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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: What's up? I don't have an intro, but I do

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Speaker 1: know how money works in this country, unlike another co

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Speaker 1: host we have here. Okay, Eddie's not here to defend himself,

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Speaker 1: so I know it's all right. I like it now.

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Speaker 1: I like you called him out because guess what, he's

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Speaker 1: for it. And he's not your boy. I mean he is,

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Speaker 1: but but he leaves himself up into too much criticism. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I mean, we gotta talk. Today is a big day.

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Speaker 1: It's the fourth of July. America. We are celebrating our independence, right,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about that. We're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: the wonderful country of America, and we're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: America's new favorite sport, soccer, because someone in here has

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Speaker 1: It's called would you Rather Kick? Kick? Gamer? Would you

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Speaker 1: And you have to eat for every hot dog, every

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Speaker 1: I believe. So anyway, they get to the competition and

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Speaker 1: new Big Three, and it was him, Lebron and Anthony Davis. Hilarious, gold,

422
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: absolute gold. I love Jared Dudley. So yes, we're still

423
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 1: waiting on the um social media NBA players since Matt

424
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:53,640
Speaker 1: Bonner's retirement announcement was favorite things ever. But I hate

425
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: to tell you, Joel and Be it's pretty good on

426
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: social media too. If you watch him, I don't, well

427
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 1: you should. He's He's got a lot of He's very entertaining. Yes,

428
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: so let's move. I mean, we can speculate, speculate about

429
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: Kauai all we want, all we want, But I want

430
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,479
Speaker 1: to ask you about these shoes. Okay, they're gonna come

431
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 1: out with these two pairs of Clay Thompson four's okay,

432
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: and I want you to know if they wanted, are

433
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 1: they awesome? I'm gonna show him to you, okay, to

434
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 1: to honor his Max deal, they are going to come

435
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: out with these shoes that are like newspapers, to honor

436
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: his pregame ritual because he always reads the newspaper before

437
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 1: the game on the toilet. I don't know if he's

438
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: on the toilet or if he's just in front of

439
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 1: his locker. I don't know where. But these are the

440
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: the the Clay Thompson, the Katie fours. Are these awesome

441
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: or trash? They're like newspapers to honor him. That's awful.

442
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: That's that's terrible. I don't understand. I don't understand the

443
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 1: new shoes. That's that's ridiculous. Ethan and Colin, who are

444
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: your step children? They are seventeen and how old talking

445
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: to that microphone? Say hello? Hello? Okay you guys are

446
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: you guys are in the shoe game? Like you you

447
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,919
Speaker 1: like shops shoes? What do you think of those shoes?

448
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: They're got awful In my opinion, they look like the

449
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,479
Speaker 1: Lebron soldiers. And if you just threw newspaper on it

450
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 1: like paper machee, you know what I mean? It does

451
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: it looks like paper shoes. You guys are have lost

452
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 1: your mind. Those are bad ass. I absolutely love them.

453
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: You have terrible shoe game. Anyways, No, that is so

454
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 1: cool looking. That is fine, Like when when you see

455
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: the fire emoji. That is straight fire. Those shoes are

456
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 1: straight fire. If I could get my hands on those

457
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: and not have to pay for him, I would wear those.

458
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: I would rock them. They are so I'm not no,

459
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are. I can up.

460
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,360
Speaker 1: But if you guys don't like that, you can get

461
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 1: a better pair of shoes anywhere for cheaper than those.

462
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: He reads the newspaper every game. That is so cool looking.

463
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with their shoes? Is

464
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: gonna make you a better basketball player. I'm not talking

465
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 1: about better. I just think they look cool. It's creative.

466
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: I mean it is creative, but it's not like, oh

467
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: my gosh, really a good looking ship. Oh my gosh,

468
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: that's cool. Give me the give me, give me back

469
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: to the to the pumps. Those are awesome. Yes, those

470
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,239
Speaker 1: were awesome. We never I never had those though, but

471
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: I would take those. I mean, I think I'll put them.

472
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: We'll put them on Twitter, Sore Loser show on Twitter.

