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Speaker 1: What should you definitely not wear for Halloween? This year?

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And if you

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Speaker 2: ask Brook, nothing is too weird or too obscure to

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Speaker 2: be made into a wacky, hilarious Halloween.

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Speaker 1: I should have any say in this one?

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about? I still think my blood

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Speaker 3: clock costume was iconic.

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Speaker 1: At least somebody thinks that, and it's you another time.

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Speaker 2: She was a living photo booth one year, which we

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Speaker 2: all know was just an elaborate excuse so she could

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Speaker 2: secretly take pictures of me with her polar throughout the day.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome for the picture.

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Speaker 2: And back in twenty eleven, Brooke did resting witch face,

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Speaker 2: which was so subtle it took us hours to figure

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Speaker 2: out what the hell she was.

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Speaker 1: But the good thing is tell the difference.

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Speaker 2: She's not alone, though, because coming up with questionable, hard

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Speaker 2: to understand outfit ideas is a common thing, and that's

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Speaker 2: why a popular publication did its annual roundup of the

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Speaker 2: weirdest Halloween costumes.

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Speaker 1: You can actually buy online. They are already put together.

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Speaker 1: They're already put.

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Speaker 2: Together for you, Pop them in the cart and hit purchase.

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Speaker 3: Okay, if you're gonna be that person that wears a

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Speaker 3: store bought costume.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well here's some of the highlights from it.

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Speaker 2: Number nine a ceiling fan, where the hat is supposed

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Speaker 2: to look like the blades of a fan sticking out,

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Speaker 2: and it comes with a T shirt that says, let's

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Speaker 2: go ceiling.

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Speaker 1: Ceiling fan.

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Speaker 3: I mean pretty much guarantee that you're not gonna make

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Speaker 3: out with anybody if you have blades coming off the

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Speaker 3: top of your head.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that definitely seems like a brook special note you

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Speaker 2: would make home.

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Speaker 1: Number eight a utility pole.

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Speaker 2: This is a it's a couple's costume where you each

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Speaker 2: dress as a tall metal, gray pole and then you're

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Speaker 2: connected in between you by black straps that look like

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Speaker 2: power punt.

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Speaker 3: It's so funny. I saw this and people were commenting,

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Speaker 3: this is so amazing, I get it, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: I don't really get it.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't like mind blowing. It's just your utility poles.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like an argument though, where to go with

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Speaker 3: the party, like you.

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Speaker 1: Or having to go to the bathroom at the party.

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Speaker 2: Number seven is a before, during, and after you go

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Speaker 2: to the bathroom costume.

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Speaker 3: What the actually don't get it.

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Speaker 2: This is the weirdest one. It acquires three people one.

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Speaker 2: One costume is a full roll of toilet paper, another

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Speaker 2: is emp an empty roll, and the third costume is

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Speaker 2: the poop.

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Speaker 3: So the third costume is the person you don't like

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Speaker 3: in your friend group.

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Speaker 2: But somehow getting the most action at the Halloween party.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand my son would think it's the funniest.

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Speaker 1: Number six batched surgery costume. Oh, this sounds good.

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Speaker 2: Where your whole body is covered head to toe in

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Speaker 2: medical bandages and fake bruises, so it looks like you

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Speaker 2: had a terrible nose job, facelift in every other cosmetic

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Speaker 2: procedure possible, all at the same time on your cheek.

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Speaker 3: You can I just saw someone dressed up as the

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Speaker 3: game operation. Yeah, like they had a red nose and

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Speaker 3: then they had holes where they put like the little

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Speaker 3: butterfly in there. Heart. No, but I thought it was

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Speaker 3: pretty smart.

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Speaker 1: That's really cool.

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Speaker 2: It's seeing the naughty version of that costume, and that's

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Speaker 2: a really good one. Talking about the strangest costumes that

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Speaker 2: you can actually buy online for Halloween this year, number

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Speaker 2: five is a charcouterie board.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, please.

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Speaker 3: Tell me, You're real and I can eat you.

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Speaker 1: It's not as fun as it sounds.

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Speaker 3: It's not.

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Speaker 2: It's a brown slab that hangs down onto your chest

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Speaker 2: and has pictures of various meats and cheeses on it.

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Speaker 2: And in the description they suggest pairing it with a

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Speaker 2: real glass of red wine you carry around with you

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Speaker 2: the whole night. Well, I mean, you excuse to have

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Speaker 2: a red glass of wine on you, but you can't

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Speaker 2: drink it.

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Speaker 1: Or your costumes keep you be the best person at

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Speaker 1: the party. People are thinking at you.

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Speaker 3: My parents always tell a story how they're at a

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Speaker 3: costume party and one of their friends when as like

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Speaker 3: a wrapped ham, and my my dad thought it'd be

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Speaker 3: funny to go take a bite, not realizing it was

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Speaker 3: like their skin of their butt. It was with just string,

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Speaker 3: so it looked like it was coming out like a ham. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: So my dad bit somebody's butt.

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Speaker 1: I love your dad.

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Speaker 2: Number four A price is right, four pack. This one's

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Speaker 2: meant for four people. So each person wears a belt

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Speaker 2: that looks like the podium's contestant stem. And I'm standing

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Speaker 2: behind it, and one of you is bidding seventeen hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Another is eight hundred, another says eight oh one, and

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Speaker 2: the last person bids.

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Speaker 1: What that's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: That is funny, But you have to stay around each

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Speaker 2: other the entire your night or it's not funny.

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Speaker 1: Number one it's supposed to be. Number three is a

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Speaker 1: kale and ranch salad. Couples costumes.

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Speaker 2: No one of you is a large piece of tail,

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Speaker 2: the other is a bottle of ranch o God.

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Speaker 3: And then they talk about how they're vegans all night.

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Speaker 2: It's supposed to be for the couples where one person

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Speaker 2: eats healthy and the other one usually doesn't ranches. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's the fat, well beauty.

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Speaker 1: One of us gonna die from heart disease before the other.

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Speaker 1: Number two chicken nugget for toddlers.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, instead like usually toddler's dress up as a

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Speaker 3: little chicken. Now we're going as chicken nugget as a.

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Speaker 2: Nuggets, a little tiny nugget, and mom or dad dresses

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Speaker 2: like a dunkable sauce pack.

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Speaker 1: Four or nugget.

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Speaker 3: Nora Win as a ketchup package once like a pack,

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Speaker 3: like a little packet of ketchup.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your dad tried to suck the ketchup out of

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Speaker 1: It's always a weird.

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Speaker 2: Halloween Grandpa, And the number one weirdest costume you can buy,

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Speaker 2: according to the survey, is a taco costume for guinea pigs.

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Speaker 2: What a really, really, really small looking taco that you

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Speaker 2: put onto your guinea pig that.

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Speaker 3: Is so your ry A penny guinea pig, just for

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Speaker 3: that moment, just.

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Speaker 1: To break your brain.

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Speaker 2: There's an even smaller one that's a sushi costume for

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Speaker 2: pet lizards.

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Speaker 1: A really little tiny sushi roll.

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Speaker 3: Someone please get it and tag us in the picture

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Speaker 3: and you can.

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Speaker 2: Say it's a dragon roll. Text in to seven eight,

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Speaker 2: five nine two with the strangest costume you've ever seen

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Speaker 2: or worn for Halloween.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do your phone tap right after this