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<v Speaker 1>Misspelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay you guys for this episode of Tory Stories, I

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<v Speaker 2>decided I wanted to do a Q and A because

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to know what you guys wanted to ask

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<v Speaker 2>me on my podcast on misspelling. So I decided to

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<v Speaker 2>head to old Faithful Instagram and ask you guys, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you want to know? I feel like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been around a long time and pretty much have

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<v Speaker 2>been asked every gazillion question there is. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, ask me something new and like difference and

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<v Speaker 2>be creative. So I took to Instagram and I did

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<v Speaker 2>a little like ask me questions, and I got to say,

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<v Speaker 2>I love my Faithful fans are so sweet and so sweet,

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<v Speaker 2>So I said, but ask me something, you know, some

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<v Speaker 2>out of pocket questions, things that are obscure, things that

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<v Speaker 2>are weird, that are crazy. Let's you know, anything goes

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<v Speaker 2>you know me, I'm an open book. I'll answer anything

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<v Speaker 2>for the most part. So so I asked you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>and I got to say, I got flut it with questions.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you guys so much, love you all, but

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<v Speaker 2>there were they were a little timid. It is the word.

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<v Speaker 2>They were kind of very a lot of love, so

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<v Speaker 2>much love out there, which I really appreciate, and loving

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast, which is great feedback to here. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I got a lot of nine O two and oh

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<v Speaker 2>questions like best memory from nine oh two and o

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<v Speaker 2>like behind the scenes memory of nine oh two and

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<v Speaker 2>oh things that had kind of I've already answered or

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<v Speaker 2>been asked before. So I was like, okay, well, gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to put it, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>how do I ask them without saying like, guys, step

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<v Speaker 2>it up? So I was like, you know what, let

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<v Speaker 2>me just go for it. So I went back to

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram and I said, uh, ask me anything, ask me questions, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go for it. Ask me stuff that we might

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<v Speaker 2>get banned for. And you know what, guys, you delivered. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>you delivered. Wow. I got some of the most unhinged

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<v Speaker 2>questions I've ever gotten in my life. Nothing shocks me, you, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I was shocked. I was shocked, and I almost went

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<v Speaker 2>back and I was like, this is fun. This is

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<v Speaker 2>like a fun experiment. It's like very immersive, like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we're like going back and forth, and I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to be like, Okay, we went from one extreme

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<v Speaker 2>to you know, what was you know, your favorite memory

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<v Speaker 2>and what was it like filming the finale of nine

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<v Speaker 2>o two and zero to like, uh, you know, do

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<v Speaker 2>you spitter swallow? Like? You know? There was like no

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<v Speaker 2>in between. I'm not kidding. Got a lot of you

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<v Speaker 2>really want to know if I spitter swallow? And the

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<v Speaker 2>answer is I hate waste, So just leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh anyway, Uh So, I yeah, I wanted to go

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<v Speaker 2>back and be like, Okay, we got one extreme, we

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<v Speaker 2>got the other extreme. We can go somewhere in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle now. But I don't know. There was just so

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<v Speaker 2>much good stuff. I think I'm gonna do this as

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<v Speaker 2>a regular thing because you guys are like and when

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<v Speaker 2>I said get his band, I just met asked like

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<v Speaker 2>crazy questions. I didn't mean like I didn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>have like a gazillion sex questions, although I really enjoyed

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<v Speaker 2>reading them, I gotta say so, I mean, I have

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<v Speaker 2>them all here, so I'm going to go through some

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<v Speaker 2>of them. People people wanted to know. Uh oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>was a good one. This was very creative. Although I

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<v Speaker 2>hate this word. If you're lady parts mass screw, if

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<v Speaker 2>your vagina had a theme song? Right now? What would

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<v Speaker 2>it be? And which condiment would sponsor it? Oh? My,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm sorry. That was super creative, right creative? Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>For sure. Dan's cringing right now. She says, I call

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<v Speaker 2>her apprude. I don't call her a prude. I just

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<v Speaker 2>think it's it's coh God. So if my if my

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<v Speaker 2>hula had uh had a theme song, what would it be? Gosh? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my gosh. And I didn't prepare you guys, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't like, you know, I like to be put

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<v Speaker 2>on the spot. So while I read all of them,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't prepare answers because I just wanted to fire

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<v Speaker 2>them off. So I'm actually kind of stuck on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, hm, I'm gonna go back to that one.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, keep listening to this podcast because at the end,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna end this all by answering that question, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be good. So stick around ice cubes or

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<v Speaker 2>whipped cream. I assume that's not like in a drink

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<v Speaker 2>or a desert or something. So if if I was

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<v Speaker 2>doing something sexual, would it be ice cubes or whip cream?