473
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: I need to know fire or trash, fire or trash

474
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: just a lot of start or a trash can. Trash can, Yeah,

475
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: trash can fire or dumpster fire. Boom boom, that's how

476
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: you associate fire and fire. Now it's the fourth is

477
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: the Fantasy Champs last year? Is that you? That's okay? Alright, great,

478
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 1: now let's talk about I'm gonna look for an apology

479
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: from you. Here we go, okay, because it's the fourth

480
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: of July and fireworks, you know, celebrating America's independence. And

481
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: is there something that happened when we were children with

482
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:23,719
Speaker 1: fireworks that you would like to apologize to me? For um?

483
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:29,719
Speaker 1: I mean just fire head quite a few incidents with fireworks, yeah,

484
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: but is there one incident in particular you would like

485
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 1: to apologize to me for um? And I if you

486
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: want to, you can, okay, because this is this is

487
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: the one that sticks with me. So we had some

488
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: fireworks and we used to like to blow them up,

489
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: uh in the shoot him at the kid across the

490
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 1: street Ryan's house. So we had a incident. No that

491
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not even mad about that. What we

492
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 1: can talk about that one. But I'm talking about we

493
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: go over there and we have an apple and we

494
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: put a bunch of fireworks in the apple. And we

495
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: had a sheriff that lived in our neighborhood. And I

496
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: look up and I see the sheriff car driving down

497
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: the street and I go, Joe, Joe, I mean batters box,

498
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: batters box cop cop Cop Cop Joe continued. Batters Box

499
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: continues to light all the fireworks that are inside the apple,

500
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 1: and I take off. I'm out of there because I

501
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen in the scene. I'm fleeing the scene.

502
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: I'm leaving no trail of me. I tried to and

503
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: you an apology for me. It should be the other way.

504
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: You even't got to the other story. I told you, cop,

505
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: cop Cop. You ignored me and continue to s light

506
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: light light. I take off running you finished lighting, and

507
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: right as you turn to run, it boom blows up

508
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: and the cop is right there and stops his car

509
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: and he tells you. He goes on to explain that

510
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: fireworks are illegal in the city limits, the d D,

511
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: how unsafe they are, and what did you do? You

512
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: don't remember what you did? I do. I told him

513
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: who's who's plan and whose fireworks? And basically who is

514
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: a fault? Yes, you said that was my brother. It

515
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: was his fireworks. He's the one that did it. I

516
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: tried to stop him. Absolutely so this cop, the sheriff

517
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: that lives in our neighborhood, tells me, tells you, well,

518
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: just tell your brother, I'll be looking for him. Hey,

519
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: I gotta do what you gotta do. So for a

520
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: year or two after that, every time I would see

521
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: the sheriff, I'm out of there, I would I would

522
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: take a left, I take a right. I ditched my

523
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: bike jump into the creek because I think this dude's

524
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: looking for me. Do you want to apologize? You caused

525
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: me so much undue stress because I was worried that

526
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: sheriff knew who I was and was on the lookout

527
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: for me. Would you like to apologize? On fourth of

528
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: July the birth of our country? Would you like to

529
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: apologize our independent? Would you like to get it off

530
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: your chest and say, lunch box, I am sorry you

531
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: caused I caused you two years of stress. Listen, let

532
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I was being a good older brother.

533
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: I was making you tougher, sharper, smarter. Right. Life is

534
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: life is hard out on those uh North Austin streets. Right, yeah,

535
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: North Will. I didn't want to make you soft. I

536
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: had to sharpen you like a like a sword. Right.

537
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: So doing that put you on edge and aware of

538
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: your surroundings at all times. I made you who you

539
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: are today and it started right there. So why am

540
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: I gonna apologize for that? Okay? I just wanted to

541
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: give you the chance because that was one of those

542
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: do you disagree? I mean, it made me where are

543
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: my surroundings? For sure? But did it make you smarter?

544
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. If it made me smart in the hood.

545
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: Maybe in the hood I did in the LWC, the

546
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: Little White Criminals. I mean, I maybe didn't make you

547
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: a better member of the LWC. Maybe maybe, maybe maybe

548
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: about it, But the fact that our journey started right

549
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: there on that day, I was that was one step

550
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: one of training right there, and that was tough. Then

551
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: there was another time we were throwing smoke bombs into

552
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: the same garage Ryan, their family, and we didn't know it.

