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Speaker 1: subject my husband found the wrong gift. We'll get into that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a little bit, and it is just what you think.

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Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's frank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Now? Well, you

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Speaker 1: remember we used to have, you know, back in there,

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Speaker 1: it used to be calendars with the hunks on it,

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Speaker 1: you know, the fireman only remember that. Remember that? And

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Speaker 1: of course you know me and we always had the

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Speaker 1: a calendar, shirts off calendar. No, he ain't doing our calendar.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you might have done an hour, ain't done.

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Speaker 1: No mind, No hotties, remember my hotties. You go. But

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Speaker 1: this right here is church calendar. Somebody, if you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: he do it? Let's go cat down church. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach sister Alison. Alison. Uh, Alison, she's

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Speaker 1: this is uh This is brother Lust, the brother Lust.

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Speaker 1: How you doing today? All right, Lester? Brother Lester right

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Speaker 1: from the church. Okay, okay over at uh right right

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Speaker 1: right right? Your husband right with Jared. I'm s yeah.

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Speaker 1: This is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay, I met you a

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Speaker 1: have been working on Sunday And I said that I

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Speaker 1: get involved. Man. We'll come all down. Man. We we

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Speaker 1: love to hell. You know that's for sure. Man. Can

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Speaker 1: I get you a number where she can call me back? Well? Okay,

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Speaker 1: yeah sure. Um is just about you know, lesson us something.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Actually the single ministry, Man, I'm over

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Speaker 1: the Single Ministry and we're raising some money. So we're

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Speaker 1: is okay, you said Canada? So the church is doing

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Speaker 1: the calendar. But is it's like the couples like we

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Speaker 1: I mean a calendar down? No, No, what we're don't

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Speaker 1: see a lot of the guys got together. What we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do is the mount swimsuit caledar and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: we kind of put that together. Man. So let me

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Speaker 1: give you my number, man, because I want to call

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Speaker 1: all the guys were saying, if she get on the calendar,

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Speaker 1: it'll probably get solid. You know. Wait a minute, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, whoa woa woar war. Let's slow down, Slow down, brother,

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Speaker 1: let's let's slow down. Okay, A calendar I swimsuit calendar

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Speaker 1: for the for the single ministry at the church. What

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Speaker 1: it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church who

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Speaker 1: have ever done a swimsuit calendar. You see what I'm saying. No,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. You

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Speaker 1: call it. My wife to be in it, and you

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Speaker 1: And first of all, I didn't this man about all

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Speaker 1: tell me you're not tilling my house this morning talking

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Speaker 1: Ain't number some panties made? So y'all looking at my

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Speaker 1: This turn into? Mane see gerald, The difference deals on

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Speaker 1: no other church done before? You see what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: The reason ain't no other church donne is because this

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Speaker 1: like this? Man? What is wrong with you? Hey? Dog?

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, we got them on our list. We

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Speaker 1: or sister Alison in a swimsuit? Look, man, I ain't

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Speaker 1: giving you know, get your my wife and on swimsuit. Man,

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Speaker 1: this is just something we're trying to do for the ministry. Dude.

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Speaker 1: there right now, but I'm gonna beat up for crowers

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Speaker 1: how talking about my wife doing all these idiotic types.

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Speaker 1: I've got something for you to say, gay bouts. Don't

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down, Lester. Seven. So it started at seven,

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Speaker 1: let's do six fifty five, Lester. I think this is

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Speaker 1: you bring a picture with you? Oh yeah, I got

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what me or time you will be

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Speaker 1: Who me, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be right outside in front of the church.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, this may hey man, your brother Jason told

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Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you. Man, God, man, you

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Speaker 1: know you know what you said. Tell him, I said,

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Speaker 1: if that food came to church more often, he would

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Speaker 1: know that this is a prank phone call. Oh Dad,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad it is. Man. Can't you just imagine if

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Speaker 1: how to draw up to that church acting the food?

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Speaker 1: Ain't Man? I got I gotta ask you this him? Man,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land? Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Man,

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Speaker 1: real stupy y'all. I love him? What time is choir practice?

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Speaker 1: Can you get that six to five? I didn't need

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Speaker 1: man in that video we saw a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: that was too much, Marcus. Marcus, I got stupid all

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Speaker 1: lined up for you. Stupid this weekend. That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Speaker 1: The Nephews in Baltimore, Maryland at the Baltimore Comedy Factory

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Speaker 1: Thursday night. That's one on Thursday to Friday, whose Saturday,

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Speaker 1: in the cut, Beaumont, Texas, March nineteenth, Baby, Julie rogers Field.

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Speaker 1: Uh that Saturday night one show. We'll get your tickets now, alright, Beaumont, Texas.

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Speaker 1: Laying in the cut is Zanis Comedy Club, Nashville ten

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Speaker 1: a seat April Fool's Weekend. What bella to celebrate April

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Speaker 1: Fools with the food in your city. NaN's Field laying

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry Letters, subject my husband

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Speaker 1: found the wrong gift. We'll get into it right after this.

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