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<v Speaker 2>Ice cubes would be great. Because I don't drink enough water.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe somehow we like seep in and would hydrate me,

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<v Speaker 2>so that would be practical. Whipped cream would probably get

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<v Speaker 2>a little sticky, like great for the guy, but like

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<v Speaker 2>from me, I don't know, I don't know. No I

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, I guess i'the go with ice cubes. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>have you been to jail and for what?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I said that proud, never been to jail, never been arrested.

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<v Speaker 2>The only mugshot I've ever taken was for the reboot.

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<v Speaker 2>We did reimagining of Beverly Hills nine and two and

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<v Speaker 2>O on BH nine and two and O where stole

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<v Speaker 2>the red dress and the gang and we got arrested

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<v Speaker 2>and had to do our mug shots, which was really like,

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<v Speaker 2>mugshot is something that is kind of scary for me because,

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<v Speaker 2>as you know, I prefer to only do this side

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<v Speaker 2>my rights are. I'm making a motion like you can

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<v Speaker 2>see this and this is audio. I like the right

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<v Speaker 2>side of my face just I do. And I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's because I mean, people ask me this all the time,

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<v Speaker 2>like why don't you look forward? Like why don't you

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<v Speaker 2>look straight on? And it's just like it's an old habit.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, old habits die hard. It's from like seeing

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<v Speaker 2>pictures of myself when I was younger at bad angles

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<v Speaker 2>and being like, Okay, here's my best angle. Stick with it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then no one can put anything bad out there.

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<v Speaker 2>They find a way anyway, and kind of had a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a botch nos job. So I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not symetric, not that everybody is, but whatever, it's

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<v Speaker 2>my story. I'm sticking to it. I'm trying to work

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<v Speaker 2>on that though. And if you notice that the cover

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<v Speaker 2>art for Misspelling podcast, I was feeling so confident and

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<v Speaker 2>like breaking barriers in my own life and really putting

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<v Speaker 2>myself out there that my photo is from the front.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome anyway. If a man brings you kombucha, is

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<v Speaker 2>that romance or a red flag? I think it's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of kind No, kombucha is good for you, right Wait, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I like kimbucha. I really love Health eight is the one.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Pink Lady Apple.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, there is there some sexual connotation. I'm not aware.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, is that it? I don't know's I don't

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<v Speaker 2>get the red flag, but if he brings you kombucha,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it. Whoever wrote that one and let

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<v Speaker 2>us know what you meant by that. Yeah, would you

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<v Speaker 2>rather be fingered in a Denny's or kissed in an

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<v Speaker 2>air one market?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm speechless.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you know me, well, uh, I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm a foodie and I love food and comfort food,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna go a food based here and Denny's

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<v Speaker 2>for the wind. I'm cringing double now, I am to please.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your moon sign? And how much do you blame

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<v Speaker 2>her for your bad decisions? I think my moon sign

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<v Speaker 2>is virgo, pretty sure. You know what. I believe in everything,

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<v Speaker 2>and I have my crystals, and I believe in sending

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<v Speaker 2>intentions and leaving things to the universe and astrology. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of believe in I kind of I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of toy with it more for the sake of like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a conversation, like people talk about it and it

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<v Speaker 2>can fill you in a little bit about somebody. But

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<v Speaker 2>I know there's so many. You have your moon sign,

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<v Speaker 2>your sun's sign, your anal sign. Oh my gosh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just kidding. That'd be a good one. What's your anal sign? Anyway? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't blame anything for my bad decisions, except myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm holing myself to blame. Oh boy, favorite sushi restaurants.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, it's called Shabou Yuh and it's in Calabasas

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<v Speaker 2>and it's very tiny and like as small, like there's

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<v Speaker 2>not that many seats and it's really they don't take reservations,

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<v Speaker 2>like you just have to show up and get in line,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's so good. But I love sassa bune, I

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<v Speaker 2>love katsuya, I love sugarfish, I love nuts yatsu ya.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's in Tarzana and it doesn't have a sign

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<v Speaker 2>on the door. It's an old strip mall. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's next to a chandeliers shop and a lighting shop

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<v Speaker 2>and wide she heals, which is interesting because there that's

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<v Speaker 2>a big market for that, I guess. But it just

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<v Speaker 2>says sushi and neon and it's really good and it's

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<v Speaker 2>trust the chef and it's Stella's favorite. She's been going

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<v Speaker 2>there since she was four years old. And there's like

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<v Speaker 2>maybe four tables there that you can sit there and

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<v Speaker 2>order other stuff like off the menu. But it's like

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<v Speaker 2>if you sit at the bar, it's just like old school,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, sushi rules. That it's like you trust

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<v Speaker 2>the chef and you get what you get and you

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<v Speaker 2>don't get upset. And so Stella and I went there

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<v Speaker 2>when she was four and chef was like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Chef Masson was like, I love him. He was like

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<v Speaker 2>oh and he was so nice. He was like, what

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<v Speaker 2>does she eat? It's okay? And I said, oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, you know, she'll try anything. And she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll try anything, you know, just know what Zabby I said.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like she had served like ten courses

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, I can keep going. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my gosh. He says to this day because we

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<v Speaker 2>still go there and she's seventeen. He says, she was

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<v Speaker 2>my youngest sushi eater. And it's really cute. Okay, favorite

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<v Speaker 2>Bible verse. I'm not touching that one, but God bless,

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<v Speaker 2>have you ever pooped on someone's steps? Imagine imagine you're like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Tory Spelling wants me to ask her anything. I can.