553
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: We were throwing smoke bombs in there, throwing smoke bombs

554
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: and we leave whatever. A couple hours later, I get

555
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: back from the baseball card shop. I pull up on

556
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: my bike and Ryan's mom is in the front yard

557
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: talking to our mother and she's like, were you shooting

558
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: fireworks over at our house? And I yeah, And they

559
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: were all asleep inside and we had lit there the

560
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: washer and dryer was out in the garage and she

561
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: had bed sheets laying in front of the washing machine,

562
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: and we caught them on fire, and luckily they put

563
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: themselves out. Yeah. So, while I'm not gonna apologize, see

564
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: if the fireworks incident, I will apologize for one thing.

565
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: I will apologize to Ryan and his family for lighting

566
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: the sheets on fire. I know you guys aren't listening. Um,

567
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: I don't apologize for that. Those were ugly sheets. I

568
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: need to get rid of them. I mean, you know

569
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: how lucky we are the house didn't burn. I was

570
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: just no, I'm just saying. I I just I mean,

571
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: as a kid, I didn't realize it. I was just like,

572
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I got caught. But now I'm like, dang,

573
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: we could have burned down their house. Okay, now, what

574
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: are you gonna say? I was gonna bring that up.

575
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: I thought, man, something that I should apologize for and

576
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: probably pay you back after all these years. No, no,

577
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: you're not paying me back. No, I don't know what

578
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna apologize for him. The pizza wasn't it twenty dollars?

579
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't It wasn't pizza. It was taxi cabs. No,

580
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: but you don't owe me twenty Adam who was there, Ye,

581
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: I was gonna pay. Adam told me it was my

582
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: first twenty bill ever ever. Guys, we were out playing

583
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: basketball and it was me, my brother, our buddy Adam,

584
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: and someone else and my brother's two years older than me,

585
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: Adams three or four years older than me, and we

586
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,959
Speaker 1: came up with this genius prank to call five different

587
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: cab companies to the house across the street. Yes, exciting, hilarious.

588
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: This is back before color I d back before all that.

589
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: So we sat out in the front yard playing basketball

590
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 1: and watched one cab after another come to the house

591
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: across the street. Why is that funny? I don't know,

592
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: but it's hilarious because the guy kept answering the door,

593
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: being like, no, I didn't order a cab, and they

594
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: would leave. Well, the fifth and final cab comes and

595
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: it's up at the front door, and the wife of

596
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 1: the guy that lives there gets home and I don't

597
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: know what what her thinking was, but she freaks out

598
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,240
Speaker 1: jumps out of her van before putting it in park,

599
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: like I don't know what, like what she thought, like,

600
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, it cabs. There's something terrible happened. It

601
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: wasn't like it was a fire truck or an ambulance

602
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: or anything like that. It was a cab and her

603
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: van goes rolling down the street. Well, luckily, Adam, it's

604
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: probably thirteen or fourteen. They had to be younger than that.

605
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: Maybe he runs and jumps in the van and drives

606
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: it back in her driveway. Cool. But then Adams like,

607
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna go to my girlfriends Celesse house.

608
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: I can't find my shirt. You know what, I think?

609
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: I love my shirt and their minivan. So he goes

610
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: back across the street. The CAB's still there, guys, the

611
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: cab driver is still there, turned to the scene of

612
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 1: the crime. Never go back. If you commit a crime,

613
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: don't go back and observe your work and enjoy it. Yes,

614
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: just borrow a shirt from Joe Man or just go

615
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: to your chicks ouse without a shirt. How baller? Because

616
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 1: Celeste was a smoke show smoke show? Is she still

617
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: a smoke show? I'm sure, I don't know. I don't

618
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: know what happened to her, But just show up without

619
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 1: a shirt and be like, yo, Celeste, I'm here to

620
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: see you girl. But no, Adam needs his shirt, so

621
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,240
Speaker 1: he goes across the street and he says, excuse me, ma'am,

622
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: I think I left my shirt and your minivan and

623
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: the cab driver turns and goes, you're the one that

624
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: called me. I recognize your voice. What are you talking about?

