1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 1: subject to my husband's big brother. Okay, m M yeah, 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: we'll get into it. We'll get into it, but right 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: now we got it. Okay, But right now the nephew 6 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got 7 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 1: for us, nep uh my til okay? Reasonable? Yeah, restaurant 8 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: a restaurant, let's do it. Let's hello Hello, I'm trying 9 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: to reach mr Mr Kinneys. Yeah, this is how you doing. 10 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 1: I'm actually calling you from the seafood house. You you 11 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,920 Speaker 1: you came and had I waited on you. You came 12 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 1: and had uh dinner over here the other night, yeah, 13 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 1: about two nights ago. Yeah. I was your food. I 14 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: was a service. Um. Every everything was good. Um, I don't. 15 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: I don't have any complaints. I alway enjoying when I 16 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:04,039 Speaker 1: come there. Um, I don't. I never got a phone 17 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,839 Speaker 1: call from you. Got everything all right? Yeah? Yeah? Everything. 18 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: So I'm actually uh, I don't know if you remember 19 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: me waiting on you, but I actually waited on you. Okay, Okay, 20 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: how you doing? I'm good? Would would you say would 21 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: you say that my service was was was pretty good 22 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,840 Speaker 1: enough to par Yeah, like I said, man, everything was 23 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 1: excellent every time I come there. The food is great, 24 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: the service is good. Um, I have no complaints. Everything 25 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: is is good okay, good good deal, good deal, Mr Kenney. 26 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:32,399 Speaker 1: Listen you you if you don't mind me asking, man, 27 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 1: if you really thoroughly enjoyed uh, the service as well 28 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,320 Speaker 1: as the food. And I'm assuming you you come here 29 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 1: a lot, so I'm assuming you you really like the 30 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,400 Speaker 1: food that we put out, if you don't mind, because 31 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 1: if I can ask you a question, if you don't mind, sure, okay. 32 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: If the service was so good and you enjoyed everything, 33 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: why why why you why you tip me the way 34 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: you did? Excuse me? Why did I do? Well? You know? 35 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: You you you you didn't even even close to timp percent. 36 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: You know I was just I just you call. First 37 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: of all, let me ask you something because I don't 38 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: remember giving my phone number, writing my phone number down 39 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: on any survey. I didn't. I've never taken a survey, 40 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: nor have I gotten a call from you guys. So 41 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 1: how did you get my phone number? Well, I'm just 42 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: giving a courtesy call, and I'm just curious about you know, courtesy. Hey, 43 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 1: that's fine, but how did you You didn't answer my question, 44 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: how did you get my phone number? Because I didn't 45 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: give it to anybody there, So you you've done something 46 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: that to to when I went on it. I went 47 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: on and the research and whether it took to get 48 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: a number, So yeah, I did. I You know, it 49 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: was just a bother to me that that you took 50 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: me the way you did. Well, it's bothering me that 51 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: you calling me in the middle of the day asking 52 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: me about a tip. First of all, uh, you said, 53 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: how much did you say I took you? Yeah? I 54 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 1: got fired out a tip and your your men was 55 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: at least eight is something plus dollars. You you've done 56 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,519 Speaker 1: all this research and you got the wrong number. You 57 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: got the damn not because first of all, I took 58 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: more than five damn dollars. I used to work for Chills, bro, 59 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 1: So let me explain that to you. I used to 60 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 1: work for Chips and I know what it's like. And 61 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 1: then five dollars is No, you got the wrong taby. 62 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: You know I've done all this research for no. No, no, 63 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 1: you're you Mr Kiddies. I waited on you and I'm 64 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,919 Speaker 1: kidded but but you ain't got the wrong kidders because 65 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 1: Jennis don't tip damn five dollars. When I go out balled, baby, 66 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: I go to the people out because I want to 67 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: entertain my people. You know what I'm saying, So I 68 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: don't see the problem. I'm you know you you you 69 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: you're bringing your people and you want to ball and everything. 70 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: But you you know you're bawling with them, but you're 71 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: short changing the waister. I ain't short change the damn 72 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: Look you complaining about five dollars. I give you five dollars. 73 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: Get off the damn phone now? Would I give you 74 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: five dollars for I don't keep little damn five dollars? 75 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 1: But I got plenty of money. I got plenty of money. 76 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: I don't need you to call me tell me how 77 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: to damn kill. I told you man, I used to 78 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: work for tips. I don't need you to call me. 79 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: You would think that if you what you would think 80 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: that if you were somebody that worked for some tip, 81 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: that you would know how to come in and tip 82 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: somebody leaves at least fifteen percent. Man, I can't even 83 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: understand how how you come in you balling you but 84 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: you know you didn't brought a couple of people with you, 85 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: and you leave me with five out Look here, man, 86 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,840 Speaker 1: I leave you. I told your stupid I ain't leave 87 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,279 Speaker 1: you with no five dollars. Man, I left at least 88 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: twenty five dollars up in that thing called hosting some people. 89 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: And I want to show my gratitude or something. And 90 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,279 Speaker 1: you're calling me like the wrong damn tip of mountain, 91 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: the wrong person. You don't got the wrong person and 92 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: calling got the wrong person. You missed it, Kenneth. I 93 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: remember waiting on you and two other people when you 94 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,719 Speaker 1: came in there. What what? What? What are you in 95 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: there with two other people? Hey? Who do hell are you? 96 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,040 Speaker 1: How do you know all my damn business? Anyway? Cool, Cordy? 