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<v Speaker 2>I can ask her anything. And that's the question you

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<v Speaker 2>want to know, like, have you ever pooped on somebody steps?

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<v Speaker 2>The answer is no, I have never. I have never

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<v Speaker 2>pooped on somebody steps. But you know, there's always time

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<v Speaker 2>for that. Have you role played as Donna Martine? That's

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<v Speaker 2>a good one. I haven't been with that many people,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've been in mostly long term relationships and no,

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<v Speaker 2>but I that would that would creep me out. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Has anybody asked you to? That's whether you

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<v Speaker 2>did or not. Has anybody no? If I I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>going like in the past or in the future, if

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<v Speaker 2>I was intimate with a man and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>will you role play like you act like Donna Martin?

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<v Speaker 2>That would really creep me out. I mean, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a blurry line because what's the difference between

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<v Speaker 2>Tory and Donna. Keep in mind, it was the nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>It was primetime. You know, there was no Netflix where

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<v Speaker 2>you could say anything. You know, there were four channels,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and it was like, yeah, you couldn't curse,

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<v Speaker 2>you couldn't push the envelope. So Donna is toy, just

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<v Speaker 2>toy has a potty mob. But Donna had a potty mob.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my story. I'm sticking to it. So now no

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<v Speaker 2>one's ever I do feel like, oh God, so Dean,

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<v Speaker 2>my ex he when we met, he was telling me

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<v Speaker 2>that he had a big crush on me and that,

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<v Speaker 2>and he would always have his hockey game with all

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<v Speaker 2>his buddies on Wednesday night and he would always like

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<v Speaker 2>get out of there early and they'd be like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>you what in the locker room, Like you gotta go

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<v Speaker 2>home and like see your girlfriend. And he was like, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>shame going home. I'm a guy watching nine A two

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<v Speaker 2>and oh I have a crush on toy spelling. And

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<v Speaker 2>I always thought, I was like, are you just making

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<v Speaker 2>that up? Like to get with me? But like no,

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<v Speaker 2>So I feel like, at some point, do you like

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<v Speaker 2>how you say? I feel like I totally know at

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<v Speaker 2>some point during one of you know, our sessions during

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<v Speaker 2>sex that he said, oh my little Donna Martin. I

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<v Speaker 2>might have giggled back like Donna, Oh god, okay, AnyWho, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>weirdest place you've ever had sex? Weirdest? I am a

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<v Speaker 2>member of the Mile High Club. Try that once? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but weirdest. God, I don't know. I don't think anywhere weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, am I so boring?

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually just thinking that I'm boring.

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<v Speaker 2>No. I was thinking, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Really funny that your fans are asking these questions expecting

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<v Speaker 1>you know wild answers.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're really you know, I'm all talk of.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh what's the word, maybe a little prudish, I'm brude.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, how you know what? You know what I'm being.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm being slightly guarded because you, as my longtime friend,

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<v Speaker 2>producing partner, and manager, you do sometimes you get uneasy

0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.200
<v Speaker 2>when I say like pooper far too much in podcasts

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, should we edit that out? I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'd probably be a little guarded because you're you're listening. Okay,

0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.600
<v Speaker 2>what else? What do we have here? What size of

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<v Speaker 2>your implants? Oh? God, I don't know. So I did

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<v Speaker 2>get them replaced because if you know me, you know

0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:14.080
<v Speaker 2>that they were like twenty years expired and needed to

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<v Speaker 2>be redone, which I didn't know when I did the

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<v Speaker 2>first time that that would ever be the case. I

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<v Speaker 2>was young and didn't understand. So I did get them.

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<v Speaker 2>But I got to say, I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>love my boobs. I'm just saying it. I was hoping

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<v Speaker 2>this time when I got them redone, because I needed

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<v Speaker 2>to get them redone, like medically. I was hoping that

0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:42.520
<v Speaker 2>they would be smaller because I just feel like they

0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:46.480
<v Speaker 2>don't they've never worn wardrobe like clothes right in fashion.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I just think, you know what. I

0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.280
<v Speaker 2>don't believe in regrets. I really don't. But if I

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<v Speaker 2>could go back and tell my like nineteen year old self,

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<v Speaker 2>I would never have gotten my boobs done. Never, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I really look back, like when Jen and I do

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<v Speaker 2>the rewatch, I look at my old boobs and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just like, oh my god, they were great, like ugh silliness. Yeah, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I got like the low level ones

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<v Speaker 2>or like they're supposed to be like flatter but wider.

