Speaker 1: Start Data, Start Up. Brooklyn buys start Up, Brooklyn buys
Speaker 1: start Data. They're making noise Data stat Up. Episode one
Speaker 1: twenty three. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Oh I'm cold
Speaker 1: to continue? What what are you called? What are you're
Speaker 1: called for? Because I'm sitting in my basement recording studio.
Speaker 1: When I say recording studio, I mean a folding chair,
Speaker 1: a snack table, and allege. And I'm freezing down here.
Speaker 1: What it's the warmest April on record. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: sixty degrees today. It's been warm. There's no way your
Speaker 1: basement is that called. Okay, my basement is a finished basement,
Speaker 1: but it's not properly insulated from the people who own
Speaker 1: the house before us, so it's cold. There's not a
Speaker 1: lot of heating vents down here. I'm cold. I'm just
Speaker 1: letting you know i'm cold. That you can put on
Speaker 1: a sweater if you want. Oh, I could put on
Speaker 1: a sweater. Oh that's a good idea. Then I go
Speaker 1: upstairs and I'm broiling hot because, like you said, it's
Speaker 1: a warm April. By the way, yesterday in New York
Speaker 1: was freezing. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that was yesterday. Today's a warm day. In fact,
Speaker 1: I would know I'm still in the house where this
Speaker 1: is Saturday. We're recording this. This is um interesting, another
Speaker 1: another Quarantine edition of the Brook and Boys podcast. I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, working from home and not having to
Speaker 1: drive in every day, you and I would have so
Speaker 1: much more time to record podcasts. And now we have
Speaker 1: less time to record podcasts because we're not like, oh,
Speaker 1: the show's over, here's the studio, let's go right now.
Speaker 1: It's about coordinating schedules and coordinating when you're home and
Speaker 1: when my family is not um going to be interrupted
Speaker 1: or bothered by me recording. So the studio availability thing
Speaker 1: after a show is what motivates us. We like, you know,
Speaker 1: we x amount of time to get it done. So
Speaker 1: we go in and we do the job and we
Speaker 1: come out. Whereas here every day bleeds into the next,
Speaker 1: into the next. Don't know if I'm coming or going,
Speaker 1: what time of day it is. It's like, do I
Speaker 1: want to get off my bed and stop watching Netflix
Speaker 1: and come over to my broadcast equipment and do the
Speaker 1: podcast on? No, wait a second, I can. I have
Speaker 1: dishes in the h that I have to take out
Speaker 1: of the dishwasher. Oh wait, oh, what do I want
Speaker 1: for dinner tonight? So it's like your my there is
Speaker 1: no separation of church and state, work and play. So
Speaker 1: because when I'm at work, I'm in the work mode,
Speaker 1: I mean those studios, and you and I both feel
Speaker 1: the same way. We're like, okay, we have to do things,
Speaker 1: all things work while we're here. When when you're home
Speaker 1: your home and you have you're thinking of the home
Speaker 1: things and you're doing you're doing recreational and leisure stuff.
Speaker 1: But when the two worlds collide, you don't know where
Speaker 1: one begins in the other ends. Plus, when you have
Speaker 1: a family and responsibilities when you're at work, they understand,
Speaker 1: they understand that, like, oh, okay, life is on hold
Speaker 1: for a little while. You have work to do, so
Speaker 1: I can get it done. But when you're home, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh what can I help with? What can I do?
Speaker 1: Or where can I you know? So, and plus I'm
Speaker 1: I'm desperately trying to keep busy and and so you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's watching television, it's doing home projects, and before
Speaker 1: you know it, you're like, oh, the garage looks better,
Speaker 1: but I didn't do the podcast today. So the yeah,
Speaker 1: but the upside of doing a podcast at home is
Speaker 1: you can you could do two things at once, where
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't be able to clip my tone nails
Speaker 1: and do the podcast at the radio station, but I'm
Speaker 1: about to do that right now and here, because I
Speaker 1: happen to be in the comfort amount home. Oh that's
Speaker 1: that's awesome for the listeners. That's great. I have hold
Speaker 1: on a second. Why aren't we on zoom for this?
Speaker 1: I can see it? Oh my god, No, that's the lad.
Speaker 1: If I was ever going to zoom it on anything,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be that. Oh oh, I'm legitimately clipping my
Speaker 1: tone nails, oh as opposed to as opposed to illegitimately
Speaker 1: clipping them. Got one, got one, one down, nine to go.
Speaker 1: These are the things we could do right Like you
Speaker 1: can you can make a sandwich right now while we're
Speaker 1: on the podcast, and you know, you could incorporate it
Speaker 1: into the podcast. See, under normal circumstances, I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to clip my toe nails as I'm doing right now,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure our slices are going. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what a bonus. I could hear Brody make a sandwich
Speaker 1: and I'm hearing Scary cut his toe nails. This little
Speaker 1: piggy went to market, This little stay at home. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you cut the really long second toe you have
Speaker 1: that's longer than your big toe? Yeah, this little piggy
Speaker 1: had roast beef. Have you ever seen a doctor about that? Did?
Speaker 1: Did all the piggies have roast beef? Because I've heard
Speaker 1: different variations. Okay, so this little piggy had roast beef.
Speaker 1: This little piggy had none. Um, this little piggy cried,
Speaker 1: we we we all home, Um, isn't it. This little
Speaker 1: piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. And
Speaker 1: then this little piggy cried, we we we all the
Speaker 1: way home. That's the five, that's three D. This little
Speaker 1: this little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none.
Speaker 1: And the fifth piggy, if you know how to count,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones went crying, we we we all No, this
Speaker 1: little piggy had went to market. That's one. Was he
Speaker 1: wearing a mask? He better be wearing a mask and gloves,
Speaker 1: because that's what you have to do. And what he
Speaker 1: shouldn't be doing is, oh, I'm gonna get upset in
Speaker 1: a minute, is throwing The second piggy stayed home right,
Speaker 1: But the first piggy, I hope he threw his mask
Speaker 1: and his gloves out in a garbage pail and not
Speaker 1: in the in the parking lot of the supermarket or
Speaker 1: the doctors. I put up being a lot of mask
Speaker 1: and gloves, Carkeett, I'm seeing you've got to be. I
Speaker 1: put a picture up, put a picture up of the
Speaker 1: parking lot near my house. I went to the supermarket.
Speaker 1: What kind of piggy do you have to be to
Speaker 1: throw your masks and gloves on the floor. I put
Speaker 1: up picture on my Instagram at of course, at David
Speaker 1: Brody of uh, masks mostly gloves laying in the parking
Speaker 1: lot of the supermarket, And I said, you know what
Speaker 1: kind of animal does this? Right? And so the same
Speaker 1: kind of animal that clips his toe nails on a
Speaker 1: podcast is the kind of animal? Yes? And so I'm
Speaker 1: about to get onto my left foot movie. No, I
Speaker 1: did not see that movie my left anyway, the comments
Speaker 1: and the anger from from the from our followers that
Speaker 1: commented on that picture, so many people are angry. So
Speaker 1: I'm wondering do people who do that not comment on
Speaker 1: the picture because they feel guilty, or do none of
Speaker 1: our followers do that, because every single post was yeah,
Speaker 1: those people are bastards. Not one person was like, well,
Speaker 1: sometimes there's no garbage pail around. That's not people are No. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, nobody did that. Nobody said, well, no garbage
Speaker 1: pill around. There's always excuse, there's always a garbage pill around.
Speaker 1: In fact, it's not one person that not on my no,
Speaker 1: not on my page. That's the part. Are you listening
Speaker 1: to the podcast? Could you back on my tonails? Because
Speaker 1: I might cut myself. That's the second time you asked
Speaker 1: me something that I had just said. I feel like
Speaker 1: your whole theory about being able to multitask is out
Speaker 1: the window now because you can't listen and cut your
Speaker 1: toes by the way, cutting your tonails rather, it's so loud.
Speaker 1: What are you using to cut your tone nails? The
Speaker 1: big clippers? Like I think that was the big The
Speaker 1: big are they hedge clippers? What are you using the
Speaker 1: big clipper? The big clipper requires a a you know,
Speaker 1: a big three clips in one. You can't you can't
Speaker 1: do it on one take, dude, you have a giant
Speaker 1: ass toe or a giant toe, asked one or the other.
Speaker 1: It sounds like one of those things that like they
Speaker 1: handles extend so you can reach up into a tree
Speaker 1: and cut the branches. That's what it sounds like. What
Speaker 1: you're using to cut your feet, right, cut your toes? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, if you would go into a long winded
Speaker 1: story like you did last week about about everything waking
Speaker 1: up and complaining to Samsung, then I can finish this
Speaker 1: people on Twitter. People on Twitter agreed with me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got an email to read. I got an email
Speaker 1: to read to you, buddy, can't I can't wait. Speaking
Speaker 1: of people complaining, I want to just sidetrack here for
Speaker 1: a second. If you are we're not doing anything. I know.
Speaker 1: If you're If you're a follower of ours and you're
Speaker 1: a slice and you listen to the Elvis Red Morning Show, um,
Speaker 1: that's great. And I love joking around with people, and
Speaker 1: I love interacting with everybody on social media. You know,
Speaker 1: I right back to everybody every post, every tweet. But
Speaker 1: I don't think correct me if I'm wrong. Scary that
Speaker 1: gives you the right to insult me as if you're
Speaker 1: my buddy, as if you're like the guy I've been
Speaker 1: known twenty years, Like, Oh, we're in the car and
Speaker 1: you make a comment to me, and I go, you're
Speaker 1: a dick, and we move on. But are they Is
Speaker 1: this person trying to joke with you, trying to insult you?
