WEBVTT - 6 Degrees of Ray J (with Keith Johnson) 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:05.800 If the money was right, would y'all do a BT 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:07.080 comic view set? 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:08.399 If the money was wrong? 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:16.959 If the money is wrong, you love it that much 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:19.000 that you're like, Nah, I'll go do it tonight. 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:21.599 I need seven dollars. I get seven minutes to yeah, 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:22.239 just to do it. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:24.840 Yeah, damn. I think I would do it out of 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:27.479 ego more than out of genuine belief that I would 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:29.000 do well enjoy it. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:31.920 Yeah, exactly. I don't think it's going to like take 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:34.080 my career to the next level or anything like that, 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.760 more than I would even kill. But you know, you 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:37.320 gotta do it. 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:39.720 I if they offered it, I think I do fine, 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:43.640 But I don't think that I'd be like j sliding 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:50.640 his dick, you know what I mean? 0:00:51.840 --> 0:01:00.960 Same set that chips in your. 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:14.840 Qualitys are racists. The money turkey stuff, I can't tell me. 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:22.080 But did it did that. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:24.400 That? 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:25.320 Dude? 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:27.080 Yeah? Ye yay. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:28.280 There it is. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:28.600 There. 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:30.119 It is ladies. 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:33.840 And gentlemen, gentiles and little mamas alike. 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:34.600 There it is. 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:38.080 Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told. 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:40.959 Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:42.959 of black conspiracy theories and. 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:47.640 We finally work to prove that what Will Smith is 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:53.000 experiencing is in fact a lingering curse from the dark 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:59.120 skinned and bim that bitch play on him some some 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:03.080 thirty years years ago for the bullshit he was proving, 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:07.720 and all of this is the fallout from that curse. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:09.160 And I know they've made up. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.639 I know they squashed the beef in a public sense, 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:16.280 but what she fucking felt all those years ago, for 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:19.240 the way that she that he played her, that's a 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.480 curse that can't be lifted, you know what I mean? 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:24.560 That ain't that ain't going nowhere. Just because y'all hugged 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:28.639 on HBO Max, I'm Lnston Kerrman. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.200 I'm David Bori, and I would argue what he was 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:43.880 experiencing was that Dwayne Martin, he was murdering his ship. 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:50.960 He was like, I don't even like that ship, but 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:51.239 he was. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:56.360 He was like, bro, just as a fan of the game, 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:04.480 a fan of backshit as a profession, that Nigga was 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:10.240 killing him. 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:14.200 I couldn't believe that was what because you know Twitter 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.760 or Twitter gives you just the phrase, and it was 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:20.520 like he was he was killing him as like a 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:21.880 trending topic. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.400 And I'm like, all right, this is gonna get sad. 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.280 This is gonna be a fucking like something related to 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:30.160 evil in Palestine right now, Like it's gonna be some 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:34.160 ugly shit, And instead it was just the greatest video 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:35.560 that could be out right now. 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:37.720 I get it though, because I've just you've seen like 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:40.800 animals before, you'd be like, God, damn, I'm just killing 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.120 that Yeah, that's a that's a wild dome. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:48.560 Yeah yeah, that dog ain't got no home training. 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.920 Thank god, they're outside. 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.960 Here's what I'll say, And we have to introduce our guests, 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:00.480 and frankly, if you want to jump, and you're more 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:03.120 than welcome. We realize that this is a this is 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.760 a trendy topic to leave you just waiting on. But 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:11.600 I will say, I will say that it makes me 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:15.680 sad if if true, And obviously there's there's plenty of 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:17.800 reason to believe that this is just made up from 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:22.960 a toxic man upset about losing his relationship with Will Smith. 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:26.640 But if true, I will say, it breaks my heart 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:29.960 that they don't get to kill each other in a public, 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.560 safe way, that they can't truly be honest about the 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.679 relationship that they obviously had. 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:37.960 Oh you think Will Smith was trying to kill as 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.799 well as be killed. No, no, no, I don't think he's switching. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.359 I think if will Smith gets killed like that, he 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.160 just stays killed like that. But I'm saying I wish 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:50.280 that their partnership could be honest out in the world 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.719 and not just something that an assistant would walk in 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:59.320 on and then say on a sad podcast. Do you think, Yeah, yeah, 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:02.800 I don't think you can clap cheeks the way he 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:07.719 described it, and and anyone is unaware there was due 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:10.960 to a season thrown all over the walls, the floor, 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:12.719 the ceiling in a stunt. 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.960 That's that's the smell of passion. 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:31.440 Yeah, you get nobody supposed to be here. 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:38.919 We Oh, I just want I just want them to 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:40.719 be in love, man, I really do. 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:45.280 I don't think love was what was going on in there. Yeah, 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:48.080 I don't know. Man. 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:54.800 Killing this ship our guest today to bring you Sorry, sorry, bro, 0:05:56.279 --> 0:06:00.560 this is I cannot. I wish I could tell you 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.640 that this was a unique experience, and you are this 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:06.000 was some sort of personal thing to you. 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:06.919 It is not. 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:11.200 We rarely set anybody up for a comfortable entrance. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:12.159 That's a problem. 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:15.640 It's we just be talking and then we and then 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:19.760 afterwards we're like, damn, whoo, all right, well this has 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:25.479 nothing to do with with this very funny person we've 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.000 asked to be here, but here we are. Our guest 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.560 today is so fucking funny. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:30.119 He's great. 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.400 You know him from Comedy Central. You know him, and 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:36.760 this is important. This is a little bit of of 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.720 of I can what is it? 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.960 I can agraphy? What's the word that? That's it? 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.279 This nigga's an icon right now and not getting enough 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:47.880 credit for it. He is the first, as far as 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:53.039 I know, the first black beard in history. Stars in 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:57.080 a Postmates commercial proving it documented. 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:59.800 Ain't no, ain't been no black black Beard before. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:06:59.960 This, nigga. 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.240 Give it up for our guest, mister Keith Johnson. 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.640 You want me to say the line? Yes, oh we 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:18.680 go be pilligent. We gonna be pilligent people all the time. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:51.559 Man, I got it. 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:37.120 Up. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:42.400 There There are two real black icons. Man. All that 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.600 was Big Dog. He had a run. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:45.200 Yeah. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:49.000 I met him one time. Really he wasn't interested. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:52.160 Okay, damn. 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:57.560 Yeah no, He's like, I'm not gonna talk to you 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.800 about that. No, I just I didn't even say anything 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.080 about all Start. We were recording in the same studio 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:04.160 because that's where he does them. Yeah, but he can 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:05.960 see in your eyes you wanted it too. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:09.440 Yeah, you didn't respect him the way he wants to 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:10.160 be respected. 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:12.040 I think I was too much respect. 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:15.400 Oh you think this was like overwhelming? 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.560 Yeah? And he had just hopped out of a Porsche. 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.239 I was leaving in an uber. 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:21.200 Okay, I got. 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.200 Keith. Yeah, man, man. 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:26.720 I caught up on the Will Smith news. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:28.920 That's why I came in kind of blind to it, 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:30.640 and now I'm seeing it. 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:34.280 No, you didn't you do that? And I was like, okay, 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.440 but it makes sense. It does make sense, And I think. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.000 That's why he played Yeah, he played quiet for so 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:41.600 long because he got secrets. 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:46.040 Yeah, Jada, I believe Today a video came out of 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:51.319 Jada leaving a building and a paparazzi person asking her 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:55.280 what you what do you think of these these allegations whatever, 0:08:55.679 --> 0:09:00.360 and she stops in the street and says, suing, we 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:04.040 were suing or suing that shit or some shit like 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:08.280 truly is like being vocally like what the fuck? 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:11.640 That's all of it? Yeah, that was crazy. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.080 I didn't know it was going to reach this level. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.040 I thought you didn't think it was going to reach 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:16.760 this level. 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:20.440 No, I you know what, they for years never paid 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:23.559 attention to anything anyone said about them. It used to 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:26.640 be that they ignored everything, which is how they kept 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:31.520 their problems so quiet. And then the post table, red 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:36.440 table talk era they transformed into now we will address 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:41.120 every single rumor about us, and I didn't. I'm still 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:43.200 not used to that with them. I thought maybe they 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:45.640 would just ignore it like they had when they were 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:49.600 true fucking powerhouse people in the industry. 