Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay you guys for this episode of Tory Stories, I
Speaker 2: decided I wanted to do a Q and A because
Speaker 2: I wanted to know what you guys wanted to ask
Speaker 2: me on my podcast on misspelling. So I decided to
Speaker 2: head to old Faithful Instagram and ask you guys, like, hey,
Speaker 2: what do you want to know? I feel like, you know,
Speaker 2: I've been around a long time and pretty much have
Speaker 2: been asked every gazillion question there is. And I was like,
Speaker 2: you know, ask me something new and like difference and
Speaker 2: be creative. So I took to Instagram and I did
Speaker 2: a little like ask me questions, and I got to say,
Speaker 2: I love my Faithful fans are so sweet and so sweet,
Speaker 2: So I said, but ask me something, you know, some
Speaker 2: out of pocket questions, things that are obscure, things that
Speaker 2: are weird, that are crazy. Let's you know, anything goes
Speaker 2: you know me, I'm an open book. I'll answer anything
Speaker 2: for the most part. So so I asked you guys,
Speaker 2: and I got to say, I got flut it with questions.
Speaker 2: I love you guys so much, love you all, but
Speaker 2: there were they were a little timid. It is the word.
Speaker 2: They were kind of very a lot of love, so
Speaker 2: much love out there, which I really appreciate, and loving
Speaker 2: the podcast, which is great feedback to here. But you know,
Speaker 2: I got a lot of nine O two and oh
Speaker 2: questions like best memory from nine oh two and o
Speaker 2: like behind the scenes memory of nine oh two and
Speaker 2: oh things that had kind of I've already answered or
Speaker 2: been asked before. So I was like, okay, well, gosh,
Speaker 2: I don't know how to put it, like, you know,
Speaker 2: how do I ask them without saying like, guys, step
Speaker 2: it up? So I was like, you know what, let
Speaker 2: me just go for it. So I went back to
Speaker 2: Instagram and I said, uh, ask me anything, ask me questions, guys,
Speaker 2: Let's go for it. Ask me stuff that we might
Speaker 2: get banned for. And you know what, guys, you delivered. Wow,
Speaker 2: you delivered. Wow. I got some of the most unhinged
Speaker 2: questions I've ever gotten in my life. Nothing shocks me, you, guys.
Speaker 2: I was shocked. I was shocked, and I almost went
Speaker 2: back and I was like, this is fun. This is
Speaker 2: like a fun experiment. It's like very immersive, like, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, we're like going back and forth, and I
Speaker 2: wanted to be like, Okay, we went from one extreme
Speaker 2: to you know, what was you know, your favorite memory
Speaker 2: and what was it like filming the finale of nine
Speaker 2: o two and zero to like, uh, you know, do
Speaker 2: you spitter swallow? Like? You know? There was like no
Speaker 2: in between. I'm not kidding. Got a lot of you
Speaker 2: really want to know if I spitter swallow? And the
Speaker 2: answer is I hate waste, So just leave it at that.
Speaker 2: Uh anyway, Uh So, I yeah, I wanted to go
Speaker 2: back and be like, Okay, we got one extreme, we
Speaker 2: got the other extreme. We can go somewhere in the
Speaker 2: middle now. But I don't know. There was just so
Speaker 2: much good stuff. I think I'm gonna do this as
Speaker 2: a regular thing because you guys are like and when
Speaker 2: I said get his band, I just met asked like
Speaker 2: crazy questions. I didn't mean like I didn't have to
Speaker 2: have like a gazillion sex questions, although I really enjoyed
Speaker 2: reading them, I gotta say so, I mean, I have
Speaker 2: them all here, so I'm going to go through some
Speaker 2: of them. People people wanted to know. Uh oh, this
Speaker 2: was a good one. This was very creative. Although I
Speaker 2: hate this word. If you're lady parts mass screw, if
Speaker 2: your vagina had a theme song? Right now? What would
Speaker 2: it be? And which condiment would sponsor it? Oh? My,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry. That was super creative, right creative? Yep?
