Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby.
Speaker 1: And I guess people say this when they get older,
Speaker 1: but it just feels like this year is flying by,
Speaker 1: like we're almost April and they could just happen, like
Speaker 1: year just happened. It's definitely fine, is it? Because we're
Speaker 1: getting older? But probably I don't get to leave the
Speaker 1: house now this last year. I mean, the weather is
Speaker 1: nice today, do you guys see that one day? It's
Speaker 1: stupid though it was. It gets cold and I'm just
Speaker 1: ready for it to to be warm. I hate cold weather.
Speaker 1: Oldest conversation ever with our kids, Like I look at them,
Speaker 1: they're they're old. Gosh, I know, how's your health? You know,
Speaker 1: the back's not that great, but we'll get through it.
Speaker 1: Alabama student was left at the Nashville Zoo. Like I
Speaker 1: saw that, it's a filter trip. What'd you say? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That that that they left without them, And I guess
Speaker 1: people at the zoo had to, like the workers had
Speaker 1: to just keep them in the office until they came
Speaker 1: back to pick them up. That's crazy. An elementary student
Speaker 1: on a filter from Alabama was left behind at the
Speaker 1: zoo Nashville Zoos spokesperson Jim Bartwo. So the child was
Speaker 1: at the zoo on Monday is a filter from Athens, Alabama.
Speaker 1: The student became separated from the group, found a zoo
Speaker 1: employee at the restaurant and say hey, I think they
Speaker 1: left me. Then they started their lost child protocol. Security
Speaker 1: was called, they took care of the kid to the
Speaker 1: parents showed up. See the parents did a drive up
Speaker 1: from Athens, Alabama. Yeah, so somebody's in trouble. The chaperones
Speaker 1: or whoever's in charge of that. You could go, well,
Speaker 1: the kid ran off. I don't know if he did
Speaker 1: or not, But isn't it up to someone to do
Speaker 1: a headcount and a list check to make sure everybody's
Speaker 1: face and they're all here? Absolutely? How old was the kid, Eddie,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't either. I think they kept
Speaker 1: that elementary school. I think I read, but I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly how old it's from w k R in.
Speaker 1: That would be a nightmare if you're the mom is
Speaker 1: Yad and you get a call, hey, your kids zoo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, we sent him up. There was a permission Sepmember. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but no dyah. We get ten bucks for line. So
Speaker 1: he's able to eat. No, no, no, man, they forgot him,
Speaker 1: but that's still there, and we need you to drive up,
Speaker 1: leave your job and go pick them up in Nashville.
Speaker 1: Like at least there are some tickets at the Authry
Speaker 1: or something to drive up. So saw that these identical
Speaker 1: twin brothers each are receiving heart transplants, and it says
Speaker 1: it is quite unique. Boy, that is so genetic. Huh
Speaker 1: if both of them have this situation, identical twins, Donald
Speaker 1: and Ronald, I love it. Yeah, have been through just
Speaker 1: about everything together, including life saving heart transplants. The forty
Speaker 1: eight year old twins from the Saint Louis area were
Speaker 1: diagnosed some long heart word Donald in twenty eleven, Ronald
Speaker 1: in fourteen, and so they both got their transplants, but
Speaker 1: they were six months apart, but they both needed them
Speaker 1: and got them same thing. Like that is genetics, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, pinpoint. I wonder what their dad had or
Speaker 1: their grandfather. You can skip a generation obviously, you know
Speaker 1: with us and at some point we're going to have family.
Speaker 1: But Kaitlin has twins everywhere in her family, both sides, everywhere,
Speaker 1: all over and it's skipped right above her. So probably
Speaker 1: not probable. I don't think it's ever probable that you're
Speaker 1: gonna have twins, but it's definitely a possibility, more so
Speaker 1: than just luck of the draw, like it is in
Speaker 1: her family. Well, and that's what you want, Well, that's
Speaker 1: what I want. If we can stop after Like, what
Speaker 1: if it's triplets? Great? But whatever, Hey, all the same, right,
Speaker 1: Well you do as you train two of them, take
Speaker 1: care of the other one. Yeah, but you train two
Speaker 1: of the Still you find the two smartest ones and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you have a lot of theories. You
Speaker 1: observe them and see which was as smart. As we
Speaker 1: have a lot of theories, I can't wait to try
Speaker 1: them out. Experts say to check your email no more
Speaker 1: than two times a day. Experts probably don't have a
Speaker 1: good job or I don't have the pressure of having
Speaker 1: to keep up a crap. Who these experts are sing batching,
Speaker 1: that's what it is. It's time batching, Like you batch
Speaker 1: your time of Like, yeah, I get it, but I
Speaker 1: have to be on my email more than twice a day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: most people do, especially if you have a job where
Speaker 1: you have to pivot mid day or pivot Hey, we
Speaker 1: need this done in the next hour or school was
Speaker 1: like anyway, you cop over to your studio in your
Speaker 1: house and record this. But they say, if you're checking
Speaker 1: your email more than two times a day, you are
Speaker 1: eliminating productivity and efficiency. I mean, I guess if you
Speaker 1: live in your email and you're just dicking around with
Speaker 1: your friends, send forwards and it's not even a thing,
Speaker 1: not even a thing, an it still sends forwards. Here's
Speaker 1: the four funniest Michael Jackson jokes, and like top ten.
Speaker 1: All right, all right. They found that people who open
Speaker 1: their email longer ways. Yes, yes, but if you're using
Speaker 1: your email like you should just to check. I don't
Speaker 1: stay in mind, but I will look and see. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know this is from already the first little line
Speaker 1: of the email, and I won't get to all of them.
Speaker 1: But if I'm always checking it to see, I look
Speaker 1: in my hand. I still have notes written on it.
Speaker 1: I've showered twice. That's from a couple of days ago,
Speaker 1: two nights ago to opera, when I was doing some
Speaker 1: new jokes. I wrote them all down on my hand.
Speaker 1: This is what happened, not the whole joke, but I
Speaker 1: wrote down what I title each jokes. I can remember them,
Speaker 1: and then I got out there A mouth was so dry,
Speaker 1: which it is again this morning. And then I thought
Speaker 1: to myself, I don't know my order of jokes, and
Speaker 1: I forgot i'd written it on my hand. So I
Speaker 1: wrote it on my hand to not forget the jokes.
Speaker 1: But then I had forgotten I had written in my hand.
Speaker 1: I don't know what else I can do. At one point,
Speaker 1: did you remember it was on your hands? When I
Speaker 1: finished the set and walked back into the Opry dressing room,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it's on my hand,
Speaker 1: the whole set. Yeah, And then I looked at the jokes,
Speaker 1: and I looked at I have video of the whole performance,
Speaker 1: because if I can't like to video it, especially in
Speaker 1: new jokes, to find little ways I can make them funnier.
Speaker 1: And I pretty much was right on. Oh good, missed
Speaker 1: a cup out of order, didn't get to one, but
Speaker 1: it did pretty good. But yeah, I forgot it was
Speaker 1: even written in my hand. So but it's still there.
Speaker 1: Last night, there's basketball game. They're a bunch of basketball games.
