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Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast.

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Speaker 2: Okay you guys for this episode of Tory Stories, I

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Speaker 2: decided I wanted to do a Q and A because

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Speaker 2: I wanted to know what you guys wanted to ask

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Speaker 2: me on my podcast on misspelling. So I decided to

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Speaker 2: head to old Faithful Instagram and ask you guys, like, hey,

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Speaker 2: what do you want to know? I feel like, you know,

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Speaker 2: I've been around a long time and pretty much have

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Speaker 2: been asked every gazillion question there is. And I was like,

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Speaker 2: you know, ask me something new and like difference and

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Speaker 2: be creative. So I took to Instagram and I did

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Speaker 2: a little like ask me questions, and I got to say,

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Speaker 2: I love my Faithful fans are so sweet and so sweet,

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Speaker 2: So I said, but ask me something, you know, some

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Speaker 2: out of pocket questions, things that are obscure, things that

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Speaker 2: are weird, that are crazy. Let's you know, anything goes

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Speaker 2: you know me, I'm an open book. I'll answer anything

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Speaker 2: for the most part. So so I asked you guys,

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Speaker 2: and I got to say, I got flut it with questions.

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Speaker 2: I love you guys so much, love you all, but

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Speaker 2: there were they were a little timid. It is the word.

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Speaker 2: They were kind of very a lot of love, so

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Speaker 2: much love out there, which I really appreciate, and loving

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Speaker 2: the podcast, which is great feedback to here. But you know,

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Speaker 2: I got a lot of nine O two and oh

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Speaker 2: questions like best memory from nine oh two and o

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Speaker 2: oh things that had kind of I've already answered or

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Speaker 2: been asked before. So I was like, okay, well, gosh,

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Speaker 2: I don't know how to put it, like, you know,

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Speaker 2: how do I ask them without saying like, guys, step

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Speaker 2: it up? So I was like, you know what, let

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Speaker 2: me just go for it. So I went back to

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Speaker 2: Instagram and I said, uh, ask me anything, ask me questions, guys,

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Speaker 2: Let's go for it. Ask me stuff that we might

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Speaker 2: get banned for. And you know what, guys, you delivered. Wow,

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Speaker 2: you delivered. Wow. I got some of the most unhinged

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Speaker 2: questions I've ever gotten in my life. Nothing shocks me, you, guys.

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Speaker 2: I was shocked. I was shocked, and I almost went

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Speaker 2: back and I was like, this is fun. This is

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Speaker 2: like a fun experiment. It's like very immersive, like, uh,

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Speaker 2: you know, we're like going back and forth, and I

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Speaker 2: wanted to be like, Okay, we went from one extreme

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Speaker 2: to you know, what was you know, your favorite memory

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Speaker 2: and what was it like filming the finale of nine

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Speaker 2: o two and zero to like, uh, you know, do

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Speaker 2: you spitter swallow? Like? You know? There was like no

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Speaker 2: in between. I'm not kidding. Got a lot of you

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Speaker 2: really want to know if I spitter swallow? And the

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Speaker 2: answer is I hate waste, So just leave it at that.

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Speaker 2: Uh anyway, Uh So, I yeah, I wanted to go

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Speaker 2: back and be like, Okay, we got one extreme, we

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Speaker 2: got the other extreme. We can go somewhere in the

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Speaker 2: middle now. But I don't know. There was just so

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Speaker 2: much good stuff. I think I'm gonna do this as

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Speaker 2: a regular thing because you guys are like and when

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Speaker 2: I said get his band, I just met asked like

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Speaker 2: crazy questions. I didn't mean like I didn't have to

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Speaker 2: have like a gazillion sex questions, although I really enjoyed

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Speaker 2: reading them, I gotta say so, I mean, I have

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Speaker 2: them all here, so I'm going to go through some

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Speaker 2: of them. People people wanted to know. Uh oh, this

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Speaker 2: was a good one. This was very creative. Although I

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Speaker 2: hate this word. If you're lady parts mass screw, if

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Speaker 2: your vagina had a theme song? Right now? What would

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Speaker 2: it be? And which condiment would sponsor it? Oh? My,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry. That was super creative, right creative? Yep?

