30.520 --> 0:31:32.120
<v Speaker 1>to do it for you. If they do, I put

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:34.239
<v Speaker 1>it out there. If they do, I put it up

0:31:34.280 --> 0:31:36.200
<v Speaker 1>there if I have to. If I cut it myself,

0:31:36.200 --> 0:31:39.080
<v Speaker 1>and how this it right falls down a couple of spots,

0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:41.600
<v Speaker 1>and I don't like to peel it myself, so I

0:31:41.640 --> 0:31:43.280
<v Speaker 1>just won't eat it. Did you ever try to put

0:31:43.320 --> 0:31:45.160
<v Speaker 1>a straw in it like they do in those commercials? No,

0:31:45.320 --> 0:31:48.240
<v Speaker 1>but a coconut doesn't work. Coconut coconut, fresh coconut water

0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 1>coconut was down in Costa Rica. They're everywhere. They have

0:31:51.680 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 1>them here too, yeah, but down there they pick them

0:31:53.840 --> 0:31:56.160
<v Speaker 1>right for the trees. Then they make you poop. I

0:31:56.160 --> 0:32:00.320
<v Speaker 1>don't do it, not me, you know it does prunes? Okay, peaches?

0:32:01.800 --> 0:32:08.520
<v Speaker 1>An orange that's peeled for me, guys, I don't want

0:32:08.560 --> 0:32:12.320
<v Speaker 1>to peel. It's not second. Then I would put an

0:32:12.400 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 1>unpeeled orange at like sixth but I want't you just

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 1>peel it. I can't, but I won't because I don't

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:21.440
<v Speaker 1>have any fingernails. Look, you can use it, and it's

0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:24.000
<v Speaker 1>not worth the time for me. The joy I get

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:26.080
<v Speaker 1>from the orange isn't worth the time that I've spent

0:32:26.120 --> 0:32:28.240
<v Speaker 1>peeling it, especially because I know there's always that little

0:32:28.240 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 1>orange stuff still sticky on the outside of it, and

0:32:30.280 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 1>then I end up trying to get off of my teeth,

0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:34.560
<v Speaker 1>and then the taste is in my mouth and it

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:37.160
<v Speaker 1>can't enjoy the orange because I'm eating orange peel. How

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:41.800
<v Speaker 1>do you turn? Next week? Man? Next weekend? Time? Age

0:32:41.960 --> 0:32:45.320
<v Speaker 1>only a number. It doesn't matter. If I wasn't this old,

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have these poignant beliefs on fruit. Peeled orange

0:32:53.240 --> 0:32:55.120
<v Speaker 1>number two all right? Peeled for me? Now, I feel

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:57.239
<v Speaker 1>like you're forgetting grapes before you do. I'm only I'm

0:32:57.280 --> 0:33:01.560
<v Speaker 1>only the two. But which color grapes? Only? Only only

0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:04.920
<v Speaker 1>what green? Hold on? I just want to get to

0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:11.920
<v Speaker 1>my list. Guys, Peaches appealed, peeled by somebody else. Watermelon,

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:14.320
<v Speaker 1>now somebody have to cut it for you. No, but

0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:18.480
<v Speaker 1>hate seeds? Seedless? Oh, now we're talking. We're getting to work. Yes,

0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:23.240
<v Speaker 1>didn't that weird? That? Like that? That's science? That's science, right,

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Like somehow they scientifically made they bred watermelons, so there

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:30.480
<v Speaker 1>aren't seeds. That's crazy. That's not the way they're supposed

0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:34.640
<v Speaker 1>to be. Did you think watermelons animal? A watermelon would

0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:37.400
<v Speaker 1>grow in your tummy when you were a kid. Did

0:33:37.480 --> 0:33:39.880
<v Speaker 1>you think of watermelon would grow in your stomach if

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 1>you ate a seed? Yes? Yeah, I don't think I

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:44.600
<v Speaker 1>was ever. Oh you're smarter than that. And he's like, well,

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:47.200
<v Speaker 1>I want to, and I'm on that premise. I wanted to.

0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:49.440
<v Speaker 1>How could you think that if you never knew anyone

0:33:49.480 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 1>that had a I can see where people would think that.