Speaker 1: There was three. Actually a crazy night for upsets in general.
Speaker 1: I'll talk about my game in a second, but Arizona
Speaker 1: lost there were number one seed, which is crazy. I
Speaker 1: guess the other one wasn't so much of an upset,
Speaker 1: but for a while, Duke was an underdog in that game.
Speaker 1: But Duke beat Texas Tech. And then we beat Gonzaga,
Speaker 1: which was the biggest upset because Gonzaga was the number
Speaker 1: one team overall and nobody expected us to win and
Speaker 1: we had a crazy point spread, and so I bet
Speaker 1: it many times. But people like Eddie was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you got this Midwest to the first half. Stop texting
Speaker 1: me that I don't need. I was very careful on
Speaker 1: like when to text, because all I wanted to do
Speaker 1: was be the first person to congratulate him because I knew.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was getting so close and I have
Speaker 1: the text ready, and I'm like, I just don't want
Speaker 1: to do right. But I ask myself, like, when is
Speaker 1: that moment when it's sure, because I know that if
Speaker 1: I text prematurely and they lose, He's gonna blame it
Speaker 1: all on me. Always find a way to blame Caitlin
Speaker 1: for losses. It's just amazing. I can always find a way.
Speaker 1: Last night, we're sitting there. She didn't watch most of
Speaker 1: the game because I am I'm pacing back and forth
Speaker 1: the whole time. I'm rubbing my hands during commercial breaks,
Speaker 1: I'm signing these book cards for my kid's book because
Speaker 1: I have like twenty one thousand of them to sign,
Speaker 1: so I'm always trying to find places to sign them.
Speaker 1: I'm just on on so much energy, nervous energy. I
Speaker 1: can't just can't escape my body fast enough. And so
Speaker 1: she walks in. She's like, oh, wow, there was like
Speaker 1: a fourteen seconds left of the game. I think we're
Speaker 1: up five or something like that. She's like, you guys
Speaker 1: got this unless they make some crazy three pointer. Dude
Speaker 1: comes down but makes like a falling back. She goes, Oh,
Speaker 1: like that that's what I was said, I said, I said, See,
Speaker 1: she goes, I did not just lose this game. I
Speaker 1: had no effect on this, so luckily. But if that
Speaker 1: was a crazy shot, though, it's crazy he was falling
Speaker 1: two guys on them is a whole thing. Um. There
Speaker 1: are a few times in my life where I've gotten
Speaker 1: so many text messages. When I announced our engagement, it's
Speaker 1: like so many text messages you can't scroll and get
Speaker 1: back to everybody. Um, when he Dancing with the Stars,
Speaker 1: it was crazy. Last night one of the top ones,
Speaker 1: because everybody just knows how important it is to me
Speaker 1: just in general. And it was such a surprise to people.
Speaker 1: We made it at the same spot last year, but
Speaker 1: we didn't beat a number one team to get there.
Speaker 1: And so this is of Derek's doesn't text. He he he
Speaker 1: just sends videos of him doing things. Here's Derek Spentley
Speaker 1: texting me after the game last night. How about them?
Speaker 1: I don't really know what I'll call us, but how
Speaker 1: about them hogs? He snorts, like a hog? What is
Speaker 1: the proper call? I mean, we do that's the call.
Speaker 1: We do a call, but not there. It's a whole
Speaker 1: long thing like whoopig sue. Yeah. Um, but no, you
Speaker 1: don't go whoop pick sue. You can go whoo pig,
Speaker 1: or you can go how about them hogs? We don't
Speaker 1: mostly we don't know. We never he don't do that. Yeah. No.
Speaker 1: Most time you'll see somebody, it's like you gotta raised
Speaker 1: back on the true and maybe you'll go like whoopig.
Speaker 1: People from Oklahoma go boomer sooner. They do the Caitlin
Speaker 1: all the time. They'll just go boomer and she go sooner.
Speaker 1: They'll just keep walking. It's weird it is unless you're
Speaker 1: in it. No, I get I'm saying observing it from
Speaker 1: the outside would be like hook them. No, they say
Speaker 1: Texas fight. I think hook them is eddie. I grew
Speaker 1: up in Austin. No I know, but I think if
Speaker 1: you see someone out, you say hook them. More they
Speaker 1: say Texas man. I'll never forget when I actually have
Speaker 1: never had to be like a Texas fight but also
Speaker 1: a Texas and m Like people might be like A
Speaker 1: giggle them and you're like whoop okay, but I'm My
Speaker 1: point of the Texas fight is if you're walking to
Speaker 1: the mall and somebody goes Texas and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where I'm from. It doesn't it doesn't see Texas. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just went to that game, what's it called the
Speaker 1: red River shoot Out or whatever rivalry. Yeah, I went
Speaker 1: to that and the entire time all you hear is
Speaker 1: Boomer Sooner Texas fight, like the whole time. So that
Speaker 1: at the game with cheers, that's like whoo right, that's that.
Speaker 1: But I would say hook them, walk around say hook them, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about A and M gig him? Yes, gig M
Speaker 1: and then whoop yeah, both the partial gig um, gig um, right, Hey,
Speaker 1: U gig him like they'd say, gig um, gig him?
Speaker 1: You might or you might just be like, yeah, whoo
Speaker 1: whoo and gig him to me again. I was a
Speaker 1: two percent or a Texas A and M. But I mean, shoot,
Speaker 1: even a howdy might count. Everyone says howdy on campus
Speaker 1: when you're there, and I think if you're older again,
Speaker 1: I just think walking around them all now, somebody goes,
Speaker 1: how do you go? How do you find? It's always
Speaker 1: the mall scenario if you're wearing something A and M
Speaker 1: and someone says, who, yeah, you'd like the thumbs up.
Speaker 1: So I didn't fall say to like one last night
Speaker 1: because that's just yeah. And then I got it. I
Speaker 1: was on Twitter, same thing with Eddie, texting me, were
Speaker 1: you doing on Twitter? Man? Well? You want I saw
Speaker 1: a sucket in there somewhere. Yeah. I was like, what
Speaker 1: is happening right now? Happened a lot? Actually, Um. I
Speaker 1: was telling people I was just tweeting during the game,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't out of control, but I like to
Speaker 1: make a couple comments, like five four or five tweets
Speaker 1: the whole game, and then at the end I was
Speaker 1: just tired of people constantly dragging us for one reason
Speaker 1: or the other, all the national media, even the CBS announcers.
Speaker 1: You got a mit CBS announcers, Oh, I saw, I
Speaker 1: saw it. I saw it, even replays showing replays of
Speaker 1: stuff like why are you even showing that? So I
Speaker 1: wrote in the heat of the moment, Gonzaga saw like
Speaker 1: baby poop, Suck at national media, suck at CBS announcers,
Speaker 1: Arkansas vers everybody in the whole world. And then that's all.
Speaker 1: And then I put a picture of my bracket up,
Speaker 1: which is still perfect. There's not one single miss on
Speaker 1: this bracket, idiot, there's not one single miss on the technically,
Speaker 1: and then why technically? Because he only filled out Arkansas.