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:53.280 Now they're messy bitches who loved drawing. Yeah. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:57.840 Yeah, it's a weird energy that shifted and that's crazy. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:58.520 Yeh man. 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:04.800 Fuck were you a Will Smith guy? 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:06.680 Yeah, big Willie style. 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:10.880 I bumped the I bumped the Men in Black album, 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:15.360 Watch all the movies Fresh Prince. I mean, this is 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:18.120 kind of a conspiracy theory, but I think the two 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:22.880 black archetypes in Hollywood right now are It's either you're 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.480 a Will Smith guy you know you got the jeans 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:29.760 with the big Jordan's on, or you're a Kanye guy. 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:32.000 Yeah so you have you had. These are the two, 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.560 you know, cultural icons that we followed. 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:42.880 So damn, yeah, damn, that's heartbreaking. The two. 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:45.199 We're done. 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:48.880 Fuck yeah, you're not wrong. 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:52.280 I definitely. I mean I rode for them separately but 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:54.600 equally at various points in my life. 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:58.120 We have I would say, I don't even feel like 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.800 I rode for Will Smith because it was such a 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:04.720 given right. Does that make sense? Like people, when people 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:06.719 would be like, I'm a Will Smith man, I'd be like, yeah, 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:10.720 shut up, loser, every good. I remember I had a 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:13.400 teacher in eighth grade and she was like, I Will 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:15.199 Smith and he doesn't cut in his wraps. And I 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:18.200 was like, shut up, bitch, you know what I mean? 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:21.000 Because it was just like it was so ingrained in 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:24.120 the culture that you didn't even have to like acknowledge it, 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:24.360 you know. 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:28.320 He just was for such a specific era. He was 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:33.000 such a defining type of cool that like I don't 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:35.719 know that I'll ever undo from my head, you know 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:39.559 what I mean. Like he was the coolest motherfucker on 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:45.080 the plane my brain, and and that can't be fixed. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.240 Like I still watch them old episodes, I'd be like 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:53.120 this nigga cool man, God damn things, just fucking cool. 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:55.360 He was cool. But here's the problem for me. He 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:58.600 was so cool that I felt like such the other 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:02.160 that I never related to gotcha. You know what I'm saying. 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:06.400 He was so cool. It was past being aspirational, you 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:09.160 know what I mean, Like, I'm a Jeffrey guy from 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:09.880 that guy. 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:12.840 I think I in my head and I think this 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:16.160 is probably the ego of comedians and people who want 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.680 to be fucking stars like us. 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:21.440 I think I did think I could be that cool someday. 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:22.080 Damn. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.800 I think I didn't think I was at the time. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:28.640 I think I understood my place. But I was like, nah, 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:31.080 if I if I get a few things together, I. 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:38.120 Mean yeah, like if you got the right team. Yeah, 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:41.240 in my brain, I was like, nah, I get next Summers, 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.600 Like if I get an agent. If I get an agent, 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:45.640 I can have Dwayne Martin. 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:48.760 It's just me. 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.600 The moment I realized Will Smith was cool was it 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:58.480 was the I think it was a pilot episode and 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.959 he sat down at the piano and he had his 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.280 tux seed on with the Georgia and he started playing 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:06.040 for at least and You're like, yo, he got gears, bro, 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:11.080 he got depth that was like black depth that we've 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:13.800 never seen before. You know, he could play the piano too. 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:15.199 He taking him for granted. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:18.960 You know, yeah, we could just rap man man. Yeah 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:22.040 he had it. Yeah, this is hard, this is they 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:23.000 ain't got it no more. 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:23.679 Anyway. 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:28.000 We're gonna have Will Smith apologies just like we had 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:32.360 like the older generation had, oh like Bill Cosby, Like, no, 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:33.520 he didn't do it, he didn't do it. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:44.920 We're gonna be like, well, he's complicated, he's heard. It 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.560 pumps me out that Dwayne Martin was doing. But you 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:50.520 think he could have gone. I'm not against Dwayne. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.880 You think he was lowering his I think I. 