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Speaker 2: For sure. Dan's cringing right now. She says, I call

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Speaker 2: think it's it's coh God. So if my if my

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Speaker 2: hula had uh had a theme song, what would it be? Gosh? Oh,

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Speaker 2: oh my gosh. And I didn't prepare you guys, I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I didn't like, you know, I like to be put

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Speaker 2: I mean, hm, I'm gonna go back to that one.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, keep listening to this podcast because at the end,

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be good. So stick around ice cubes or

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Speaker 2: whipped cream. I assume that's not like in a drink

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Speaker 2: Ice cubes would be great. Because I don't drink enough water.

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Speaker 2: So maybe somehow we like seep in and would hydrate me,

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Speaker 2: have you been to jail and for what?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I said that proud, never been to jail, never been arrested.

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Speaker 2: The only mugshot I've ever taken was for the reboot.

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Speaker 2: We did reimagining of Beverly Hills nine and two and

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Speaker 2: and had to do our mug shots, which was really like,

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Speaker 2: as you know, I prefer to only do this side

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Speaker 2: my rights are. I'm making a motion like you can

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Speaker 2: see this and this is audio. I like the right

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Speaker 2: side of my face just I do. And I think

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Speaker 2: it's because I mean, people ask me this all the time,

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Speaker 2: like why don't you look forward? Like why don't you

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Speaker 2: look straight on? And it's just like it's an old habit.

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Speaker 2: You know, old habits die hard. It's from like seeing

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Speaker 2: pictures of myself when I was younger at bad angles

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Speaker 2: and being like, Okay, here's my best angle. Stick with it,

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Speaker 2: They find a way anyway, and kind of had a

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Speaker 2: I'm not symetric, not that everybody is, but whatever, it's

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Speaker 2: my story. I'm sticking to it. I'm trying to work

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Speaker 2: on that though. And if you notice that the cover

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Speaker 2: art for Misspelling podcast, I was feeling so confident and

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Speaker 2: like breaking barriers in my own life and really putting

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Speaker 2: You're welcome anyway. If a man brings you kombucha, is

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Speaker 2: that romance or a red flag? I think it's kind

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Speaker 2: of kind No, kombucha is good for you, right Wait, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I like kimbucha. I really love Health eight is the one.

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Speaker 2: I love Pink Lady Apple.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, there is there some sexual connotation. I'm not aware.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, is that it? I don't know's I don't

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Speaker 2: get the red flag, but if he brings you kombucha,

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Speaker 2: I don't get it. Whoever wrote that one and let

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Speaker 2: us know what you meant by that. Yeah, would you

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Speaker 2: rather be fingered in a Denny's or kissed in an

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Speaker 2: air one market?

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Speaker 1: I'm speechless.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you know me, well, uh, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 2: because I'm a foodie and I love food and comfort food,

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go a food based here and Denny's

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Speaker 2: for the wind. I'm cringing double now, I am to please.

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Speaker 2: What's your moon sign? And how much do you blame

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Speaker 2: her for your bad decisions? I think my moon sign

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Speaker 2: is virgo, pretty sure. You know what. I believe in everything,

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Speaker 2: and I have my crystals, and I believe in sending

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Speaker 2: intentions and leaving things to the universe and astrology. I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I kind of believe in I kind of I kind

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Speaker 2: it's a conversation, like people talk about it and it

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Speaker 2: can fill you in a little bit about somebody. But

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Speaker 2: I know there's so many. You have your moon sign,

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Speaker 2: your sun's sign, your anal sign. Oh my gosh, I'm

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Speaker 2: just kidding. That'd be a good one. What's your anal sign? Anyway? No,

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Speaker 2: I don't blame anything for my bad decisions, except myself.