Speaker 1: I felt a championships only one. He left all of
Speaker 1: them blank except Arkansas. Oh, that's how you have a
Speaker 1: perfect bracket. I was so confused, like, wow, he's gonna
Speaker 1: be the only one in the world. I haven't I
Speaker 1: haven't missed a single game. I just did Arkansas all
Speaker 1: the way through. Okay, um, and so technical. Somebody named
Speaker 1: Keith Ramsey tweets me and says, wait, oh, mister ram
Speaker 1: here we go. You want a game tonight, but you
Speaker 1: lost a loyal listener to your morning show. I've already
Speaker 1: changed the channel for the morning. I mean that would
Speaker 1: be you, though. I hope you're happy with all the
Speaker 1: people you ticked off. And no, I'm not again Zaga fan,
Speaker 1: What did you do? No idea? I wrote LLL and
Speaker 1: put a hog picture nice. I get to be me
Speaker 1: on Twitter. I don't give a crap. I just get
Speaker 1: to be unapologetically me and not. I don't come on
Speaker 1: the radio show and just talk about Arkansas sports all
Speaker 1: the time. Because this is the show. That's not that.
Speaker 1: That's not what people come here for. On this we
Speaker 1: do whatever we want the pot show, who gives a crap?
Speaker 1: We'll do betting odds for an hour, which we have before. Yes,
Speaker 1: low us rated whatever, but you know what, we had
Speaker 1: fun doing it. But I wrote last night late, Hey,
Speaker 1: I was all out of control earlier. But how long?
Speaker 1: How long after hours? Okay? Um, I said, Hey, has
Speaker 1: a lot of control earlier. But I don't apologize, but
Speaker 1: I will refrain from hyper emotional tweets from here out.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to play Sunday Whoop pig? And that
Speaker 1: was it. I don't understand the you guys against the
Speaker 1: whole world though, like, who is the whole world against
Speaker 1: you guys? And they're not. Though they are, That's what
Speaker 1: Kaylin says to me. They're not. She's like, the whole
Speaker 1: world on against you, man, you really are they are?
Speaker 1: You don't even know the whole world. I've been in it.
Speaker 1: I've lived in this world, the whole world. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's me against the world. She's like, man, it's not.
Speaker 1: They're actually, you know, a lot of support. It's a
Speaker 1: lot of support. She'll start listing them one by one
Speaker 1: and I'm like, except for them, Astric. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not, and she's you know that. The first time
Speaker 1: I ever got to play the Grand Old opry Um,
Speaker 1: Sally Williams was running the opery and so close to
Speaker 1: Sally to this day she works in a different part
Speaker 1: of the industry now, but no one up until Sally
Speaker 1: would let me be on the opery stage. They're like,
Speaker 1: and so many times a lot of people were like,
Speaker 1: he can't do it. Hold It felt like everybody was
Speaker 1: holding me back. And I was telling Caitlin the story
Speaker 1: and she's like, is that true? And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe it. Everybody always like, don't let him,
Speaker 1: he doesn't deserve to be on the opera stage. And
Speaker 1: we talked to Sally and she was like, no, I
Speaker 1: just thought it'd be good, so we put him on
Speaker 1: No One against you, Like it just really hadn't come
Speaker 1: up to me. I thought, yeah, it's pretty funny that
Speaker 1: you hadn't built all that in your head. And she
Speaker 1: was like, see what you do And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I had to walk up up hill both ways to
Speaker 1: get the dopper. Yeah, and I think I just do
Speaker 1: it naturally. I think it's have a natural, lifelong chip
Speaker 1: on my shoulder. It was set there through some trauma
Speaker 1: early on, and I just will not release it. Well,
Speaker 1: we got your back, man, thank you, because the whole
Speaker 1: world's against me, even honestly, my whole house was cheering
Speaker 1: for the Arkansas Razorbacks. I mean it was crazy. I
Speaker 1: guess you have us now with you. Thank you. You're
Speaker 1: my asterix. So when will you release it? Though never
Speaker 1: I've released some of it. I'm definitely way healthier with it,
Speaker 1: but I I do feel like I'm constantly at the
Speaker 1: center of either attack or the center of people's plans
Speaker 1: to attack. Yeah, I just feel like, you're aware of
Speaker 1: it now, so you can welcome it and acknowledge it
Speaker 1: and release it. Yeah, let's go. I don't even let
Speaker 1: that motivate me as as the most thing any But
Speaker 1: what motivates me now is to prove people right that
Speaker 1: believed in me, more so than prove people wrong that don't.
Speaker 1: And that turned for me when I got the million
Speaker 1: dollars fine at the SEC, I was like, I was
Speaker 1: just embarrassed. Find a million bucks. And I was like, ah, man,
Speaker 1: there are people that invested a lot of time and
Speaker 1: money and radio real estate in me, put me all
Speaker 1: these places and here I go and get find a
Speaker 1: million dollars. And so once that happened and we got
Speaker 1: through it, I was like, you know what kind of
Speaker 1: I just need to prove the people right now that
Speaker 1: took big chances on me. So although I still like
Speaker 1: to see the people that and even today there's still
Speaker 1: those a lot of haters, I like siam suffer, but
Speaker 1: mostly I like to see the people that believed. I
Speaker 1: feel good about it, and then I like to believe
Speaker 1: in others in the same way. But I still like
Speaker 1: to sim suffer. I do, and some days are better
Speaker 1: than others. And some days I am. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: holding like a seven year grudge against one person. And
Speaker 1: then I got a new grudge I'm not telling you,
Speaker 1: And I got a new seven years. Oh I've really
Speaker 1: done wrong, and I got a new grudge against Not
Speaker 1: a grudge, I'm talking about a full scale, one hundred
Speaker 1: percent drip drop slow drip. I think you know where
Speaker 1: I'm going with this. You know, my favorite is the
Speaker 1: slow drip, well seven years, pretty slow slow drip revenge
Speaker 1: that you're slowly getting. Oh, there's a new one, and
Speaker 1: it's going to slow drip what they have no idea.
Speaker 1: It's happening for how many years he's dunk was done
Speaker 1: so dirty? How many years? I don't know. And most
Speaker 1: of them might get over. But when you go real dirty,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jep drop you for a boot, real dirty.
Speaker 1: Oh you know you know, Amy, Well, you mean the
Speaker 1: current one or the seven year one? The current one?
Speaker 1: You know it's I don't even know either one. Yes,
Speaker 1: you do, look at mine, you do, But I feel
Speaker 1: like the seven year ones. I'm stumped on um all
Speaker 1: of it. You just yeah, I'm health, I'm good. I
Speaker 1: only have two I used to like ninety you know,
Speaker 1: we still have to take a class for your million
Speaker 1: dollar fine. YEA. Every year I get text from all
Speaker 1: my friends than the radio, going, hey, we're taking the
Speaker 1: Bobby test. I have taken the Bobby test. I have
Speaker 1: to take a test, the Boby test again. I have
Speaker 1: to take a test that I made everybody take and
Speaker 1: I'm like and then I fail it. You get all
Speaker 1: the answers wrong. Scientists have printed three D human testicle
Speaker 1: um cells that actually work in human testicles. What does
Speaker 1: that mean, like testicular cells. Well, if you have testicles,
Speaker 1: what do they have? Well, falls exactly, seals. Researchers have
Speaker 1: prevented three D printed human testicular cells that might be
Speaker 1: able to produce sperm. Like that's the whole point of them.
