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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fifty likes me. My god, what is Michael
Speaker 1: not talking to me right now? With this nigked? Last
Speaker 1: night we're hanging out, my boy fifty saying Chris Brown,
Speaker 1: he's drunk. Just brother, just leave along, he said to me.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, Mike, don't worry man. He speaking Philippino.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he alone. What that means? It's that kid guy.
Speaker 1: You're that stund to sound like nice name, but he does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he like, he said, thanks for bothering me. Yeah, he bothered.
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Speaker 1: because you are agree that. That's when I got that
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Speaker 1: who would you say sorry? Stop your ass and you
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Speaker 1: The longer you sleep with a woman, the longer relationship.
Speaker 1: No longer, no, no, The longer I take you to
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Speaker 1: and Drake will be Oh well, look, I don't. I
Speaker 1: never understood why why too rich people are beefit? First
Speaker 1: of all, why are too rich niggas beefit? They both
Speaker 1: grew up in the suburbs. What the hell are they
Speaker 1: beefing about? Like? Whose mansion is bigger? Who's the lamborghinnis faster?
Speaker 1: That's not beef? That's Cabby, motherfucker. Okay, there's a lobster
Speaker 1: that's not beef. I think I know that. That's Seraine Steak.
Speaker 1: Well done. Okay, you know Ta bones steak. That's not beef, Mike,
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Speaker 1: like the best? So far? Have you listened to both? No?
Speaker 1: But I've seen the Drake album. It's fucking pretty good.
Speaker 1: The video is pretty good. And then Drake makes songs
Speaker 1: to dance too. I like, you know what I mean? Me,
Speaker 1: I'm a big guy. I like the beat of a song,
Speaker 1: I would listen to it, or you would love the
Speaker 1: new If I don't like the beat, I'm not even gonna.
Speaker 1: I don't get how intelligent your speeches and this word song.
Speaker 1: I'm not listening to me. I got if I can
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Speaker 1: it's like listening to h Chinese song something right, Like
Speaker 1: there's no dancing in the Kanye song. No, you know
Speaker 1: he's probably gonna He's just gonna teach you how to
Speaker 1: like talking ship like that. What They're gonna end up
Speaker 1: fighting each other. I think they should fight each other.
Speaker 1: Come on, Kanye is like forty five and Drake is
Speaker 1: like thirteen years. You know, fathers, have you done any
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Speaker 1: titty Tuesday. Oh yeah, every td tty Tuesday. Yes. Yes.
Speaker 1: So when you were from like a thirty four B
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Speaker 1: um naturally, like big boobs. I was like a C
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Speaker 1: d Are you a thirty four or two thirty four?
Speaker 1: I'm a teeologist. Yeah, you're really good and I'm wearing
Speaker 1: this jacket. I don't know how you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I could just tell about it the way he was
Speaker 1: walking your back. I got problems. No, No, you can
Speaker 1: tell how big a titty is by the way she walk.
Speaker 1: I'm a tediologist man. Oh yeah, I remember that, Mike. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Thirty four? Everyone's time you They don't make him in
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Speaker 1: to the curtain and thirty eight triple eggs. Mike, that's
Speaker 1: a talent that you don't want to give it up
Speaker 1: right away because then they're just like, okay, Like what
Speaker 1: if he's one of those guys are just trying to like, okay,
Speaker 1: smashing past. How many times am I going to do that?
Speaker 1: How many times am I going to date and just
Speaker 1: sleep around like that? I just I cannot do that.
Speaker 1: I value myself at the same time too. If a
Speaker 1: guy after like two or three times like that, then okay,
Speaker 1: by you know what I mean, he will never give
Speaker 1: me the pussy that he might not want be bother
Speaker 1: then you don't know what You're gonna miss out on.
Speaker 1: All my bitches this first three days I meet them.
Speaker 1: You have a time three days, I mean between one
Speaker 1: and three days. If you give me the pussy and
Speaker 1: make money, hang with you more. At least I know
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some pussy, will have fun at the
Speaker 1: end of the day. Is sex is the number one
Speaker 1: fun on earth. There's nothing more fun than sex besides women.
Speaker 1: I know in my mind too, it can just be
Speaker 1: like Pinko. Yeah, your life, my god, your life is
Speaker 1: very interesting. Thank you all for joining us. I hope
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