0:33:53.280 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I did you think it took seven years to pass gum? Oh? Yeah?

0:33:56.680 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Watermelon at three? Even seeds and watermelon, Although I hate

0:34:00.920 --> 0:34:05.720
<v Speaker 1>seeds so much, but I love a watermelon smoothie. M

0:34:06.560 --> 0:34:09.280
<v Speaker 1>for sure those pre cut watermelon because cutting a watermelon

0:34:09.360 --> 0:34:12.000
<v Speaker 1>maybe the biggest pan in the butt. O. The same

0:34:12.000 --> 0:34:14.680
<v Speaker 1>person that pills my orange cuts a watermelon. Oh, really good.

0:34:14.800 --> 0:34:18.359
<v Speaker 1>That's like fresh pineapple. Yeah, same thing. Yeah, pretty good.

0:34:18.719 --> 0:34:22.240
<v Speaker 1>Three is watermelon. Okay, So I got peaches, don't forget strawberries.

0:34:22.560 --> 0:34:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I haven't forgot a single fruit. Just saying there are

0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:25.879
<v Speaker 1>a lot of fruit out there. You may not be thinking.

0:34:25.880 --> 0:34:28.840
<v Speaker 1>There's not one single fruit I've forgotten right now, kish,

0:34:28.880 --> 0:34:34.880
<v Speaker 1>I forgot that one. Cherry cherries, cherries the world like

0:34:34.960 --> 0:34:39.840
<v Speaker 1>cherry again, cherry coke, the cherry icy, the vest a

0:34:39.960 --> 0:34:43.880
<v Speaker 1>real cherry. Oh I love a real cherry. Nice. I

0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 1>like cherries. Yeah, I'm probably gonna go at number four

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:48.680
<v Speaker 1>a banana. That's where that's where it falls in for

0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:51.480
<v Speaker 1>me when I waited all out five? Probably great? Now

0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:53.960
<v Speaker 1>does someone have to peel the banana? I do that? Oh,

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm not crazy. Do you peel the banana

0:34:56.120 --> 0:34:59.000
<v Speaker 1>from the stem or from the butt side? No, always

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:03.400
<v Speaker 1>the top, but their sleep So I'm a psycho killers

0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:05.880
<v Speaker 1>It's not psycho. It's actually the easier way to peel out.

0:35:05.960 --> 0:35:07.560
<v Speaker 1>You saw a monkey in a news story about it.

0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:09.239
<v Speaker 1>You don't peel it that way. Somebody told me to

0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:14.120
<v Speaker 1>do it that way. And now when I remember sometimes peel,

0:35:16.239 --> 0:35:18.240
<v Speaker 1>I used to put the peel in my smoothies because

0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:20.279
<v Speaker 1>someone said there was a nutrients in it, and it

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:22.800
<v Speaker 1>was all blended up so you couldn't tell. I got peach,

0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:26.960
<v Speaker 1>A peeled orange watermelon cut by somebody else, A banana

0:35:27.400 --> 0:35:29.799
<v Speaker 1>grapes at five we go blueberries, doesn't matter the color

0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:31.880
<v Speaker 1>the think about blueberries. Not like them as a flavor,

0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:35.799
<v Speaker 1>but just as a fruit itself. For me good. I've

0:35:35.800 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 1>been very disappointed in the taste of blueberries lately. Really, yeah,

0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:41.839
<v Speaker 1>or maybe my grocery store has a shot store. Yeah,

0:35:42.040 --> 0:35:46.000
<v Speaker 1>because they have. I buy a whole box, and I

0:35:46.000 --> 0:35:47.960
<v Speaker 1>got a guy down the corner brought about your peach guy.

0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:55.160
<v Speaker 1>All right, okay, wait was your four banana grapes? Banana four?