Speaker 2: For sure. Dan's cringing right now. She says, I call
Speaker 2: her apprude. I don't call her a prude. I just
Speaker 2: think it's it's coh God. So if my if my
Speaker 2: hula had uh had a theme song, what would it be? Gosh? Oh,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh. And I didn't prepare you guys, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't like, you know, I like to be put
Speaker 2: on the spot. So while I read all of them,
Speaker 2: I didn't prepare answers because I just wanted to fire
Speaker 2: them off. So I'm actually kind of stuck on that one.
Speaker 2: I mean, hm, I'm gonna go back to that one.
Speaker 2: So yeah, keep listening to this podcast because at the end,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna end this all by answering that question, and
Speaker 2: it's gonna be good. So stick around ice cubes or
Speaker 2: whipped cream. I assume that's not like in a drink
Speaker 2: or a desert or something. So if if I was
Speaker 2: doing something sexual, would it be ice cubes or whip cream?
Speaker 2: Ice cubes would be great. Because I don't drink enough water.
Speaker 2: So maybe somehow we like seep in and would hydrate me,
Speaker 2: so that would be practical. Whipped cream would probably get
Speaker 2: a little sticky, like great for the guy, but like
Speaker 2: from me, I don't know, I don't know. No I
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess i'the go with ice cubes. Okay,
Speaker 2: have you been to jail and for what?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I said that proud, never been to jail, never been arrested.
Speaker 2: The only mugshot I've ever taken was for the reboot.
Speaker 2: We did reimagining of Beverly Hills nine and two and
Speaker 2: O on BH nine and two and O where stole
Speaker 2: the red dress and the gang and we got arrested
Speaker 2: and had to do our mug shots, which was really like,
Speaker 2: mugshot is something that is kind of scary for me because,
Speaker 2: as you know, I prefer to only do this side
Speaker 2: my rights are. I'm making a motion like you can
Speaker 2: see this and this is audio. I like the right
Speaker 2: side of my face just I do. And I think
Speaker 2: it's because I mean, people ask me this all the time,
Speaker 2: like why don't you look forward? Like why don't you
Speaker 2: look straight on? And it's just like it's an old habit.
Speaker 2: You know, old habits die hard. It's from like seeing
Speaker 2: pictures of myself when I was younger at bad angles
Speaker 2: and being like, Okay, here's my best angle. Stick with it,
Speaker 2: and then no one can put anything bad out there.
Speaker 2: They find a way anyway, and kind of had a
Speaker 2: bit of a botch nos job. So I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm not symetric, not that everybody is, but whatever, it's
Speaker 2: my story. I'm sticking to it. I'm trying to work
Speaker 2: on that though. And if you notice that the cover
Speaker 2: art for Misspelling podcast, I was feeling so confident and
Speaker 2: like breaking barriers in my own life and really putting
Speaker 2: myself out there that my photo is from the front.
Speaker 2: You're welcome anyway. If a man brings you kombucha, is
Speaker 2: that romance or a red flag? I think it's kind
Speaker 2: of kind No, kombucha is good for you, right Wait, Okay,
Speaker 2: I like kimbucha. I really love Health eight is the one.
Speaker 2: I love Pink Lady Apple.
Speaker 1: Anyway, there is there some sexual connotation. I'm not aware.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, is that it? I don't know's I don't
Speaker 2: get the red flag, but if he brings you kombucha,
Speaker 2: I don't get it. Whoever wrote that one and let
Speaker 2: us know what you meant by that. Yeah, would you
Speaker 2: rather be fingered in a Denny's or kissed in an
Speaker 2: air one market?
Speaker 1: I'm speechless.
Speaker 2: Well, if you know me, well, uh, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: because I'm a foodie and I love food and comfort food,
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go a food based here and Denny's
Speaker 2: for the wind. I'm cringing double now, I am to please.
Speaker 2: What's your moon sign? And how much do you blame
Speaker 2: her for your bad decisions? I think my moon sign
Speaker 2: is virgo, pretty sure. You know what. I believe in everything,
Speaker 2: and I have my crystals, and I believe in sending
Speaker 2: intentions and leaving things to the universe and astrology. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: I kind of believe in I kind of I kind
Speaker 2: of toy with it more for the sake of like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a conversation, like people talk about it and it
Speaker 2: can fill you in a little bit about somebody. But
Speaker 2: I know there's so many. You have your moon sign,
Speaker 2: your sun's sign, your anal sign. Oh my gosh, I'm
Speaker 2: just kidding. That'd be a good one. What's your anal sign? Anyway? No,
Speaker 2: I don't blame anything for my bad decisions, except myself.