0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:25.800
<v Speaker 2>And people always give me shit about like, oh my god,

0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:29.919
<v Speaker 2>what's that gaping hole in your chest? And it's a

0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:34.199
<v Speaker 2>medical condition. It's like pectoral something I don't know. It's

0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:36.480
<v Speaker 2>a bone thing and it's genetics. Some of my kids

0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:39.840
<v Speaker 2>have it as well. Obviously it ran in my family.

0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:42.040
<v Speaker 2>And it's just like your bone, your bone plate is

0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:46.000
<v Speaker 2>raised higher, so there's no way to ever fill in

0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:47.960
<v Speaker 2>that gap. It was just something I was born with.

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<v Speaker 2>But I hate when they're like, oh god, your boobs

0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:55.000
<v Speaker 2>are wrecked, look at that. I'm like, no, those are

0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:59.879
<v Speaker 2>my bones, they're not wrecked. They're me. I don't know,

0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.920
<v Speaker 2>but I feel like they feel bigger now even though

0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:07.320
<v Speaker 2>they're not bigger, they just are wider and lower level.

0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:15.800
<v Speaker 2>They're not as like perky and high. I'm over this, Commo. Wait,

0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:18.600
<v Speaker 2>did I tell you guys that my old implants that

0:18:18.720 --> 0:18:23.640
<v Speaker 2>I gave them to Dean for our anniversary one year? Oh? Boy,

0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:30.160
<v Speaker 2>of course I took the old implants that I got.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think the doctor's supposed to get them to

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<v Speaker 2>anybody did, and put them in like a loose sight

0:18:39.160 --> 0:18:42.959
<v Speaker 2>box and I made bookends out of them. Come on,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys. You know I liked DIY. I never disappoint

0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:48.720
<v Speaker 2>and it was yeah, and I gave it to him

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<v Speaker 2>and it was really nice because when we decided to divorce,

0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:58.360
<v Speaker 2>he said, do you want these back? And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>because we're still very good friends parent well, and I

0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:04.120
<v Speaker 2>said I am offended and he's like, no, I didn't

0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:06.600
<v Speaker 2>mean like that. You know, I've always loved them like

0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:10.600
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, it's just we're splitting up, and like,

0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:13.320
<v Speaker 2>do you want them back? And he was like, you know,

0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:15.800
<v Speaker 2>you could probably sell these on eBay. I'm like, I

0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:18.119
<v Speaker 2>would never And I was like, wait, how much was

0:19:18.160 --> 0:19:20.840
<v Speaker 2>going to get for them. I'm I'm just curious asking

0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:23.560
<v Speaker 2>for a friend. But uh, anyway, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the next episode should be gift ideas with

0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:30.440
<v Speaker 1>tory spelling.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I kind of want to have them like

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<v Speaker 2>like bronze or something. You have people bronze baby shoes,

0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:41.800
<v Speaker 2>like why not implants and then I can make it,

0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:44.760
<v Speaker 2>oh if it was bronzed or like, you know, gold

0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:49.119
<v Speaker 2>plated or like something, uh not skipped in real gold,

0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:54.480
<v Speaker 2>but like I can then make them paperweights in my

0:19:55.000 --> 0:20:00.440
<v Speaker 2>podcast station slash office, slash corner, my bedroom slash only

0:20:00.480 --> 0:20:11.119
<v Speaker 2>area mickets will give to me. Yeah. Anyway, is it

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<v Speaker 2>true that Hollywood celebs are Satanists? Fair question? I I

0:20:20.359 --> 0:20:23.800
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't know. I don't know. I mean, I guess there's

0:20:23.800 --> 0:20:30.879
<v Speaker 2>a lot of what it's it's just all what's the word, ok, folklore,

0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:37.760
<v Speaker 2>folks floor or urban legends, arm legend. Oh that was

0:20:37.840 --> 0:20:40.199
<v Speaker 2>such a great movie they should remake it. Anyway. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you think you could win Jenny at arm wrestling? Absolutely not. No.