0:35:55.360 --> 0:36:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Grape five? Probably a good strawberry final it's six, um,

0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 1>and then I do grab bag at seven of whatever. Yeah,

0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:06.960
<v Speaker 1>just like whatever medley, different mood. I don't really like

0:36:06.960 --> 0:36:09.319
<v Speaker 1>a fruit medley though, because there's always even if I

0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:11.360
<v Speaker 1>like all the fruits and the fruit medley, there are

0:36:11.400 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 1>a couple of fruits that dominate the medley that I

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 1>like more, and I aim for them and go for them,

0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:17.200
<v Speaker 1>and then I'm upset at the ones that are left,

0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:18.440
<v Speaker 1>even though I still kind of like them. I just

0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:21.240
<v Speaker 1>wanted more of the ones I really loved. So fruit

0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:24.960
<v Speaker 1>medley's throw me off a little. It never fails. I

0:36:25.000 --> 0:36:26.920
<v Speaker 1>always end up with melons on the bottom, and I'm like,

0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:30.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I'm done. I like candle out though I

0:36:30.160 --> 0:36:32.600
<v Speaker 1>probably at six or seven. What's the green one? Is that?

0:36:32.640 --> 0:36:35.759
<v Speaker 1>A honeydus? Also great? They're in the same class. Taste

0:36:36.040 --> 0:36:38.400
<v Speaker 1>of honeydu and candle likes me are the same fruit,

0:36:38.920 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 1>just different spray paint. MIC's over. I know I'm what

0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:51.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, broken down fruit. And nobody likes a pear,

0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:55.399
<v Speaker 1>so I'm very like whatever, Yeah, pears after my own butt,

0:36:55.800 --> 0:37:01.520
<v Speaker 1>so I like my own butt. I love a good

0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:04.239
<v Speaker 1>pair and that hurts to do, Like, I really got

0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:05.640
<v Speaker 1>a stretch for a couple of days. That's how much

0:37:05.680 --> 0:37:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I do not want to eat a pair. Good. Um,

0:37:10.600 --> 0:37:14.719
<v Speaker 1>I think that's it. Good You didn't want to go

0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:18.040
<v Speaker 1>down the list of jams. Do you know what I

0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 1>have at the house. I have a peach salsas. Oh yeah,

0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:26.120
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know the kind it is. Somebody gifted

0:37:26.120 --> 0:37:28.000
<v Speaker 1>to us. But it's like a guy in camouflage, his

0:37:28.080 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 1>face like he's just hunting. Yes, and it's a peach. Wait,

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 1>are you sure it's not Newman because I think Newman

0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 1>has that too. It's a guy looks like maybe it's

0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:41.960
<v Speaker 1>the mango one. I'm thinking. Good. It looks like Arkansas

0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Keith on the jar. It literally does like someone made

0:37:45.239 --> 0:37:47.239
<v Speaker 1>it down to the corner next time. My fertilizer guy

0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:49.840
<v Speaker 1>and Amy's peach guy and I don't know how we

0:37:49.880 --> 0:37:51.799
<v Speaker 1>got it. It It was a gift from somebody, but it is.

0:37:51.840 --> 0:37:54.200
<v Speaker 1>It's a peach salsa and I love peaches. We have

0:37:54.239 --> 0:37:56.680
<v Speaker 1>mango sausa too. That's cool. They're both really good. It's funny.

0:37:56.800 --> 0:37:58.360
<v Speaker 1>You would never think that would go together, but it

0:37:58.400 --> 0:38:00.000
<v Speaker 1>tastes so good. Mike, do you know what that is?

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:03.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I'm looking it up to let me ask Caitlin.

0:38:04.000 --> 0:38:06.239
<v Speaker 1>I swear I've seen the guy that looks like Arkansas Keith, Like,

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:11.759
<v Speaker 1>I know exactly what you're talking about. Probably no, Um, Hello, Hey,

0:38:11.760 --> 0:38:14.040
<v Speaker 1>what's that kind of salsa that we have that it

0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:16.840
<v Speaker 1>looks like Arkansas keats in the front of it and Hello,

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:20.120
<v Speaker 1>it's a peach and it's good morning. We're talking about salsa,

0:38:20.320 --> 0:38:22.880
<v Speaker 1>all right, thank you. We'll see if she gets to that.