Speaker 2: I'm holing myself to blame. Oh boy, favorite sushi restaurants.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, it's called Shabou Yuh and it's in Calabasas
Speaker 2: and it's very tiny and like as small, like there's
Speaker 2: not that many seats and it's really they don't take reservations,
Speaker 2: like you just have to show up and get in line,
Speaker 2: and it's so good. But I love sassa bune, I
Speaker 2: love katsuya, I love sugarfish, I love nuts yatsu ya.
Speaker 2: And it's in Tarzana and it doesn't have a sign
Speaker 2: on the door. It's an old strip mall. I think
Speaker 2: it's next to a chandeliers shop and a lighting shop
Speaker 2: and wide she heals, which is interesting because there that's
Speaker 2: a big market for that, I guess. But it just
Speaker 2: says sushi and neon and it's really good and it's
Speaker 2: trust the chef and it's Stella's favorite. She's been going
Speaker 2: there since she was four years old. And there's like
Speaker 2: maybe four tables there that you can sit there and
Speaker 2: order other stuff like off the menu. But it's like
Speaker 2: if you sit at the bar, it's just like old school,
Speaker 2: like you know, sushi rules. That it's like you trust
Speaker 2: the chef and you get what you get and you
Speaker 2: don't get upset. And so Stella and I went there
Speaker 2: when she was four and chef was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Chef Masson was like, I love him. He was like
Speaker 2: oh and he was so nice. He was like, what
Speaker 2: does she eat? It's okay? And I said, oh no, no,
Speaker 2: I said, you know, she'll try anything. And she's like,
Speaker 2: I'll try anything, you know, just know what Zabby I said.
Speaker 2: And it was like she had served like ten courses
Speaker 2: and she was like, I can keep going. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh. He says to this day because we
Speaker 2: still go there and she's seventeen. He says, she was
Speaker 2: my youngest sushi eater. And it's really cute. Okay, favorite
Speaker 2: Bible verse. I'm not touching that one, but God bless,
Speaker 2: have you ever pooped on someone's steps? Imagine imagine you're like, Okay,
Speaker 2: Tory Spelling wants me to ask her anything. I can.
Speaker 2: I can ask her anything. And that's the question you
Speaker 2: want to know, like, have you ever pooped on somebody steps?
Speaker 2: The answer is no, I have never. I have never
Speaker 2: pooped on somebody steps. But you know, there's always time
Speaker 2: for that. Have you role played as Donna Martine? That's
Speaker 2: a good one. I haven't been with that many people,
Speaker 2: and I've been in mostly long term relationships and no,
Speaker 2: but I that would that would creep me out. I
Speaker 2: don't know. Has anybody asked you to? That's whether you
Speaker 2: did or not. Has anybody no? If I I'm just
Speaker 2: going like in the past or in the future, if
Speaker 2: I was intimate with a man and he was like,
Speaker 2: will you role play like you act like Donna Martin?
Speaker 2: That would really creep me out. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's such a blurry line because what's the difference between
Speaker 2: Tory and Donna. Keep in mind, it was the nineties.
Speaker 2: It was primetime. You know, there was no Netflix where
Speaker 2: you could say anything. You know, there were four channels,
Speaker 2: you know, and it was like, yeah, you couldn't curse,
Speaker 2: you couldn't push the envelope. So Donna is toy, just
Speaker 2: toy has a potty mob. But Donna had a potty mob.