0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Jenn is real strong, she's real strong, and she would

0:20:52.680 --> 0:20:56.080
<v Speaker 2>totally take me. Arm wrestling is not something I could

0:20:56.200 --> 0:21:00.280
<v Speaker 2>I can win at. Yeah, would you do the topless

0:21:00.280 --> 0:21:03.080
<v Speaker 2>scene and scary movie too, if you could go back

0:21:03.080 --> 0:21:08.600
<v Speaker 2>and do it all over again. So I have publicly

0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:12.600
<v Speaker 2>talked about and it was in my books that when

0:21:12.640 --> 0:21:17.440
<v Speaker 2>I did Scary Movie two, there was a topless scene

0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:21.760
<v Speaker 2>that I felt was gratuitous, Like I don't know, I

0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:25.720
<v Speaker 2>didn't feel like it was necessary. It wasn't. I just

0:21:25.760 --> 0:21:28.000
<v Speaker 2>finished nine to two and zero. It was my first

0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:31.280
<v Speaker 2>shot at doing I'd done some amazing independent films, but

0:21:31.359 --> 0:21:33.400
<v Speaker 2>it was the first shot at like a big franchise,

0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:38.600
<v Speaker 2>like big budget feature, and you know, it was a comedy,

0:21:38.880 --> 0:21:41.400
<v Speaker 2>a spoof comedy. So I was like, oh my gosh.

0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:44.280
<v Speaker 2>You know, I was known as Donna Martin. Like that

0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:47.240
<v Speaker 2>was a huge departure. I already am like super dirty

0:21:47.240 --> 0:21:50.359
<v Speaker 2>and like raunchy in that movie and potty mouth, but

0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:53.879
<v Speaker 2>like to show my boobs. I didn't think it was

0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:58.919
<v Speaker 2>necessary for the scene, and I don't think it was

0:21:59.119 --> 0:22:03.399
<v Speaker 2>there when I auditioned. So we did push back, and

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<v Speaker 2>I write the story in my book that my manager

0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:09.440
<v Speaker 2>at the time, I was like, what do we do

0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:13.000
<v Speaker 2>because it was kind of like they wanted it in there,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a scene where I'm having sex with the ghosts,

0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:18.560
<v Speaker 2>and they wanted him to like the ghost to pull

0:22:18.600 --> 0:22:20.720
<v Speaker 2>my shirt up and show my boobs, and you know,

0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:23.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm a people pleaser, so it was really hard for

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<v Speaker 2>me to refuse to do that scene. And I think

0:22:29.640 --> 0:22:32.480
<v Speaker 2>when they put the scene together, it's like he does

0:22:32.560 --> 0:22:34.520
<v Speaker 2>end up pulling up her top and it's like iring

0:22:34.600 --> 0:22:36.400
<v Speaker 2>a ting like movies or something. I don't know, it's

0:22:36.400 --> 0:22:39.200
<v Speaker 2>something or like it was like all kinds of stuff

0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:41.080
<v Speaker 2>that was at it that it was like weird, like

0:22:41.119 --> 0:22:43.959
<v Speaker 2>gross stuff. But it was like, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 2>just remember, I'll never forget, like you know, this is

0:22:46.960 --> 0:22:50.480
<v Speaker 2>a big movie. It's for meer Max, like it's probably best,

0:22:50.600 --> 0:22:53.960
<v Speaker 2>like it's you know, it's not gonna hurt anything to

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<v Speaker 2>do it. And I didn't do it. And I my

0:22:57.440 --> 0:23:01.000
<v Speaker 2>role was so significant in that movie and it was

0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:03.879
<v Speaker 2>such a huge thing, and the Wigans were so amazing

0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:08.480
<v Speaker 2>and Keenan ivery Wins who directed it, just kept saying,

0:23:08.480 --> 0:23:11.600
<v Speaker 2>your comedy is so next level, like he would just

0:23:11.880 --> 0:23:13.919
<v Speaker 2>they would create scenes that weren't in the script for me,

0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:15.639
<v Speaker 2>Like I would have a day off and I'd get

0:23:15.680 --> 0:23:18.800
<v Speaker 2>a call and they'd be like, hey, can you work today,

0:23:18.840 --> 0:23:21.880
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, uh yeah, because you're doing a movie

0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:23.639
<v Speaker 2>or a TV show you're on hold. It's called on

0:23:23.720 --> 0:23:27.160
<v Speaker 2>your Days Off, so you're technically there's if they want you.

0:23:27.320 --> 0:23:30.480
<v Speaker 2>They're in their first position for everything, so not Candy

0:23:30.520 --> 0:23:32.840
<v Speaker 2>work today, but like we need you to work today,

0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:35.400
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, oh yeah, the Wayans just wrote wrote

0:23:35.400 --> 0:23:38.080
<v Speaker 2>a new scene for you. And they just kept writing stuff,

0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:40.919
<v Speaker 2>and then there were so many times where they just

0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:44.560
<v Speaker 2>gave me such confidence. Keenan would say like, just improv,

0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:47.080
<v Speaker 2>just go for it. I'd be like, so take after take,

0:23:47.160 --> 0:23:51.040
<v Speaker 2>I just kept doing anything and everything, and like the

0:23:51.560 --> 0:23:56.200
<v Speaker 2>famous scene where the ghosts and like we're having sex,

0:23:56.320 --> 0:23:59.159
<v Speaker 2>like going around the room, and I'm like, Kinky's my

0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:02.440
<v Speaker 2>meddle name, which is like my famous line for that movie.