Speaker 1: Like if you lose them, or your accident or Lance Armstrong, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had to lose one cancer. So in infertility in general,
Speaker 1: I mean really it's infertility in general for different things.
Speaker 1: But they think that they can help with this by
Speaker 1: posing these cells. That's from the Journal Star. If you
Speaker 1: care about that, probably add on too if you want
Speaker 1: I wonder four. I don't think they make new nuts.
Speaker 1: It's testicular cells. You think they're doing balls. Stop doing
Speaker 1: the circus. That's a lot sometimes though, I can't find
Speaker 1: one of them. Stop, I don't What do you talk about?
Speaker 1: You can't find Okay, I can't find one. Yeah, where
Speaker 1: is it? One? Like ninjas can like stick talk about this,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about ninjas. Ninjas can hide their vulnerability cause
Speaker 1: they get into a fight. They don't want to get
Speaker 1: punched in them in the nuts because that will that
Speaker 1: will knock them down. So they can take their genitals
Speaker 1: and put it in their stump, push it up in
Speaker 1: their stomach. Cool. Really cool. I've never tried that. I
Speaker 1: probably won't try that. I've signed us all that for
Speaker 1: ninja class next week as our group bonding the name
Speaker 1: you wanted? Uh what it's the post show. We go
Speaker 1: places that no man has ever gone before. I know,
Speaker 1: but I still have to sit here in between it.
Speaker 1: Do meean you too? Talking about your well you talk
Speaker 1: about your period. We were lit, yes, true, we can
Speaker 1: do that. And we were literally talking about testicular cells. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I said something and then you said sometimes
Speaker 1: I can't. That was weird. But it's okay though all
Speaker 1: the time. But that was a little weird. Absolutely okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay. I mean how it happens a lot of guys.
Speaker 1: Mitchell Tenpenny is on the Bobbycast this week. It was
Speaker 1: really great him over for an hour yesterday. We tried
Speaker 1: to find a time and they kept getting bumped and
Speaker 1: he had to go fly down to have He had
Speaker 1: to go fly to have dinner and then fly right
Speaker 1: back with somebody in Dallas like a radio person. Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And so we talked about that, and you know, he's
Speaker 1: engaged to an artist and you would know him from
Speaker 1: this song here that's drunk me go ahead copy hangover
Speaker 1: like you. And then we talked about his ACM performance
Speaker 1: and he got the flu right before I had to
Speaker 1: get like all shot up to go on stage. There
Speaker 1: you go. I was trying to impress Chris Young and
Speaker 1: when we wrote it, and so I sung it way
Speaker 1: too high. And then so now it's a challenge. And
Speaker 1: I had the flu at the ACMs, not COVID, I
Speaker 1: had the flu, and so I had to get a
Speaker 1: steroid shot I had to get I was so scared
Speaker 1: that I wasn't gonna be able to hit the note.
Speaker 1: The adrenaline kicked in. It was fun, you know, as
Speaker 1: my first ACM performance ever, and so we just kind
Speaker 1: of like you do, you turn it on, you figured
Speaker 1: out and then you kind of black out and then
Speaker 1: it's over. But I was so nervous all day man,
Speaker 1: to be honest, what he really was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Mitchell tenpennies on the bobycast today. If it's not up
Speaker 1: right now, to go up as soon as we're done here,
Speaker 1: because my cast to push a button. It is up now.
Speaker 1: He just pushed a button. You heard it right there there.
Speaker 1: It is. So male birth control? Is it like a
Speaker 1: pill you take? Well? So the yes, it is actually
Speaker 1: a pill. The male birth control pill for men is
Speaker 1: expected to start human trials this year. So right now,
Speaker 1: I don't think any of us would try it because
Speaker 1: at the stages of our life that we are. Yeah, ed,
Speaker 1: he's got kids, but they probably have people your age. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: my question is, at any point in your life would
Speaker 1: you have tried this? Hey, we have a trial for
Speaker 1: the dude birth control pill. Would you do it? Eddie?
Speaker 1: At any point in your life would you have tried to?
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't be the first one to try it,
Speaker 1: but if it's women trials, Eddie, it's I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: not big on trials of anything. Um, so I'd say no,
Speaker 1: I'm good. What about to do a deal for servative
Speaker 1: way if you're telling me you don't do a free
Speaker 1: trial from Netflix or Hulu and get a very different
Speaker 1: I'm talking about this one, the first male birth control pill.
Speaker 1: Would you do it? Um? I probably yes, but I
Speaker 1: don't think. I wouldn't be against the trial part of it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be against the pill. I think, oh that's great,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't need it. Girls didn't want to touch me. No, no,
Speaker 1: I get it. But what if the trial ended in
Speaker 1: the result. I'm not gonna take a pill to swackon bangs. No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no. The trial is oh it failed, Bobby.
Speaker 1: Now you have a kid. Sorry, like it was a test,
Speaker 1: the test, you're the test work if I'm the place
Speaker 1: and so now you have a little Bobby. Okay, but
Speaker 1: what's your question? Would you still do that? That's the risk? Okay,
Speaker 1: but women have to take birth control of the time. Person. No, No,
Speaker 1: you're making up a scenario. They're not placebo in people,
Speaker 1: not place I'm saying, like you you try it, it
Speaker 1: doesn't work. You have baby, Bobby, they're trying to get
Speaker 1: the concoction just right, and yours, well, well we failed.
Speaker 1: You got the concoctions like okay, but I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: because I wasn't okay. But hypothetically speak, you would be like, well,
Speaker 1: I kind of want my So every time a woman
Speaker 1: takes a different birth control, it's trial and arrow because
Speaker 1: everybody's body is so different. Like the first time I
Speaker 1: gone on it, I was like twenty six is documented
Speaker 1: live on the air, because I had never taken it before,
Speaker 1: and it's like right after I got married, and I
Speaker 1: was a crazy person, very it was tough. I was not,
Speaker 1: and and other people that took it the same kind
Speaker 1: they were fine. I took that kind and I was crazy,
Speaker 1: so I stopped taking it. Weird. Everybody's body is different exactly,
Speaker 1: but women have to trial and narrow it all the time.