Speaker 1: Like what okay can mean? Example A right, So I'm
Speaker 1: not going to get the specific of the insult. But
Speaker 1: I put up a picture on Instagram and somebody made
Speaker 1: a comment I didn't quite understand. I thought there was
Speaker 1: a five percent chance it could have been said to
Speaker 1: be an insult, but I wasn't sure, so to give
Speaker 1: them the benefit of the doubt, I wrote back and
Speaker 1: I said, what do you mean by that? And he
Speaker 1: wrote back, Oh, what I'm saying is and then insulted me,
Speaker 1: like insulted me, but then put an L O L
Speaker 1: Slice for Life kind of thing after it. But it
Speaker 1: was a hurtful commentary, so I political. Nope, No, it
Speaker 1: was hurtful to me. It wasn't wasn't political? Then why
Speaker 1: can't you share with everybody? Scary scary, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do that. It was hurtful to me. Why would
Speaker 1: I repeat it. The point is adding that you're a
Speaker 1: slice and adding an L O L only means your
Speaker 1: intention wasn't to hurt my feelings. But I feel like
Speaker 1: you should know that what you said, yeah, well, even
Speaker 1: if you didn't mean it, it's a hurtful thing to
Speaker 1: say to somebody. It's like, oh, um, you're you're It's
Speaker 1: like if I said, oh, scary, um, you have a
Speaker 1: face that makes you look like your brain damaged. Right,
Speaker 1: But if I said it to you, I mean, it
Speaker 1: wasn't about my face, but if it was about you,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm we're friends for twenty years. You know
Speaker 1: I'm joking, you'd say shut up taking right. Well, but
Speaker 1: if somebody, if somebody on social media said that to you,
Speaker 1: that's not funny, right. I almost think that they think
Speaker 1: they know you. You You see, that's almost a compliment to
Speaker 1: you because they feel like they can joke with you
Speaker 1: because they're you know what I'm saying, like they feel
Speaker 1: a connection to you. But it's a it's a public forum.
Speaker 1: So you're insulting me in a public forum. Like if
Speaker 1: you d M me and you're like ha ha ha,
Speaker 1: I might write back and go, hey man, you know
Speaker 1: I don't really think that's a joke kind of thing, right,
Speaker 1: But you do it in a public forum on my
Speaker 1: Instagram page, then it's like, oh, everyone's gonna see that,
Speaker 1: and everyone's gonna maybe in the back of their mind.
Speaker 1: And it was just it doesn't matter again what what
Speaker 1: was said. I'm sure he didn't mean it to be hurtful,
Speaker 1: but I gave him a chance to explain what he meant,
Speaker 1: and he clearly went out of his way to say,
Speaker 1: oh no, I was insulting you. Yeah, get it right.
Speaker 1: So being clever at someone else's expense when you don't
Speaker 1: really know them is not always the best thing. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm saying, you know what I mean? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all. And if and if he's still a slice
Speaker 1: and he's listening, hey man, I don't know anger against you.
Speaker 1: I just I don't feel like I want to continue
Speaker 1: the interaction on social media if that's your angle of
Speaker 1: interacting with me. So that's all we move on, all right? Well?
Speaker 1: You know, um, speaking of slices for life, somebody who
Speaker 1: was it? Um? See here, Um, I want to shout
Speaker 1: out to Max Max Um. Max's girlfriend Stephanie reached out
Speaker 1: to me on cameo. You know, that's the app where
Speaker 1: you record video messages for people. I did one. I
Speaker 1: did one next week. Yes, celebrities or whoever or names like,
Speaker 1: we'll we'll record messages, video messages, personalized ones, and then
Speaker 1: you get to present it to that person, which is nice.
Speaker 1: So for so So, Stephanie wanted to celebrate Max's thirtieth
Speaker 1: birthday in quarantine. Wow, so he's a slice for life,
Speaker 1: and she thought she'd surprised him with a cameo. So
Speaker 1: I made a cameo. But I gotta I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you something. I did take one, and I put it
Speaker 1: in the trash before I sent it to her, because dude,
Speaker 1: when when, when we're in quarantine and isolating and not
Speaker 1: giving bucks about ourselves, we look like shit. I get
Speaker 1: on camera and and I'm reading this and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, look at me. And I'm like and
Speaker 1: I'm talking into my camera, and I looked back at
Speaker 1: him like is that really me? My beard had grown
Speaker 1: four days. It looked like I had like chipmunk cheeks.
Speaker 1: My hair was out of control, and of course no,
Speaker 1: granted I hadn't taken a shower yet. I Brodie, I
Speaker 1: specifically said, I gotta ad dressed. I took a shower,
Speaker 1: got dressed, shaved, hold my hair, put new clothes on,
Speaker 1: and then I did the cameo and now here we
Speaker 1: are doing the podcast. But I did it because I
Speaker 1: had to be on screen for thirty second. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: how pathetic are we? Wait a minute that why on
Speaker 1: the on the Zoom the Morning Show, did you were
Speaker 1: sitting in the dark? You saw that? Right? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it was half and half. It was like zero
Speaker 1: fox given everybody. We had a Morning Show Zoom conference
Speaker 1: and I'm sure people listening are getting into some form
Speaker 1: of WebEx meetings or teams. And and Ali posted the
Speaker 1: picture on the Elvi stra In Morning show account. Um,
Speaker 1: and people commented because you were sitting in the shadow
Speaker 1: and my camera was off, so they're like, what happened
Speaker 1: to those guys? And and I saw that because I
Speaker 1: was backlit something terribly, which, by the way, UM, I'm
Speaker 1: buying one of those ring lights that every all YouTubers
Speaker 1: and TikTok ockers by. Um, okay, call me what you want.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a diva. Actually there is a
Speaker 1: light called the Diva, which is kind of funny. But
Speaker 1: these those are the circular lights where you put your
Speaker 1: phone in the middle and it gives you some nice lighting. Um,
Speaker 1: it seems that because we're doing all this stuff from
Speaker 1: home now and we have to be on camera, and
Speaker 1: because I am backlit because of the nature of my
Speaker 1: my my environment, I can't help it, my computer stationary,
Speaker 1: I am gonna be back lit every time fans. I
Speaker 1: was thinking to buy one of these these rings, those
Speaker 1: ring lights. I have to buy one. I'm looking for
Speaker 1: one online. In fact, that's what I was doing before
Speaker 1: we started the podcast, and and so yes, so that's
Speaker 1: gonna be a solution. But I looked at myself in
Speaker 1: the mirror before we went on that Zoom meeting that day,
Speaker 1: and I said, you know what, it's better off than
Speaker 1: I'm in the shadows today. I don't even want to
Speaker 1: be seen. You laugh, But I'm serious. No, I laughed
Speaker 1: because when Elvis was like, Brody, a camera's not on,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, I can't. I gotta find the button.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's working. Brody, when have you
Speaker 1: when of you not been up to date on technology?
Speaker 1: I'm calling bullshit on you. Oh it was absolutely. It
Speaker 1: was my first zoom right. So I didn't know, um,
Speaker 1: that you have to turn the mic on and the
Speaker 1: camera on individually. I just assumed when you went in
Speaker 1: it was on, so at the bottom of the screen
Speaker 1: you have to turn them on. So I turned the
Speaker 1: audio on right and then on. I don't I guess
Speaker 1: it's the same on all phones. After you're on for
Speaker 1: a few minutes, the icons drop away and it goes
Speaker 1: full screen, so I no longer saw the video button,
Speaker 1: so I didn't realize I wasn't on video. And then
Speaker 1: when Elvis was like, Brody, cameras not on, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know where the button is, because I legitimately
Speaker 1: didn't know where the button was. But what does it matter?
Speaker 1: No one needs to see me on a group thing
Speaker 1: like you said, I wasn't dressed. I was, we had
Speaker 1: done the show, I'm working from home. I have I
Speaker 1: didn't shave at a full full beard at that point,
Speaker 1: I think, not a full beer, but you know it
Speaker 1: was beardy um, and I hadn't showered, so I was like,
Speaker 1: why bother turning the camera on? If this thing has
Speaker 1: an option not to put the camera on, then who
Speaker 1: needs the camera? There was no need for it. So
Speaker 1: I'm all good about that. We're gonna be doing a
Speaker 1: lot more of this kind of thing, not just us,
Speaker 1: but everybody. I mean, our whole life is upside down now,
Speaker 1: and and so you gotta do what you gotta do
Speaker 1: to get on camera because there's gonna be a lot
Speaker 1: more these video things. You know. They asked me in
Speaker 1: the you know that our sales team, you know they
Speaker 1: you know, when we do our endorsements and things like that,
Speaker 1: the ones that I gratuitously drop into this podcast here
Speaker 1: and there. They said, Hey, scared, do you want to
Speaker 1: do your first Zoom happy hour with a client? And
Speaker 1: I'm not going to mention the client hasn't the deal
Speaker 1: isn't done yet. I said, what are you talking about? Like, well,
Speaker 1: you know normally how you'd go to a bar for
Speaker 1: happy hour and host an event for us for a
Speaker 1: couple of hours with the listeners. I'm like yeah, They're like, well,
Speaker 1: we want you to do that, but in a Zoom
Speaker 1: room that can hold up to a hundred people and
Speaker 1: you'll all be hanging out with cocktail hour and having
Speaker 1: a having a party at virtually Like so all I
Speaker 1: have to do is sitting front of my screen and
Speaker 1: with like you know, Brady Bunch style with everybody and
Speaker 1: on the screen, on the cameras, and that's it. I said,
Speaker 1: is this where we're going with this? Is this? Is
Speaker 1: this the road we're marching down is? And they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's the new norm. Man, come on man. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm I'm gonna get there. Yes, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna be yes. The thing though, this is uncharted territory,
Speaker 1: and they think that because I give two hours of
Speaker 1: my time but I'm sitting in front of my computer,
Speaker 1: they could pay me far less than if I had
Speaker 1: shown up in person. So this is now going on
Speaker 1: throughout our our throughout the team. They because we have
Speaker 1: to set a precedent here and and I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's I don't I know how to value that
Speaker 1: as currency because I only know, Hey, they give us.