0:24:02.440 --> 0:24:04.280
<v Speaker 2>And people always like come up to me, you know,

0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:06.440
<v Speaker 2>they either want me to say like Donna Martin graduates

0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:08.880
<v Speaker 2>or Kinky's my middle name bitch, which is like two

0:24:08.960 --> 0:24:13.520
<v Speaker 2>extreme things and two extremely different roles. But like I

0:24:13.560 --> 0:24:15.919
<v Speaker 2>created that line, like I wrote that, and he just

0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:20.160
<v Speaker 2>gave me so much confidence to believe in myself comedic,

0:24:20.600 --> 0:24:24.760
<v Speaker 2>you know, comedically and went for it. And then I

0:24:24.840 --> 0:24:27.560
<v Speaker 2>heard the director's cut, which was Keenan's cut. All my

0:24:27.600 --> 0:24:32.600
<v Speaker 2>stuff was in there, and I remember my my like

0:24:33.040 --> 0:24:35.600
<v Speaker 2>publicist at the time, got to go to a screening,

0:24:35.720 --> 0:24:37.919
<v Speaker 2>like an in house screening, and she was just like

0:24:38.119 --> 0:24:40.919
<v Speaker 2>show my manager at the time, I'm like, oh my gosh,

0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:46.520
<v Speaker 2>it's too much. Like there's everything is like bad words

0:24:46.560 --> 0:24:50.320
<v Speaker 2>she's saying and sexual suggestions and like yeah, I was

0:24:50.359 --> 0:24:52.320
<v Speaker 2>like do me raw dog style and stuff like that.

0:24:52.320 --> 0:24:54.879
<v Speaker 2>I think that got cut, but the waves were like

0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 2>go go You're so funny. So anyway, everything was left

0:24:59.880 --> 0:25:02.920
<v Speaker 2>in and when Keenan in the Wains like did their cut,

0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:05.600
<v Speaker 2>and then I don't know, when I went to the

0:25:05.600 --> 0:25:09.280
<v Speaker 2>movie premiere, I showed up and I was like jaw

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:14.840
<v Speaker 2>on the movie like floor, like like I couldn't believe it.

0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Like I felt like all my stuff was cut out.

0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:20.560
<v Speaker 2>And there were scenes that didn't even like completely make

0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:24.439
<v Speaker 2>sense because they just like cut me out. Like so

0:25:24.480 --> 0:25:27.040
<v Speaker 2>it's like, wait, that scene doesn't make sense because all

0:25:27.040 --> 0:25:28.680
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, you don't see me sing my line

0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:30.800
<v Speaker 2>and leaving the scene. I'm just gone, and so it

0:25:30.800 --> 0:25:34.600
<v Speaker 2>doesn't even completely make sense. But anyway, I know they

0:25:34.600 --> 0:25:37.600
<v Speaker 2>had nothing to do with that. So I'll never I

0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:41.199
<v Speaker 2>don't know, I'll always wonder like shoot, like I don't know.

0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Should I have flash my titties? Maybe I would have

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:48.359
<v Speaker 2>been the star of that movie. AnyWho, Does size matter?

0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:54.639
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. I don't know. I really I

0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:57.080
<v Speaker 2>feel like chemistry is what it's about. I don't think

0:25:57.160 --> 0:26:04.520
<v Speaker 2>it's about how fluid fluids. It's about, you know, I

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:10.400
<v Speaker 2>think like your attraction and your chemistry together. You either

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:12.760
<v Speaker 2>have it or you don't. And there's different partners in

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:15.680
<v Speaker 2>life that I think we have, you know, mental chemistry

0:26:15.720 --> 0:26:18.840
<v Speaker 2>with and friendship chemistry and love chemistry and romance and

0:26:18.880 --> 0:26:23.480
<v Speaker 2>then like fysical and some of those can be combined sometimes.

0:26:23.560 --> 0:26:27.520
<v Speaker 2>But you know, I think it's about how your bodies

0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:31.720
<v Speaker 2>just like work together and it's very intuitive, and how

0:26:31.760 --> 0:26:34.960
<v Speaker 2>you like come together, get your mind out of the gutter,

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:40.080
<v Speaker 2>come together like mentally and physically and emotionally. Yeah, so

0:26:40.400 --> 0:26:49.720
<v Speaker 2>does size matter? Now that's my opinion. A favorite sexual position, God,

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know. Brutane, close your ears.