625
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: And he goes no, and he goes, yes, I recognize

626
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: your voice. He goes twenty dollars for gas or I'm

627
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: calling the police, and he pulls his taxi cabin our

628
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: driveway and I'm in the backyard hiding with my brother

629
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: and our other buddy, and we're like, what do we do?

630
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 1: What do we do? He's like, I'm gonna call the police,

631
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: and we're like no, no, no no, no, no, no no, Like,

632
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? Adam?

633
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: Do you have twenty dollars? No, Joe, you got twenty dollars?

634
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: Other friend, that other friend that I don't remember. Do

635
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: you have twenty dollars? No, lunch box you got twenty

636
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: And this is where I was in a pickle because

637
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 1: it was my first twenty dollar bill. Ever. Ever, how

638
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 1: did you get that? I don't know, but it was

639
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,439
Speaker 1: in mint condition, super meaningful. I had it in a tin,

640
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: like a tin tupperware thing like, and I it was late.

641
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: It was no, it never been bent. It was brand new,

642
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: and it was in there. It was in a protective

643
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:02,720
Speaker 1: case basically. And I was like, I got a twenty

644
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: and Adam looks at me, being the oldest one there,

645
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: puts his hand on my shoulder, left hand on my

646
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: shoulder just so you know, on my right shoulder, and

647
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: he says, hey, man, don't worry about it. I promise

648
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: I'll pay you the twenty dollars because I don't want

649
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: the cops to come. It's like, all right, and none

650
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: of us did. So I gave him the twenty dollars

651
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: and I am now thirty seven years old, and I

652
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: never got that twenty dollars back. Never took one for

653
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: the team. Boy, that was a rough one. That was

654
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: my first twenty dollar bill. Amazing, amazing, I mean that

655
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 1: was great. Happy Independence Day, everybody happy in reminiscenent. Going

656
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: back now, I want to go back to last night.

657
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: I want to go back to last night, not even

658
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: twenty four hours ago. You arrive in my city of Nashville,

659
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 1: Tennessee's Ville. You pull up with the family and like

660
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: hey you, and the Gold Cup is a soccer game,

661
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: soccer tournament. Gold Cup is taking place one point five

662
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: miles from my house at Nissan Stadium. The Gold Cup,

663
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: the United States of American men are taking on Jamaica.

664
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey guys, you guys want to go? No?

665
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: All right, well, we'll just watch it on TV. And

666
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: we are four minutes into the game. We're not even

667
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: into the game yet, actually, and my two nephews calling

668
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: and ethan, soccer is so boring, it's so boring. I

669
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: ignore them because they don't know what they're talking about.

670
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: They're young and dumb. So then my brother comes in.

671
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, did you hear calling and Ethan? They said

672
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 1: soccer is boring? And he goes my brother batter's box goes.

673
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 1: I have to agree with him, and I about fell

674
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: out of my chair. And we watched the first six

675
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: minutes of the game and there was so much action.

676
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: Pat shot after shot in the box close, oh, goalie

677
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: knocks And they're like, I was like, has this been boring? Yeah,

678
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: they've only taken three shots. Are you kidding? What about

679
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: soccer is boring? Like? What do you not appreciate about soccer?

680
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: Do you not understand how phenomenal and and incredibly talented

681
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: and what skill it takes to do what they do

682
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: with that ball with their feet in such tight spaces

683
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: with people all around them. Absolutely understand it, much respect

684
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: their incredible athletes, incredible skill. Soccer is still boring. You

685
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: just don't understand it. I understand it. I've played it

686
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: as a kid. You're you're play it. You're one of

687
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: these old people. Yeah, and I'm gonna say you're old

688
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: because soccer is no you you're one of these old

689
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: people that don't want to change their ways. Soccer is

690
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: the fastest growing sport in America. So they've said that

691
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,919
Speaker 1: for twenty years now, and it is. It's huge now.

692
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: It is huge, huge, Yes, I mean look at the MLS.

693
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: Just like people in the stands lest that that wasn't

694
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 1: that that that's not That's not a representation. We'll get

695
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 1: an MLS game. It's the Gold Cup. Gold Cup is

696
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: not that big a deal. It's not that big deal.

697
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 1: Sounds like a big deal. It's just a tournament. It's gold.