Speaker 1: Let's just say it's let's for arguments, say a hundred
Speaker 1: dollars to show up to an event for two hours, right,
Speaker 1: those are a personal time. We make the effort, We
Speaker 1: drive there, we hang out for two hours, We have
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks, we get on the microphone, we
Speaker 1: through out some T shirts, and we leave right, hang
Speaker 1: out with the listeners, right, we come home. That's two hours.
Speaker 1: Let's say it's a hundred dollars. What what would it
Speaker 1: how much is it worth or how much do they
Speaker 1: need to pay me to do the same thing except
Speaker 1: saying in front of my computer and I never have
Speaker 1: to leave my house? Okay, So do you think it's
Speaker 1: a tenth of the price I'm gonna I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you three answers. The first answer is,
Speaker 1: if you were working for me, I would find a
Speaker 1: way to pay you less. Okay, if it was your
Speaker 1: David Brody, the king of the bargains, right, if it
Speaker 1: was me, I'd find a way to get paid more,
Speaker 1: because now you're infringing on my on my uh my
Speaker 1: family time, um more that time I would have been right.
Speaker 1: So it's not really because I would have done I
Speaker 1: would have actually gone when they when they give when
Speaker 1: they give us the money to do an appearance, right,
Speaker 1: they don't specifically pay you for the commute time. Right.
Speaker 1: They don't like if you have to drive an hour
Speaker 1: and a half. They like that it's on you. If
Speaker 1: if you want to do the gig, you gotta get there, right,
Speaker 1: so I'm going to Philly. I'm getting the same prices
Speaker 1: I'm going to my corner store, because because they don't
Speaker 1: pay you for the trip, then they can't deduct for
Speaker 1: the lack of trip. Okay, I gotta write these down
Speaker 1: because I'm supposed to have a meeting with the head
Speaker 1: of sales on this because I said we need to
Speaker 1: talk about the payment on this, right, they wanted to
Speaker 1: do it for free. No, well, here's another analogy for you,
Speaker 1: which is my third answer. I said I would give
Speaker 1: you three. Yeah. I did um to doctor telecols this week, right. Um.
Speaker 1: One of them was with an allergist because I think
Speaker 1: I may be developing allergies after all my life, and
Speaker 1: so the allergist examined me on the phone on you know,
Speaker 1: on this video screen right from his home office. Okay,
Speaker 1: he did not give me a scratch test, he didn't
Speaker 1: do blood work. He gave me his opinion. Right. I
Speaker 1: saw a second doctor who I needed him to look
Speaker 1: in my eyes and my ears and my you know,
Speaker 1: and I have been having headaches. Turns out the headaches
Speaker 1: were the allergies I didn't know I had. So I'm fine,
Speaker 1: don't worry. The point is they could not give me
Speaker 1: the proper exam because I wasn't in their offices yet yet.
Speaker 1: You and I both know they're going to charge me
Speaker 1: the full price, so they don't their love in life
Speaker 1: right now. Well, the doctor's gonna say it's still his time,
Speaker 1: as time is valuable. I would like to be able
Speaker 1: to say, but dude, you didn't. You didn't take my
Speaker 1: blood pressure, So you're gonna actually bargain him down, you know,
Speaker 1: actually make a case. I'm no, I'm saying it would
Speaker 1: be nice if they gave you a discount. But I
Speaker 1: don't imagine any doctor is going to say, well, I
Speaker 1: didn't really examine you. I basically looked on you on
Speaker 1: at you on television. Right. It's it's like a lot
Speaker 1: of times they'll have a doctor on right on on
Speaker 1: the on the news and network, and they'll say, what
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on the president or this world leader,
Speaker 1: or or or a sportscaster will what do you think
Speaker 1: of this picture? They'll go, well, I haven't examined him.
Speaker 1: I've only seen him on television, right, I've only I've
Speaker 1: only seen him at press conferences. I really can't diagnose him. Well,
Speaker 1: if that's the case, then you really can't diagnose me
Speaker 1: on the television, meaning my phone or my iPad or whatever,
Speaker 1: so they should get a lesser fee. Well, I'm not
Speaker 1: getting the same treatment. I'm not getting the same are
Speaker 1: you paying for Some would say that you're paying for
Speaker 1: the expertise and his knowledge. Absolutely. Absolutely. If he's got
Speaker 1: the knowledge to diagnose you and to say I mean,
Speaker 1: if it comes up inconclusive, then he just did a
Speaker 1: terrible job. Well that's my point. He actually if you
Speaker 1: come out with a result and a clear action that
Speaker 1: you need to take and you you get better, well,
Speaker 1: then he's done his job and he gets his full feed. Well, again,
Speaker 1: it depends. So the the allergist was like, well, I
Speaker 1: would have given you a scratch test, but you're not here.
Speaker 1: And I would have liked I would have liked to
Speaker 1: have exposed you to some allergens, but you're not here. Right.
Speaker 1: So though in my mind I just pictured David David
Speaker 1: Brodie's brain saying okay, we'll gonna the cash register, I
Speaker 1: felt discount that. I felt that I felt better. I
Speaker 1: felt better, right, I felt better right away? Immediately I
Speaker 1: felt better. I was like, oh, I must be saving
Speaker 1: money here. Um, So that's my point, Like, so you're
Speaker 1: not getting the full doctor experience because they're not able
Speaker 1: to give you the full doctor experience, which I understand
Speaker 1: it's not their fault, it's the world we live in.
Speaker 1: But I'm still going to pay them full price. So
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, when you go to sales, tell them, hey,
Speaker 1: my doctors charging me the same price. Right is the
Speaker 1: is the restaurant giving you a discount for takeout food
Speaker 1: because you wanted to sit there, you and you still
Speaker 1: tip them on delivery, So you're not getting a discount.
Speaker 1: And by the way, you shouldn't. We want to keep
Speaker 1: the restaurants in business. So that's great. The only thing,
Speaker 1: the only thing I would say to you, scare, is
Speaker 1: that if you're doing an appearance, those people don't have
Speaker 1: an opportunity to meet you and don't have an opportunity
Speaker 1: to like take a selfie with you or right unless
Speaker 1: they want to be there now they could take a
Speaker 1: selfie with your your image on the screen, of course
Speaker 1: the same. Well that's the downside and see that's what
Speaker 1: sales is gonna come back to you on. It isn't
Speaker 1: the same value to the client because you aren't there there,
Speaker 1: so you have to sell it and expect them to
Speaker 1: come back with Brodie arguments, and you have to hit
Speaker 1: them back with Brody arguments because I can all go
Speaker 1: on both sides of this. That was really bad. I see,
Speaker 1: I see. That's why you should have been a lawyer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and not doing a podcast from your cold basement. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And by the way, on the note of doctors, how
Speaker 1: do how do people get logical exams? Do do? Do
Speaker 1: women get on their hands and knees, oh dudelift up
Speaker 1: their skirt and then point at the camera. Okay, first
Speaker 1: of all, have you never have you get a little
Speaker 1: closer to the screen. It'm gonna have a look. Okay,
Speaker 1: So your your thought process as a single guy, is
Speaker 1: that gynecological exams are done doggy style? Is that what
Speaker 1: I'm hearing? How else do you get the care if
Speaker 1: you're if you have a few, have a laptop and
Speaker 1: you know where the camera is on a laptop, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to straddle. You have to get on your
Speaker 1: hands and knees and straddle backwards and back into it,
Speaker 1: back into the camera. Right, that's how you think it's
Speaker 1: gonna go down. So you know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of does anybody listening have had a gynological exam over?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's porn. I don't think you can
Speaker 1: do that. But well we can't. We can't see each
Speaker 1: other now. But if the doctors in his house and
Speaker 1: his kid walks in, if someone has if someone hold
Speaker 1: on a second, wait, wait, the medical world doesn't just stop,
Speaker 1: Brodie just because we have to do things virtually. You
Speaker 1: have to. We all have to do things virtually. So
Speaker 1: I'm sure this is if we can think of it,
Speaker 1: it's already okay. I'm sure somebody's got an exam that one. Okay.