0:26:56.920 --> 0:26:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I don't know. I don't have a favorite

0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:05.040
<v Speaker 2>sexual position. I don't know. Oh my god, I'm sounding

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:09.240
<v Speaker 2>so boring. Whatever you guys, when I said let's get

0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:11.320
<v Speaker 2>his banded, I thought you'd asked me like I don't

0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:15.760
<v Speaker 2>know crazy. I don't know I met like ask me

0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:21.920
<v Speaker 2>like something super crazy, like like what's super crazy? I

0:27:21.960 --> 0:27:25.439
<v Speaker 2>don't know, Like do you have a fetish? Like do

0:27:25.440 --> 0:27:27.199
<v Speaker 2>you have I don't know. I didn't expect only on

0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:32.960
<v Speaker 2>it's sexual too. I will tell you one thing, Oh,

0:27:32.960 --> 0:27:35.120
<v Speaker 2>this is an interesting thing and it's not too sexual.

0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:40.439
<v Speaker 2>But like as far as like body parts people always have,

0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:43.600
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I don't know people I'm obsessed with,

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:52.240
<v Speaker 2>like boy's fingernail beds, Like if I meet a boy,

0:27:52.720 --> 0:27:55.760
<v Speaker 2>or I'm a hand talker, so I talk a lot

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 2>with my hands. I guess I will always like if

0:27:58.600 --> 0:28:01.000
<v Speaker 2>a guy sends me a picture, just so you know

0:28:01.119 --> 0:28:03.600
<v Speaker 2>in the future, like if you send me a picture, like,

0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:06.159
<v Speaker 2>first of all, I don't want to dick pic, like

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:12.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm not into this, but I mean maybe, but whatever,

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Like if you send me a picture, just like a

0:28:15.040 --> 0:28:18.080
<v Speaker 2>good picture of yourself, I'm totally holding the camera up

0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:20.760
<v Speaker 2>taking a selfie. Don't think I'm looking at your face,

0:28:20.840 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 2>don't think I'm looking at your chest, don't think I'm

0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:25.920
<v Speaker 2>looking at your hair or your outfit. I'm zooming in

0:28:26.000 --> 0:28:28.879
<v Speaker 2>and I'm looking at your finger nail beds. Like that's

0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 2>that's all I got, Like, I really like have a

0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:38.760
<v Speaker 2>thing with like fingers and just like good fingernail beds.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that weird? Unusual? For sure? Oh it is really

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<v Speaker 2>if a guy has bad hands. I'm just like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, go any further, Like I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>my mom was a hand model, so maybe it just

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<v Speaker 2>like we're to my jeans that I like like nice

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<v Speaker 2>fingers and fingernail beds. Fingernail beds, not fingers, fingernail beds.

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<v Speaker 2>Like do you cut your nails? Like? I'm very like, ooh,

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<v Speaker 2>or your nails dirty? Do you cut your nails? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you bite your nails? Like? What do your cuticles look like?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not like a judgy girl, but like, yeah, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>AnyWho would you do Playboy? Yeah? Yeah, my friend Tanna

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<v Speaker 2>just did Playboy, and I feel like it doesn't exist

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<v Speaker 2>in the magazine world, right, that's not a thing, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like lives online. I feel like I was

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<v Speaker 2>asked to do Playboy in the nineties and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>do it, and I don't know, I feel like I

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<v Speaker 2>should have, Like I was so worried about being like

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<v Speaker 2>the good girl and being taken serious as an actress

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<v Speaker 2>and like, I don't know, it would have been like

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a rad piece of history and I'm very

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<v Speaker 2>like creative and I would have wanted it very artistic

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<v Speaker 2>and done in a cool way. And yeah, so anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>should do Playboy now? Ruthan, No, why because I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what the upside would be. Listen, I still got

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<v Speaker 2>to going on and it's not It's not going to

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<v Speaker 2>stay like this forever.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I think it's more intriguing for people to

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<v Speaker 1>not see everything.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very Yeah, that's like old school. I'm all we too.

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<v Speaker 2>Adult toys yay or nay. I'm not opposed to them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not opposed to them. I've always wanted to do

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<v Speaker 2>a sex toy because Donna Martin like world's most famous virgin,

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<v Speaker 2>like on TV. I thought it'd be kind of funny,

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<v Speaker 2>like she's virgin, but she liked her sex stores. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I just thought, like and instead of

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<v Speaker 2>like Donna Martin graduates, we all know that, Like the

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<v Speaker 2>boys thought it was really funny, and Jason Priestley got

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<v Speaker 2>everyone off camera like to be chanting. Donna Martin masturbrates

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<v Speaker 2>and that's like a fun thing fans always say to

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<v Speaker 2>us and we all laugh at it. So I thought

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<v Speaker 2>a sex toy and Donna Martin masterbrates works perfect everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I do that one? I won't do Playboy, but