Speaker 1: So you're saying we should do it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not trialing it. You didn't have to do a trial
Speaker 1: of the original birth control. But I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: like it is, but okay, you can feel like it,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't. I understand different ones till I found
Speaker 1: the one that worked for me. Different ones that already
Speaker 1: work and don't. And then then I was like, forget
Speaker 1: that I've been proven to work with other humans. This
Speaker 1: isn't prove anything was already approved. Yes, yeah, except for
Speaker 1: I don't know who knows, No, we do, we know
Speaker 1: they weren't giving you don't know who knows the hormones,
Speaker 1: and all these years from now what it might be causing.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. What is I saw
Speaker 1: you talking about Bad Vegan? Is that a restaurant? So
Speaker 1: it's a documentary on Netflix about a woman that had
Speaker 1: a vegan restaurant in New York City and she ended
Speaker 1: up like so she had she was I think, like
Speaker 1: featured in you know, Gwyneth Paltrow's magazine, like different things,
Speaker 1: like a lot of Goop, Yeah, Goop, all like famous
Speaker 1: people started to gravitate to the restaurant because it was
Speaker 1: like the best place to get vegan food in New
Speaker 1: York and like Alec Baldwin frequented there. She kind of
Speaker 1: struck up relationship with him. But then it's actually he
Speaker 1: met his current wife at her restaurant. Then they got married.
Speaker 1: But because she had befriended Alec Baldwin and she followed
Speaker 1: him on Twitter, she kind of noticed this other guy
Speaker 1: that would tweet Alec a lot, and she thought they
Speaker 1: were friends, and then they all started tweeting, and then
Speaker 1: she started dating him and he ended up brainwashing her.
Speaker 1: And I'm a little I'm very lost. Yeah, well, don't
Speaker 1: be It's okay. I'm just saying if poor Alec Baldwin,
Speaker 1: like he probably doesn't even want to be a part
Speaker 1: of this narrative because he did nothing wrong, but he's
Speaker 1: in this documentary or mentioned in it. And it's kind
Speaker 1: of like, if you think about it, if Alec Baldwin
Speaker 1: had never eaten at that restaurant, she would have never
Speaker 1: met this guy, and then her life would have been ruined.
Speaker 1: She went to jail, like she ended up because of
Speaker 1: the brainwashing. If you believe her, she like got money
Speaker 1: from people and he took money from her and other
Speaker 1: people close in her life. And then she said that
Speaker 1: thing again for me, wunch apart. What will you tell
Speaker 1: me to get caught up again? Because I lost minds?
Speaker 1: Don't be lost? Oh brainwashing? There you go. Yeah, audience
Speaker 1: scoring Rotten Tomatoes twenty six percent. That's oh wow. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying invest your time in it. I just felt
Speaker 1: bad for Alec Baldwin. Well, this is the third Scammer
Speaker 1: show out now, Like I think people might be over
Speaker 1: the whole scam story. I think they're right into it
Speaker 1: right now. Do you think I think? Listen, Honestly, me
Speaker 1: repeating it, it's probably a little hard for me to say.
Speaker 1: Work with the Jim Gaffigan joke this morning, good one. Huh.
Speaker 1: You can't tell you heard it though? Was it better
Speaker 1: when we play? Yes? When we Morgan? Are you there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here? Sorry, Amy, do you want to finish on this?
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna well, I was just gonna say I
Speaker 1: didn't watch the whole thing. Oh my god, we just
Speaker 1: did that and you okay, but I watched. No, feel
Speaker 1: like we just watched me. And I give that a
Speaker 1: twenty six percent on that story. I read about the story.
Speaker 1: I write about it. Morgan, Yes, cool. Eddie was trying
Speaker 1: to tell you the joke as well, the Jim Gaffin joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was sitting in there like trying to recap it.
Speaker 1: I was like, Eddie, this joke isn't funny at all.
Speaker 1: And then we played the actual like Jim Gaffigan joke.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's hilarious and Eddie didn't even
Speaker 1: tell it remotely correct because he sounds funny, like he
Speaker 1: just talks and he sounds funny. But you can do impressions,
Speaker 1: so why not. I didn't want to do it like him.
Speaker 1: It was just the premise of the joke because I
Speaker 1: feel like and Lunchbox was with me too. He we
Speaker 1: feel that humor because I think our wives do the
Speaker 1: exact same thing, like you're going to the bathroom again,
Speaker 1: where are you going the bathroom? Why? Like that's funny,
Speaker 1: And that's all I was saying. I wasn't trying to
Speaker 1: retell the joke the way Jim did. My wife is
Speaker 1: a bit different because I have such stomach issues. She
Speaker 1: gives me, she cheers for me, take a pepper. ALI
Speaker 1: want to go to the bathroom. It's like all right,
Speaker 1: but it's a win. It's like it's like, all right,
Speaker 1: you're gonna do good. You're gonna do good. You're gonna
Speaker 1: go in there, you're gonna give it your all, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna come out and I'm fired up. I'll run
Speaker 1: through a wall. I was like, coach, give me the
Speaker 1: pep talk from going into the game. It's like, you
Speaker 1: got this. You go into the bathroom, and you do
Speaker 1: what you do and i'll see you in about an hour.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, it's your phone charge. She's checking
Speaker 1: out me too. Okay, you got your phone charged? Yeah
Speaker 1: yeah I do. Okay, good, Um there's toilet paper, yeah okay, good,
Speaker 1: all right, So what's the goal? Okay, you can do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got this. It's a little different, yeah, a little different,
Speaker 1: but that's just because you know, what I have to
Speaker 1: eat now, not half recommended to eat now because she's
Speaker 1: stare teaching about where she she'll put them in front
Speaker 1: of me is prunes because she knows I'm eleven and
Speaker 1: I was eleven years old. Yeah yeah, and I'm eleven,
Speaker 1: and I'll just see nothing to fix what's wrong with me.
Speaker 1: And so she'll be like, hey, I think you should
Speaker 1: have maybe have a couple of these if you're hungry,
Speaker 1: Like I don't feel like snacking, but I do. I'm starving.
Speaker 1: I just don't want need a prune. And so I
Speaker 1: eat a couple of prunes. And the truth is I
Speaker 1: actually kind of like them, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: admit that now because I was so anti prune. So
Speaker 1: you're not gonna tell her that. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll eat another couple of prunes, and then I eat
Speaker 1: them and inside I'm like hmm. But on the outside
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, she's like, thank you for eating them.
Speaker 1: Why is everything a game? Why does Why can't you
Speaker 1: just be like, Okay, I'm starting to like these. Who
Speaker 1: would do that, I'd be boring. Do you like plums? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what a prune is, right, A dried plum. I
Speaker 1: love a plum, But plums are seasonal at times you
Speaker 1: can't get great fresh ones. And they're also not in
Speaker 1: a bag that she's buy the grocery store and keep
Speaker 1: for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, they go back pretty quick.
Speaker 1: So but I do love plums. But if you're going
Speaker 1: as far as the ranking of fruits, like the one
Speaker 1: I like the most of a peach? Oh not banana.
Speaker 1: No banana solid it's always there for you. It's like
Speaker 1: the most solid. Yeah, it's always there for you can
Speaker 1: get a little. Yeah, double thumbs up on banana as
Speaker 1: always being an option that you like. But a good
Speaker 1: soft peach there is no fruit like it better than
Speaker 1: a strawberry. Oh yeah, nothing hits like a soft peach
Speaker 1: to strawberries like the best. Yeah, I guess I like
Speaker 1: strawberry flavored stuff. I just like red flavored stuff like cherry,
Speaker 1: like strawberry. But when it comes to eating a fruit
Speaker 1: like and a hard peach sucks. It's not perfectly. I'll
Speaker 1: beat it on the on the toft, but that's not
Speaker 1: the same. No, that bruises, Yeah, same. But I do
Speaker 1: like a good soft peach. And sometimes I'll pull over
Speaker 1: one of these roadside peach stands, or like fresh pizzas
Speaker 1: peaches from Georgia, and I'll stop and they're the same
Speaker 1: garbage at the grocery store. You lied, These aren't from Georgia.