698
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: It's a cup. Yeah, I know, but it's not the

699
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: World Cup. It's not it's not you know how many

700
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: Cups are there. They have a lot of tournaments, but

701
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: the World Cup is the big one anyway. Is the

702
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: World Cup gold? Yes it is? Yeah, okay, so it's

703
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 1: like gold World Cup. No, it's just World Cup. That

704
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: sounds big, the World World Cup? Got it. So you're

705
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 1: one of these old men that you know what I mean,

706
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna change. I'm not gonna get with the times.

707
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: You're getting left behind because soccer is becoming more and

708
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 1: more mainstream and more and more popular. And you're gonna

709
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 1: be the guy that I'm not gonna watch soccer You're

710
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: gonna do You're gonna be that person. No, I know,

711
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: Look I have do you watch the Women's World Cup? Um?

712
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: I followed it? I wasn't so I work right and

713
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: I did follow it, Uh just on the phone. I

714
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: didn't have it up. I just was refreshing the score

715
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: every once in a a while. I mean, look, I have

716
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 1: respect for him. I think they're incredible. They're incredible athletes.

717
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: It's really hard to do a lot of running, a

718
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: lot of athletic ability, a lot of skill. I just

719
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: overall do not prefer to watch soccer. Then I have

720
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: nothing bad against soccer. I still want my kids to

721
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: play soccer. It's awesome, but I it's boring to watch. Sorry, then,

722
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 1: I mean people are getting crushed out there. Last night,

723
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 1: policic gets I mean just absolutely foot stopped. Foot stopped artists,

724
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: jazz sartists, zartist gets freaking taken out from behind and

725
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: you're like, he barely even touched him. I mean he

726
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: took a knee right to the hip and you have

727
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,720
Speaker 1: to under stand that hurt. Have you ever been foot stopped? No?

728
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 1: Not like that? Yeah? Yeah, boy right here got stomped

729
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: on by a three pound dude on his foot. Yeah football?

730
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: And what did he go down? Absolutely? You win down

731
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: there you go. I didn't see it, so I don't know.

732
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 1: I think he went down and he walked well, he

733
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: walked it off too. He played the next time after

734
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: a five minutes, right, he was on the floor. Let

735
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: on this on the ground hurt so heavy, It might hurt.

736
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: But they need a toughen up. And like I said,

737
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: they've earned their reputation for the flops and the theatrics.

738
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: And I mean how many how many what YouTube or

739
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: gifts they show and the dude, I mean we could

740
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: do and the back we could do that for the NBA.

741
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: We could do that for the NFL. But do you

742
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 1: think that their reputation is not deserved? No, No, there's

743
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: some flops. There's flops. Part of it is here. It

744
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: is when they get the NBA flops to get fouls.

745
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: These guys flop. Okay, but it's an immediate call or

746
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: no call. Right, But why are they're rolling? You're trying

747
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: to draw a yellower red for the other player. You're

748
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: trying to a little bit. You're letting your team catch

749
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 1: their wind. Okay, so it's strategy, a little bit flopping

750
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,399
Speaker 1: and strategy or laying down. Staying down for a little

751
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: bit is a little bit of strategy because you only

752
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: get three SUPs the whole game, so you have to

753
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: have fine time to let your guys recuperate. So when

754
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 1: you get taken out a little bit, you lay down

755
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: a little bit longer. I will say that I think

756
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: that that part of soccer is my favorite. It's the

757
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: most entertaining to watch these dudes flop and writhe on

758
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 1: the ground. It's hilarious. That's the most entertaining part of soccer.

759
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate like this is this is

760
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: why it's funny and then they replay and then show,

761
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, he barely the wind of his leg

762
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: flying by his hip may have grazed him and he

763
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: needs a stretcher to be taken off the field. Awesome, bravo, bravo, sir.

764
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 1: You're behind the times and people on Twitter sore losers

765
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: show on Twitter they are going to rip you get

766
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,760
Speaker 1: off my lawn. No, you, that's exactly that. You're saying

767
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 1: that to us. You are the old man and you

768
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: are the one that is not changing with the times.