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:27.279
<v Speaker 1>She does. I've turned all the alerts on my phone off. Um,

0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:29.120
<v Speaker 1>so now I still look at my phone enough to

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:31.920
<v Speaker 1>see him for the most part. But she has no

0:38:32.000 --> 0:38:34.600
<v Speaker 1>alerts and doesn't look at her phone, so she may

0:38:34.640 --> 0:38:37.640
<v Speaker 1>get that Monday. Yes, so your sounds all off, but

0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:40.040
<v Speaker 1>you still get notifications, right, yeah, so like right, I

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:41.920
<v Speaker 1>just I just got a text, So if the text

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:44.480
<v Speaker 1>comes through, it'll show up. Got it. That's not from her.

0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:47.960
<v Speaker 1>I've been ever, I've been not on my phone as

0:38:48.040 --> 0:38:52.759
<v Speaker 1>much this week, and I know it's probably frustrating for

0:38:52.840 --> 0:38:56.239
<v Speaker 1>some because if you don't trying to get hold back

0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:58.960
<v Speaker 1>to them right away. But also at the same time,

0:39:00.280 --> 0:39:03.360
<v Speaker 1>it feels nice. It's like, um, who is it that

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:06.520
<v Speaker 1>doesn't oh Ed Sheeran doesn't have phone? Yeah, but I

0:39:06.520 --> 0:39:09.480
<v Speaker 1>always feel like somebody right next to him as a phone. Correct. Yeah,

0:39:09.520 --> 0:39:12.000
<v Speaker 1>that's probably accurate. But still, the fact that you don't

0:39:12.000 --> 0:39:13.200
<v Speaker 1>have a phone on you, it's got to be a

0:39:13.239 --> 0:39:16.719
<v Speaker 1>great feeling, I know, But I mean I still need

0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:19.840
<v Speaker 1>to get and honestly some we have the If someone

0:39:19.880 --> 0:39:22.720
<v Speaker 1>in my family needs something, there's the alexa. They can

0:39:22.920 --> 0:39:25.919
<v Speaker 1>drop in, or they can text my daughter or my son,

0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:29.320
<v Speaker 1>like there's waves so they can show up at the house.

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Morgan to eat a lot of fruit, because it's you're

0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:35.759
<v Speaker 1>a vegan. She's a vegetarian. But yes, I do eat

0:39:35.800 --> 0:39:41.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of fruit. Melon. What tree your top three fruits? Please? Um?

0:39:41.360 --> 0:39:45.800
<v Speaker 1>I would say green apples, oh at number one, Granny Smith, legit,

0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:47.960
<v Speaker 1>I love them. I eat them with peanut butter a lot.

0:39:48.040 --> 0:39:50.839
<v Speaker 1>But just to apple, it's you can't put now take

0:39:51.000 --> 0:39:54.560
<v Speaker 1>back fruit alone, okay, because I'll be like, you know what,

0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:55.759
<v Speaker 1>I like a great but I like a hidden in

0:39:55.840 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 1>cheesecake and I don't feel like that is the same thing. Fair,

0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 1>All right, here, go ahead. It's still be at number one. Um,

0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:08.359
<v Speaker 1>then watermelon, and then is avocado of fruit? Yes, because

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:11.319
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. Let's not bull crap at each other here, right.

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:14.919
<v Speaker 1>It may be scientifically a fruit and a tomato maybe

0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:18.480
<v Speaker 1>a fruit, but the pumpkins should not wait, Yeah, anything

0:40:18.480 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 1>they say anything with seeds, pumpkin, they say anything with

0:40:20.960 --> 0:40:22.479
<v Speaker 1>seeds as a fruit. It used to me I would

0:40:22.480 --> 0:40:24.160
<v Speaker 1>miss that trivia question. If it is a pumpkin of fruit,

0:40:24.200 --> 0:40:26.279
<v Speaker 1>do not put that an easy trivia? Well, now we know,

0:40:26.880 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 1>but I think in this it's a fruit category. Good, nice,

0:40:31.040 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 1>thank you. In this category, we can't put things they

0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:35.640
<v Speaker 1>don't like. That's it's gotta be sweet. Yeah, so we

0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:38.479
<v Speaker 1>eliminate that. Morgan, no avocado, okay, okay, So then third

0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:43.160
<v Speaker 1>would be grapes, red seedless grapes. Oh yeah, grapes. All

0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:45.200
<v Speaker 1>the grapes, the red ones I like, the black and

0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:48.319
<v Speaker 1>red and the black ones are really good. How do

0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:56.160
<v Speaker 1>you feel about Morgan? Say, there's green, there's there's black grapes.