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Speaker 2: I'm holing myself to blame. Oh boy, favorite sushi restaurants.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, it's called Shabou Yuh and it's in Calabasas

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Speaker 2: and it's very tiny and like as small, like there's

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Speaker 2: like you just have to show up and get in line,

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Speaker 2: and it's so good. But I love sassa bune, I

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Speaker 2: love katsuya, I love sugarfish, I love nuts yatsu ya.

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Speaker 2: And it's in Tarzana and it doesn't have a sign

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Speaker 2: on the door. It's an old strip mall. I think

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Speaker 2: it's next to a chandeliers shop and a lighting shop

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Speaker 2: says sushi and neon and it's really good and it's

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Speaker 2: trust the chef and it's Stella's favorite. She's been going

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Speaker 2: there since she was four years old. And there's like

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Speaker 2: like you know, sushi rules. That it's like you trust

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Speaker 2: when she was four and chef was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Chef Masson was like, I love him. He was like

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Speaker 2: oh and he was so nice. He was like, what

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Speaker 2: does she eat? It's okay? And I said, oh no, no,

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Speaker 2: I said, you know, she'll try anything. And she's like,

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Speaker 2: And it was like she had served like ten courses

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Speaker 2: oh my gosh. He says to this day because we

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Speaker 2: Bible verse. I'm not touching that one, but God bless,

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Speaker 2: have you ever pooped on someone's steps? Imagine imagine you're like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Tory Spelling wants me to ask her anything. I can.

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Speaker 2: I can ask her anything. And that's the question you

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Speaker 2: want to know, like, have you ever pooped on somebody steps?

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Speaker 2: The answer is no, I have never. I have never

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Speaker 2: pooped on somebody steps. But you know, there's always time

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Speaker 2: for that. Have you role played as Donna Martine? That's

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Speaker 2: a good one. I haven't been with that many people,

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Speaker 2: and I've been in mostly long term relationships and no,

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Speaker 2: but I that would that would creep me out. I

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Speaker 2: don't know. Has anybody asked you to? That's whether you

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Speaker 2: did or not. Has anybody no? If I I'm just

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Speaker 2: going like in the past or in the future, if

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Speaker 2: I was intimate with a man and he was like,

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Speaker 2: will you role play like you act like Donna Martin?

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Speaker 2: That would really creep me out. I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's such a blurry line because what's the difference between

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Speaker 2: Tory and Donna. Keep in mind, it was the nineties.

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Speaker 2: It was primetime. You know, there was no Netflix where

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Speaker 2: you could say anything. You know, there were four channels,

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Speaker 2: you know, and it was like, yeah, you couldn't curse,

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Speaker 2: you couldn't push the envelope. So Donna is toy, just

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Speaker 2: toy has a potty mob. But Donna had a potty mob.

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Speaker 2: That's my story. I'm sticking to it. So now no

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Speaker 2: one's ever I do feel like, oh God, so Dean,

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Speaker 2: my ex he when we met, he was telling me

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Speaker 2: and he would always have his hockey game with all

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Speaker 2: But you know, I think it's about how your bodies

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Speaker 2: don't know, Like do you have a fetish? Like do

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Speaker 2: you have I don't know. I didn't expect only on

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Speaker 2: it's sexual too. I will tell you one thing, Oh,

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Speaker 2: this is an interesting thing and it's not too sexual.

424
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Speaker 2: But like as far as like body parts people always have,

425
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Speaker 2: I feel like I don't know people I'm obsessed with,

426
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Speaker 2: like boy's fingernail beds, Like if I meet a boy,

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Speaker 2: or I'm a hand talker, so I talk a lot

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Speaker 2: with my hands. I guess I will always like if

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Speaker 2: a guy sends me a picture, just so you know

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Speaker 2: in the future, like if you send me a picture, like,

431
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 2: first of all, I don't want to dick pic, like

432
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Speaker 2: I'm not into this, but I mean maybe, but whatever,

433
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Speaker 2: Like if you send me a picture, just like a

434
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Speaker 2: good picture of yourself, I'm totally holding the camera up

435
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Speaker 2: taking a selfie. Don't think I'm looking at your face,

436
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 2: don't think I'm looking at your chest, don't think I'm

437
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 2: looking at your hair or your outfit. I'm zooming in

438
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Speaker 2: and I'm looking at your finger nail beds. Like that's

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00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 2: that's all I got, Like, I really like have a

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00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: thing with like fingers and just like good fingernail beds.