Speaker 1: And so I know a peach truck you need to
Speaker 1: go to. Everybody's got a peach struck. Everybody's got a guy.
Speaker 1: It's right around the corner. Yeah, he's not my guy.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like eating peaches on
Speaker 1: the corners. I'll like eating peaches in cold sacks. Oh,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna pick a I don't know any of those. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I like a nice pear. I hate maybe the worst.
Speaker 1: It might be the worst. Maybe the worst. No, No,
Speaker 1: candle oupe is the worst. You know. I'm growing into cannlee. Didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't for a long time. Didn't like great honey,
Speaker 1: great fruit. Man, don't sleep that's right, I hated it.
Speaker 1: Don't sleep on a great fruit, though I love great
Speaker 1: fruit juice now, I don't know why change in my
Speaker 1: taste buds. And even a great fruit I can do.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. But I would go peaches and apples
Speaker 1: are below bananas, and I can eat an apple most
Speaker 1: of the time. But that's like a cracker, like an
Speaker 1: old salt tea. It's just a cracker. It's good, it's
Speaker 1: always solid, it's there. But I'll go peaches. If someone
Speaker 1: will peel the orange for me. An orange. Somebody has
Speaker 1: to do it for you. If they do, I put
Speaker 1: it out there. If they do, I put it up
Speaker 1: there if I have to. If I cut it myself,
Speaker 1: and how this it right falls down a couple of spots,
Speaker 1: and I don't like to peel it myself, so I
Speaker 1: just won't eat it. Did you ever try to put
Speaker 1: a straw in it like they do in those commercials? No,
Speaker 1: but a coconut doesn't work. Coconut coconut, fresh coconut water
Speaker 1: coconut was down in Costa Rica. They're everywhere. They have
Speaker 1: them here too, yeah, but down there they pick them
Speaker 1: right for the trees. Then they make you poop. I
Speaker 1: don't do it, not me, you know it does prunes? Okay, peaches?
Speaker 1: An orange that's peeled for me, guys, I don't want
Speaker 1: to peel. It's not second. Then I would put an
Speaker 1: unpeeled orange at like sixth but I want't you just
Speaker 1: peel it. I can't, but I won't because I don't
Speaker 1: have any fingernails. Look, you can use it, and it's
Speaker 1: not worth the time for me. The joy I get
Speaker 1: from the orange isn't worth the time that I've spent
Speaker 1: peeling it, especially because I know there's always that little
Speaker 1: orange stuff still sticky on the outside of it, and
Speaker 1: then I end up trying to get off of my teeth,
Speaker 1: and then the taste is in my mouth and it
Speaker 1: can't enjoy the orange because I'm eating orange peel. How
Speaker 1: do you turn? Next week? Man? Next weekend? Time? Age
Speaker 1: only a number. It doesn't matter. If I wasn't this old,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have these poignant beliefs on fruit. Peeled orange
Speaker 1: number two all right? Peeled for me? Now, I feel
Speaker 1: like you're forgetting grapes before you do. I'm only I'm
Speaker 1: only the two. But which color grapes? Only? Only only
Speaker 1: what green? Hold on? I just want to get to
Speaker 1: my list. Guys, Peaches appealed, peeled by somebody else. Watermelon,
Speaker 1: now somebody have to cut it for you. No, but
Speaker 1: hate seeds? Seedless? Oh, now we're talking. We're getting to work. Yes,
Speaker 1: didn't that weird? That? Like that? That's science? That's science, right,
Speaker 1: Like somehow they scientifically made they bred watermelons, so there
Speaker 1: aren't seeds. That's crazy. That's not the way they're supposed
Speaker 1: to be. Did you think watermelons animal? A watermelon would
Speaker 1: grow in your tummy when you were a kid. Did
Speaker 1: you think of watermelon would grow in your stomach if
Speaker 1: you ate a seed? Yes? Yeah, I don't think I
Speaker 1: was ever. Oh you're smarter than that. And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I want to, and I'm on that premise. I wanted to.
Speaker 1: How could you think that if you never knew anyone
Speaker 1: that had a I can see where people would think that.
Speaker 1: I did you think it took seven years to pass gum? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Watermelon at three? Even seeds and watermelon, Although I hate
Speaker 1: seeds so much, but I love a watermelon smoothie. M
Speaker 1: for sure those pre cut watermelon because cutting a watermelon
Speaker 1: maybe the biggest pan in the butt. O. The same
Speaker 1: person that pills my orange cuts a watermelon. Oh, really good.
Speaker 1: That's like fresh pineapple. Yeah, same thing. Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 1: Three is watermelon. Okay, So I got peaches, don't forget strawberries.
Speaker 1: I haven't forgot a single fruit. Just saying there are
Speaker 1: a lot of fruit out there. You may not be thinking.
Speaker 1: There's not one single fruit I've forgotten right now, kish,
Speaker 1: I forgot that one. Cherry cherries, cherries the world like
Speaker 1: cherry again, cherry coke, the cherry icy, the vest a
Speaker 1: real cherry. Oh I love a real cherry. Nice. I
Speaker 1: like cherries. Yeah, I'm probably gonna go at number four
Speaker 1: a banana. That's where that's where it falls in for
Speaker 1: me when I waited all out five? Probably great? Now
Speaker 1: does someone have to peel the banana? I do that? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not crazy. Do you peel the banana
Speaker 1: from the stem or from the butt side? No, always
Speaker 1: the top, but their sleep So I'm a psycho killers
Speaker 1: It's not psycho. It's actually the easier way to peel out.
Speaker 1: You saw a monkey in a news story about it.
Speaker 1: You don't peel it that way. Somebody told me to
Speaker 1: do it that way. And now when I remember sometimes peel,
Speaker 1: I used to put the peel in my smoothies because
Speaker 1: someone said there was a nutrients in it, and it
Speaker 1: was all blended up so you couldn't tell. I got peach,
Speaker 1: A peeled orange watermelon cut by somebody else, A banana
Speaker 1: grapes at five we go blueberries, doesn't matter the color
Speaker 1: the think about blueberries. Not like them as a flavor,
Speaker 1: but just as a fruit itself. For me good. I've
Speaker 1: been very disappointed in the taste of blueberries lately. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: or maybe my grocery store has a shot store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they have. I buy a whole box, and I
Speaker 1: got a guy down the corner brought about your peach guy.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, wait was your four banana grapes? Banana four?