Speaker 2: That's my story. I'm sticking to it. So now no
Speaker 2: one's ever I do feel like, oh God, so Dean,
Speaker 2: my ex he when we met, he was telling me
Speaker 2: that he had a big crush on me and that,
Speaker 2: and he would always have his hockey game with all
Speaker 2: his buddies on Wednesday night and he would always like
Speaker 2: get out of there early and they'd be like, oh
Speaker 2: you what in the locker room, Like you gotta go
Speaker 2: home and like see your girlfriend. And he was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: shame going home. I'm a guy watching nine A two
Speaker 2: and oh I have a crush on toy spelling. And
Speaker 2: I always thought, I was like, are you just making
Speaker 2: that up? Like to get with me? But like no,
Speaker 2: So I feel like, at some point, do you like
Speaker 2: how you say? I feel like I totally know at
Speaker 2: some point during one of you know, our sessions during
Speaker 2: sex that he said, oh my little Donna Martin. I
Speaker 2: might have giggled back like Donna, Oh god, okay, AnyWho, uh,
Speaker 2: weirdest place you've ever had sex? Weirdest? I am a
Speaker 2: member of the Mile High Club. Try that once? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but weirdest. God, I don't know. I don't think anywhere weird.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, am I so boring?
Speaker 1: I was actually just thinking that I'm boring.
Speaker 2: No. I was thinking, it's.
Speaker 1: Really funny that your fans are asking these questions expecting
Speaker 1: you know wild answers.
Speaker 2: And you're really you know, I'm all talk of.
Speaker 1: Uh what's the word, maybe a little prudish, I'm brude.
Speaker 2: Well, how you know what? You know what I'm being.
Speaker 2: I'm being slightly guarded because you, as my longtime friend,
Speaker 2: producing partner, and manager, you do sometimes you get uneasy
Speaker 2: when I say like pooper far too much in podcasts
Speaker 2: and you're like, should we edit that out? I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: so I'd probably be a little guarded because you're you're listening. Okay,
Speaker 2: what else? What do we have here? What size of
Speaker 2: your implants? Oh? God, I don't know. So I did
Speaker 2: get them replaced because if you know me, you know
Speaker 2: that they were like twenty years expired and needed to
Speaker 2: be redone, which I didn't know when I did the
Speaker 2: first time that that would ever be the case. I
Speaker 2: was young and didn't understand. So I did get them.
Speaker 2: But I got to say, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: love my boobs. I'm just saying it. I was hoping
Speaker 2: this time when I got them redone, because I needed
Speaker 2: to get them redone, like medically. I was hoping that
Speaker 2: they would be smaller because I just feel like they
Speaker 2: don't they've never worn wardrobe like clothes right in fashion.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just think, you know what. I
Speaker 2: don't believe in regrets. I really don't. But if I
Speaker 2: could go back and tell my like nineteen year old self,
Speaker 2: I would never have gotten my boobs done. Never, Like
Speaker 2: I really look back, like when Jen and I do
Speaker 2: the rewatch, I look at my old boobs and I'm
Speaker 2: just like, oh my god, they were great, like ugh silliness. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I got like the low level ones
Speaker 2: or like they're supposed to be like flatter but wider.
Speaker 2: And people always give me shit about like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: what's that gaping hole in your chest? And it's a
Speaker 2: medical condition. It's like pectoral something I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: a bone thing and it's genetics. Some of my kids
Speaker 2: have it as well. Obviously it ran in my family.
Speaker 2: And it's just like your bone, your bone plate is
Speaker 2: raised higher, so there's no way to ever fill in
Speaker 2: that gap. It was just something I was born with.
Speaker 2: But I hate when they're like, oh god, your boobs
Speaker 2: are wrecked, look at that. I'm like, no, those are
Speaker 2: my bones, they're not wrecked. They're me. I don't know,
Speaker 2: but I feel like they feel bigger now even though
Speaker 2: they're not bigger, they just are wider and lower level.
Speaker 2: They're not as like perky and high. I'm over this, Commo. Wait,
Speaker 2: did I tell you guys that my old implants that
Speaker 2: I gave them to Dean for our anniversary one year? Oh? Boy,
Speaker 2: of course I took the old implants that I got.