97 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: Hell are you? Because I'm because I'm the one that 98 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: way that I didn't tell yourself the only way, the 99 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: only way, the only way we could really rectify it. 100 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: Won't you do this? Man? Won't you come back up 101 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: here and bring me the tip that I deserved. I 102 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,719 Speaker 1: ain't coming no damn when I told you a matter 103 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 1: of fact, When I come up there again, I'm gonna 104 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: look for your You give me your name, and you 105 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,280 Speaker 1: give me your out of your name, because matter of fact, 106 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call up there and come up there to 107 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: day because I don't appreciate you calling my damn phone 108 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,479 Speaker 1: by some skill and I know, good damn well, I 109 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: killed good money. Okay, we'll do that for me, doing 110 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: this for me. When you do come up here today, 111 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: when you're bringing me my damn killing money, I'm gonna 112 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:18,479 Speaker 1: give you a tip. I'm gonna get you a till 113 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: quit calling people about it tip and maybe make some 114 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 1: better service and you'll get a better tip. I'mnna bring 115 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 1: your till. I'm going you the tip of my shoe 116 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: up y'all that want my brain because you got I 117 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 1: get into a job today, a bob. I ain't look here, man, 118 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: there ain't no trolem. That's perfect cause I get off 119 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 1: at five and I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna 120 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,719 Speaker 1: first I'm gonna talk to your managers. Then i'm gonna 121 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: hand you the little that's your money, tip money you 122 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 1: won't sell. I'm gonnahoop your in the parking like. That's 123 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. You know what, I ain't worried 124 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 1: about it. Get I want to tip. I'm gonna give 125 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,679 Speaker 1: you a tip quick talking people by the damn tip. 126 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,479 Speaker 1: That's what you stopped doing. That's your till you see. 127 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: You know what I'm tisting me off now, So I'm 128 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,719 Speaker 1: gonna come down there and I'm gonna who that's what 129 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. Okay, then I'm gonna tell you. You're 130 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna put it. What do ie need to 131 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: do to help you on time? Hey? What a man. 132 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: I ain't worried about nothing. Cause let me tell you something. 133 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: If you will the same way you till, I ain't 134 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 1: worried about the damn thing. Now check this out. You 135 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 1: got the wrong number, but you got the right. But 136 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna let you 137 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,599 Speaker 1: see what it is. Claim see how I try to 138 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,919 Speaker 1: conduct myself in a nice matter and be professional. But 139 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 1: you're don't about this, and you're gonna get it. I 140 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,159 Speaker 1: got your till when I'm bob, you better weed come 141 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,359 Speaker 1: come down then beat you. That's what I'm gonna do. 142 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: You're gonna get the real I'm coming down there soon 143 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 1: as I can get off from work. You better not 144 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: bring it down there. You better down on that. But 145 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: you ain't got to worry about me, I ain't what's 146 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: your name? What's your name? Do you you you you 147 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,479 Speaker 1: gotta be in the paper? I remember your name? What's 148 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: your name? My name? Tell me? Tell me what because 149 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: I'm I don't tell me who Matthew. Tell me from 150 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey and Martin stuff. And you just got 151 00:06:54,839 --> 00:07:01,280 Speaker 1: right say what Hey, man, this is a nephew timing 152 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 1: from the Steve harveyd More to show your boy Richard 153 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 1: got me to play for call you. You know what, y'all. 154 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: You got my damn pressure up, man, y'all some steak 155 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna get both of 156 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 1: y'all time, y'all, cause y'all ain't right. Man. You got 157 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: me houling in this day I'm doing. My employees looking 158 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 1: at me, man, it ain't gonna see me act like this. 159 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 1: I'm up hill talking about a meeting so we can 160 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: get out of company Christmas party together, man. And you 161 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 1: got me here, kid, y'all. Man, Hey, kiddy, man, I 162 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,880 Speaker 1: gotta I gotta ask you, though, baby, Come on, man, 163 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 1: what is what's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest 164 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 1: radio show in the land, The Steve Harved Morning Show, man, hey, man, Hey, listen, 165 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: take all the employees to the seafood house. Hey, I'm 166 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 1: scared to go down, and now they might they might 167 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 1: be staying there. Go with me. It might be a 168 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: good thing over. They're gonna be pulling out. They kills nine, 169 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 1: They're gonna they're gonna we got the boss. We got 170 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:03,880 Speaker 1: it man, y'all got me, y'all done? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 171 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: give it some time. The thing I like about it 172 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,640 Speaker 1: is you can tell he's doing better in life now, 173 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 1: but he got that piece of him that he can't 174 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: go back to. He bring him out in needed moments 175 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: like this. See, you know, got me mad. I tell 176 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,560 Speaker 1: you what, I'm from down. I'm coming down there with 177 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: your ass. How about that. I'm gonna give you the money. 178 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take your outside in the park lot. You 179 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: better be dunking, cause I'm gonna show'll be throwing. Better 180 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:40,719 Speaker 1: be bomping and weak. That was funny, Yeah, playing it. 181 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: Just keeping a stupid shirty. That's all I'm trying to do. Sure, 182 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 1: that's it. That's hard. It's now. Yeah, No, it ain't 183 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 1: like you know why, I don't know why you want 184 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:02,080 Speaker 1: applause every time? You stupid because it's greatness and they 185 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,719 Speaker 1: see that's the problem is you. You don't see the 186 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:09,320 Speaker 1: greatness in my stupidity, and that's what bother is. You 187 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 1: see greatness in your stupidity. That's real. Take your nephew 188 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: coming up in accents, my strawberry letters subject my husband's 189 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:22,320 Speaker 1: big brother. We'll get into it right after this. You're 190 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 1: listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.