0:40:57.440 --> 0:41:00.520
<v Speaker 1>They are so good. It looks like doctor, doctor, it's

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:04.000
<v Speaker 1>the color thing to me. Then our colors like the same.

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I think they're blackberries. No, because blackberries are bumpy. Okay,

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:10.279
<v Speaker 1>you know it's gonna be like eight on my list

0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:13.840
<v Speaker 1>on a hot day in Arkansas picking a little BlackBerry

0:41:13.840 --> 0:41:15.120
<v Speaker 1>off and not being one of the sea dunes and

0:41:15.160 --> 0:41:17.440
<v Speaker 1>eating right there. Yeah, how do you know it's safe

0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:20.759
<v Speaker 1>to eat? We don't. We don't care. When you grow

0:41:20.800 --> 0:41:24.040
<v Speaker 1>up black grew up eat on the land. I would

0:41:24.040 --> 0:41:26.319
<v Speaker 1>get nervous eating off the land because I just am

0:41:26.360 --> 0:41:28.200
<v Speaker 1>not knowledgeable. And by the land, I mean in the

0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:30.960
<v Speaker 1>ditch behind the field house behind the Mountain High School.

0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:36.640
<v Speaker 1>They just black blackberries, Yeah, BlackBerry blackberries. All right, Well,

0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:39.280
<v Speaker 1>I thought I came one messaged me back about this sausa.

0:41:39.440 --> 0:41:43.600
<v Speaker 1>But she is not. Oh, it says she today. She

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:45.480
<v Speaker 1>kept an audio message from you. But that doesn't really

0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:48.319
<v Speaker 1>mean people keep the message. What does that mean? I

0:41:48.360 --> 0:41:52.200
<v Speaker 1>thought it did. No, because I'll send her a voice.

0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:53.959
<v Speaker 1>Why did you keep that one? She goes, I didn't

0:41:54.040 --> 0:41:56.080
<v Speaker 1>keep it? So do you ever see me keep yours?

0:41:56.120 --> 0:41:57.279
<v Speaker 1>If you send me one? Nope, you don't want to

0:41:57.280 --> 0:41:59.799
<v Speaker 1>send them because one I don't. Nope, Nope, nope keeping

0:42:00.480 --> 0:42:03.880
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen that, But I've seen Caitlyn keep mine.

0:42:04.000 --> 0:42:06.920
<v Speaker 1>So what's the difference you've seen Caitlyn keep yours? Why

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:09.960
<v Speaker 1>would you said keep? I don't know why? I know?

0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Why is it dead? Because yours never says? I got

0:42:13.920 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 1>a new phone, new phone number? Where wait? Why this

0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:18.959
<v Speaker 1>is still the old one? But I'm transitioning. You're gonna

0:42:19.000 --> 0:42:24.280
<v Speaker 1>let us know? Maybe, but he doesn't tell us you flight,

0:42:25.440 --> 0:42:28.120
<v Speaker 1>that's crazy, man, I got it yesterday afternoon. Listen to this.

0:42:29.239 --> 0:42:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I go to the phone store. I need a new

0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:34.799
<v Speaker 1>phone number. I go to the phone store, and I

0:42:34.840 --> 0:42:36.440
<v Speaker 1>think you can go in and go out like the

0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Apple store, go buy a phone, leave set it all

0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 1>up yourself, a little more nuanced that little A couple

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:44.360
<v Speaker 1>of little things you gotta do, a couple of conversation

0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:47.480
<v Speaker 1>you gotta have. And I say, this guy looks so

0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:50.799
<v Speaker 1>familiar that is working at the Verizon store. I didn't

0:42:50.800 --> 0:42:52.040
<v Speaker 1>know if I was gonna show this on the real show,

0:42:52.080 --> 0:42:55.560
<v Speaker 1>but I'm into it now, let's talk about it. And

0:42:55.680 --> 0:42:58.800
<v Speaker 1>he sounds so familiar, and I so like some shady,

0:42:59.080 --> 0:43:01.800
<v Speaker 1>not shady, secrety type stuff happening in the back of

0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:03.319
<v Speaker 1>the room. And they kind of moved out a little bit.