Speaker 2: I don't think the doctor's supposed to get them to
Speaker 2: anybody did, and put them in like a loose sight
Speaker 2: box and I made bookends out of them. Come on,
Speaker 2: you guys. You know I liked DIY. I never disappoint
Speaker 2: and it was yeah, and I gave it to him
Speaker 2: and it was really nice because when we decided to divorce,
Speaker 2: he said, do you want these back? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: because we're still very good friends parent well, and I
Speaker 2: said I am offended and he's like, no, I didn't
Speaker 2: mean like that. You know, I've always loved them like
Speaker 2: and he's like, it's just we're splitting up, and like,
Speaker 2: do you want them back? And he was like, you know,
Speaker 2: you could probably sell these on eBay. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: would never And I was like, wait, how much was
Speaker 2: going to get for them. I'm I'm just curious asking
Speaker 2: for a friend. But uh, anyway, so.
Speaker 1: I think the next episode should be gift ideas with
Speaker 1: tory spelling.
Speaker 2: I mean I kind of want to have them like
Speaker 2: like bronze or something. You have people bronze baby shoes,
Speaker 2: like why not implants and then I can make it,
Speaker 2: oh if it was bronzed or like, you know, gold
Speaker 2: plated or like something, uh not skipped in real gold,
Speaker 2: but like I can then make them paperweights in my
Speaker 2: podcast station slash office, slash corner, my bedroom slash only
Speaker 2: area mickets will give to me. Yeah. Anyway, is it
Speaker 2: true that Hollywood celebs are Satanists? Fair question? I I
Speaker 2: wouldn't know. I don't know. I mean, I guess there's
Speaker 2: a lot of what it's it's just all what's the word, ok, folklore,
Speaker 2: folks floor or urban legends, arm legend. Oh that was
Speaker 2: such a great movie they should remake it. Anyway. Do
Speaker 2: you think you could win Jenny at arm wrestling? Absolutely not. No.
Speaker 2: Jenn is real strong, she's real strong, and she would
Speaker 2: totally take me. Arm wrestling is not something I could
Speaker 2: I can win at. Yeah, would you do the topless
Speaker 2: scene and scary movie too, if you could go back
Speaker 2: and do it all over again. So I have publicly
Speaker 2: talked about and it was in my books that when
Speaker 2: I did Scary Movie two, there was a topless scene
Speaker 2: that I felt was gratuitous, Like I don't know, I
Speaker 2: didn't feel like it was necessary. It wasn't. I just
Speaker 2: finished nine to two and zero. It was my first
Speaker 2: shot at doing I'd done some amazing independent films, but
Speaker 2: it was the first shot at like a big franchise,
Speaker 2: like big budget feature, and you know, it was a comedy,
Speaker 2: a spoof comedy. So I was like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: You know, I was known as Donna Martin. Like that
Speaker 2: was a huge departure. I already am like super dirty
Speaker 2: and like raunchy in that movie and potty mouth, but
Speaker 2: like to show my boobs. I didn't think it was
Speaker 2: necessary for the scene, and I don't think it was
Speaker 2: there when I auditioned. So we did push back, and
Speaker 2: I write the story in my book that my manager
Speaker 2: at the time, I was like, what do we do
Speaker 2: because it was kind of like they wanted it in there,
Speaker 2: and it's a scene where I'm having sex with the ghosts,
Speaker 2: and they wanted him to like the ghost to pull
Speaker 2: my shirt up and show my boobs, and you know,
Speaker 2: I'm a people pleaser, so it was really hard for
Speaker 2: me to refuse to do that scene. And I think
Speaker 2: when they put the scene together, it's like he does
Speaker 2: end up pulling up her top and it's like iring
Speaker 2: a ting like movies or something. I don't know, it's
Speaker 2: something or like it was like all kinds of stuff
Speaker 2: that was at it that it was like weird, like
Speaker 2: gross stuff. But it was like, I don't know, I
Speaker 2: just remember, I'll never forget, like you know, this is
Speaker 2: a big movie. It's for meer Max, like it's probably best,
Speaker 2: like it's you know, it's not gonna hurt anything to
Speaker 2: do it. And I didn't do it. And I my
Speaker 2: role was so significant in that movie and it was
Speaker 2: such a huge thing, and the Wigans were so amazing
Speaker 2: and Keenan ivery Wins who directed it, just kept saying,
Speaker 2: your comedy is so next level, like he would just
Speaker 2: they would create scenes that weren't in the script for me,
Speaker 2: Like I would have a day off and I'd get
Speaker 2: a call and they'd be like, hey, can you work today,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, uh yeah, because you're doing a movie
Speaker 2: or a TV show you're on hold. It's called on
Speaker 2: your Days Off, so you're technically there's if they want you.