Speaker 1: Grape five? Probably a good strawberry final it's six, um,
Speaker 1: and then I do grab bag at seven of whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like whatever medley, different mood. I don't really like
Speaker 1: a fruit medley though, because there's always even if I
Speaker 1: like all the fruits and the fruit medley, there are
Speaker 1: a couple of fruits that dominate the medley that I
Speaker 1: like more, and I aim for them and go for them,
Speaker 1: and then I'm upset at the ones that are left,
Speaker 1: even though I still kind of like them. I just
Speaker 1: wanted more of the ones I really loved. So fruit
Speaker 1: medley's throw me off a little. It never fails. I
Speaker 1: always end up with melons on the bottom, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm done. I like candle out though I
Speaker 1: probably at six or seven. What's the green one? Is that?
Speaker 1: A honeydus? Also great? They're in the same class. Taste
Speaker 1: of honeydu and candle likes me are the same fruit,
Speaker 1: just different spray paint. MIC's over. I know I'm what
Speaker 1: I'm like, broken down fruit. And nobody likes a pear,
Speaker 1: so I'm very like whatever, Yeah, pears after my own butt,
Speaker 1: so I like my own butt. I love a good
Speaker 1: pair and that hurts to do, Like, I really got
Speaker 1: a stretch for a couple of days. That's how much
Speaker 1: I do not want to eat a pair. Good. Um,
Speaker 1: I think that's it. Good You didn't want to go
Speaker 1: down the list of jams. Do you know what I
Speaker 1: have at the house. I have a peach salsas. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't know the kind it is. Somebody gifted
Speaker 1: to us. But it's like a guy in camouflage, his
Speaker 1: face like he's just hunting. Yes, and it's a peach. Wait,
Speaker 1: are you sure it's not Newman because I think Newman
Speaker 1: has that too. It's a guy looks like maybe it's
Speaker 1: the mango one. I'm thinking. Good. It looks like Arkansas
Speaker 1: Keith on the jar. It literally does like someone made
Speaker 1: it down to the corner next time. My fertilizer guy
Speaker 1: and Amy's peach guy and I don't know how we
Speaker 1: got it. It It was a gift from somebody, but it is.
Speaker 1: It's a peach salsa and I love peaches. We have
Speaker 1: mango sausa too. That's cool. They're both really good. It's funny.
Speaker 1: You would never think that would go together, but it
Speaker 1: tastes so good. Mike, do you know what that is?
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm looking it up to let me ask Caitlin.
Speaker 1: I swear I've seen the guy that looks like Arkansas Keith, Like,
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about. Probably no, Um, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's that kind of salsa that we have that it
Speaker 1: looks like Arkansas keats in the front of it and Hello,
Speaker 1: it's a peach and it's good morning. We're talking about salsa,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you. We'll see if she gets to that.
Speaker 1: She does. I've turned all the alerts on my phone off. Um,
Speaker 1: so now I still look at my phone enough to
Speaker 1: see him for the most part. But she has no
Speaker 1: alerts and doesn't look at her phone, so she may
Speaker 1: get that Monday. Yes, so your sounds all off, but
Speaker 1: you still get notifications, right, yeah, so like right, I
Speaker 1: just I just got a text, So if the text
Speaker 1: comes through, it'll show up. Got it. That's not from her.
Speaker 1: I've been ever, I've been not on my phone as
Speaker 1: much this week, and I know it's probably frustrating for
Speaker 1: some because if you don't trying to get hold back
Speaker 1: to them right away. But also at the same time,
Speaker 1: it feels nice. It's like, um, who is it that
Speaker 1: doesn't oh Ed Sheeran doesn't have phone? Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: always feel like somebody right next to him as a phone. Correct. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably accurate. But still, the fact that you don't
Speaker 1: have a phone on you, it's got to be a
Speaker 1: great feeling, I know, But I mean I still need
Speaker 1: to get and honestly some we have the If someone
Speaker 1: in my family needs something, there's the alexa. They can
Speaker 1: drop in, or they can text my daughter or my son,
Speaker 1: like there's waves so they can show up at the house.
Speaker 1: Morgan to eat a lot of fruit, because it's you're
Speaker 1: a vegan. She's a vegetarian. But yes, I do eat
Speaker 1: a lot of fruit. Melon. What tree your top three fruits? Please? Um?
Speaker 1: I would say green apples, oh at number one, Granny Smith, legit,
Speaker 1: I love them. I eat them with peanut butter a lot.
Speaker 1: But just to apple, it's you can't put now take
Speaker 1: back fruit alone, okay, because I'll be like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I like a great but I like a hidden in
Speaker 1: cheesecake and I don't feel like that is the same thing. Fair,
Speaker 1: All right, here, go ahead. It's still be at number one. Um,
Speaker 1: then watermelon, and then is avocado of fruit? Yes, because
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Let's not bull crap at each other here, right.
Speaker 1: It may be scientifically a fruit and a tomato maybe
Speaker 1: a fruit, but the pumpkins should not wait, Yeah, anything
Speaker 1: they say anything with seeds, pumpkin, they say anything with
Speaker 1: seeds as a fruit. It used to me I would
Speaker 1: miss that trivia question. If it is a pumpkin of fruit,
Speaker 1: do not put that an easy trivia? Well, now we know,
Speaker 1: but I think in this it's a fruit category. Good, nice,
Speaker 1: thank you. In this category, we can't put things they
Speaker 1: don't like. That's it's gotta be sweet. Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: eliminate that. Morgan, no avocado, okay, okay, So then third
Speaker 1: would be grapes, red seedless grapes. Oh yeah, grapes. All
Speaker 1: the grapes, the red ones I like, the black and
Speaker 1: red and the black ones are really good. How do
Speaker 1: you feel about Morgan? Say, there's green, there's there's black grapes.
Speaker 1: They are so good. It looks like doctor, doctor, it's
Speaker 1: the color thing to me. Then our colors like the same.
Speaker 1: Maybe I think they're blackberries. No, because blackberries are bumpy. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know it's gonna be like eight on my list
Speaker 1: on a hot day in Arkansas picking a little BlackBerry
Speaker 1: off and not being one of the sea dunes and
Speaker 1: eating right there. Yeah, how do you know it's safe
Speaker 1: to eat? We don't. We don't care. When you grow
Speaker 1: up black grew up eat on the land. I would
Speaker 1: get nervous eating off the land because I just am
Speaker 1: not knowledgeable. And by the land, I mean in the
Speaker 1: ditch behind the field house behind the Mountain High School.
Speaker 1: They just black blackberries, Yeah, BlackBerry blackberries. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I thought I came one messaged me back about this sausa.
Speaker 1: But she is not. Oh, it says she today. She
Speaker 1: kept an audio message from you. But that doesn't really
Speaker 1: mean people keep the message. What does that mean? I
Speaker 1: thought it did. No, because I'll send her a voice.
Speaker 1: Why did you keep that one? She goes, I didn't
Speaker 1: keep it? So do you ever see me keep yours?
Speaker 1: If you send me one? Nope, you don't want to
Speaker 1: send them because one I don't. Nope, Nope, nope keeping
Speaker 1: I've never seen that, But I've seen Caitlyn keep mine.
Speaker 1: So what's the difference you've seen Caitlyn keep yours? Why
Speaker 1: would you said keep? I don't know why? I know?