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:10.920
<v Speaker 1>And he looks like Dave Chapelle. And he sounds exactly

0:43:12.040 --> 0:43:15.840
<v Speaker 1>like Dave Chapelle. His name is Kinny on his name attack.

0:43:15.920 --> 0:43:17.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't think anything about it. I'm just like, man,

0:43:17.719 --> 0:43:20.840
<v Speaker 1>this guy looks exactly Dave Chapelle, sounds exactly. It sounds

0:43:20.320 --> 0:43:24.839
<v Speaker 1>exact like Dave Chapelle. And so we're talking and I'm like, hey,

0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I need to get a new line. Got too many

0:43:26.600 --> 0:43:30.239
<v Speaker 1>weirdos calling me, and kind of get another phone because

0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:32.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna keep this one in transition over the next

0:43:32.320 --> 0:43:35.640
<v Speaker 1>couple months, and I'll cancel it eliment. Ninety percent of

0:43:35.640 --> 0:43:37.320
<v Speaker 1>my phone list people are in these I've had the

0:43:37.320 --> 0:43:40.800
<v Speaker 1>same number for twenty years almost. He's like, yeah, I

0:43:40.800 --> 0:43:44.640
<v Speaker 1>mean you're doing our thing. Is he funny at all?

0:43:45.000 --> 0:43:49.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm hilarious. He's joking too, like hilarious. And he's like, so,

0:43:49.640 --> 0:43:51.839
<v Speaker 1>what do you do man for a living? At first

0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:53.480
<v Speaker 1>he said something real nice because I had show my

0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:56.479
<v Speaker 1>ID so I could he could get into my account whatever,

0:43:57.200 --> 0:44:00.279
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, dang forty one. He goes, I put

0:44:00.320 --> 0:44:02.279
<v Speaker 1>you about ten years earlier, dog, and I was like,

0:44:02.800 --> 0:44:05.600
<v Speaker 1>I text Caitlin immediately. I was like, huh, I guess

0:44:05.600 --> 0:44:10.239
<v Speaker 1>flicks thirty one. And so we're talking. He goes, what

0:44:10.280 --> 0:44:11.640
<v Speaker 1>do you do for a living? I said, oh, do

0:44:11.719 --> 0:44:15.120
<v Speaker 1>a radio show, just some TV stuff. Um, it's a

0:44:15.120 --> 0:44:17.440
<v Speaker 1>little bit of everything, but nothing really great, but a

0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:21.160
<v Speaker 1>lot of mediocre. And he's like ah, and he's like,

0:44:21.200 --> 0:44:23.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, I've been working on some comedy lately. I

0:44:24.000 --> 0:44:28.200
<v Speaker 1>swear to god, this is weird. And I say really.

0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:30.560
<v Speaker 1>He goes, yeah, I say, you know, I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't consider myself like a real comedian, I said, but

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I do what comedians do. I go on

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<v Speaker 1>stage and tell jokes. For now, I mean, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I I guess I'm a comedian. I just don't consider

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<v Speaker 1>that my first number one thing. And he goes, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you tell where you tell jokes like the comedy clubber said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I pointed the opery last night. He's like, you did,

0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:49.279
<v Speaker 1>and I was like yeah. He goes, oh, you like

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<v Speaker 1>really tell jokes and I was like yeah, but sure,

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<v Speaker 1>And so we're talking a little bit and he's like, man,

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<v Speaker 1>just at the comment, I'm starting to feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on a TV show like that. Kenny has been that.

0:45:02.600 --> 0:45:06.319
<v Speaker 1>Kenny has been punking me the whole time. And I

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<v Speaker 1>noticed something in the back of the store that looked

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<v Speaker 1>fish But how would they have known I was going there?

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<v Speaker 1>I had only told a couple of people that I

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<v Speaker 1>was going there, and all this is raising through my head.

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<v Speaker 1>So I started to get a little testy with not mean.