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<v Speaker 2>I will do a sex toy. Is that we're like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's discuss. Oh my gosh, you want me to do anything? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, keep asking the questions. I'll keep asking you

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<v Speaker 2>to ask me questions. And these are fun and they

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<v Speaker 2>don't all have to be sex like they could be

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<v Speaker 2>like crazy stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>You said at the end you were going to answer

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<v Speaker 1>the theme song for your.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did. I put that up. Okay, what if

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<v Speaker 2>my vagina it's my hmmm, I like the word pussy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry if my pus had a theme song, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I want to be like funny and say something,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I'm trying to be realistic. Oh, it'd probably

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<v Speaker 2>be like something. It'd be like, I'm just a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I got this one. Hold on, sorry, we're almost We're

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<v Speaker 2>almost down here. I got this. I'm really obsessed with

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<v Speaker 2>my chat lately, so I gotta ask her. She knows me. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>If I get kicked off a chat cheapta, I'm pissed.

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<v Speaker 2>What would a good theme song be for Tori Spelling's vagina.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that is a Hall of Fame question. Let's make

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<v Speaker 2>this iconic. It's to be bold, funny, self aware, sexy,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe even a little cheeky, pun intendatory. She knows me.

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<v Speaker 2>Here are a few theme options, depending on the mad

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<v Speaker 2>you're looking for. Feeling Myself by Nicki Minaj Nope, milkshake,

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<v Speaker 2>but please No? Like a virgin? Wow? Like a virgin

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<v Speaker 2>starring Tory Spelling's vagina because she played TV's most famous virgin.

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<v Speaker 2>How does she know this stuff? Hollywood Royalty? She said?

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<v Speaker 2>Dimes Our Girl's best Friend by Marilyn Monoe. Wait, boa, Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>there's more. Want me to write custom lyrics for this?

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<v Speaker 2>For the theme song, I can give you a full

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<v Speaker 2>original chorus called Beverly Thrills if you want Wow? Yes

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<v Speaker 2>please what that's crazy? Oh yes, buckle up. Here's your

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<v Speaker 2>custom Vagina theme song, Tory Beverly Thrills by Tory Spellings

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<v Speaker 2>Vagina think glam Wrap hybrid somewhere between Fergie Cardi B

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<v Speaker 2>and A Week from Madonna. Here's the chorus. She's the

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<v Speaker 2>zip code that broke the map nine oh two to one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh better check that snap gold like Chanel curves like

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<v Speaker 2>the hills, called the press. It's Beverly thrills. She don't chase.

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<v Speaker 2>She curates the ride vintage lace with a Hollywood stride.

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<v Speaker 2>Asks for the tea, she spells VIP only Beverly Thrills.

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<v Speaker 2>This has nothing to do with my fucking vagina. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>she's seen screaming hold on, no, wa wa wait, but

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<v Speaker 2>this has nothing to do with my vagina. Please make

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<v Speaker 2>this specific to my vagina. Thank you? Wow, Oh got it.

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<v Speaker 2>You want a theme song that's true honors the star

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<v Speaker 2>of the show. Tory spellings vagina Okay, she's funny, not

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<v Speaker 2>just glamorous adjacent, but vagina forward. Let's go bold, bodies,

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<v Speaker 2>positive and unapologetically Tory legend and lips the vagina anthem.

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<v Speaker 2>Think second okay, think funny, empowerment anthem. Ahlile. Liza meets

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<v Speaker 2>Peaches with a wink from Paris Hilton. She's got five

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<v Speaker 2>star walls and a velvet rope. Takes no clowns, just

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<v Speaker 2>dreams and dope. I don't what she's Tory's pearl. What

0:35:31.640 --> 0:35:35.239
<v Speaker 2>she's Tory's pearl? The Beverly Gate custom couture never second rate.

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<v Speaker 2>She's seen Empire's rise, when kissed by fame signed NDA's

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<v Speaker 2>forgot their names. No shame, no frills, just high class thrills.

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<v Speaker 2>Call her what you want. She answers to miss Beverly Hills.

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<v Speaker 2>Whax like a screenplay, tight like a plot, directs her

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<v Speaker 2>own scenes, gives what they're not Glosston Chanelle a true debutante.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't get in unless she wants. She has more

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<v Speaker 2>than a she's a whole damn mood. She's brunch at

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<v Speaker 2>the ivy in a late night nude, winks when you

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<v Speaker 2>beg yawns when you brag, Queen of the Clutch in

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<v Speaker 2>Gucci or drag. She's been on TV, but she's never

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<v Speaker 2>been there explicitly what she's been on TV, but she's

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<v Speaker 2>never been this explicitly legendary. Let me know if you

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<v Speaker 2>would like to slow down. Remix called Clit Happens, Drop

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<v Speaker 2>the mic