Speaker 1: I would imagine the women listening are saying, that puts
Speaker 1: the no, and guy, no, that is a that's a
Speaker 1: big no. Second of all, the laptop screen, if it's
Speaker 1: a decent laptop, the screen will tilt down. Scary. The
Speaker 1: webcam can tilt down. We've all seen enough webcam porn,
Speaker 1: at least that's what I've been told, where the camera
Speaker 1: is able to Because your friends told you that one, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: my friends were telling me, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. That's disgusting. You do
Speaker 1: know how a gynecological exam goes normally right, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: normally yes, yes. I mean I've I've seen clinical situation.
Speaker 1: I mean you've been watching clinical videos. What do you
Speaker 1: go online and you're like you you research? What what
Speaker 1: are you watching? What have you say? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know the full I don't. I don't say
Speaker 1: I haven't been in the room with one. But I
Speaker 1: know I know that, I know that. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like it's like a It's like you can't even say it.
Speaker 1: It's like a dentist chair that has that actually like
Speaker 1: it has several different like like you know, it has
Speaker 1: the feet and then you could prop yourself and then
Speaker 1: then you could put your feet in startups, right, I know,
Speaker 1: star ups, I know what those are. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything beyond that. I just that's that's
Speaker 1: all I know. So I'm saying, unless you have an
Speaker 1: iPhone and you can be like, oh here, let's have
Speaker 1: an exam. Okay, you take your iPhone, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm sure someone's had to have
Speaker 1: done it, and then who's to stop? You know? Do
Speaker 1: you know what a speculum is? A? Yes? Yeah? What's that?
Speaker 1: Is it? Like a reverse nutcracker. Well, in the sense
Speaker 1: that it's not used on your nuts. Absolutely, it's reverse.
Speaker 1: It's it's sort of like a reverse alligator. Um okay, yeah, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what that is. Yes, yeah, I've seen I
Speaker 1: I can imagine what that is. Okay, So do do
Speaker 1: you think the woman has to have one in our
Speaker 1: house and then just reach around and do it herself. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out your how you conceptualize this webcam?
Speaker 1: Gino exam, I'm I don't. I don't know the answer
Speaker 1: to that, Brody. That's why I'm throwing it out there.
Speaker 1: We don't have anybody, it's not That's the thing that
Speaker 1: sucks about pre recorded podcast. People are probably shouting answers
Speaker 1: out at at the screen right now, you know, if
Speaker 1: they're in their car wherever, they're listening to this. But
Speaker 1: what they can't get in touch with us live? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I've got because I want instant feedback. I'd like
Speaker 1: to see some text messages roll by on the top.
Speaker 1: And that's the benefit of the big show is, you know,
Speaker 1: the feedback loop is complete. We throw a thought out
Speaker 1: there and then people respond immediately, go back immediately live
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, this person is writing in and
Speaker 1: saying that we don't have that luxury on a prerecorded podcast.
Speaker 1: Right now, I would like to talk to some phone
Speaker 1: callers on the matter. Right now, I've got four women
Speaker 1: on the line in my house, and I'm not going
Speaker 1: to ask any of them that question. So you don't know.
Speaker 1: You you can be sure that they have not scheduled
Speaker 1: a ginological exam during this time. I can be sure
Speaker 1: of that, and I can also be sure they wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it the way you described no I do. Do
Speaker 1: you know how how uncomfortable going to the that kind
Speaker 1: of doctor makes most women? And now you're asking them
Speaker 1: to back that ass up to the to the computer,
Speaker 1: and then you think about it, Then you know, what
Speaker 1: if the hackers get in and then they start screenshotting
Speaker 1: getting I mean, yeah, what if hackers get in what
Speaker 1: they get into the computer? I mean, who knows who's
Speaker 1: seeing that stuff? I mean because by the way, anytime
Speaker 1: you transmit video right, it goes all over the place,
Speaker 1: and then it could be it goes into bits in
Speaker 1: the air and then somehow and the other end comes back.
Speaker 1: I mean, it goes through wires and things that could
Speaker 1: be intercepted. Is this is this. You sound like somebody's
Speaker 1: grandfather trying to explain the cloud. It's got this goes
Speaker 1: up there and it's everywhere, and I don't know where
Speaker 1: it's going. I have a funny piece of adio I
Speaker 1: want to play for you after we come back, Okay,
Speaker 1: and then and then I know you have a rant
Speaker 1: up your ass a sleeve, right, yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'll back my s up to the microphone so you
Speaker 1: can hear it. Perfect scary. So earlier we were talking
Speaker 1: about Cameo and that's the video app where you could
Speaker 1: do personalized messages. I want to play you a piece
Speaker 1: of audio. And Brodie, you saw this and you're like,
Speaker 1: that's great. Um, So my friend Jamison um has a
Speaker 1: couple of friends his name. Then I'm gonna show I'm
Speaker 1: gonna shot them out because uh, the celebrity does this.
Speaker 1: Guy's John and Augie Piccolo. Hey then at fans, but
Speaker 1: they had been saying disparaging things about you know, they
Speaker 1: getting into their sports fights. We all do, and they
Speaker 1: was saying disparaging things about x MET World Series champ
Speaker 1: Met Lenny Distra, the center fielder for the New York
Speaker 1: Mets back in the day, in the eighties, and and
Speaker 1: and they were trash talking this guy right that we
Speaker 1: have to explain. Who do you want to explain to
Speaker 1: lu Lenny? Why don't you go a little bit further
Speaker 1: in your color A little color commentary on what Lanny
Speaker 1: Dikester has been up to since he left the Mets.
Speaker 1: So Lenny dist was was a very young ballplayer when
Speaker 1: he came up to the Mets, won the World Series
Speaker 1: eight six, and he was known for being a hardcore.
Speaker 1: They called him Nails. He would run into walls, he
Speaker 1: would run over players. He was just a really aggressive,
Speaker 1: high strong guy, very high strung um. And then he
Speaker 1: went He got traded to the Philadelphia Phillies in a
Speaker 1: horrible trade. And once he got to the Phillies, he
Speaker 1: clearly started doing steroids. He got huge, started hitting home runs,
Speaker 1: and it definitely he screwed with his mind because he
Speaker 1: became more aggressive. And then as his playing career winded down,
Speaker 1: he was known for having a problem with controlled substances.
Speaker 1: He had drinking problems, drug problems. He he spent his
Speaker 1: millions on on a bunch of businesses that failed. I
Speaker 1: think he opened up some car washes that eventually went
Speaker 1: bankrupt anyway since I want to say the late nineties,
Speaker 1: he's been a train wreck. He's he goes on reality shows.
Speaker 1: I think he's been on that Doctor Drew show. Um,
Speaker 1: and and so he's really like he's not partially brain dead.
Speaker 1: But if you talk to me like this guy's gotta
Speaker 1: like he's mental, He's just he's he's like Nick Nolty.
Speaker 1: He's he's been hitting the head too many times. And
Speaker 1: so he's made a career off threatening to fight people
Speaker 1: UFC style, um, anything he can do to get his
Speaker 1: name out and to make money because he clearly doesn't
Speaker 1: have any money left from his baseball playing days or
Speaker 1: a personalized video message. Now, one more thing. A friend
Speaker 1: of mine who works in the radio industry works for
Speaker 1: a company that does online television programming well like like
Speaker 1: YouTube style shows like web shows, I should say, right,
Speaker 1: And they hired Lenny to do a sports show, like
Speaker 1: a sports commentary show, and they needed him to come
Speaker 1: in to do like, um, like test shows like Oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna put you on with a couple of people,
Speaker 1: and we want to see how it's gonna go. He
Speaker 1: didn't last one episode. I don't want to get into details.
Speaker 1: But let's just say, um, he was a huge problem.
Speaker 1: He got himself fired and he quit at the same
Speaker 1: time as he was being fired. Uh. And then he
Speaker 1: wanted his money, much like you for even though you
Speaker 1: don't shove through appearances, you want to get paid. He
Speaker 1: wanted to get his money even though he didn't do it.
Speaker 1: The details are sketchy, but um, this was I don't know,
Speaker 1: three or four years ago. He hasn't changed a bit.
Speaker 1: So now that you have an idea of Lenny dextra,
Speaker 1: he's a big mess. Really is the point of the story. Right,
Speaker 1: So my friend Jamison said, I'm gonna pay Lennys to
Speaker 1: send a personal video message to John and Augie Piccolo.
Speaker 1: Now is that his asking rate on Cameo? He's asking rates?
Speaker 1: How much is you're asking rate? Uht? But it doesn't
Speaker 1: but it uh, you don't get You don't get all
Speaker 1: the money. Now, see some of the money goes to
Speaker 1: Cameo and that's Scamboni, right. I can play the Scamboni
Speaker 1: jingle there if but I don't get all that money
Speaker 1: that now they make the money, they give you a
Speaker 1: piece of it. I think I think, I think I
Speaker 1: asked for twelve bro are you worth more than that. Nah,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine anybody would want it at least and
Speaker 1: even even twenty No, you know what I have to
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm bookable for fifteen dollars um, but I,
Speaker 1: like you said, you want to get a small portion
Speaker 1: of that. U. I don't want to turn down money,
Speaker 1: but I feel like while I'm in the house, like
Speaker 1: you said, we're not really cleaning up. Uh, don't hit
Speaker 1: me up right now for a cameo. Why not? In fact,
Speaker 1: I think I have a sales of time to make money,
Speaker 1: have anything else going on? I'm looking at my my
Speaker 1: completed record. I have seven to find me at Scary
Speaker 1: Jones like cameo. I'll do your cameos, all right. I
Speaker 1: did from Max's birthday? Is that what you did? I
Speaker 1: told you earlier in the when we started this podcast,
Speaker 1: I did. I did a cameo for Max. He booked me. Anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So anyway, So Jamison pays Lenny to send a message
Speaker 1: to Aggie and John Piccolo, who had been trash talking
Speaker 1: him and and Jamison told Lenny this, So here's the message.