0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:19.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm testing Kenny on stuff, and he's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been trying some comedy stuff and people say I

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<v Speaker 1>sound look like Dave Chappelle. So I try not to

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<v Speaker 1>do a lot of material like him and he said

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<v Speaker 1>this yes, and I'm like, yeah, I see how that

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<v Speaker 1>could be an issue if you wanted to be in

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<v Speaker 1>comedy and he goes, yeah, a pandemic though. So I

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<v Speaker 1>just did some stuff like around the house, and Chappelle

0:45:37.239 --> 0:45:41.440
<v Speaker 1>did stuff at his house on Netflix in Ohio, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I said where are you from? I said where

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<v Speaker 1>are you from? In He's like, oh, yeah, from the Middlewest, Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>In my head, I'm like, I'm a I'm on a

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<v Speaker 1>show and I've nail. I called it like I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>a show, and so I started, I'm like yeah, so

0:45:57.040 --> 0:45:58.680
<v Speaker 1>another guy that cause, I goes, hey, he Canny starts

0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:00.560
<v Speaker 1>talking to Kenny for a second, tell they're kind of friends.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, hey, where's Kenny from? And he's got

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<v Speaker 1>to say somebody he gets called away in his phone

0:46:08.840 --> 0:46:10.399
<v Speaker 1>or something I don't know, and I said, hey, we're

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<v Speaker 1>in the Middlewest. Kenny. He goes Chicago and then guys

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<v Speaker 1>coming back, I know they weren't talking to each other.

0:46:15.120 --> 0:46:17.040
<v Speaker 1>They got literally got a call and I said, hey,

0:46:17.400 --> 0:46:20.839
<v Speaker 1>you're Kenny your friends? Where's Kenny from? Gonna catch him

0:46:20.840 --> 0:46:22.920
<v Speaker 1>in a lie? Come on, or gonna catch it? And

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<v Speaker 1>he goes Kenny from Chicago, and that's when I realized

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't Dachapell at all. I just gotta look like him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, you will never have that time you were

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<v Speaker 1>on that light some TV show that you know, you're

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<v Speaker 1>cover comedian at the store. Guy's going on on the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever find out I never just moved some

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<v Speaker 1>boxes in and got a shipment in because they did

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<v Speaker 1>it a little more after I was done with my

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<v Speaker 1>whole Oh man, But I thought for a second it

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<v Speaker 1>was Dave Spelling. I was just like him. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>at all. So that's the story. That was Kenny from Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing about that story, and if you guys

0:46:58.920 --> 0:47:02.319
<v Speaker 1>won't will allow this. That was a great story that

0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:06.359
<v Speaker 1>had you end. You were you were listening, you're you're intrigued.

0:47:07.600 --> 0:47:10.279
<v Speaker 1>The ending was terrible. Yeah, but all that time you

0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:12.520
<v Speaker 1>spent feeling that emotion. That's a win. You just got

0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:16.400
<v Speaker 1>to experience. It's a compelling story. Well how does Ray end?

0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:19.800
<v Speaker 1>Like see clickbait Ray? He always has a good story

0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:22.480
<v Speaker 1>and then doesn't have a good story. Okay, Ray has

0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:26.680
<v Speaker 1>a good tease and a terrible story. Ray's like if

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<v Speaker 1>I were to be like, uh, well, I can't even do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard for me to do a great tease with

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<v Speaker 1>no story. Had it been like you'll you'll never guys,

0:47:33.920 --> 0:47:35.920
<v Speaker 1>you'll never guess happened to my foot. I've only ever

0:47:35.920 --> 0:47:37.640
<v Speaker 1>seen this on the news, but it happened to my

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<v Speaker 1>foot yesterday. I'm gonna tell you about three minutes and

0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:42.359
<v Speaker 1>it's I'm still concerned. And then you come back you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's Ray doing that, and you come back up chewing

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<v Speaker 1>b bones. Well, here's the thing. I stubbed my toe

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<v Speaker 1>on the bed anyway, so ay, let's get your skinny.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Ray's version of that. Okay, we're done. I was,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no salsa and that's it. Okay, Okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you guys enjoyed the post show and we will

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<v Speaker 1>see you on Monday. By everybody,