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.920 Think he could have gotten somebody a little more. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:14:01.120 Remember what a rising start doing, ain't Martin was when 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.320 they began their relationship. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.319 That's true, Like he had what he only had a 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:07.319 couple of basketball movies at that point, right. 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:11.079 Yeah, I think I think he seemed like a dude probably, 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:14.480 you know, on the fucking way right. 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:17.000 Right above the rim just came out. You know what. 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:19.840 It reminds me of remember in the in the the 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:23.640 fucking Jordan doc that the Bulls doc that they just did. 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:27.160 Remember on the bus when Michael Jordan's listening to the 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:28.040 music and he's. 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:28.600 Dancing like this. 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:35.000 Forget he's just doing this ship first time and then 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:38.120 and it's like, Michael, what are you listening to He says, huh, oh, 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.240 it's that new Kenny. 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:49.200 No, wait, no, it'smore but it's that new Kenny Lettimore. 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.840 And everybody's like, oh ship Kenny, let him Moore, he 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:53.920 got the new thing. 0:14:54.160 --> 0:15:00.280 It ain't even out yet, and nobody gives a fuck about. 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:02.480 Kenny Lattimore anymore, you know what I mean. But at 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:06.600 the time Michael Jordan was fucking getting new Kenny. 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:10.960 Latimore doing that weird dance. I realized we never seen 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:16.400 Michael Jordan dance, like for real. Yes, we're there, right right, 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:20.000 right right? He always Yeah. 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:22.400 When did he When do you think he like shifted 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:24.520 to becoming like a bad dresser. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.840 I think as soon as he got any modicum of 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:31.520 control over his dress, Yeah, I agree? Does that make sense? 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:33.200 Like I think when he was in the height of it, 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.600 he had no he was not picking clothes or designs 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:40.080 or anything. I think as soon as like he could 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:42.560 pick the jeans, I think yeah. 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:45.600 And I also I think it was that in that 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:49.360 it became a shift between Nike and the Jordan brand 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:53.680 being tethered together and Nike and the Jordan brand separating. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:58.360 Right right after the separation, Nike stopped having control, and 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:00.600 he's just a dude in charge. So he's like, I 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:04.160 don't need a fucking stylist. I'm not paying for a 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:09.600 fucking stylist. I'll dress myself. I'm the goddamn CEO. And 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:11.400 them jeans got so thick. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:17.600 You remember how ambitious, You remember how how ambitious Jordan 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:21.360 Brand was in the early odds. Yeah, I was watching 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:23.600 an episode of King and Queen's the other day and 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:27.920 the black dude was wearing a Jordan turtleneck and jeans, 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:31.880 and you were like, whoa, we thought he could give 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:36.080 us that, like a turtleneck. 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:37.400 Yeah. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:40.040 Yeah, he became Republican. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:41.160 That's when it shifted. 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:44.720 And he's like, you know what, Yeah, come on, baby, Okay, 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:45.720 I don't know. 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:49.360 I think he became Republican after that first championship I was. 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:51.760 I think he was like, oh I didn't I ain't 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:52.880 got to care about nothing. 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:55.640 No, I think it was after the first check. Oh. 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:59.360 You think immediately in the NBA he was like, fuck 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:00.560 these niggas back home. 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.960 I think so. You never he doesn't have like even 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:06.639 to his credit, even Will Smith has like a Charlie 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:10.360 Mac you know what I mean, friends, friends from Philadelphia. 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:13.600 You don't hear about nobody hanging out with Jordan from 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:15.480 North Carolina. That's true. 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:19.040 He's got he's got an older brother that does not 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:20.639 seem to come around that often. 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:22.800 You've got an older brother who said he who can hoop? 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:25.840 Apparently he said he was better than him. Never never 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:28.520 hear about that guy, Larry, right, Larry Jordan. 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:30.360 I believe so, yeah. 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:32.800 I believe it's Larry lj and his son. You know 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:34.520 his son doesn't. 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:41.000 J Yeah, No, yeah, his son doesn't. His kids don't 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:42.960 really fuck with him like that, which is too bad 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:45.840 because huge guy man. 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:49.080 The father figure. 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:54.440 Oh boy, imagine your dad being so awful that you 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:59.320 that you go to Larsa Pippen now and say, let's 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:00.960 make something happen to hear, baby. 