769
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't want to. Hey, like I said,

770
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: I respect the skill and the athleticism. I just think overall,

771
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: I do not choose to spend my time, my valuable time,

772
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: spectating a sport. For we just spend an hour and

773
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: a half watching people shove wieners in their mouth, but

774
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,319
Speaker 1: you don't want to watch? Was great? What's that? More

775
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: entertaining than soccer? There was so much more action, dude.

776
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: There was bun spittle flying everywhere, there was raincoats, there

777
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: was cybersecurity guys, there was it was all. It was

778
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: tons of entertainment there. You're just a troll. You're an

779
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:07,280
Speaker 1: absolute troll. You're a troll. Just like the Rays trolled

780
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: the yankeesious, please pull up the tweet. The Yankees tweeted

781
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: out because gliber Torres, I'm probably not saying I don't

782
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: ever say names, right, I'm very bad at pronunciation. But

783
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: he didn't make the All Star Game. And Boone came

784
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: out it was like, it's a travesty. I can't believe

785
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: he didn't make the All Star team. And he probably

786
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: should be on the All Star team. But the All

787
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: Star Game, the most deserting people don't always make it.

788
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: That's just the way it is with All Star games

789
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 1: because you let fans vote it. There's no perfect way

790
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: to do it. It's an exhibition game. Whatever. So the

791
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: Yankees tweeted out that it is it is blank that

792
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: Torres didn't make the All Star team, and the Tampa

793
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: Bay Ray said responded, a fact, pretty good, well played,

794
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: well played. Raised This is that. Let me tell you.

795
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: That is why social media makes it so much better,

796
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 1: is when I love when teams troll other teams. That's good.

797
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: It's really good. That's the best part of social media.

798
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: It really is. Excellent. Well done, Colin Ethan, Thank you, guys,

799
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: well done. Thank you for your opinion on the shoes

800
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: anything else. You guys want to say no, Colin, No,

801
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: you don't want to say no. I just want to

802
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: shake your head. Okay, Hey, both these guys are going

803
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: into the same high school next year, so white high school,

804
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: White Wolves. They're gonna be playing football. Both of them

805
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: play football. And uh, it's kind of crazy. You're both

806
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: gonna be in high school at the same time. Part

807
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: of the first senior class in school history. How about that. Now,

808
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: let's clap it up. Let's clap it up. Thank you

809
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: the Batter's Box for coming in. We're gonna go home.

810
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: It's the fourth of July. I'm not gonna put any

811
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: winners in my mouth. We are not gonna have winners.

812
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 1: We may, you know, grill some hamburgers. Hopefully you're out

813
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: there shotgunning hashtag sore losers shotgun give us your feedback

814
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: on the podcast. We came in. We had fun. We

815
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: wanted to celebrate America's independence with you guys. Without the

816
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: fourth of July, America, in America's Independence Day, we wouldn't

817
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: be able to do podcasts like this. We wouldn't get

818
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: to have fun like this. Eddie wouldn't be at the

819
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: beach right now with his family. Ray wouldn't be hanging

820
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: ten in Hawaii. Yeah, I'm just hey, I just want

821
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 1: to say I'm sad that Eddie and Ray aren't here.

822
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 1: I was looking forward to, uh doing a show with them.

823
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: So still, what's is my second show? Third appearance? Maybe?

824
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: And I haven't gotten to sit in the room with

825
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: those two saying maybe next time. Maybe tomorrow? Yeah why

826
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: not because they'll be at the beach in Hawaii. Maybe.

827
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're gonna do one tomorrow. I

828
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: don't know if you want to do one tomorrow. We'll

829
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,720
Speaker 1: figure it out. But listen, Happy fourth of July. Everybody,

830
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 1: be careful out there, enjoy the fireworks. If you're shooting

831
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: off fireworks, be careful with them, and remember have fun.

832
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: Grill USA, USA, USA, have a great day. Shout out

833
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: to fourst Oh yeah, shout out the forest. He's the

834
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 1: one that came up with Batter's Box and patted himself

835
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: on the back for that, and I kept forgetting to

836
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 1: call you Batter's box. Great job. And maybe my dad's

837
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: listening to this on the road because he's driving to

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Speaker 1: Nashville right now. So everybody have a great day. Sore

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Speaker 1: Give us some feedback, but USA, USA, have a great day.