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Speaker 2: Is that weird? Unusual? For sure? Oh it is really

442
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 2: if a guy has bad hands. I'm just like, I

443
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Speaker 2: don't know, go any further, Like I don't know. I mean,

444
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Speaker 2: my mom was a hand model, so maybe it just

445
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Speaker 2: like we're to my jeans that I like like nice

446
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Speaker 2: fingers and fingernail beds. Fingernail beds, not fingers, fingernail beds.

447
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 2: Like do you cut your nails? Like? I'm very like, ooh,

448
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 2: or your nails dirty? Do you cut your nails? Do

449
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 2: you bite your nails? Like? What do your cuticles look like?

450
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 2: And I'm not like a judgy girl, but like, yeah, anyway,

451
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Speaker 2: AnyWho would you do Playboy? Yeah? Yeah, my friend Tanna

452
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 2: just did Playboy, and I feel like it doesn't exist

453
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 2: in the magazine world, right, that's not a thing, but

454
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 2: it's just like lives online. I feel like I was

455
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Speaker 2: asked to do Playboy in the nineties and I didn't

456
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Speaker 2: do it, and I don't know, I feel like I

457
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 2: should have, Like I was so worried about being like

458
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Speaker 2: the good girl and being taken serious as an actress

459
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Speaker 2: and like, I don't know, it would have been like

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Speaker 2: kind of a rad piece of history and I'm very

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Speaker 2: like creative and I would have wanted it very artistic

462
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 2: and done in a cool way. And yeah, so anyway,

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Speaker 2: should do Playboy now? Ruthan, No, why because I don't

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Speaker 2: know what the upside would be. Listen, I still got

465
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Speaker 2: to going on and it's not It's not going to

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Speaker 2: stay like this forever.

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Speaker 1: I think. I think it's more intriguing for people to

468
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Speaker 1: not see everything.

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Speaker 2: That's very Yeah, that's like old school. I'm all we too.

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Speaker 2: Adult toys yay or nay. I'm not opposed to them. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm not opposed to them. I've always wanted to do

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Speaker 2: a sex toy because Donna Martin like world's most famous virgin,

473
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Speaker 2: like on TV. I thought it'd be kind of funny,

474
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Speaker 2: like she's virgin, but she liked her sex stores. Like

475
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Speaker 2: I don't know, I just thought, like and instead of

476
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Speaker 2: like Donna Martin graduates, we all know that, Like the

477
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 2: boys thought it was really funny, and Jason Priestley got

478
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 2: everyone off camera like to be chanting. Donna Martin masturbrates

479
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: and that's like a fun thing fans always say to

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Speaker 2: us and we all laugh at it. So I thought

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Speaker 2: a sex toy and Donna Martin masterbrates works perfect everything.

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Speaker 2: Can I do that one? I won't do Playboy, but

483
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 2: I will do a sex toy. Is that we're like,

484
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 2: let's discuss. Oh my gosh, you want me to do anything? Okay,

485
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 2: So anyway, keep asking the questions. I'll keep asking you

486
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: to ask me questions. And these are fun and they

487
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: don't all have to be sex like they could be

488
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Speaker 2: like crazy stuff.

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Speaker 1: You said at the end you were going to answer

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Speaker 1: the theme song for your.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. I put that up. Okay, what if

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Speaker 2: my vagina it's my hmmm, I like the word pussy.

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Speaker 2: Sorry if my pus had a theme song, I mean,

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Speaker 2: you know, I want to be like funny and say something,

495
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 2: but like I'm trying to be realistic. Oh, it'd probably

496
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Speaker 2: be like something. It'd be like, I'm just a girl.