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:04.280 How unstable was like that? That's that's the that's the 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:08.600 grounding force, baby, I'm ready to build. Yeah, this is 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.720 this is the most stable. You're the most stable person 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:12.320 in my life. 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:16.439 Yeah, I gotta stop fucking around and focus. 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:20.080 I've known you since since you came to my fifth 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:23.920 birthday party. Because she must have been there, right, No, 0:18:23.960 --> 0:18:25.040 they got married late. 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:27.120 Though, No, apparently she used the babysitter. 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:32.479 Wow. Okay, so that does part of me is like 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:40.119 that's pretty cool, like just like initial feeling. 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:42.560 No, no, no, See, this is where I disagree with you, 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:45.440 and I know what you're doing. I know what you're 0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:48.399 about to do. You're you're heading in the direction of 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:51.000 sort of saying that like we anybody who can fuck 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:53.520 their babysitter, hats off, kudos. 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:55.320 No, no, no, I think a lot of people fuck 0:18:55.400 --> 0:19:00.560 their babysitter and it's a huge bummer, okay because of 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:01.840 sexual assault. 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:04.240 But sure, okay, I get it, Jimmy, all right. 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:06.159 I'm saying that he hung out in the pocket and 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:08.680 came back and got it the game, you know what 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.240 I mean, Like call that Drake Lyric, you know what 0:19:11.320 --> 0:19:11.640 I mean. 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:15.840 I guess where I start to worry is at the 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:19.480 end of the day. This is still in that long game. 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:23.760 You are watching her have a full relationship with Scottie 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:31.120 Pippen and then lose that full relationship, lose his marriage 0:19:31.480 --> 0:19:35.119 because she fucked future which that. 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:37.000 And then went on. 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:45.840 Reality television show, not even a successful reality television show, 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:48.439 to go be a problem elsewhere, like you've seen a 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:50.520 lot of bad shit, to then be like I'm gonna 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:58.520 marry this lady. Fuck guys, this went very dark immediately. 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:02.000 Problem is because we started with him killing that ship. 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:03.040 Where were we gonna go? 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:07.480 I don't know, But Keith, you came to us with 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:12.240 a conspiracy that that at least will cause more problem. 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:13.480 No, I think this is all. 0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:16.360 This is has the potential to be a positive episode, 0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:21.520 a rare, just uplifting, beautiful episode, because you said, my 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:22.840 mama told me. 0:20:25.480 --> 0:20:27.680 Ray J is the guy I find out of culture. 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:32.159 He started it. 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:35.040 All All things go to ray J, and there's a 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:37.720 connecting line and in every I wish I had my 0:20:37.840 --> 0:20:40.359 map with the red strings to connect the dots to 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:41.000 show y'all. 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:45.879 But he's there, he's president. I remember when. 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:47.919 We were at I was at the house, David, we 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:50.200 were watching, uh, what's that channel? 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:51.480 We were watching Zeus? 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:52.199 Oh Zeus? 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:56.240 And you're like, you know who owns this? 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:00.200 Good? 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:03.640 Good for you for calling it a channel. 0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:04.240 I don't think. 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:07.560 I don't even think they have have the right. 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:12.359 I think there's like legal ramifications for them referring to 0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:13.719 themselves as a channel. 0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:19.040 The Anthrew Bachelor, King Batch, ray J Enterprise. That's that's 0:21:19.119 --> 0:21:19.720 a big deal. 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:25.879 Yeah, Wait, is King is King Batcher a dual owner 0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:29.160 inside of this, him and j Fellas. 0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:32.960 I did not know that. 0:21:33.320 --> 0:21:38.840 I knew. I knew Rag he had East, I. 0:21:38.800 --> 0:21:42.080 Knew ray J was was an owner. But King Batch 0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:46.040 being an owner of that is fucking that's a that's 0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:47.280 a surprise twist for me. 0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:51.399 Yeah, that's keep spaying. Yeah, I went to school with him. Yeah, 0:21:51.520 --> 0:21:56.240 whoa who So that's how you knew. Yeah, it's hard 0:21:56.320 --> 0:22:03.000 for me to call around. I can't call you are 0:22:03.040 --> 0:22:07.639 Andrew Bachelor. I'll say this. I respect his commitment to 0:22:07.720 --> 0:22:10.760 the brand. There's been a lot of reasons for him 0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:15.240 at some point to stop referring to himself as King Batch, 0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:18.800 and he's been like not, that's that's the that's what 0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:19.320 I picked. 0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:21.600 Heavy is the crown. 0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:32.200 Heavy is the burger king Crown. So so all things 0:22:32.200 --> 0:22:35.840 point to ray J. A tell us where this started 0:22:35.880 --> 0:22:38.119 for you? I mean, like I said, the breakdown of 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:39.760 cultural icons. 0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:42.560 Right, you got Will Smith, you got Kanye if you 0:22:42.600 --> 0:22:45.840