Speaker 2: They're in their first position for everything, so not Candy
Speaker 2: work today, but like we need you to work today,
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh yeah, the Wayans just wrote wrote
Speaker 2: a new scene for you. And they just kept writing stuff,
Speaker 2: and then there were so many times where they just
Speaker 2: gave me such confidence. Keenan would say like, just improv,
Speaker 2: just go for it. I'd be like, so take after take,
Speaker 2: I just kept doing anything and everything, and like the
Speaker 2: famous scene where the ghosts and like we're having sex,
Speaker 2: like going around the room, and I'm like, Kinky's my
Speaker 2: meddle name, which is like my famous line for that movie.
Speaker 2: And people always like come up to me, you know,
Speaker 2: they either want me to say like Donna Martin graduates
Speaker 2: or Kinky's my middle name bitch, which is like two
Speaker 2: extreme things and two extremely different roles. But like I
Speaker 2: created that line, like I wrote that, and he just
Speaker 2: gave me so much confidence to believe in myself comedic,
Speaker 2: you know, comedically and went for it. And then I
Speaker 2: heard the director's cut, which was Keenan's cut. All my
Speaker 2: stuff was in there, and I remember my my like
Speaker 2: publicist at the time, got to go to a screening,
Speaker 2: like an in house screening, and she was just like
Speaker 2: show my manager at the time, I'm like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: it's too much. Like there's everything is like bad words
Speaker 2: she's saying and sexual suggestions and like yeah, I was
Speaker 2: like do me raw dog style and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I think that got cut, but the waves were like
Speaker 2: go go You're so funny. So anyway, everything was left
Speaker 2: in and when Keenan in the Wains like did their cut,
Speaker 2: and then I don't know, when I went to the
Speaker 2: movie premiere, I showed up and I was like jaw
Speaker 2: on the movie like floor, like like I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: Like I felt like all my stuff was cut out.
Speaker 2: And there were scenes that didn't even like completely make
Speaker 2: sense because they just like cut me out. Like so
Speaker 2: it's like, wait, that scene doesn't make sense because all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, you don't see me sing my line
Speaker 2: and leaving the scene. I'm just gone, and so it
Speaker 2: doesn't even completely make sense. But anyway, I know they
Speaker 2: had nothing to do with that. So I'll never I
Speaker 2: don't know, I'll always wonder like shoot, like I don't know.
Speaker 2: Should I have flash my titties? Maybe I would have
Speaker 2: been the star of that movie. AnyWho, Does size matter?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't know. I really I
Speaker 2: feel like chemistry is what it's about. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's about how fluid fluids. It's about, you know, I
Speaker 2: think like your attraction and your chemistry together. You either
Speaker 2: have it or you don't. And there's different partners in
Speaker 2: life that I think we have, you know, mental chemistry
Speaker 2: with and friendship chemistry and love chemistry and romance and
Speaker 2: then like fysical and some of those can be combined sometimes.
Speaker 2: But you know, I think it's about how your bodies
Speaker 2: just like work together and it's very intuitive, and how
Speaker 2: you like come together, get your mind out of the gutter,
Speaker 2: come together like mentally and physically and emotionally. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: does size matter? Now that's my opinion. A favorite sexual position, God,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. Brutane, close your ears.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I don't know. I don't have a favorite
Speaker 2: sexual position. I don't know. Oh my god, I'm sounding
Speaker 2: so boring. Whatever you guys, when I said let's get
Speaker 2: his banded, I thought you'd asked me like I don't
Speaker 2: know crazy. I don't know I met like ask me
Speaker 2: like something super crazy, like like what's super crazy? I
Speaker 2: don't know, Like do you have a fetish? Like do
Speaker 2: you have I don't know. I didn't expect only on
Speaker 2: it's sexual too. I will tell you one thing, Oh,
Speaker 2: this is an interesting thing and it's not too sexual.