Speaker 1: Let me know. I think the message to the Lenny
Speaker 1: was you weren't a very good met you weren't a
Speaker 1: very good men, right and then so Lenny is sitting
Speaker 1: in the back of a car with the phone in
Speaker 1: his own face, and he recorded this. He made have
Speaker 1: been driving the car. He was driving the car. And
Speaker 1: by the way, he mentioned a bunch of a bunch
Speaker 1: of baseball players who are known to be some of
Speaker 1: the best players who ever played for the Mets. So
Speaker 1: here the name is his personal message right back to Jamison,
Speaker 1: give this message to your two by he's John in Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, and and here it is, Hey, Lenny Baxt
Speaker 1: for her nails coming at you from the streets of
Speaker 1: l A. I'm cruising down here in hollyw weird. But hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I heard you Pickle Brothers from Brooklyn told Jamison that, uh,
Speaker 1: and I'm crazy that that that it wasn't the greatest
Speaker 1: men that's ever been. Let me give you advice. UM,
Speaker 1: I want John Augie, Mike Pazza, Tom Seeber David Wright
Speaker 1: to bend over and fuck each other right in the
Speaker 1: fucking ass. How's that you like that? Yeah, I said it.
Speaker 1: I'm crazy. Nails out By the way, Jamison said to me,
Speaker 1: I say that is great. I would pay would you
Speaker 1: pay ninety five dollars to have him say something like
Speaker 1: that about and and how he has zero fear. I mean,
Speaker 1: what if like ESPN picked that up and and David
Speaker 1: Wright found out about it. I don't know. Yeah, by
Speaker 1: the way, I don't know who Augie is that he's referencing. Um,
Speaker 1: not your friend Augie. I have a friend named Aggie.
Speaker 1: Oh what are you talking about? Oh? I thought I
Speaker 1: think you had a friend named Augie. Know he mentioned no,
Speaker 1: he mentioned, uh, the Mets players. I don't know who
Speaker 1: unless oh Augie is is Rick aguil is one. No,
Speaker 1: Augie is one of the people that that wanted the
Speaker 1: message John. Oh, I thought John. He meant John Franco. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: John and Orgie are the two guys talking him. So
Speaker 1: he says he wants he wants to get together. I
Speaker 1: heard that part. Yeah, yeah, Mike, you're clipping your nails
Speaker 1: over there. No, No, I was paying attention. I just
Speaker 1: when he said John, I was trying to I thought
Speaker 1: he was mentioning Mets. I thought you mentioned John Franco
Speaker 1: is one of the greatest Mets. So all good, Glennie
Speaker 1: Dyster classic. Um Me let me tell you about a
Speaker 1: guy in I was at another doctor's appointment, this one
Speaker 1: was in person. Um, so you're gonna yeah. So I come,
Speaker 1: I come out of the building. I'm walking in the
Speaker 1: parking lot and a guy is driving really slowly like
Speaker 1: he's looking for a spot. So I point like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out here if you want my spot,
Speaker 1: and he waves to me like no, I'm good. And
Speaker 1: I noticed the front of his car is hanging down,
Speaker 1: So underneath the grill there's a like a little spoiler
Speaker 1: or a little little piece, and it's dragging on the ground.
Speaker 1: His front bumper is underneath the bumper is dragging. So
Speaker 1: I point to it and uh. He rolls down the
Speaker 1: window and I said, hey, do you know that there's
Speaker 1: a part of your car hanging down? And he says
Speaker 1: really like he doesn't believe me, like he thinks I'm
Speaker 1: pranking him. So I said, yeah, the front part of
Speaker 1: the molding or something, and he says, oh, yeah, that
Speaker 1: happens all the time. Now scary. First of all, if
Speaker 1: it happens all the time, why would you ask me
Speaker 1: if I meant it, like, why would you why would
Speaker 1: you go? Really right, like if my shoelaces opened all
Speaker 1: the time, and that was a problem I had. And
Speaker 1: you know, he sulace is open, Brody where I go. No, really,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, they always open. So he says
Speaker 1: to me, oh, it happens all the time, but doesn't
Speaker 1: say thank you. So then he drives away and I
Speaker 1: see him go to the back of the parking lot
Speaker 1: with his no cars and he gets out of the
Speaker 1: car and I see him under the car now trying
Speaker 1: to fix the part of the car or the bumper,
Speaker 1: and he bangs it in place, and he takes some
Speaker 1: duct tape from from his trunk and he taps it
Speaker 1: back up, which means he's done this a lot right. Yeah, wouldn't.
Speaker 1: But he couldn't believe that it was really He's like really,
Speaker 1: like he didn't say really, damn it again, thanks man.
Speaker 1: Now did he try and get the duct tape to
Speaker 1: be the same color as the actual bumper? Was? It was?
Speaker 1: He was far away, It was a it was a
Speaker 1: brown car, and I think it was silver duct tape.
Speaker 1: I don't. It wasn't the kind of guy that cared
Speaker 1: about his duct tape matching his bumper. The point was,
Speaker 1: I think the normal response should have been, hey, man, thanks,
Speaker 1: not again. Yeah, it happens all the time. Thank you
Speaker 1: for letting me know. Instead he's like really, and he
Speaker 1: was serious, like I was. That's a common response, though,
Speaker 1: that's one of a responsive disbelief. He could have meant
Speaker 1: like really, like permanently fixed that day. Okay, But then
Speaker 1: he should have said really in her voice, could have
Speaker 1: said I could have been fixed it. But wouldn't he
Speaker 1: say really, damn it? Yeah, I just fixed it yesterday. Hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for letting me know. No, he doesn't say thanks.
Speaker 1: He says really, and I said yeah, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: and then he rolls up his window and then goes
Speaker 1: and fixes it. But no, thank you, no thank you
Speaker 1: to me. This is what you get for getting involved.
Speaker 1: People aren't appreciative. Yeah so so so I'm giving a
Speaker 1: minor funk you to bumper Bob. I'm saying fuck you,
Speaker 1: bumper Bob because mine. No, he people should be extra
Speaker 1: nice right now, extra nice. I didn't have to point
Speaker 1: that out to him. Yeah, but he wasn't rude to you?
Speaker 1: Was he? Did he spit in your face? Did he
Speaker 1: give you the finger? Okay? You want to know about rude.
Speaker 1: This happened to me yesterday. I'm coming out of CVS,
Speaker 1: and CVS is a the parking lot. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: explaining what CVS is. It's a drug store. So now
Speaker 1: I believe it's a national change. Yeah, it's national now
Speaker 1: yet Anyway, the parking lot is on two sides of
Speaker 1: the building, so the door is in the point of
Speaker 1: the corner. So there's a parking lot on the left side,
Speaker 1: a strip of of you know, across like a two
Speaker 1: sided parking lot, and a parking lot on the other side.
Speaker 1: So I was parked on the left side, and I'm
Speaker 1: coming around the turn to go to the other side
Speaker 1: because that's where the exit is. Do you follow me
Speaker 1: so far? So I'm I'm passing the entrance and now
Speaker 1: I'm going to the left side of the building and
Speaker 1: i'm and I'm passing the other row of cars double sided.
Speaker 1: And as I'm coming around, this guy in this range
Speaker 1: Rover Silver range Rover, he starts backing out right. Now,
Speaker 1: he clearly could have seen me had he looked to
Speaker 1: the left, because there was there wasn't any cars between
Speaker 1: me coming around the turn and him in the first
Speaker 1: parking spot, but he wasn't looking. So I beat my
Speaker 1: horn so he won't keep backing up. Now, I assume
Speaker 1: when a range rover, you've got a backup camera. Fancy pants,
Speaker 1: right with a backup camera. And he stops for a
Speaker 1: second when I blow the horn, and of course I
Speaker 1: keep going. Right who has the right away? The person
Speaker 1: backing out of the spot or the person in the
Speaker 1: parking lot already driving the person right? So I beat
Speaker 1: the horn. I see he stops, he looks at me,
Speaker 1: and I keep going. He starts backing up again, so
Speaker 1: I blow. I blow the horn again, and he quickly
Speaker 1: backs up so that his car is completely blocking me.
Speaker 1: He turns to me, gives me the finger and mouth's
Speaker 1: fuck you. Right. So so I do like that, know
Speaker 1: that somebody that my family's home. So I look at
Speaker 1: him and I'm thinking, how can I respectfully respond? Right
Speaker 1: with my windows down coronavirus and his windows down? So
Speaker 1: I look at him and go, are you seriously yelling
Speaker 1: at me over this? You're cursing me? And he rolls
Speaker 1: down his window and starts screaming more profanity at me
Speaker 1: because he thinks I'm cursing him. So I'm mouthing I'm
Speaker 1: not cursing you, and he's so he's screaming at me,
Speaker 1: more insulting me, cursing me, you know, because you rolled
Speaker 1: your window down and I didn't roll my window down.