Speaker 1: Why is it dead? Because yours never says? I got
Speaker 1: a new phone, new phone number? Where wait? Why this
Speaker 1: is still the old one? But I'm transitioning. You're gonna
Speaker 1: let us know? Maybe, but he doesn't tell us you flight,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, man, I got it yesterday afternoon. Listen to this.
Speaker 1: I go to the phone store. I need a new
Speaker 1: phone number. I go to the phone store, and I
Speaker 1: think you can go in and go out like the
Speaker 1: Apple store, go buy a phone, leave set it all
Speaker 1: up yourself, a little more nuanced that little A couple
Speaker 1: of little things you gotta do, a couple of conversation
Speaker 1: you gotta have. And I say, this guy looks so
Speaker 1: familiar that is working at the Verizon store. I didn't
Speaker 1: know if I was gonna show this on the real show,
Speaker 1: but I'm into it now, let's talk about it. And
Speaker 1: he sounds so familiar, and I so like some shady,
Speaker 1: not shady, secrety type stuff happening in the back of
Speaker 1: the room. And they kind of moved out a little bit.
Speaker 1: And he looks like Dave Chapelle. And he sounds exactly
Speaker 1: like Dave Chapelle. His name is Kinny on his name attack.
Speaker 1: I don't think anything about it. I'm just like, man,
Speaker 1: this guy looks exactly Dave Chapelle, sounds exactly. It sounds
Speaker 1: exact like Dave Chapelle. And so we're talking and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I need to get a new line. Got too many
Speaker 1: weirdos calling me, and kind of get another phone because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep this one in transition over the next
Speaker 1: couple months, and I'll cancel it eliment. Ninety percent of
Speaker 1: my phone list people are in these I've had the
Speaker 1: same number for twenty years almost. He's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean you're doing our thing. Is he funny at all?
Speaker 1: I'm hilarious. He's joking too, like hilarious. And he's like, so,
Speaker 1: what do you do man for a living? At first
Speaker 1: he said something real nice because I had show my
Speaker 1: ID so I could he could get into my account whatever,
Speaker 1: and he goes, dang forty one. He goes, I put
Speaker 1: you about ten years earlier, dog, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I text Caitlin immediately. I was like, huh, I guess
Speaker 1: flicks thirty one. And so we're talking. He goes, what
Speaker 1: do you do for a living? I said, oh, do
Speaker 1: a radio show, just some TV stuff. Um, it's a
Speaker 1: little bit of everything, but nothing really great, but a
Speaker 1: lot of mediocre. And he's like ah, and he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I've been working on some comedy lately. I
Speaker 1: swear to god, this is weird. And I say really.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I say, you know, I said, I
Speaker 1: don't consider myself like a real comedian, I said, but
Speaker 1: I guess I do what comedians do. I go on
Speaker 1: stage and tell jokes. For now, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: I I guess I'm a comedian. I just don't consider
Speaker 1: that my first number one thing. And he goes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you tell where you tell jokes like the comedy clubber said, well,
Speaker 1: I pointed the opery last night. He's like, you did,
Speaker 1: and I was like yeah. He goes, oh, you like
Speaker 1: really tell jokes and I was like yeah, but sure,
Speaker 1: And so we're talking a little bit and he's like, man,
Speaker 1: just at the comment, I'm starting to feel like I'm
Speaker 1: on a TV show like that. Kenny has been that.
Speaker 1: Kenny has been punking me the whole time. And I
Speaker 1: noticed something in the back of the store that looked
Speaker 1: fish But how would they have known I was going there?
Speaker 1: I had only told a couple of people that I
Speaker 1: was going there, and all this is raising through my head.
Speaker 1: So I started to get a little testy with not mean.
Speaker 1: I'm testing Kenny on stuff, and he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I've been trying some comedy stuff and people say I
Speaker 1: sound look like Dave Chappelle. So I try not to
Speaker 1: do a lot of material like him and he said
Speaker 1: this yes, and I'm like, yeah, I see how that
Speaker 1: could be an issue if you wanted to be in
Speaker 1: comedy and he goes, yeah, a pandemic though. So I
Speaker 1: just did some stuff like around the house, and Chappelle
Speaker 1: did stuff at his house on Netflix in Ohio, and
Speaker 1: so I said where are you from? I said where
Speaker 1: are you from? In He's like, oh, yeah, from the Middlewest, Ohio.
Speaker 1: In my head, I'm like, I'm a I'm on a
Speaker 1: show and I've nail. I called it like I'm on
Speaker 1: a show, and so I started, I'm like yeah, so
Speaker 1: another guy that cause, I goes, hey, he Canny starts
Speaker 1: talking to Kenny for a second, tell they're kind of friends.
Speaker 1: And I said, hey, where's Kenny from? And he's got
Speaker 1: to say somebody he gets called away in his phone
Speaker 1: or something I don't know, and I said, hey, we're
Speaker 1: in the Middlewest. Kenny. He goes Chicago and then guys
Speaker 1: coming back, I know they weren't talking to each other.
Speaker 1: They got literally got a call and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: you're Kenny your friends? Where's Kenny from? Gonna catch him
Speaker 1: in a lie? Come on, or gonna catch it? And
Speaker 1: he goes Kenny from Chicago, and that's when I realized
Speaker 1: it wasn't Dachapell at all. I just gotta look like him.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, you will never have that time you were
Speaker 1: on that light some TV show that you know, you're
Speaker 1: cover comedian at the store. Guy's going on on the back.
Speaker 1: Do you ever find out I never just moved some
Speaker 1: boxes in and got a shipment in because they did
Speaker 1: it a little more after I was done with my
Speaker 1: whole Oh man, But I thought for a second it
Speaker 1: was Dave Spelling. I was just like him. It wasn't
Speaker 1: at all. So that's the story. That was Kenny from Chicago.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about that story, and if you guys
Speaker 1: won't will allow this. That was a great story that
Speaker 1: had you end. You were you were listening, you're you're intrigued.
Speaker 1: The ending was terrible. Yeah, but all that time you
Speaker 1: spent feeling that emotion. That's a win. You just got
Speaker 1: to experience. It's a compelling story. Well how does Ray end?
Speaker 1: Like see clickbait Ray? He always has a good story
Speaker 1: and then doesn't have a good story. Okay, Ray has
Speaker 1: a good tease and a terrible story. Ray's like if
Speaker 1: I were to be like, uh, well, I can't even do.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to do a great tease with
Speaker 1: no story. Had it been like you'll you'll never guys,
Speaker 1: you'll never guess happened to my foot. I've only ever
Speaker 1: seen this on the news, but it happened to my
Speaker 1: foot yesterday. I'm gonna tell you about three minutes and
Speaker 1: it's I'm still concerned. And then you come back you're like,
Speaker 1: that's Ray doing that, and you come back up chewing
Speaker 1: b bones. Well, here's the thing. I stubbed my toe
Speaker 1: on the bed anyway, so ay, let's get your skinny.
Speaker 1: That's Ray's version of that. Okay, we're done. I was,
Speaker 1: I have no salsa and that's it. Okay, Okay. I
Speaker 1: hope you guys enjoyed the post show and we will
Speaker 1: see you on Monday. By everybody,