Speaker 2: But like as far as like body parts people always have,
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't know people I'm obsessed with,
Speaker 2: like boy's fingernail beds, Like if I meet a boy,
Speaker 2: or I'm a hand talker, so I talk a lot
Speaker 2: with my hands. I guess I will always like if
Speaker 2: a guy sends me a picture, just so you know
Speaker 2: in the future, like if you send me a picture, like,
Speaker 2: first of all, I don't want to dick pic, like
Speaker 2: I'm not into this, but I mean maybe, but whatever,
Speaker 2: Like if you send me a picture, just like a
Speaker 2: good picture of yourself, I'm totally holding the camera up
Speaker 2: taking a selfie. Don't think I'm looking at your face,
Speaker 2: don't think I'm looking at your chest, don't think I'm
Speaker 2: looking at your hair or your outfit. I'm zooming in
Speaker 2: and I'm looking at your finger nail beds. Like that's
Speaker 2: that's all I got, Like, I really like have a
Speaker 2: thing with like fingers and just like good fingernail beds.
Speaker 2: Is that weird? Unusual? For sure? Oh it is really
Speaker 2: if a guy has bad hands. I'm just like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, go any further, Like I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 2: my mom was a hand model, so maybe it just
Speaker 2: like we're to my jeans that I like like nice
Speaker 2: fingers and fingernail beds. Fingernail beds, not fingers, fingernail beds.
Speaker 2: Like do you cut your nails? Like? I'm very like, ooh,
Speaker 2: or your nails dirty? Do you cut your nails? Do
Speaker 2: you bite your nails? Like? What do your cuticles look like?
Speaker 2: And I'm not like a judgy girl, but like, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: AnyWho would you do Playboy? Yeah? Yeah, my friend Tanna
Speaker 2: just did Playboy, and I feel like it doesn't exist
Speaker 2: in the magazine world, right, that's not a thing, but
Speaker 2: it's just like lives online. I feel like I was
Speaker 2: asked to do Playboy in the nineties and I didn't
Speaker 2: do it, and I don't know, I feel like I
Speaker 2: should have, Like I was so worried about being like
Speaker 2: the good girl and being taken serious as an actress
Speaker 2: and like, I don't know, it would have been like
Speaker 2: kind of a rad piece of history and I'm very
Speaker 2: like creative and I would have wanted it very artistic
Speaker 2: and done in a cool way. And yeah, so anyway,
Speaker 2: should do Playboy now? Ruthan, No, why because I don't
Speaker 2: know what the upside would be. Listen, I still got
Speaker 2: to going on and it's not It's not going to
Speaker 2: stay like this forever.
Speaker 1: I think. I think it's more intriguing for people to
Speaker 1: not see everything.
Speaker 2: That's very Yeah, that's like old school. I'm all we too.
Speaker 2: Adult toys yay or nay. I'm not opposed to them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not opposed to them. I've always wanted to do
Speaker 2: a sex toy because Donna Martin like world's most famous virgin,
Speaker 2: like on TV. I thought it'd be kind of funny,
Speaker 2: like she's virgin, but she liked her sex stores. Like
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just thought, like and instead of
Speaker 2: like Donna Martin graduates, we all know that, Like the
Speaker 2: boys thought it was really funny, and Jason Priestley got
Speaker 2: everyone off camera like to be chanting. Donna Martin masturbrates
Speaker 2: and that's like a fun thing fans always say to
Speaker 2: us and we all laugh at it. So I thought
Speaker 2: a sex toy and Donna Martin masterbrates works perfect everything.
Speaker 2: Can I do that one? I won't do Playboy, but
Speaker 2: I will do a sex toy. Is that we're like,
Speaker 2: let's discuss. Oh my gosh, you want me to do anything? Okay,
Speaker 2: So anyway, keep asking the questions. I'll keep asking you
Speaker 2: to ask me questions. And these are fun and they
Speaker 2: don't all have to be sex like they could be
Speaker 2: like crazy stuff.
Speaker 1: You said at the end you were going to answer
Speaker 1: the theme song for your.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. I put that up. Okay, what if
Speaker 2: my vagina it's my hmmm, I like the word pussy.