Speaker 1: But okay, so then the fact that you even but
Speaker 1: I was looking, was to look at him and start mouthing,
Speaker 1: and I put my hands on crushing him out. So
Speaker 1: he started cursing back. I put my hands up, like
Speaker 1: are you serious. I was doing like shrug shoulders. I
Speaker 1: was like, you're curring. Yeah, but that's starting a fight
Speaker 1: right there, that's instigating. So you would have sat there,
Speaker 1: let him curse you and give you the finger and
Speaker 1: just waved him like, HI, have a nice day, right, No,
Speaker 1: So so I let he go. He goes now cursing me.
Speaker 1: We get to the light because there's a light at
Speaker 1: the exit of the parking lot and across from the
Speaker 1: CVS is another shopping center. He goes across the shopping
Speaker 1: center where I have to go into the strip roll
Speaker 1: another strip roll, so I crossed. I'm still behind him,
Speaker 1: and I watched him park, and I thought younger me
Speaker 1: would have keyed his car. Younger me absolutely that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I absolutely would have poured soda on his windshield. I
Speaker 1: would have done something to him but but if you
Speaker 1: then would have had to park near him, and he
Speaker 1: could have got back to his car first. He was
Speaker 1: seeing that and then got retaliation on yours. So what
Speaker 1: I thought was, but what I thought was, if I
Speaker 1: do anyto his car, I have to leave. I can't
Speaker 1: stay in the strip mall because you know I could
Speaker 1: have I could have scratched up his passenger side and
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have seen it a week he got home. Right,
Speaker 1: you are, You're a spiteful bastard. No, I thought about Listen,
Speaker 1: we've all thought about minor crime. We've all like, we've
Speaker 1: all like in our heads, gone I should do this,
Speaker 1: you don't do it. But I thought about it. Well,
Speaker 1: you just said younger, you might have done it young
Speaker 1: as as my age. Now where I would I don't
Speaker 1: you know what I didn't know, younger, brody, Okay, So
Speaker 1: I used to I used to drive an old car.
Speaker 1: Um it was. It was an old car that was
Speaker 1: built like a tank. Right, What did you used to
Speaker 1: actually go through it? This ship? Okay, So let me
Speaker 1: let me tell you this story. I was probably oh,
Speaker 1: I was in my maybe my early twenties, maybe early twenties,
Speaker 1: and I had an incident in a parking lot where
Speaker 1: a guy I was making a left to go into
Speaker 1: a parking space and this guy out of nowhere comes
Speaker 1: flying in and goes into the parking space and hits
Speaker 1: me deliberately, I mean not hits me, deliberately, cuts off,
Speaker 1: takes the parking space right, and then gives me and
Speaker 1: gives me the whole funk you face as and looking
Speaker 1: at me like I have no right to be upset.
Speaker 1: He took the spot. Now, at that point, he was
Speaker 1: driving a nicer car than I was, and I was
Speaker 1: driving a car at that point was probably twenty years old.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a horse of a car, like
Speaker 1: a tank. You couldn't scratch the car if you wanted to.
Speaker 1: I may have deliberately dingd his left corner panel. I
Speaker 1: may I may have uh, you know, done a little
Speaker 1: bump of a bumper on him. Yeah. I'm not proud
Speaker 1: of it, But yet I'm still proud of it because
Speaker 1: I feel like, you shouldn't be a dick when you're
Speaker 1: driving one of the most expensive things you own out
Speaker 1: in public. You should you should be somewhat respectful and
Speaker 1: don't be like, oh, I took your spot. Fuck you
Speaker 1: had he been like, oh, I'm sorry to see you
Speaker 1: on my bad. Do you want me to back out?
Speaker 1: He was a dick about it. But you know, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be addict to someone who's driving a piece of
Speaker 1: ship car that I paid a hundred bucks for at
Speaker 1: the time, because those people don't care about their car
Speaker 1: and so they don't so they're more likely to f you,
Speaker 1: which is what I did back in the day. So
Speaker 1: you've never gotten revenge on anybody. You've never liked thrown
Speaker 1: water on somebody's house, or or toilet paper something or never.
Speaker 1: You never got revenge on anybody. I'm trying to think back.
Speaker 1: I feel like I might have been mischievous at one point.
Speaker 1: I might have done something, ah, gotten some kind of
Speaker 1: revenge on somebody somewhere. It's nothing comes to mind readily,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure I did. You know. You know who
Speaker 1: used to be like that, Our friend bald freak. Bald
Speaker 1: freak Rani. He used to take it out on he
Speaker 1: He was crazy expect jobs, jobs that he was about
Speaker 1: to quit. He got very brazen. He would give me
Speaker 1: an example. Well, well, when he was um, when he
Speaker 1: was working for a I guess it was a grocery
Speaker 1: store and they had the price guns I think he'd like.
Speaker 1: On his way out, he deliberately went and like really,
Speaker 1: you know, repriced items at much cheaper than they really were.
Speaker 1: So eventually they would they would slowly find out about
Speaker 1: his mistakes. It is before things were on computer and
Speaker 1: you used to scan the bar codes in uh so,
Speaker 1: like you know, that would be like a profit loss
Speaker 1: right there. Um, I you know, I'm trying to take
Speaker 1: other things. Yeah, but it'll come to me at some point. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you sharing man. Thanks. Hey, hey, listen, I
Speaker 1: had one example for you and it wasn't mine. Yeah. Um, um,
Speaker 1: you know we could do some email. I have email,
Speaker 1: and you know, I did want to get my father
Speaker 1: on the phone. I wanted him to talk about I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about what happened him at the bakery
Speaker 1: because we were gonna do that last week. We never did.
Speaker 1: You know, we haven't taken advantage of the fact that
Speaker 1: we could take phone calls on this podcast. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't realize you had that technology with your I can
Speaker 1: do that, you know what I can do, So we'll
Speaker 1: have to schedule my mom today's I can actually pull
Speaker 1: up our text message screen, look for some Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: slices and we could I coun put them on the
Speaker 1: air right now. Yeah, I'm gonna hold off on that
Speaker 1: this week. Why don't we do that next week when
Speaker 1: we can tell people what day we're recording and have
Speaker 1: people text in. I'd like to do like an all
Speaker 1: request lunch, one of those, you know, one of those
Speaker 1: like hey give it, here's an episode where you take
Speaker 1: over and we answer your questions. You know what? Um uh?
Speaker 1: We could do a zoom We should do a boy
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys zoom. Oh you know what, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you what Elvis tells you every time you suggest something
Speaker 1: for the show. He doesn't like you can do that
Speaker 1: on your other podcast. Oh you know something, Brodie, You're
Speaker 1: no fun. I want to get involved. I want I
Speaker 1: don't want to start a zoom room with a hundred slices.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get some video going. And we
Speaker 1: should do a pot and we you know, because you
Speaker 1: could record the screen so we could make do a
Speaker 1: podcast live between you and I. We could switch back
Speaker 1: and forth and it could be amazing. Remember that thing
Speaker 1: we were supposed to do in person and at that
Speaker 1: club at that comedy club. Yeah, it hasn't happened. Was
Speaker 1: on hold. It's on hold. Okay, But until then, we
Speaker 1: can do a zoom room and we could do like
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Live. Well, you know, we could route all
Speaker 1: thet through. Yeah, well you were you not listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast when I told the story about how I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be on camera even with my own co workers.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? Yeah? But why that was only
Speaker 1: because you weren't ship. You didn't shave. I don't want
Speaker 1: to put effort in. I mean, I love baseball hat.
Speaker 1: It's baseball season. We're a mat hat. Okay, I got
Speaker 1: I got so much more content here. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: emails or gonna do emails. We can do emails because
Speaker 1: I don't want to. We're not gonna talk to my
Speaker 1: father right now unless you want to. We can talk
Speaker 1: to my dad, but we don't have to do that either. Well,
Speaker 1: here comes we can. We can talk to you what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. I told you got the bakery about
Speaker 1: about the lady in front of him wasn't wearing a mask?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and well you know what, that's a good
Speaker 1: segue to my story for the woman in the supermarket
Speaker 1: that wasn't wearing a mask and I had a little,
Speaker 1: a little run in with her. So we'll just do
Speaker 1: a couple of emails, just a couple, all right, what
Speaker 1: do we got talk? That sounds like it's mail time. Welcome,
Speaker 1: You've got mail, And of course you can always email
Speaker 1: us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com,
Speaker 1: because I am there and I'm reading every email. Brodie
Speaker 1: may not be, but I'm reading. That's your job. You
Speaker 1: read them and then you read them to me. I
Speaker 1: love you. Okay, So here we go. So this is
Speaker 1: from Teressa cell phones turning on? Okay, Um, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to write in and tell Brody and Scary that
Speaker 1: I agree with Brodie that it is very, very annoying
Speaker 1: that when you turn off your cell phone or kindle,
Speaker 1: plug it into the charger and then it turns back on.
Speaker 1: I'm off of thank you you're saying, right. This has
Speaker 1: been something that has been a pet peeve of mine forever,
Speaker 1: and I never thought to write to the manufacture of
Speaker 1: my phone or kindle to complain. My personal cell phone
Speaker 1: is an iPhone, and yes, scary it does indeed happen
Speaker 1: to iPhones, and I curse up and down every time.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Teresa ray Pack Woodbridge, New Jersey as a
Speaker 1: bright woman. Thank you. Okay you liked her anybody else?