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00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 2: I got this one. Hold on, sorry, we're almost We're

498
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Speaker 2: almost down here. I got this. I'm really obsessed with

499
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: my chat lately, so I gotta ask her. She knows me. Well.

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Speaker 2: If I get kicked off a chat cheapta, I'm pissed.

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00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 2: What would a good theme song be for Tori Spelling's vagina.

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00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 2: Now that is a Hall of Fame question. Let's make

503
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,959
Speaker 2: this iconic. It's to be bold, funny, self aware, sexy,

504
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 2: maybe even a little cheeky, pun intendatory. She knows me.

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Speaker 2: Here are a few theme options, depending on the mad

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Speaker 2: you're looking for. Feeling Myself by Nicki Minaj Nope, milkshake,

507
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 2: but please No? Like a virgin? Wow? Like a virgin

508
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 2: starring Tory Spelling's vagina because she played TV's most famous virgin.

509
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Speaker 2: How does she know this stuff? Hollywood Royalty? She said?

510
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 2: Dimes Our Girl's best Friend by Marilyn Monoe. Wait, boa, Wait,

511
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 2: there's more. Want me to write custom lyrics for this?

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00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: For the theme song, I can give you a full

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Speaker 2: original chorus called Beverly Thrills if you want Wow? Yes

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Speaker 2: please what that's crazy? Oh yes, buckle up. Here's your

515
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 2: custom Vagina theme song, Tory Beverly Thrills by Tory Spellings

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00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: Vagina think glam Wrap hybrid somewhere between Fergie Cardi B

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Speaker 2: and A Week from Madonna. Here's the chorus. She's the

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Speaker 2: zip code that broke the map nine oh two to one.

519
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 2: Oh better check that snap gold like Chanel curves like

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00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 2: the hills, called the press. It's Beverly thrills. She don't chase.

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00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 2: She curates the ride vintage lace with a Hollywood stride.

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00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 2: Asks for the tea, she spells VIP only Beverly Thrills.

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00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 2: This has nothing to do with my fucking vagina. Wait,

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Speaker 2: she's seen screaming hold on, no, wa wa wait, but

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Speaker 2: this has nothing to do with my vagina. Please make

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Speaker 2: this specific to my vagina. Thank you? Wow, Oh got it.

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Speaker 2: You want a theme song that's true honors the star

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Speaker 2: of the show. Tory spellings vagina Okay, she's funny, not

529
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 2: just glamorous adjacent, but vagina forward. Let's go bold, bodies,

530
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Speaker 2: positive and unapologetically Tory legend and lips the vagina anthem.

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00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 2: Think second okay, think funny, empowerment anthem. Ahlile. Liza meets

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Speaker 2: Peaches with a wink from Paris Hilton. She's got five

533
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Speaker 2: star walls and a velvet rope. Takes no clowns, just

534
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:31,439
Speaker 2: dreams and dope. I don't what she's Tory's pearl. What

535
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 2: she's Tory's pearl? The Beverly Gate custom couture never second rate.

536
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 2: She's seen Empire's rise, when kissed by fame signed NDA's

537
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 2: forgot their names. No shame, no frills, just high class thrills.

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00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: Call her what you want. She answers to miss Beverly Hills.

539
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 2: Whax like a screenplay, tight like a plot, directs her

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00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 2: own scenes, gives what they're not Glosston Chanelle a true debutante.

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Speaker 2: You don't get in unless she wants. She has more

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00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 2: than a she's a whole damn mood. She's brunch at

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Speaker 2: the ivy in a late night nude, winks when you

544
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Speaker 2: beg yawns when you brag, Queen of the Clutch in

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Speaker 2: Gucci or drag. She's been on TV, but she's never

546
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Speaker 2: been there explicitly what she's been on TV, but she's

547
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 2: never been this explicitly legendary. Let me know if you

548
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 2: would like to slow down. Remix called Clit Happens, Drop

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Speaker 2: the mic