Speaker 2: Sorry if my pus had a theme song, I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, I want to be like funny and say something,
Speaker 2: but like I'm trying to be realistic. Oh, it'd probably
Speaker 2: be like something. It'd be like, I'm just a girl.
Speaker 2: I got this one. Hold on, sorry, we're almost We're
Speaker 2: almost down here. I got this. I'm really obsessed with
Speaker 2: my chat lately, so I gotta ask her. She knows me. Well.
Speaker 2: If I get kicked off a chat cheapta, I'm pissed.
Speaker 2: What would a good theme song be for Tori Spelling's vagina.
Speaker 2: Now that is a Hall of Fame question. Let's make
Speaker 2: this iconic. It's to be bold, funny, self aware, sexy,
Speaker 2: maybe even a little cheeky, pun intendatory. She knows me.
Speaker 2: Here are a few theme options, depending on the mad
Speaker 2: you're looking for. Feeling Myself by Nicki Minaj Nope, milkshake,
Speaker 2: but please No? Like a virgin? Wow? Like a virgin
Speaker 2: starring Tory Spelling's vagina because she played TV's most famous virgin.
Speaker 2: How does she know this stuff? Hollywood Royalty? She said?
Speaker 2: Dimes Our Girl's best Friend by Marilyn Monoe. Wait, boa, Wait,
Speaker 2: there's more. Want me to write custom lyrics for this?
Speaker 2: For the theme song, I can give you a full
Speaker 2: original chorus called Beverly Thrills if you want Wow? Yes
Speaker 2: please what that's crazy? Oh yes, buckle up. Here's your
Speaker 2: custom Vagina theme song, Tory Beverly Thrills by Tory Spellings
Speaker 2: Vagina think glam Wrap hybrid somewhere between Fergie Cardi B
Speaker 2: and A Week from Madonna. Here's the chorus. She's the
Speaker 2: zip code that broke the map nine oh two to one.
Speaker 2: Oh better check that snap gold like Chanel curves like
Speaker 2: the hills, called the press. It's Beverly thrills. She don't chase.
Speaker 2: She curates the ride vintage lace with a Hollywood stride.
Speaker 2: Asks for the tea, she spells VIP only Beverly Thrills.
Speaker 2: This has nothing to do with my fucking vagina. Wait,
Speaker 2: she's seen screaming hold on, no, wa wa wait, but
Speaker 2: this has nothing to do with my vagina. Please make
Speaker 2: this specific to my vagina. Thank you? Wow, Oh got it.
Speaker 2: You want a theme song that's true honors the star
Speaker 2: of the show. Tory spellings vagina Okay, she's funny, not
Speaker 2: just glamorous adjacent, but vagina forward. Let's go bold, bodies,
Speaker 2: positive and unapologetically Tory legend and lips the vagina anthem.
Speaker 2: Think second okay, think funny, empowerment anthem. Ahlile. Liza meets
Speaker 2: Peaches with a wink from Paris Hilton. She's got five
Speaker 2: star walls and a velvet rope. Takes no clowns, just
Speaker 2: dreams and dope. I don't what she's Tory's pearl. What
Speaker 2: she's Tory's pearl? The Beverly Gate custom couture never second rate.
Speaker 2: She's seen Empire's rise, when kissed by fame signed NDA's
Speaker 2: forgot their names. No shame, no frills, just high class thrills.
Speaker 2: Call her what you want. She answers to miss Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: Whax like a screenplay, tight like a plot, directs her
Speaker 2: own scenes, gives what they're not Glosston Chanelle a true debutante.
Speaker 2: You don't get in unless she wants. She has more
Speaker 2: than a she's a whole damn mood. She's brunch at
Speaker 2: the ivy in a late night nude, winks when you
Speaker 2: beg yawns when you brag, Queen of the Clutch in
Speaker 2: Gucci or drag. She's been on TV, but she's never
Speaker 2: been there explicitly what she's been on TV, but she's
Speaker 2: never been this explicitly legendary. Let me know if you
Speaker 2: would like to slow down. Remix called Clit Happens, Drop
Speaker 2: the mic