Speaker 1: Counterpoint Susie Meyer wrote to our Facebook page at the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys hang up on her. Hey, scary, scary with
Speaker 1: two rs and one E. It's the opposite of that.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for you for life. Just listen to
Speaker 1: episode and why First of all, she says, why couldn't
Speaker 1: you call your dad? Well, we didn't get to it.
Speaker 1: We we promised things and run out of time all
Speaker 1: the time. That doesn't mean we're not gonna get to it.
Speaker 1: But we had to listen to over and over about
Speaker 1: Brodie's appointment. Ran just not fair And I love you both.
Speaker 1: Listener forever, Susie, don't mess with my grammar. I went
Speaker 1: to public school. Well, um, what do you mean we
Speaker 1: had to listen to it over and over again? One
Speaker 1: of those do it once? I don't know. No, you
Speaker 1: could skip it if you didn't like it. Also, um,
Speaker 1: Whitney Lubert wrote to us and said, hey, guys, hope
Speaker 1: this email finds you well during such chaotic times. Well,
Speaker 1: I know that the email changeing system of how it
Speaker 1: delivers email. Is that affected? Oh, I know what, I
Speaker 1: know what they mean. I know okay, But what's the
Speaker 1: interesting finding us and finding us well? Um? Because they
Speaker 1: hope we're in good spirits that were where things are
Speaker 1: going well for us. I'm Whitney. I'm giving you ship. Anyway.
Speaker 1: My name is Whitney. I'm on the communications team for
Speaker 1: a professional eater named Randy Santel. He's a social media influencer.
Speaker 1: He's an entrepreneur, so he wants to connect Randy with
Speaker 1: influential podcasters and give him an putting him on the
Speaker 1: Brooke and Boys podcast, he says. She says that Randy
Speaker 1: has a knack for captivating and connecting with audiences with
Speaker 1: his upbeat personality and unique background. And wait a second,
Speaker 1: isn't that why we're here? But anyway, I digress. Um,
Speaker 1: Randy is interested in speaking about professional eating and other things.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's it's it's it's it's a guest pitch.
Speaker 1: Do we want do we want? Not Randy the professional eater?
Speaker 1: And why why wouldn't we see? Now? And now here's
Speaker 1: the thing this is, this is exactly where I would
Speaker 1: pivot and say if we did Brooklyn Boys Live over Zoom.
Speaker 1: We should have him on and we should do a
Speaker 1: a cannoli eating challenge and have him like actually performed
Speaker 1: for us. That would be a guest performer, don't you
Speaker 1: think now? I bet he could eat more if he
Speaker 1: wasn't on Zoom. Oh my god, he's eating seven three canalis.
Speaker 1: Would visual entertainment for the masses? Come on, now, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think out of the box here, Brody, out
Speaker 1: of the box of cannolies. Here's what he can do.
Speaker 1: He can put up a YouTube video and have people
Speaker 1: watch it. That'd be good, That'd be fine. I just
Speaker 1: don't think that's an enthralling guest for us to have
Speaker 1: on the on the podcast. I think it's a unique ability.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to interview him. I would want him
Speaker 1: to actually do what he's known for and in a
Speaker 1: visual setting. So when we do Brooklyn Boys Live, we
Speaker 1: have him on and we we have a cannoli eating
Speaker 1: contest or something. Do you think do you think people
Speaker 1: want to as they're listening to us to a podcast,
Speaker 1: see a guy on the on the right corner of
Speaker 1: the screen munching down on cannolis with cream shooting out
Speaker 1: like a ZiT. I'd rather watch that then, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, they put the sign language guy up
Speaker 1: every time the governors in the mayors are doing their
Speaker 1: speeches because people can't hear I know, but just think
Speaker 1: about some side entertainment going on in the corner of
Speaker 1: the screen while we're you know, while the main show
Speaker 1: is going on. So it's like, if something goes boring
Speaker 1: or if someone runs off on you know, a tangent
Speaker 1: about their phone waking up when they plug it into
Speaker 1: the wall. Having that that comedy in the back in
Speaker 1: the side of the screen would be hilarious. I'll do
Speaker 1: the guy in the upper right corner eating the cannolis.
Speaker 1: If in the bottom right corner, we can have your
Speaker 1: theory of of webcam Gyna college gynecological appointments in the
Speaker 1: bottom right corner. How about that? Listen, I just gave
Speaker 1: the listener to some food for thought, okay, because people
Speaker 1: no one was thinking about it and I was. And
Speaker 1: if and if we let mess your question, if we
Speaker 1: had the guy in the top right corner right, and
Speaker 1: the woman getting the guy, no, examine the bottom right
Speaker 1: corner and we say tune into zoom to watch a
Speaker 1: guy eating the cannoli. Do you think people would look
Speaker 1: to the top right or the bottom right. I think
Speaker 1: they'd go to the bottom right. You're right, But I
Speaker 1: think we should have a three ring circus. We should
Speaker 1: have us in the middle doing our podcast live. Okay,
Speaker 1: we can have like up to a hundred people. I
Speaker 1: think if you get the pro version of zoom, you
Speaker 1: got up to five slices in the room at the
Speaker 1: same time we recorded the screen. We record the podcast
Speaker 1: so people can see it in a later date, and
Speaker 1: we literally have these these crazy, these odd balls of
Speaker 1: life doing their thing in each corner of the screen,
Speaker 1: like four things going on in each corner while we're
Speaker 1: in the middle doing our podcast, and we're, by the way,
Speaker 1: paying no attention to any of it. You just turned
Speaker 1: us into the how It Stern show? You did you
Speaker 1: just you just turned us into the how It starts
Speaker 1: television show. Work with me, baby, Come on. I had ideas.
Speaker 1: We'll get a sword swallower. Yes, you can learn how
Speaker 1: to juggle. That'll be great. This is all some I
Speaker 1: think the listens are gonna go for this. I don't
Speaker 1: know why we're not gonna put this thing. It didn't
Speaker 1: by the way, it doesn't cost us anything. Budget. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: I know one person that you don't need a budget.
Speaker 1: I know one person that's not going to go for this.
Speaker 1: Who's that? That would be me not doing it. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing television shows. We can we can introduce act
Speaker 1: we can we could say look and now for our
Speaker 1: next next uh the next three minutes? Okay, instead of
Speaker 1: taking commercial breaks, we can have eating contest break. We'll
Speaker 1: call it the Brooklyn Boys Podcast, and we'll just have
Speaker 1: people doing odd things in the background. I'm still not
Speaker 1: doing it. This is the one that we charge in
Speaker 1: nicol An episode, a Diamond episode for we do it
Speaker 1: a special episode of just the oddities of life. Listen,
Speaker 1: we grew up, you grew up, and we grew up
Speaker 1: in the shadows of Coney Island. You just they had
Speaker 1: side shows where guys literally chewed and swallowed light bulbs,
Speaker 1: where where swords swallowers, and the and the and the
Speaker 1: and the what is it the amazing stretching woman? Did
Speaker 1: you had? We had crazy? The craziness. We can bring
Speaker 1: all that back into our podcast. Did you just call
Speaker 1: it the oddest tease? Yes, you did, you said it.
Speaker 1: We'll have the Oddest Tease the oddities of tease of life.
Speaker 1: Think of where we are, our roots, Brody, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then you know Cony, the great side shows of
Speaker 1: Coney Island. We could bring them back into our podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm onto something here and you're not hearing me. And
Speaker 1: then we can have all the women of our of
Speaker 1: our audience to like a runaway show. They could take
Speaker 1: turns and like model like evening wear. Let's let's maybe
Speaker 1: we can get an animal trainer on who can bring
Speaker 1: in a different animal every week and uh and explain
Speaker 1: the animals to us. You know, the possibilities are endless.
Speaker 1: Zoom Brooklyn Boys live on Zoom. We could because because
Speaker 1: you know what everyone's gonna be from their own houses.
Speaker 1: That's all we gotta do is set up the appointments.
Speaker 1: We pipe them in. Boom, you got center stage for
Speaker 1: the next three minutes. Let's see your act. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that. No, no, I got an original idea. Stupid
Speaker 1: patricks done before. Hey, you don't you know what we
Speaker 1: should do? We should have any dikestraw on and just
Speaker 1: close caption him in the corner so people can read
Speaker 1: what he's thinking. Yes, I love it. Or we could
Speaker 1: put we do have a mic where he's just babbling
Speaker 1: for like a half hour and everyone. Once in a
Speaker 1: while we'll turn on his mic and we'll see who
Speaker 1: he's offending next. Okay, all right, can we move on
Speaker 1: back to the email? All right? Let me are you've
Speaker 1: done with email? Because I wanted to read a couple
Speaker 1: of a couple of things I got from listeners. The
Speaker 1: email ended like months ago, you know, all right, let
Speaker 1: me so, I want to read a tweet from Bobby Chechia,
Speaker 1: one of one of my most interactives on Twitter. He said,
Speaker 1: and from a great company like Hershey, and he put
Speaker 1: a picture we I think we've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: Somebody sent me a picture of Hershey. Hershey sells white milk.
Speaker 1: They sell white milk and chocolate milk. And so his
Speaker 1: point was, I can't believe even Hershey calls it white milk.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. I'm doubly offended by that. By
Speaker 1: the way, Bobby, thank you for that. Hershey makes chocolate, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do they label their chocolate brown chocolate? No? Never, they
Speaker 1: have milk and dark because that actually speaks to the
Speaker 1: flavor and how much cocaw is it? Right? And if
Speaker 1: they sell white chocolate. It'll be white chocolate, but because
Speaker 1: it's a distinction from the typical chocolate. So if anyone
Speaker 1: on the planet were to know better than to call
Speaker 1: white milk white milk, if you want to write non
Speaker 1: chocolate because you're you're worried that people will confuse it.
Speaker 1: But I'm looking at a picture of the box. Scary
Speaker 1: on the picture of the box is milk pouring into
Speaker 1: a glass. The whole cover of the box of milk
Speaker 1: is white. It's white. So you're looking at the milk
Speaker 1: and it's white milk. So I understand that people are
Speaker 1: gonna go, well, it's Hershey, you'll assume it's chocolate. I
Speaker 1: get that. But the milk boxes white and the milk
Speaker 1: pouring into the cup is white, and it says milk
Speaker 1: and says milk, So that should be enough. Let me
Speaker 1: see there's another picture. I wanted a reference. Oh, I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about um, this problem we talked about
Speaker 1: last week. And again, I'm not looking to offend anybody.
Speaker 1: I just feel like not everyone as a hero. Can
Speaker 1: we can we still agree with that? Okay? So I
Speaker 1: want to read you some of the text messages that
Speaker 1: we got this by the way we should have had
Speaker 1: a parody. We could do this for next time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we can whole segment. I'm not a hero baby.
Speaker 1: You are not a hero baby. So I'm gonna read these. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Okay. So this person wrote, there are a
Speaker 1: lot of essential workers you don't know about. We are
Speaker 1: a company that makes rope for the Navy. We should
Speaker 1: be acknowledged to m You are not a hero baby. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. I'm gonna save that one for last. Oh.
Speaker 1: This person said, please thank railroaders. I haven't heard any
Speaker 1: anyone thank them yet. Thank you? What what do they
Speaker 1: mean by can you clarify? I don't know what that means?
Speaker 1: What's a railroad? Is it someone who convinces you to
Speaker 1: do something you didn't want? Railroads? You into it working
Speaker 1: on the railroad? All right, So again, thank you for
Speaker 1: keeping the road the trains going. But I don't know
Speaker 1: if I okay, um, oh, okay, now I want I
Speaker 1: wouldn't care about thanking them. But listen to the phrasing.
Speaker 1: One group of heroes and by the way, they spelled
Speaker 1: hero wrong. One group of heroes, you're spelled you're wrong.
Speaker 1: One group of heroes you're not talking about is the
Speaker 1: group of people that are working to make sure people
Speaker 1: have health care and enrolling them so hopefully they won't
Speaker 1: face big bills. Now very important, But is are they
Speaker 1: hero worthy? Scary? No? Okay, don't forget about the people
Speaker 1: working at card dealerships, helping keeping, helping people with a
Speaker 1: helping to keep all the essential cars in good shape. Important.
Speaker 1: Love car dealerships especially. Don't hit the jingle. Hit the jingle,
Speaker 1: you hit the jingle, you quarantine, son of a bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a couple more and then we'll we'll wrap
Speaker 1: it up. Um. This person wrote, hold on, oh what
Speaker 1: about bankers again? Bankers, I'm still going to work every
Speaker 1: day and providing you all your money that you have
Speaker 1: on deposit. I feel like we're being left out. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: um now this the next two really got to me
Speaker 1: and I really want your feedback on this one. Scary
Speaker 1: Elvis had just thanked did a whole speech about the
Speaker 1: importance of our Our medical professionals are nurses, are doctors,
Speaker 1: and all the people involved in that e m s
Speaker 1: all of them right, police fire for all of that.
Speaker 1: This person texted in, don't forget retail workers. We are
Speaker 1: just as important. Retail workers are just as important as
Speaker 1: the doctors and nurses and the police m hmm and
Speaker 1: firefighters yeah mm hmmm, and e M t s and paramedics.
Speaker 1: So they're the retailers are right there at the same
Speaker 1: level with them right now again, and that it's very
Speaker 1: important there in the public. They're risking, they're they're risking
Speaker 1: getting sick. I get it, right, I have utmost you know,
Speaker 1: I worked in retail for for years. I did I
Speaker 1: did the job, and I didn't do it under under
Speaker 1: these circumstances. I just don't think that the term as important,
Speaker 1: like important. But I said I wanted your opinion on that,
Speaker 1: and then here's the last one, and I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be again, I'm not looking at to
Speaker 1: be like grumpy Gusts here. But this person texted in,
Speaker 1: all right, should garbage men be considered first responders? Right now?
Speaker 1: You understand that first responders that term means when there's
Speaker 1: an emergency, a murder, a fire, right, the people that
Speaker 1: respond first are the police and firefighters E M. S. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: They're the first people to get there. So by definition,
Speaker 1: aren't you like the last responder to show up for
Speaker 1: the garbage. Now again very important. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: touch people's garbage right now, especially, I mean, I think
Speaker 1: of doing a great job, they could be spreading the
Speaker 1: rona through the garbage. That's a very dangerous job right now.
Speaker 1: Right you know what, I'm gonna disagree with you. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. I didn't say is it Is it
Speaker 1: an important job? Are they first responders? That's what the responders?
Speaker 1: That was the thing, dude. I do think to deserve
Speaker 1: a thank you. Absolutely, I'll put them in the second category. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: the definitely deserve the shadows. My my, My point of
Speaker 1: reading this wasn't to not thank people, because I am
Speaker 1: very appreciative of the people that are working hard every day,
Speaker 1: leaving their kids at home risk and getting sick and
Speaker 1: bringing it back into their house. So I have nothing
Speaker 1: but respect for everyone who's out out working uh and
Speaker 1: keeping keeping the machine moving. Um. I just when you
Speaker 1: use terms like we are just as important as nurses,
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't want to take anything. That's
Speaker 1: my real point. I don't want to take anything away
Speaker 1: from the medical professionals who many of them you watch
Speaker 1: the news, they're dying, trying to save people's lives. That's all.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure we keep them on
Speaker 1: a plateau and everybody else right right below him doing
Speaker 1: a great job, and we appreciate them. I just we can't.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't thank everyone in life. Just know
Speaker 1: that we appreciate you, even if you don't get the
Speaker 1: appreciation we're we're all. We all know what you're doing
Speaker 1: in how hard you're working, that's all. My friend J
Speaker 1: is a garbage man. I know what he's going through.
Speaker 1: Um he works for New York Sanitation, and I believe me,
Speaker 1: I understand how difficult it is. UM. That being said,
Speaker 1: I don't think my garbage men should consistently take my
Speaker 1: garbage pails from one side of my driveway and drag
Speaker 1: them fifteen feet and leave them in front of my driveway.
Speaker 1: Is that fair to say, even though we have the
Speaker 1: the quarantine going on. Is that a fair question? That's fair?
Speaker 1: That's fair so that when you come home you have
Speaker 1: to drive around your own garbage pails or get out
Speaker 1: of your car and move them. I feel like you
Speaker 1: they know that they need to they need to do
Speaker 1: that part of the job that they've always done right.
Speaker 1: Otherwise they don't get a tip at holiday time. And
Speaker 1: I gave them a tip. My wife gave them a tip.
Speaker 1: But I feel like we gave them a tip. No,
Speaker 1: but now the tip is retro See the tip is
Speaker 1: for everything they did in twenty nineteen. It's not for
Speaker 1: going forward. Well, I'll give you two arguments. Then if
Speaker 1: it's if it's four, then you got to do the
Speaker 1: right thing by me. If it's for twenty, then are
Speaker 1: you hoping to get a tip this year? Don't then
Speaker 1: don't leave the garma saying you're gonna get coling you're stocking.
Speaker 1: Had they just gone four more feet, they could have
Speaker 1: been on the other side of my driveway, which is
Speaker 1: also my property, that would have been fine. But I've
Speaker 1: been moving my garbage pails more to the left every
Speaker 1: week so that they would be further from my driveway
Speaker 1: because they were like, oh, they kept like putting them
Speaker 1: like like a foot into my driveway. So this time
Speaker 1: I moved the three garbage pails like ten ft away
Speaker 1: from my driveway. And they must have like been doing
Speaker 1: it on the run, Like the truck didn't stop and
Speaker 1: they were dumping and running and they're all of my driveway,
Speaker 1: and I'm nice to them. Hi, how are you guys? Hey?
Speaker 1: Stay safe? Maybe I should, you know, be nice. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I've been very nice. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't Uh right, are you done? Yeah, we're done. We're
Speaker 1: done for this week. I have fifteen more things to do.
Speaker 1: Go for it. Well, no, we'll be here all day.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. My family saw him. The dogs were barking. Uh.
Speaker 1: Next week, I'll try to get my mom on I wanna.
Speaker 1: I want to have a bone to pick with her.
Speaker 1: She sent me something on a Facebook messenger, and I'm
Speaker 1: very upset with what she sent me. So we'll try
Speaker 1: to get her on the phone next weekend. And your
Speaker 1: dad also, okay, sounds like a plane alright, hit the
Speaker 1: damn chamber? So boys brong what Brooklyn? Dah boys Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn da Boys brock Brooklyn